Sword AF Season 1 (FULL MOVIE)

we are extremely excited to present something we've been working on for quite some time you've asked for us to play D and D for quite a while and we heard you and we did the thing welcome to sword AF yeah all right uh I've been working on this campaign and making it from scratch for a few months now um it's been a huge collaborative effort from the smos games team so if you're new here why don't we go around the table and uh meet all our smos games players for our first campaign hi my name is Sh

ane uh I've played D and D a couple times before but uh I think this is going to be the real one for me this is going to be my first like deep dive I'm stoked hi I'm Angela I've played D and D before 55 is my height hi I'm Damen H I've been on Smash games for a while um and I've been playing D and D here and there I usually join friends campaigns as like a guest and this is my first time dming a full campaign yes hi guys I'm Amanda and I have not played DN D and I'm so excited to discover and go

on this journey with everybody hey what's up I'm chance um I've played D and D before I've been in one campaign for like two years now um but I'm a new class and a new race so I'm trying new things let us begin our story The Age of Heroes a time when all of creation whether mundane or magical lives in constant fear of the darkness that lurks around every corner but in this era of great Peril there also hangs in the air a sense of opportunity for those that are exceptionally strong or wise or cl

ever or Brave to seize back control of their own narratives and Rise as Legendary Heroes to Forever etch their names in the animals of history now that age has recently passed with Dragons being slain wars being won lines being drawn in the sand and people living in relative Comfort now and peace but but with everybody growing up hearing about these Heroes it was generally expected that you would yourselves become one one day so mercenary groups roam the land taking on whatever job is available

though now in this time of peace they are few and far between and there are far too many mercenary groups they're going to have to adapt to make ends meet our Story begins in sarael a bustling City on the western shore as a huge Hub of trade and culture creatures of all shapes and sizes make their way here to find whatever Destiny has in store and today a meeting of one of the most recognizable mercenary troops has been ordered but instead of their normal headquarters the members have instead be

en ordered to meet where all good Adventures start at a Tavern I knew it no you played before you got to start that way we first see a small Goblin of bluish skin sauntering up right on time eager as a beaver to the front of this tavern tell us a little bit about this person I'm bug I'm also a cleric of the trickster domain and I'm a goblin I'm looking around I know I'm G to start working with some new people I'm really excited uh and I go straight to the bar I'm you know when people are excited

and they're standing on the edge of their toes I'm doing that and I'm walking back and forth and I keep uh my I have a hammer that's really really shiny and I keep looking at it and I keep like adjusting my gauges and um CU you can adjust them you know um and it's just really first day of school energy coming from bug while bug is at the bar um right on time never early never late we see an older halfling walk into the bar can you tell us a little bit about that Amanda I am Dolores paradise and

I'm a halfling and uh I'm also a warlock and I'm really really thrilled to be here you know I've I've been in my home prepping and getting ready and I'm wearing my favorite dress it has apples on it I love apple pie I brought slices for everybody just in case I think they're smooshed in my bag right now but I'll bring them out and everyone can enjoy them and the tavern is really busy oh my God I'm trying to look for my friends is anyone here oh I think I see bug I'm going to get a glass of mead

ooh okay starting off strong there um big glass so as y'all are awkwardly standing and not quite interacting yet we we see someone show up only a couple minutes late uh they've got like this kind of saunter to them tell us a little bit about that chance what's up I'm Kota uh I'm an elf like a summer elf wizard uh and I'm a blade singer means I'm really good with blades this is my blade snakes Talon I'm still uh writing on a scroll still finishing up a letter I put my pen away and I scroll it ba

ck up and I look around not as busy as I want it to be that's okay I sent her over to the bar nice and so um you know y'all are waiting there a little bit awkwardly you've worked together before you know but you're not super super tight quite yet there's just a little bit of familiarity of somebody that could be picked for the same job in this mercenary group so you're making a little bit of eye contact here and there and uh 5 minutes late with not a care in the world you start to feel a little

bit of a rumbling on the ground as though something with heavy weighted feet is walking up and bursting through the door yeah right through the door comes an 8ot tall wooden robot uh a druid War forged uh named Fernie uh I come in I burst through and I just go alcohol and then saunter up to the bar and just stop there and I'm looking for who I was supposed to be here with and I'm so excited oh my gosh okay bug sees him he like alcohol nice to meet you I must be working with you oh sweet alcohol

great we both love alcohol no Fernie oh okay whoops I wish it was alcohol that'd be so cool don't get too drunk we have a meeting all right yeah I'll take uh four mes what do you guys want oh I'm just going to have one glass of mead four four Meads for the one of you I'll take a barrel of Ale okay you can pay for that big fell I've caught you I have I have extra coin yes we can all right I have extra coin so as you're about to pay for your meat and get your drinks uh you hear a voice from all th

e way across the bar um sitting in a corner Booth that's way too big for just them waiting for a bunch of people flagging you down you see uh this this creature of large stature ripped as hell bald head kind of light green skin uh and beard that is a little bit salt and pepper a little bit older a little bit braided um teeth coming up from the bottom of their mouth as you know they are an orc um and they're somebody that you've worked with many times before they're the ones who give you the job

in this mercenary troops they they flag you over and they're like hey guys hey hey come on down hey I got seeds for all of us come on hey oh you see huge Booth yeah well I was waiting for yeah expected more people umh all right so are you guys thirsty uh what is the freest drink uh four Waters garon four Waters please okay oh yeah all right I got to get yall hydrated hey so uh thank you so much for meeting today um I really appreciate you all you know joining me again uh for those of you that ar

e maybe a little bit um heart of memory and intelligence uh I'm kungar the Bloods Smith uh it's great to work with you again uh so listen big announcement uh you may have noticed we're not at our company headquarters anymore we're doing a little bit of downsizing right okay there's been some budget cuts uh yeah you know it's a it's a hard time uh we're doing our best to stay afloat but like all good things we got to got to make a little pivot here and there sure who does so of see this guy gets

it yeah there he I get it too pivots I've always gotten it I pivot all the time all right I I believe that all four of you get it I have pivots like like elbows oh Fernie you're going to be a blast yeah well that's that's great yeah you know the thing is I know y'all are used to combat and probably really enjoy that quite a bit um but as you can see jobs are a little scarce and he points over to a job uh listing board where you see like a bunch of like hardened mercenaries just sort of waiting t

here with arms crossed um a small like uh you know Hired Hand at the end walks up very slowly and delicately with like a piece of paper in the moment they tack it to the board they just jump on he's just like s underneath them oh he's oh he got yeah he's gone see and so uh we've been sourcing you guys some new jobs so really exciting uh y'all are more more than qualified uh we are no longer uh the banner of the unkillable Spirit uh we're a delivery service oh yeah isn't that great okay so what a

re we delivering yeah oh see that's going to change all the time we deliver whatever needs delivering uh you know cuz people need goods and products and all the roads are paved they just uh they don't have time to go get them themselves right so uh is the is the pay about the same though oh the pay is great if you get them quickly and you do a good job you can get tipped um we of course keep our our cut me of course being management um of course but you know I know you guys have only been on a f

ew adventures with each other you know at this point but when I look at you4 specifically I know in my heart that you're the ones who didn't quit yet so you're right for this job will we know what we're delivering just get a little peek oh of course yeah I'll tell you all about it does that mean you're in absolutely yeah yeah I'm in yeah fantastic what if we're delivering punches to people's faces that's kind of like what we were already doing honestly I'm down yeah oh only if they deserve it su

re I don't know if this is a good time but I've heard about you you're a legend thank you bug's looking up I have to look so up hi I've heard so much about you you too Kota yeah bug you're the guy who got beat up by that bug right yeah yeah is that other name is that other name that's no that's it was just a coincidence just a coincidence that's insane that is Kismet uh sure you could say that anyway um are you sure there's not a mistake that this isn't a group meant to you know hunt down and at

tack uh evil demons no I'm absolutely positive no you're going to be doing normal deliveries okay um so great everybody good with making money in a difficult economy hanging on your jobs as long as we're helping people I mean I think that's great you will be helping things that's for sure all right so uh first delivery up uh is going to take you to the grandel marshes that's right if you head north along the shoreline and don't worry we'll provide Your Wagon it's okay uh we've got this and he pu

lls out um something about pancake size we got this uh stone icon for you uh there is a there's a group of people living in the forest and they need this Stone tablet very badly uh you got to make sure it gets there undamaged right uncuffed and I think if you make good time probably get a solid tip you know this is new for me too right you know so seems pretty easy take the rock to the grindell Galleria got it got it I I could probably the grandale Galleria get out of take the rock to the grale

Galleria easy yeah just take the rock I love the grale Galler they have great sales at Chico and you're a and you're a woman so we could put it in your purse please bug bug yes my purse is enormous it's actually half the size of me and I I really carry it around my belt and sometimes it rubs against the ground but I don't mind amazing so um uh kungar hands you this Stone tablet it's a little heavier than it looks um but it's it's weighty it's weighty I've got it all right are you sure yes all ri

ght uh so we got a we got a little guy named gunar outside who's getting ready to take you there sorry I sort of assumed you say yes hard times right uh so unless anyone else there's any more questions uh I can just let you on on your way how's it going pretty good ferie oh okay sorry I thought it was you know kind of you it is pretty kind I feel like it's important to ask that sometimes you've had two barrels of meat I have okay oh yeah you've been sipping on that while I've been talking huh ye

ah is that what you were doing I was I was I was actively picking up this barrel and chugging it you absolutely just pouring it down I just kind of and I throw it falling out I don't worry about where it goes uh you uh okay so uh just looks up and just like and just like blocks it with one hand like this is not his first day like dealing with a a bar full of mercenaries just keeps on cleaning his cup just like CMS it and puts it down U he's just like all that's Chester for you yeah I stand up fr

om the booth and I fix my hair again gorgeous oh my God you guys ready yeah wow do you guys mind if I take shotgun I get car sick oh definitely I don't want throw up in the wagon I I sometimes feel weird sitting in a wagon because I am also made of wood yeah oh yeah I guess I don't know the word for it but it feels weird but I'll do it I'll do it yeah I don't think we get to choose what kind of car we go to that's fair you keep saying car I don't know what cart cart cart I'd love to drive with g

unthar just to make sure that I have the GPS correct what are you what the compass great there you go um I just want to go in the front of the cart so I don't barf do you guys mind kot don't mind at all thanks guys so uh y'all step outside of the bar um and you see um this this pretty long sizable wagon that like while not perfectly comfortable is big enough for a huge War forged um a couple of little guys and a normal sized elf um and standing in front of it is this very Stern looking Centaur j

ust there looking around so attractive yeah he's got long black Rippling hair oh my God a really deep voice oh my God a little bit of stubble oh my God dolorous clearly just this muscular Rippling Beast oh my God I just need a tub and to light a bunch of candles right now uh hey my equestrian like friend are you are you gunar hey flesh elf yeah I'm for gunthar or no for fora for for Kota I'm sorry are you Kota i'mot I'm going to need you to stop him from talking to me so I'm gunar uh listen I'm

going to be taking you to the uh the grindale marshes all right I don't want no funny business okay my wagon I want to keep this thing pre absolutely sure all right you got it absolutely can uh can the can the little one sit in the front he wants to sit directly next to he wants to sit on your hide yeah if you think if you think you can fit so does this huge whistle with his fingers and around the band comes a horse which he then attaches to the front of the wagon uh he then uses his hoofs to cl

imb in the very front and lay like side saddle as he's about to drive what I am so confused right now how are we going to fit with his Hooves gumar you took me for a ride just now bro a minute and I thought a wouldn't I thought a wooden War Forge sitting in a wooden cart was going to be weird but this is this is Weir I'm sorry can you just uh pump the breaks for me for a minute there can you look me in the eyes and explain why it's weird that I would be driving the carriage well because the seco

nd half of you is a horse so you would I thought you were about to to lead the lock in I'm going to need you to give them bothie yeah yeah let's just let's take a Sit the wagon what what spot do you want what spot do you want fie I'll take the back to take the whole back perfect yeah the entire back I'll lay flat on my back so so the horse at the front the horse at the front is uh already like clearly really strong it's it's like this uh this destrier right um that can handle the weight of a cen

taur sitting in a wagon um yours definitely makes the wagon tip back a little bit so this the horse kind of looks back and just like just um and you'all start getting going y'all are now um embarking on this journey on the wagon um and so far it's been a little uneventful it's midday so the sun is high in the sky you're looking around these planes and uh although you're not able to visibly see it you know that the ocean is still close cuz you are on the west coast of this continent um so there's

a little bit of salt in the air and the Sun is hitting your face um how are y'all feeling in this wagon hey hey gar um just don't want my friends uh my new co-workers to hear me back there um you they are like two they're two feet away just like sitting there like we can hear you bug bugs try to have a private moment bug we can hear you Bernie I believe in the first day of a job you shouldn't show any weaknesses but I'm nauseous as hell back here would you mind if I could um get on your lap so

it's either you sitting on my lap and throwing up in my wagon uh go ahead and roll a D20 for me and see uh see what see what your persuasion is at can't believe this is the first roll of the yeah right 14 + 4 18 18 you know what yeah I think I got a little Nook with your name on it and he sort of like rubs his side to sort of just like Ripple one of his oblique muscles into this perfect little cradle for you and I'm like here you go little F and Bug just lands perfectly I'm so jealous you're you

're nestled on in there um all right and uh we're continuing on uh what are you three doing in the back I'm knitting a beautiful scarf um because it might be chilly to our destination and I'm going to make one for each of you and I'm me and Fernie are looking at the back and I'm like Fernie what's that that is uh a bird good good job yes good good great what's that oh that's a rock yes great you're doing great okay now this is the hard one FY what's that oh my God okay oh my God okay I know this

I know this it rhymes with girl oh oh oh girl that's a girl it rhymes with girl it's a squirrel it's a squirrel the one with the bushy tail The Bu oh that's totally fair and squirrel that's totally fair I was looking at Dolores oh do you like the color yellow yeah yay I'm going to make a huge scarf for you oh sick you get cold no oh okay I'll take a scarf okay Koda of course great yours is going to be metallic meanwhile up in the front I am nuzzled into gunar and I'm like first impressions mean

a lot and I really want to make a good impression on my I don't want them to know I mean n it's hard to find acceptance I know and people are so weird talking about things that bother them and it's just it's the worst I know bug we accept you we all hear you we accept you all right so as we're walking along it's maybe a little bit U midafternoon and we're making a good Pace um and you start to hear something from behind and to your right pulls up another carriage and there's another Carriage of

four adventurers all of whom you've seen before in town in glistening armor and Shining weapons and jewels adorning their circlets and one of them sh outs over he's like hey hey where you guys headed yeah we're on our way to go slay a kraken what kind of job did you guys get none of your business yeah wait what's that what's that bullsit out of your bag Dolores hide your a stone icon okay you guys are the ones who picked up that Quest I was wondering and I knew it'd be you I was like who's goin

g to get this it's the Nerds yeah we're we don't like bullies here hey we're not nerds cuz I don't read oh gu can't read can't read I don't read I I probably could if I tried I'll teach you okay oh wow I love this little moment I'm going to watch an old lady kiss a robot psych we're about to go slay a dragon just kidding it's a kraken you guys and then they just highfive and ride off W image of what you could have been you guys just just ignore them honestly they're not worth it they're insecure

he called me Old Well lores what age is just a number thank you you're I don't even know how old I am I think you're a thousand years old maybe well we'll have to count your rings ooh that'd be cool yeah one day yeah you'll show me when I'm in a museum oh you know what that is yeah what is it what do you think a museum is that's a place where they have um like paintings oh and stuff yeah and other things crazy you didn't know what a squirrel was I knew what a squirrel I know what a squirrel is

I just didn't know where he was pointing oh it's your vision and and I can't rhyme no I love that no you can't I love that sorry I want to wait to be fair squirrel and girl is a bit of a stretch squirrel's got the two syllables I was going to say the same thing but to really I say squirrel squirrel squirrel and now say girl squirrel squirrel girl squirrel squirrel okay squirr working on good see that's tough for me because a squirrel looks nothing like a girl but I guess there's some squirrels t

hat are girl so it's so do you think rhyming means they look alike yes what is that I have no idea what's going on yeah and I am scared suddenly it's getting to be a little bit later the sun is not quite going down yet but you can tell you've got a couple more hours to get to your destination but you've made fantastic time you didn't let those jerks slow you down there were no bumps in the road anything like that and you kept your cool so now you're making it there on time um the smell of seawat

starts to get a little bit stronger and you realize this isn't just a marsh you're headed to a maritime Forest where Lush vegetation meets with ocean to make a very specifically Rich environment full of life like a bog like a like a sure like a bug or a marsh yeah well it's it's it's a maritime Forest that's like a marsh like a Green Layer yeah kind of gunar stops for a moment he's like hey guys I'm going to need a couple of minutes here I uh personally I'm fine walking in this kind of environm

ent but uh wagon needs some specific Wheels give me about 5 minutes I'll pop those puppies off and we'll uh get this thing going all right sure oh my God you clearly if you help popping off anything I will help I have needles in my bag and I can pop off a tire like nobody's Jesus Dolores looks back and he's like yeah I'm all s thank you Fernie would absolutely get distracted and start walking off into the forest okay I I follow him hey hey slow down there sorry I thought I I just seeing nature I

just I get inspired and I just I haven't been in a maritime forest in so long I don't even know what it is Marine layer no my goodness incredible same so you start to walk into the forest and the air gets a a little bit is everyone else following him too yeah oh of course I want to make sure Fernie doesn't fall off a cliff or anything I'm not paying attention I'm writing gunar shouts after he's like yeah I guess I'll catch up um all right so uh y y'all start to walk into the forest and the air

starts to get a little bit thicker and heavier it's really humid even at night you're starting to realize how warm it is here and the vegetation is Lush but thankfully you can tell that there's a very specific you know dirt path to follow um and as you're walking along you start to notice some can everybody just give me a quick roll of the d24 um perception 4 + 2 6 not one holy 11 all right great so um so that's a two what did you get 11 11 yeah but not one is a critical fail so usually that cou

nts astical just so um so um 18 Dolores yes Dolores you walking along as someone who is a warlock and and very in tuned with magic of all kind you start to feel a very familiar presence you know that you're not alone here and you start to look around and you see a couple of eyes staring at you and a couple of the trees are moving in a way counter to the wind that tree just went left what do you mean that tree did anyone see that I didn't see what do you mean that uh F Fernie is face down in the

mud just like bubbles coming up from Fernie bug's trying so hard to help help Bernie up help me my fingers what are you doing bud God I was swimming what you you have to be fully emerged oh God we need to get you to read so in all these in all this motion um because Dolores is now trying to help you you don't notice that there are several things around you please roll for initiative oh all of us yep if I roll another one I swear to God 11 oh good I got a three plus one initiative there 14 11 16

14 all right so let's see here uh you got 14 yeah the lores is uh 16 um you got 11 me I got six you got six and you got um four four thank God I'm here Auto roll Initiative for these things I know first thing is up uh the tree Dolores that you noticed um stops moving in the way that it does and one specific Branch just like sort of swings off of its lever and falls off and it runs right up to you and tries to scratch you what do you mean the tree does it looks like a twig it looks like a twig it

's very small but it runs up you scurries across the ground and just scratches at you um so let's see if it hits here um that is a natat 20 so it definitely hits um the damage is uh two plus one so we're going to say that's a four it does four damage to you okay um I don't understand why people can be so mean just saying that this I don't understand why people can be so mean ow it's not my braids don't undo my braids next up uh Dolores uh you uh it is your turn I would like to take my dagger and

just start stabbing it I would like to cut it off at the rip you mother no one with my hair 15 so it's a 15 um a 15 does hit four plus two so that's six damage that's fantastic um so you um you hit and you kill this thing what does that look like to you so I take this dagger and I stab it clean right at the wrist so you hit that thing cleanly and it falls to the ground in little splinters and stays there um fantastic so that one is dead already pick up one of the splinters um you have a bonus a

ction so you could just pick it up and keep it on you if you wanted to like that yeah you have time to do that you just want to hold on to the I want to hold on to it maybe research it later okay that's a great idea so another one of these branches seeing that this has happened um scurries down off the tree and avoids you because it knows you are trouble and it scurries up the leg of Kota and attempts to make an attack with its claws once again um that is a uh does a 16 hit yeah so it is going t

o do um um it is going to do two damage of you to you piercing so uh it's little twig hands it just sort of goes into your arm into your upper right shoulder thankfully Kota it is also your turn next I'm just going to use shocking grasp on this little amazing will it good luck like watching your Heroes work eight plus five plus five 13 13 um 13 does hit um so uh roll for damage mhm four your shocking grasp does kill this thing describe to us what shocking grasp looks like to you yeah I just take

my hands and I grab that twig and I'm like clear it lets out this horrid little scream as it crumples to the ground the two pairs of eyes from behind the trees emerge and become a little bit more visible in view oh and I say for my bonus action I say you look shocked to see me oh very good the uh the two pairs of eyes uh turn to look at each other and look back to you does anyone here speak silven uh I I I do all right so uh one of them turns and you can tell what they're saying they Point dire

ctly at you and they're like you you me you um one of them rushes at you with an extreme fervor and anger does he say this in silven or does he say this in he's saying it in common in response to their Sven so y'all don't know svin so you're hearing him hear silvin and go huh actually do you know svin uh fyon you should for I I I don't I get to choose one of my choosing but I don't not choosing okay okay got it um's head out of the puddle yet yeah uh Fernie has stood up oh thank God Fernie what

do you hear uh he's saying uh you to me so he's saying you to you yes do you think by the way he's delivering it he means is it a good you definitely means to say what he's saying no no not if he means it but what is the emotion behind it yeah what's the emotion I know you're W pissed good good context clues maybe it's self-hatred oh well that's good us he's made of wood and I'm made of wood maybe he sees himself in me so while yall are explaining this this thing rushes up to you when these eyes

emerge um Fernie you you recognize these since you are a dweller of the forest as dads they are these almost feminine forms that are Leaf spirits and very much tied to the world of the Fay which is faom um they see you and they are absolutely pissed and they speak in the language of fairies um so using the Wrath of the forest they reached into their own arms and turn them into a club instead of a bunch of twigs and leaves one of them rears back to hit you um and it rules hey uh 20 is probably g

oing to hit right yeah okay that is going to do um a fair amount of damage to you that is going to do you are absolutely in luck it does five damage to you okay good job Fernie amazing I'm just like hik next up that second dryad emerges and starts yelling something as well but your head is so addled right now you can't really understand what it's saying it is casting a fay charm on you so you have to uh give me a wisdom saving throw five okay so unfortunately that does not succeed for you so um

you start to feel yourself feel a little bit better and you recognize this dryad is not an enemy oh but a friend in fact it's something you wanted here and it's here to help you yes and you really want to make sure this thing is as safe as possible so you can communicate that to your friends if you want um but this is how you are feeling everyone this is my best friend ferie my dude that thing just hit you no no they're my best friend don't befriend your bullies they're my best friend ferie look

at how they're looking at you you don't get to choose your friends never trust a woman that looks like you can choose your family but you can't CH you you can't choose your friends you see you almost corrected yourself but then you he's like no oh Fernie no oh God basically you are now Charmed by this creature not in a full sense you're not entirely under its control but to the best of your ability you do need to take its requests so it says to you in silven I need your protection okay next up

we have bug did any of them come at me uh none of them come at you they've only been going for him for whatever reason um but there are two dryads and that's all you can see for now so you should be good uh do you need protection she she needs protection I'm not going to protect her she's hitting you you're myam I don't know she says she needs protection I don't know from who Fernie can you ask who do you need protection from what do you need protection from what kind of protection do you need y

ou killed two of us you've killed more of us holy what did she say she says I've killed a lot of them she UND did my braids yeah to be fair they attacked us first that is true that is true always fight back what are you doing all right bug is like this is the time bug this is when you show everyone around you you you got to get to work here so um I'm going to attack this woman with my crossbo okay do you want to attack the one that hit him or attack the one that was whispering to him the one tha

t was whispering to my friend okay great um so go ahead and roll your uh crossbow to see if it hits roll a D20 yep plus two one that one plus two okay so that is a natat one so um you lock in your crossbow bolt and um come on the it's a little bit it's a little bit off of the track and when you fire uh the string just makes it like flip and like land at the tip of your shoe not where your toe is um just like kind of pinning that shoe to the ground for a minute so you you you're kind of you're yo

u're you're stuck a little bit there oh it gets me stuck to the ground yeah you're a little bit stuck bug bug it's okay bug you this we can hear you honey okay okay this does this sometimes I'm still getting used it's nothing to feel bad about one in five goblins have executional error hey Kota it's a new crossbow oh I totally get that so so don't worry um you keep the receipt or um return it yeah return it pack it up they don't even care if you use it before care believe me I return a lot while

