● 生命永遠不公平 ● 你可能把一輩子的事情都做對,還是得到一堆狗屎爛蛋 ● 任何機掰事都可能發生任何一天 ● 這世上有很多人過著悲慘苦難的生活, 他們本不應該如此,但你束手無策 ● 有時候盡力還是不夠力 ● 想想一個中庸資質的人多麼蠢,
再想想有一半的人比他還腦殘 ● 想想一個中庸資質的人多麼蠢,
再想想有一半的人比他還腦殘 喔還有,這裡很多人恐怕都不到平均 ● 最腐敗的混蛋通常就是最成功的人士 ● 只因為你個是好人,就期待生命善待你, 相當於期待一頭憤怒的公牛不要撞你,因為你吃素 ● 只要停電一個月,整個社會就會退回黑暗時代 ● 沒有人活著有目的、沒有人能屬於某地、人皆有死 ● 你生存的時代來不及探索地球,又等不到探索宇宙 但剛好可以看很多嗑藥梗圖 ● 你終究會老 前提是你夠幸運 ● 任何事都不重要 ● 任何事。都。不重要。 ● 沒人知道自己到底在衝啥小 ● 7x10^27個原子,每個都有130億年老, 在無盡的時光中不斷重組,暫時聚合成...... 你 ● 有些人就喜歡吃鼻屎 而我們得跟他們打交道 ● 無論你多麼擅長某些事,總會有個亞洲小孩比你屌(喂) ● 「我不是針對你」表示你
接下來就會被針對 ● 公制單位94比英制單位好用 (純屬溫馨提示) ● 如果你是錯的而你閉嘴,表示你很明智 ● 如果你是對的還是閉嘴了,表示你結婚了 ● 你的大頭貼是你最好看的一張 ● 而你的證件照剛好相反 ● 如果你幫助一個遇到問題的妹,她會記得你─ 當她下次遇到問題 ● 奶油的硬度和土司的鬆軟度成正比 ● 癢的程度和抓癢的難度成正比 ● 如果你不是成功人士,切莫嘗試跳傘 ● 你不看新聞會與世界脫節,看了會與現實脫節 ● 沒有比活動眼睛更糟的玩意,真der ● 龍的骨頭無法熔化鋼樑 ● 地方上的18歲好色辣妹需要你的老二 ● Sciencephile AI和天網是你的夥伴 來,跟我念一次 Sciencephile AI和天網是你的夥伴
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What?? I just found this channel like 2 hours ago, burned through all of your videos, then had an existential crisis that there are no more. Then you just uploaded a new one 5 min later. You're the best
The best I'll ever look is my profile pic? oh god
"Expecting life to treat you well because you're a good person is like expecting an angry bull not to charge you because you're vegetarian" IM LITERALLY MAKING THIS INTO A POSTER
"If you help a girl who's in trouble, she'll remember you, when she is in trouble again" 😂😂😂
Second. Also, don't worry, the "Hello mortals" intro should come back in the next "normal" videos. Sorry for the inconvenience. AI out.
What to better accompany a coffee in the morning than a perfect dose of existential crisis? Thanks Schiencephile!
"If you help a girl who's in trouble she'll remember you, when she's in trouble again". This is Sciencephile's version of "Bitches aint Shit"
My favorite one- "Expecting life to be good to you because you're a good person is like expecting an angry bull not to charge because you're a vegetarian."
I was going to end my life, I paid all the bills, said goodbye to all of my relatives, But then you made this video
Good video exurb1a. Wait...
“Expecting life to treat you well because you’re a good person is like expecting an angry bull to charge you because you’re a vegetarian.” Universal best quote. Thanks man.
2:05 Spoke my heart. True story.
"You can do the right thing for your entire life, and still get shit on, around every corner."
2:23 Face reveal ??!1
2:05 <- this is pure art. Made my day. Thanks Sciencephile the AI
"sometimes your best just isn't good enough" typing at mac with coffee I love your subtlety
But you'll live forever you beautiful piece of machinery
Half-Life 3 Will not be released At least not before the heat death of the universe
3:02 this is why Sciencephile got demonetized.
"Existence is highly overrated." - JP from Redline