Stuck In A Toilet (Flashback)

so if I do have an open wound on my ass cheek I will for sure put that but like how often are you checking your your ass cheeks for open wound every day you know every day like you might you might have an open wound on your ass cheek and not know it and then sit on a toilet and get [Music] Hepatitis oh yeah no I was starting off with a soundboard yeah I don't know yeah how hello and welcome back to another episode of flashback with smash yeah we felt like um this episode should have themed seati

ng yes this is the first episode with themed seating first of many yeah um how expensive are toilets did we buy these for this episode we just had these we just already had these here yeah I think Aaron suggested we we do toilets as seats for this episode we look to Art Department and we like do we have toilets and they're like yeah we have toilets why do we just have toilets here I I think that it's not strange that we have a toilet I don't know why we have two toilets cuz how many sketches cal

led for two toilets I I actually we've done sketches where the joke was that we had two toilets sitting like right next to each other facing each other did we yeah it was a long time ago though it would it wouldn't have made it here that wasn't Sacramento that was like the photos from like the uh the Sochi Olympics in Russia yeah where they're all right next to each other yeah where they just like made the worst bathrooms and like the toilets were facing each other o I wonder if NASA I wonder if

the International Space Station has more toilets in case one doesn't I don't know why I just imagine that they have suits on where they just [ __ ] in their like little Tube dude they're not wearing space that just Su have you ever seen somebody inside the International Space Station okay you're right SE people they're not wearing suits okay I just imagine it just jettison the [ __ ] out the side immediately no but I think the toilets do have like a suction to it yeah because obviously there's

no gravity but it doesn't go to space no I don't think so a weird diaper though it's a wait when you sit down on the toilet you have to put a diaper on it's like a weird diaper thing because it's like yeah it's just going to float damn who knew how much gravity helped you [ __ ] how come we haven't gotten those diapers yet every time I'm on the toilet I'm like dude wouldn't it be so nice it could be if you could strap a little uh diaper pack on and it will jettison sometimes I need a little help

you know it pulls it out yeah cuz it's got the suction it pulls it out of you I mean I don't think it has like a little arm and like reaches know I was like it sucks it out of you I don't know does it suck it out 20 minutes later if Millennials just didn't buy Starbucks they could have NASA toilets they they'd be able to own homes now that's the real yeah that's the real reason let's be honest it's the real reason yeah best Snee have you guys ever [ __ ] your pants sorry I didn't I I I I wanted

to cover I wanted to cover my sneeze but I didn't want to sneeze on this awesome shirt yeah yeah you can't ruin the goods I like how right before you sneeze Aaron asked us what what did you ask us have you ever [ __ ] your pants cuz you were talking about wearing diapers and that would be a lot of [ __ ] in your pants um I I've never I've never [ __ ] I've I've never [ __ ] my pants I've I've like when I was a kid you know like you do like the little fart and then like it's juicy I did that tha

t's called a Shar sir yeah like a little bit of a Shar I've never like fullblown [ __ ] in my pants but but it is like it is like like truly one of my biggest fears yeah like because I I had a I had a horrible had a horrible experience dude when you told me about that experience it just kept getting worse and worse and worse the Utah the the this is my biggest this is like first world problems this is like one of my biggest traumas it was like a was it a truck stop or what was it yeah I was back

packing for for a few days in in the mountains in uh Northeastern Utah and I don't know if it was some of the water that I drank we were filtering the water and we came down from the mountains and we we ate at this place just like in the middle of nowhere called the um I mean I don't want to I don't think it'll hurt their business it was it was called The Crazy Cow Cafe okay I had like a big rack of ribs and then like 20 minutes down the road it was like oh I got to go uh and it's like Royal Uta

h so there's not like many stops and I barely made it and then I was stuck in that truck stop bathroom for like 3 hours three hours and it's like it's not a fun place to be no like it was not I'm sure it was not appealing to be in there whatsoever no and there was this other guy next to me and I think he was going through the same thing and not not like this next to you no no no there was a wall there was a wall but I could like see his like foot and I oh it was like a saw with a visible area un