I'm trying to like am I allowed to like rip my foot off yeah we can say as your bonus action you're able to pull it out but then that's your whole turn Okay uh stop looking me guys finally up is Fernie now Fernie you are still able to act under your will for the most part but you have to follow the order of protect her so whatever that means to you you are Charmed you have to do that to the best of your ability she said to protect her I'll protect you from your friend who just hit me she seems

crazy nice you're going to be a good boyfriend you got to we got to stop your friend so what do you do in that moment before she can correct you with your stupidity I just immediately uh my my AR my hand goes into my my forearm and then a hand axe thing pops out of the forearm yeah and I'm just like I'll protect you and then just I go straight for for her nice are you doing that as Primal savagery or like a normal hand hand axe just normal hand axe attack um your your standard hand ax go ahead a

nd roll your your D20 please for the love of God Fernie uh 11 uh plus one plus one that does hit so go and your damage uh so that's a D6 um uh which is the normal dice like that you use for oh yeah yeah yeah great great okay all right that's a four uh plus one amazing so this thing takes five damage sick Fernie job F yeah um fantastic and so now you have your bonus action yeah yeah yeah and I think I I I do the one swing and then I like my other hand also turns into a hand axe and I'm going to g

o for a second swing nice so roll the hit uh uh let's see uh that's a seven so unfortunately that one does like whiff entirely oh next up uh Dolores seeing that this is a miss you got to step in and fix this it's your turn well I'm getting very tired of these sassy women hurting my friends so I have decided to start cooking up an Eldridge blast love it and are you going to be attacking the one that hit him with the stick or the one that is like still Whispering his I am tired of that woman Whisp

ering nasty little things in ear I have to protect her oh Fernie she's toxic oh you're like one of those guys that gets like a spell when women talk to him yeah so go ahead and roll to see if that eldrich blast hits all right come on baby protect my babies two okay so plus five no that's a seven do you guys think this is why we're delivering stuff do do you guys think maybe we're delivering things because none of us can hit anything yeah when my foot got stapled to the ground I remember those bu

llies in the other cart and I was like maybe they were right yeah I grab this fuzzy little ball it's so cute I don't really want to give it up but I go hey honey catch and I toss it her way so she just is like staring at you like while Whispering him like and just like it sort of like dead eyes you as it just goes and just pass her head um oh so this uh the one used its arm as a club turns to you Dolores and hulks on up to you somehow gracefully but also with weight behind it and also rears back

to give you a smack this is the first time they've attacked any of you because they are frustrated they are frustrated here come at me and it does how much damage oh no ow see it does oh no oh no it does nine damage to you Jesus Christ cuz I don't have my braids in took out my braids so this thing walks up to you and fully from the top like smacks you where your braids would have padded you it just con you right on the head and you take nine damage bringing you down to a total of eight health s

o Dolores is not looking so good right now y'all um you still got two dry ads to deal with so next up we have Koda I see that tree knock the braid out of her hair and I'm like oh this is getting serious and I draw my sword snake's Talon Shing beautiful and I cast Blade song which for everyone happening when I I'm so good with a sword that it's almost like I'm singing and dancing when I start fighting when I gorgeous so I'm like um don't don't trust the creepy wooden tree girl don't trust the cre

epy wooden tree girl and I go to attack it um with my sword I look at fie it's crazy to see your Heroes at work uh that's his BL nine plus five 9 plus 5 so that is a 14 you do hit which one are you attacking the one that's attacking Dolores or the one that's the one that's attacking Dolores okay great um so uh goad and roll for damage D6 be careful the clanking dice I already have it out four plus three this dryad that has been attacking yall with the shalele uh arm it is not looking so hot like

some leaves are starting to fall off and you can see it take a little bit more of like a tree form and then back to more of a spirit form it seems to be on its last legs here um which is good news because next up we have bug okay um he's on his last leg that that one that woman okay um I'm going to take her okay how you doing it I'm gonna take her and I'm gonna freaking uh take my light hammer and knock on her like it's freaking Judge Judy amazing roll to hit hit TV all right 16 plus three o th

at definitely hits roll for damage okay uh that is one a D4 then how do I know which one four oh yeah four du du that is a four plus plus one four plus one that's a five so okay so you take your hammer and it hits right smack into the middle of the core of this thing and from the middle starts to burn up and just and you see these little wisps return to the trees and the forest that dryad is down the last one that's left looking at good health is the one that's whispering to Fernie and it is unf

ortunately its turn I whisper at Koda did you see what I did I did yeah I saw it yeah I know you did but I just making sure Coda did I actually wanted that one so we can talk later what I wanted that one what do you mean you wanted that one well I keep track of my kills you took it from him so the uh it's fine we'll talk about it later so this dryad that's been whispering to ferie um gives him a little like rub on the shoulder and shows that like everything is fine you know it just Whispers I'll

be back and it goes over to you bug and it uh Bernie or goes up to me oh it goes up to you bug because it just watched you kill its its friend or whatever it was and it tries it doesn't even take the time to turn its arm into that strong stump it just rakes at you with these fla with these claws here um so tell me does a 10 hit you uh no no it does not okay so it misses with that and it's just sitting there in raage and just in time Fernie it is your turn now you're able to roll that D20 again

to see if you can break out of its spell okay so Fernie fernie's there spirals in his eyes but all a sudden he tries to kind of shake shake it off uh he rolls a 15 ooh uh plus uh that's a wisdom uh plus five so you snap out of it and realize that this thing is going for your friends and no this isn't this isn't your buddy this is something you actually used to kill all the time oh God it doesn't need protection from you you need protection from it so now you are back to normal for your turn what

would you like to do uh I I suddenly come to I see my friends in trouble and I see this Fay and it triggers something deeply innate in this thing and my eyes like go dark and then red and then I'm going to use Primal savagery it's almost like the combat form of this it's like and then uh thorns and stuff start to grow out of like his hands and everything like everything sharpens and gets more intense and he just loses it and it's more of like like like like more robotic sounds coming out of him

as he just starts to like spin like his waist like he's just spinning in like a helicopter running forward at this um so roll to hit uh okay I look at Kota it's crazy to see your hero 11 plus 5 11 plus 5 so that's a 16 so that definitely hits so you are whiring into this thing and as it's like looking at bug it just looks up and just takes this hit to the face um roll for damage all right so that's 1 d10 acid uh a seven all right great so you do seven damage to this thing which is a hefty hit a

nd even though it is it's self-made of plants the Thorns that you have something clearly seeps inside of it that just starts to burn at the skin and it's having a real hard time with this you guys are watching in awe as Fernie just went from being completely useless to being this huge force in battle and it really gets you uh revved up I have never seen his body just turn so his core just completely switched around I I want to be honest I've heard a lot about you and I was so worried when you wa

lked into the tavern and you just said alcohol that you were a dumbass but you're not you're my hero you're strong he's he's still in war mode [Laughter] like bug you're really playing it cool yeah so Dolores seeing all this seeing how Fernie was able to whip himself into shape even though you've taken a few hits on the head it is your turn and it is time for Action what are you going to do I'm going to use another Eldridge blast incredible because these women are just driving me insane you're s

aying women we will unpack that later I cook up another one a fuzzy cute little ball with a smiley face on it and I start to throw it that is an 18 plus plus five that Nails it right in the face give me a damage roll here 9 + three all right so this fuzzy ball lands extremely delicately on the dryad dryad looks down for a moment there's just then there's this colossal blast of ELD power shoots its chest through its back and again the Wisps start to disintegrate and return to the trees and surviv

ed this encounter not only that you did it with flying colors four things in the forest attacked you and you've survived you can't break the power of love that's right so right after this uh gunar starts trotten up with the uh with the horse and with the revamped Carriage here situation and he's like hey I saw that whole thing I uh just kind of wanted to see what y'all could do yeah so it's the crossbow it isn't me hey the crossbow is new listen I know you're trying to prove yourself to them tod

ay I don't know what that to prove yourself to me listen you don't have to prove yourself to me we had a good talk up there right yeah yeah you're safe there's a safe space don't look at me right now my braids are out no your braids are out it's uh your hair is uh there's a little bit in your face let me just move that for you real quick we got to get this bandaged up for you don't worry I've got to here uh drink drink this I haven't finished in a long time Jesus Christ holy you just Eldridge bl

asted someone and you're cuz he touched your head we haven't finished we're not there yet guys he right he's right you're not there yet here drink this health potion I got a couple more in back there you know what drink that health potion you took a little damage too huh big guy why don't you drink a health potion oh thank you oh wow both you have a store four Health nice thank you so much y'all hop into gun thar's Carriage to continue the last leg of the trip here and although that battle did t

ake you a minute and the sun has set it's not quite that late we're talking 900 p.m. so you're still right on time the delivery has to be made by morning so you're feeling pretty good about things Bernie dude what was she saying to you back there she was saying you funie don't does that F you have to be really careful of women like that you can't just talk to Crazy wooden tree girls they'll take all your money she didn't try to she didn't try to take any of my money though she just asked me to p

rotect her oh oh yeah from gun thar's lap I go well it felt like she knew you from somewhere yeah did y'all date no oh good good good no I never dated her so how okay have you dated anybody ferie I don't think so okay virgin virgin good sounds like a virgin keep it that way yeah so um that was pretty awesome yeah you threw that that soft little softball at her blew her chest through her back well it's a specialty that I have that was really scary yeah I blew a hole through her whole body yeah it

was awful she looked like she was in severe pain and seeing hell as poor girl I could hear some otherworldly screams coming from it looked like an anti-smoking commercial stop watching so much TV bug bug your crossbow yeah that really was embarrassing yeah that was a little rough for all of us actually it's okay sweetie but it was kind of cool that you managed to hit your own shoe and and nail it into the ground yeah if that's what you were trying to do then that's awesome yeah that's what I wa

s trying to do the shoe was bothering me badass um yeah I had that one though just just a record yeah yeah I I want to apologize um if there's any like not like anything you think that I can do better at um yeah maybe shoot the target the first time okay Kota bug's really trying like he's been trying okay please don't be my mom right now you know I don't know what else to be that felt like a man to be like well that's the my that's my oh my God that's that's what written down it says that's my c

haracter game honey dog that was the Primal savagery right there yeah um all so gunar turns to you bug and he's just like py and I make a recommendation take sorry out of your vocabulary replace it with thank you thank you for bearing with me while I work through some things you know stuff like that g dude that was great advice that is so hot and kind thank you you're welcome as the as the night gets a little bit later but not too late start seeing the distance some tall wooden stakes and as the

Mist clears in this Maritime forest and you start to smell even more salt like you're even closer to the ocean you realize this is an entire encampment uh wooden walls as far as the eye can see but you can tell they bend in a little bit circularly so this is definitely your destination gun our points out now we're here the settlement in the gendel marshes this is gendel G This Is Where I Leave y'all got to make your delivery in there and uh I'll be waiting when you're done I thought you were go

ing to spend the night I got to watch the carriage thank you gunar I really appreciate it hey bug you know I got you all right it just lifts up one hoof and then one hand to also hit like your other um Good Luck in there y'all and hey if I got any advice for you just be polite around these guys okay okay all right you all right you all right you oh no you're dumb after after gunthar walks away I turn to everyone I go you know he was a really weird looking horse gar is like only a few feet from y

ou just stands like turns back around it's like and just says like hey he brought us the whole way here all right so he just like sort of sidles off to the side of the rad tree and starts like putting together a tent to like care for the horse and care for the carriage and just keep watch of things Oh e way right good bug and I are um Fernie and Kota can see right over us but we are going to both leave marching order well I feel like we should probably knock like three times as normally and and

there's no guards or anything out front give me a roll it's a perception that's a 16 so so uh Fernie as he's walking up kind of like H like some like weird gadgets and gizmos come out of his head to kind of observe and analyze the front gate area so you can see at the very top top of the gates uh there's clearly a platform on the other side and there's uh two little guys looking over you can't quite make out their shape quite yet but like they're aware that you're here and they look really excit

ed and really ready they look really ready for you to start knocking or saying something hello hi guys um we're here to deliver immediately before you even finish your sentence one of them jumps down from this 15t tall gate lands directly in front of you with this flourish and bows deeply and says welcome everyone welcome my name is rum Pam the greeter of the gates and who are all of you the greater of the gates the greeter of the gates it is my official title I am the one who greets those who v

isit our gates good social skills the greeter of the gates you have to understand that sounds like you're greeting Gates I am greeting you and I am at the gates I will work on it though he bows even more deeply so you see in front of you he is about three feet tall um he is like a frog this is very much a little frog person um hence the jumping abilities and all that good stuff he's dressed in what you can tell used to be Rags but have been cobbled into some finery maybe with some like found pie

ces of metal and maybe with some like bones and things from the forest but you can tell he's he's very dressed very proper to make a right entrance I love when someone dresses up for guests I'm Dolores hi Dolores I'm Charmed I'm sure it's a crazy name my name is ramam the greeter of the gates it is my title Charmed for and then uh you hear a voice coming from above being like I am Crawley the opener of the gates is it time for me to open the gates it is I need confirmation from R pom rum it's ti

me okay sorry for doubting you it's okay and with uh the hear the sound of a crank a large crank the gates slowly start to open and what were clearly just Cobble together in tied pieces of logs and wood making these Gates belly the beautiful insides stone pathways clearly made by very expert Masons lead to an a beautiful city center with a fountain and it's bustling with life there are lights everywhere frog people everywhere there's children laughing and playing in the streets performers dancin

g with little sparklers and even a juggler there there are people handing out Foods that aren't quite familiar to you but the children most of all seem excited to get these as though they're they're treats of some kind oh I grab one you grab one fantastic they're like uh hello I'm I'm gimme I'm gimme the maker of the treats well gimme can you gimme some treats Kota sorry that is the first that is the first time that can't be that no I serious that just can't be I am gimi maker of the treats and

that is the first time oh so um rum pom uh begins to lead y'all into uh what is clearly this well-built town hidden in the middle of the forest all occupied by frog people rum pom um says come although I am greeter of the gates I can be off duty for a moment to bring you inside and then someone pops up from the bottom there said I'm Cho bringer of the visitors and stuff like I've I've got I've got this I've got this I've got uh and rum pom takes her hand to lores and says come let us let us Walt

inside so so cute thank you so little I I'm glad I can see a woman who recognizes her s cute and little I'm so glad your visitors have arrived in time for you see tonight is the festival we weren't expecting you till morning but now you get to take part in the celebrations isn't this wonderful aren't the Lights Fantastic welcome to grenelle you need a little lotion on your hands are a bit rough oh I'm so embarrassed oh no no no he whistles real quick and then uh a little guy pops up and he's li

ke I'm Tomo the lotion yeah I could I could no we could have guessed you guys are really delegated with all your jobs here big on our titles you need some lotion uh no uh that frog and I am outie okay he just like at rum pom he's like so uh as y'all are having this interaction um you see all the frogs start to turn one by one almost like a wave they are turning they are turning they're turning and this shadowed presence starts to walk and make its way towards you and as it walks into the torch l

ight you see that this is another frog person but much larger and much much more regally dressed I bow all the frogs bow even more deeply the second kot of bows I bow oh fantastic all the frogs fdie just kind of like at like at a 90° angle just like turn thank you for your deep boughs clearly you have studied our customs my name is Garland it is is a name Shaman of our civilization keeper of our culture reader of TOMS and you are early it's my crossbow we are why didn't you tell us you knew what

time we were supposed to get yeah when did you get that watch it's just it's just a like sun Su dial thing where it's like just a triangle pointing out of his rist just can see the Shadow the shadow keeps moving cuz the Torches in the background he doesn't even know what he's doing he's just you can't tell what time it is for me that's I'm sorry I also lied that's not a watch well uh with all due respect it's a delivery so can't we just drop it off yeah I think we get a tip for that oh I'm sorr

y you misread my tone we don't get visitors here very often again my name is Garland and I am quite Overjoyed that you are here when you are we expected you by morning but now you can enjoy our Hospitality again it is the night of the festival and as our guests you are more than welcome to eat drink dance or take some rest for yourself we can prepare a bog ooh I love a little tub tub okay great excellent a bed is great for me we're a little stinky I see well we don't worry about stink here but I

can see what we can do for you we have a lotion Bearer no soap though oh I met him he's lovely he squirted soap all over the bottom of my leg gumo pops back up and he's just like does someone do someone need lotion again no no thank you just was mentioning you sorry I forgot I tug like this thank you all right let me know if you need any lotion for your oh no we're good I got plenty all over my leg ROM is still just like oh can I have like poor guy poor guy um all right so uh you are all standi

ng here in the evening and uh you can hear there just the chirping of crickets in the background and the chirping of the chirping of the chirping of like outside there outside well Garland did you want this yes oh yeah why we're here please that Waits until morning oh again the delivery must take place in the morning as as scheduled why we are a society of rules we didn't always used to be we were once viewed as evil little tricksters but we found ourselves at the tail end of culture as it Advan

ced Beyond us the city shunned us so we found amongst ourselves our own manners our own code of ethics and beyond that look what we have created listen if you want us to give this to you in the morning you could have just said that I did he did just say that he said you were early for the delivery he just took the toad less travel he just doesn't want a tip we are guest he doesn't want he doesn't want to give us I want to can we pump the brakes real quick oh God what was that oh God my God what

the the joke you just made I want to hear it again um I said you took the you took the toad Les traveled and there's just a silence in the air holy and he just goes and then all of a sudden all at once this chorus of croaking frogs just laughing and croaking all at the same time the entire city is cheering they're like yeah I get a full on erection we have not had See Your Heroes at work no we have not had jity like this in a long time the festival is tonight and everyone's like so what would yo

uall like to do I want to look around and gauge what kind of festivities are exactly Happening Here fantastic um roll um you know what you're looking around roll investigation here we go uh 17 uh it's plus zero I believe for uh investig investigation okay Finn that's a great role so um you're clocking every little point in this area here and you see that the uh the village is all centered around this circular um Plaza that has the fountain in the middle but every little part has its own section

this is the food sector this is the relaxation sector you can see some uh some of these frog men whatever they may be you know rubbing each other on the back sort of rubbing mud on there being happy you see um you know off in the distance there are some uh people that are clearly in charge of farming and there's like these swarms of bugs that they're sort of keeping in cages um but it's just everybody in this Village is outside right now you can tell there's nobody in the homes everybody's stoke

d um and most of them probably don't plan on sleeping tonight I'll walk up to uh the food area or actually I'll walk up to this this mud uh massage place yes all right and so he walks up he's slaying down but like I bend down like down to his level I'm like hey what are you guys celebrating what was that what are you celebrating hi I'm tongo tongo are you tongo receiver of massages oh my God you've heard of me yes I'm tongo receiver of massages and also receiver of pleasantries of all kinds like

fantastic it's my favorite I definitely won the title Lottery this year you're czy so sry you change every year you're crazy yeah yeah yeah yeah I mean we've all got to have change in our lives right that's a cool way what were you last year tongo uh I was a lotion Bearer worst job oh yeah that seems like a bad job I don't know why that's a job here anyway yeah everything's a job here oh name interesting uh um hair braider we don't well not that we don't have hair oh right but we do use hair to

make ropes oh I love ropes wait so what's what's the party oh tonight's party nice Festival we're celebrating our strength the strength of our village here tongo we're just like stoked that we've made it to where we are right now you know we were just like little guys on a bog before but look at this look at all the stone have you guys like looked at the statues oh oh no you see that the there's um adorning every uh little pathway of stone there these beautiful statues of very proud frogs and y

ou maybe can't tell that they're different but they are and you know different different Heroes of their age some of them are clearly you know looking at books and you know one of the books is upside down but you know it looks very uh very very strongly at the books and so they're just like you know we're celebrating that we're like we're no longer the little guys you know we could be on the same level as like humans dwarves El like halflings halflings too yeah yeah yeah you're still Little Love

Is Love right right I'm sorry I thought you meant like half elves half Lings is that what you are yeah we haven't had one of you that's great oh I'm the first yeah hopefully not the last look at you look at me you're a tall drink of water well never heard that before in my life thank you yeah I don't even wear heels what's up nothing um tongo are there any like libraries around here libraries no I'm so sorry books are so few and far between here on account of the moisture and the mud we tried t

o keep them here before but um no there's there's a couple books here and there but maybe that's the next step in your Society yeah that's such a good idea we'll get right to that after the festival so H um does this Festival go all night Longo you can do whatever you want during the festival within reason we are a society of rules but yeah it's about enjoying yourself and having fun but when you're sleepy and you want to go to bed dang it sister you go to bed where do we go to bed well I'm sure

they can comp a nice bog for you I don't oh bed would be cool too a bed uh can bug look outside cuz you said there was a lot of bugs outside yeah you you guys are outside this is like all like an outdoor Festival okay how close are we to them to the bugs yeah um there's just like General like oh oh I'm sorry you're talking about the the like the ones that are being like um animal husbandry like farmed um that's like down the way okay I just yeah okay bug's just being really quiet because I got

bullied by a bug and I'm scared oh got it yeah can I ask something you already did oh true can I ask another thing you just did you keep saying you're a society of rules what are your rules M our rules we're big on hierarchy I don't know if you noticed that but everybody here has titles and our titles must be recognized and respected you don't go above your title unless you do something big and also when someone has a bigger am I boring you oh no also when someone has a bigger title than you you

must bow you must bow deeply okay yes we don't steal from each other anymore we don't uh fight each other anymore um and that's it okay sounds really great yeah so where's all this food you guys are talking about I'll check it out oh you know what I can stop being receiver of massages for a minute and rum pom is just like do you need someone to guide them it's like yeah yeah I do and then uh tongo just without even saying goodbye just sort of like Nestles back in as the person behind them is ju

st like continues like needing their back with mud but rum pum if you're here who's greeting the gates oh we're not expecting any more visitors tonight but I would be in quite a bit of trouble if we if we did get them get who visitors visitors visitors Dolores relax is there a sign up for the mud bath oh I can give you a mud bath whenever you'd like that's not your job though what's up that's not your job look at her man help me out here hey can you be cool I don't know what's going on yeah righ

t I'm trying to get something going on do you know what I'm saying oh my God I'm right here I am a woman of respect that's right we're you are Dolores the woman of respect and I bow incredibly deeply um to the point where his face is on the ground and Tong is like oh god oh he's going to be stuck there for a while come on let's go okay so um and so uh Dongo Tong tongo I'm down for tongo but R pom he's done is he too like is he too eager is that it he's too eager stay down you can see like his fa

ce is on the ground but it just somehow like like squishes even more like he's just like shamed oh God he might die there happens he's an infian he can breede through his skin right well we are uh so I've known many frogs I can talk to frogs Yeah I can talk to frogs Yeah Yeah but are you a frog or a guy like are you a a uh uh like a person what is your what's your nature actually uh my nature is plus uh two let's do a nature roll for you okay cuz his intelligence is low uh seven actually let's a

ll get let's all get some uh nature rolls real quick four 7 10 seven um okay you know what bug you've seen something like this before but none of you know what these are so like so tongo is literally looking like really I thought I thought we made more of a name for ourselves in the world than that maybe you knew how to read and Rite okay sorry give me some Grace Grace giv thank you we're bullywugs we are a race of amphibious people yes we are very uh similar to frogs um did I spit in your eye I

'm so sorry no I just Mitch oh good I'd be so I don't want to be ice spitter this year um that's a ro oh you don't want to meet him is anyone unemployed well you see and so um actually uh you can see that uh walking back up to again is is the shaman Garland um and he walked up and he said there is one grave consequence to you showing up early you see poor jbus here is jbus right through ref f songs and He is wanting to sing a song to you but you being so early he's not quite done and then Jus go

es I only needed a couple more hours he's like I only needed a couple more hours well better luck next year Jas and then sends him right along and then also walks away in the other direction Jus hold on now bud let you see what you got so far know jum is like didn't start was going to do it tonight Jus you got to get more confident honey if you're going to be a musician you have to be jumas Play From The Heart next year that's the nicest thing I've ever heard you say but what if you get a differ

ent job next year your jumb jumb he just like f Fernie j jumbl jumb fernie's a little wasted Fernie already started drinking four hours ago Fernie had a full yeah a full Barrel fantastic yeah so tongo is just like oh I can tell that you've had a couple um we we have more drinks over here too we ferment the mud water and it actually is I know how it I know how it sounds sounds great so good you were asking about food let's go get some food I'm freaking starving tongo takes you to the food distric

t and you see a bunch of people um at Market stalls just holding out their food to be taken no exchange currency um so there are mostly dishes made of um what appear to be fried bugs um there's one large like grub twirling around like a stick like a like a little steak there um on top of that there ear there these uh little little bowls that are full of uh fried flies Lion King yes bug look it's bugs I guess that will be empowering if I eat them and I just take a huge handful and just down it it

