>> Freddy: Fasten your seatbelt. It's going to be our bumpy night. Alive. It's alive. It's alive. >> Parker: Welcome to the Black Lincoln Collective podcast. >> Freddy: Oh, this is gonna be fun. We stay up late swapping manless stories. And in the morning, I'll make it pop. >> Parker: With your host, Archer, featuring the sultry pounds of Fred, and also Alan on the board. >> Freddy: Let's go already. >> Parker: And now let's start the damn show. Welcome. Welcome, one and all to the 131st edition
of the Black Lincoln collective podcast. And it turns out you can't eat seven bean burritos in 12 hours without consequences, Fred. So that's why we missed a week. But we're back with diaper action. We're back with Trump style diaper action, if you'll hear this or not. We are so glad you joined us, and we can't thank you enough for your support on X, Facebook, Instagram, and our TikTok, which is blowing up with videos of grown men defeating babies in basketball. You can always check us out@blcp
odcast.com and listen to us every single day on your favorite podcast platforms. But not, uh, Google, uh, podcasts, because that's gone now. Switched it to YouTube podcast. That's probably why it's gone. Fred, don't forget to like and review the show. So now welcome the guy with the face. It's Fred. >> Freddy: It's me. Yay. It's your boy, Freddie. I'm in the house, and I want to introduce the man. >> Parker: Put my pancakes on you with all. >> Freddy: The pancakes and the syrups. Alan OTB, ladie
s and gentlemen. >> Parker: Thank you, everyone, for joining. He turned his pancakes into man cakes. So, Fred, we're going to start off on what I'm going to consider maybe the worst news of the year so far. >> Freddy: Oh, man, it's just. >> Parker: No, I know, I know. It's not even March. Well, yeah, it's pretty much just march. It's March. Uh, but you know what? Even though it's march, this could be whack history, because if this goes down, this is going to ruin, um, the rest of the world for t
he rest of time. >> Freddy: Don't do it. >> Parker: Wendy's. Our dear friends at Wendy's, uh, not a sponsor, not a sponsor, are considering using a surge, uh, pricing method when it comes to their food. So in case you don't know what that is, you know how, like, an Uber. If you get an Uber at 05:00 p.m.? Right? Like surge time or 09:00 p.m. Or something like that, right? It's like, oh, well, this Uber may cost $11 during the day, but it's going to cost you $23 now because. >> Freddy: Really, I d
idn't know that. I don't take demand. Yeah, they do that. >> Parker: It's demand based pricing, right. If there's more demand, they're like, oh, it's going to cost you more to do it. >> Freddy: Right? >> Parker: Yeah. And I mean, it's economics. We get it. >> Freddy: It's capitalism. >> Parker: But Wendy's is considering doing that with their food. So surge pricing is really. It's the same supply and demand principles. Everybody else, this one's working against us. For instance, you pay more for
electricity during peak hours for a parking spot when there's a sporting event. And of course, like I said, uber is surge pricing. >> Freddy: I didn't know electricity had peak. >> Parker: Yeah, peak hours, dude. Like six, uh, to eight or something like that. You pay more? >> Freddy: Oh, yes. >> Parker: They won't tell you that. >> Freddy: Yeah, no shit. They didn't tell me that. >> Parker: Right, Fred, tomorrow night, 06:00 everybody goes off. You can stay at 20 minutes. >> Freddy: Why? The ol
d man used to be like that. >> Parker: Uh oh, yeah. You're killing us. >> Freddy: Yeah, that's true. That's bullshit. >> Parker: It's bullshit. So more fast food joints, restaurant chains and brick and mortars are trying to use technology to tap into real time trends and adjust prices, sometimes within seconds. Apparently, uh, it's a proposition big businesses are using to dramatically increase revenue with slight pricing changes. So Wendy's said it would fluctuate the price of chicken nuggets o
r Frosty's on demand. >> Freddy: They go have fucking size out like a gas station. >> Parker: Yeah, they're going to have. Well, because it's all digital. >> Freddy: Yeah. >> Parker: So you could pull up, you and I could go in back to back and you could get a biggie box or whatever for $5. I pull up and it's 550, which doesn't seem like it's that big a deal. Yeah, but is that going to be when you go to the store or when you're ordering online, getting it delivered? >> Freddy: Well, they're going
to put that all the way around. >> Parker: According to, uh, Wendy's spokesman, beginning as early as 2025, we will begin testing more enhanced features like dynamic pricing and day part offerings, along with AI enabled menu changes and suggestive selling. As we continue to show the benefit of this technology in our company operated restaurants, franchisees interest in digital menu boards should increase, further supporting sales and profit growing across the system. And then a lot of people, o
bviously on social media are super pissed. >> Freddy: Profit sales and profit never employee wages. >> Parker: I'm telling you. >> Freddy: No, they'll never do it for employee wages. >> Parker: No. Uh, you know what? But at least they're honest about it and saying, hey, dude, we want the money. >> Freddy: That's a spit in the face right there. Brazen to be like, we are only doing this for our profit, right? >> Parker: We want more money. >> Freddy: We want more money from you. So during peak tim
es, we're going to jack the prices up. And you know what? People will still fucking. Exactly. And it's going to work. And it's going to spread to McDonald's burger. Everybody's going to fucking do it. You know what? Everybody will complain about it. Everybody will complain about it, but you're still going to go fucking eat there. And that's the fucking bad part about it. I said this shit back when they started filling the potato chip bags full of fucking air. >> Parker: That's nitrogen. >> Fredd
y: Everybody fucking complains about it. But you don't stop buying them. >> Parker: The reason they put nitrogen in there is so that they don't. Because if they put regular air in there, they would go stale. If you put nitrogen in there, it. >> Freddy: Won'T build the shit up with fucking chips. >> Parker: Well, the other thing. >> Freddy: And put some nitrogen in there. >> Parker: The other thing. And now, listen, I will not defend Wendy's, but I will defend Utzz, all right? >> Freddy: Uh, no p
otato chip company. If you sell in bags of potato chips that are half full. >> Parker: But they do it by shit. I agree. I don't disagree. >> Freddy: That still didn't make a smaller bag. >> Parker: But the whole thing is, don't be. >> Freddy: Like this smaller bag. >> Parker: If you have a smaller bag with less air in it, less nitrogen in it, then the chips are more likely to get crushed. I'm just saying. Dave, you can't win. >> Freddy: Stop making up good points. I know, right? How dare you? >>
Parker: How dare you use facts to influence us? Well, no, but I agree that the whole idea of this is trash. >> Freddy: Yeah. >> Parker: And they've already started doing this because. And this is, by the way, I don't think Alan put the graphic up, but this is Parker's food shits, by the way. Now you say it. Well, I've said it from the said. Uh, no, you said it was bad news. I started the show with food talk. I started, welcome to Parker's food shits. >> Freddy: It's food talk with the. >> Parke
r: Yeah, because you didn't even do the. >> Freddy: Food talk, singing or nothing. >> Parker: I don't ever sing about sadness. Hello, darkness, my old friend. I'm not your friend. No nuggets for me again. So it's just nuggets and frosty. >> Freddy: It ain't the. >> Parker: No, it's going to be everything. It's going to be everything. It's going to be burgers. >> Freddy: It's going to be the venue across the board. >> Parker: So what they've already started doing at, uh, your friends, like McDona
ld's, Alan, like you mentioned, is they have jacked up their prices, uh, in the store. So, like, nowadays, you go to, let's say you go to get a Big Mac meal, right? Number one combo. Everybody loves it. >> Freddy: It's great. >> Parker: Ten to $12. So what they do is, the reason they do that is because now they say, oh, download our app and you'll get discounts, right? So, uh, the only way you can go to anywhere is to download their app. And, like, McDonald's, for instance, offers a 20% every da
y. >> Freddy: They make a money off the app by selling your information, right? >> Parker: So they sell your information, then they give you not the right food, and then it's just okay with them. They don't care. >> Freddy: See, that's, uh, kind of like, I. >> Parker: Don'T go to McDonald's. >> Freddy: I haven't been to McDonald's since after. >> Parker: Covid, when they raised the prices. >> Freddy: Stop bragging. I'm like, I'm not going to spend $10 on a big Mac. >> Parker: I just can't do it.
