Dude...daiiii! You stinky bugger! Why are you
barging into my time for crapping! - Are you Masa's friend?
- No, Kesavan's friend Call him Masa (lazy bum)
Fits him to the M! 'Human Rights Violation issue
Dindigul Police Inspector sudden suspect' 'Rowdy doctor who created a stir
in Chennai now out of prison' 'Celebration by his supporters
in front of the prison' 'Uproar in Trichy' 'Temple for actress Nayanthara
built by a youngster...!' What are your plans
now in Chennai, da? - I don't know, dude
- Good answer Those who came clueless
really made it big here Ones with plans went
back home empty handed You have a bright future, da Dude...when will you be back? It'll be night, dude
We'll talk when I get back Hey! Take care of him Bye, dude Excuse me? - What?
- Can I join with you, boss? Welcome to Chennai! - 'Don't be scared, dear'
- Shut up! Be quiet We shouldn't blow our cover Music
SANTHOSH NARAYANAN 'Hey baby...will you marry me?' 'Can you get anyone
better than me?' Shut it for a while
, dear Hey...hey...let me go Hey! You rascal Stop...stop, da Stop, da! Catch him Where do you work, boss? I set the alarm in the morning,
to get up and drink How can you ask me this? No, I thought maybe
you work night shifts Why do you think so? Why do you
think that of me? Is it a must for
everyone to work? A man must eat and crap daily,
in between, work a little Isn't this your concept? - It's not that, boss
- Then what is it, boss? Always talk about work, work,
work...wretched fellows...! Why
do you
talk like this? What else do you
want me to say? Do you read
the paper daily? They just change the date
and write the same thing - That's why I don't read it
- That's why...you're happy Read the paper daily
You'll go insane Wife-swapping Illicit love Bank theft
Bike theft Jewelry theft On top of it, actress in an ashram
and a saint lying on her lap This heroine in love
with a hero That hero in love
with another heroine... ...who is the mistress
of another director If isn't enough, youngs
ters turn into
murderers and even commit suicide Suicide if they fail
in school or college Suicide if they don't get a job
or the right bride or groom Suppose, they get a bride
marriage ends in divorce Divorce for the flimsiest of excuses
Sneeze, cough or even if you snore! Besides all this mother-in-law burns
daughter-in-law and vice versa Uncle stabs
his brother-in-law And vice versa Throwing acid on
his girl friend's face If you wade through all this
rubbish and come to the 1st page... ...he'
ll report the temperature
in Chennai as 110 degrees Why should a man work, huh? You work at a 5 star
hotel, don't you? Who told you? Kesava told me you are a valet
in a 5 star hotel's car park You could have
told me you knew, no? I wouldn't have rattled
my philosophy to you! It's okay
It was fun hearing it It was jolly?
Huh...huh! Boss, I've been wanting to ask you
something for a real long time Is this your own house? That's a really tough question
There are a lot of legal problems Sir, no prob
lem
Don't strain yourself What, sir?
You run a business? For a while
I was smuggling Scent, shoes, laptops - 'Baby...!'
- Shut up It got really boring There was no
job satisfaction 'Baby! Don't trust them...problem' If you keep working for money
boredom hits you, no? Do you get
what I'm saying? 'Honey! Don't blabber
to these new guys!' I told you to shut up
Didn't you hear me? Do you want me
to spank you? A woman should
know her place! Sir? Whom are you talking to? 'You're a total waste piece, m
an' I'll murder you
Don't say another word! 'You'll never learn even
if you burn your hands!' 'Go to hell' Female trouble Sir, who are you talking to? Sorry, you guys
don't know her, no? We have no clue She's a girl called Shalu Only I can see her She's like my girl-friend She's the only one
I can bare my soul to! 'My fate! I got stuck with
a crazy man like this' No fears, man Shalu is a very decent girl Look at that drawing She's Shalu She's really hot, boss This is a mental disorder, sir I thi
nk you should
consult a doctor 'I'll smash your face
black and blue!' Wait...cool
Calm down, babe 'Who wants your
random advice?' 'Get out of here, da' You asked me to
consult a doctor, no? That's why
she got a little angry She's slightly
hyper-emotional 'My fate to listen
to these idiots!' I've already done all that He gave me tablets
and I took them But my life was
boring without Shalu I stopped the medicine I 'liking it' basically How did you get
this disease? What should I do
to get it, boss
?! Shut up! Sir, we're leaving
I'm late for work Sir told me
you lost your job? Leave it, da
He's one of us You're all 3 in 'no-job'
position right now, no? 'Wretched wasted
mouth-to-feed!' Are you looking
for some other work? No, sir...I'm trying
for another job What about you both? As if we are that old, sir
Why work already? Are you also free
and jobless now, sir? If I tell you what I do,
you'll think I'm insane No way!