'll be a nice it tastes to you actually uh far better than you would have expected all right thanks tongo hey no problem thanks for remember sorry can you can you see my full title tongo receiver of pleasure yeah there we go thank you I I love that thank you and you're Dolores woman of respect I love this cuz you called yourself that earlier and then I bow deeply oh don't get stuck in the mud oh why wouldn't I want to do that and I'm Kota refuser of titles whoa you can't give yourself a title's

tough he's he's my toughest we're not your kids Dolores well it's all I have well it's all I have I'm a mother it's all I know you are my kids all right amazing um and so uh you look around and you see more festivities are going on the moon is high in the sky it's going to be about midnight um rum pum is off in the distance getting like a pep talk from the from the shaman and you can just hear him say like try in the morning just try in the morning it's okay just try in the morning sleep on it s

leep on it and sing from the heart like you said good it just sends them along I'm making an inside check for anyone sparring oh uh 13 13 um no you don't see any fighting here this is a this is a time of marryt for everybody yeah um now I will say that a lot of the statues around here like since you did roll Insight you can sort of glean this from a lot of the statues show uh proud Warriors holding Spears um you know some of them are even in like an attack position and um even still one of them

is a frog riding like what is clearly a giant toad is like a steed into battle um but like statues all appear to be a little bit on the older side the ones that appear to be more fresh and taken care of from newer Stone all depict uh thinkers uh frogs in adorned robes and all all like Aristo aristocratic and such so they stopped fighting a long time ago it's weird cuz they all seem intelligent but they don't have any books right hey tongo receiver of pleasure do you know where I could go uh to f

ix my crossbow uh my crossbow is just kind of broken um yeah um let's see here um I don't know if we have anyone here for that oh we have bbus fixers of crossbows come on down honestly when I asked the question I knew there would be somebody like that yeah we got everything here thanks there's so many of us uh do you guys mind if I go do that don't mind at all please bug go ahead does anyone want to go with bug and keep him company I'm I'm fine alone Dolores are you sure yeah the last time we le

ft you alone you got bullied by a bug exactly I'm fine alone okay he's going into that place again so while while bug is doing those things what do you all want to be doing I would love someone to rub my feet and I would love a big glass of something sparkling amazing so uh tongo tongo takes you by the hand he like come on live the life I live and is uh you know gets you a glass or something and walks you back along toward where the massages are bye guys I think I'll head off to go talk to these

these fly Wranglers great cuz I'm very curious about these flies yeah okay I'm going to go talk to Garland all right great so let's uh let's do this uh let's see you you make it to bbus First fix your crossbows bbus uh hi uh bug I take my hand out nice to meet you heard about your work and just like slaps his hand in ears it's all sticky I lose my balance a little whoa okay um I got a a crossbow uh that I think isn't working but if I'm being completely honest um I don't know know how to use it

well um and I'm you know when you like are working with people you know when you're the worst player in the band yeah that's how I feel with my new co-workers so um just want to would love your eyes on this crossbow first to tell me if it's good or not and any tips you got yeah yeah yeah and just uh he whips out his tongue and then like know what do like I see what the problem is it's in here now and I point to your Noggin and I'm like you're all worried huh oh no this is getting deep you got al

l kind of worries in there don't you yeah okay bug just starts stopping come here come here list know I got you know and like you're working and you're just if you ever worked with your Heroes I'm working with this guy named kod and he's got a bleed song and when he sings it's what I've been reading about as a kid i' love to read and I I don't want to I don't want to be stupid listen the one thing I won't accept is negative self talk right here you got a good Noggin on your shoulders so start us

ing it believe in yourself and so um this is you you sort of like as time passes uh I am like very mumbling giving you uh advice um so what this is going to do is give you advantage on your next two attack roles with crossbow because now you have confidence vulnerability baby get your um all right shall we check in with Fernie Fernie knows animals so well and that includes bugs and so he walks up to these these fly Wranglers and he's he's just like got some nice flies here I see uh you know I ca

n talk to flies is that right yeah here I can tell you what they're saying and and he he peers down into this cage of just a bunch of flies and he he tries to attune to to what they're saying yeah um so amidst the swarm of flies you just hear he looks up he goes these ones are doing good like oh it's good to know yeah um all right what is uh what is Kota up to um I'm going up to Garland uh I don't know where he is so I'm hoping he's in the he's he's in the city center still you can tell that lik

e you know he just walks along and uh people keep bowing as he passes and you know getting into conversation making sure people are happy and enjoying themselves um and I'm like uh Garland yes please use at least one of my titles Shaman of the culture yeah true Shaman of the some pretty much Keeper of the keys um you tried I did and that's all that matters here thank you we appreciate the attempt um I I just can't encourage you guys enough you're thinkers right yes yes of course um well I do hav

e this alphabet book oh if you wanted to learn to record your history and it's in common you say it is interesting thank you kindly of course you know we do have a few books here but they're reserved for the upper echelons of society the upper Eon yes do the upper echelons also change titles every year oh heavens know when you get your permanent title that is when you join the upper ranks where are these people ah you're looking at him historically we've had many and I would love to have more bu

t for now I am the only one hence my three titles oh I see yes and how does one become an Echelon oh uh join the upper echelons of Society you must distinguish yourself somehow uh perform an excellent deed save something um discover something um make your name known in the annals of History surely you could relate to that desire I can yes well thank you Garland of course anything else no that's all fantastic can can we show Dolores getting her feet rubbed and just going like and I have had a rea

l conversation with a man in 10 years oh God that feels so good I broke my ankle when I was little so that feels really good right now E I don't know why this is gross let me just say this to you right now men or dirt men are dirt I know yes tongo yeah oh God I know and like look here's what I want you to do yes as soon as the sun is out again I want you to look deep into that Bog Water and look at the reflection back at you oh yeah and I want you to say you're enough I want you to say you're en

ough I don't know if I can do that Tonga you can oh God that feels good yes it does you're enough I can okay yeah I just want to be a good person to these to my group to my family you almost said these what to your these what these children I see a protector in you thank you God that feels good this is an enlightened frog Society God damn are en reading so it's but they have statues of them reading yeah there's oral Traditions there's other ways to pass culture so you know it's getting to be pre

tty late it's almost 1:00 a.m. um 1:00 a.m. 2 a.m. uh are you all ready to go to bed oh yeah so you can make a delivery in the morning exhausted Ficus the maker of beds is just is just livid and he's just like he's just like walking into um he's just like walking you guys into this like waddle and do Hut and you can like it's a little bit off the beaten path but you can like hear um excitement the distance and FAS is just like here are your beds thank you FAS oh okay anything else I would love u

m an extra blanket for the top of my body cuz it it's close to my heart and it gets cold oh my God and so he just like walks out 15 minutes later he comes back he's like hi Fus uh inventor of beds inventor of blankets um hope you enjoy these oh that's great just like plops them down it's wet it's wet yeah well it's we don't have those here okay so that just like it's I had to make it it's perfect thanks you're welcome it's it's giving teenager intern no it's it's giving someone who had a differe

nt title and then they said we need something called beds and I was like what are that and they're like figure it out dip I think I got pretty close kind of but I lost my other title hey Fus the cool thing is next year you're going to have a new title so you only have to stick with it for a year that's true yeah what was your title before maker of beds a h of sex dog hell yeah awesome dude no it's a bummer from h of sex to man that's brutal cuz now you have to make the bed have sex know and I ca

n see the A to B but I'm just like can you see why I'm pissed I got to give pleasure to tongo that's a grade A Prime piece of meat out there don't talk about tongo like that yeah I could say things about tongo you could only drink anyway thank you so much sleepy all right so yall go to bed I do a little knock thing on Fernie and his body like opens up into like a palette oh nice oh my God I love it when he opens up like that go to bed could I could I sleep on that pillow next yours of course a b

ug just sleeps on pillows of course would you like could just share some of my blanket uh no I don't need a blanket he's pass eyes open God I hate when he sleeps when his eyes open before yall uh you know bug did just pass out but before youall go to bed is there anything else you want to say to each other is this new mercenary band who survived your first day together I'm proud of us we really murdered some things correct Kota yeah we're all right uh we'll get used to that maybe Jesus oh God a

bug just fell out of his mouth um God I'm working as my heroes I love my heroes oh no oh no dreaming again that's really embarrassing they don't know it but they're only Heroes oh God all right so y'all have a full night's rest so any spells that you've cast I know you were actually saving them mostly in that first battle but uh any spells that you cast they're back um all your your HP is full up back to normal you are at full health um weirdly somehow even though they just invented beds I don't

know if it's the salty Misty air I don't know if it's how warm everything was the torch light pouring in from the windows but this is the best night of sleep any of you have had in a very long time in the morning uh you wake up and you uh this is the day to make the delivery so wow morning everyone good morning morning I Whittle this I hold up a little frog person oh my God in your sleep uh I only need 4 hours so I don't know why but that feels like cultural appropriation I thought it was reall

y nice I noticed a chunk missing from my arm and I'm like hey h needs that he can grow more let's go give these frogs this Stone this Stone yes delivery time let's go get them Stone okay okay ferie ferie Fernie have you ever smoked no I'm made of wood right right that'd be wild that would be dead so let's get the stone and then move on to our second mission yeah maybe it'll be more intense maybe we get to go fight that Kraken cuz maybe it killed those other guys yeah those losers that bullied us

yeah all right so y'all make your way out and uh walk into the city center and you see it's about 50 ft in diameter like it's this huge almost perfectly round Stone Circle so again even though they can't read like they've clearly got a good grasp on like carving and geometry and things like this um and uh they're all circled around it standing there ready so excited for you to complete your delivery and they they start to all bow all at once almost like dominoes falling down deeply as they wait

for you to make this delivery um Garland is in the center near the fountain and walks to you all 50 ft pretty slowly just like shuffling up to you he's coming he's coming I'm I'm coming why is he walking so far I don't know sh I'm coming can he jump he's aing frog so he makes his way up to you and says good morning the festival is finally over you must be very excited I know we all are jbus dude yeah don't you have a song yeah we were told there maybe a song yeah jumas you can be confident I le

arned that last night I'm afraid who you're talking to is CCO you didn't hear the news what jumis passed in his sleep what some say it was of a broken heart others the alcoholism oh but no matter for that now it is time to make the delivery worry not about jambus but he just died just died happens because of us not because of you did he finish the song nope it sounds like he just drank too many y'all yeah sucks no he probably just got wasted and he died or maybe they killed him because he sucked

I mean no no he's just quite Dead We I honest to goodness we did not kill him you can make an inside check if you you want like I mean who cares he was a sad little guy this doesn't feel right to me yeah it doesn't feel right to me 14 uh he is telling the truth wow is he's like yeah no all of us are broken over jbus but he wouldn't want his memory to spoil the festival not after all the fun we've had what's crazy is that before he went to bed he talked to me um what and he gave me the lyrics to

his song and I pull out the scroll that I've been working on for a while what's your what's your deception um how about how about uh how about uh performance cuz I'm in front of all I'm in front of all these people cuz you literally are like he he talked to me last it's all right so roll roll a D20 to see if you are able to deceive and have us believe to 15 whoa jus' final words we thought we'd never hear them and yet you have them in front of you please tell us will you sing it wow can't belie

ve that really happened wowot friends are the things that you love in your life it doesn't have to be a husband or wife oh friends get you through the times you thought you would ever not friends are your hard friends are your soul what friends make you more than your whole friends they persevere through it all friends they they never let you fall I just have tears throughout all that Fernie was in the back [Laughter] like Fernie Fernie fie fie you're no I would say that's one of the most beauti

ful songs I've ever heard you're an excellent singer I I am afraid I must give you a new title you are Koda Lyricist of Eternity it's not me it is it's jbus okay I forgot excuse their back and be like then I'm Overjoyed to hear that jambus died with a new title jambus Lyricist of Eternity and everyone starts to cheer and bow at the same time and be like there will be a new Statue there will be a new Statue May thank you for making this a much more heartfelt and sad moment than I thought it would

ever be of course all right I had plan okay I'd love to give you oh yes oh please the delivery must be ended by you please one of you to the pedestal in the middle you'll find the spot where that stone tablet must be set oh okay just do it okay let's do it yeah sure so I'm going to just take it out of my purse and I'm going to put it on this lovely platform and uh it's there all right so yeah you saw like this uh this perfectly circular indent um no rough edges at all and yet it is is clearly m

ade from a different piece of stone and it's just wild to you to think about how well this must have been carved with the technology that they have surely this is something greater than them or their incredible Artisans but either way while you're thinking about that it sinks in and fits perfectly and rotates just a little bit and you start to feel a rumbling Beneath Your Feet you have one chance to make an action right now what do you do while the rumbling is clearly coming from directly beneat

h your feet so I feel the rumbling and my mother instincts kick in and all my babies are by themselves staring at me that's you guys and so I jump up I I bend down with my huge thighs and I use all the horsepower that I have in my thighs and I jump up and I do a backflip and I land and I huddle everyone around me all right so for a backflip I'm going to need an acrobatics check um can you roll your D20 for the acrobatics yep that just feels performative 13 plus plus four yeah you have a plus fou

r to acrobatics yeah I the exactly as Dolores said uh those those powerful mom thighs uh uh jumping backwards landing and and clutches you all in so you're all in this group together and you look on as the plaza begins to split and what you previously thought was flat marshlands gives way to a huge tank of water and this musty smell comes out of it and you realize this hasn't been opened in an incredibly long time could be hundreds of years could be thousands oh but all the bullywugs start to ch

eer and scream and joy and they start to rock back and forth and chant out of the water you see something that is um brownish gray and very slick and you see scales going down what appears to be a neck and it's this giant reptilian head just the head that pops out of the water slams onto the ground and drags in a whole section and all the ones around it are like Yay look chosen chosen we did it your new title is chosen one and you see like waves in the water as the thing starts to swim around th

is is a weird party this is a sacrifice this is so cool I get to share this with my heroes no so Garland turns to you and says it matters not what it is your job is done thank you for participating in an our festival and Garland starts to walk away and as he's doing that you see this thing emerge from the water again pull down another huge section of bullywugs into its mouth submerge and then you feel a rumble again as it starts to slam and you look across the water and there is another section

of this tank that appears to be a large stone slab like a gate and it's slamming against that slamming against this watery gate and while this is happening Garland begins to mutter as a power moves from his hand and starts making the gate shake and turn bright bright red I feel like we should just leave guys I think we should just probably go we did the delivery I can probably do hold you all and do another backflip out of herey you guys we're not leaving this doesn't feel like our business kot

it is our business what do you know I don't know a lot but I know this Society ised but what can we do they're not reading and writing except for some of them are only a certain amount of them are allowed to read and write wasn't our job they only told us to deliver this and to leave it might not be our job in the beginning but it's our job now he's right he's right we can't just abandon this family think about tongo think about Fus think about rum pom think about if we kill this thing that this

thing is like a kraken and then we tell those other guys that we we did that then they're going to we can do it for Glory too it's actually such a good point this maybe we can while being good while being good people we can also prove that we're fire down for a win-win you've gotten confident yeah I had a great talk with some frog last night you don't remember his name is he chosen oh he might be chosen no he's the one let's go save those guys okay good Garland Garland is uh now like close to t

he gate so he's about 100 ft away from you not within yelling distance you just see him concentrating his power on the gate so here's what you see in front of you this giant Beast pops out of the water this time a little bit more and you can start to see a shell on its back it almost looks like a colossal Turtle but something is wrong with it by far it is a monstrosity Garland is concentrating all of his power on the gate doing some kind of incantation the stone tablet that you've put into the p

edestal has moved away on to the right side with that even split what should we take the tablet and stop this do you think that'll stop it I don't know let's try well we were supposed to give the tablet right we can't walk away with taking the tablet okay you two go get the tablet we'll go talk to Garland yes I could also it is a giant it looks like a giant turtle I could maybe talk to the turtle honestly that's really smart so true you I've got this guys I'm going to go talk to this Turtle grea

t uh so fernie's talked to plenty of turtles before so he feels very confident that he can talk to this this giant turtle all right so what do you say uh so I say stop stop it uh don't do this stop eating them they're they're not frogs you get through the part of stop before it's like and like grabs another uh uh like a a sad of bullywugs and uh in that batch you see uh bbus uh the top half of verbus in its mouth and just go and just get Tak B bug the dad I never had oh that's not my fault I'm d

oing investigation on the turtle can we hurt it oh can you hurt it oh what's your what's your can I hurt the T can I can I beat up can I can we win against the turtle what' you roll you 12 + 5 12+ 5 um so investigation specifically um you look around and you start to notice that not only are there statues here there are murals and you know now in the in the cold light of day you see that they're in on these murals this Turtle Beast has clearly been written about for a long long time there are pi

ctures of it destroying entire cities there are pictures of it sinking boats there are pictures of it jumping out of the water and attacking a dragon I don't think you're going to be able to do very much to it okay okay Turtles out Turtles out sorry guys tablet or Garland I'll break the T let T let's break okay so you guys start to run to the tablet are all of you doing this yes excellent so I've got bug right in my arm and I'm just like leaping with my thighs amazing I'm appreciative that you p

icked me up but I never asked for it two of them hop out in front of you with very crude Spears um and and one of them says like I am BBY stopper of trespasses you're not going to stop the sacrifice we are all chosen we're not trespassers we've been greeted by the greeter of gates ramom we are guests in your village we're not and we're not trespassers ROM shall fall then um Everybody roll initiative oh my God we go 20 ooh 18 11 3 20 all right so first up we have Fernie what are you going to do f

erie they're in between you and the tablet so there I fernie's running forward and he's going to use wild shape and turn into a giant Badger but it's like he at midun he turns he like robotically like his all of his body like changes and he turns into like a still robotic wooden giant Badger okay okay and running forward leaping at the stopper of trespassers so I'm first going to uh bite him I'm going to come out and just try to like land and bite his fraking head nice um roll roll a D20 to see

if it hits okay uh 19 woo yeah that definitely hits um for damage okay so that's uh it says hit 4 1 D6 + 1 five plus one all right that's six damage that's pretty good and then I can then second thing yeah so I've got my my whole mouth robotic mouth around his head and now I'm going to rip out these Claws and try to like also shred him okay try to hit again uh 15 yeah that hits um and that's 2 D4 oh yeah plus one so uh that's a one and a uh three plus one so that's uh five okay so this bullywug

we just watch you go from like this gentle giant uh to this terrifying Beast you split it absolutely in half it doesn't even have a chance to drop its spear the spear and the shield land and just sort of pink on the ground um and then and the one looks down to it it's like he didn't get to be CH chosen bug goes nuts fire yay hell yeah we have Dolores next I'm going toing Eldridge blast this do it I am so upset right now and I love my ferie that turned into a beaver okay so I am going to grab fro

m the back of my braids these cute little flowers that I put in there and I'm going to start to put the flowers together rub them really really really really tight and it turns into dust and then I blow the dust right in its face hell yeah roll the hit 18 plus 20's y roll for damage eight plus three that would be an 11 okay so this one also the dust lands on it and goes no no no no no no it's like a bunch of tiny little like just all blasted into like frog goo on the back uh neither of them is c

hosen next up it is kota's turn all these bullywugs start to notice and they hear those like up and they start to turn and look at you um but they are pretty far away so some of them start making their way towards you but they're not going to be that fast soota it is your turn how far away is the tablet you guys are right up next to it like it is maybe 10 ft away from you 15 ft okay then as a bonus action I'm casting expeditious Retreat just so I can start dashing okay and then as my action I'm

going to this up all right how are you going to try to do that um should I just take it we don't want to take it we just want to break it so I'll give you a free action to try to take it if that's what you want to do okay I'm I'm I'm taking should so the masonry here is so perfect and smooth and flat there's no way for you to get your your fingernails in it there's no um there's no way to pop it out um it is made for this slot so and I guess I'm pulling out snakes Talon yes okay I like this song

and then I'm just fing going to town why don't you just roll for damage four plus seven seven damage damage great so um you can see that uh when you hit this thing with your simitar there's a little bit more resistance than you would even expect from Stone there is something magical about this uh clearly some enchantments on it but you can tell that you have done some damage bug it is your turn okay because I saw um Cota with the sword I know that I got a hammer and I can hit that thing amazing

so I get up to it and I'm like let's go bug and I H hit it like it's Judge Judy two 2 plus 1 three three um all right all right great um perfect so you start to see there's a little bit of a shimmering light on top of it uh when you hit it with that hammer and that shimmering light has a little bit of a a crack run down it um immediately go I made a crack I made a crack good job good job bug C didn't make a crack I made a crack true okay I chipped it I warmed it up for you don't fight I think i

t was the hammer that did the crack me so that's the end of that round um as this happens and the crack starts to you know uh show um Garland is uh you know having a little bit more of a hard time and he and he sees the gate shake a little bit more um and he turns over to you and he just Ys stop them and all these other bully wogs turn and they're all beining toward you and you know Garland is shaking his hands trying his hardest to hold on not good not good but they're not at you yet um one mor

e round here Fernie you're up oh you trying to attack this thing uh the the stone stone yeah okay yeah as a giant Badger I will try to attack this Stone you can just roll for damage uh okay uh I it was a d10 that I rolled right yeah okay here we go I'm going to try to sink my tooth into it a bang get it uh that's a three okay three is good and now you do your claws okay yeah claws so that's 2 d4s I believe right uh it's one and a uh two two great um set six more total damage all right you see uh

there's so many cracks in this thing now the corners are trying to start to repair themselves but you can see that you really messed this thing up it almost looks like a spiderweb um Dolores your turn this thing is on its last legs okay I see that it's almost ready to go I start to kneel down with my thick thick thighs I'm almost away from the ground it's almost like I'm sitting but I'm not and I pull out from behind me a glass of milk and I'm like yes Mama yes Mommy and I take the milk and I g

o do what you do best make our bones strong and then I pour the milk all over the tablet immediately okay so the milk seeps into those cracks and just blows it in the dust the tablet has been destroyed and with that Garland and the pink energy that is flying from his hands is severed and he flies backwards and the turtle dragon as it Rams into the gate just shatters it like it was paper and makes its way out to the Sea Garland stands up and says fools how will we control Our God now oh God and a

ll the bully wogs start to turn to you and croak and it sounds different this time there's a rage to it and Garland starts croaking louder than the rest of them and you see from out of the forest come giant toads standing at attention in formation and the bullywugs mount them as Knights pulling out Spears forming a failen and Garland says kill them oh oh we need to go okay I grab bug and I start running picked me up at least we did the right thing right it was a wild animal it was caged that's r

ight right right we freed it and as you are making your way beining for the city Gates you can't help but notice all the murals depicting a turtle Dragon leveling cities sinking ships and devouring whales whole I'm like oh Sho oh I get it with my thighs and our heroes are running for their lives as you've noticed the murals of the turtle Dragon destroying ancient cities ravaging coasts you don't have time to think about what you've just done because what you need to do is leave looking behind yo

u you see the beautiful stone masonry that was so impressive in the middle of the city crumble away giving way to something that looked almost like a different city entirely Dark Crystal maybe but it's too late because water and mud mix and obscure your view pulling in Bully wugs with it the bullies are unable to find footing familiar with ocean and mud but not the combination of the two some of them are crushed beneath Stone some of them are still being taken by the waves the turtle Dragon left

others dumbfounded at the fall of their cult but a few are giving Chase to you on giant toads and you are running up to the front Gates which of course closed overnight but you need to get past them in order to get to gunfire and the wagon what do you do how tall are these Gates they're 15 F feet tall what's that ground look like crumbling behind you bit by bit sort of like an Indiana Jones thing but it's better cuz we're doing it um but everything is still okay going up to you so it's this com

pletely paved thick like perfectly flat solid Stone up until the gate which then becomes a muddy path again are we still holding the did we break the we did I think bug got the final hit on that and was very impressed and everyone was very very well done bug good job bug did a bug oh my God that was hug that was chance not he got for character development okay gar Gar we're coming I think he can hear us you don't hear anything from the other side we keep running is there anyone in our way as you

start to approach the gate you start to make out the shape of four different bullies and in the chaos and the dust and the smoke you're not quite sure what you are seeing can someone give me a perception check what is not me I roll like everybody can actually cuz you're all looking for it ahead of you right what what dice is our per oh a two that's a two 18 oh wait wait wait two wait a second 20 20 so Dolores and Kota looking forward you see the shape of four bullywugs but Dolores you are just

perceptive enough looking through this smoke let's be honest it's not the first time that you have looked through smoke Dolores oh yeah of course and you see the shapes of tongo Tumo Cho God I wish they would change their names it's so stressful R we don't like rum pom no rum pom has been on my ass let me tell you that allow me to give you their titles again tongo receiver of Pleasures I like TMO bringer of lotion yes Sho bringer of visitors inside and then rum pom greeter of the gates AK clingy

a little bit clingy he CL so you're running this is a very quick moment uh they're they're pretty hot on your tail I'd say they're about 50 ft behind and these toads that they have mounted these giant toads move pretty quickly what are you doing bug do you want to jump on my back cuz my strong thighs can carry you I'm doing fine running myself not really you're kind of dragging no I'm not you are dragging get on her shoulders okay wow you listen to Kota God I have no pull all right I jump right

on Dolores you got it Kota yeah Dolores this is fine for you you're I'm killing it yeah it's totally fine my thighs are crushing it they are um you know ripping through my um cute little dress just a little bit because they're so thick fernie's running but he or he's he's charging forward he's still a giant Badger uh which means as a giant Badger I have the ability to burrow can I dig underneath this can I do that fast enough to to dig beneath the bullies and and the gate and get through did th

ey uh do they denote a digging speed it's it's burrow it's 10 ft 10 fet so it's a little bit slow but the gate is about I'd say 2T thick so you can start doing that immediately so i' I'd recommend if you're going to do that don't check in with anybody just start going I'm going to start digging I'm going to start digging he's he's going to go right up before he gets to the bullies he starts digging underneath and to get Bernie under the ground but it's a pretty big hole so other people could fol

low me I think amazing so you're I'd say you're about halfway through here people are closing in they're about 25 ft away what are you thinking you talking to the bullies just going to follow not all of the the ones behind you there's there's like an there's like an army of angry Riders and where are the others where's uh right in front of us oh yeah yeah I'm going to charm uh rum pom rum pom any of them you can't trust rum pom but if you charm him that's what I'm saying he is a charmer but not

didn't work on me so wisdom saving throw for this is I'm sorry it's a 19 they are not Charmed oh but you can still try to talk to them har uh hey you guys can you open the gates please that's not what he meant by talking everyone needs to get out we need to evacuate who who are you talking to specifically uh pick one to talk to I'm talking to tongo tongo I know tongo says my friends I am tongo receiver of Pleasures but I must be frank with you there is no greater pleasure to receive than helping

a trusted friend thank you for showing me that the outside world isn't quite so bad quickly Tomo you know what to do yeah I know what to do he goes up to all three of you that are still there you know F fernie's just like I fernie's okay uh uh Tomo just comes up he goes and starts thanks they start to uh shove you through the center crack of the gam um you're enough and all three of you are small enough to sort of be pushed through here who's going first who's going first o I'm skinny I'll go f

irst so Cota you being live and covered in lotion are uh completely making it through um uh I'd say you're about 3/4 of the way through burrowing they're about 15 ft back on these JY toads and they're pissed okay so I'm trying to get through the gate and I'm trying to push bug through cuz he's on top of me okay in in a in on top of my shoulders bug how how big are you getting you're like two and a half feet right yeah yeah uh bug you get through easily now Dolores we did just establish that you

have uh these dummy thick thighs yeah really big thighs I wouldn't call them dummy dummy thick slippery old thighs um we're trying to build a fandom here I like it so this gives you one last moment with rum pom sitting there hey rum Pam listen I know we don't have much time yes you and I had a connection and I know I pushed a little hard but please just allow me one moment of pushing a little harder and he puts his hands on your lower back and pushes as hard as you can he pop through and he hold

s up his face to the the window or the little crack and he says but I hope you'll always remember like and then there's a javelin that goes right through his mouth no berie you have made it through you were all on the other side of the gate what are you doing is gar gargar there gargar Martin what wait what's his name Garland Garland You' got Garland basically behind you uh that you saw chasing you uh that was not being sucked into the water by the like crazy waves that were happening you've got