>> Freddy: Somebody posted, like, I've got a Qt a menu from, like, Burger King in 94. 350. Um, I'm not paying $10 for cardboard. Yeah, man, the product is terrible. Yeah. >> Parker: I mean, Wendy's makes a good product. Wendy's is probably the best. >> Freddy: It's a lot about the people who work there, too, because there are certain fast, uh, food joints I will not go to because I know the people there are shit. You know what I'm saying? >> Parker: You can just say Popeyes. >> Freddy: No, it's
not even Popeyes. It's a McDonald's. It's a McDonald's. It's a McDonald's. Matter of fact, I'll blast them out because nobody listens. But the McDonald's. On August, McDonald's is going to listen. >> Parker: Augusta Road, the one on. >> Freddy: Um. Yeah, the one on Lawrence Road is terrible. >> Parker: That's right. Ultra local. We hate you. And yet I'll probably be there tomorrow morning to get an egg McMuffin. An egg McMuffin is a great breakfast. >> Freddy: But it's going to be cold. >> Park
er: Yeah, it's going to be cold. That's fine. I'm used to that. I'm expecting that if I get it for 20% off then I'm good. I had to go to chickfila. See, that's the problem. Chickfila is like the opposite of McDonald's, where they're like, look, we raised our prices, and, yes, we do have an app, but there will be no discount. >> Freddy: Uh, the service is tremendous. >> Parker: Sure. >> Freddy: I mean, the product is fast. >> Parker: It's not as fast as you think it is, though. I think it's not a
s fast because it's so busy all the time. >> Freddy: If you go peak times, man, you're in and out under ten minutes. You're out. >> Parker: Not the one by my house. >> Freddy: And you get food, right? Food. >> Parker: You get your order, right? >> Freddy: They do. You get good food. >> Parker: McDonald's is just. >> Freddy: And one reason behind that, though, is because the menu is so simple. >> Parker: Yeah, right. >> Freddy: They don't have a lot of things. You know what I'm saying? >> Parker:
I don't know, man. If I got my wife on here, she would tell you that she keeps getting the salad over and over, and they keep forgetting the pepitas and the tortilla strips. She gets mad, too. She was like, they just gave me. It's just lettuce and fucking chicken. Where's all the other know, the other restaurant? They raised up their prices, but it's still good. Is Zaxby's. >> Freddy: Yeah, Zaxby's is great. I don't really like their chicken, but. >> Parker: I don't really care for their chicke
n. >> Freddy: When I do go, I get what I want, and it's okay. I love the salads, though. >> Parker: They. >> Freddy: Salads? >> Parker: Yeah, their salads are good salad. >> Freddy: Yeah. >> Parker: But still, for me, the Qt is the best. For $4, I get a sandwich at Qt with a drink. >> Freddy: Yeah. Did you know they have, uh. This is what people have safe rooms in each QT? Yeah. >> Parker: It's a safe space. They say it's a safe space. >> Freddy: I thought it was a safe space because they had al
l the cameras out there. But, like, no, if you want to. >> Parker: Do, like, let's say you're doing a deal. Let's say you get on Craigslist, uh, or whatever. I want to buy this stereo from you. They're like, oh, just meet us here at the Qt, and Derek and little Terry will be there to guard your shit, make sure you're. >> Freddy: Abusive relationships. They have a room. They have an actual room that you can go there. Ah. And they won't tell anybody that. Call the police or whatever. >> Parker: Th
at's good. >> Freddy: Yeah. I didn't know that about QT. >> Parker: No, Qt is awesome. >> Freddy: Yeah. >> Parker: QT. That's why we love for them to sponsor our show and they never will. That would be awesome if they did. They never. >> Freddy: Yeah, give me all the free, uh, barbecue burritos you got. >> Parker: Yeah, all the free pork is so good. They're brisket, man. They're brisket burritos. >> Freddy: Like, how do you do that from a gas station, man? >> Parker: Have you ever been to Bucky'
s, though, right? >> Freddy: Yeah. Now that is insane. >> Parker: That's like a freaking Walmart on wheels. >> Freddy: Yeah, it really is. >> Parker: You've been to a bucky's, Alan? No, I haven't been to a bucky's yet. Oh, man, you're missing out. It's just for cars, right? There's no trucks. >> Freddy: Yeah, no trucks. >> Parker: You can do like a pickup truck, but no truck to trailer trucks. >> Freddy: 18 wheelers. >> Parker: They don't have any space for that shit. >> Freddy: Uh uh. And it's
crazy. Like the one. It's a map. Alabama. It's crazy. >> Parker: A retail shop. >> Freddy: The gas pumps are as wide as Walmart parking lot. And they had two roads. Yeah, they had two. Then it stretches out and, Alan, you. >> Parker: Go in and it's like half of it is food. It's like a fucking Walmart for real. >> Freddy: It's like, at least half of it. >> Parker: Is like 20 pumps. Oh, yeah, at least 100 pumps. >> Freddy: Yeah, at least 100 pumps. >> Parker: Which is. That's a lot of pumps. >> Fr
eddy: That's a lot of pumps. >> Parker: In my experience, after two, my legs get weak. But half of it is like a restaurant with all this crazy stuff. And half of it is like, oh, you need a shirt. You need some. >> Freddy: You need something with buckies on it. >> Parker: Yeah, anything you can think of with buckies on it. >> Freddy: We got it. They was a barbecue grill with. >> Parker: Damn. The one I went to, Alan, they had a damn old timey pickup truck sitting in the middle of the store. >> Fr
eddy: Covered in shit with a giant bucky. Yeah. >> Parker: I was like, what does this antique pickup truck do it here? And they're like, uh. Fucking beaver couldn't make it to the pumps. >> Freddy: That beaver is everywhere. >> Parker: They love that beaver, man. >> Freddy: Yeah. Who doesn't? >> Parker: That's why they have so many pumps, because they love the beaver. >> Freddy: There's a big fat beaver, too. >> Parker: The only kind that. Fred's favorite kind. Uh, yeah, dad. It's crazy, dude. L
ike I said. >> Freddy: But I love it. I go in there and, uh, I spend money. >> Parker: Yeah, it's hard not to spend money. >> Freddy: Yeah, it's hard not to spend money. >> Parker: Uh, it's very loud. >> Freddy: Brisket sandwiches. They got brisket sandwiches. >> Parker: They make peanuts with, like, covered in candy. Like candied peanuts. They make them fresh. Right there. >> Freddy: They got all the jerky. >> Parker: Fudge. Jerky, yeah. Uh, you name it. They have a whole wall of jerky, Allen.
