Suraj Mashup Comedy | Vol - 10 | Happy Husbands | Happy Durbar | Padmasree Bharat Dr. Saroj Kumar

You have come to destroy all this See, how he shows respect for wife You don't want anything more sit down I had this idea when I saw her when returning back from the temple She didn't have any interest to come to this party I called Rayappan to call her forcibly - That is me - Whatever it is That means we are accepting his marriage, Isn't it? Why don't you tell her everything? If I am telling at this time it will be big problem - Shall I shout? - Ok shout Before 6 years, in the noon time - What

is the secret between yourself? - Nothing He is happy to see his wife Oh God! Illena, Sit down Thank you Not there - Sit here - No, don't sit here Sit there Shreya is only sitting with me Don't fight You can sit near me I will wash my hands and come I will also wash my hands and come Come and wash your hands Sit here Why all of them go to wash the hands instead of wipe the hand in pant? It seems they are going to the toilet Why are they going as a group? It’s really a headache Oh God! Ladies wa

sh Come You are trying to go this way, isn't it? I don't want to listen anything All are spoiling my life I don't want a marriage Can you arrange for a set up like this? Hence Manju and Sharon! I will kill you You are spoiling my life And you are kidding? I have understood everything You have come here to drink liquor, isn't it? Give me a peg Don't think This is the fashion in all hotels When ladies have the food gents drink liquor here - Give me - Go Half peg Quarter At least a little will do I

f I know this earlier I would have bought the liquor John, take the sweet and give it to Illena That is Brother will give that No, you should give her - He will give that - Go, give it to her You my Cherina Oh God! Let me say I brought you here to give beat you up - Don't talk - Let me say You made her as my wife - Beat him - Oh god! Me? Beat him - No, I am - Before 6 years - John, no - Nose No Brother, I hit you by mistake Before 6 years Why did you hit me? He is the reason of all that I said b

efore not to bring him to Cherina's home But you had your own sentiments You have to face it That Diana is your wife too - I will - Wait...Let me say When you had some problem you made her as John's wife Isn't it? When he got a problem then you have only to become her husband - Or is it me? - No - Isn't it John? - No, only Brother You will never prosper You will Wait, I have reformed Truly I have come good I've reformed for the last 2 weeks I talk a little more a little drinking a little lying a

nd ogling That was my character I decided, from today onwards I shouldn't forget the family and be happy I swear I am clear now You are clear But we had problems for us? - I will tell the solution for that - Tell me If you talk more I will kill you - Yes - Brother Oh God! Krishnendhu sister! Brother in law, my Krishnendhu sister! Where is Krishnendhu sister? She is not here She has gone out...what? You shouldn't get agonized and weep I know that you won't able to face that... ...and 3 of you dri

nk together Isn't it? I will share your worry Give me a peg I have a glass with me at any time We can't able to say when the worry comes Give me a peg - You give me a peg - No We are getting mad here What do you want? - So you don't know the matter! - No Then I will tell you Don't shudder Police arrested John's wife and got into the jeep I saw it That too for some 'other' case Some other case - It is true I came to the hotel late - It is her, Diana - I am afraid - Else police would have arrested

me Don't believe her Don't believe any girl in the world If you believe them they will cheat us That is true Do you know? I asked my lover as we are lovers for 13 years if she is willing to come with me She came with me right away, damn her...Promise! That's why I told you not to believe girls and they will cheat you Come, let's have a drink I was waiting for a reason Hey, go I see When I said everything no one seem to shudder! So something is happening here - What? - Is there nothing? Ok, then

I will tell to Krishnendhu sister that John's wife has arrested Then I will publish this matter in my magazine Wait, don't tell to sister And don't publish it in your magazine Take Rs 1,000 Be happy with this So, there is some serious problem Ok, I won't tell to anyone This is enough for my expenses today I would need to drink tomorrow What should I do then? - Brother will be here - It is enough if somebody is here I have only a vow Oh God! My worry should never get cleared Brother, he has star

ted to black mail Things are getting out of our hands - You be relaxed I will tell an idea - Damn your idea! I will kill you Brother, why don't you speak? I wonder how to perform your marriage without any harm to anyone How couldn't I knew as a police officer about the bomb blast... ...that made kingpins in the palace get hospitalized? Give me a complaint with the entire information that you have I'll save Malavika wherever she is, and handover to you within 24 hours Kingpins!? We are CID office