Garland on a giant toad and then two other bullywugs on a giant toad in what about the what about the horse Guy The Carriage um gunar gunar but now we're through the gates right yeah through the gates so you look around and you're able to see the carriage uh exactly where you left it it looks like the tent has already been packed up but gunar and the horse are nowhere to be found do you want to stand here and hold fast or do you want to run well first of all I never got to say goodbye to rum pu

m okay we got to do something oh rum pom's hella dead oh well he was really clingy he was so he deserved death so tongo like climbs over rum pom's body and says remember me well even if this is the last time and then I blow a little kiss towards him okay guys we got to get in this car we got to get this car okay okay we got to go there's no horse I know so what do we freaking do it's up to you Fernie can you be a horse wait where is Fernie back uh yeah Fernie pops up out of the ground just like

he's just bewildered how you guys got through uh he's like did you jump over that's incredible lotion they lubed us up that doesn't make sense to me but okay I'm talk bring her like get taken down too from the other side can you become a horse but also just just for clarity I did like B like bury the hole as I dug it so I was making sure to cover my tracks no to are pop up in this hole good job uh I'm down to to keep running keep running I think we should run because should we run down the path

or should we run into the Woods let's run down the path and find gunar we don't want to split up we don't have to split up we can run but okay okay let's just run let's find gunar he's got to be close by he's not going to give up his his Carriage okay let's go amazing so y'all are bolting down this dirt path and as soon as you make that decision and start running and you get about 20 ft ahead you hear these three giant slaps hit the ground these toad mounted bullywugs have just jumped over the g

ate like it's nothing and they are chasing after you it's looking like you've either got to start running your asses off or there's going to be a fight in about a minute do to prepare so we're running down the path okay we're running our asses off but we have to run harder because these guys are really strong and they just leaped over there I had to lotion up absolutely and you guys are having trouble uh because it is Muddy terrain they are not because they're giant toads you can't change your b

ody type so you must adapt in a form that seems can okay can I disguise myself as one of them that's a great idea and you are about the size of a bullywug yeah don't worry guys I mean actually I'm only going to take care of my myself how are we going to tell the difference what if we kill you you won't oh you're right I know your scent you transform into a bullywug um it this is just like an illusionary glamour this is the first time any of y'all have seen bug use illusionary uh sort of trickste

r magic so it's it's a perfect like one for one in fact it almost looks uh like the spitting image of tongo and as I'm becoming as I'm becoming uh a bully I go gosh I've been trying to impress these guys all day with my stupid crossbow I could have just done this we can still hear you by the way damn it what if we hide yeah and you try to talk to him and convince I'll charm I'll charm I can use my charm too great idea I'm going to I'm going to crawl up this tree really fast uh I can I can go to

the side of the road and burrow down and like kind of I cast minor illusion to make tracks on the ground that look like we're going we went that way so smart so amazingly smart all right so the three bullywug Knights saddle up to you and say you there tongo we thought we'd left you behind you're faster than we thought so bug goes I lost them they went that way and Bug points the other way God oh man wow those guys are fast and boy did they go the other way adrenaline really changes your to is ju

st up there like God damn it so guys I think we should call it we not call it did you see our dog escaped this is a problem no did they go how quickly did they all go in the same direction tell me yes they all went in the no they spread out they are they all went in the same so they dire they noticed that you sort of corrected yourself oh what is your deception okay I'm going to give you advantage on this because you are illusionary disguised um my deception is plus four okay so roll the D20 twi

ce give me the results come on bug 11 + 4 15 come on bug 4 plus 48 4+ 48 okay got it so um Garland looks at you cuz the max was was 15 right yeah Garland looks at you and says you two follow the path signal if they are down there you I have some more questions uh yeah remind me of your title again so the other two knights uh head off in the direction that cot trackx uh sent off to and Garland is is sort of rattling up to you even more closely remind me of your title again tongo I'm just up on th

e tree like oh God oh God oh God then I take my crossbow and I and I take it out and can I F whack you or I mean yes you can cuz now this is my loaded hit because that guy died what's his name uh bbus bbus bbus you really impacted your life a lot sorry it's been weeks okay so can I take my crossbow um right as he looks me in the eye and I could uh throw it hit him so yeah so basically the way uh that a blessing works on this or having advantages you're able to roll you're to hit twice so you hav

e two chances to hit him as opposed to like potentially missing so are you trying to like aim for a specific spot are you aiming for the toad that he's mounting are you aiming for him I'm aiming for him for him okay and this will blow my cover yes I'm just going to is blown I think things we establish you're like should I just throw it should that's what you're doing this whole time I feel like I'm just like oh God bug shut up bug so I think also the fact that you have a crossbow and none of the

m have used anything like that before is a pretty big uh hit so you might as well take your advantage on this you know what I because it's also like a a surprise attack I'm going to give you three uh bits of advantage on this so roll the D20 three times H 7 plus 2 does not hit Lord Jesus 10 + 2 12 doesn't hit plus three oh no okay bug God bug oh my God four oh God we're going to lose so here's how this works you fire your arrow and you did get a 12 so you fire your arrow and it it grazes the shi

eld that is on his left hand and he just sort of looks at it and says exactly as I thought and then I go where the hell did that come from so Garland begins uh croaking in a very deep way that you haven't seen before and he starts building up that same pink energy that you saw rattling the uh the gate that got smashed begins charging into his hand and he holds it up directly to your face as he places a palm on your forehead this is all happening very quickly and all of you are pretty far away ye

ah so as he's sort of whispering to himself you start to realize maybe this isn't it for you maybe the hero life was a bad call and maybe even among the trickiest of goblins maybe you don't have what it takes and as you start to make peace with that thought you hear a pounding of hooves and looking down the dirt pathway through the fog and the mist and the and the dust of all this collapsing infrastructure you see Hoopes and as it begins Galloping through you look up and see a second pair of hov

es not moving we have gunthar riding the horse charging into battle gunar riding the horse straight through I said what I said and he lances straight through Garland's forehead and just Spears him and impales him oh and says come on we got to go okay God bug go I was about to do that he grabs your right hand whips you onto his back he's like this is the one time this happens go Wheels around to the to the wagon um all of you bolt to it I dropped down from the tree babe I launch out of the ground

just like gun this guys I found him I found him for you I did this we were I was watching from up in the tree the whole was really hard to watch all the way down I told I threw them off your we heard Elven ears hear everything I didn't see anything I was underground so gunar uh actually looks to you and says hey don't worry whatever story you want I got you so he Wheels around to the front of the wagon picks up this part hops off the horse hops into his side saddle thing he like come on everybo

dy in you start to hear the other knights in the distance us be like do you hear that I think you went that way I know I'm the hearer and I'm the Thinker so you hear them start to charge are y'all are yall piling into the wagon yeah yeah I'm getting into the wagon I am I'm all I'm on top of gunar on top of gun I'm literally trying to just like I am so embarrassed and that moment I'm just like I'm done kot's never going to talk to me again none of these guys are going to I'm going to get kicked o

ut of this stupid group and I'm fuming looking out of the back of the wagon so as y'all are sitting there in this moment um gunar quickly does a donut and slides the wagon wheels as quickly as he can running into the forest and out into the forest and out into the forest and out and then down the pathway serpentining that's how you give a baby that's how you give birth to a baby in and out God not fun Jesus so gunfire runs down the path um leaving a set many sets you taking your lead of false Fo

otprints hopefully losing the nights and after a few minutes of extremely tense waiting you realize you are no longer being pursued and you take one long last look behind you at grenell sunken city God that place sucked it was awful it was awful gunar is you know listening to you guys and there's been a little bit of Silence other than yall Sayang that and says what the hell happened back there they had all these flies locked up and they were those flies were really struggling oh God Fernie that

's his that's Fernie take are you still a badger Fernie uh he's like slow yeah he's sitting just on it but still has a badge like yeah so they had a really bad fie you are covered in mud and it's all dried up in your fur oh sorry he transforms and he gets back to normal dirt flies everywhere oh God it got all over the apple pie slices in my purse which I never gave you guys you had apple pie yeah that whole time I was going to share with the frogs but it didn't seem so nice listen I want to remi

nd you guys of something I know you're used to being mercenaries and at this point I'm even questioning that but times have changed and we're a delivery service all right so whatever else happened back there as long as you dropped off the item and you got paid I don't care don't like that noise don't like that noise um yeah I made a scarf for you give him the pie give him the pie oh my God would you like a slice it is smashed to the platee I need a minute I'm all set okay and gunar uh still has

uh Garland's like impaled body on his like uh glaive and he just sort of like holds it over the wagon and like shakes it little bit and like one gold Cas drops to the ground as he just like it off um he's just like all right so let me get this straight uh between all of us and the company's cut we got paid one gold for this job one one man's gold is another man's treasure that's true that's true if you think about it so that could be worth a lot it could be it could be vintage bug just loses it

we need get the job done we didn't do any of it we got in the process and you had to come save us oh fernie's like hey yeah that's exactly true they never thought about it that way but that's exactly what just happened yes oh God you know uh gunar sees you do this and you you and gunthar really bonded this whole time but there's this moment of just like there is a disappointment there oh and it's that's tough and he says you know I'm curious if you all ever fought much I mean you're you're merce

naries but can you even hold your own have you taken care of anything all day um yeah three children yeah we unleashed a giant horrible unspeakable evil upon the world back there so we don't know that it was evil well it was just a force of Nature and nature is not evil that's true it's a turtle but they said that they were you know we were in trouble for doing that so I think it was pretty bad and then a lot of frogs died it felt really wrong to unleash it and then leave oh I definitely killed

some some of those frogs so I can do some stuff definitely listen gunthar sometimes you can't put a price on doing the right thing oh my God and we don't we don't trade lives okay gunthar we don't trade lives wow nice Kota yeah listen you might be proud of killing all those bullywugs and I saw you kill dryads earlier but I got to be honest with you I can't think of an easier task in this life than killing killing bullywugs and dryads and as he's talking and just walking along a bullywug jumps ou

t of the forest and just lands on his glaive like he's just like yeah see that just sort of happens the dryad like pops like and just like also like collapses on his blade he's just like yeah this happens for like no reason but didn't even figure out his title mesmerized by you doing that I didn't see that's the thing I didn't do any that's just com you maybe that was his job bug is feeling really insecure right now you guys we should give Bug a big hug no bu let's give hugs please don't make th

is anybody you're making it so much worse bug lady with the crazy thighs come on bug put your put your body in between my thighs and I'll squeeze it out of you thigh hug you don't want a thigh hug bug I love thigh hugging here's the deal yes I need to tell kungar about this all right thankfully for you don't get ahead of me bug okay thankfully for you we have another mission waiting for us at the mail post okay oh I love letters so if you somehow make more money in this one I don't have to tell

anyone about anything all right so double or nothing double or nothing we're delivery service if you want to play Hero be my guest but by God get paid the age of Heroes is over you think I'm not disappointed about it I was one and now I'm stuck in this WOW situation wow really what was that like the Lord this is not the time what give me my time I can't be around crying people anymore don't want to thigh hug I want to thigh hug someone it's kind of he pulls out like a flask he's like you're goin

g to need this uh you're you need to stay hydrated thank you bug takes it chugs the whole thing bug you're 2T tall it's not it's water Oh I thought oh do you have any wine you thought whis you think water's going to help me crying I'm driving you think i' have wine come on is there a place that we can stop and get we need to do the second Miss I can do some me all right listen let's go to the nearest Outpost celebration not a celebration all right uh consolation at best okay um that's the first

time gunar has raised his voice so um as you are all walking up to um a Crossroads you have to wait uh because you are perpendicular to the main road and uh gunar is looking both ways being a very responsible driver and you see from down the left side another card is approaching with four heroes in glistening golden armor cheering and laughing and high fiving and you see them go like oh yeah dude you did that dude oh dude no way high-fiving it's the bullies from earlier I say ho Travelers oh you

're making yourself none okay they're looking like what's up who broke us out of our cele cheers and Japes how did your Kraken killing go oh oh it's you guys oh dude dude so sick so sick all right we did this really coordinated attack where all four of us took two tentacles of the Kraken drove blades up either side met in the middle high-fived as we all cast magic into its little cracking beak mouth blew it to Smither the locals were so impressed they us and then we got a bunch of money sick tha

t's insane the exact same thing happened with us yes and also I have a whistle stick would you like to hear this beautiful song a bigger unbelievable pardon I just play the whistle stick and it gets really loud and then I look at everyone and no one's looking so you give me a deception check you give me a performance check you are you make this so embarrassing two two ooh uh 21 21 all right so they so the leader of and these there's three other guys in there but they're all like lackes they're l

ike like yeah you're right boss like that kind of guy so this bully uh looks at you uh Kota and goes like wait a minute hold on is that peeee did you pee yourself out of fear I think I can smell peee on this dude dude there's no way he fought hold on whoa listen to this it needs to be tuned but it yeah it kills that was pretty sick thanks kills oh yeah let's go back to celebrating our kills and they all turn forward and they start to you know they continue to cross past you you know perpendicula

rly like uh going away from the direction you need to go bugs on gunar just drinking water like it's whiskey we can't even hold a conversation with them maybe one day one day we could beat those but not today yeah well have fun going wherever we're on our way to your all your mom's house they left for what yeah they I don't think they heard me but I still said it joke so much well I didn't say what we're going to do at their mom's house I don't like that what are we going to do at their mom's ho

use yeah have sex with their moms oh my God I wish I wish you would I don't know what sex is I've heard people talk about it oh my God I don't know what it is this is why we will never do anything we might as well steal their money or something one of these days idea cuz they're bullies and I grew up with bullies I actually love that idea that's really smart we can't get anything done let's just go to a bar yeah all right so y'all continue on down the path to the left sort of the direction where

they were coming from um and uh gunar takes you to let's be honest it's the equivalent of a gas station it's a little Outpost um where there is um a single long Pole and on that pole is like a perfectly rotund very grumpy like old man looking bird and as it sees you it starts to rhythmically go like and gun's like Ah that's right we got a message so he reaches into the fluff of this colossal bird and pulls out a scroll and he's like for us the bird's like and flies off he hands it to you all to

read um he's like all right this is Mission Number Two looks like kar's got something for us oh here we go nothing saying though that we can't wait until morning yall want to rest up with this little Outpost here yeah okay but I'm a little curious all right you want to read it first or you want to go to bed first I want to read it well let's read it I kind of want to read it all right bug do you need a hug or just open the letter okay I got to be honest at a certain point you got to stop crying

I'm your biggest supporter I'm your biggest fan I stopped crying that's great I'm just in a bad mood now your face is wet you're soaked bug cries bug gets drenched you're so drenched you look insane right now close you're a badger FY I'm not a badger anymore I was a badger earlier but now I'm back to being a weird horrific giant robot don't call yourself that read it yeah exactly it is from Kung uh who is your orc Handler from what was formerly known as the banner of the unkillable spirit now j

ust a delivery service hello my dear employees allow me to congratulate you on what I'm assuming is a very successful first mission I am so proud of each and every one of you using your individual skills to really get the job done so much so and I am so confident in you that I am sending you mission number two right away but be sure to come back and visit sometime okay all right uh looks like he did write in the laughter that's weird yeah that's weird how do you write laughing try it LOL so cont

inuing on the path of the delivery folk the proud path of the delivery folk your next stop is going to the sin maral Woods an enchanted land you are supposed to meet with a furb named tilp a very a furb named tilp a very famous Gardener who lives in a Shack by himself who's been making the same delivery every week for the past I don't know 100 years maybe 200 300 nobody even remembers at this point you've got a lot to learn from tiip as well so be sure to pick his brain about delivery and things

like that this is the best Mentor you're going to get in this day and age from there he's going to give you instructions on what needs delivering and where good luck to you and make sure to get paid and earn that tip see you soon love you no it's too much see you soon and he just like a lot of scratches and just like sincerely your boss kungar the Bloods Smith middl man he questions himself a lot yeah but that's okay we all do well glad we were at it before bed okay you want to here jump on my

thigh we need to give Bug some alcohol come on jump on my thigh are we going to get oh no it's a gas station it's it's basically like a it's a little rest stop there better be alcohol there okay do you guys want to go on in yes all right so you enter this little rest stop and uh there's one um one little like grump L Little Gnome on a stool like behind sort of a cash register situation I just say a till um you know reading a little uh pamplet here just sort of thumbing through the pages looks up

at you and just looks right back down um you can see there are a few aisles of like prepackaged Goods like maybe little baked goods down the way there's an extra little room off to the side um there is a restroom area and that's about it not a whole hell of a lot can we see are there any fridges filled with fridges alcohol oh sorry are there any um cold rooms filled with alcohol so you don't see any ice chests you're welcome to talk to The Gnome o heyo friend yeah what's up I'm going to help yo

u uh yeah I was wondering if you have any meat or Spirits me and my companions need mean Spirits oh yeah let me uh let me check on this real quick and then he like dips down you see him like throwing a bunch of over him and then he like pops up with a bottle and goes and there's just a bunch of dust and Ms andly he's like yeah this is a wine we forgot what to call it but uh we call it the purple Grimace oh bug cuz like so much dust in my eyes yeah yeah we'll take it yeah red wine is it a full bo

dy purple Grimace okay it's purple Grimace got it so it's earthy um okay all right I don't know give me um two copper oh I give them two copper great you have when did you get two copper we all have money you'll have a little bit of money in your head but you're going to have two copper would you like a scarf instead no that's two copper I'm going to give him two copper okay great yeah thanks just we need money we need scar is worth so much more and then I take the purple Grimace and I pour is t

here cups oh you want cups yes please sorry that's one silver oh do you would you like a beautiful um uh Mitten bug takes the bottle and just starts chugging it bug oh get take it Fernie Fernie takes it takes his Swig gives it back to all just and I just like try to grab it from underneath all the holes that it's coming out of oh no and I take some too I'll take the last drips great well I'll hey it's it's actually not that bad all of you are sitting with this for a moment and after about 30 sec

onds the alcohol starts to hit and it is the most vile putrid like this wine was bad had before and now it's old as hell um and not aged old so you're just sort of wallowing in this feeling of just sort of being a little bit off and it's making you dehydrated but it is still a little bit of alcohol and it takes off just a little bit of the edge you're not happy about it but it's getting the job done I'm like dripping sweat a little purple ooze is coming out of my mouth and out of my eyes and out

of my ears oh yeah that that'll happen that'll do it so listen uh you guys need anything else you need rooms you need stns Max what do you need rooms rooms rooms yeah yes great um that's on me for adding in the S there's one room uh four CS that's CS yeah it's like a bed oh it's going to be uh it's going to be four silver for the night for all four you Jesus well look you are a money machine huh you walked into a store you're right you walked into a store and you're asking for goods and service

s I'm I don't okay everyone cough up one silver well what if I what if what if one of us did a little like a little something fun for you I put in a bunch of work to make these rooms nice and I'm sick of your whatever that you're doing here do you want to spend four silver or not for a nice night's rest yes you keep saying rooms and it's room right it's one room okay okay but is there an extra room there's not it's four it's four people in one room it's you didn't even want to pay for one room w

ell all I have is a slip to wear I don't have cute PJs it's just us you don't need to look cute I don't need to look cute but I need to cover up because you got guys are sick hey Fernie Fernie holds out his hand uh like a a compartment shoots up in his wrist and and four silver pieces Landing his palm and he just slams it down on thank you and he you look like an arcade when you did that and then he grabs bug and just like lifts him up puts his shoulder and just walks as y'all are walking away t

he like gnome just grabs the keys and like just yeets them at you and it just lands like perfectly oh no no great just kot grabs it not even looking so Swift so sve uh y'all open up the door and see actually probably the most luxurious room you've seen oh incredibly like immaculately decorated CS with like four perfectly laid out sets of PJs all brand new freshly pressed and washed and as you turn around you just see him going like well thank you for the PJ night good night okay good night I jus

t slammed the door on him God my thighs are so sore anybody want to get their hands to rub me down you have to stop what I want the window bed Fernie walks up to the pajamas goes wow he holds them up and just goes Bernie Bernie no but he doesn't it's not like eating he's he's saving them for later so can he like say like he like puts them like eating them but they're going into a compartment they're going into your can retain these nice luxurious pajamas for later I take the pajamas and I throw

them up and I'm in them before they even I hold up a sheet and then try to change behind the sheet without having the sheet fall so I take off my FR and I'm just like don't look nobody's looking at me stop looking I go up to the P they go they won't even fit me God get bug some water you are an annoying woman oh my god what have we talked about we know the meanest thing talk about women that is the meanest thing i' I've heard today and I witnessed so many deaths and before you even finish that s

entence bug is F's like all right I guess I'll go to bed he stands up right next to this luxurious bed but then he just goes like on the floor oh my God there's a hole in the ground just slams face to the ground oh my God and I'm sitting crisscross on my bed and I'm like tossing and turning I have an eye M I keep talk and turning my feet are uncomfortable I sigh a lot and I need like there's no bedside table all righted perfect all right so y'all are finally sleeping after a long day and even th

ough you didn't do it particularly gracefully a lot of deaths happened because of you which means you have received enough experience to level up so for those of you to level four yeah we did we did so well on that mission we get to level up yeah yeah I know you did it because Bas the Milestone that you achieved so I did chat with everybody in between sessions uh to check in on what level four would look like for them so that we didn't have to work through all this in the moment for y'all so uh

go ahead and write this down y'all uh just make a little adjustments to your sheet bug your new maximum HP is 31 oh my God and you also chose to unlock the feet alert which means anyone attacking you while you're like asleep or unconscious doesn't get an advantage and you get a plus five bonus to initiative forever so add another plus five next year initiative holy thank you so you're going to be really quick and like titchy forever Dolores your new maximum HP is 27 and you've unlocked the halfl

ing trait squat nimbleness so we increased your dexterity score by one you're a little bit faster and you gained Proficiency in athletics so uh whenever you're also being grappled you get a Proficiency in athletics there as well well so people can't really Hold On To You Fernie your max HP is now 35 woo you have also chosen to unlock the feet Sentinel um when you attack a creature with an opportunity attack their speed becomes zero for the rest of the turn so they basically cannot move um and al

so even if something is really sneaky and trying to move away from you after hitting them you actually get to hit them back even if it's not your turn great so you're a really strong protector of the forest and finally Oda your new Max HP is 22 you have unlocked a feat that is perfect for the blade singer it is warcaster so you have advantage on Constitution saving throws that you make in order to maintain your concentration on a spell when you take damage so normally when someone is making a bl

ade singing motion and they've got to keep track of what they're doing as like a wizard um if they get hit they lose their concentration you actually get a bonus to have that not happen you can also perform all the specific elements of a spell while while you have both hands full still instead of having to use your hand for that spell so they're basically built to be a perfect warcaster here and finally as something walks past you as a reaction and you know as shame can just sort of strike them

now you can cast a spell as a reaction instead of just hitting them that's a big deal all right so it's morning time you wake up feeling incredibly refreshed not only that but you can tell that you know even though you're a little bit sore from yesterday you still feel stronger you still feel like you could do more push-ups than yesterday even though you know you're a little bit tighten a little bit swollen but that's okay that's the part of the life of being a mercenary your legs are definitely

sore from running not you you're a construct but maybe your uh your stuff could use a little bit of oiling and your wood needs a little bit of sunlight and some natural moisture but um so you make your way outside and gunar is waiting there tent already packed up horse ready to go nestled in the front he's like all right is everybody ready to head on over to the sin Marl Woods did I get beauty sleep S I slept very well can everyone tell sounds like you answered somebody farting though okay into

the wagon this is a very uneventful trip for you um you're heading along continuing Southeast even farther from sarael the port city that you came from past the woods that you've already decimated um you know not in a very particularly familiar area to any of you but this is starting to feel a little bit magical specifically to you Dolores as a warlock you can sense there's something otherworldly in the air there's magic here you start to realize this and um as you're passing the woods on your

right side here um you notice the tree colors start to change a little bit and you can't quite tell from some angles it looks almost like there's a blue hue to it some other angles it looks like there's maybe a pink Hue to the leaves some of the trees appear a little bit pearlescent but you can tell that this is a very special place and so you start to make your way inside ferie you're also feeling feeling a familiar presence here and you make your way down a dirt path and because this is a time

of relative peace no monsters are attacking you but anyone have any questions about maybe what you're seeing what you're is are all the trees that color Hue um so there's trees of all different shapes and sizes some have Vines hanging down from them some have very thin long trunks with thick branches a lot of things just don't make sense here can I see the sun in the sky you can yes you see the Sun but there's a little bit almost like like a shimmer in front of it like you know when you're on a

road and there's a bit of a mirage to it like you know you're not trying to stare at the Sun but you can tell that there's like something in the air here um It's Magic are there are there any creatures or any movement that I see sure um roll a roll a perception for me and also what's your what's your inate like nature or your inate perception uh nature is plus two uh 11 you're looking off into the distance and you see um this very strange bird another strange bird floats down next to it just go

es and eats it spits it back out and the other one eats it spits it back out they do that back and forth for a while and you're just sort of watching this happen um like very normal very um one of the trees also uh you can see just sort of becomes a little bit snake likee and then just like Retreats into the ground whoa um and then pops back up oh yeah do we does it feel exciting yeah you don't sense that there's anything particularly wrong with this you're just in a very magical Enchanted land

oh can we go over and touch the tree you're you're going along um you know some of the branches and Vines are like dangling down do you want to like yeah right so you um poke one of the The Vines and you just hear like a little giggle from off in the distance and it recoils a bit and then drops back down Dolores don't touch whoa that giggle sounds familiar familar what nothing oh Dolores bug are you still drunk I'm hung over there's a difference I wouldn't know but that that's true as you're con

tinuing along you see um what looks like a kind of ramshackle um cabin off to the right and it's the first bit of like you know created civilization you've seen in these Woods since you entered and I know what ramshackle means but for the viewers yeah just a little sorry that just a little bit like a a little bit rundown like a little bit like a you know it's just it gets the job done right and so gunar pulls up in front of it oh but it is uh fairly large it's like 14 to 15 ft tall wow okay um d

amn big and the door is 9 ft tall maybe wow perfect nice oh yeah so gunar pulls up and he's like all right this is our stop go check in with uh what it say this name was uh tiip tulip I forget thank you gunar you yeah no worries this place is huge yeah Dolores is like staring up at it are there any like codes or things that we need to know we just got to find that guy okay let's go I didn't tell you the code oh no yeah you're going to you're going to lift up you're going to lift up your hand hit

it on the door three times so knock I know this code interesting you don't trust it ferie and then uh before as you're starting to walk away gunar leans down to you and he says hey everything I said the other day about you being enough still true oh no Bug's going to cry again what if he's lying he's like he's standing right there just just like what if he's lying what if you're not good enough to have impostor syndrome what what what if what he's saying isn't true I was thinking the same thing

thanks gunar yeah you got a BG I'm going to do just a fun little backflip we're knocking the door to the stairs well they're huge and I actually get further with a backflip so I look to the woods and I backflip up the stairs so F sorry it's okay there there aren't any stairs but you can definitely backflip just like in front of the door to just like show off in front of a door I I say bye to gunar and then do a backflip and turn around to see if he saw it uh gunar is uh uh just sort of like I l