derneath it yeah yeah yeah of course and I could like see his foot and it just like I don't know he just didn't look that healthy I could tell from his feet wait was he there just as long as you uh he was there for a while and he was making a lot more noise than I was I was body or mouth like sounds uh both okay yeah yeah I I was very I was very I was very stealthy uh-huh so uh how did the bathroom Saga end uh three hours you're watching this guy's foot do I'm sure you have that I don't even kno

w how how I had that much in me and it just kept it just kept happening yeah I would like I would like go back out to my car being like okay I think we can go now and then I get in my car and I'd sit there for like 30 seconds I was like nope gotta go back uh but I I I took some em modium that [ __ ] what is that see Anthony clearly doesn't have poop problems you know that you don't take Pepto you don't take Am modium Em modium is like an anti-diarrheal medicine you deal with that l no I'm just I

'm human yeah so I took I took that and then I was fine and then I was like so dehydrated the next day it felt like it was like a 3-day it felt like a three-day hang over I sure felt like three days in there too have you ever been dehydrated like severely dehydrated not severely I've been thirsty and then don't they say being thirsty is a first sign of dehydration no we started that is that true I don't know I'm going to drink some water right now oh n did you just get thirsty I mean you're maki

ng me think about it you're like I am thirsty am I dehydrated uh no I've never been that dehydrated and I hope to keep it that way I don't know why I drank this with two hands I don't know was it wet was it slippery I feel like I'm 5 years old looks like you drink out of your sippy cup and I'm choking on water no my my my pants [ __ ] story is not nearly as exciting as that one no like that like literally like um I talked I talked to my therapist about that new the new trauma just dropped you're

like yeah it was like I I like it was like I like have you ever like really had to go and go to a gas station and they don't have a toilet yeah yeah or of order and then it's just like no other Alternatives if you ask for water someone should give you water if they have access and also there should be toilets for free yeah yeah you tampons am I right ladies look at that look at that Ian loves ladies look at that you're welcome always thinking about ladies feminine hygiene problems yeah yeah alw

ays thinking about him just in case we can take that out so that was a story of me being stuck on the toilet which I think is a great segue to today's video yeah which is titled stuck on a toilet stuck in is it on or in I feel like it's in a toilet which is a little bit weird because I'm in a porta potty but I think I called it that because we originally were going to call it stuck in a porta potty and it was like that word just looks so weird yeah porta potties and also people call different th

ings like Porto John Porto John and and portaloo oh true so we're like let's just do toilet so I think it's stuck in a toilet which is a little bit weird of a title stuck on a toilet stuck on a toilet do people still know that yeah my toilet okay if Aon knows it every all right if Aon knows it everyone knows it yeah all right let's uh shall we start this amazing episode shall we um okay I know I've said this about so many episodes but this is one of your favor favorite episode this might be my f

avorite episode this episode is so good the writing is so solid okay from beginning to end it's got a beline story it's got a nice little twist moment I love it it's got It's got German words it's got It's culturally um inclusive all right shall we there's no way I'm sitting on that toilet without a seat cover shut up do you sit on the toilets with seat covers we just got to we got to get to it right now so you use a seat cover thingy like a little the little paper thing oh yeah I don't like tho

se because I feel like it's like a I feel like it kind of like you always like pee on it a little bit or like like like there's always like something going on with it so you pee sitting down if you're pooping pee comes out sometimes did you ever know has that ever happened to you what did they call it dual Ops dual Ops so usually I'll just wipe it down with like some toilet bit BR I feel good enough about that oh you wipe it see like if if there aren't um if there aren't seat covers do you do a

makeshift toilet paper yeah yeah yeah I'll do I'll do um it's three Square it's three squares and two squares CU that gives like on each side oh yeah it gives like the right kind of like curvature and then I'll I'll do that but yeah I'll use see covers it took a long time for me to realize that like the part that like flaps down like the the the hinge is supposed to be at the front oh this way yeah why I guess to maybe like catch a pee PE if you're if it like you know but it soaks into it and wo

n't it eventually soak up to your legs no I don't think so it's like peeing on a corner of a towel it's going to eventually make it's not absorbent like that it's a little absorbent but it doesn't go like the whole thing I feel like if I pee on it it's going to eventually get to my leg no that's never happened in the history of it's happened to someone never okay anyway oh wait was the wrong one I think what you're looking for is play but yeah no I use I used see covers I don't I don't know if i