rs from Bombay came to enquire Malavika's case - I like fun - Not fun, I'm telling the truth - So you are not kingpins - Yes Are you sure? Won't you change your words afterwards? Not at all I already had a doubt on you I didn't believe that Gunalan's words Tell me the truth Aren't you terrorists? Don't talk nonsense We wanted to get a promotion for you... ...and hence we told the matter which was enquired by us We worked hard to know her whereabouts Now it is easy to us to save her Don't get ten

se, CID sirs Tell me about the person who kidnapped her My hands are craving to finish that cannibal - Tell me who it is - Ashoka Varma - Who is it? - Kingpin Ashoka Varma I am withdrawing from this case Only after 25 years of service I became an SI Don't make me to become a PC in 5 minutes - You can go in your way - Sir! Malavika's life is in danger - Ashoka Varma kidnapped her? - Did he kidnap her? You know Ashoka Varma is Malavika's fiance And Malavika is Ashoka Varma's fiancee When it is lik

e that, how could he kidnap her? We also had the same doubt Then we understood there is some cheating I suspect that he might blackmail the elder kingpin Let your suspicion be as it is I am not in this case Unnecessarily getting into the trouble I won't say remaining Think a while Still if you stay here I'll arrest you as impersonators You can do nothing Go away I'll tell to the elder kingpin... ...that Ashoka Varma, Gunalan and you are behind this play - What if he doesn't believe you? - We'll

make him to believe You can imagine the circumstances later Come, let's go and tell this matter to elder kingpin Let's see how he gets the promotion I made you a fool Please listen to me I have limits to play with the palace case - My force and I will be with you - I didn't understand This is the Modus Operandi Somehow you manage to get inside that den I'll come with my force and save Malavika and present her before the kingpin I'll get the promotion then That is good, isn't it? That is only go

od It will only happen You can't save her without our support How can I describe my situation? I feel like crying We will take leave Now you know all the details If anything happens to Malavika with your Modus Operandi... You will lose your head Trust me! I will do as you say If you call, I will come immediately as your pet dog My phone number is 100 Come, let's go - This is the place you told - Are there no humans here? We are in a dense forest Only rivers and thick forest in the surrounding It

will take more than 15 kms to reach our destination - 15 kilometers? - Yes We should watch and keep every step careful A dense forest...flesh eating animals and danger lurking paths here Our enemies may appear with weapons in front or back of us We have to go ahead watching our every step We may meet some forest tribals with weapons Oh God! I already told you that I will bring the force and weapons Oh God! I forgot your words that haste makes waste What if any bear or wolf attacks me, ...my peo

ple won't get my body to do the funeral rites My dear children and wife Mary...pray for me - One good news! - What? There are no small snakes in this forest Only King Cobras live here Boss, better we could've gone with them In this operation... ...in many ways we'll have to attack the terrorists bring them down Only by intelligence It'll be good if we don't get caught by them Don't shout! Follow me Boss, let's climb a big tree, go upper branch and take rest ...then continue our journey tomorrow

morning Something will happen there by then Either Anandhan or terrorists one of them will be alive Let's decide and go ahead By chance if Anandhan defeats the terrorists We can share that victory What do you say? Cowards die many times but the brave die only once I knew the stories of this brave Boss When you were in army on hearing the war announcement You hurt yourself and got admitted in the hospital to escape from the war Who told you that? What is this, boss? I am also a brilliant CID offi

cer My enemies would've told you all that If you had used brains to do useful things... ...instead of enquiring the unwanted, you would've become a good CID A CID should hold the secrets Especially boss's secrets So, what I said is true, isn't it? Have you accepted now that I am a good CID officer? Yes, you are my follower Okay, come on boss follow me Don't hit your head on a branch clay will fall down, come on I was told that my fans will be here to cheer for me But there's no one here Pachalam

sir told me that he's paid 50 people 100 bucks each As per the new labour law, if someone is just present at the site ...he must be paid 150 bucks So, they must have gone there How can I walk into the hall without any cheer around? If your pain is bearable, it would be nice if you could come in with me - I'll come, sir - Okay Oh no, steps! The microphone... I've got just one thing to tell you all This is a very big incident Out of the 3 and half crores of people, how many of them become a Colon

el? Every Malayalee should feel proud of my achievement This should be a celebration The papers should also portray it that way You will be served chicken rice and dessert after the meeting Please help yourselves and write about me Jai Hind The petrol prices are increasing by the day The increase in the cost of living has made it very difficult for the common man Then, the power cuts Amongst all this, what is the big deal in someone becoming a Colonel? What is your name? Anil Kumar Note that dow

