alright I want you to stand over here anyone approaches the house you get their name and no one enters the premises when I'm in here doing the search okay alright can I help you officer are you Thomas Ryan no that's my roommate what's this about what's your name my name is Lance Lance Ford of a warrant service property I I haven't done anything why why are you doing this just show me your roommate's room okay what what is what is what it sounds good just show me the room sir it's right here stay
here can you please just tell me why you're here this is really frustrating just read the paper sir are you kidding Thomas doesn't sell on campus well where does it sell though he doesn't do my war allows me to search the whole house so show me your room I'm I'm not being investigated here doesn't matter show me the way fine let's go you sure do keep place tidy looks like we got the lead on the wrong guy after all see I told you this is for you are under arrest for possession and distribution o
f controlled substance what I don't then I assume these these don't belong to you I have no idea what that is then you're in a bit of a pickle then aren't you surely you believe me sir they all claim that it isn't there is well I'm not all sir I know I have an eye for these types I'm not a bad guy sir I promise I could see that did you ever think about being bad being bad sir no I mean I got a speeding ticket once but I was I was running late to class I mean the kind of bad that makes me want to
pretend that I didn't find anything in an innocent country boys room I'm not sure what you mean sir my partner is outside keeping an eye out for your roommate and anyone else that is or might want to come in here while I do my searching so I suggest that you quickly help me find what it is that I'm looking for but but you found the bag I know you're not stupid pretty boy are are you trying to get me to bribe you or to touch you so you can arrest me if you don't touch me son I'm gonna arrest you
oh God let me show you how serious I am
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