welcome back to the Late Show ladies and gentlemen
it's time now for one of our favorite segments of all time a little something we call stupid petrics
people from all over North America with their little animals their little dogs their little
squirrels their little kotam mundies their little tree monkeys their little canaries whatever they
have little interesting quirky tricks that they have taught their pets to do and perform for you
and let me caution you this is only an exhibition this
is not a competition please as always
no wagering and tonight I'd like to dedicate like to dedicate this installment of stupid
petrick to Miss Elizabeth Taylor we love you li we love you Liz we love you hope
to see you here on the 21st is it 21st 19th so I just come that week
and we'll pay for all right ladies and gentlemen do me a favor please welcome
our first participants for stupid petrics Lester Stevens Mary allander Karen
wheeler and Jane kutzky come on in folks W look at this oh my
god wow how are you
how do you do welcome to the program where are you folks from this is Indianapolis is that
what it is it's my hometown you know I'm from Indianapolis do do me a favor drive by mom's place
and just take a look all right keep an eye on things out there because you know she's getting a
little loopy uh and uh you sir are Lester I assume and this is the horse uh lightning lightning yes
wo hi lightning man that's is he is he wow is he all right oh he's just fine all right and
and
what are you folks and lightning going to do here this evening we're going to do the Electric
Slide going to do the Electric Slide is that you are you married you're Mary and you're uh Karen
and then you're Jane all right they're going to do the Electric Slide what can I do for you folks
anything you want all right I'll just stand over here by my friend Paul here we go you need music
obviously for this seven eight [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] wow nice to meet you thank you for
coming thank
you very much good to see you thank you thank you Lester good good boy nice job let's take
a look at it in slow motion instant replay all the way from Indianapolis a dancing
horse man look at that thanks again folks bye-bye from my hometown Indianapolis
Indiana that's cute as they're teaching the horse to dance meanwhile every
liquor store in the county is being held up but they got him a dancing [Applause]
horse oh well I can't go home again all right all right ladies and gen
tlemen our
next guest here for stupid petrick Sher Lipman Sherry come on out and say hello
to the fol hi Sher how do you do welcome to the program hi buddy Sher where are you
from Richmond Virginia Richmond Virginia and what brings you to New York City just came
for the pet tricks just came oh good well you'll stay for the Chile we definitely
will uh and these are your doggies Elsa and Gabriel Gabriel Elsa who is who this is
this is Gabriel hello Gabe hello Gabe hello buddy you just made h
is day well you you got a cloret or a Tic Tac or
something man liver kissing uh okay what are you guys going to do for us tonight they have
a petrick where she sits in front he sits behind her and she flips a biscuit back to him off her
nose catches it inir all right here you go and the music or anything can I hold the leash can I
do anything for you Sher nope got it all right man I need a moist tallet now need a big towel now yep
Elsa Gabriel flipping a biscuit and something else we'll jus
t see here we go hey hey hey we had a
dancing horse out here do you guys see the dancing horse yeah okay all right the dogs are lined up
they're in position sit there's Elsa there's Gabe Gabriel all right here we go the Biscuit's
in place there it is on the snout here we go wait see see what happened we got screwed yeah gab Gabe is thinking how come I'm not in
the front of this line dead don't pull that again all right we're leaving you with David if
you do okay here we go right one more ti
me yeah very nice here it is the instant replay
beautiful excellent double play thank you Sher thank you very much goodbye
Elsa goodbye Gabriel bye-bye there you go and it's tough when you're second in
line for them dog biscuits ain't it uh ladies and gentlemen our uh I believe
our final participant tonight for the old stupid petrick's Arnold Funk
Arnold where are you come on out hi Arnold nice to meet you Arnold how do you know
sir welcome to the program sir where are you from North Dakot
a are you from North Dakota Bo
Bell's North Dakota B Bell's North Dakota and where is Bo Bells it's about 13 miles south of
the Canadian border oh man are you're really W way up there in the High Prairie huh and have
you lived in North Dakota all your life right and have you ever been to South Dakota oh yes
and essentially there's no difference right very low pretty much the same they ought to
make just one big state Dakota right uh what do you have here hi buddy what is this dog
he's Duke
he's Duke and what kind of animal is dookie what what kind of dog a border
collie Australian Shepherd cross and he's our cattle dog out there at the ranch now I know
a little something about these dogs [Applause] these I'm sorry I'm engaged to that other dog we were
making out earlier these dogs love to work and apparently a little some Recreation it's not all
work for these dogs but they're they're that's what they're bred they like to work and they'll
just work 24 hours a day for you wer
en't they that was show them okay and and you're going
to do you got some tires and the dog's going to like what balance a set of tires and put
them on a car I I have his his toy right here uh got his toy that's his squeaky toy and I will
throw that into that stack of tires right take him back and he takes a run mounts the tires goes
down head first stop it he stop it me him please [Music] long long Winters in North
Dakota now can I do anything for you do you just want me to stand here
qui
etly or that' probably be a good idea well anyhow if if he when he picks the toy
up he's too big to turn around inside there so he has to come out backwards oh he comes out
backwards he has to come out backwards all right fine are we ready I'm ready if you are sure
I'm standing here quietly as for your instructions okay here we go here here's Duke come here
come here here's Duke with his little toy get fired up no get fired up wow look at that
man that's a good looking animal isn't it whoa
where'd they go duke come on Duke come on back
he stunned he do come on all right over here come on here now now just get yourself together
yeah get yeah settle down for him okay you come on Duke come on buddy come on Duke here we go
get it yeah here we go all right okay come here come here all right right this is third and
final try at this height on the Russian has passed get in there dude come here
come here D come here come here D come here come here dude come here
D come here come her
e buddy come here very close very close let's try it
once more here we go get it boy [Applause] Duke he's thinking about it and and I I'd like to have a picture of that
for my Christmas card next year it's Duke in a set of tires there he's he's he's going he's
going down in there now is he all right like a really really bad magic Act is all right okay
it's okay it's okay go on down there buddy go on down there yes sir he's all right he's all
right come there you dke call me after the show l
ook at this it's the only thing on CBS right now yes come on Duke [Applause] get [Applause]
yeah ni going had a boy thank you duke thank you duke at a Bo that Crowd Goes Crazy
Bo he usually comes out with his ass in your face oh beautiful thank you very much
have a good trip back to northa nice to meet [Music] you
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