n I've got nothing much to talk Let's have lunch and disperse We are here because you called us here We have the money to buy lunch for ourselves We need to ask you a few questions Be quick with that You have achieved several designations for yourself like 'Padmasree', 'doctor' Are you doing movies that match these titles? Titles and cinema are 2 different things You have achieved these titles through cinema too Talk with some decency! Remember that I'm a celebrity Recently, you did a stupid mov

ie, 'Vekkeda Vedi' So before you do such movies, you have to return all these designations This is like digging my own grave So, lunch... You are an old man Don't you feel ashamed to act with 12 and 13 year old girls? Did you issue my birth certificate to call me an old man? If we have a 10 rupee legal paper, anybody can get to know anything legally I have a copy of your high school mark list and your date of birth too Do you want to see it? I did my 12th grade in Dubai How will you get my mark

list? Oh pity! Recently, a renowned actor had ridiculed your movies and roles How did you feel then? I laughed about it He had fear of inefficiency Later, he had apologised too asking me to consider it a 'black humour' 'Black humour'? What is that? 'Black humour...' It was first said in Africa Since the people over there are black skinned... ...it came to be known as 'black humour' Shots that are in super star Rajnikanth's movies are seen in your films too Is this an effort to become another Raj

nikanth? I just want to be 'me' I've heard that Rajnikanth watches the dvds of my movies 10 to 50 times So, it's he who's imitating me The reason why Malayalam cinema is retarding like this ...is only because of the thirst for stardom by people like you People who silently listen to you are made to become directors The same old formula are repeated People like you who act as a hero, hit 50 men, sing, dance... ...you have spoilt Malayalam cinema Stop it Mind your words You too, mind your words, y

ou idiot You are an idiot Catch hold of him Sir, there is no way that side Come this way I'm Padmasree and I'm a doctor Catch hold of that 'Padmasree' Sir, come soon Go off to the Edapalli house Sir has not got in yet Accelerate it I didn't know that you could run so fast What did you do? You left me there and saved yourself I came there straight from the hospital Whatever it may be I've seen you hitting 10 to 20 men on screen ...and that's how I became a fan of yours I thought you'll do the sam

e today Is movie and life the same? I just realised that today These malayalees do not know how to respect the rich and famous Yes, that is true He insulted you so badly Waste of all that food You aimed it exactly on him Do you know why I'm settled in Chennai? Why sir? These Tamilians know how to respect the rich If you buy them some curd rice they will be grateful forever If we buy them a kilo of rice they will vote for us But, if we buy a full bottle of brandy and 5000 bucks ...they'll have it

and vote for the opposite team Don't say that, sir Even if you don't give me anything, I'll only vote for you Am I competing for the elections here? I'm saying something and you're saying something else Both of us spoke Malayalam, isn't it? We should blame the Communists ...who have taught the poor people here that the rich are their enemies A few of the Congress supporters here are also Communists All should be killed Sir, run away...media people are here to hit us Its so many days now and you

have still not been able to make him say that he is Hari Forget that... You could have asked Pooja It took me just 2 days to ask her if she can come with me to Mananthudi But, she talks so high of her brother When I see the love that they have... ...for each other I'm scared that, I'll make a mistake by asking her about it What else do you intend to do? You are running out of time Those men will win the case and the property will all be gone You can do this Hey, come here I have an idea For the

time being, take him with you as Hari Tell them that, he has retarded growth due to inhalation of endosulfan It will serve our purpose Listen to what he is saying We can then sell the land that we get and do a remake of the musical dragonfly - Doing remakes is the trend these days - Get lost with your remakes People like me, have no respect here in this land Does he have blood running in him? Enough of jokes You told us that your Hari and this Hari look the same So, you should talk to Harinder

Singh about this and take him to court claiming him as the Hari I don't want someone like Hari I want Hari, himself Otherwise, all these years that my sister has spent waiting for him, will all be wasted I am going to play a different game now Eat gram fry and you can walk shitting Something is wrong I don't think I can find time to even shit hereafter Your bums will all be broken now Mallu has come here His mother and sisters too If any of you has done any mischief, please leave now or else he

is going to kill you in front of them It shows that he has come in search of me Neetu must have told him everything out of fear Oh god, where do I go and hide now! You can't hide on my chest - Come! - Go! Its not possible to hide here Move away Go and hide somewhere Greetings Mother... Yes, my son Where is he? I believe he is not here Since you have all come to know, let us consider it the same... No... Call him Mother is calling you Are you in hiding? Everybody is here to see you Please come ou

t Where is he? Come out Come... It's okay Mother is calling you Oh! Were you here as well? I thought you would be more mature... ...and humane in your thinking But now, even you... Mother, I have not intentionally done any mistakes I begged a lot saying, No I don't want to hear anything Where is she? I don't know and I've not thought anything of that sort Mother... please forgive me Its alright What has happened, has happened Lets see what can be done about it My issue has been solved You have t

o tackle your issue now Stop whispering into his ears Where is Ani? I am here to see him Will anybody do something like this? How can a mature, young girl stay in a house with so many men around? Where is he? Ani... I should solve my issue myself, isn't it? I will tackle yours for you Hey... you Stop it I will pull out your tongue if talk nonsense Come, let me tell you What have you done? I was just testing him To see if he is the original one He is... Harinder Singh That was unnecessary Ani...

