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Oh, I came up from the ladder. Ouch! Oh, you got bitten by a snake. This is not a good game, snake ladder. Why? Can’t you be dishonest in this? I have never been dishonest, Afreen. Like, I don’t know how you are. I have only seen snakes in my destiny. Oh, why are you acting so stupid? You just went up from the ladder. Yes, the snake just bit me, so I came down as well. It’s a bad day, what can happen? What happened? Zara was also upset. She left the cafe and was upset. Why? I don’t know. You sh

ould have asked her what happened. I did ask her, but she didn’t reply. But I think that boy is not ready to come home. He ran away. Why? Why do you think so? I just think so. I didn’t like him from the first day. I don’t know why I asked Zara for no reason to call him home. Now he ran away and the poor girl is upset. No, it’s not necessary. Look, maybe they had a fight. In love, there are always small disagreements. We didn’t have it. No one has love like ours. That’s true. By the way, you as

k Zara what happened? Yes, I will ask her.I just take my turn. There we go, I won. Of course, you won. Do you know what this is? A very dirty note. That’s true. This is the note that ... ...my father gave me when I came to this city for the first time. I have never used it. I started from zero. The kitchen of the cafe where I used to wash dishes, today, I am the owner of that. Do you know... how I decided this journey of success? I always... believe in looking ahead. I Don’t look back. Oh, Rom

an, why are you standing there? Come here. Again you looked back. I just told you. Don’t look back. Now see, the petrol guy has given me this hundred rupee note. Such an old note. What should I do with it? So this was the story? Obviously. It’s not like you became the owner of the cafe while working in the kitchen. I thought you will be in a good mood. You will be motivated. I am in a fine mood, just… Just what? I mean, it’s enough. I am feeling it. I don’t understand. I mean, I am fine, but

then suddenly there is a downer. Something is weird. It happens. If today there is a bad show, tomorrow there will be a good one. There can’t be the same show every day. This is the process. No batsman can hit a six on every ball. Not every good poet says good verses everytime. Moreover, even I don’t look so handsome every day. I swear… Up, down, up, down, up, down. This is life. I know man. But just… I am not getting this information for the first time. I know all of this. This is the only

philosophy I have. Nothing else, okay? This conflict, this contradiction, this struggle, this scuffle. Trying again and again and again. This can make a person great. That’s it. So, whatever I am feeling right now is natural. The process you are talking about is a natural process. It will be fixed. I can’t be so hyped up all of a sudden. Let’s go out and sit. Let’s change the atmosphere. Kabir… Where is Kabir? Let’s call Kabir. Come on, get up. If the atmosphere changes, the mood will change

. Get up. Don’t do it. I am having tea. You keep having. I am not getting your tea. Dust is getting in. Go sit in a clean place and drink. You must have to sit in a dirty place and have tea? Okay, fine. I will get up. Yes, you don’t care if someone lives or dies. Now, what is this? Okay, listen. Tell me. Is there any rusk in the house? Go and check yourself. Okay, I am going. Can’t you see that I am upset with you? Yes, but why are you upset? It would have better than asking me this, you would

have jumped down. Yes, but tell me. Why are you getting angry? I haven’t said anything. This is why I am angry... ...that you haven’t said anything. Actually, the thing is that in front of you… Don’t talk to me. I am upset. Listen to me. I am convincing you. That’s what I was saying. If it is something important, tell me. Yes. I was saying that you have all of my… Tell me. Tea is cold. Get lost, Raju. Zara is upset. So, it is free for her. You will pay your own bill. Okay? If I was upset, you

should have given it to me for free too. Yes, that’s true. When did you meet? We… Meet at Jazzy’s house. We went to Jazzy’s house later. Before that, we met at Britney’s birthday. Britney? Spears. You don’t remember. Oh! You reminded me. You dropped me that day. Oh! This guy danced so much... ...that from the door of the car to the door of the house, he looked like Hrithik Roshan. Oh! There used to be a big scene of that boy. He used to have a car. He used to pick me up at night and we used to

roam around all night. Did you have a car? Yes. I had it once. Then where did it go? Why did you buy a bike? Just, it is sell. Then how did you become friends? I mean, how did the friendship start? We had our Hamza Sohail, our mutual friend. Jazzy. Yes, yes… To tell you the truth, I used to be ruined in those days. I didn’t know what to do. So, when I went to Hamza’s house, all these creative people used to sit there, there is a radiance, sing songs and eat all night. That’s when I thought...