>> Freddy: Yeah. >> Parker: High as the wall. I can see. They got beaver and jerky. And you need, like, swimsuits. They got 17 different kinds. >> Freddy: They got it all, man. I'm, um, telling you, buckies. That buckies, they do it. They spreading too, man. >> Parker: It's true. That beaver talking about building one up here. >> Freddy: Yeah, they should. Yeah. >> Parker: Uh, that beaver is kind of my spirit animal, if I'm being honest. >> Freddy: I remember he's a happy beaver. >> Parker: Yeah
. >> Freddy: He's got the hat on. He's like. Yeah. >> Parker: He's living his life. He's living his best life. He could live in a bucky. They never see him. >> Freddy: We were going to Florida. You're on the highway, man. That's all you see. You're 200 miles from the place, right. And it's like, Bucky's 200 miles. >> Parker: Yeah. >> Freddy: They have a son in hand. And then, like, Bucky's 175 miles. Bucky's 150 miles. And we were going down, and I was riding with my father in law. My wife was w
ith her m mom in the car ahead of me. And there was one that said, uh, you'll enjoy our beaver nuts. >> Parker: Yeah. Beaver nuts. >> Freddy: Yeah. I didn't read it out loud. My father in law didn't read it out loud. But we looked at each other, and we just fucking busted out. We both knew what we were laughing at, and we just died laughing, man. We were like, uh, uh. I bet my daughter, her mom didn't even understand. >> Parker: They probably both were like, they didn't get it. I heard they have
a lot of. >> Freddy: Beaver nuts at the buckies. >> Parker: I heard their nuts are really good. Right. The beaver nuts are like, the sweetest things under the sun. By the way, did you get any of those? >> Freddy: No. I did. I did get the, uh, candy coated, uh, cashews. >> Parker: Yeah. >> Freddy: I love cashews. >> Parker: Uh. Damn it. The kids keep telling me a joke about cashews, and now I can't remember. >> Freddy: Have you ever seen a cashew? How they grow? How they grow? >> Parker: Yes. In
side, like a thing? >> Freddy: Fuck, yeah. I thought it was like a nut. Like a peanut. No. That shit is weird, man. >> Parker: Yeah. Knock, knock. >> Freddy: Who's there? >> Parker: Cash. >> Freddy: Cashew? >> Parker: No, thanks. I prefer peanuts. They tell me that joke every week, and every time it makes me laugh, because they'll just be like, I prefer peanuts. Okay. He says it's so fast because he's so ready to. Can't hold back on the timing, you know what I mean? It's good stuff. Yeah, no, ca
sh are crazy. >> Freddy: My kids will do this one. He's like. They'll say, uh, what's your name? Daddy. What's this? >> Parker: Oh, yeah. >> Freddy: What's in my hand? >> Parker: Yeah. >> Freddy: Nothing. Daddy knows nothing. >> Parker: I will punch you like daddy knows where you sleep. >> Freddy: You want my respect and love, you better come up with some better jokes. >> Parker: Daddy controls how much food is in this house. >> Freddy: Yeah. >> Parker: Even if your mommy buys it. >> Freddy: I d
on't know nothing. I don't know nothing. >> Parker: Eat it all, man. >> Freddy: I show you what I fucking know. >> Parker: I begged your mom how you like that's. You took it personal. You made it personal. >> Freddy: Yeah, you made it personal. >> Parker: It's about to get real personal. I guess those are the newer ones because when my kids were young, it was like, look in your shirt and spell attic backwards. >> Freddy: Yeah. >> Parker: Wait, what? No, it was look in your shirt and spell attic.
>> Freddy: Yeah. >> Parker: Huh? I don't want to do it. >> Freddy: Look in your shirt. >> Parker: At T-I-C. >> Freddy: Uh. >> Parker: What a burn. >> Freddy: Another one was, uh. Hey, man, spell I cup. >> Parker: Oh, I remember that. Yeah. Because every time you go to the bathroom, you're like, dad, check this out. >> Freddy: Yeah. Uh. >> Parker: I don't want to make this, like, a gross kid show, but, like, gross kids. Well, yeah, because yesterday was yelling at me because they named me toilet
paper. And I think he pranked me because there was toilet paper in the. >> Freddy: Oh, no. >> Parker: But, dude, I came around that corner with the toilet paper, and it hit me like a ton. I almost barfed. He had stinkiest poop. That's why I told him, dude, this is, like, a top ten poop of the year right here. >> Freddy: And it's only march. I know. >> Parker: That's what I'm saying, dude. It's only march. But it's like, here we go. Uh, it's already happening because all the girl scout cookies,
man. >> Freddy: Uh, I hadn't found them yet. >> Parker: Oh, how many you need? I got them all, baby. My daughter's. Ah, girl scout girl. If you need girl scout cookies, tweet the show and I will let you get girl scout. >> Freddy: I love girl scout cookies. >> Parker: What's your favorite one? Let's go. >> Freddy: No, um, the minty ones? >> Parker: No, I like them mints. >> Freddy: Is it the peanut butter ones? >> Parker: Peanut butter is in the middle, chocolate on the outside. >> Freddy: Yeah.