ove that guy did you see it what's up sorry age ain't nothing but a number all right a bird in the hand is a word in the sand let's knock on the door Fernie walks up to the door and he he goes like this and he goes I totally forgot the code how what was I someone else I forgot the code that's just too much okay I got way too got it oh so there's silence for a moment and then you just hear like [Music] a and you just hear I back up heavy heavy footsteps but quicker than you'd expect Dolores stop

wanking your thighs together that wasn't me this time and then I do a back flip away from you this so the door swings open uh but very gently as a as a face looks out first us he's like hey I've got to make sure you're away from the door I don't want to hurt you or anything how tall is this person you see this large creature um human uh with bluish gray skin and a and a sort of cherry red nose maybe he's been drinking maybe that's kind of how his nose is very furry in the hair with the beard and

the you know the tousel sort of uh Dusty colored hair um this is a furball they are the kin of giants but they are not Giants they're descendants so he's about 8 feet tall much like Fernie waa Who ah are you the ones that are here to take over my job yep oh yes yes what is your job well I'm tiip I'm the delivery man for this area yes I'm a gardener by trade but I end up delivering things for money and that's how I end up making my living here for the past 3 400 years oh my God 50 maybe this is

awkward like when you meet your ex's new person yeah what do you mean by that never mind don't worry about have I made things uncomfortable for you've been great I just feel bad we're taking your job no I need you to I'm I'm old yeah okay listen I I don't have long left and I'd like to have my duties fulfilled oh my God that makes me so sad aw on top of that I've got graeve and he points inside and you see uh you see this beautiful uh majestic unicorn that's like sort of pursed up you know like

cats tuck their hands and their legs underneath their body this one's doing the same but it's missing its front left hoof oh um hoof or leg uh for like from the knee down he's like missing the front left and um you see that like uh tiip also has a bit of a an injured knee oh so he's just like I've got GW in there I can't keep leaving her she's getting old I'm getting old I got to take care of the poor girl I don't want to get old and Gwen aiv is your wife wife oh my responsibility I found that u

nic no not a wife oh my God is your people can have relationships that aren't as sexual it's also not a relationship I guess you could say it's a pet or something but it's I found an in sorry about them we're just I don't know what you are what Gwen a I mean GW a is a unicorn unicorn got it pet he's a robot animal so lines are blurred for him naturally look sometimes sorry about that I'm confused can we come in he you can if you'd like he reckons you all in do you all follow oh yeah oh yeah I do

a back flip in Jesus Christ uh you're just tall enough that like and get enough distance that like the feet just sort of like come up to his like chin are he's like okay I could get a better look at you when I do that can you really yep so tulip we're looking I'm looking for T um any any words of advice to do your job well because I'm looking to uh how do you say uh uh have a comeback era sure sure well if you're talking about delivery you've got to make sure you stick to the script something h

as to get from point A to point point B and that's the whole story anything else you got to do in between that's up to you but it's important that something reaches its destination safely and in one piece you've also got to have a sense of regiment you can't skip your deliveries you can't make choices on the Fly that changes up how the delivery goes you've got to adapt with success in mind I'm always saying that when you have you have not said the word success I don't think ever so you're saying

don't make changes but change on like don't make changes based on your feelings you've got to search your feelings to see what changes need to be made and you start to get the sense that this is just a very very very old man he's trying to share with you he's just like hypothetically say you were making a delivery but say a giant turtle Dragon was murdering just hundreds of people in front of you would would you give up your delivery in order to to maybe save people from a giant turtle Dragon j

ust as a hypothetical hypothetical if would you would you screw up not like getting paid and maybe not fulfilling the delivery if in order to you know save a bunch of bully bullywugs you just said the name and it's supposed to be hypothetical it happened and we just want to know if we made the right oh my God it's hypothetical self- sabotage is it's a hypothetical thing that happened to us yesterday oh my God Bernie I'm just curious Dolores has a backflip she's so upset T I'm sorry uh what was t

he job that you wanted us to do so okay one thing at the time yeah uh the hypothetical that you're offering for me I would ask if the turtle dragon is between you and your destination once the deliver is done whatever you do is up to you and whatever stops you from getting your delivery done you've got to stop that thing but if the turtle dragons off to the side that's none of your business now if it is bullywugs you know I've got a soft spot for All Creatures like wiiv there who I met on the de

livery and I came back for her knowing she was injured finished that job but came back for so what's the job we have to do all right so for the past uh 300 400 years I'd say about 410 years I've been taking moonwater from the enchanted spring out back and delivering it to s s the town up the way it's a castle Town some say cursed others just Enchanted but I got to say this don't touch anything get there make the delivery don't touch anything it's dangerous but what if it's uh beautiful and touch

it unless you feel it in your heart to make a change but what if it's one of those little things where there's a bunch of needles and you put your hand in it and it keep leaves the imprint of your hair keep and we've talked about this bur you don't touch them art okay can I walk up to guiv and and try to talk to GW aiv you can absolutely yeah great um so I want to go up to GW aiv and just be like how so what so what happened with the the leg so oh God have you ever talked to a woman before well

first let's start with this hi my name is GW what's your name oh I'm Fernie hi Fernie why are you all messed up up in the way you are does that any feelings uh no I I am pretty messed up I I was a relic for thousands of years and a bunch of Woodland creatures built me back together with what they found in the woods you know what I admire your straightforwardness and your ability to accept yourself as you are so I see where you're coming from well you see I was being attacked by a band of monste

rs out in the woods and this kind furog saw the attack and he went right on past me and he made his delivery and he came back for me wow h and this city that he says is cursed why why can't we touch anything do you know anything about that oh well I've never been up there myself he always comes back for me but from whenever I saw the city there wasn't much life there sure is pretty from afar but I know I haven't seen too much movement I never see anyone start a fire I've never seen anyone go in

or out I've never seen anything that would make you think it's a normal City other than the looks of it wow yeah also I saw we saw two birds eating each other and throwing each other up in in these woods around here what is that what's what's going on there let's did you never have a talk was that sex I think so oh wow I've never had it same I don't think I can same I'm over there just there like yeah you guys just go God he's really talking to her for a long time did you get any information she

told me what sex is oh what what Jesus that's what you guys were talking and we were waiting to have that conversation oh my God it's okay guys guys it's okay we don't have to talk about it anymore I know what sex is and I fully understand it now I'm kind worried I fully know what sex is we go we bring the water we don't touch anything that's exactly right I've been doing this for a long time so make sure no matter what you've got to get through whatever in your path you've got to make it up to

the castle through the town speak to the castlin the one who runs the Castle cast get them the flask of water they're the only ones you're probably going to be able to talk to don't touch anything unless you have to but don't want to but you feel it and I've been doing this for years I might take over the job again but I want to see what it's like to use your services as a delivery person do I change this over to you paying you a good price but making sure that the job gets done cuz this is not

only my job it's my duty someone has to do this always for this town to continue and be safe someone has to do this okay no pressure what does the moonwater do the moonwater I've never asked what they do with it all I know is they need it dearly you've never none of my business I say where's it go and I bring it there wow you are just like a man's man yeah I'm a furb actually okay I can okay all right so is that clear I've got the flask of moon water here and he drops down this uh maybe uh half

gallon half gallon of moon water in a spray bottle here's the key you're going to need it for the gate okay put it in my purse put it in the purse with The Jug would you like an apple pie slice I'm all set thank you I don't want to take nobody wants I'll take one okay great thank you there you go um there is this extremely squished kind of Dusty apple pie that's been sitting in a in a purse here you go but somehow it's still delicious oh my God he's my favorite it's actually really good would y

ou guys like one no no you know what actually get out we got to go we got to go I do like five five back flips on the way out through the doors careful with the water you're right sorry no problem all right so y'all uh go back on up to gunar hi gunar um we're ready to take the moon water all right well then go on and take it I'm going to be staying here for a bit if you heard but there's give me a second okay there's a moonwater spring out back and I got to be honest I haven't had a nice bath in

a while also to be frank with you I don't want to rescue you again I want to see you prove yourselves this isn't too bad this old man has been doing it for years you understand me bug looks down and the second gunthar says that I know I noticed my hand starts shaking and I hide it I'm scared uh gunthar actually rolled high enough to perceive that and he just he goes like why don't you go three start and go on ahead okay by g bug you hang back for just a second here I'll be right there Kota I ke

ep walking and don't turn around bug I I feel like you haven't been told this in your life a lot oh but you're not in trouble you're not in trouble I want you to do well I do and I express disappointment in you because I know you can do better I know I can too what are you afraid of disappointing me or disappointing yourself both should just be the second one don't disappoint yourself gosh you're a wise whatever you are actually I'm a centaur and among them I'm probably the dumbest hopefully I'l

l see you soon gar I'd like that bye gunar picks you up and just and just like throws you [Music] to upside down hey you pick me up I go thanks CA so you guys continue walking down this path and you pretty quickly make it to the castle town and it's this very builtup uh Street lined with uh houses on either side M many of them multistory there's shops there's carts there are uh fountains there are um little torch lights there but not lit and from what you can tell there's not a single bit of lif

e here and looking off into the distance you can see the castle and a bit of a winding mountainous Road up to it but it's not too far of a walk but this entire Town seems to have no life in it what do you want to do can I detect magic within your entire sort of aura that you're um using to detect magic um you're not really seeing much of anything but you are getting a little bit of a Wisp from one of the houses um there is uh just a tiny little glimmer of pink mistiness that you can kind of see

through the wall this is the place we don't touch anything right yes bug this is the place we don't touch I remembered that okay Bernie I actually didn't so anyways how far is the house um it's actually like not too far on your left like it's maybe 15t away from you like if if bug tells you about it you'd all be able to go see it and it's like it's just right there you don't know about it yet okay so I think I'm feeling like um we should go to this house over here and I point to the house that I

felt the magic come from a house is way cooler than a castle so actually disagree very much so what did Tulip say tulip tulip tiip tiip you guys what did Tulip say he don't touch anything but if there's magic no we he said get from point A to point B but he was very also said some other weird that's true that's true it was a little Antiquated it was a little out of pocket you're right we had a hoofless unicorn I don't know what's going on there let's just keep going let's not be able the Unicor

n it's like flashback don't touch anything unless you have to but don't want to but you feel it what his I think if we feel it we touch it no I think we go let's just keep going and touch it no we're not touching anything we're just going inside of a house okay so let's open the door then but there don't touch the door okay how about we knock three times that's touching it don't touch anything somebody needs to write this stuff down because I think it's ridiculous that we have to memorize all of

this can Fernie do like a scan of the area to see if there's any yeah people or gold yeah use perception for me uh that's an 11 plus three I think yes so 14 um you can see that from for the most part from what you can tell this is an untouched Village so you can assume that if uh it's really untouched and there's stuff inside then um there might be gold in there can I figure out what's weird about this town yeah is there like danger so you're not feeling any danger you're not feeling any danger

from what you can tell there's not a single bit of life here okay H let's just go to the castle I would like to go to the castle I would like to go but I guess I'm just curious about the magic house we'll figure it out later let's just go to the castle do our job and then we'll come back we'll come back and then we'll look look at the magic house you usually go to the gift shop after the museum not before so the house is the gift shop hear that interesting okay let's go to the castle I guess my

God Dolores are you angry I'm not angry I'm absolutely fine I just wanted to see the pink twirly thing and see what it was we can go see it but I think we need to go to the castle Dolores just jumps in the air and does two back flips what is this new thing with you Dolores Elsa you got to roll for that I do you got to make a roll for that bro so usually here's the deal if it's going to succeed for something like you have to make it to the ledge and land on something I'm going to have you roll b

ut like because we've established that you're a very Nimble person with Bonkers thick thighs unless there's a reason that you shouldn't I'm not going to have you roll it time okay so I just did two back flips and I'm not going to answer your guys's questions okay so you're all continuing through the town yeah right great so um you make it to where the town meets the path of the castle and there's this large Iron Gate you can see that uh the part where the lock was uh has been busted and it's a l

ittle bit open wait I have a key uh it's already open it's already open just don't touch the door use your foot we're not allowed to touch this door either not if you're wearing a shoe thanks robot that means that someone else has been here before us can I see if someone else has been here before us let go well I think we can see that someone else has been here you guys take away all my fun you guys take away all my fun Dolores you guys take away all my fun nobody wants my pie except for Cota I

do love your pie but Dolores now is not the time we are on a mission let's get to the castle let's go open this door you are strong okay so Dolores do you still want to like perceive something even if you don't tell them about it do you want to like have your own moment all right roll perception for me she's a little upset and she wants to perceive yeah you're also all welcome to do that anyway like even if people don't agree uh 13 13 um so you're looking as you pass by this lock you're looking

and it looks like there was not only a lot of force involved in opening this like it wasn't a finessed kind of job it was there was a lot of force to it and you do see that um even it's rot iron there just sort of these like scratchy little chunks next to it oo so yeah okay I'm going to I'm going to keep that to myself all right I don't need to scare the crowd so you're walking forward up this mountainous Castle Town path and you are starting to admire as the landscape changes some of the beauti

ful foliage that you saw before becomes a little bit more ornate and organized and you're starting to see that the vines have beautiful patterns in them and you realize this is the path that royalty would walk this is a very nice area and for some reason these plants are extremely well manicured as well but you're not sensing that any people are around um Everybody give me a perception check uh 15 plus uh that's an 18 it's an 18 19 19 seven five seven five so bug and Fernie specifically you're a

ll walking in a line here but you two sort of look at each other and have this realization that maybe you're not so alone and you hear scratching from the distance I'm looking and almost as quickly as you begin to perceive this scratching it gets louder and faster and louder and faster and louder and faster and then in front of you this wolven Lupine creature lands with this huge thud and raises itself forward Brea Breathing heavily I look at Kota and I look at Fernie and hi I kind of look at DO

R hello hello I look down at my hand and that one hand is still shaking but then I think about what's his name you always forget his name g then I think about gunar and I hear his voice and I'm like I can do this let's kill him hell yeah everybody read out your initiative now na 20 n 20 plus 5 fastest person five 19 19 two two 1 three 10 all right let me roll for this Beast okay so it is pretty darn quick but here's the thing bug you rolled so flipping well because of your new feet you get a plu

s five and you hit a natural 20 so you have an initiative of 25 so first up is bug how are you attacking this thing I want to inflict wounds on this huge guy ooh inflict wounds okay so can you read that out for me and the audience yes make a melee spell attack against a creature you can reach on a hit the target takes 3d10 uh NE what that's just a lot of damage yeah NE necrotic damage when you cast the spell using a spell slot of second level or higher the damage increases by 1 d10 for each slot

above first holy mother of God okay um roll to hit 12 plus four plus four that hits roll three D 10 of damage so much that's this might be the three okay one two bu F so that's six damage I can't be incredible too fast his security is up let's not bring it down okay guys so this Beast um looks at its arm as these lacerations just appear out of nowhere and start to burn away on its skin and it lets out this horrifying how and looks at you with this terrible rage even looking at the Beast I'm jus

t looking at Kota looking at the Beast you see what I did and Kota fck I swear to the gods this thing is about to rear back and attack you back but Kota is just a little bit faster so Kota what are you doing okay I cast Blade song I pull out snake Talon and this time I think some classical music is playing so it's [Music] like starts nodding off and then I rushed forward to slash with my sword plus five so 20 20 20 okay so go that's going to be a critical hit cuz you you hit it at a very importa

nt spot what's the damage go ahead and roll that for me sick three plus three so when you do roll a natural 20 when doing damage that doubles the dice of damage that you do cuz it's a critical hit so you roll a three that's plus three roll me one more die one more yeah cuz you double the die six so that is a 12 damage from Kota right off the bat to this thing yeah so I guess I'm like running forward and doing like a like like like a incredible yes there's this chop chop and so you hit it right a

t this point in its shoulder and it just lets out this horrifying whale um you can tell it's an extreme pain and it's not necessarily moving slower but you can tell this thing is hissed and really hurting um I pissed it off a lot when I did it yeah you sure did um that's correct um all right so now it's this thing's turn what you're seeing in front of you is 7 feet tall hulking and muscular it's live it's covered in fur its face is completely woven but its body has strong flipping ABS it's got r

eally long legs bent backwards like a dog's and it is staring right um so bug since you were directly next to it it's just going to swing at you because it's in so much pain it doesn't really want to move it's going to try to bite you so let's see if that hits 19 that does hit bug it's actually thankfully only going to do three damage nice um because I think it was so like taken back by the pain it it only just sort of nied your face a little bit but you got a little scratch there this thing I'v

e never heard that that was so cute ow ow oh hearing you do this it also starts to Sprint and leaps over you and makes its way over to Dolores because it knows you're scary too so it makes its way over to Dolores with its claws and it tries to attack you as well Dolores wakes up from her classical music Slumber and also bug's like cute little thing and she can't she's just staring at bug like oh my god oh it has rolled a dirty like your eyes open is just like this it is rolled a dirty 20 which m

eans it does hit you oh Dolores and that is going to be a five day damage to you I couldn't even defend myself you couldn't this is coming right for you it is dolores's turn Dolores how do you want to respond to that well I'm really upset naturally um and I would like to do an Eldridge blast Eldridge blast great uh let's roll to hit for that one roll that D20 for me please he's not getting a piece of apple pie cuz he's a piece of 11 so 16 16 um let's see here a 16 does hit roll damage foror seve

n plus three that's 10 damage to this thing damn that's really solid so uh what kind of Elders blast did you make this time I squat down really hard and a hard squat a little fart I do a hard squat the tiniest little fart comes out and I look up making sure no one's looking at me don't look at me don't look at me we're all looking at you and I I engulf a flame from the fart and I WRA it in my hands it's like a dutch oven and I Dutch Oven Apple Pie it towards this wolf that apple apple pie where

did the apple this duck is apple pie apple pie are you saying fart smells like apple pie she Apple ped him I farted and I put it into a dutch oven turned it into an elder plaz and I'm throwing it towards the wolf know what a d a dutch oven do you know I do I have been dutched up in under blankets shut up so my ex-husband dutched up in me a lot Dolores or Amanda this is Dolores okay great so this Beast takes this elder blast and somehow it is almost as bad and painful and damaging to it as the uh

as the sword from so the okay so the wolf takes this h blast to the face and it gives it like right in the nose and this is somehow almost as damaging as Kota sword that cut into the like artery that's down there a fart it's covering its nose and just like wailing and you can tell that even though it is not as damaging as the sword this hurt its feelings um has hurt its feelings real bad um it is not particularly happy um but it does have this moment of like like looking back and forth and just

Breathing heavily and just like just like gasping in air around it um and while it's doing that Fernie it is finally your turn meanwhile all this has happening Fern's just been like oh I mean every round is six seconds of combat so realistically it was just like I like it was 5 Seconds of him just being like um okay uh very slow reaction speed from Fernie can I try to reason with this thing can I can I make an attempt I know we're mid combat but nobody for a second thought of trying to talk to

him it's you can you can try it's it's not if I try to if I try to talk to him can I not fight then I'm going to give you a free action to try to talk to this thing okay I would like I would like to first before I join in on this combat to try to like be like hey what's you know what's what's the deal here maybe we don't have to fight can we be friends can we work this out and it just looks at you and starts panting and for some reason you can't really understand what it's saying at all um and I

you're not sure if it can understand you or not okay so um it's just looking at you like panting and just like angry and covered in Rage and blood and like it's got a little bloody nose too I think that was the fart um so it's looking at you so um doesn't look like you really did anything to it and it's just pissed okay so I I did everything I could and now I go into Primal savagery mode I'm like very well and just like and then like the Thorns come out of all the the the wood eyes going red uh

full combat mode he t- poses and starts spinning around oh go moving towards him I love this roller to hit okay uh here we go uh that is an 18 uh yeah plus five give me that damage oh that's a five and uh it's just uh 1 d10 uh acid it says okay so five damage is really strong that's good um all right so this thing has just gotten its absolutely rocked by y'all um it is not slowing down too much but you can tell you've done a lot of work at it um me too it is it's not happy at all um again you d

id try to reason with it which is nice of you but all of this took place within the span of six seconds so it got absolutely rocked by three or four people tried to hit back and they're like hey and it's just like huh like it's just confused as hell um but it's pissed and it is strong so next up we have bug again bug is on on a new confidence train okay and I'm going to uh use my illusion which means I get a second version of myself that I can kind of use like a little trickster I am okay and I

he's basically is a duplicate of myself that um until the spell ends I can move him and mimic his actions I love it amazing and I'll use that as a bonus action on top of we're both going to hit this stupid thing with a crossbow because it can't tell which one of you is real you get advantage on all your physical like melee attack rolls so in when we do the two hit for your crossbow you get to roll it twice and nice nice all right okay so first I'm just going to roll my for my crossbow 15 that al

ready hits but we can let's see if you get a critical come on 19 so close but either way that's a solid hit let's roll damage yeah one8 four so that does four damage you just had a baby is that what you think having a baby is I look I know what sex is oh you don't and you just you think I had sex with myself and I had a version of myself I would have sex with myself you're an amoeba we know Fernie I'll teach you about sex one time no thanks with talk I know I already know this is about me sorry

you guys there is a w in front of us I just we're just taking a moment for you to see that I did that bug did that it was very impressive it's not fully a wolf because it has abs that's true I'm not stupid it's K's turn I cast mirror image and create three duplicates of myself so you're C competition a little bit of a oneup so okay so you see bug having done this and you decide to cast Mirror Image can you describe what Mirror Image does to the rest of us please yeah so I create three more dupli

cates of myself three uh and we all run towards the wolf like oh so he created three and you created one shut up Dolores oh sorry congratulations but I'm talking to you Kota has more babies than you you you're dumb and you're annoying that's not what sex is I will teach you we're kind of just standing there posing we do it we strike a action pose that's such an aw one two three four this thing confused and enraged by Blood and then it uh tries to bite Dolores come at me buddy uh so Dolores uh le

t's see here it uh uh what is your armor please 13 13 um that does hit let me see how much damage it does thanks guys does five more damage to you what the hell it's okay I spare the D I'll help youat and then it is going to um in that moment uh since it's right up on you also use its claws to attack you as well it's not trying to go for anyone else right now so let's see here does it hit that definitely hits um we're going to do do damage again what it is seven damage to you what are you down t

o wait five and seven yeah so 12 total damage away from what 10 I'm down to 10 Dolores you're okay down to 10 health so describe to us how Dolores is feeling right now after this action I want to cry I really want to cry right now okay um I've been here before but you know what I have a fart brewing and I would love to let it free I would love to let it free and save my friends Dolores I have great news for you it is your turn we don't need your bar goodness gracious I'm going to you up I'm abou

t to do some hellish rebuke I'm going to you up hellish rebuke hell yeah and that's a dexterity save I think do not with me oh she's going to fart in his face I've got a fart brewing and I swear to God the smell tendrils are coming off of her okay so helish rebuke is a reaction meaning you point your finger at me and excuse me at the uh at the Beast and uh we get to see if it's going to survive oh my finger so anyways I started blasting ooh this thing did not roll high enough to save so roll the

d10 twice for me and it's going to take fire damage is this all your thing now is it all farts yeah it's all just for right now I I'm not feeling well okay it's the Grimace six damage okay and then one more sorry three three okay pull my finger you're yelling pull my finger as you point at it but it's a strange thing to yell because fire is shooting out of your finger and Blasting this thing in the face you see its fur start to catch you see its face start to burn away a little bit the the lace

ration from the arm and the shoulder and the poison from before are taking its toll and it's starting to slow down a little bit and clearly get a little bit woozy it's going to this like Primal Rage where it's just fighting for its life and trying to take you down with it that's right motherucker um so it is now fernie's turn so Fernie looks around at all these mirror images and what he interprets as being like babies and uh he uh take like some wood carving tools come out of his fingers he carv

es a little piece out of his hand and he just makes a little tiny little guy and he's just like no I have one too oh oh my God I am just like you guys so he's still in Primal crazy mode and he just he turns back around just like hunkers down and just launches straight forward like like Superman like just kind of like uh just straight at him okay uh javelins himself at this at this wolf roll to hit uh okay here we go uh that is a nine plus one uh or no sorry plus uh what what am I adding to it uh

oh umal plus five so 14 that does Hit And so roll damage all right 10 Dolores and I dive out of the way okay that's good I'm just looking uh I rolled a zero that's a 10 oh then I rolled a 10 thank god um incredible uh that's a 10 is there any other bonus action you'd want to do uh I I I think he he's he's still trying to reason with him as he's going forward just like he's like we can still talk like uh but he's he's just Javelin straight at him like there's no stopping it now amazing so uh you

r hands connect with its chest and like dig right on in there um and you start to see its veins sort of turn blackish green coming out from it because of this acid damage and it's letting out this horrific whale in Rage and fear and just slobbering at the mouth looking at each of you in your eyes and in the last desperate attempt it turns to bug and it's bug's turn bug what are you going to do it's on its last leg you said all right okay we're going to take my freaking Hammer okay and we're just

going to Judge Judy it and hit it with the hammer all right roll to hit okay okay 10 + 3 13 13 does hit ooh three four four all right this Beast looks at you and looks at the mirror image and starts to like no and looks like it's trying to say something as your Hammer comes right down on its forehead and just falls on the ground and the battle is over well done well done that was excellent I think it was really just my farts that really just destroyed it the most no but but ultimately bug you w

ere the one who killed it and you were the one who put the final beating down and its life is gone because of you that's true you killed bug good job bug it just occurred to me that maybe what if the moon water that we brought was a cure and maybe this is the guy like what if this is a person we were supposed to deliver it to oh just thinking out loud Crea for just having fun with it's a little bit late for that that's true that's why I didn't attack it during my turn it is dead and it is dead b

ecause of you bug I was thinking weighing the options but but we don't know and we but so we could just continue to deliver this thing maybe a person that is going I think we should bu how do you want to hug no Dolores I never want you to hug me like I'm a child but okay anyway uh good good good job guys that was great good job to you it was really cool how you murdered that thing what's the wolf doing uh so uh you go over to it and you give it a little nudge and there's just this little trickle

of blood that like continues down the path ew my foot you're like this thing is definitely dead wow got blood on my foot let's go make this delivery you got it yeah no no cheers or um okay okay uh so you are trying to check specifically in like what the wolf is doing give me a give me a perception as you guys are walking away maybe you take a little turn back what is that 14 plus plus uh three I think so you're making your way down the dirt path and as you turn back you start to see uh some of

