Stranger Replaces Date: Revenge Served Cold [PT 2] [F4M] [ASMR Roleplay]

hey you I'm just calling because a certain stranger still has my jacket yeah I'm just trying to get my jacket back totally not trying to see you at all I just miss my jacket yep that's it want to possibly maybe come over to my place yay I mean cool I'll text you my address see you later you made it in one piece nice oh I wasn't talking to you I was talking to my jacket I'm kidding I'm kidding no I'm excited to see you come in please what have you been up to are you still using that silly dating

app why not the girls on there just not cutting it for you you know you could change the setting to guys only I'm just making fun um I understand if those apps aren't for you I gave up on them a long time ago whatever happened to that girl that stood you up last time shut up she had the nerve to still hit you up after all that didn't she block you while you were at the cafe what did she say shut up no she didn't wait wait wait wait I don't think I heard you correctly she accidentally scheduled a

nother date at the same time stood you up for it and got stood up herself by him that is the funniest thing I've heard all day genuinely karma's a [ __ ] I told you we went to the same high school right yeah she definitely didn't change come on take a seat on the couch okay this might sound crazy so stop me at any point if you don't want to hear anymore but what if hypothetically we get back at her I said you could stop me at any time you know that right okay just making sure I don't know I I th

ought you would have stopped me by now so I was thinking what if what if in a madeup scenario you set up a date with her and instead of meeting you she had a little date with me that sounds so crazy right but like what if that doesn't sound too bad right I'm so bored what do you want to do you're so indecisive how about I list some options and you tell me video games Netflix a drive um the mall smoothies getting revenge on the girl who stood you up let's go I mean that is so immature and inappro

priate and not a good thing at all let's get to planning text her right now and ask her what she's doing just do it trust me [Music] oh my God she texted you back oh my God give me oh it's from your mom are you seeing the cute girl you were telling me about hey I'm sorry it was Instinct I didn't mean to I didn't even see anything was that your mom too oh it was the girl what did she say hey not much what are you doing no don't say you're hanging out with someone give me um besides thinking of yo

u nothing really no listen you want her in the palm of your hands okay and maybe you'll learn a thing or two about flirting what dides she say oh really you should come over no this has to be in public otherwise she could slam the door in my face and call the cops ask her to meet at the cafe that we met at no way she said yes oh my God okay 7 o'clock tonight come on let's do it if you feel bad this was my idea I'll take the blame what she did was messed up she thinks she could just crawl back to

you because she got a taste of her own medicine and didn't like it come on let's get ready are you going to stay in the car wait I'm going to call you and keep my phone in my pocket so you could hear everything oh gosh I'm so nervous all of a sudden she said she's waiting in there right wish me luck oh hey it's been a while since I last saw you how is everything a I'm great thanks for asking you waiting on someone mind if I take a seat in the metime oh I'll only be a minute don't you worry I do

ubt they'll walk in anytime soon it's so crazy we're getting old we're changing I mean some people don't change and those are typically the people who peaked in high school it's super weirdo behavior when people don't change and refuse to grow it's actually really cringe right yeah exactly so how's your dating life been oh you're waiting on a date that's amazing I love that for you I also love that you're getting stood up again except this time it's from the person that you stood up people's fee

lings are not something to be messed with sweetheart it shows a lack of emotional intelligence which I don't think you could afford considering you don't have much intellectual intelligence either oh no sit back down you don't want me to make a scene do you right let's chat like adults instead of constantly running away from things I think it's so gross that you could stand up somebody like that I actually met him in this very Cafe you know the one that you were supposed to meet him in I decided

to be a replacement because I recognized what an absolute gem was in front of me also the flowers he got you look absolutely gorgeous on my dining room table how many bad boys breaking your heart is it going to take for you to realize what you could have had he's so cute funny as hell an absolute sweetheart he's open to new experiences and has fun doing so his lips are the absolute softest everything that you could ever want in a man so now that I told you a little bit about him let me tell you

a little about yourself you are the most selfish [ __ ] I ever had the displeasure of meeting all you could think about is yourself and then you wonder why you can't sustain any relationship ships you're disrespectful and you're still known as the same brat from high school so do yourself a favor delete those dating apps block my new friend and call a therapist you need serious help now I'm going to go back and hang out with the best thing you never had have the day you deserve hey I'm ready to

go back if you are did you hear all that I don't think I went that hard on her I could have said worse but I kept it as respectful as possible Hey listen you deserve the world you hear me you dodged a big bullet with this one it's barely considered a loss it's been a pleasure getting to know you and it's crazy to me how anyone in their right mind wouldn't give you a chance everything that I said about you in that conversation was 100% true so hey look at me chin up don't let anybody make you fe

el any different I'm so happy that I ran into you at the cafe that day it seriously broke my heart seeing you waiting there alone for this girl but after spending some time with you and that delicious cup of hot chocolate I knew I wanted to see again speaking of seeing you again thanks for giving me my jacket back I'm kind of mad it looked better on you oh wow we're already back do you want to come inside a you're going home already well this has been fun I should probably go inside too and star

t unwinding from this crazy day thanks for seeing me today I'll text you when I get home but we should plan another hangout sometime can I have a hug thanks huh oh no it looks like I left my jacket in your car how terrible I guess I'm going to have to see you again to get it [Music] bye