that if I buy a place to eat and bring all of them there and make them sit there, it will work great. So, from there, you thought that a cafe should be made. Right? So, this is the 50th story of how a cafe was made. The one you have told inside was that one. He used to show me the 100 rupees note inside. That was one of them. The reality is the cafe is ready made. So, you just paid for it and bought it. No, no, no. He made it with his own hands. He put bricks. Exactly. No, no, not that. I m

ean… He is my testimony because he also played a big role in making and establishing this cafe. Actually, I didn’t know much about art and didn’t know much about artists. Even today, I know a little. So, from its design to the menu, stage, to booking an artist, he did everything. Really? Yes. He was crazy... that there should be a place for underground artists. So, he made it. He can’t become himself anything... ...but he is lucky for others. Now, he will make you a star. Just wait and watch

. Really? So, Zara, the purpose of this long speech is.. ...that it is natural for you to be upset... ...but it is not natural to carry it. Hmm? And there is only one way to get out of it. You know what? What? One more show. One more show? You have seen one show that you did and you want another show? If this like your previous one than your cafe is closed. Hey! Tell her. When we started, than where… I am not talking to you. When we started, people didn’t come in the beginning. It takes time

to make your space. Make her understand. Yes, I mean, it is a process. It will take time. Everything will happen slowly. You have your favourite comedian, Mr. Roman. He also take time to reach here. Mr. Mirza, son, get up. The floor is cold. You might catch a fever. I don’t care. I don’t care if I lose my life for this land. May Allah Do, son. May Allah Do. But let go out and die, son. We are Khan Sahab’s. We don’t afford a FIR. I won’t leave this place until you are ready to support me. Suppor

t, in what matter? Revolution! A bloody revolution! This country needs blood. It needs your blood. Son, I didn’t give my father blood in his last moments. Son, you used to do good poetry. Where did you get this revolution from? Real love. Real love is from our land. From our country. Then why are you sitting on a protest in my courtyard? I don’t live in D-chowk. Revolution starts from home. Then do it from your home. I have left my home for revolution. Now revolution needs help from this home.

I don’t know where Saleem has gone. He knows a doctor of mad people. I take you there when he comes. We are suffering by the sorrow of this country. And you think I are crazy. Oh God! I am in my own house. I can’t even leave this place. Are you supporting us or not? Just answer in yes or no. No. Okay fine. Then I will also sit on the protest. You call DJ Butt. There is no roof that can fall. Then say Comrade Ameer Khan. Will you fight with me? Will you die with me? Will you support me? Will yo

u give your life for revolution? Say Comrade. Kabir. Hmm… Thanks. Why do you get so awkward when you are praised? No. It’s not awkward. Johri has a habit. I just keep talking. You don’t say anything yourself. You said he is exaggerating when Johri says something. What should I say about myself? I have done something that I am talking about it, or my topic is discussed. Still. Something will be. Actually, there is a whole life that I have left behind. So, what is there to talk about? You jus

t think… You just think that I am in front of you right now, that is what I am. That’s it. I mean, I am just that. I don’t know that person completely. You don’t let me talk about yourself. Okay, you ask whatever you want to ask. You ask questions, I will answer. What do you want to know? Tell me. You have come for the interview... ...that I should ask questions and you should answer. So? It’s not like that. Okay, if you don’t want to tell me what you feel, you don’t want to share because yo

u don’t trust me, then that’s fine. Sure. No. It’s not about trust. I don’t know. I am just like that… -Crocodile is coming next Saturday. -Here we go… Crocodile? Yeah, Bali. He is a singer. He ask for lot of money. So we name him as Crocodile. Oh, don’t you remember? Crocodile. Not Crocodile. Crocodile. And yes, I have kept Zara’s show as well. What? Yes, I have told Rabiya. There will be posts on social media as well. Quickly, quickly, quickly. Very good. By asking whom? Zara. Trust me. You wi

ll thank me yourself. You will say, Johri, thank you. Thank you so much. You saved me otherwise I would have been stuck here. That’s not possible. I can’t do this show. Tell her, tell her. Kabir, talk to him. I can’t do this show. One second… There are a few days left in the show. You will do it your preparation. You can prepare for it. Have you gone mad? Enough, enough, enough. You are not alone. We all will help you. I think you will do a great show. That’s it. It’s done. It’s done. Very

