Tails! My taxes are due today and I
have no idea how to do them. Okay...? You have to help me! How do you know I'm not
busy with mine? Please, there's no way you saved
it to the last minute I bet you did yours on January 1st. Actually, i had to wait intil January 22nd for
all of my 1099 forms to come in, but... Tails, please, I'd be on my knees begging
if there were an animation for it. Alright, fine. I'm sure with my brains we
can get this done quick. (God, he is so cringe.) Alright, how much d
id you
make last year? I was supposed to be counting? Didn't you get a W2 from
your employer? My, employer...? What do you even do? Mostly I just run around and pick
up gold rings off the ground. Your job is picking up money
off the ground? Well, sometimes they're floating
in the air... But, like, does someone put
them there? I... do't know.
I haven't though about it. Eggman, maybe? Well, we're definitely not getting
a 1099 from him. That's okay! We can fill out the 1040
using your own accountin
g. So I was supposed to be counting! You haven't been keeping track?
Sonic... No no no no no, I got this. Let's see, uh... I got, uh, 230-something
from Emerald Coast... 140 in Windy Valley... I had 60 in Ice Cap but I
got hit and dropped them. I picked up 20 though. What happened to the other 40? Well, they disappeared into thin air. I don't think the IRS will
buy that one. That's literally what happened! Let's talk business expenses.
Do you even have those? Hm, well, uh... Oh! I bought stuff f
rom my Chao Is that a business expense? It could be. What did you get? I bought them some fruits and cute
little hats from the black market. The black market?! Why did you buy stuff from there?! Well where else are you supposed
to buy stuff? It;s literally attached to the garden. You can't put illegal purchases on
your federal tax return! Why not?! God... Phew!
That took forever. You're welcome. Alright. Now that we're done, I just
gotta put it in the mail, yeah? Those were your federal taxes.
N
ow we have to do state taxes. Actually, I think I'm good. Huh?! I've decided I'm not paying taxes. Sonic, you have to pay your taxes. Why? It's not like they do anything. Speed Highway was literally built
with taxpayer dollars. Yeah, and they used the money to
build loop-de-loops on the road. Which, granted, cool as hell for me... But man, morning commutes must
be hell for everyone else. If you don't pay your taxes, the
IRS will come after you! Yeah, and I'm the fastest thing alive. What are the
y gonna do?
Catch me? Damn, they caught me. So, what are you in for? I placed a bunch of gold rings
on the ground... ...and didn't send the proper 1099 tax
froms to people who picked them up. You die tonight.
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