the hair like recede into its body a little bit I don't know what it is but I'm feeling like we're doing a good job I think we're doing the right thing bug I think you need to heal she's not even near zero I'm at 10 10 I know I touch a living creature that has zero hit points barely you probably have cure wounds and so I have good berries good berries are good for people to hold on to in case they're down they can pop their own I'm worried about your berries feel like they're poisonous they're n

ot poisonous they're called goodberries they good they're literally called good berries okay well it's fine I'm always you know the last on people's list it's okay I also have cure wounds Fernie would you I could um okay I'll use cure cure wounds on on you uh Fernie walks up to you and just like places a hand on your shoulder and then uh let's see a d8 is um is this one yeah yeah so boom that is a four + three all right so Seven health back nice wow that's very sweet that's you're getting seven

back from that fart that fart really took it out of took it out of me you guys I swear to God I feel like I lost five pounds exellent air that's crazy it was a good feeling air amazing as we start walking I'm just going to like uh sidebar with uh hey uh Koda can we offline for a second yeah uh I feel like maybe I overstepped in a way and I'm I'm just trying to support the team and and honestly grow and learn from you you and Fernie absolutely and maybe dores but um hi I can still hear you I'm tr

ying to learn from you guys too same with me he holds up the little figurine I also trying to learn from you no I'm just kidding he wasn't actually talking that was me talking still we know I don't know okay fie um I just want to make sure the ear is pretty clear no we're good it's just you killed that thing but should I not have killed that thing I I don't know so if you were in my position would you have killed that thing I was in your position and I didn't 12 damage from Cotto so what you're

trying to say is I should just copy whatever you do you just said you're trying to copy whatever I do I said I'm trying to learn from you you know if you guys wanted to both get on my thighs and we could hug it out hug without your thighs does I'd love a thigh hug oh great Dolores picks him up and just shoves him in between her thighs and she squeezes as hard as she can just a reminder that Dolores is about 3et tall and you're about 6 feet so this is a very uncomfortable thing watch this is just

your ankles are in her thighs feel better feel better yes much better great there's no pleasing you my guy and and Bug just starts to walk forward head down um FY kind of gets struck with a sudden curiosity just just out ofwhere and he's curious about this Moon water like we've been trying toer this thing he suddenly just he's kind of just like thinking about it and and he is proficient in medicine okay so could he kind of inspect this flask really quick and just kind of Pop the Cork and just t

ake a look at it sure if the team's fine with you grab can I actually see that that Moon water I'm I'm kind of curious about it apple pie uh scarves mittens tools oh there it is be very careful with this okay I hand it over who no I'm just kidding hey um okay so I want to inspect this uh using uh my medicine knowledge I think that would be great yeah okay that is a 15 plus 5 so 20 all right so you um you know everything about this so Fernie you as someone who spend so much time in Enchanted Fore

st and around magical beings um recognize this as Moon water uh this is something that has has a lot of power to it especially from enchanted forests that are healthy um there is something medicinal for it especially for plants um it's not necessarily holy or anything of the like but it does help cure some wounds and it does uh do absolute wonders for plant life okay for it's for this is for plants this is for plants it's good for plants oh oh if like if I sprad this on myself I'd be blooming oh

oh but I'm going to say I know we're going to deliver it so we must be delivering it to someone who is like part of a plant we did get it from a plant person oh like a guy who likes plants I think we just deliver it let's go all right fine okay will you put it back in my purse okay okay just just okay Dolores like falls back and comes back up oh my God um all right so y'all make it to the front of the castle Gates here and you see this beautifully beautifully manicured garden with absolutely or

nate Hedges all the way down exotic flowers that you've never seen before but all the hedges are perfectly Square um beautiful plant life there's gazebos everywhere there's pagodas this is the kind of place where you'd absolutely want to hang out and it would be very comforting if it weren't for the fact that there's nobody here which makes it a little bit unsettling why does nobody want to use this gorgeous place of gazebo it's gorgeous Real Estate Value how do you know well they just have it f

or real estate value probably true can I um see if there's anyone here yeah give me a uh everybody get why why doesn't everybody give me a perception check for like looking around uh 12 uh plus uh so that's 15 14 13 10 okay um so specific spefically Fernie you're looking around and just thinking to yourself like oh yeah real estate and you look up a little bit and you can see that there is only one light on so far as you can tell um and there's there's a window at the top of a spire and uh you c

an see a little bit of like a flickering shadow in there but everything else looks like it's pretty abandoned and you know what Dolores you you can see that too you and Fernie both see that you roll of 14 yep yeah okay you you and Fry both see that huh there I I think someone's up it's a flicker there's a flickering I think someone's up there someone's someone's up there someone's up there in that Spire in that Spire that's what I was thinking I'm feeling inspired I love that to go there oh God

that's so cute thanks that's fun are you guys okay I'm fine I'm great you normally would catch that stuff but you completely yeah you missed it there must be something on your mind yeah you should let's deliver this water okay all right so yall make it up to the front of the castle um it's wild uh y'all make it up to the front of the castle and um it's these large Castle doors you know with the studs and all that stuff you give it just a gentle push and you can see that it's unlocked um remember

don't touch anything but we just touched the door the door is fine that doesn't count doors don't count that's true I've heard huh so real estate as the door creaks open the light from outside starts to pour in and somehow even though you can tell that no one's been here for a long time everything's perfect as it should be and the moment one of you takes a step inside candles all the way down go and line up and it's the most beautiful ornate foyer you've ever seen absolutely beautiful marble fl

ooring Checker pattern red long rug running all the way down with golden tassels at the end candelabras All Along The Wall along there there are you know ornate suits of armor that you can tell haven't really been used in battle but are just there lined up along the wall this feels kind of eerie like why would no one be here it's so stunning I would never leave this house if I lived here is there magic here we think well the candles did just all turn on by the way very true Bernie so true can I

roll for magic there's magic I think we know that there's magic unless there's not good point good point good point because of the candle stuff you can tell that there is definitely some kind of magic here but you can you can definitely roll your Arcana to see if you feel what's up you know what you already passed that Arcana roll before Dolores um you can feel that this is related to the same type of magic you felt before the same type of presence let's just drop off the water fish you guys thi

s magic doesn't feel good okay let's drop off this water and get the hell out you think that's good yes okay great let's drop off the water and get out of here so I guess we'll go down this hallway sure so you can explore the this area however you would like you can check out other rooms you can go straight to where you believe the light to be let's just go straight there how long is this hallway it's pretty long it's like a 50ft hallway like we're talking like a big ass castle like so let me ju

st give you a little bit of a a landscape here um you can see all the way down at the end of the hallway there is a huge ornate staircase leading up to the second level but you're not sure how tall this thing is or how far this goes um to either side it's perfectly um balanced on either side where there are just other rooms you can peek your head in the door maybe and see what you see but it's a very large very well decorated and very opulent area with any kind of room you'd need y'all make it u

p to the second floor and you see there's several rooms in front of you uh and these all have uh sort of markings above them so the first one would you say there's several rooms with runes mhm there yes I would and there's room runes um so the top right has um some uh an animal face with a uh like a bow and arrow next to it uh the next one has like a little water droplet and uh there's one p with a little bit of Cutlery over a plate ooh so in case we see people um my pie is getting Dusty because

nobody wanted to touch it and it's actually going a little bit bad in my first you did well thank you so much Kota so I would love to kind of do a little therapeutic baking you're just going to bake in the middle of the mission well I'm going to check out what's in there just in case we run low you got on my case for touching a candle but you're going to go in there and touch all their and make a su apples or whatever your pie is made out of apples apples okay it's apple pie I don't eat I don't

know well go in there go in there go I don't know how am I supposed to know I'm just going to go in there and check it out and sniff around okay so are you hopping in hopping into that room I'm going to the cutlery room who wants to join me I'm going to go to the water room I'll go to the which might be the bathroom what are the other rooms the animal bow and arrow room all right so um let's run through this here so since animal bow and arrow is first uh Kota you peek open and uh once again thi

s calabra flicks open and you see animal heads all around the wall um yeah yeah um but there is um a lot of Regal paintings of a strapping young man holding up an animal Pelt you know there's they're they're kind of all over the place but they all are centered around this glass case with a uh an interesting looking dagger underneath it I want that dagger want that dagger okay so we can come back to you in a minute you said you W uh went into the uh the the water droplet room water droplet room w

hich I assume might be a bathroom all right so well don't get ahead of me so you open up the door and uh the lights flick on it's a bathroom and uh there's like a water spigot on the wall um and uh there is a hole in the ground it's you know it's a castle do Castle poop and pee I I I I do you poop uh I I I remove unnecessary stuff sometimes Okay so sounds awful that's the rough draft of Everybody Poops do you pooping be I remove unnecessary stuff sometimes I like to sit for a while and Ponder th

ere's not really anything in there um but you can you can look around as much as you'd like and then look in the hole Yeah you can go back in the hole and just start like oh in the hole yeah okay so you look at the hole and it's absolutely uh even though the light from the candle isn't quite hitting there it looks absolutely pristine there is it has been freshly cleaned and nothing has been done there okay yeah um and so you Dolores pop your head into and are you with Dolores uh no I'm not I'm i

n the hallway okay so you're with you're with bug you want to come sure yay so Dolores and bug you open up this door and there is this huge long dining table as more lights pop on all the way down and you can see toward the end of it there's another opening and it looks like it may lead to a kitchen but there is this beautiful dining table with so so many set pieces of plates we're ey level to the table one more we're ey L to the table um so uh like church God um where I level to the table no um

so uh as you start to walk in the door shuts behind you one of the place settings starts to hover in the air oh that's not good and they start to slowly drift toward you oh slowly drift towards you one plate toward you Dolores one cup toward you bug what do you do maybe we're getting like this is Beauty and the Beast and we're getting dinner I think we should leave the room no why I don't want to I don't I want to know what's going on in here I don't want to touch anything I don't want to touch

anything either but I want to know why it's going towards us maybe it's giving us a message the fork and the knife from that also start to rise up and they start to rotate toward you oh okay okay actually yeah this feels kind of dangerous yeah this feels really danger do we have any protection I have a sickle hey it's glass okay I have a hammer and I have a sickle great let's just cut it let's just I'm going to cut it yeah roll your D20 for me please look us working together bug I love it ah 7

plus uh for your dagger hit that's four so that does hit that's 11 that does hit um roll damage real quick okay plus two three so you shatter this plate it's just like a ceramic little plate you shatter it by stabbing it right in the middle nice and then you bug as this cup is coming up to you you try to also hit it with your Hammer with my hammer roll to hit uh 19 you definitely hit that nice three you definitely okay you shatter this flipping cup um all the porcelain drops to the ground um and

as that happens The Knife and Fork see that and just sort of gently waft down back to the table oo yeah we scared him this feels really good we make a good team sure the door opens behind you again leading back to the hallway or there is of course the other door or the uh other room across the way I think we should invite the others and keep exploring yeah I think we should keep going okay should we call to them or just you call to them I think kot's mad at me oh honey I'm so sorry about that k

ot berie I pop out of the bathroom just like hey pretty cool in there okay cool um want to join us in this kitchen area it's really interesting plates are coming at us and we have to fight them and if you're a featured Creator you get a batut hi sorry oh my God okay so sorry do you want to come in here uh sure just get in here okay kot can I hear them sure kot what do you want to come in here we're getting attacked by dishes so we cut Dakota in the room uh is staring at this knife Kota how do yo

u want to proceed do you want to go to SE with them do you want to get the knife first I need investigate this knife first inv a dagger right yeah oh no 11 what is that that eight oh so 13 13 um you can tell there's something special about this knife at the very least it's very ornate um it's really nice it's really like it's a fancy knife um and it's it's a glass case so it's not like there's anything like security wise over it it's just a knife yeah we're going to cast detect Magic on this cas

e in the dagger in this room room here you can see a faint glowing pink Misty light around the candleabra um there's also a suit of armor in the corner that you can see a sword on the wall that you can see it from but also this dagger not the case but this dagger has a uh a different kind of magic light around it it's it's like a pale blue it's like a soft pale blue I want it you want it all right go for it yeah I'm going to open the case great I'm going to grab it opening it I'm still calling h

is name Kota well I'll be right there it's really nice right yeah it's really like okay we're talking like a pearlescent handle um clearly gilded uh uh sort of uh Hilt there as a blade singer I know nice blades M and there's a ruby in the pommel um it's it's really nice yeah I'm going to grab this great I grab onto it amazing and I sheath it amazing great and I put the case back wonderful I'm coming okay I'm like giggling I'm like so excited amazing okay and then I go meet hey I called you like

10 times oh I'm sorry there was uh the door locked behind me did it do that to you guys oh yeah it did crazy so glad you got out wish you could see me I beat the out of a cup oh no wait I did the the exact same thing I saw a really good hole great okay so you you are all at the at the end of this uh this dining room table now missing a place setting uh what do you do well I really want to go into this kitchen because I feel like we need some energy we need to pack some snacks can we make a pie D

olores that sounds like an awesome idea let's make a pie wow you seem really like fun I you know what I just had some self-reflection I'm just in a good mood wow oh so you're not mad at bug anymore nope not at all wow amazing okay so um are youall walking in the kitchen yep okay so as y'all walk down this uh extremely long dining room table we're talking like play settings for 30 people huge opulent parties um as you pass each place setting starts to vibrate and Rumble and then stops as you walk

by huh vibrates every time you get past it like each one in like I'm like gripping my sickle I'm like don't fck with me yeah then it stops as you say that where's your H your way into the kitchen you got to keep your hammer out just in case okay sorry we got to protect the guys okay so you make it into the kitchen safely got it you want to what you want to bake a pie I really want to bake a pie but I don't have any berries oh well I can solve that problem uh so I can cast good Berry great uh wh

ich which gives me 10 berries so uh he holds out his hand and out of his uh forearm uh comes a like gumball machine looking thing with a bunch of berries in it God I love it and uh he like he like cranks it and 10 berries come out into his hand and he just like puts them on the counter great that'll make the smallest pie but it's good no those are really they're really juicy so looking around this kitchen um you see that there is a pantry and there are a lot of preserved ingredients like flour l

ike uh sugar things like that one thing that was missing are is fresh ingredients so having berries is perfect so let's go ahead and say that um Dolores if you bake this pie with good berries your combination of skills um there are five slices and each slice heals three HP oh my gosh love it it's super food five slices each each slice I'll just take one slice okay yeah I'd love to put it in your dirty bag and I'll use it later it's not dirty it's gorgeous it's freaking gross well the bottom is d

irty because it's been dragging for days it's got Moon Juice and whatever the hell and should we have our pies now or do you guys want to save it I don't I'm fully I I I haven't gotten hurt once too I'm fine too do you guys want me to carry your pies yes please and your dirty dirty let's say this Dolores um the pie is baked but because there were some extra utensils and you're the one that got most hurt maybe you lick the spoon when you're done baking and that gives you an extra couple HP two e

God I feel so much better that's the most messed up thing I've seen today and that's really saying a lot cuz you saw a hole I saw a hole you got to lick this food no all right if you're leaving the kitchen uh are you going to continue making your way upstairs yeah yeah let's go to yeah so the third set of stairs um is different than the others it's more circular it's still large it's still very large and wide enough for you to you know comfortably walk around even you Fernie but you can tell tha

t you've reached the Spire it's Spire coded it's very it's giving so as you get to the top there's a single door waiting for you carve of mahogany has all these different uh almost gargoyle looking things around it um but you open it up and you see in front of you the most majestic Library you've ever seen books from floor to ceiling and we're talking High ceilings stained glass windows everywhere and at the end of this room you see a humanoid shape tending something bathed in light and if you l

ook even more closely you can see a beautifully preserved red flower a rose this is very Beauty in the Beast yeah and over near these beautiful stained glass windows is a shadowy humanoid figure and it turns around and makes direct eye contact with you what do you do hello okay um come into the light don't that was very demanding I I said what she said well he's in the dark and I can't see his Face's very dark that is fair I'm sorry to be so mysterious in this Castle here allow me to come into t

he light as the beautiful woman I said wow okay oh she's going to get horny again of this when is she not Library God books just open me up what and as he steps into the light you see that it's not quite a man not quite a machine this constru conu of clockwork and stained glass and books all is an amalgam taking the form of a long bodied handsome man gracefully makes his way forward not what I expected at all well I must be honest you are not what I expected where is til up where is tup telling

me all these stories about guiv I love hearing them tilp is actually trying to retire so we've been tasked with bringing the moon water to you jalor has it really been this long well as long as you have the moon water I cannot ask for more please he reaches out his hands to you can can I get a moment can we just get a moment can you just turn around real quick and go back to the dark real quick you you know what uh roll persu yeah like I don't know if I'll just do that I got a four plus mhm 5 9

4+ 59 okay he looks at you he says all right I will take one step back but I will still face you and I will plug one ear he can probably hear you I I think he's similar to me okay well guys should I just give away the Moon water to this guy this is also I I just want to point out this is a group effort you're acting like it's you're saying I well I have it in my purse and it's been very heavy and it's been weighing on me literally well let's but this is our job let's just do it so we can go let'

s get the money look he's a robot like me except he's made out of clocks and books but the gate was broken what are you let's give him the let give our job I'm overruled we didn't do our job once let's just do our job don't do your job twice shame on all of us okay I'm overruled you can come into the light now oh good thank you for permission in my home so he walks over to you and holds out his hands he's like may I have the thing I hiled you to do yes and Dolores reaches into her huge bag that'

s been dragging and there's a bunch of dirt and leaves that's been carrying the bottom of the bag and she grabs the moon water and she looks to the others so she hands it over yeah and she yep it's s job okay there you go handle it with care I'm kidding okay and so he walks on over to uh you see uh in the corner there is this beautiful red flower um it's a Dalia a doia flower and he begins to spray it and see it uh move just a little bit a little twitch and almost open up a little more and he's

like oh perfect this is wonderful thank you so much for your expeditious delivery right on time you've really done an excellent job yes yes did it yes and we didn't release a horrible Turtle thing on the world yes so we'll just uh take the money now okay fantastic here is what I owe you and he pulls out his pouch uh after gently placing down the moon water on a countertop and takes out 30 pieces of gold oh hands them to you Dolores oh yeah I'll I'll hold on to the the cash well clearly as the le

ader of the group I will be giving this to you he was just saying that cuz I was holding it I you know and you're very boss [Music] see okay thank you you're welcome thank you I have the money let's get out of here now one moment I will say a couple of things before you go oh of course um you are bleeding from three out of five of your face holes because Dolores is very low on HP from that werewolf fight I couldn't tell but noce you're quite inel all of you must at least rest here for the evenin

g that sounds pretty cool this place is awesome thank you for noticing we take such pride in keeping it together yeah I loved the hole in your bathroom oh yes our toilet hole really entertaining now usually TP makes his delivery and goes and we continue on business as normal but I'll be honest with you things have not been normal for a long time hundreds of years perhaps I know not you see this Castle is cursed as is the town around it this may shock you wa yeah we there was no one in the town t

he gate was cracked pink flame was there and I really wanted to go but I told everyone that we shouldn't there was a werewolf yeah oh my God now listen tiip is too old to do anything about this but you are for striping adventurers looking much stronger than an average delivery service I know if you you have completed your contract and gotten you 30 gold but I would like to offer you more so much more yes and we can take it bug bug bug how how much more gold as much as you could possibly dream yo

u may empty out our vaults come on I got I run right up to Kota I look up at him Kota this is what we've always wanted you know those stupid guys that drive in front of us and make fun of us for being mercenaries and just delivering things this is what we've always wanted Bernie also STS he like turn turn we get any amount of money a th000 or like two I understand I'm I'm I'm on board I could not be more on board pleas push pass and I'm like wait me too hello hi yeah hi Dolores we could ask for

hundreds of thousands or even just like little pennies this doesn't feel sfe guys we need to play it cool he's still right here steam is coming out of ears he's like oh wow can you go back into the dark can you go in the dark and hold this ear okay but Koda I'm hoping that you will change your mind because everyone else here is so on board pleas don't I said I'm on board I will give you one minute to discuss oh my God okay go into the dark guys this feels wrong to me what uh are you being distru

stful of a robot cuz that's that is feel I'm going to unplug that actually is a little I'll I'll plug back up yeah no don't worry I I I've got this come on Bernie that's not what I said you know I just it does feel like you've been friends with Bernie for a while the year is 847 like we P that okay he is he is clock and books you are Earth very I would and I think I think books are made out of the same thing thank you I'm sorry I should list I don't know I don't read and Dolores here's the thing

I'll be really quick but this is not just about the job this is about our mission to be heroes this is about our longing to be bigger than what we are now but isn't it about just being together oh I guess but I really just want to be really I just want to be a hero okay all right well bug you are stepping on my foot and it hurts but other than that I will take a hug and then we can continue okay fine okay fine walk over oh oh oh I I feel like okay sorry I feel you're really not plugging your ea

rs but anyway I don't have ears I'm made of clock World we'll take it we'll do whatever you want great so you don't want any details about the contract that I'm about to offer you okay what what we we should listen to the I was like straight up in the middle of explaining it then you were like go over there that's true I'm blaming okay that's not how I sound what my name is gaspel I am Gasper your name is what gaspel Gasper what's your name Kudo is it Kudo C just gave me a shot sorry Gaspard a g

o ahead gpars thank you so uh I am the castalon of this place I have been taking care of it by myself for so long for you see one day there was a grave transformation of everyone in the castle town and the castle itself I was the only one to maintain a semi humanoid form but you're sorry I'm just listening you see this Castle is cursed and everybody has taken on a different form and I do not know how to break it but we can't take it anymore I'm so sad I'm so sad being so lonely here and if not m

e then at least the prince the prince the hope of our kingdom that beautiful prince who taught us poetry and philosophy and all these wonderful things see his form transformed from Human until something so deeply inhuman wow I cannot imagine the pain he feels every day wait I just need him to be safe and be happy no longer being this terrible monster he is uh moner like a like a like a what kind of monster terrible not skin like no human size completely inhuman just Hollow completely on the insi

de no Humanity there at all right wow I've never seen anything like that roll deception oh five five plus uh minus one so it's a four wait a minute I can tell exactly what you had for them breakfast you've definitely seen something like that before recently oh did you see the prince what happens well I didn't know he was a prince you saw him Bernie you saw him we saw him outside the city and we said hello sir and then he just went he outside the city how did he get out the gate was broken that's

what I said and him through there tell me is the prince all right yes both of you all to [Music] s five five plus 11 minus one four that's you I trust with my life for some reason okay you said jump I'll say wear into the dark but you you're hiding something tell me what is going on well we we ran into like a wolf type thing okay and it was trying to kill us and it was not friendly at all it was not friendly at all and I tried to tell bug not to kill it but bug did Kill I tried to reason with i

t but bug just fing beat the out of it right and Bug did do the last you know down swing on huge Hammer beat its brains bug day bug got their moment and they absolutely murdered the crap out of it was awesome fie okay first of all no take own this yeah you got that was your moment this is your moment I think this is your moment bug you shouldn't don't downplay your accomplishments okay so uh uh you didn't even realize it was a prince uh no stop congrats on your moment and then what else we Mur k

ill the prince we murdered The Prince and both oh the wolf isn't the prince what oh my God oh my God you're good you're good you're good no the wolf is not the prince the wolf is the town pver you have done us a great completely completely unrelated saying totally different thing bug I put down my my my satchel and I put down my hammer and I go so what you're saying is I'm a hero sounds like you get all the credit for killing the town pervert I took down the town pervert you did it and you and y

ou both did did a good job you did a great job I also um very much said that you you did a fantastic job bug and I would love another hug at any time I'll give you one later then this is amazing you are exactly the heroes we want you killed the Pervert yes now what of the prince yes we haven't seen the I guess I haven't seen I Haven seen I thought that was the prince I'll keep I'll tell you to keep an eye out for him he is what does he look like he was transformed from a beautiful Majestic piece

of human meat to all of a sudden being a how do you say like a like a plate like something small and stupid like a plate like a stupid little plate it is funny in a cosmic sort of way yeah well I can say honestly I have not seen a plate that's wonderful great so what do you need from us okay so here's what I need from you seen a plate I need you to figure out how to break this curse I don't know exactly the way to do it but I will tell you how this happened to all of us one day our entire I lik

e youg our entire Village was approached by by a witch we were starving it was Winter we barely had any shelter and she made us an auor we could live all together in opulence and Glory if we promised her our firstborn Royal Prince never do that well we learned our lesson out of nowhere the castle sprung up we don't even know how this happened but we occupied it for many years and eventually our leaders had a baby we all loved this young prince we first thought it was just a normal baby but we th

en saw his gratitude for not only poetry and philosophy but empathy caring for the poor he was top marks in writing he was top marks in Reading he was top marks in everything it's the type of hope that not only our Castle needed but the world so you can see while we hid the prince from the witch when she checked in every year but one year she found us out and she was none to please for she wanted a baby not an adult man she turned us all into these horrible forms and we were gone forever more fr

om the world and then she made him a plate she made him a plate which uh what did the plate look like every other plate here okay nothing special about it doesn't that suck nondescript plate is it in um a bedroom by enough about the plate who cares about the plate we we talk about the prin later what how do we how do we how do we you well let me just give you the manual to how to break the curse that I didn't use for 500 years no I don't know that's why we need Heroes I need you to investigate t

he castle and find whatever you can about this all I know is the castle sprung up nearly from out of nowhere and we're all sort of stuck in the rooms that we are stuck in we've never really explored too much at first we thought we would have the prince make another baby and I suppose that's possible but you see it's hard for a plate to fall in did he make a fork is that his baby tell you what he didn't Fork because he can't because he's a plate I I wanted to lighten the mood I okay this is very