good. Cheers, cheers, cheers. Do you want more coffee? No. Have you forgotten the old show? What has happened? Old? New day. New Passion. Father, your tea. Rahila dear… Yes, father. Sit my daughter. Have you spoken to Zara about that boy? No, father. We haven’t spoken about this yet. My daughter, Zara treats you like her mother. My child, talk to Zara. I say if the boy is good, if he has a good job, if he has a good family than let’s meet him. What is the guarantee of age, my child. I had promi

sed Naila. I say that I have fulfilled this duty in my life. Okay, father. I will talk to her and tell you. Okay do it, my child. You have to sit in the room today. Don’t go out. I am working. Leave me now. Now don’t even ask you, how you are? In this house. Do you have a problem with me? There is no problem. I am working right now. I am busy. When everyone is outside. You come to the room. I come to the room. You go out. There is nothing. Let me work. I don’t want anything else from you. The

n work. I am holding your hand. Did you have a fight with Kabir? No. Do you meet him every day? No. What do you talk about when you meet him? What kind of a boy is he? Aunt, I have a lot of other things to do. Family is preparing for your wedding. They have gone mad. What can I do? Not now, But you have to get married someday. Who told you that I want to get married? I told anyone that I want to get married? Who told you that I want to marry him? I told you that I will tell you if something ha

ppens. Leave me alone. If there is nothing, then what do you talk about all night? Are you serious? Why should I tell you what I talk to him all night? Did I ever ask you what you do? Then ask me. Why do you sit angry all the time? I talked to you politely. And you have put your eyes on head. Then don’t talk to me. Neither politely nor angrily. Don’t talk to me. Leave me alone. Get lost. The scene is bad. There are less people than the routine. Delay the announcement. What? Delay the announc

ement. How much more do I have to delay? First one hour is late already. Then? We will have to cancel the show. No. No. Yes. No. Johri. One second. Listen to me. She will be very hurt if it do it again. I know her wound is still new. But please Kabir. Just see what is going on here. You. Go and tell her. Go. Make him understand. Handle her. Handle her. Go. Please. Don’t put difficult work on me always. Please man. No. Go. Please. Go. Go. Zara. Zara. Stop it, Kabir… Zara. Listen to me, one secon

d. What false hope are you here to give? I am not here to give false hope. Zara. Zara. I told you not to. I told you. But you didn’t listen. Neither you listen nor you let Johri agreed. Zara. These things happen. It’s fine. Stop it, Kabir. Look at your expressions. Now your words are not matching with your expressions. Zara. Zara. Yes. Don’t you have to go to the university today? It’s getting late. I don’t have to go today. Why? Are you feeling well? I am fine. I just don’t feel like going to

day. Okay. Fine. Should I serve your breakfast? No. I will make it myself after coming downstairs. Okay. Either that boy is not ready to come here or she doesn’t want to introduce him. Why doesn’t she want to introduce him? She knows that. May be the boy belongs to a rich family. Oh, If he loves Zara, then he must know. What if she doesn’t tell him? And now she must be worried that he might refuse to meet us. Why would he refuse? Do we have horns growing on our heads? Have you seen the condit

ion of our house? You can’t even park your car in the street. Listen to me, you can’t see all this in love. If he loves Zara, then… Sister in law, I don’t know what kind of a fantasy you live in. Listen to me, he will come. He will definitely come. Sister in law take care on your cooking. He will come. He will come. He will come. Aslam u Alikum. Walikum Aslam. Walikum Aslam. Wait, I will get tea for you. Have rusk with it. No, no, just give me a headache medicine with tea. Okay, I will get it.