And then peanut butter. >> Parker: Tag alongs. >> Freddy: Yeah, tag along, man. I'll, uh, tag all the way. >> Parker: Yeah, we had two boxes of those, and then magically one of the boxes disappeared, and it wasn't. Hold on. Because normally I would say it magically disappeared in my direction, clearly delicious. But in this case, it did not magically disappear in my direction. It magically disappeared into my son's room, where it was never seen again. Now, the boxes of samoas that I got magic ma
y have, ah, magically disappeared in my direction. And the thin mints are, like, the greatest thing. I don't even, like freezer, though. >> Freddy: The lemon. The lemon. >> Parker: Lemon ups eat that, drink a glass of cold water. >> Freddy: Where does that money go? >> Parker: So, interestingly enough, it's a scam. It's a total scam. So, like I said, I know this because thankfully, my wife has been dealing with all this Girl scout stuff. So basically, they ask every Girl scout to sell 400 boxes
of cookies, right? 400 for $5 each. So $2,000. >> Freddy: Yeah. >> Parker: If they sell $2,000 worth of cookies, they will give $200 to their troop or whatever. >> Freddy: Uh, 10%. That's 10% I ain't never heard of. Isn't that a scam? Dude, that's a pit move. What are you, uh, put the holes on. >> Parker: Yeah, that's exactly what they're doing. >> Freddy: I give you a difference. >> Parker: Well, and what's crazy is my daughter was like, yeah, I'll do whatever. Go sell them or whatever. And so
they're like, all right, well, you need to be at, uh, this address from this time to this time, also. They give you a corner to work. And I was like, well, I said, I said, well, hey, I got a guy, a budy of mine. >> Freddy: Do they provide protection? >> Parker: Yeah, they do. A buddy of mine, they come out, the scout master comes around every hour and takes the money. >> Freddy: No, he doesn't. >> Parker: He's like, this is feeling a little light. >> Freddy: No, he does not. >> Parker: It's actu
ally worse than that. It's actually way worse than that. Because, Fred, get this. So, uh, they had a meeting tonight. I'm not going to give out the troop number. They had a meeting tonight. And my wife was, like, texting me during the meeting. And this is like a virtual meeting, right? And she's like, oh, we're in trouble. And I was like, what happened? What happened? And she's like, they're taking out. So there's, like, an account they have to put all the money in. I guess every troop has, like
, a bank account, right? >> Freddy: Mhm. >> Parker: And she's like, the troop leader, which is a lady, said that they're going to take out $6,453 tomorrow from the account. Right. And I was like, okay, that's fine. Only problem is there's only $2,000 in there right now. When you see girl scouts out there selling cookies. >> Freddy: Yeah. >> Parker: They bought those cookies and they're selling them. >> Freddy: Yeah. >> Parker: They don't give them to you and then you sell them. You have to buy t
hem to sell. >> Freddy: Yeah, it's not, uh, front. >> Parker: So apparently they bought a bunch of cookies and no one's put money in for the cookies that they've been selling. >> Freddy: Okay. >> Parker: And so it's scheming, like, dude, she's like, what's going to happen? I was like, are the Girl scouts going to break your legs? >> Freddy: What happens if you don't have the money? Girl scouts better have my money. Fleet or snow. >> Parker: Yeah. I don't know, but no. And I was like, well, what'
s going to happen? She's like, I don't know, but they're real worried about it. Do we owe any Girl scout money? She's like, yeah, $6,400. >> Freddy: How do you think I got this fur coat? >> Parker: How you do think we make next year's cookies, bitches? Yeah, no, it's a scam, dude. For real. I feel bad. >> Freddy: I saw, uh, a couple of years ago, like, uh, was it Audi's? Audi Aldi. Yeah, Aldi's. They had got like a, uh, they had got all these Girl scout cookies. >> Parker: No, uh, what was the n
ame of that place? >> Freddy: What was that place? >> Parker: Yeah, I remember because I went and it was like this. I'm not even kidding. >> Freddy: They were authentic. Girl scout. >> Parker: Yeah, it was one of these off brand. It was like a dollar general, but it was save a ton or save a lot. >> Freddy: Yeah, something like that. >> Parker: They had gotten a shipment of various girl scout, like, cases of girl scout. >> Freddy: And they came and got them. >> Parker: So they put them online and
said, hey, we have cases of this year's, these girl scout cookies, samoa, blah, blah, blah, blah. And it was $5 a case. >> Freddy: Was it a case? >> Parker: $5 a case, which is like, twelve boxes of $60 worth of cookies. That was on a Saturday that they posted this. By Monday, the people from the girl scouts had come and seized all the cookies. >> Freddy: Yeah. Uh, uh. >> Parker: And taken them back and, like, you can't sell these anymore. Oh, dude. >> Freddy: Violation. >> Parker: People were
freaking out because, I mean, dude, people were freaking out, like, going to the store and buying all these. >> Freddy: Damn cookies as fast. If I'd have known I knew about it afterwards. You know what I'm saying? But, yeah, because that's a come up. >> Parker: Yeah. >> Freddy: If you buy in, if they sell them for $5 a box, and you buying a case for $5. You know what I'm m saying? Right? >> Parker: You can go sell those on the street. >> Freddy: Come on. >> Parker: That's the thing. >> Freddy: U
h, I'm going to set up one. >> Parker: Door down from the girl scouts and be like, $3 a box. Let's go, baby. >> Freddy: I'm going to go to, like, t boo and get a girl scout outfit. She going to have all the badges. >> Parker: She's the greatest girl scout of all time. That'd be so funny, though. I can totally. Young woman scouts. >> Freddy: What is like every time they use the Girl scouts on a tv show? Be like, wilderness scouts. >> Parker: I love it. I think we should do that. >> Freddy: It's c
razy, man. >> Parker: Like I said, the whole thing is this game. It's so funny, though. >> Freddy: That's crazy. >> Parker: But I told you guys about what they did for the Christmas parade, right? No, it was very. Okay, don't listen to this, Penny. But you're going to probably. So the Girl scouts theme this year for the Christmas parade was Christmas time in Harlem, Queens. Right? >> Freddy: That is the same thing that we did. >> Parker: That's what I told, however, which is great. But my daught
