Sugar Sammy: Latina Karens | Crowd Work

YOU'RE LATINA? "EL SALVADOR" EL SALVADOR YEAH, THAT DOES QUALIFY WHAT'S WITH ALL OF THESE SASSY LATINA WOMEN TONIGHT? MY NAME IS ELDITA COLUMBIA AND PERU AND WE'VE GOT VENEZUELA AND NICARAGUA AND WE'VE GOT IMMIGRATION IN THE BACK GET EVERYBODY ONE BY ONE EDDIE YOU'RE SAFE YOU'LL BE OKAY WHICH COUNTRY ARE YOU FROM? "PUERTO RICO" PUERTO RICO OKAY, MORE *YELLING* I LOVE PUERTO RICO IT'S MY FAVORITE COUNTRY IN MEXICO AND THEY MESSED UP THE LANGUAGE AND THE FOOD "HE'S CUBAN" WHO'S CUBAN? OKAY, ALRIGH

T COOL SO CUBANS ARE WORSE THAN YOU? BECAUSE YOU TWO ARE MESSED UP LIKE FOR REAL SAY AGAIN? "HOW DID I GET LUMPED INTO THIS?" SHE'S LIKE I DON'T KNOW HOW I GOT LUMPED INTO THIS BECAUSE YOU SPOKE AND WORDS CAME OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND WE ALL HEARD THEM AND THEN WE LOOKED AT YOU TWO SPEAKING AND LIKE TRYING TO INTERJECT AND WE WERE ALL LIKE KARENCITO EL KARENCITA I NEED TO SPEAK TO THE MANAGER OK I THOUGHT IT WAS OKAY TO TALK ABOUT MONEY HERE OPENLY I THOUGHT IT WAS A CAPITALIST SOCIETY I KNOW IN FR

ANCE IT'S TABOO TO ASK SOMEONE -- HOW MUCH DO YOU MAKE? SAY AGAIN? "HOW MUCH DO YOU MAKE?" HOLD ON GOLD DIGGER SHE'S LIKE HOW MUCH YOU MAKE? SAY AGAIN? "YOU DON'T HAVE ENOUGH" SHE'S LIKE YOU DON'T HAVE ENOUGH FOR A PUERTO RICAN IN HER 40s? YOU'RE LUCKY I'M LOOKING AT YOU DO YOU EVER GET THIS? YOU GET WOKEN UP IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT GET UP RIGHT NOW! WH-WHA-WHAT? I JUST HAD A DREAM YOU WERE AN ASSHOLE TO ME THAT HAPPENED TO YOU, SIR? "ALL THE TIME" ALL THE TIME LOOK AT THIS GUY ALL THE TIME W

HAT'S YOUR NAME, SIR？ "RAJEEV" RAJEEV WHERE WERE WHEN I ASKED FOR THE INDIANS ? INDIANS, THE GUY HID COUPLES THERAPY HE'S ALL THERE SO WHO'S YOUR LADY？ WHO'S YOUR LADY？ "KARMA" WHAT IS IT? "KARMA" KARMA IS IT YOU? "FROM NICARAGUA" KARMA FROM NICARAGUA WHERE ARE YOU？ *YELLING* YOU'VE BEEN TOGETHER FOR HOW LONG, RAJEEV？ "TOO LONG" SHE WENT TOO LONG I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE HE'S NOT THE TYPE OF BROWN I WANTED SO THIS HAPPENED TO YOU RAJEEV? "ALL THE TIME" ALL THE TIME WHEN DID IT HAPPEN LAST? "A MON

TH AGO" A MONTH AGO MAN, YOU SEEM LIKE YOU'RE SAD ABOUT THIS WHAT HAPPENED WHEN YOU WOKE UP? "SHE SAID: YOU WERE NASTY" YOU WERE NASTY IN THE DREAM? WHAT DID YOU SAY? "I SAID SORRY" YOU SAID SORRY THAT'S WHY IT KEEPS HAPPENING, RAJEEV YOU GOTTA MAN UP AND PUT YOUR FOOT DOWN BECAUSE YOU'RE ENCOURAGING THE BEHAVIOR "SHE'S A LATINA" SHE'S A LATINA THAT DOESN'T FORGIVE EVERYTHING "YES IT DOES" NO IT DOESN'T YES IT DOES NO LATINAS WANT A MAN TO PUT HIS FOOT DOWN YOU KNOW -- "NO WE DON'T" YOU QUIET R

AJEEV, LIKE THAT WHAT I JUST DID SEE THAT? WHAT I JUST DID? SOMETIMES YOU GOTTA PUT YOUR WIFE ON TIME OUT