Of course we won't I'll tell you anyway I don't know why, but I feel
like
sharing it with you guys My job is... ...what you might
call 'kidnapping' In Tamil, we call it
'aal kadaththal' (abducting) All this is your kidnapping
victims list, sir? No...no, this is my study
of how not to kidnap! What I've done will not
feature in the newspaper Only if you've messed it up
will it become headlines Sir, we're late now
We have to leave Thanks for the drinks - Come...come, da
- 'Go...go, good riddance!' - Are you scared?
- No...not at all Come, da Hey! I paid for your drinks?
Now I'll pay, you must eat If you call this 'idly', even
'chutney' won't believe it, da Shall I ask for the bill? Okay, sir
We're done You sit in the car
I'll pay the bill and join you Do you know how long it's been
since I sat in the driver's seat?! Where did that man go? Shall we just take
the car and leave? Shut up Let me go! Silence!
Don't scream Let me go!! Start the car Sir...sir, what are you doing? Let me go, da Police are after us
Start the car, da! Police...awwww! Start...go...go...go
- What the heck is happening?
- What do we do now? I don't know Pull along the kerb here
Let's run for our life 'Rascal! My guy has breathlessly
carried her with great difficulty' 'And you're ruining it!' They can't hear
what you're saying, silly! Why is he
on his own trip? 'Then you talk, buffalo!' Turn right...right...right - I'm petrified
- Just go somewhere For heaven's sake, keep quiet - Kesavan, just listen to me
- Quiet...quiet, please Shut up...shut up - 'Ask her for her phone'
- Give m
e your phone Let go of her hand, da Give me the phone! - 'Call her dad'
- What's your dad's name? Take out her
handkerchief It's saved as 'dad' I won't scream Please don't stuff that stinky
kerchief into my mouth! Don't panic or be
foolish, just trust me Hello? Sir, we've kidnapped
your daughter Yes, dad, I'm in a car
They've kidnapped me - Divya...Divya
- 'Don't panic, don't panic' Don't panic
Don't panic 'We won't lay a finger
on your daughter' Don't go to the police
Because we aren't criminal
s We're doing this
only with a good intention Son, please don't do
anything to my daughter - Please...!
- I'm telling you we won't But you must not do
anything foolish either Son, what do you want? I'm an ordinary
bank manager How can a bank manager
be 'ordinary'? Son, I'm a timid person I didn't complain even
when my bike got stolen Don't be scared Be calm, please Keep driving Take deep breaths Yes, nicely Breathe in...real deep Okay? Now tell me, how much
do you earn monthly? Eh? Monthly salar
y? Son? How much is your
monthly income? Rs 45,000 Do you have 45,000
now in your account? Because today is
10th of this month I have, son If I take 45,000, can you
manage the rest of this month? Whaaaat?! Yes, I can, son Okay, then go to a nearby ATM
Withdraw Rs 45,000 and wait I'll call you in 15 minutes - Don't do anything to my daughter
- Aiyo! We won't do a thing to her! Just withdraw the money Ask your dad to
be brave, dear Dad, don't be scared
Please be brave Okay, sir?
Okay...okay (Shalu
giggles) Hello? - Sir, is the money ready?