er, and I'm trying to say this in the nice way I can. >> Freddy: Uh. >> Parker: My daughter is very much in the minority of the type of people that are in her troop, which is not a bad thing. I love it. >> Freddy: Say half her troop is black. >> Parker: No, half of the troop is not female. There is one person who isn't black in her troop, and it's her. And I think it's fucking awesome. It's great because there's no pretense. You know what I'm saying? That's the best part. And this is why I don't
understand how people can be racist, because hanging out with african american people and black people is so much more fun than hanging out with the white people when you're invited to the cookout. >> Freddy: Fucking race trader. >> Parker: I'll say it right now. No, because there's no pretense. Uh, because if they decide to go on a fucking four hour hike and an hour in, they're like, we're tired. Fuck this. No one's like, well, we really should get this hiking, or we're not going to be able to
get our badges. Johnson. No one ever like, let's go back. Fuck it. >> Freddy: Y'all done? I'm done. Yeah, I'm done. Um. Yeah. >> Parker: Oh, yeah. Like, it's over. Like, okay, well, we could say we did three. >> Freddy: It's all uphill. >> Parker: Alex just put something in the chat you probably should read. I'm not saying it. It's a perfect joke, but, I mean, it is. It is a perfect time to take a quick break, come back with more of the blacklink and collective podcast. The black Lincoln collec
tive podcast will return after a word from our sponsors. Welcome back to the 131st edition of the black lean collective podcast. Fred, I'm glad you're back. We missed you during the break. And no girl scouts came and broke my legs. My tummy feels yet, thank goodness. I'm legitimately a little concerned about, uh. Oh, thank you. But our earlier talk, Fred, uh, of Bucky's and spirit animals, made me think of a little game that I'd like to play with you, Fred, and maybe Alan, if we have time. And t
hat is, what is your spirit animal, Fred? Seven questions for you, uh, and we will determine what your spirit animal is. >> Freddy: Okay. >> Parker: All right. Are you ready? >> Freddy: Yeah. >> Parker: Okay. Just to let you know, these are going to be fruity before this even starts. I'm on the first one, and it's already fruity. Okay, what, Fred, is your natural or is your favorite natural element? Is it air, earth, uh, fire, water, wood or space? Space is not an element. >> Freddy: Space is, u
m, more. I like fire. >> Parker: His answer. Okay, fire. Fred, will you please answer? Tell me how accurate these are. We'll just see how it goes. I feel at peace with myself most of the time. Very accurate. Fairly accurate. Somewhat inaccurate or very inaccurate? >> Freddy: Jesus Christ, am I trying to get a job? >> Parker: Uh, you are. >> Freddy: I feel at peace. >> Parker: At peace with myself. >> Freddy: And give me the things again. >> Parker: Very accurate. Fairly accurate, somewhat or not
somewhat? Somewhat accurate. >> Freddy: Fire. >> Parker: Somewhat inaccurate or somewhat accurate? >> Freddy: Inaccurate. >> Parker: Okay. Fairly accurate. Uh, what is do this. One through four. One being the most. Four being the least. All right. >> Freddy: Yeah. >> Parker: Okay. I tend to be more down to earth than head in the clouds. One through four. One being the most. Four being the least. >> Freddy: Three. I'm right in the middle. >> Parker: That is somewhat inaccurate. Okay. I find it v
ery easy to approach others. One being the most. Four being the least. >> Freddy: When I was younger. >> Parker: Answer the question. Answer the fucking question. Council. >> Freddy: Three. >> Parker: Inaccurate. >> Freddy: Yes. >> Parker: Okay. Now I know the answer to this one. I frequently do things without a specific schedule or plan. Yeah, that's very accurate. >> Freddy: It's very accurate. Um, I'm, um. A wing it. I wing it. >> Parker: He's a wingman. I'm a winger. We're almost halfway don
e. The typical, ordinary way feels like a betrayal of myself. >> Freddy: The typical, ordinary way. >> Parker: If they say, hey, normally this is how you take a poop you're like, well, I'll poop in the top. Called an M upper decker. Fred. >> Freddy: No, because I think most things, uh, have been, like, planned out. >> Parker: Fairly accurate. >> Freddy: Fairly accurate. I like to do. >> Parker: Oh, no, somewhat inaccurate because you say it does feel like normally you would want to do that. >> F
reddy: I wouldn't do that. Yeah, right. >> Parker: Okay. I frequently come up with ideas or solutions out of nowhere. No. >> Freddy: I'll say four. >> Parker: All right, how about this? We're halfway done. Uh, the more useful I am to others, the happier I am. >> Freddy: I'm going to get monkey or something. Uh, the more useful I am, the. >> Parker: More useful I am to others, the happier I am. How do you feel about helping people? >> Freddy: You can use me to use me. M. I don't know. Some people
is okay, but fairly accurate. >> Parker: You're happier if you help people? As long as it's not. This show. I, uh, spend a lot of time observing before I act. >> Freddy: M. Yeah, I sit back and chill. I'll watch it before it goes down. >> Parker: Fairly accurate. >> Freddy: Uh, fairly accurate. >> Parker: Sometimes you do shit impulsively. Sometimes we all do. I like to be impressive to others. >> Freddy: Nah, fuck other people. >> Parker: Uh, very inaccurate. Uh, okay, now, Alan talked about t
his earlier before the show. I am always looking for new things to experience. >> Freddy: I like to try at a truck stop. >> Parker: Fairly accurate. I'll give you fairly. I don't want to give you 100% on that. >> Freddy: Yeah. >> Parker: Okay. I live a fast paced existence. >> Freddy: I drive a fire ass car. No, not at all. >> Parker: Okay, very interesting. How would you rather spend your free time, Fred? Uh, I'd rather go outdoors and walk or hike in a park nearby. No. Building something or en
gaging in a creative activity like arts and crafts, playing, uh, video games or watching a movie, getting together with my friends and having fun going out or reading my book or website in bed or on a couch. See, if you choice. >> Freddy: I'm going to go with. Go outside because I want to play golf all the time. >> Parker: All right, so I'd rather go outside and walk or hike in a park nearby. >> Freddy: I'm, um, going to do that one. >> Parker: How about getting together with my friends and havi