t's even effective but it's more of like a piece of Mind thing and I don't know like it's super not effective yeah I mean it probably prevents like lice well yeah that's my real question is what are those things intended to prevent for me it's really an issue of like if there's PE spatter on the toilet lid I don't want to sit on it yeah that yeah Ian I'll wipe that I'll wipe it and then I'll put a seat cover on is it proven that the seat cover prevents anything uh I mean like I think it would pr

event like the transfer of like lice lice on the porcelain seat cover well if it's on hairs to grab on well if it's on somebody's ass and then it crawls off their ass on what the when has anyone had ass slice that gets on the toilet seat lid that gets have you heard of crabs yeah is that that's lice yeah but is it from toilet seats what they have it gets transferred from toilet seat to butt why couldn't it why do they hang out on the porcelain why do they have to like check children for licensed

schools cuz they can transfer from head to head that's I could see from butt to butt but I don't know about butt to seat to butt yeah but like kids but like kids in school aren't just going no they're hanging out they're like here's my buddy like on a shirt and then like the shirt like touches like it doesn't have to transfer directly from ass to ass but I think we got to get like we got to get a scientist on here youa crabs is not spread on toilet seat crabs is not spread on toilet see it's my

th busted you just got learned I remember I watched I watched an episode of do you remember that there was a show called [ __ ] yeah and they did one on toilet seats and I think they said that like your belly button has more bacteria and germs than your ass cheeks I wouldn't be surprised so that's why I'm like is it really necessary to put that little probably not so if I do have an open wound on my ass cheek I will for sure put that but like how often are you checking your your ass cheeks for o

pen wounds you know like you might you might have an open wound on your ass cheek and not know it and then sit on a toilet and get Hepatitis I feel like there's a strong chance you would know that you have an open wound on your ass cheek if you have an open wound on your ass cheek I mean you're right what I don't know I don't know if I haven't looked I'm not always checking my ass cheeks hey everyone this is a PSA from smos hi when's the last time you checked your ass cheeks every year 5 billion

people die from sitting on toilet seats with ass cheek W call your local representative for a free ass cheek that's thank you for that you're welcome all right shall we continue we did a good thing I I I do think that there are definitely some people that learned something from that a few lives have been saved I think so yeah we're 2 seconds into this video and this and this video itself is like 15 minutes long already let's play so what do you think about my awesome shirt we just start right o

ut the video about the shirt what nothing I've just been trying to learn German Are you seriously trying to prepare for Nazi zombies again no whatever man can you just pull over at the next bathroom my bladder is seriously about to explode just use a bottle I I forgot that joke we just have 30 P bottles I forget how we came up with that joke but it was it's it's so good and if you look closely all the bottles are slightly different shades oh yeah like it's just gives you this idea that it's just

been over the course of however many days also like it's so gross that people just leave like bottles of pee do people actually do that yeah dude I was like walking through my neighborhood and there was just a bottle of pee on the side why at least have the decency to to unscrew it and pour it out in the dirt yeah that's kind of like to be honest yeah like they should just dump it out it's just like yeah feed some plants if yeah plants could use that the nutritions plants could use the nutritio

n yeah yeah [Music] fine oh I missed that Subaru oh yeah yourx we just have this wait can we go back and look at what the hell all the other learning to also like can we appreciate the iPod dude this was your this was your first iPod right this was the iPod video video oh this is iPod video cuz it had a slightly bigger screen than the iPod color that's so fun my first iPod was iPod color and then soon after I think within a year or so you got your first IP put an episode of South Park on it I re

member you showing me the episode of South Park on this thing yeah we did a video yeah it was like uh day and life oh yeah yeah you showed me on it it's so nostalgic seeing this interface and you would and you would navigate the interface with a wheel yeah I feel like we're like old people talking about the rotary phone we used to have to hand crank our cars learning to eat cookies for breakfast all right learning to knit sweaters to walk on your knees to poop standing up that for some reason wa

s a common joke in our videos was the idea of pooping standing up it's a skill massage a narwhal waxer balls wax your balls speak German phrases uh how to read good that's the only one that we spelled everything wrong how to troll on YouTube common nice uh and to eat cookies for breakfast was that a reference to Cookie Crisp or our parents suck video it probably was just a reference of oh I don't think we did parents suck at this point okay it's funny cuz in parents suck we literally had a line