- Yes, it's ready Where should I come, son? Good day, sir
Hand over that cash Check if it's right, son No need, I'll go down and
send your daughter up Okay? See you, sir If you follow these 5 rules,
kidnapping is truly awesome 1st rule, stay clear
of people with power No power house If you choose a rich kid,
you'll be in danger Unnecessary tension for us 2nd rule: No threats to kill
No unwanted scaring Because people have watched
enough films not to ge
t fooled Must not scare them unnecessarily Rule 3: Affordable ransom money Not a penny more
Not a penny less! Or else they will go to the police
And we are buying trouble 4th rule: No arms, no harm
No weapons for any reason Statistics say weapon is the cause
for us to be the corpse And 5th rule,
most important If the job gets
goofed up... ...if it's not according to plan,
no shame, just surrender Heroism...should be zero! Dai!! Boss, your spelling for
'kednapping' is itself wrong Come, dude Acce
pt you don't understand Wait...he has just
started himself No...I complete These 5 rules cover et al There's nothing more
to learn beyond this Boss, when's the next project? I'll break your teeth...come, da Hello...? If you come by 6:00 a.m
tomorrow, we'll all be a team Otherwise, forget
'that meeting' 'Honey, how will you cope with
this many insane people?!' Come out, da Let's go back! Are you brainless?
Come with me now If you go begging just because
you're jobless, you'll get it, huh? You'll
get a job
only if you search Understand? You try something too, dude There are supervisor jobs in Ambattur
for those who've got diplomas...huh? Try and you'll succeed - Okay?
- Okay...! Okay Aiyo! Dai, why do you
have such a long face? No reaction for
kidnapping you Or when we demanded
ransom from your dad We're scared, right? 'Babe, this kid is
so cute and chubby' 'I adore him
Can't we just keep him?' What do you want, son?
An ice cream or something? I'm bored, get me
some magazines? We've kidn
apped him
and he says he's bored! Dad My dad's calling Hello, sir
Yes, it's us We're here Where? Just wait and watch You'll get caught
by the police very soon Are you planning
to sneak to them?! I won't sneak, but I'm just
generally making a statement Why do you say that?
Hit you! Poisonous little brat Come Go straight and take a left
Your dad is waiting for you - Here, keep this
- No, thanks Sir, this phone is too small
to put a tracking chip in Can you catch them or not? Don't get tensed
Sit d
own You've been saying this
for past 4 days, I can't concentrate Let me do my work
Please sit down In politics if you want to be upright
you mustn't have a family at all No problem, you will
be followed by 2 bikes Plus a car and a jeep
will follow secretly We've fixed
a GPS in your car It will point out
exactly where you are - Understand?
- I'm scared, brother Don't play with your
nephew's life, brother Listen, only after you get your son
will the police even come inside Till then, forget
we eve
n exist Here, talk to them Talk Hello? Your son is fine
Do you want to talk to him? Mother, don't mess it up Arumai! Arumai! How are you?
Are you safe? Your son is fine
He's perfectly okay Let me talk to your brother,
Deputy Inspector General of police He's asking for you! To me? DIG sir, how many people
are following your sister here? Look here, I've come here
as her brother, not as a cop Sir, cops behave as cops
Family is immaterial to them We won't take
any action, understand? Sir, do whateve
r
mess up you want to But just send
your sister and the phone We'll keep giving directions
to her over the phone She must simply follow it
You understand? Okay Go, don't be scared If their call gets cut
don't worry They'll call you back
You instruct the driver Don't be scared
Start the car Careful Maintain distance Keep following - 'Are you here?'
- Yes, I am Give it...give it to me 'Come straight inside' 'Enter the ground' 'Are you there?