ng fun going out? Because that sounds like that, too. That sounds like golf, but let's put. >> Freddy: Them together so that's like, I can't do that. Is that six? >> Parker: The spirit animals will only let me do one thing. They're very rigid. >> Freddy: All right, so I'm going to go out with my friends then. >> Parker: Uh, that's what I put. Okay. I require lots of time alone to recharge one through four. >> Freddy: I do, but I don't ever get it. >> Parker: Okay, so someone in it fairly accurat
e then, I would say, because you do. You just don't get it. >> Freddy: I don't get it. >> Parker: All right. I seek out the secret of the universe. Nah, doesn't give a shit about secrets. All right, here we go. Fred, would you like to. Okay, before I reveal your spirit animal. >> Freddy: Yes, tell me mine. >> Parker: Would you like to take a guess? And, Alan, I'll let you guess. >> Freddy: As I say. Uh, like, do I get a choice of between animals? >> Parker: Yeah, it's literally any animal. >> Fr
eddy: Any animal. >> Parker: And just guess whatever animal you think you are most closely associated with. Don't make it racist. >> Freddy: Whatever. >> Parker: M that means. I don't know what that means, but don't do it. >> Freddy: I will say I'm a kangaroo. >> Parker: Alan, would you like to place a guess on what Fred is a beaver? Think about more. Okay, I will give you this clue. It's more of an american animal. >> Freddy: The american animal? >> Parker: Beaver's american beaver might be, bu
t a kangaroo is probably. >> Freddy: No, um, I'm probably a raccoon. >> Parker: Close. You're a raccoon's natural enemy, Fred. You're a deer. You're a deer. All right, what it means to be the deer. Fred, where did you go? >> Freddy: Like nativeamerican.com? >> Parker: No, I went to spiritanimal info. >> Freddy: Brought to you by the Chickamaug tribe, our. >> Parker: Friends from spiritanimal info. So. Okay, Fred, what it means to be a deer when you have the deer as your spirit animal, you are hi
ghly sensitive and have a strong intuition. Yeah. By affinity with this animal, you have the power to deal with challenges and grace. To, uh, deal with challenges. With grace, you've mastered the art of being both determined and gentle in your approach. The dear totem. Oh, wait, here we go. The dear totem. Wisdom imparts those with a special connection with this animal, with the ability to be vigilant, move quickly and trust their instincts to get out of the trickiest situations. Unless you're c
rossing the highway. That's right. All right, so you're the deer. Fred. Alan, you want to do yours? It didn't take very long. This only took, like, five minutes. Let's do. Yeah, I'll do mine. All right. Air. >> Freddy: Earth. >> Parker: Fire, water. Wood or space? Earth. Earth. Earth. All right, tear through these because Alan already knows all the answers. I feel at peace with myself most of the time. One through four. >> Freddy: One. >> Parker: So, very accurate. >> Freddy: Yeah. >> Parker: Ok
ay. I tend to be more down to earth than head in the clouds. Uh, two. Fairly accurate. Okay, here we go. Keep it moving here, I find it easy to approach others. Four. M. I frequently do things without a specific schedule or plan. Yeah, I definitely do that. Yeah, that's one. Or two. I say he. Two. Somewhat inaccurate. 1 second. Okay. Um. The typical ordinary way feels like a betrayal of myself. Uh, four. Okay. I frequently come up with ideas or solutions out of nowhere. Three. All right. The mor
e useful I am to others, the happier I am. Two and a half. Three. I spend a lot of time observing before I act. >> Freddy: Uh, yeah. >> Parker: Three. >> Freddy: You, impulsive. >> Parker: No, not really. Alan knew what that meant. He would tell you. Okay. I, uh, like to be impressive to others. Four. I can care less what anybody. I am always looking for new things to experience. Two. Fairly accurate. Okay. I live a fast paced existence. Three. How would you rather spend your free time, Alan? Ou
tdoors, building something, playing video games or watching a movie? Getting together with friends or reading my favorite book or website in bed or on my couch? Uh, friends. >> Freddy: How many of us have them? >> Parker: All right. I require a lot of time alone to recharge. M basically just like Fred. I wish. I do. I swear to God, if you get the deer, then we're going to have to cut. I seek out the secrets of the universe. Sure. >> Freddy: Yeah, I do. >> Parker: Very accurate. All right, that m
ight be. Oh, okay. Now, Fred, would you like to guess what Alan's spirit animal is? >> Freddy: Yeah. Okay. I'm going to say Alan is a. Oh, excellent guess. >> Parker: Wrong entirely. Excellent guess. Alan's spirit animal is the. >> Freddy: Grass. >> Parker: Uh, it means the snake animal. Meaning is powerfully connected to life force and primal energy. In many cultures, it is revered as a powerful totem representing the source of life. When the snake spirit animal appears in your life, it is like
ly means that healing opportunities change. Important transitions and increasing energy are manifesting. Suck on that. Like in, uh, a dodgeball. >> Freddy: It that, uh, hilarious. >> Parker: So, yeah, so that's our spirit animals. I don't know what mine is. I'm not going to do mine right now. M. I don't have time to do this. Yours is a goat. Mine's probably something stupid. All, uh, right, you guys pad and I'll fill it out real quick once. >> Freddy: Okay, um, so, 10,000 hours. I don't know. 10
,000 hours. Nobody makes me bleed. Bow, blow. He makes me floor. Such a good movie. >> Parker: Do movie lines for you. >> Freddy: Get. Dodge a ball. >> Parker: He's like blazer, laser, Glazer. >> Freddy: Fucking awesome. >> Parker: That was a good movie. >> Freddy: They had to make dodgeball, too. Who was the chicken? >> Parker: Uh, uh, what's uh, her name? Uh, married Ben Stiller. Right? >> Freddy: Yeah, that's been. Still his wife. >> Parker: Yeah. Marshall Brady. >> Freddy: Yeah. From the new
. Yeah, that was his. >> Parker: Still. I think they're still married. >> Freddy: All right, Nick. >> Parker: She was in Zoolander also. They killed her in Zoolander, too. Zoolander, too. That was awesome. He had his son that didn't look nothing like him. >> Freddy: Sure. And they all knew in the faces. >> Parker: M. Yeah. >> Freddy: Oh, Wilson, what's up with his nose? Do you know what is up with his nose? >> Parker: Oh, my spirit animal is kick ass. >> Freddy: You got, like a kung fu panda. >>