just dedicated to that MH all right all right what does it say music for the recently deceased what I think remember that I think that was just a song that we had that was probably a metal song I think that was a metal yeah I think that was just a metal song that was like literally playing yeah probably no way but then we had this pop music playing I don't know no no no it [Music] was we came up with this gag because we're like okay we need a reason that this this porta potty door shuts and I ca

n't get out yeah yeah so we're like oh if we put a sign that says exactly what it'll do then that makes sense yeah yeah it was a good plot device I think so and then there's a rock nearby to hold it open oh yeah the SpongeBob boxers and of course those are a reference to uh the first video that we hit a little secret thing in that was the Pokemon theme song it was a quick little shot of me like this with the yeah anyway common German phrases part three let's begin I like wearing leader hosen is

leader hosen ishman Tren Von leader hosen very good oh no no no no no no the unthinkable help I love how much the porta potty was like shaking yeah and we we rented this Porta poty just for this it was it was a brand new porta potty like it's never been [ __ ] in and we like yeah we went to this like random culde saac in the Foothills yeah to shoot it this is the perfect spot though I just love this shot where you you are clearly listening to your German phrases wait who was the um the German gu

ys that we got to record this oh yeah they were like they were like uh YouTubers they like German YouTubers I think they did a lot of Comedy skits too yeah um oh man someone just mentioned them to me I forget their name I think they're wait was it called white titty yeah yeah yeah why titty yeah I'm guessing it means something in German or it just is like wow titty uh but I looked up their channel the hav't posting in a while oh rip Rip but uh but yeah they they they reached out to us and they'r

e like anything oh they said do you want to do any kind of collab and and we were like well I can't remember if we already had this written or if we uh reached out to them after we started writing this but yeah we're like we need some we need some real German phrases authentic German phrases and we're we probably said like make it sound kind of like Hitler we said sounds super aggressive and angry cuz that's like the only German that people have ever heard is like it's like is like Angry like Ge

rman screaming you know I think it was just that there were a lot of clips of like historical pieces and stuff around that time floating on the internet with just like oh German oh Hitler angry yeah exactly that's the only German stuff I ever heard was like was like weird stuff like that that was the only German you heard at the time I mean like when I is there any me German media that you've ever watched you know what you're right I mean I feel like now with the internet being making everything

so much more connected you're much more likely to hear German at some have watched a German movie or German television show can't say I have can't say I have and for some reason the only word that I really knew in German was shisa yeah so yeah there was like a song at the time that someone of our friends would play and it would like [ __ ] shisa M yeah yeah so I was like what's that second word oh that's mhm German for well we always heard about German films oh true so anyway we thought it'd be

funny if you're uh if there it's super angry German and you're saying it back all yeah ex and I'm saying like ah yeah all right how about this phrase you stupid American I just pooped my leader hos in it off Min leader hosen is sha off mine leader hosen very good it's funny this video it's almost 100% us separated from each other we're we're going through each of our trials and tribulations yeah there's an a story and a b story that's what I was getting at bound to check on me sometime oh yeah

and this was also inspired by 127 Hours I forgot I yeah so like I think that was the that was the original inspiration for making this so uh 127 Hours about a man who was on a hike apparently didn't tell yeah real life story didn't tell anyone where he was going uh fell into some kind of crass and a rock had fallen at the same time and he got his arm smashed Under The Rock in this awkward position in this crevice yeah after 127 Hours decided you know what I'm going to die I have this pocketknife

situation going on gonna cut off the arm so I can leave yeah horrible and he died no he no he he he lived to tell the story which and then James Franco got the play him and I'm glad he lived cuz or else we wouldn't have inspiration for this no we would still done it just somehow I can slide I love this music it's like I there's clearly there's clearly a massive gap on the bottom and if I can slide down I'd be able to slide out the Gap yeah maybe but maybe it's too far down who knows way too far