What do you see?' They've covered
something with a cloth
'Walk towards that' Hurry up...hurry up
Round up the area 'Are you near it?' Yes, I am What's happening? Sir, madam is standing in the middle
of the ground and looking at something 'Take off the tarp' 'Put the bag in
the stand underneath' 'Keep it and
move backward' Money is flying, sir What? The money's flying?! Is it coming? It'll come
Just wait On its way! Super, da Don't mess it up, da It's overloaded, I think It has stopped! Do something 'Oh God...gone' Wait...wait, sir
I'll push it down W
hat are you doing? This is why you mustn't watch
too many Hollywood films Our guys are
down there, no? Close Get his dhoti! Keep this 100
Give us your dhoti Are you guys kidding? Take 500
Quickly! Here...hold! Spread it right Catch...! Give me
a 'high 5'...yay!! "What's righteous, what's wrong?
If it's right for you, live it up lifelong" "What's fine, what's corrupt?
Good drives evil bankrupt!" What's bothering you? Body ache, fever every evening
and I'm unable to sleep Open your mouth Okay, clo
se Go and see this doctor If you give him this slip,
he won't take any money Okay, doctor Go now What were you saying? That party is not abiding
by the agreement, doctor sir If you can mediate
it can be settled What's the property worth? 15 million Only big shots used to
dabble in real estate earlier This is what happens if random roadside
chaps and quack-astrologers interfere Come...this lucky parrot
will foretell your future! Hey, aren't you the guy who lures
people into 'Parrot Astrology'? -
Yes, sir!
- I'll hit you! Get out of here Stray dogs! You and your desire
to get shortcut money If you step in here saying the word
'real estate', I'll shoot you - What's your name?
- Pagalavan Are you interested in acting? Have you ever acted in
a school drama before? Will you act
if I offer you a role? I've been hunting for a guy
like you for 6 months! Why were you
looking for me, sir? You're the hero of the film
I intend making! This is our film's story Listen, carefully The movie starts
with
a wedding Ends with a divorce
Just 3 days in between Film's title...? Honeymoon - How's the title?
- Good, sir Hey! My beloved brother
Are you still alive?! - Hello...who is this?
- Doctor here Doctor-bro, good morning!
How are you? I'm very drunk
Don't bug me with niceties - I need you to bend an ear
- For...tell me? There's someone new
coming to Chennai Called Bramma
Heard of him? Then Chennai is in for
the malefic effect of Saturn! It'll be good if the people
involved leave town at once We'l
l take care of all that You be 'all ears'
in his movements This is a risky job, bro
What's the cut? - How about 5?
- Say 8, bro! Don't be too greedy
Take 6 and do the job Okay, bro You're taking
a film I heard? If you give me a small role
you'll be blessed, bro I'll keep that in mind You tune your ear to this job - Okay?
- Okay, bro Relax without
blowing your top We'll talk to him
when he gets here Wait...what are you- You get lost
Get out of this room Come up with me now Let him go...please Whe
re did you
get this money? Tell me
where you got it Where are you running? You thief...traitor Mother...maaaaa! Leave him You get out Stop this now You don't have the skill
to earn money of your own! So why take your
failure out on him? What did you say? Hey! Open the door Dai! Open the door now I'll lock you up for
stealing this money Open the door I'll kill you
when I get in I hope he doesn't do
something drastic Bring the crowbar, Karuppa Surrender to the police No way can you escape Are you
going to
open it or not? You'll reform
only if you count bars! Open the door
Listen to me Arumai! Don't do
anything drastic You shut up! You have
pampered him too much Break the door Quickly...break the door What's he doing inside? Move...give it to me Hold it Where are you
running off to? I'll trample you to death
for being born as my son Maaaaa...! You'll only learn if we
put you behind bars You're stealing
the party's money? Dai! Make sure
he doesn't escape Start the car
Drive to the party of
fice I need to see the leader He's eating...sit down You're not out begging?! I meant aren't you
begging for votes? Wait! Where are you going? - Don't barge in
- Let go of me Good afternoon, sir I did warn him Sorry, I needed to tell you
something urgently That's why I- Don't just come in
like this for any reason - Okay, sir
- Tell me Beyond this I can't show you
how upright I am, sir! I've brought back
the ransom money lent by the party Look, the money you ga- What is this? Sir, 20 million...my
son Gnyana...sit down Are you unwell, Gnyana? Sir, there are parents with 4 or 5 sons
who enjoy peace of mind I'm suffering with just one If there was a son
like mine in every city... ...I swear, the world
would cease to exist What are you saying? Sir has asked me
not to let you go Will you move now or not? Madam, even if you kill me,
I won't let your son leave Just move, da Ma, I'll handle it Here, keep this - No, I don't want it
- Take it, bro I'm loyal to your father, he will- Not for you, b
ut for
your kid's education - No, son
- You didn't let me go I escaped on my own
Is that okay? Son...? - Pagalava!