Parker: My spirit animal is the wolf. The power of the wolf brings forth instinct, intelligence, appetite for freedom, and awareness of the importance of social connections. When the wolf shows up. Freedom. Um. When the wolf shows up in your life, pay attention to what your intuition is telling you, or you'll get eaten by a fucking wolf. I might have added the last part, but, uh, the rest of it's 100% sure. >> Freddy: There you go, man. >> Parker: There you go. Now you know Wolfman Jack. >> Fre
ddy: I always told you it looked like the wolf. Me, Wolfman Jack. Come on, baby. Come on in here, baby. We go rock and roll with you. Damn, you got the Wolfman check m. Yeah, that was like, one of the first impressions I could ever do was. >> Parker: He never shows up on the show. >> Freddy: Yeah, I don't know. Uh, he's dead. >> Parker: It doesn't matter. We've had plenty of dead celebrities show up. Didn't you do Michael Jackson at one point? I don't remember. >> Freddy: No, I didn't do Michael
Jackson. All right. >> Parker: That makes one of us. I ain't going to say. Let's go on to take a quick. >> Freddy: Break. >> Parker: And we'll be right back within one or 2 seconds. >> Freddy: Welcome back to the black league of collecting podcast. I can't remember the number, but, uh, we got a special guest with us today. Um, let's welcome Mr. Toots McPherson. >> Parker: Yar. That's be me. >> Freddy: Toots. >> Parker: Toots Mcpherson. >> Freddy: How you doing, buddy? >> Parker: I'd be doing gr
eat. >> Freddy: Toots, from your accent, I got to ask you off the bat, uh, are you a pirate? >> Parker: I'd be a pirate for sure. >> Freddy: Toots. I believe you're our first pirate that we've had on the congratulations to ye. Thank you. >> Parker: Thank you so very artismy pleasure makeies. >> Freddy: So, we brought you on the show today to talk about a specific subject. Could, uh, you go ahead and let us know what that subject is, sir? >> Parker: I'd love tea. I'm, um, Tootsie McPherson, and I
be a life coach for shar. >> Freddy: A life coach? So you help people out with uh, the way to live a better life. >> Parker: I'll help ye and ye listeners to live a better life. >> Freddy: Okay. And what aspect of, uh, life? >> Parker: It'd be the aspect, for sure. The aspect be what? I be specializing in, matey. >> Freddy: The, uh, aspect. Could you. >> Parker: Yar, I'm the world's first pirate fart life coach. Your producer reached out to me on me boat, on me galleon. >> Freddy: What? >> Park
er: Me schooner, the producer of ye show. >> Freddy: And said ye have my m producer of farts. >> Parker: Ye have a certain proclivity for farts. And he said he or she, I don't want to assume their gender, said your listeners would turn in farts and let me diagnose them and help them out with their. >> Freddy: Okay, Alan, uh, do you have some, uh, farts that our listeners sent? >> Parker: Yes, I do, actually. >> Freddy: Go ahead and roll the first fart. He's going to be the first one. >> Parker:
I need to know where they're from and who it. >> Freddy: Oh, you need to know the name. >> Parker: Of the person, where they're from. Yar, it help. All right, this one is from Josh from Greenville. Yar, here it is. >> Freddy: Uh. Oh, boy. >> Parker: Yar, let me think about that one, matey. >> Freddy: Let him hear it one more time. >> Parker: One more. >> Freddy: Uh. >> Parker: I'm sorry to tell ye, Josh, you're suffering from brain stem death. That's when a person no longer has any brain stem fu
nctions and has permanently lost the potential for consciousness and the capacity to breathe. Yar, you'll be swimming with Jv Jones locker soon. Thanks for listening. >> Freddy: All right, so there you go, Josh. Sorry for your diagnosis. >> Parker: It was nice knowing ye. >> Freddy: Get your affairs in order. Um. >> Parker: The night man be coming for ye soon. You'll be sailing on the ghost ship of fucking whatever his name is. >> Freddy: Uh, I know that guy. >> Parker: I know that, matey. >> Fr
eddy: Uh. >> Parker: Okay, right here. Uh, this is actually from Draper. Draper down in, uh. D raper. >> Freddy: Yeah, d raper. >> Parker: He sounds like a real pirate. Yes, he sounds like a better pirate than Toots McPherson. Farts. This is from D Raper. Uh, farts unknown. Farts. >> Freddy: Farts unknown. >> Parker: That's funny. R. Draper. D raper. I can tell you've been at the seas for a long chanty time, Yar. I have good news for ye. It sounds to me. Can I hear it one more time? Um, it sound
s to me like you're suffering from a case of vaginal thrush. It'd be a common yeast infection that affects most women at some point. Get some antibiotics. >> Freddy: Would this make the fart smell worse or better? >> Parker: It depends on what you're into. I'm a pirate, not a sex coach. If you like that kind of thing, you'll love vaginal thrust, which brings me to the sponsor of me whole episode here. >> Freddy: Whole. >> Parker: The sponsor of Toot McPherson. Fart coach. Pirate fart coach. Spon
sored by curve steams. >> Freddy: Yar. >> Parker: Now ye can get one vaginal steaming session, which is designed to gently cleanse ye vagina and revitalize a woman's center. Tighten it, uh, up, Lucas, a bungrupon. >> Freddy: Uh, Alan, do we have, uh, another? Yeah, this one. Keep going. Yeah, we got. >> Parker: Let me see. I got three more. >> Freddy: Two more, uh, people. Weird to send farts into it. >> Parker: This was Anthony from Kansas City. Abbas. Yi matey. >> Freddy: That's a tuba. >> Par
ker: All hands on deck for that one. I say, anthony, I'm afraid you might have anaphylaxis, which be a severe, potentially life threatening allergic reaction that can develop rapidly. Go see a doctor. >> Freddy: So what is he allergic to? I not be running a rig on you. Hold on. >> Parker: Wait. Play that one more time and I'll tell you. It sounds like he's allergic to peanuts. >> Freddy: This guy better not set foot in buckies. >> Parker: Yar. He would not like it thar. Thar she blows. Yo ho. >>
Freddy: Never sitting my farts. >> Parker: Yar, I was hoping you'd turn in one of your own farts. >> Freddy: No, uh, I've been a little gassy lately, Alan. I think I did. >> Parker: Yeah, you turned one in, actually. >> Freddy: Let him hear the poot that I let out and see if he can guess what's wrong with me. >> Parker: All right, here we go. Shiver me timbers. >> Freddy: Sounds like some shit I've done. >> Parker: Slice the main brace on that one, Fred. It sounds like you may be suffering from