Yes, here I come I couldn't get an ambulance So, I just came off with some stuff Where have you got hit? You are all fine It was intended not to fight today Who? You? No, him... So, this is all a waste! St Anthoniar is to bless us! We are sinners You should forgive us for our sins - Excuse me - Yes - Do both of you believe the God? - If we believe? If you believe Call him Because only god will be able to save you I can't understand Look there There is a mynah Look - Not there...Here - What? Buff

et! We will eat something and go there First we will meet groom and bride If you come late, you don't get anything - Hello - Yes You are Raj Bose that who are a writer of the Theepanthal isn't it? - No - Yes I saw in the magazine No, you are speaking to the wrong person I am not speaking to wrong person It is you only - No - One minute we will speak there No need I have come with family - I too have family, Come - Not necessary, sister one minute I will give him a autograph - Who is he? - It cou

ld be some admirer Oh! Cherina is her friend, then! - Mathayi - Brother My wife and your wife will see our wife, isn't it? Brother please I am your brother in law isn't it? Before 6 years you gave me a job You gave me house to stay You should not be the reason for the divorce on the marriage day - I beg you - For me I beg you too Brother, do anything - Else I will hang myself in this shawl - Oh God! If she sees this it will be problem You be cool You bring him I will handle them and come Come, w

e will cry there Krishnendhu Hi Ok dear Raj Bose have told it is not me... ...and if he has told it is like this, I would have got killed by him Why are you here? Why are you here? I have come for the marriage Why are you here? - This is my friend's marriage - Is it? Groom is my close friend But you said that you have to go for that marriage Even if I have to go that marriage, and you have come to this marriage Everything is marriage only But I know you didn't like that I have to go that marriag

e What to do? Elders say marriages are made in heaven! You are telling jokes I've to survive Come for a minute How many marriages are going to happen here? Immediately we have to go to our home Oh God! What happened? You didn't close front door It's me who has locked the door and gave the key to the sister - Fool! I didn't say that - Then She forgot to shut the gas Gas has finished 3 days ago She was annoyed much for not getting that When we are speaking, why do you interfere? Go away Come here

Why he is like this? Shreya is here That's why I didn't tell frankly - We shouldn't come to this marriage - Why? That means...how can I tell to you? Girl's father have one set up I don't know whether she knows or not Today morning they've eloped from the house Oh God! But people said someone saw them and brought here back God only have brought you here We will go from here She is a poor girl Her father and mom did wrong thing What has she done for that? I will give it to her and come What happen

ed dear? I don't know Chest pain - What happened brother in law? - Oh God! This is marriage hall Don't call all of them by your shouting I've some pain in my chest I have told already This is swine fever! This is not that - Then? - It is irritation and shivering! But you are not shivering - What do you call for it then? - Yes, he got shivering Come, let's go to hospital Ok, we will go We will eat the food and go - Good chicken with big pieces - Go Why has he got pain all of sudden? One chicken Y

ou can cheat a few for all the time You can cheat every one for a while But we won't able to cheat all, all the time Keep quiet If a bad man comes in a group of good men the bad will not become good But good man also become bad man Like mixing poison in the milk Stop it and go We don't want your philosophy What philosophy? Why don't you show this anger to your wife? Having a own office have benefits like this You can come back here if driven away I think I will kill you You keep quiet Will you k

ill me? You can only speak You won't bite You have no teeth Sit there If I tell the truth, I feel very bad to see your situation Wife will endure even her husband do murder or robbing But she wouldn't endure the betrayal A man's wife has told to me I know that you were trapped You have to save your selves You have to join the wives, isn't it? - I will tell you an idea - No I've not finished yet If you don't want, reject that Then, tell me A wife likes one matter When she comes to know the bad ch

aracter of friend's husband If you have doubt you ask to someone's wife You have to do one thing Brother-in-law Why do you bark away? Brother-in-law! You have to go to John's wife's home - Then? - Then You have to tell her that her husband is good man and that her brother is bad, that is you Bad? That means cheat, betrayal that is bad thing Though your wife drove you away you want to find out the mistake in others' language Yes, tell me the matter Similarly, John have to go to your home... ...an