Grim a pervert has died please be respectful you must find in exactly how to break the curse do you accept this contract and he pulls out a long sheet of paper scribbles on it for a moment shows it to you it what happens if we can't if we can't help you that is a great question you're asking the right things I like this one the hero uh yes by signing this contract you become a part of our story you are not cursed in the same way but you are part of the castle until you solve this what my God see

it through to completion but I will remind you what is at stake here everything at our vault gold piled as high as you can see thousands upon thousands of pieces oh enough for multiple jobs of delivery wow oh listen you guys are we allowed to sleep on it oh please on the gold no that would be a lot of it oh why don't we show you Hospitality for the night no strings attached and in the morning you come back to me you sign yes or we don't or you don't yes in my room would I would ad door a tub an

d a window we go looking at the moon it's called a moon window is like a new thing you made up let's just whip one right up no we rather have a window looking at the moon or we don't do you like me not yet okay well same guess about looks at you and says fantastic and as a show of friendship I assure you that regardless in the morning I will present to you the dagger of friendship a special dagger that we keep in the castle to show people that we care and we love them that sounds incredible I ca

n't wait to see it well then allow me to show you to your rooms so gas bar takes you down the third set of stairs from the library down a wing of the castle that you haven't seen yet up another set of stairways with uh multiple multiple individual rooms branching off from this area but a beautiful common area in the middle of it um of course I get my own room I'm a hero now we can hear you bug so it's this beautiful common room there's a roaring fireplace um these Lush plump furniture pillows um

there is a lot of books to be read There are uh there are cups that are not moving um with teapots beside them also not moving um there's a lot of delicious food around and I love ribs it is maybe about um 9 or 10 p.m. and wouldn't you know it there's a window with a moon in it and Dolores ising stoked and everyone else is just relaxing and you have a little bit of time before maybe you're sleepy enough for bed so um gasbar is um standing by the door plugging his ears but if you need anything y

ou can flag him down for food or whatever but otherwise it's time to decompress from this long long long day remember you had to fight this wolf um this is still still uh not too long after you had to do the turtle Dragon stuff everything that happened in grandell and now you're going to maybe have a contract for thousands and thousands of gold can he hear us he's closing his ears so I don't know why he's still but I feel like we should test to make I think he's in I think he's in like rest mode

right now Fernie being a war forged uh is correct that gaspart has tucked in some of his limbs has sort of hunkered down a little bit and um it's sort of a Sentry mode where if needed he can be summoned but I'm looking at the books on the shelves not looking at any of you I'm staring at the Moon did you guys know that when the night is on the left it's waxing and that feels spooky to me see when you started that it sounded like it was going to be a fact bugs in the corner and I'm just like prac

ticing with my hammer I look at bug and I'm like sloppy I have have really intense eye contact with it's like I'm looking up and now I want to invoke duplicity hell yeah do I have to roll no I just can't okay what does that look like to you what are you doing with it so after I break eye contact with kod I see myself and there's a mirror image of myself and I have my hammer now I'm just literally zoning out and kot's not looking at me so now I'm going to fight myself and suddenly I'm fighting my

ego and I go and again it's sloppy and I look at myself and I go sloppy oh my God you're sloppy you're sloppy you're a hero you're sloppy and Dolores just walks over and she puts her hand on bug's shoulder and it's the wrong bug it's the other one and she's like ah I don't like that I don't like that and then I put my hammer down I go we got to make a decision I'm that's a lot of money I just don't want to get trapped in the castle but I think we need the money we're already trapped in the cast

le that's what I'm saying I'm scared if we get trapped here for long I might get turned into a robot wait wait a second Ernie I hate to make this a big deal but maybe we go around and just talk about everyone's goals cuz do you guys want to be mercenaries all your lives that's the sweetest thing ever no either we do this and we get money and our lives are changed or we're stuck being mercenaries like if we got all this money like what would you guys do I probably give it to my children you have

children you have children yeah is that why you bake all that how many children I also enjoy baking it's very therapeutic for me and I process a lot of emotions through it I you know I have three they're just yeah they're hanging out and I probably give that to them Koda oh you don't want to talk about them no it's it's their busy I don't care about the money but do you care about the fight yeah why don't you care about about the money don't need it but do you care about being a mercenary no the

n why are you here what do you care about just got nowhere else to go right now that's so cool Bernie what about you do you know what money is I know what money is but do I know what money does oh F ferie looks up and a moth like lands and goes into one eye and comes out the other and just flies away while he's just like staring at just like it's it's just if we want to fight or not like how did you feel when you went through that Beaver Dam is that what you did what was it I was a I was a badge

r yes how did you feel when you became that Badger and you saved all of us from dying I mean I just I felt like a badger and I I was just fully in Badger mode and and I was thinking like a badger which um you're kind of just thinking about digging and just going but afterwards uh it felt cool because everyone everyone was having a good time and so I was having a good time time and being with my friends yeah and stuff and that's I think that's what's most important to me so what do we do folks do

we follow the the feeling we get when we like complete a really hard thing together or do we just keep doing deliveries well I'm worried that if we get the money we're just going to is that mean is that the end not for me of [Music] us do we have to stop hanging out no no no if anything I think it'll make us all feel really powerful and then we just start defeating wait if we have enough money we could just we could we don't even need to we could just be our own thing like what if we start our

own thing oh my gosh like stick together I've got to come along because bug's so sloppy he'll get killed by himself so I've got to come and I have to come and take care you know what if what if something happens what if you need me to back flip anywhere I mean I'm I I got nowhere else to go I have no idea what's going on if we have nowhere else to be then I I think this feels like a packed a little bit I'm in I'm in Dolores just like squats down and jumps up and does a quick little flip and then

sits down on the couch and she's like all Hands In All Hands in was that lame did what I I was I was with you okay what what are we called mother's babies no I'm pretty sure you won't think of it Dolores um pie Pals I love that one actually Jesus look just like butterflies in the forest it'll just eventually come to you I don't know if that makes sense but that's what would happen to me in the forest I believe that sure I totally believe that as long as it's not pie Pals I'm in yeah probably no

t pie Pals what's wrong with pie Pals it's awful it's really bad and then before you know it bug is I don't get how he just falls asleep in full clothing he didn't even go to his room I know he's standing I know I'll put bug on my shoulders let's go his his bowlegged legs only other small person you're smaller than b his bowlegged legs just like slip over my shoulders R Athletics for me it's been a long day 19 wow wow plus 120 she's a mother a mother honey Dolores literally just Palms bug like f

rom the back and just like straight up Walks Like I go perfect all right well good night guys and he just stands there and all just like that's crazy so I toss bug to land right on his bed just the exact same Land good night bug as I fly my bed I go I'm a hero is bug a hon Sho hono or a honk me me it's it's just one continu just it never ends you don't breathe in the whole night in the morning it just goes like and then I open my door and I put my Shaw and I fold it into a beautiful little squar

e on this weird chair and then I just tuck in bed ooh it's a little cold and with that you are taking your first long long rest since that rest station back back back back way closer to grenell it's been a long ass day so everybody's going to heal up again to maximum hit points yay you did gain gain some experience not quite enough to level up but you've already got these new spells that we discussed off camera uh for this level up situation so you might be seeing some new stuff today and uh yea

h so you're all safely tucked away in bed so we go to dolores's room the most pretty one with a window facing the moon just like she asked she's sleeping there soundly and Dolores all of a sudden in your deep sleep you start to smell something something familiar like burning wood you open your eyes and you find yourself in a forest A Younger You Gathering berries for a pie that you'll be making your children and as you start to notice more and more of this burning smell you realize it's coming f

rom the direction of your home what do you do I drop everything and I run towards my house you're sprinting through these Woods the underbrush pushing Branch after Branch aside my heart is like beating out of my chest and as you come into this clearing where you and your family have this beautiful Homestead you see the house you've worked on for years with this family on fire you go to let out a scream and everything turns black black and white freezes except for the fire I've been here before a

s you squint through the fog in the smoke you recognize none of your family members but a single figure sitting on the porch twiddling his thumbs he looks up at you just lets out a gentle Pat beside him beckoning you to come sit I am like tingling all over and I just feel this weight on my chest is just pushing me down as I like slowly walk towards the figure you get closer and you recognize a figure that you've met with many times moris Cel the fiend of broken promises do you sit uh sure okay h

i hello you're so tense why now you keep bringing me back to that part in the dream to say hi I I don't don't really know why you keep doing that what's very special to me mother it's where we first met you remember oh I remember did you bring me anything special from your travels this time yes I did my hand is like shaking as I go into my purse but I hold it back and I pull out this Branch I see The Twig Sprites that's it he holds it and you see all the color drain from this twig and then he se

ts it down it's really hard to gather stuff when everyone's watching me I don't want to come off sorry strange you don't want to come off what I don't want to come off like I'm doing something wrong we're not doloris you're hiding so much of yourself I I've seen your eldrich blast when apples bits of cotton a fart cake the fart was um it was yeah it was real it was so do you understand how much energy you are exerting by holding up Illusions for every other cast you do what are you worried about

I don't want them to see they don't need because they don't need to feel what I'm feeling delorious you've made a PCT with these people now your friends I saw the whole thing hands together I watched through the fireplace I'm sorry they love you Dolores you said you weren't going to watch me all the time oh not all the time certainly not there's not always a fire well yes we made a pact and it was the right thing to do because we're stuck in this house so what then they've made a PCT do you not

trust them to honor it if they see you act as you really are do you think they'll run away I gave you this power it is something something to be proud of to see it why because it's scary and dark to whom them Dolores you may not know this or recognize it yet but I do care for you quite a bit you're like a mother to me I know I said I would restore your motherhood that's the deal I restored your motherhood you became my mother I revived your children there off elsewhere in safe they don't know w

ho I am so are they not happy I tell you they are I do and they are Dolores that's the deal are they where are they out in the world one of them's married you have a grandchild I have a grandchild yes oh my God and because of the sacrifice you made they get to have a happy life and I made that happen too I can't give you the world but I gave them safety and I gave you what I could you lied to me I said nothing that was a lie I said I would restore your motherhood you're a mother you said you wer

e going to bring my family back but even know who I am doesn't matter they're alive they're back they're here they're living their own lives we all lose our parents it is a parents dream to go before their children the alternative is awful that's what you sold dores I don't want them to know I don't want fine my new friends to know this is good good then so be it and you're welcome by the way you touched so much in this Enchanted Castle a power that is directly tied to me and the fiends I don't

know what's going on here but a lot of things we're trying to get to you here and he pulls out of his pocket this beautiful amulet it starts to catch the light from the fire behind him and on one side it looks beautiful and pure and if you flip it to the back the light completely changes and it looks grotesque oh but if you were to wear it it's only visible to you on that side it's a little heavy it looks a little big it's not about the looks oh once her day call on me for Extra Strength if you

are out of juice if you need to cast a spell and you don't have anything left I am there for you mother but I am trying to block everything so they don't find out they don't have to look at how beautiful it is on this side I don't want it fine I can only hope you can protect the rest of your crew fine I'll take it I'll take it oh good well there we go can I put it in my pocket yes do what you like it's a gift okay okay I will bring you more magic thank you you're welcome one bit of advice yes yo

u're not the only one who touched anything and the dream whisps away as as wait wait and you sit bolt up right in bed saying wait wait wait wait wait wait cutting out toota oh I'm back amazing Bernie still downstairs just like so we go away from Dolores for a moment Kota y you've just finished up your 4-Hour trance yep pulled out of it a a little bit sooner than you'd usually expect yeah from a glowing light in the corner of the room okay you look over and you see it's coming from the pommel of

the dagger I get up Dawn my clothes and I'm going to return this dagger okay okay I'm going to grab it actually before I do that I'm going to cast detect magic Okay cool so you cast detect magic and you see this pommel has a light blue sort of mistiness to it you're able to see it extending in a straight line maybe 2 Fe ahead of you pointing very directly in a specific Direction okay I grab it okay and I lift it up towards and I take it out of the door great so it uh this starts to curve toward

the stairway that you originally went up to get to this area okay I'm I'm going to keep walking okay as you're doing that the Ruby starts to Glow more and more and more um you get to the bottom of the stairway um the room you originally got it to is off to the left and then off to the right is an unexplored area and which way's the light pointing so as you hold this dagger and move it toward the room you're about to you know you're thinking you want to return it to the the light goes out okay I

go the I turn it around It Gos even brighter okay then I go that way fantastic you keep following this light until you make your way to a different door you haven't seen before the doors have symbols above them all but this one has a helmet and a blade the door is shut okay I'm going to put my ear against it and use a perception roll to see if I can hear anything okay great 8 plus plus three so 11 absolutely nothing the door is cool against your face and you don't hear anything okay I open the d

oor as you open the door you step in and there is a much larger than it should be blank room a row of benches off to either side but otherwise very open um can you give me can you roll a D20 for me please uh passive wisdom that is a 15 oh plus three plus three great so that's an 18 so you can see very clearly that there is this is a blank room but there's some uh shimmering elements toward the top and the side almost again like you see a mirage when the road starts to waver a little bit every on

ce in a while you can cat catch a flicker of that okay is the light still pointing towards the middle of the room it is then I go closer towards the middle of the room so as you stand in the middle of the room the light Fades and the door shuts and as you look behind you you're no longer in a room you're in an arena you can hear voices flicker in and out of your perception but you start to hear like champions of this year oh and you start to look around to the other side when you turn back the o

ther side's an arena as well and you start to recognize people your people the Aladin the elves of Seasons all of them there all of them there in very specific sections toward one side you see people who are autumnal dressed in elegant Regal Garb of fine silks the Aladin of winter dark skin with fur lining everything somehow not hot in all this regalia those of the spring very nature driven in light clothing made of leathers and um beautiful leaves draped all down them and then your people of th

e summer in these bright desert Styles screaming cheering most fiercely of all and from either side of you you start to feel footsteps and the voice flickers back in says Amir of the Year these four challenges and you look to your left and these figures start to become a little bit more clear and you see someone of the winter Aladin and someone of the Autumn Aladin step for toward each other and make direct eye contact they tap blades and step back and as you look to the right you see a Helm on

a slightly familiar figure of the spring eladrin nod to you and draw their blade roll for initiative oh eight eight plus 11 so the figures to your left immediately Rush together one of them drawing a blade another one casting an ice storm their residual effects are making their way over to you so the ground is slippery and wet and full of sleet the one in front of you takes its staff and imbus it with an extra bit of strength you see a magic that you've seen many times before they then reach out

their hand and use entangle go ahead and for me roll a strength save yes 18 all right so they're casting in tangle these Vines start to whip up from the ground with beautiful white spring blossoms all along them and they reach along your feet but you imbued with the Rage of battle immediately shake them off I cast blad song as a bonus action and then I cast tensors floating disc as my action which does like a thing that I can stand on so I jump on it amazing and then as my thing I say stop stop

what are you doing stop fan stop hearing this name you see this uh this person from across you sort of look down take a deep breath and reix their helmet and look back up and the voice flickers back and says what here of the ever Sumer Sands making the first attack against fade it fades away again looking to your left you recognize these other people senin of the Autumn eladrin and Awin of the winter eladrin going at each other neck and neck sennon beats his fist into the Earth and from either

side of Awin these huge chunks of Earth and Clay start to grab them and pull them down and begin to crush from that Awin holds out their hand and shoots a blast of ice nicking senon in the neck they're grasping it deeply they're locked in battle it is once again Fan's turn fayan looks at you and feels this sense of Duty Fain is going to be using Thunder Wave so they take their hand place it on their shalele and blast a huge cone of Thunder at you give me a uh let's see here give me a constitutio

n save 16 16 plus plus one 17 so this thunder arcs from either side of you and even though it's missed you from the back it does travel through the ground and does let's see here 1 d8 of damage to you does five damage to you Kota okay all right and you can see even though they have a helmet on something about F's posture is not happy that they had to do this the crowd erupts I'll use face step which is like I kind I basically teleport and I teleport right next to um fan I grab him and use shocki

ng grasp amazing so as a face step of the summer Aladin um you are going to catch him on fire can you roll that for damage for me please four four damage all right so uh f takes four burning damage and while they've seen this AC many times before they've never seen it up close and they've never seen it directed at oh can I describe my face step please okay so my face step my teleport it's kind of like I vanish into sand so like my whole body just love that into a spinning sand and then all of a

sudden sand recreates my body right next to him I love that and then he catches on fire catches on fire so you see f look up in anger and confusion and hurt as you grasp them for shocking grasp can you roll that for me please for to hit yes 18 man this is when you're using all your rolls I love it uh roll for damage that hits five so you've done 10 damage to them they are standing there physically shocked and emotionally and as they move their head and rear back you can catch an eye through thei

r Helm and you see a single tear drop down and they whisper do it the crowd begins to cheer c c you look over and the El the ever summer sand aladon are losing their minds they're looking over to the spring Aladin and making jeers with their face and making rude hand gestures and just yelling starting to throw things you turn to your left and the eladrin of autumn San has an icy gash on the other side of their neck as well oh Awin also panting over them breathing not doing well you can see chunk

s of Earth and sand fall out of their mouth as they're fighting it is F's turn F tries uh they reach up with their shalele and try to hit you that is a Miss Even though they're right next to you and they've got this stick they with you they whisper do it I cast right next to him I cast agar's scorcher it's a huge wall of flame just right in front of me it's 30 ft how far far as um Awin they are about that far from okay so I've positioned myself in a way that he is in direct line with Awin the wi

nter one okay so F and then I cast agar's SC a aganazzar's scorcher which is a giant wall of flame in front of me amazing so eth wi that hits F oo F Dodges it perfectly damn so this huge wall of fire shoots out to the left a one has barely enough time to look up before both of them are engulfed in flames and The Crowd Goes insane however F afraid of the flames and already on fire from your last attack Dodges backwards with nimbleness like you've never seen their helmet falls off in the scuffle a

nd through this wall of flames you make direct eye contact F says I'm scared you can barely hear it over the sound of the crowd but you recognize the lip movements I turn and I run the crowd erupts The Joy the cheers turn to screams of anger throwing things at you the spring Aladin are cheering roaring the summer Aladin are saying horrible things the likes of which you won't be able to forget and as you run and you run and You Begin crying and screaming you find find yourself at the foot of a be

droom out of this room leaving the dagger where it stood and I'm back at my you're at a bedroom do I hear that inside is there anything above the door no but you can hear sniffles inside um I open the door you see Dolores hello oh sorry I heard sniffles oh I was just I um it's very dusty in here it's extremely dirty and and um it's allergies Dolores you can tell kot's been crying are you okay just allergies oh yeah it's the Time of the Season who are you looking for what how did you know game re

cognizes game oh I can't believe you can't tell the others no of course not promise I promise I'm looking for I'm looking for my family how did you lose them oh um yeah they were murdered by an entire band of mercenaries and I made a PCT with the devil to bring them back to life and he did and he lied and they don't remember me and I don't know where they are and they don't know who each other [Music] is was that your question I give Dolores a hug I've never gotten a hug from you that feels real

ly good you're like I'm I'm really low on your leg so let me just let me just um let me get up here oh my God you are all muscle you were all muscle yeah I'm pretty lean wow who did you lose I was in a tournament to the death with a person I love and I couldn't kill them so I ran oh my God and they ran too oh why did they run we couldn't kill each other don't cry oh my God that really is the saddest thing I've ever heard in my entire life m is my story right can I give you a hug no oh okay and w

e leave our scene on that all muscle we move on over to another room that one Fernie Fernie wakes up and he's just like oh my God I have an idea he walks over to bug's bug's bed and he like walks up to bug and he like leans leans in bug bug bug what bug I just had the craziest idea we fight everyone and become the best fighters in the world that's pretty cool but I have an even better idea yeah what is it do what I do okay [Music] whoa has no one ever played patty cake with you before no well ye

ah I mean you don't know what money or a toilet is so why should this is so crazy this is the most eventful thing that's happened on this night you're so right those those losers are probably asleep they're probably just asleep doing nothing we can't tell them that we're bonding like this let's never tell them that we had this huge character development moment right no I'd love to take this moment and just let you know I think you're the strongest I don't even know what you are I don't know if y

ou even have a method to how you move but I'd love to just uh just you know move like you can well I guess all you have to do is replace all of your body parts with like wooden wooden robotic Parts which is what a bunch of Woodland creatures did for me so that's pretty cool yeah that won't work for me all right but thanks okay you do that I go so the next morning you all awaken feeling refreshed despite these moments of catharsis or patty cake and they're like come out of these rooms the sun is

beaming through your moon window it's dual function and you wake up feeling like yourself again like maybe you are a mother even if it's not to the same people yeah so with a renewed sense of purpose you all walk down to this common area to share a word before you sign the contract or don't okay so I I I say remember we're signing the contract and also don't mention that I killed the game and I put the knife back wait wait what's the plate the prince cuz I was I was thinking was what plate the p

rince nothing what are you talking about okay we crashed a couple plates because they were trying to attack the plates were Enchanted if it was the prince I we just thought they were PL but me and youris we broke a bunch of plates and it felt really good it felt really good and you didn't think to tell us this before we talked about the contract I didn't know the plates were oh right cuz we learned that the prince plates okay but yeah you're right yeah but we're all in right we're all in no no o

ne woke up in the middle of the night with last minute doubts absolutely nothing happened last night you just have to keep it secret some reason F's like's like yeah nothing crazy happened last night wait I'm sorry did you mention that you put a knife back put the what where the knife Back the Knife what knife you got we got to get this we got to get this curse over with let's go let's go okay okay today the beginning of our Lives the day we become adventurous and not mercenaries so you walk bac

k into the library after having a quick small breakfast maybe in the in the little common room continental breakfast yeah that too both of them and gasbar turns to greet you and says Ah our esteemed guests it's wonderful to see you you all look so refreshed and develop those characters with gasbar uh pulls out once again a long piece of paper a standard mercenary contract employing you for a new one-off freelance position to break the curse of Castle s sa okay so a 100,000 or something like that

whatever is in our vault you may have uh a like a little quill pops up um in front of him feathers really tickle me oh good okay as long as none of you are allergic to cats I'm just kidding um uh he holds out this contract uh do you all what do you do so Fernie this is a pen quill I know what to do with this Fernie walks up he grabs the quill and he just he he sits there scribbling and then when he walks away it's just an impeccably drawn tree just it's very tiny but it's just perfectly detaile

d like fully detailed pine tree Bernie is that your signature okay I take the pen and I draw I like Scribble and it's a sun and I take the pen and I write in the most beautiful old school cursive Dolores Paradise with a little flowers the eye and I take it and I uh um I write in bubble letters hero all right wait I have to add one thing and a little cute slice of pie all right this what did I do legally binding document with all of your actual names on it is complete welcome to Castle s but I th

ink it's time for the dagger of friendship and yeah uh one of the uh one of the stained glass windows goes we cannot find it my Lord I cannot find it you guys you are the worst types of people excuse me us you heard me how dare you let's let bygones be bygones and if the dagger Finds Its way back somehow I okay okay I don't know where it is no me neither that's the problem I I truly don't know where it is either and if any of us ever did anything with it we'd probably be a pretty bad person for

that yeah I agree yeah no true bug no bug I really didn't all no seriously can't believe you wow no what what no maybe bug it's okay we got you we don't know where the dagger is okay well I hope by the end of this whole situation we all know where the dagger is and no questions asked maybe my snoring has turned into sleepwalking and I've got that a hand cuz I don't remember you four have just signed various Effigies that are kind of like your name I suppose and gasbar rolls it back up and says A

h good a contract is a contract well get to it is there a map of the house I don't know how to break the GSE I would have done it myself yeah do you have um uh any like uh strange areas that you suspect we go in first any parts that you think any suspicious AC ity yeah well there is this Library there is a lot of information here usually when you don't have any information you could start at the library um now that you are part of the castle I suspect you would also be able to talk to our inhabi

tants and then um you start to hear some of the windows go like talk to us talk to us talk to us talk to us the moon window he didn't even say anything to me last night I think we just call it a normal window it's anything you can see whatever through there oh not built just for well it is facing the moon oh my gosh I can go talk to that borehead now because you're a part of Castle okay let's go talk to the bhead let's go talk to the bhead good because you can't read so we can go to the library

wow harsh sorry I just meant like we could split up but if we want to stay together he he's right yeah I I I'm right okay are we going to split up no let's go to the library are you okay yes well well you're here we made it you know what you're rude I'm I'm just going to say it you're rude and I don't like that I don't know how times that you can ask me how to break the curse that I already don't know how to break and you're like let's go to the library and there's a lot of books I've had an I'v

e had a night and I just wanted a map I just wanted a map our cartographer Sor was the down pervert that makes sense you're what cartographer sing people's butts oh no no he's got it it's right there the one that you killed how much is there to map depends on Whose butt it is two different continents uh are there any ladders in this Library yes of course just so I can reach the other shelves of the book unless Fernie wants to you know and a rift that divides them so gasbar uh looks over to the u

h ladder like it's it's a typical like sort of sliding ladder on one end of the bookcase and he grabs it he says when you are in the light and then it stops immediately because that's as long as the bookshelf is and he's like well there it is they can look thanks uh I climb up it yeah so what do you see up there what kind of book are you looking for um I think I'm just looking for anything um anything suspicious so I'm I'm a lot of these books it feels like aren't really like like suspicious to

me I'm just looking okay so you're just seeing if there's anything out of place yeah yeah role that would be for me perception if you're just trying to tell if anything is different okay 7 plus two okay so uh bug you haven't seen a whole lot of books in your life so honestly for you it's kind of more or less all the same there's some that are bound in leather some that are more cotton bound others that are just you know a little bit older a little bit newer but you're not specifically seeing any

thing that's different yeah maybe I'm looking at the books and I'm like any of you guys want to fight anybody one of them pops his head out he's like no not me and then pops back in O the books can talk only I can it's a very ly life wow I envy the dead can I ask that book a question we oh great hi I have a question for you we are looking to break a curse for this for our friend I know that dance I don't like anyone here can I open you up and read your content or can you tell me Madam rude can I

see if there's any um you know information about the curse in your book you know when I was cursed and transformed into a book I was curious as well where what would be written inside of me I had someone look it's a bunch of pictures of organs spooky so your a medical book I guess I look at Fernie and I go oh gosh Dolores is going to be so horny for this book so yeah he's he's want to spread that book open and blow its back out and you look over and Dolores is just like her hands are just rubbi

ng the back and the front and she's just going that's w w okay so soft what did you look like when you were a human well and I roll I roll for investigation I'm looking at the biggest bookshelf amazing three three oh plus plus 58 Kota to the right of you there's this very ornate very special uh bookcase so you can tell like if there's anything fancy or elegant that's exactly where you would put it but you don't care about that because you're looking at the bottom shelf of the one to the left of

it it looks very shoddily put together um there is a picture book uh about a happy little squirrel and uh you're just you're enamored with that I grab it and I'm I go Fernie look whoa It's a picture book with squirrels oh yeah yeah yeah no yeah yeah yeah thought you'd like k i I love squirrels that's awesome it rhymes with girl remember it does rhyme with girl okay well I'm not getting much out of I'm not getting much out of this book cuz you haven't told me anything I don't know anything I'm a

person and I Dolores Just sh not even asking me any questions you're like ow you're just like what are you who are you do you know anything about the curse yeah I was here anything else yes what ask me thank you can I ask you about the curse yes do it I'm asking you what is the curse okay thank you I hate everybody here there was this witch right and she basically like we promised her like a prince baby and but we didn't give it to her and so she transformed all of us into a Furniture we have we

