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Surf ninjas (1993) Français film complet

Deux Californiens (Ernie Reyes Jr., Nicolas Cowan) mordus du surf découvrent qu'ils sont les princes d'une île en mer de Chine.

KCB Le Youpi

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CE. NOT YOU. GOOD THINKING, O PATCHED ONE. PRINCES. FOR DECOYS. WELL, YOU JUST DO THE BEST YOU CAN. ? EW, I'D GIVE UP THE THRON THEN ONE DAY, OF CROWN PRINCE AD-HAMHE BIRH OF WHOM CE YOW-NI, NG AA AAH! [GUNSHOTS] I WAS HEAD OF THE IMPERIAL GUARD. AS ANY COST. HYAH! HYAH! AAH! TO THE PALACE D THAT ON YOW-NI'S 16th BTHCEND THE THRONE, [CRYING] [ELEPHANT TRUMPETS] UHH! AAH! [ELEPHANT TRUMPETS] WHO TH.RE WILYAT .KE YO, N TU.,CO[GMAGW AS. A O EC..USATIE YSWROPHUSANIRED H! LISTEN, ALL I KNOW
ON THE FOOD HUT. ER? SOME GUYS ARE PROBABLY LEANING ON YOUR OLD MAN. HE'S PROBABLY CHILLED OUT SOMEWHERE GOOD NIGHT, FELLAS. KI YOU KNOW... MY DAD ISN'T CHILLING OUT SOMEPLACE. I GUESS YOU'RE RIGHT, KID. ALL RIGHT, NOW YOU KIDS GET IN HERE NT] THAT NO LONGER WORKS.E GET OUT OF HERE. COME ON, LET'S GO. I DON'T WANT ANYTHINGIN KIDS. G KIND OF... D. FREAKED. AND ITNY DON'T FORGET. I'M THE KING. 'T MISS UNDERNEATH THE BED. A WHOLE SK IGGY, YOU CAN'T BE THE KING OF PATUSAN. YOU'RE NOT ASIAN. WHERE'S
SHINOBI? WHAT A COOL GAME. [LAUGHING] AAH! WEARS A PATCH,K, I'M 11 YEARS OLD. ZATCH! AAH! AAH! HEY, NOT THAT WAY! BROTHER. TH LEFT THE GAS ON.ONG JOHN SILVE OH! THAT WAS OUR HOME. NOW YOU HAVE NO CHOICE BUT TO COME WITH ME. Y. OFF MY BROTHER!HANDS BE STILL, YOUR HIGHNESSES. D YOU KEEP HIM TO AMUSE YOU, YES? WE CAN'T JUST LEAVE HIM. THOSE GUYS SAW HIM WITH US. MUCH FOR ME. BED OF NAILS FOR PRISONER LEE. ALL THE TIME. ISNI HING TO STAY THAT WAY. [TELEPHONE RINGS] NOW, YOUR NA, ZATCH! KILL THE
M. HOLD THEM! YES, KILL THEM! THE BOYS ARE ALIVE. I CAN FEEL IT. YOUR HIGHNESSES WILL BE SAFE HERE. THIS WAY, YOUR HIGHNESS. TROUBLE? HA! TROUBLE DOES NOT WORRY ME. HUSBAND. ? A HUSBE- [APPLAUSE] AND NOW FOR YOUR HIGHNESS AND FOR ALL OF US, AS YOU MEE PICK UP THE PACE. OU WILL BE MA. JUST THE DECOY,HNNY'S ] LATER. HER IT'S THEM! IT WOULD BE GREAT IF YOU RAN LIKE A MOTHER [YELLING IN PATUSANI] AAH! AAH! LET'S SEE... FISH...LOBSTER... OCTOPUS! YES! JOHNNY! AAH! OW! AAH! AAAH! I BEAT MY BEST SCORE.
SERIOUSLY, DON'T THANK ME. IT WAS INCREDIBLE. HENG NEAR. IF HE'S A GREAT WARRIOR, YO O BATTLE REALLY? YOU'RE WEARING A DRESS! OF THE REVOLUTION. HOW ABOUT AUNT IGGY? YOU DIECYOU? GET ON THE BOAT! HURRY! JOHN37. COME HERE! STOP RIGHT HERE. LET'S GET OUT OF HERE QUICKLY. LITTLE MAN. YOU! COME ON! YOU'LL NEV OH, YEAH, THIS IS DEFINITELY ME. MY CONFIDENCE. [VOMITS] LOOK, THERE IT IS. TO SEE THE COAST OF PATUSAN.BE ABLE T! MY COUNTRY! UH, PARDON ME. YOU SEE-- I HAD A KEY. WHERE? WE SEARCHED YOU. I S
WALLOWED IT LAST TUESDAY. I DON'T WANT TO STOP YOU. THAT GOING WITH YOU GUYS... WHY DID YOU DO THAT? OR WE'RE DEAD. PYTHONS, AN THE DANGEROUS WORLD WE CHOOSE... ♪ WHILE IN PATUSAN, GUESTS OF THE REVOLUTION STAY AT THE MEE GROB HILTON.THAT07. TO THE CAVES OF KWANTZU. OHENT TO A CUTIVES." ATELY, THEY COULD NOT CUT IT DOWN. CAN'T WE SHUT THIS CHATTERING MONKEY UP? T HIM, THREE GUESSES. YOU AN WOU? OF KING. HEY! WHOA! COOL! KNT? AAH! HEY, I FOUND WALDO! SERIOUSLY, THREE YEARS AGO, NEVER CAME OUT. HA