down you're got to take a nap on the on the floor of a porta it was never used don't judge I wonder how they clean out porta potties have you ever thought about that uh cuz like you've seen like I'm sure you've seen some pretty bad Porta poies where like yeah I'm guessing they just take a hose to it just a hose yeah it's plastic I feel like they need like antiseptic oh antiseptic Hose Spray yeah maybe this was such a good story though oh I'm still sitting there learning German for 172 hour and

how long did I sleep for that is such a disgusting image I I like how we're like it's not enough to just show it cheeseburger or or maybe we thought people wouldn't totally maybe like we filmed it and we were like oh people may not get what it is we for sure added that little jingle afterward because it was supposed to just be the shot of it then the zoom in but yeah we were like okay seeing a cheeseburger in a toilet for some reason makes it just feel like okay am I missing something this is no

t a cheeseburger this is like [ __ ] or something yeah yeah yeah so cheese yeah oh can you reach it that's so gross that's so gross just my finger is scraping on the toilet I this music is so good the soundtrack here oh That's a classic iPhone four that was four guess it's time I say my goodbyes hey Mom this is so guess this is it wait wait you got to hear what I say God I hate it when people record vertically oh my God that dates this thing yeah just the idea of recording vertically was so crin

gey back then yeah dude yes it was yeah like if you recorded vertically you're an idiot well because no one shared the only places that you would see vertical video and it would be displayed properly was if you were like text someone a video otherwise when are when are you seeing a vertical video displayed on a vertical right because YouTube was really the only place where like video was YouTube was they did have a mobile version of the app at this time but still it would always display the vide

o horizontally yeah so if you were to pull up your phone watch a video uh that was recorded vertically on the YouTube app it would be this teeny tiny little thing in there so yeah so it was a cringey back at one point in time yeah it was like old people would would like pull up their phone to record something and be vertical Y what are you doing now it's the old people that record it horizontally yeah and the old people is us damn life got better yeah it is easier to record vertically well yeah

and then every device has a way to like full screen it and display it on a vertical screen oh if it has capability yeah anyway anyway anyway uh yeah so apparently I had my phone on me this whole time hi Mom I guess this is it hey Dad sorry I never mowed the lawn hey Ian thanks for getting me killed yeah you're a really great friend oh and to the lady at the Burger King I know I asked for a water cup but I filled it with Sprite I had your image as this on my phone until uh the day that we recorde

d our I spent a day with video the interview video and we took a picture together and it was that day I was like you know what I think it's time for me to update this picture wow so I had that on my phone for like 12 years that is just the worst and your name your name was literally Ian he's worst friend ever on my phone forever I shut no I did change that okay but the picture really did stay yeah that is just horrible did you you take that photo specifically for [Laughter] this this doesn't eve

n look like you I think this might have been just like after one of our like heroin Benders you know yeah those were always an issue but they were fun time to take photos just like yeah it's yeah I oh I never thought it' be nostalgic to see an old iPhone interface too dude and it's also funny to see like how bad design was where everything was like beveled and gradi and yeah like slide to answer it's because they wanted at one point in time it's like they wanted to design everything to look like

realistic with shadows and Contours real button look like a real interactive thing it's so ugly yeah but it's just coming off the heels of actual physical things so it's like people needed to have that correlation yeah any [Music] who make it quick I'm in the middle of recording ADV that wasn't that wasn't the real no but we ripped someone else's parody oh they don't even know that they don't they'll never find out hurry the hell up man it took so long that now I have to take a sh after 172 hou

rs what dude I can't hear you what hello Anthony Anthony can can you hear me oh no great he used up all his battery guess I should have told him I was trapped in here huh oh dummy you big dummy doooo head you stupid wow now what this this ominous pocket knife o oh no I can stand up now I can't if James Franco can do it anyone can I like how I'm referring to the actor rather than the real person thinking that like thinking that like the actor did it CU this say based on a true story I'm like of c

ourse the actor is the one that it happened to yeah yeah like movies are real thumbnail what Twist of the century oh yeah Twist of the mother effing Century so this is why the awesome shirt was created in the first place because we were writing the script and we were like okay we need to have something where it's going to throw people off make them think that my dick got caught in the door or something and I was cutting it off and then uh instead it's this awesome shirt that is too valuable to m