d he has to tell her great about you You have to tell her that you are bad Not necessary to tell It's ok...Tell to her Wife will be happy if someone's husband... ...tell about her husband After Krishnendhu, and Cherina's minds have changed Let both of them make understand his wife How is my idea? Superb! Thanks Henceforth I won't be able to go to bathroom! Two persons are waiting outside to meet you They may be Theepanthal admirers There is no place to hit me Ask them to go and come after 7 mont

hs What happened? I gave a idea those who have gone out Don't you hear? An idea can change your life Get down slowly. What are you staring at? -Where am I? -In your house! -Do you call it a house? -Son! Come in. -She is calling you! -She is calling only you! Yes, I am Jeevan! Sivan Kutty! Take the bags and keep inside. They knew my name! Don't they know that my hand is not well? How will I take the bags? -Brother! What are you doing here? -Me..! Sivan Kutty! Keep the bags inside. -Come! -Sivan K

utty is the name of all beggars in the world. -Come. -In your absence, the house was very quiet and sleepy. Why don't you try to wake it up? Do you travel in the house walking or in an auto? Sit down son! I'll bring you something to drink! I would like some brandy but how am I going to tell it? Very cozy! Vijay..! You be here with him! Give him his medicines at the correct time! -Understood? -I'll be with him! Shall I go then? Is this an English medium school? It is dangerous to stay here for lo

ng! -What son? -Nothing.. -It's not needed. -Have it son! -It is very cold. I don't need it. -Never mind it -It all started. -Take care! I have to drink it all before he starts his English. -Go and take rest. -Ok! Come sir. Not this way this way. I'll go in the front. Come..! Is it Thamarasseri tunnel? How far have you studied? 8th standard! You know that well. You have to be like this! Don't move your body. Come. How many kilometers to reach our room? Tell me. -This is the first time I enter th

is room after you left this place. -Me too! This room is in a filthy state! You be here. I'll make it ready for you. Who has put all these in this room? This room is very nice! Now I know why they’ve brought me here. Now I know what is going on! Uncle! This is the real lottery I have won. When sir left here, your wife was pregnant, right? She has delivered a child. Nobody here knows it. You filthy guy! You have fled here after making a girl pregnant. Should I have to take care of the girl and ch

ild? I will see to it. What you said is right. It has happened in a minute. As it is not known to anyone shall we not give some money and close the case? Sir has told that when our Nancy dog deliver.. ..we have to bring up the kittens being a good breed without telling anyone. I told so but I forgot it. You cheat! English again! -Who is this incarnation? -Ranjini! Ranjini! Mahendran sir's daughter. -She has come from Bangalore only today. -That's right! Why have you stopped there itself? Come. H

ow long since we have met together? Was it a bit overact? She might think that I am crazy! What happened? Come. What a man are you? Where have you gone all these days? You could tell me if anything wrong is there with me. Jeevan! Have you spoiled her too? I was trying to forget all that! Were you not happy that our marriage.. ..-was fixed by uncle and dad? -That's why he has left this place. -People who’re jealous say that. -So, you like me, right? Has it become wrong? She started again. It is b

etter to escape from here. A ring! Put it fast. Do you have only a ring? Don't you have a waist band or chain? I could pay back my debt of Dasappan! Is your love so little? I expected a ring bigger and heavier than this. -I am happy now. -Me too. Shall I take leave? Dasappan! This is for you! It is very comfortable lying in this cot after being used to an old cot. How jerky it is! Jeeva..! I need a lot of money to reach my village! So, you don't come here for sometime. I will have to act as Jeev

an and make some money to pay back my debts! I'll get my Meenakshi only then! Jeevan ! Where are you now? -Take the bottle. -Take it. -Let it go on! -Pint? -Not this, it is the oil bottle. -It was my mistake! -What a filthy oil it is. -Pour it. Make it fast. Enough! Doctor! Like this. Like this, right? -Press it tight. I have treated many people who became insane by falling in the water. This is the first time I am treating a guy like this. -This is the first time he fell in water. -That's why.

It will take sometime to get him ready. You can take your own time. No problem even if he’s not ready. Uncle! Dad is calling you! -You.. -Do you mean this? They are not sincere to this poor guy. Will you pour oil in to my hand? Pour it fast. I'll go and take my bath. You do it to him until then. Tell me when he is unconscious! This is how you could learn it. I have not learned it. Repeat this. Goddess!