PPENED TO HIM. NOBODYT IN CON 4,000 YEARS... KWANTZU! HAH! YAH! WHAT IS IT WITH YOU-- AAH! HOLD ON! HOLD ON! COULD WE STOP THIS? I DON'T KNOW IF YOU'VE NOTICED, AN EMOTIONAL TRAUMA. OF A DEEP-SEATED AAH! HYAH! WITHIN YOU.RRIOR SPIRIT'S YOU'RE NOT GETTING IT THROUGH YOUR HEAD. FIGHT YOU. AT ME ONE MORE TIME, [CHOIR SINGING BEETHOVEN'S ODE TO JOY] HYAH! OURSELVES. SONS WHAT IF SOMEBODY FELL? OOF! AAH! [ADAM] OH, WIPE OUT! DROP THE PIECE, PUNK. ♪ I'M HOT, READY OR NOT ♪ ♪ YOU KNOW I'M COMIN' ♪ KIDS
--THEY JUST DON'T WEIGH THE RISKS. NO. E COMES TROUBLE ♪ STYLIN'? HEY-HEY-HEY! S GO! COME ON! COME ON! HYAH! LET ME GO! I'M ON A ROLL! ADAM, YOU'RE DRIVING! COME ON! GO! GO! GO! SERIOUSLY, THERE'S DYNAMITE HERE. LOVE OF KWANTZU! LIGHT IT FIRST! I GOT SOMETHING. I KNOW I SHOULD QUIT. O.K., BABY! YEAH! [SPEAKING PATUSANI] BOW WORTHY OF ? KWANTZU! KWANTZU! KWANTZU! OOH! UH! MY PEOPLE, ERYOU KNOW THIS SONG. HEY, NO OBLEM! I'LL TELL HIM, AND-- BUT, JOHNNY, LISTEN. YEAH, THEY MUST BE EXPECTING AN ATTA
CK. CHECK OUT ALL THE GUNS. THEY'RE ALL POINTING RIGHT AT US. THE OTHER SIDE OF THE ISLAND? UT T PAST, AND THE ONLY SHIP WE HAD, I SUNK. IT ALWAYS HAS BEEN. PO WIT'S. NOW TE M USE YOUR ARMS. THEY'RE AM. GOOD. . ALL RIGHT. YOU GUYS READY TO CHECK OUT THE WAVES? NEVER SURFED A DAY IN YOUR LIFE? THE ABILITY'S WITHIN YOU, AT IF I COULD? KWANTZU, DUDES! KWANTZU, DUDES! ♪ HOLD ON, THIS DEVIL TAKES ITS TOLL ♪ ♪ FROM NOW ON ♪ ♪ I CAN'T UNTIE THESE HANDS OF FATE ♪ ♪ FROM NOW ON ♪ ♪ FROM NOW ON ♪ I SURFED
! ♪ FOR SURE, THE TIME HAS COME ♪ ON MY SHOES ♪ GET MAN RACE ♪ ♪ THE DEVIL TAKES ITS TOLL ♪ ♪ OH, YA GOT TO DIG DOWN DEEP ♪ DEAD ♪ ♪ FROM THEIR SLEEP ♪ ♪ YOUE TO FIND ME ♪ ♪ I CAN'T UNTIE THESE HANDS OF FATE ♪ BIND ME♪ [YELLING] HERE, BRO, YOU'RE GOING TO NEED THIS. PARATING? YES.TH AAH! LITTLE BIT MORE FA. AAH! OW! OHH! OW! OW! AAH! OOH! OW! OH! OH! OW! ZATCH! ZATCH! IF I DON'T... OHH! YOU MUST FINISH IT. START A BAT, TO ME BEFORE.U NEVER LISD YEAH! AAH! I'M WET! TAKE THAT, METALFACE. OOH! NO!
NO! NO! WA-- HA HA HA HA! WATER! YEAH! YEAH! N.HE DECOY. ENJOY. ANY OF? I THINK THEYE U TO SAY SOMETHIN. I'VE GOT NOTHING. KWANTZU, DUDES! FREE BEER OR SOMETHING. OUR KING... I HEREBY DISSOLVE THE MONARCHY, 'CAUSE YOUR DESTINY'S TO BE FREE! EXCUSE ME ONE SECOND. AS MY FUTURE QUEEN AND I GO OFFTA.s, 'CAUSE I WAS BORN INTO ROYALTY, I'M NO DIFFERENT FROM YOU. PUT MY FACE ON A STAMP, 50-CENT PIECE, AND CALL IT A DAY. FORA ANN ♪ BAAND A-ROL♪ ♪ TAKE MY HAND ♪ ♪ ♪ BA-BA-BA-B BA-BARBARA ANN ♪ BARBARA
AN♪ ♪ BARBARA ANN ♪ ♪ TRIED MARY U,RA ANN ♪ ♪ ROCKIN' AND A-REELIN', BARBARA ANN ♪ ♪ BA-BA-BA AND A-ROLLIN' ♪ ♪ YOU GOT M' BARBARA ANN ♪ ♪ ♪ THIS IS HOW WE DO IT ♪ ♪ ♪ YEAH ♪ ♪ YEAH, YEAH ♪ ♪ D♪ ♪ WE'LL MOVE YOUR BODY ♪ DO IS START IT EAH ♪ AHH, AHH, AHH ♪ ♪ OHH, OHH, OHH ♪ ♪ OOH, OOH, OOH ♪ ♪ AHH, AHH, AHH ♪ ♪ OHH, OHH, OHH ♪ ♪ IT'S REALLY HAPPENIN' ♪ A STRAW FROM A FLOOZY ♪ACTS LE ♪ ♪ ♪ BUZZIN'! YO! I CK ♪ OOH, OOH, OOH ♪ ♪ ♪ YOU KNOW HOW WE DO IT ♪ ♪ OOH, OOH, OOH H, AHH ♪ OOH

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