e and I never wanted to destroy it yeah when I'm free um thank you yeah uh oh no do I have to sneeze again no not again no no I'm going to go in this shirt this time oh no not in the awesome shirt no that's awesome shirt sorry that was a very weird sne I was like I I realized there's tissues over there I could have just ran in that time but uh okay um oh man now you're tired all that's sneezing take it let me just take a nap Ian sleeping on the toilet I'm sure is not something new have you ever

fallen asleep on the toilet anyway actually yes anyway what you haven't fallen asleep on a toilet ever even for just like a couple minutes no okay so you've never been a very hung over in your early 20s B got up when did I say I've never been very hung over well because that happens sometimes when you're when you wake up in the middle of the night and you're so drunk that you fall asleep on a toilet it happens to people you fell asleep on a toilet I have fallen asleep on a toilet yes is it that

weird did you like fall over no you're just like what yeah what that's Brennan's nodding have you fallen asleep on a toilet it happens it happens have you fallen asleep on a toilet no no what okay we're all right we're at 50/50 so far no okay so two for five well I'm a no so it's actually yeah it's two for six whatever okay whatever 33% of us you got problems 33% is a pretty high margin that's weird bro anyway so oh uh anyway so we I designed I wanted this shirt to look like the the like I handr

ew this shirt but yet was so obsessed with it that I was not willing to cut it for the time that I was trapped in here and I'd say it's a pretty good design yeah speaking of the awesome shirt oh [ __ ] awesome shirt so uh we have decided for a limited time yeah this was a this was a favorite back of the day people lost their [ __ ] over these we are selling these again they had this fun little tag below there's a little secret message that we've hidden in the tag that we won't tell you what it i

s it's a secret but I'm looking at it right now uh yeah so we're bringing these back for just one week after this video drops so you could get this for a very limited time we sold this for a little bit back in the day but then they were gone and gone forever we have recovered the design this is just so soft this is way softer than the original design God it's way better than yeah the original design was like Gildan shirt uh so then we've also upgraded them and thrown on this little tag tag a lit

tle secret message little limited edition Edition oh baby yeah I know these are oh yeah feel good I know this is really good I guess I'm wearing them yeah you're wearing the same one actually but oh man uh so yeah available for a limited time so if you want if you want the most awesome shirt in the world go to sm.com go to smash.com how much time do they have did we know yeah just one week one week yep and on once they are gone they are gone forever gun gone gun gone [Music] gone so smash.com ye

ah uh let's let's finish out this video so uh you cut off your shirt we all thought it was your wean I know um and actually I thought it was your ween uh cuz you forgot well yeah when you showed me when you showed me that like weird AI video um well you showed me this video some point like months ago and I I forgot the twist you forgot the twist that we wrote I thought it was your wiener I was like oh we got you got your wiener stuck no but nope I got Bamboozled now it's ruined it just nip slipp

ed right there something for the ladies and for some reason I cut the roof off but I couldn't cut anything El yeah oh and you got the cheeseburger oh yeah like you think that it's fake like just imagine go in there if I were you why well you know how I said I had to use the bathroom earlier yeah you're underwear well I don't have to anymore oh god dude uhoh no oh no hey I learn German yeah you did that was the moral of the story yeah is that if you try learning German for 172 hours straight yeah

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great it's tight yeah it's very tight it's very tight we have we have be we have behind the scenes let's just play I want to see what the uh the ending here said just see an alternate ending and alternate ending and get the awesome shirt Anthony was wearing click the link in the description below thanks for subscribing going on see you later what what is that stuck in the oh my oh my God I got my shoelace caught in the [Laughter] door oh here comes the ex forgot that oh man I didn't know we had

an alternate ending for this I didn't I like not real do you think we're joking it might have been just like a silly little thing we did all right I got to see but I don't remember I I haven't seen these extras again since this was first released probably said something really problem yeah for sure guaranteed right now by the way these extras will be released officially for anyone who is a a smash tastic or smos royalty tier member of this Channel and you can go watch watch it officially in sup

er high quality 720 or 1080p whoa and that just came out right now that just dropped it just dropped like this in SE cover anyway shut up oh yeah feels so good to piss hey Dad sorry I never mowed the lawn I just did know what you meant when you said you wanted me to whack my weeds what wait can we look at the board or at The Clapper smos stuck in the potty I guess is what we originally going to call it actually stuck in the Potty John jimz himz himz is my bad that camera operator and look at the