- Kesava! Where is the light switch? Where are you?
Sekar? Hey! He's back, da Aiyo...! He's hitting Sekar Where is he? Das? Pagalava...? Oh no! AiyO! You wasted wastrel!! Switch on the light
if you're a real man Das, not the time to
show off your bravery! Das...Das!
Get up What happened? If I ever get hold of him,
he'll be minced meat - That's not necessary
- What is he saying? He's
saying there is
no need of that at all Careful, watch your step How did you find this place, bro? 'Police' department
is my friend...! Start the car Don't worry, you guys
I've arranged everything You're going to Bihar For a month No contact with
anyone till then Why is he here now? You...! I need to talk
to Das alone There's 50-50 here
just as we agreed One bag for you
Another for me Sudden affection is
not good for health, Arumai You let me off the 2nd time
without doing anything to me This is
n't fake affection
It's all real Without realizing
we became a team I didn't say anything even
when the police asked I kept my word too Now I need to escape
from my father Cops are searching
everywhere for me Don't be scared You're not a terrorist No, Das...you don't
know my father I need to escape from
this city for a while Please help me I'll maintain
low profile for a while After I spend all my cash
I'll join your team I'm a criminal too now Enough talking, boss
Come out now Arumai Prakasam?
What's happening here? I don't know Before someone else comes
and takes you away... ...tell me how you escaped
from that psycho Bramma I'm so curious
my head will burst Sir...sir Department gun Sir, that's kind of
a rusty old busted gun Sir...! Sir...careful Didn't I warn you, sir?! Be careful Wait, I'll be back The Inspector shot himself!
Come soon, man Seriously...? Come in Sit down Sit down In this election instead of
your father, you'll be contesting! Heavy loss to the party
thanks to your f
ather How long do we write off
accounts in his name? The next rule is ours too In those 5 years, I want
your share of 3000 million Anything beyond that is yours
Depends on your talent! Sir! I object this vehemently Please do so
Who asked you now? 3000 million
Can you do it? How beautifully
he shakes his head...! This is how
a minister should be Sir, if you make a move like this,
I may have to join another party Which other party is
willing to take you in? Take your wife and go
on a peaceful pilg
rimage Your son has taken over
You take rest at home Sir, don't do this
Listen to me Come, sir Politics is pure Don't make him a politician The country can't handle it No, don't do it...please listen! All these days, all the fraud you've done
without your father's knowledge... ...politics is exactly the same! But here, instead of swindling
your father, it's the people You understand? We'll finish the nomination tomorrow
and start the campaigning immediately Okay? Can we see the minister? You can
see him
only if it's above 500 million But ministers are
usually busy even then You don't need
to see the minister They are his right hands! But you can't go
and see them like this It is only because the state
of the country is unstable You never know
who'll rat you out No one even knows where
hidden cameras are fixed So we don't let anyone wear
pants and shirts inside here Are you done, dude? Not yet Machine seems hot
It needs a break, I guess Why...why is there no
romance in this face? Why ar
e you looking here? Make up! Powder him up fully Act properly
Or I'll kill you 'If you follow these 5 rules,
kidnapping is truly awesome' '1st rule: Stay clear
of people with power' 'Remember no power house' 'Rule 2: No threats to kill' 'Rule 3: Affordable ransom money' 'Rule 4: No arms, no harm' 'Rule 5: Goof up, own up' Sir, sir...is that girl okay? Shalu...?!
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