Welcome to this EDUCATIONAL VIDEO On how we make our sweet clothes for humans on stupid planets like yours! First off, It''s very important to us that we use 100% unethically sourced materials Like this alien Selectively bred to grow cotton that- regrows almost instantly when you rip it out! And just how do we get the perfect colors for your regular human clothing needs? You control the oxygenation of the blood! More oxygen means brighter, Less means darker! We have aliens for all kinds of color
s! Now, the more "no-fun-allowed" legions like Hatemongers think using alien materials at all is "heretical" However! We think there's a perfectly religious argument to be made that it's ACTUALLY "totally sweet" and "kinda metal" For example: these metal men we found who's souls stay trapped in their bodies no matter how much you MUSH or RESHAPE THEM Making for the perfect aglets for our drawstrings! - metal man screeching - Now that's metal! And for those cry babies among you who wanna know wha
t happens to an alien once its lived out its usefulness They're sent to this beautiful field to live out the remainder of their lives So if any of you are thinking about not So if any of you are thinking about not buying a hoodie or tshirt After ALL the effort we just put in You will be marked for DEATH when we reach your planet for REJECTING SPACE KING Praise be to Space King. These official Space King merchandise are completely custom cut fabrics to make sure they're totally sweet and ultra hi
gh quality because we're trying to make them actually really fucking nice As such this is a LIMITED RUN PREORDER Available for a short time only Link in the description brother
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The first ever Space King merch is NOW LIVE! ► https://creatorink.com/flashgitz We're trying to make these custom-cut clothes ultra high-quality with a ton of detail and personality! As such this is a PRE-ORDER and a LIMITED-RUN drop. Thank you and Praise be to Space King. 🙏
I willingly watched an advertisement in its entirety. That's how you make a good ad.
The idea of metal bits being made of tortured robot souls is one of the metallest things ever.
He was right. They did live out their days in that lovely field. It being downrange of all their firing ranges is how they keep the grass green.
Me creating my least ethical most horrible inhumane minecraft villager farm
In my 35 years on this planet, I have NEVER bought merch before for any hobby or interest. I preordered the bundle. Praise be to SPACE KING!
"Brother..that's no mere artifact..that's Space Kings merch!" - Hatemonger if he was in this ad.
2:11 Bro remembered his whole personality
after a lifetime of cruelty, the cruelest punishment is to give them kindness (i like what you did with the necrons)
I've never actually bought merch for anything, this will be the first time and I couldn't be more excited. Praise be to Space King boys!
He didn't lie...they did live out the remainder of their lives in that field.
He wasn't lying about the whole 'live out the remainder of their lives in a happy meadow' thing. Though he did decide to shorten that remainder a lot.
The double subversion on the field joke was great
I love sweatshops, remind me of my childhood.
I love how we expect there to be a catch with the nice field that the aliens got to live in, but it's actually a nice place. Then the Captain thought it wasn't right and ended up executing them anyway
This is so impractical that its just make sense for this universe PRAISE BE TO SPACE KING!
While I agree with the Hatemonger legion that using xeno sourced materials to make clothing is the equivalent of covering yourself with feces, I do want to fund the galactic xenocide/finding SPACE KING campaign. I guess we all must make sacrifices in the name of SPACE KING. Praise be to SPACE KING. (Once this series takes off and more lore of each of the legions is established, you guys should make hoodies for each of them. That would be metal.)
Parody so good it might be actually canon in original universe
PRAISE BE SPACE KING. Just ordered, hope it will reach me here in Norway so far up the cold, dead, endless mountain.
Hatemongers cameo is beautiful