date three 12 oh March 19th 2012 d boy dude that's crazy and of course that is our uh assistant director Ethan MH he's a very fun man that's oh yeah training my sausage just use a bottle they're all full oh this is alternate ending fine oh oh my God I'm not holding the wheel oh the ult ending is we die in the first 5 Seconds yeah I love those alternate endings sorry I never took out the trash I just fing hate trash what oh this is disturbing oh uh oh someone call Sam and kobby there was a man i

n the back seat so gross why do we keep cutting to that with no context all right I did hit the camera oper so what do you think about my awesome it looks like shisa Hunny unnecessary uh uh censorship CU it made it sound like you said what do you think my awesome sh [ __ ] but you said oh I didn't even notice there was a bleep there oh really I thought that I just had a brain malfunction I was like why we just play the exact clip that was in the video no looks like think about my awesome oh it l

ooks like sh did say but in my head I was like I said sh this just us making faces yeah who would throw away a perfectly good double cheeseburg oh that was the original line I originally said that but we didn't think that worked as much so we just added the zoom cheeseburger weird I don't know did other people have these haircuts at the time what do you mean other people did other people have these haircuts no I think I was orig I think I was an original we were yeah we were definitely Trailblaz

ers in uh this kind of hairstyle hair technology yeah so anyone that did end up having his hairstyle which was probably in the million ions hundreds of millions is is directly influenced by uh these two gentlemen on the screen right now who are Trailblazers in the field I did hear of people that got that got like my hair like used me as a reference for their haircut and I'm like did you my for real for real for real okay it might seem cringy and weird and outdated and silly and dumb and Bully an

d Bre but I mean like I didn't even I for a long time I didn't even want this haircut but like the the audience was so attached really when were you done with it what when were you done with it oh um I guess I was still I was still rocking it at this point but I'd say like by the time I moved to like La it was like I was like 20 7 did you move in 2013 or 2014 2014 I moved at the end of 2014 and you still had it then yeah it was like questionable at this point but I still looked I still looked li

ke I think I still looked like young enough that it was like okay but I think by the time that I was like 27 and I was like you know I was it was very clear that I was like an adult and it was like getting to that weird point where it's like oh do I look like an emo dad oh yeah that like oh I should probably this needs a change but the audience was so was so attached to the bowl no it's for real and even now we get comments saying like please go back to the old haircuts or like it's not the same

without it or like so sad the only thing missing is the old haircuts yeah it would be it would be like sad if we if if I went if I try to go back you mean you mean like to have it and to rock it and to be proud of it I couldn't be proud of it and I don't think I'd be able to rock it there are a few YouTubers who told me that they like who had the exact same hair style as I did that they took a picture of me to their hair stylist Joey Grappa told me that oh my Dan Howell told me that yeah you an

d Dan you and Dan uh I don't oh yeah Joey GHA did have yeah yeah wow I felt like all the biggest YouTubers had that hairstyle for a bit so we were Trailblazers I'm telling you we did it God we're just so cool we yeah yeah uh so to answer your question yeah lots of people had those hairstyles would you ever bring it back I don't think I could I don't think I could bring this hair back in the same way I think my I don't think I have the same thickness of hair anymore it's changed I think it's move

d back but if if it's comb over you wouldn't I feel like it wouldn't be as like it wouldn't be as like it would be like a little like more strandy you know like I think oh [ __ ] he's doing it he's doing it my hair's pretty long right now so yeah you could do it okay let's see I really think you'd be able to rock it just the same I don't think that your hair Tex now this this really just looks like a toupe well that's what people said about my hair back then yeah it kind of did look like like th

ey called it a combover it's giving redacted yeah it's just like my like unhinged redacted character yeah yeah a little bit pry privilege so yeah back then I I definitely uh I chemically straightened my hair and I had and and I wore a beanie when I went to sleep and I flat ironed it again in the morning to get it that straight so it was a labor of love Yeah would you say it was a labor of love a labor of love did you love your hair I actually did love it nice yeah also it was huge in uh in the e