Dear, do you have fever? No, I will be fine it’s just a headache. God Bless you. Thank God you came out. We were very worried. Why? Your mood was not good since so many days. Take this. Thank you. Eat something first. After that you have to take medicine. Take this. Thank you. We know... ...that since we have asked you to meet us with Kabir, you are not talking to anyone. Seriously? Hmmm. There is no topic in this house, on which we can discuss. Morning and evening we will talk about the same

thing. Dear, we were talking about you. No, you didn’t say it for me. I have told you many times, to focus on your life, not on what I am doing. And anyway, there is a never ending argument in this house, so there is no point in talking. What happened, Zara? Enough. I am fed up. This happened. When do you come, when do you go, when do you eat, when do you get up, when do you sit, why are you going out, why are you going to the kitchen, why are you going to the bathroom? I am fed up of all of

this. I can’t tell everyone, why I am doing what I am doing. I am fed up of listening. On top of that, if a girl goes out… On top of that, if I go out of the house, then I will go to meet Kabir? And apart from that, I have no work. Apart from that, I have no tension. What do you think? From where do you sleep, for God’s sake? The world have gone to the moon, You can’t get out of my mind here. Dear, you are upset, you have left the tea downstairs and come. It is cold, dear. Here, I have warmed

it for you. I don’t want to have tea. Dear, you shouldn’t be upset like this. Have it. I am not upset, grandpa. But if someone keeps asking me same questions again and again. Then I can’t keep telling them why and what I am feeling, because I get irritated again and again. You are right. One thing is obvious, if the same thing happens again and again, then a person get irri…. irritated. You leave all this. They are like that. My child, tell me what is the matter? Why are you upset? I… I… I

can’t do stand-up. You have done the stand-up? Stand-up is called stand-up. Not this one. No, I have misunderstood whole of my life. This is what I know, standing up is called stand-up. Once I went to an office, I scolded that officer. He got angry and said, stand-up, get out. This is also called stand-up, but the stand-up I am talking about, is a comedy performance on stage, which you people don’t do. What did you say? Stand-up. On stage? Yes. Where I work, artists perform on stage, they do

there sets. I have done two sets, and no one liked even one set… But you said, you do job there. Yes, I perform where I work. On stage? Yes, and I am so embarrassed. I thought if I do two or three shows, then I will be confident on stage, then I will call you people, and you people will watch the show. And you thought, you will call us, and we will come. Why? Won’t you come? Timings issue. Timings. Timings are very flexible. Oh my child, earlier we didn’t know, what you do there. But now list

en to me very carefully what I said. What? You will not do this stage, this comedy, you won’t do this? Why? By the way, Good punch line. Listen to what I am saying. In future, you will never do stage or comedy. -Grandpa, stage is my passion. -No, no. I said what I said. Why? Tell me whatever you want, I will listen to you. But don’t tell me this in future. You will never do stage or comedy. No. She is not picking? No. Not even mine. Its been two days, she is not answering and neither replyin

g to messages. You, don’t you have peace? I mean you couldn’t have waited a few more days before this show. All this happened because of you. Okay, because of me. Means I was saying to make the show quick. Because of you, I am also stuck in between. She is not even talking to me. She was good when she came here. I told you to stay away from her. But no, staying with you, she is just like you. There is only one way to deal with every artist. I mean you can’t recognize that everyone has a thoug

ht process, a personality. I mean… This is what you must have told her. Process, personality. You have spoiled her mind. Okay, so you don’t want to admit your mistake. You don’t want to? Oh man, no one is at fault. It just didn’t happen the way we were thinking. Make her understand this. Oh man, I will make her understand. At least she pick up my call. Don’t you have any other number? She already gave the first one with so much difficulty. How else should I ask her? Okay, then let’s wait. S

hall you do it again? You are getting more weight on your left leg. The ligament got ruptured. -Did you see a doctor? -Rehab. Let’s hope then. She call herself. You are saying it again. Yeah, call her. Pick up…. Zara, at least pick up the phone, message me, call me back, do something, tell me. Where are you? I have been trying to reach you for a long time. Dear, didn’t you drink milk last night? No. Why? I forget it. What’s wrong with eating or drinking, dear? You didn’t even come to have br

eakfast in the morning. I didn’t feel like it. Why do you stop eating, drinking and talking? Problems like this don’t get solved. Problems like this don’t get solved in this house anyway. Because every small thing becomes a problem. Dear, this is not a small thing. You should have told us. So I told you. I told everyone. Someone asked me what I do, how I do it. He just announced that no, I won’t get permission. Grandpa knows what stand-up comedy is, how it is done. At least see once, how I

do it, what I do. Because if it comes to the stage, it’s over. Okay, don’t get angry. I will talk to dad. As, everyone in this house listens to you. They will agree. But you get out of the room. It’s been two days, you didn’t come downstairs. I have told you, I will talk to dad, he will agree. Come on, get up. Come. Come on. Eat a little. Take it away, I am coming. Go, I am coming.