non alcoholic fatty liver disease, or NAFLD. Non Alcoholic fatty liver disease is a term for a range of conditions caused by a buildup of, uh, fat in your liver. It's usually seen in people who are obese. Not saying that you're obese, but you're a scurvy dog. Yeah, sounds to me like you should be visiting the poop deck. Uh, do you want to know what we call a toilet on a pirate ship, Fred? We call it a head. Yeah, when they say hit the head, hit the head. It means take a poop. >> Freddy: Take a
poop. >> Parker: Maybe ye should take a poop. >> Freddy: Uh uh. Did you know that shit is a nautical term? >> Parker: Sure. Shit it is. >> Freddy: Because when they stored the poop, when they had to transfer it across the seas, shit stood for store high in transit. That's where you put all the shit. Because the methane gas would build up if you stored it low and could blow the ship up. That'd be true. >> Parker: That's me blowing up me ship, for sure. Do you have any more lives? I can. I got one
more. >> Freddy: Okay. Alan, is this. >> Parker: No, this one might be from your host. >> Freddy: Uh. >> Parker: This one's from Parker Yarn. He sounds like a bright matey. He's not here right now. Back soon. >> Freddy: That was tiny, Yar. >> Parker: For a big man. That's a small fart. They have played one more again for me, will ye? >> Freddy: Like a baby blowing out a birthday. >> Parker: I've heard that fart before. That's 100% pirate guarantee, or I'll be swimming with the sharks tonight. T
hat. That's lymphogranoleum. Uh, Verenium. Um, that's right, Freddy. Your poor mate isn't in for a hard life because he's got lymphogrinolium virinium. Um, a sexually transmitted infection caused by a particular strain of chlamydia. >> Freddy: Uh. >> Parker: I know this pirate terrible. I don't joke around when it comes to, um, the poop tech. You know what they say, pirate stuff. Cleave him to the brisket. >> Freddy: Ladies and gentlemen. >> Parker: Yar. Thanks for having me, I think. >> Freddy:
Toots McFarl, pirate fart life coach. >> Parker: Yar. I was happy to be here, landlovers. >> Freddy: Uh. >> Parker: There she blows. >> Freddy: Boy. >> Parker: Uh, you know what we say, Fred? On the ship, no prey, no pay. That means we receive no wages. We just get a part of the looter treasure. Because we're pirates, Fred. >> Freddy: The booty. >> Parker: I love the booty. That's why I became a fart life coach, Freddie, because of my infatuation with booties. >> Freddy: The booty expert. >> Pa
rker: Um, I didn't know what kind of booty I was into, Yar. Back to the seas for me ship was all been. >> Freddy: Thank you. >> Parker: Clap of thunder to you both. Tootsmick, whatever my name was. Fred, do you know what we pirates call spending the night with a prostitute? >> Freddy: No. >> Parker: We call it cracking Jenny's teacup. >> Freddy: I thought you were going to say a good. >> Parker: If you spend too many nights with prostitutes, that's how you get Lyn from Granola Verenium. Terrible
. Terrible. All right, goodbye. >> Freddy: All right, ladies and gentlemen, we'll be back with the end of our podcast tonight. Blc you in a second. There you go. >> Parker: Well, Fred, I'm glad I'm back. I'm glad that I didn't. Apparently missed. >> Freddy: Yo, you missed it, man. You just got hijacked by a. >> Parker: That's. That is what they do. >> Freddy: The podcast got hijacked by a pirate. A pirate fart life coach. >> Parker: See, I'm glad that Alan's getting these guests, because this is
what we need. This is the lifeblood of our show is like that. We probably did get hacked. We probably got pirated. They've been pirating the show for months. Ah, the captain knows all our friends from Shenzhen. Ul Technology Co. Ltd. Ever since we pulled out of freedom K. They've been pirating our show. You knew it was going to happen, Fred. >> Freddy: They got our masters. >> Parker: That's right, they do. And mast is a pirate term, too, I believe. >> Freddy: The masters. >> Parker: Well, Fred
, I'm really glad that, uh, you got him on here. What did he, uh, say? >> Freddy: Yeah, he said you had Glockamosligo. Yeah, something like that. Some chlamydia shit. >> Parker: I definitely have that. >> Freddy: You got to go get a shot. >> Parker: Yeah, I definitely do have a lot of different chlamydias. I have a whole family all over me. I thought it was chlamydia, and I went to just crabshack. Ordered a whole pile. This is stupid name. Well, I'm glad you guys had a great time with whoever th
e hell that was. I'm sure he was great. >> Freddy: Awesome guy. >> Parker: And not a terrible accent at all. Well, I'm glad. Like I said, I'm glad he's here. Unfortunately, Fred, I realize that we're running out of time, but we did not celebrate history Month. Uh, so next week, we'll make sure to celebrate whack history Month and all its. It's March. It's in March. We're already in March. We're marching toward the end of March. >> Freddy: The end of racism. >> Parker: That's right. Well, we're w
orking on that, Fred. One Girl scout event at a time. One cookie prostitution sale at a time. That's what it is. It's not. It's the Girl Scout and the pimp scout. I like the idea of that. Uh, that's something we should. >> Freddy: Yeah, we should put all the ways on the lookout for house. >> Parker: You learned survival skills on the streets. >> Freddy: Yeah. Dirty needle. Dirty needle. >> Parker: Learn how to bitch lap, how to set a building on fire without getting caught. >> Freddy: Fire. >> P
arker: All right, ladies and gentlemen, well, thank you so much for listening. We are so glad you joined us. We'll be back next week with more of this thing we call the Black Lincoln Collective podcast. Yeah, b. I'll see you later, BLC. You in hell, BLC. >> Freddy: Next time, Wolfman Jack. >> Parker: That's a really good Wolfman Jack, Alan. >> Freddy: It is a really good wolf man. >> Parker: Laugh we are laughing. And we are very good friends. Good buddies sharing a special momentum. >> Freddy:
That's it, man. Game over, man. It's game over. Just hang. Lose blood. You better catch up on the rebound. Oh, what a day. Well, that's all, folks. Asta la vista, baby. Goddamn. >> Parker: Uh, hit. Don't worry. Nobody's listening anyway, as you know, I'm. >> Freddy: A man of special needs. >> Parker: Surely you can't be serious. >> Freddy: I am serious. >> Parker: And, uh, don't call me Shirley.
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