mo scene so a lot of people had that haircut Aaron I know did you feel like you had that hair for too long I got rid of it in 2007 remember we did that that video called Anthony Gets a Haircut where you cut my hair I got rid of it Donnie Osman yes I did look like Donnie Osman in it what this is 2012 yeah so in 2007 I cut it and then I felt like my face looked weird and I think partially was because my I had no I was like pure white on my forehead and then like Tan on my cheeks so it looks really

weird uh so I grew it back and I learned how to do it a little bit better oh and then and then I was I was into it I was into it at this point okay I liked it when it was longer like this um but then I got over it in 2014 2013 maybe I can't remember when I cut it maybe 2014 I got over it but it's mostly because the maintenance and how long it took to straighten it and all that yeah so I was over it by 2014 word word Oprah with the guy in the the big foot with the pickles oh we cutting that out

we're cutting we're supposed to cut little words oh yeah it was like my what was coming through on your side when we're like losing and we're supposed to have like static Oprah static pickles static yeah yeah e you're terrible friend I hope you go die in a fire this is this is literally the guy that was in the toilet next to me this is every for for for anyone that hasn't been in in the men's restroom before or maybe it happens in the women's restroom too I don't know I'm sure it happens that's

that's that's a common sound you will hear in a larger restroom you're going to hear at least one guy is going I feel like what you commonly hear but then there's a klunk sound after that usually the concerning the concerning one is where it just sounds like a faucet oh and you're like oh buddy I it's I feel like going into the rest especially at like an airport or something where there's a lot of stalls you get a pretty good idea at just how [ __ ] up people's digestive systems are yeah for rea

l you're getting like a snapshot into like potentially like your future as like a 60-year-old man hopefully not if you eat well or if you're like like hearing like probably just cut all this out but like if if like if you're like peeing next to like like another person and you're hearing it's like is that like kidney stones or is that I think it's like prostate problems maybe oh yeah or are they just trying to strengthen like they're doing kull like they're intentionally like so hey we don't Kin

g Shing I don't yeah I don't know I don't know you learned so much about people's bathroom issues unasked for this is you're just being subjected to people's issues it's so it's so difficult to sit on this thing I are legs falling asleep yeah you know when you sit on a toilet too long that is exactly what's happening to me right now you want to put the seat down I've never yeah can I this makes too much sound though right I've never sat on a toilet so long with pants on that's that's pretty PR p

rivilege uh let's keep going okay so this is what the song really was okay now we know what song is really playing yeah hey Mom I guess this is it there's nothing left I'm going to die in this sh but I wasn't a quitter other rhymes like that Apple FR that's a good one apple fritter oh no is this the alternate scene from Titanic damn you went all out this extra this blueprint always keep always always wear a spare always wear a spare I almost pulled down if I wasn't wearing that spare there would

have been some bee hole on camera mhm always wear spare or you would have seen something in there and it would have been some hair everywhere your man pair in my underwear yeah that's right that's right so that was stuck on a toilet in a toilet how dare you that was stuck in a toilet I feel like I you know I shared some very vulnerable moments in this episode did I don't think I shared my pants [ __ ] story but it's just not as exciting and I feel like it's not even worth it well we should have

save it for another time yeah do we have any other toilet related oh yeah we do have another bathroom related we have two guys one bathroom and then there's also that weird bathroom song one where it was like stop motion a little bit and it was like going to the bathroom yeah yeah yeah okay probably won't show that one cuz I think it was that one was pretty mid that was super mid I don't even want to show it I think we I think it was yeah we were like yeah that was definitely us just trying to

throw something together because we made one sketch a week back then yeah we were making a lot was that two sketches a week at that point oh cuz of every blank ever too I think maybe wow our quality took a hit um but yeah maybe maybe uh you'll share your your pant [ __ ] story for episode if this video gets a 100,000 likes I'll I'll share my pants [ __ ] story at some point I think that's fair that's fair is it funny no it's not funny oh when are they ever thank you all so much for watching when

this when the the end card plays uh you're going to be hearing a song that that uh that someone has made very loving for flashback with smos we asked you guys to uh make some uh Jingles for us took a little while for us to get to it but we want to do it the right way want to do it the right way uh so enjoy this song enjoy bye bye flashback flashback flashback flash flashback flashback flashback flashback smash [Music] oh that's better