've actually heard this story okay well gez sorry any new information or anything I don't know what's new to you there was a whole situation with like like the witch got mad we all got transformed I like this one I am not attracted at all anymore oh I have a question sure we heard the prince got turned into a plate do you know what the plate might have looked like normal plate like white is there any is there any specialty about the plate so that if anything were to happen to the plate we would

know no that's part of the punishment it looks just like all the other plates so really if something happened in one plate it could could have been anybody but it also could have been the prince when you were still a person what was your favorite or I guess this Castle didn't exist when you were still no go no I was a baby I I grew up here well was there like a place that you Lov to to go oh yeah I loved going into like the sistern like there was a very special I don't remember the way anymore b

ut I remember I had to do something special to get into it to get into the sister sistern okay so where did this witch go oh that's a good question does she live in this Castle now I okay so Dolores just slam shut the oh my pushes the book in between the other the pressure Made air fly everywhere you'd think a book's would be on the outside right I wouldn't think that I didn't like him anyway I'm looking for a book on witches okay give me an investigation rle 10 10 plus 5 15 15 okay so um you no

tice In This Very ornate bookcase there is one book that does look a little bit odd um maybe a little bit older than the rest and it has a a dragon's head on the bottom and a harpy coming down from the top so you can tell it's a book on Monsters o okay I grab it okay and another Kevin's like Li um all right so you open it up and you search on through and you get to the section not on witches is specifically but hags I take offense I don't know why Dolores you're much prettier than a hag okay let

's see thanks you're welcome so you're searching through and your eye rests on one type of hag and that is a hearth hag okay um and you see the description they are terrible fish beings that seek out babies in order to turn them into more of their kind these are known for setting up domiciles and building locations out almost as nests and they can use them to spawn children of their own oh huh is this a nest you guys it's just like um oh I was about to say alien it's just like it is just like al

ien though you guys it's just like uh um what's like bees bees do that don't they do bees do that ants ants do that do what they they take prey and they make a mound and then they take prey back to the queen and the queen feeds on the prey oh yeah like ants that's roll a nature check for me 16 plus uh 16 plus um uh two two so kot saying this awakens something in you and we get a solid 2-minute monologue about ants so yeah so ants the way they find their their burrow and the way they the queen be

gets created and all this stuff and like and like yeah Montage happens he's so as he as he drones out and explaining you all start to realize that this was maybe the most apt metaphor that Kota could have ever dropped and Fernie is a Wellspring of knowledge and that's how ants that that was actually that was actually incredible sorry that we keep saying actually before we compliment yeah that was actually that was incredible act incredible yeah that you're act you're you're a good P thing I'm s

orry it's okay I'm friends with a few colonies okay so if she if this Witch of this Castle feeds on for her prey and that means her prey is her plates no her prey is this the babies her baby at her plates I now feel like I didn't really explain yeah can you give it to us again so anyways so uh you give another incredible two-minute monologue uh we see shots of Gaspar just like crying in the distance just like nodding and like let him have it son wow the physicality makes sense for an so gasbar i

s in the corner just like tending this flower like spraying with the moon water and just looking over and just like yeah I have a quick question I have a quick answer I hope they match ah you're you've been single your whole life um so this flower that you've had there was one well you see and it pauses for another five minute monolog and ferie for some sap comes out of fernie's eyehole and it goes back and Dolores is just like um anyway so this flower that you are holding what is it for I know

not what it was for you see when the hag gave us this curse she gave us no clue on how to break it only gave me this flower and told me that as the castalon it was my duty to make sure it was okay I had to take care of it lest we all die the curse has to do with the flower so you knew it was a hag and you didn't tell us I said witch you said hag hag witch it's all a woman oh myg do not no sir I am a wooden robot and I am offended I smack a smack bug across the head no I'm sorry doing unarmed str

ike see how much damage it does that's a four uh so Kota being incredibly strong as Kota is um and maybe fueled up a little fired up a little toasty little fiery from last night uh gives you a solid whack in the temple it's four damage to you bug four it's four damage that's not how we talk about women bug that's true I have never been more proud honestly thank you of course bug no hug this time no hug for bug I want to hurt you okay well I'm already having a rough life okay so why don't you uh

fulfill your contract ask me questions whatever you I get up and I'm like holding my cheek and I'm like bug don't act like it hurts and then I look at you and I'm like I've re never realized my name rhymes with a hug oh I did uh do you do you where did have you seen the hag since she have you seen the witch since she left yeah she's right over there no like I don't know like okay like she disappeared after well did you go to the university of dumb questions where why are you looking at me I don'

t know you're mad at me to school where's the sister oh the sister that has been sealed for many years the place where you used to play as a kid that's not that was the book where do you think you are right now sorry it's just got freaking whacked by my hero sorry if I need a couple minutes to get my bearings straight bu your face is beat red if that's possible as a blue goblin it is impossible well you see the sistern uh that has always been at the base of the castle but due to a collapse of so

me kind or a blockage none of us have gone there in many years it's uh I guess on the first floor back through the middle I don't remember it's been hundreds of years okay first floor back through the middle what yeah I don't it's been hundreds of years I don't know okay maybe go there go look I don't know we'll go okay let's let's go let's go I have one stop I want to make on the way there talk to the boar okay you already knew yeah well before we talk to the boar which is most important to me

yeah okay second up I want to look at this flower really quick see if I can cuz I've I've been around flowers before yeah I have some on me sometimes yeah you're in they grow out they grow out of me and I don't know what to do with about it is that a brag it's totally it's fine cool it's fine you're in blue right now nobody has to freak out about it it's very normal okay here we go the BR 16 plus uh for nature two so 18 18 all right so you Fernie you have a strong connection with the forces of n

ature specifically plants so you're looking at this flower and at the base of it you realize um it isn't just a single plucked flower there's a root to it you can tell it's actually growing out of the table that it's on as you look kind of under the table you see that there's no space beneath it and while you can't look past where it is necessarily you can tell that you know you give it a little tug and there's there's no give it is a very strong root system tied to this flower okay so this flow

er it it's it's it's growing out of this table okay this is like I I know nature this is weird nature okay yeah it's a messed up nature it's it's connected to the castle or the witch ooh maybe the witch is using it can you just pull it I guess I could try to pull it gas Bar's like no no no no no no don't do anything to the flower I was tasked with this job to keep the flower safe gas look at it all you want but gaspart protector of flowers you're a frog you're a frog no that's a up thing to say

to a friend you I know cut it out it's funny I've never liked you gasp whatever the your name is it's you got it all right no don't please please I beg of you don't fine I don't think we should pull it out I detect Magic on the table to see what else is going on the table and the flower okay great um so this uh this flower you see glowing at the base of it is this again light blue mist um and this light the same mist from the dagger potentially it's a light blue mist and you uh magic only goes s

o far but you can see a root system line going about 2T down through the table and sort of out back into the castle out and down um but at a certain point the stone gets a little bit too thick for you to see the magic through um but you can tell it it is running down okay there's a trail of you magic I did yeah I think we should go down to the sistern yes these roots go down through the castle so I think we should go we should go to the sister you know who's probably going to know more about the

sister theore let's go talk to theore we don't you're not going to let it go I'm so excited to talk to this Bo okay yeah it makes me feel really does anyone want any pie no please we must go to the okay y'all leave the library and you're making your way down uh back to the second floor hallway again it's sort of like a around the stairs situation with all these different doors with symbols above them denot what these doors are but in the middle of this area um before you get to the trophy room

is a bhead which Fernie previously tried to talk to but now you have the magic of the castle within you and you are part of things so um fie what do you do I walk straight up to the bhead I look it right in the face and I say all right now you can talk to me oh I'm so glad no one's triying to talk to me for so long cuz I I'm stuck out here by myself I was outside by myself when we all got start to slowly step back I'm going to tell you a pretty cool story about just slow steps back he justs back

grabs bug might have been a Tuesday and he keeps backing up Wednesday uh I I step back too Friday I think we should check on the plates the plates right s we got to check on the plate see you remember I had a plate once bye okay so uh uh I say wow he was boring oh that was really funny look slowly step back cuz he's such a boar you guys get it okay well let's go check on the plates yeah yeah and maybe just be ready just in case like maybe we like killed their prince I don't know if we did kill

their prince words are spells let's not let's not do that yeah great right totally yeah you got it but but also like maybe we did yeah god let's go well let's go see okay and I'm just going to hit this restroom that's in between these two doors really quickly so you guys go see the plates and I'm just going to hit this restro oh I've never seen you pee what why would you have ferie ferie looks at you then he's like ferie uh Fernie uh you stumble backwards over the railing and then you landay on

the first floor and then you as you run back and I just run straight into the into the where the plates are all right so uh you guys are waiting by the door you know collecting yourselves Cod I'm sure you're off on your own we'll check on you in a minute um and uh as you're starting to open the door you can hear in the distance that's how come I never found love and the other thing I did and so uh you push your way through the door I'm like pushing my way through the door bug is right behind me

and Fernie just like breathing behind us okay so you enter and right where you left it are these shards on the ground shards of these uh PL plate and a cup and around them in a circle are so many other plates um and cups right at your feet um and now you can hear what you couldn't before just wailing and crying um I hate and they look up at you and a little cup just goes oh what the oh why why he wanted to sing his little song for you that's all he wanted what the where okay okay they could be t

hey could be sad about another one of their their so sad that the prince is dead now um you look over in the corner and there's a teapot just going and just like shooting tea everywhere oh God I I can't watch throw up I that's why I wasn't a nurse I've never seen a teapot like white girl wasted before it it lands in a cup and the cup is just like and just like pours it out again God two girls this is really that's not even the first reference in this series that has been made of that video godam

n um so the cups are looking at you like we had that so many years to prepare a special song for visitors and um one of them uh one of the castle Mages from back in the day shows an illusion in their hands replaying exactly what happened from their perspective so you enter this door and then um all the plates are shaking like I said just shaking shaking and uh mainly the one up in front and this one goes go on it's okay you practiced for so long he's like but I am so nervous and it's like no you

've got this our Prince lead us you have the Solo in the song you've earned it it's like we've earned it so they take each other's hands they walk up together as a pair and then they start to launch into it you are here you are here shatter to dust with shards on the ground and I was like cat and all the plates are shaking shaking shaking as you walk by and when you raise your Hammer at that stopped it's a new thing we made up I had no idea that it was a performance I thought we were getting att

acked by a plate yes or what what is even the worst case scenario of a plate but also I think it's I think you should give us the benefit of the doubt how are we supposed to know that the plate was an it was an important Monarch figure we just thought it was a plate I guess we said like that you stopped our Royal Line oh my God okay my heart is broken I'm so sorry give them your give them your your pie sorry that's my job I carry those I can't give them a pie they're a plate that's broken what's

the point well I thought I didn't know a play could be a king I didn't know maybe a play could eat you are so lucky that alag girth is stuck in the kitchen as an oven because no one has had to tell her anything about her betr oh she was betr to a the to the dead FR she's the oven wow great choice of course always make us the big object wow I'm having a day okay it's okay she plates it here and then Fernie just like she plates it fie noie no he goes to door just kidding I'm just kidding I think

there's nothing we can do but apologize and walk out I where apologize apologizing is not going to put our prins back together look at him his body is over there and his body is can I ask you a question you just did no why is everyone in this house annoying what what I tell you what if everyone in the room is an you're the you killed the Prince okay what are you going to do if the prince is dead is there another person in the or is it done not really no the prince is dead what about Bertha or wh

atever the f her name is El girth yeah he was a very special Prince he was marrying the commoners not nobility of course the commoners and her last name is girth great elizar is her first name okay well even worse her last name is St trash I hate this place you know what I'm I'm ready to go because we killed the Prince and you know what he probably was a man he was the most perfect man of all oh God maybe he was the one good man he was I'm saying okay let's just apologize leave should we let Aly

sa girth know I hate that I don't want to go talk to an oven and apologize to it I've already been slapped by my hero I want to go home we can't go home bug maybe we shouldn't have signed this contract maybe we should have just delivered the thing and gone we haven't even gotten into combat yet and I don't want to do this stop hey pull it together canor youor roll to hit because bug is not distracted this time you should bug stay just snap out of it 15 holy holy that hits snap out of dam War you

r damage for a D4 meaty hooks three all right so three damage to bug I'm sorry I had to oh my God thank you that woke me up a little bit great okay can we go you're right let's get out of here okay let's go so y'all two are going to head over to the kitchen um what are you doing Fernie uh after they leave I turn to the plates and I just go so where where are you broken just like is that the where where is he where is he sorry where where is he broken well you notice how most plates are like one

piece and there's like 15 I don't understand the question so uh because I'm like you know a tree tree robot uh I I I have this I that's a thing I can mend things I can mend a plate if it's it's a good thing he's not a person you're a necromancer uh no I wish no I'm a druid don't mean many of them around here huh no we've been what no there's not even anything to rest his arm on like uh so all right all right everybody relax I'll fix him you have to roll for anything spell repairs a single breake

r tear in an object you touch uh such as a broken chain link two hobes of a broken key a torn cloak uh but uh no it's it's that's it touch it's instantaneous all right so sick as okay so Fernie um you see uh this shattered plate uh rearrange itself so that the cracks are still visible but you can see the exact Breaking Point um and they start to slowly Stitch themselves together in a way that you can tell the plate was broken you can very much see these breaking points but they are now once agai

n connected Prince is that what he sounded like before not even close but what the did you do to the prince funny is he's alive my work here is done you're welcome I don't know what that is I'm just going to walk I'm I'm going to turn to everyone and be like be like this will be our little secret for now it'll be funny you say that to the cops and plat yeah I'll be like don't don't tell them it'll be a fun little surprise cuz they all think that the prince is Dead Roll intimidation okay my intim

idation is like hey come on we'll keep little secret uh that is a one so uh hey let's keep this little secret that's a natural one uh so Shane they look at you and they're like you know what no I am going to tell everyone that I know in fact I'm going to invent a new method of communication just to do it or my name isn't jacqu telegram no uh and Ferdie Ferdie looks at them all and he just like this he just goes he Le the room door just off its hinges you just walk through um Dolores and Bug hear

ing this uh do you follow yeah yes great we got to get down there uh something I think a door just let's go to the sister okay we got to get Kota where's kot meanwhile in the town of CityVille um Kota you enter this room again here in the cold light of day you can see the wall on the left has Scorch marks the likes of which you've never seen as does the ground a line all the way down um but beyond that no changes the dagger is lying right there okay I go forward and I grab it okay and then I wal

k out of the room okay okay and then I close the door behind me great Kota we're going to the sistern hey and I will meet you down there is the trophy room right above trophy room is uh basically right next to where the bhead was okay I I walk and I hear screaming there's another time and I get the away from him and I open the door and the glass case is there yes the glass case is there uh and there are two uh suits of armor that are just like oh I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm going to put it back I'm

going to put it back oh Mama's back home oh we missed mama so much and the dagger's like honey we're coming home oh my God ma'am I am so sorry I did not know you were alive you were so rude to me what do you mean I was rude to you you took me out of my glass okay well I'm going to put you back in your glass ma'am will no harm no foul iose and I agree here we go going to set you on the ground really quick is that okay it's been so so long since I've been touched by man okay ma'am I'm going to mis

s you I'm just going to put you back in there okay boys thanks for bringing our mama back boo no no no problem boys boo she's not magical at all boohoo this is inconsequential boo wait oh I'm sorry hold on she's not cursed no she's just a dagger and she's your mom yeah okay okay no you uh so as you're leaving um to catch up with the rest of your group that has gone downstairs you just feel like think this probably the last time I'm Jesus Christ long time you run downstairs to be with them oh sor

ry what is a Stine sister wow sister well you know how you can have like a sister or a brother H why did I ask I don't okay mhm we have a lot of work to do um and it's funny because I definitely know what a sister is great what is it no I I know what it is and I'm going to tell you roll [Laughter] deception it's a four minus one okay so that's a three Kota I would like you with the most bold face possible to tell everyone here what a sistern is loud and proud come on hero of mine he suddenly som

ething opens up in fernie's chest that or like in his like lower abdomen where it's like this one of those readers it's like okay um a sistern is someone that you kind of hire to do the work for you for free that identifies as a female sistern like intern but this Bernie when it goes really high does that mean he's telling the truth no oh okay I don't know what a sister turn is well I know what a sister is it is a place please roll deception oh no you don't know either I it's another four it's a

six plus 5 11 okay make up whatever lie you wanted to lie so a sistern pretty easy pretty cool place um it's underneath castles normally and it's usually where holy men come together to say prayers and read the Bible and um you know basically shoot the and smoke cigars and uh connect with the Lord and I've never been invited ever in my life and it's uh it says sister in it but it's a lie oh well the '90s lie detector test on Fernie seems good all right so given that 90s Li detector test um you

all believe her so now you know you are looking out for a like a church Lounge okay you know like a castle like church Lounge yeah looking for I love a church Lounge great so um you make your way down through this area and uh you find yourselves uh going behind the master staircase and seeing that this this Castle stretches on for so much longer than you expected more doors on every side and all the way down you can see there is one area that is much larger than the rest uh one door that is clea

rly made for larger things to come in and out and there is a uh hird and a blade as a symbol above it yeah I want to go in the you guys I think we should go in the this looks like an Armory to me o like sistern like a sistern no okay um I open the door to that whatever that is amazing so you enter and you are correct Kota it is an Armory you can see on the wall um so many different swords of so many different shapes and sizes so many daggers of so many different shapes and sizes halberts um stav

es uh crossbows boomerangs axes all of these things a couple Shields here and there but you can tell that a lot of them have been uh lost to the ravages of time because without anyone to maintain this Armory um they have rusted they have uh shown their age um but you can look around as you will and then in the center of this room there is another door further back uh and you can't quite see what the symbol is above it I don't know these weapons are pretty no they look Jank yeah what's in that do

or Fernie walks up to that door and tries to open it okay so uh even given your strength this door will not budge um it is absolutely sealed shut and you can tell that there is a colossal metal lock on the front they did not want people getting in here but looking through the bars of the window these slats you can see inside more riches than you've ever seen in your life these are riches beyond what you would have expected in a children's book Gold floor to ceiling treasure chests everywhere bea

utiful ornate crowns um and circlets and golden armor that is clearly not used for battle but is there for royalty fernie's head turns 180 and he goes I found the Vault and then I go see I knew it I knew we should have followed our dreams and done this this was the right move we are so close to becoming who we really want to be and getting all this money and then I'm going to get lessons on how to be a better fighter from who from who I don't know with all my money oh yeah so what if I just what

if I just what if I just busted open this door with my thighs what if I just pushed right through it like kicked okay number one e number two we have a curse to break we signed a contract okay so we're still figuring out like whatever this is right so we are we're down here looking for what said curse so we can't go in the vault yeah cuz that doesn't look like priest smoked cigars in there and these weapons look like shite yeah right we have to go to the sistern can I roll investigation to see

if there's any yes you can yeah you 16 wait is this so hard to read 16 16 plus five 16 plus 5 21 so Kota you are a blade singer now you may not know much about boomerangs or Shields halberts but if there's one thing that you know it's swords and the ravages of time be damned there are a couple of Swords here that clearly have something special about them now this is a castle Armory you don't know if this is Magic or just High craftsmanship whatever but there are some Quality quality items here a

nd the the the two swords that are closest to the vault door yeah are clearly of a high quality okay their metal is marbled in a way you can see it's been layered over high high temperatures um making it almost like a like a Rippling steel so the one on the left is um a shape that you would maybe associate more with like uh Falon the handle is ornate silver um and you can tell that the actual excuse me the hilt is but rather the handle is uh very rigid and strong and has an emerald at the end of

it okay this this other one is uh very long and slender um the pride of Sans saour are they both one-handed weapons they are ooh you guys I'm going to take one of these swords which one oh any I think the um ornate one silver I think they're both ornate they are both ornate as are all things Castle the one that's not rusted uh oh that's tough well that one has a cool green gem on it it and I think I like that let's go with that one okay grab it you got it um so you put the Falon in your uh in y

our sort of like extra where a dagger I have a dagger I have you have a dagger okay great so um it is very rusted as of now but maybe a little bit with some work um you can do some you can't put it back I don't think you can put it back I mean they're both everything's rusted okay great so um maybe with a little bit of work um you'll be able to get it to a point where it's usable yeah bug did you want to grab the other sword uh yeah hey fie will you grab it from me oh yeah I can't reach it I can

grab it cuz you since you said you can't reach it Jesus Christ oh and Fry will you hold it for me cuz I have nowhere to put it's it's bigger than me fine like opens up just like a little compartment just like puts it there and like closes it's like sticking out just like you slam the door and it's just like out of there like I'm ready to go to the sistern let's go to the sistern I've never smoked a cigar before so I'd love to I don't know if they have them there I was just you know I'm ready to

fight so uh y'all exit this room and see on either side of you there are two doorways um one of them has a symbol above it with a uh uh with stained glass and smoke right um and it looks like a little man like thinking with something coming out of his mouth the cigar okay uh and then to the left there is another door whose symbol has been rubbed off with time um and there's uh some Rubble around the foot of the door um what do you do blockage yes what remember he said there's a blockage to the

sistern oh fie you're brilliant What okay I think that we should go in the one with the rubble down below Dolores he's clearly smoking a cigar I know but you heard fie I'm trying to practice trust but you did say that a sistern is a a place where where they smoke cigars and that's very you were very clear with there another there's another uh sistern oh yeah it's crazy they both use the same mulle kinds World deception okay yep that is a natat one so um plus five that's still a that one that one

happens so um everyone you've never seen through a lie so clearly in your life in fact you all remember what a sistern is thing opens just like just like a oh no it's the '90s thing again you remember that a sistern is a place where water is stored and gathered in a castle um and so uh knowing this you all look at Dolores I just remember what the ants told me about sisters I was I like was so lost of the traveling ants what you guys are disgusting um I can't believe you would lie to us but I al

so can't believe that that is also something that really exists where people smoke cigars thank you so that's still pretty cool but but what is that called sister that's not what it's called a cigar lounge oh it's for adults I just wanted to I didn't know what a sistern was okay you can you canar from the other side of that door they're like hey you people talking out there why not come into our church Lounge that's what this is I'm actually good well another Thousand Years of Solitude okay go i

n the block go the block so as you try to um open this door uh water spills out from underneath and you see that there are these cobbly little stones that have made their way under the door making it a little bit hard to open even open the thing and as you open the door you're faced with this wall of stone and where you think it would usually be a cave in with lots of little Boulders here and there it's actually a pretty solid stone slab um almost completely sealed off to a point that looks inte

ntional and in a way that you're not quite sure how it would even get into this hallway can I detect magic you can so you so you bug are detecting magic and you start to see something very familiar this blue line right going from the middle of this area but it's not just a single Blue Line it's branching out almost like a like a root structure and it's headed all the way up and it stops 2 feet above the ceiling so you can't see past 2 ft of stone but it gives you the idea that there might be som

ething root shaped continuing upward I don't know guys what do you see go you saw something something is in this wall and it's going up the roots from the table and the flower guys there is something growing I think it's I I really think we should have tugged on that flower this goes all the way to the top what I wish I had a cigar right now let hey someone say cigar good trust me we do not want to hang out with those guys okay they've been alone for a decade all connected I've been toughed by a

woman in years no thank you although I am tempted my God okay no it it feels like we should just go back to that flower and do what what it felt like we should do which is yank it and that guy doesn't want us to do it because the witch doesn't want us to do it yes yes he's cursed he's cursed he's overtaken by the curse okay we just got to pull that lever okay Kota I'll go go go do you want to take anyone sounds like Dolores wants to go no no no I don't want to go no I was thinking I'm go I'm go

ing to go check out these cigars go get a cigar but be I'll be right back here I'll be back here by the time you come back I'm serious don't let them convince you want to go really quick I just want to go really quick okay you go faster and go go all right so we follow Kota first running like this real quick uh we follow Kota like uh running really really quick and you make your way up there you are back I am did you feel did you figure out anything I did but I'm going to need you to step over t

here okay can you uh roll persuasion for me please uh 16 plus it's 15 okay 15 um all right so uh gaspart looks at you for a moment he's like you know the contract that you signed I put a lot of trust in you so I'm not going to second guess you now and he walks about 20 ft away into the corner and like is this good enough perfect perfect and then I take out both swords and I shink ooh okay um roll roll to hit for me just see 20 a natural 20 is that our first like combat one no no bug had one befo

re but okay so a natural 20 um Kota you slice this flower so perfectly that it stays standing for just a moment until and just sort of falls into a pile there and gasbar doesn't even have time to react before the flower itself lets out this horrifying shrieking whale almost sounds like a woman's voice screaming spewing some black smoke shriveling and then winding down and gasbar goes what why did you do this I'll explain later so uh Kota you dash out of the room and head on back um we cut mid co

nversation to Fernie with these guys and that's when I told him aist is a type of uh aist is a type of a place where they store water and that's where the witch is but you got to cut the roots attached to the flower oh wow we should have come over here and talk to you guys well you know everybody's a little bit different not everyone's in the cigars oh also um be wary of the Vault it's not everything you think it is it's a whole situation there was a golden suit of armor is that all well yeah th

e golden suit of armor is fine it's the rest of it that you and then uh as you're doing that Koda Bernie let's go okay yeah it's unimportant sorry about that Tom's like thanks for putting your mouth on [Laughter] me oh my god oh so uh Dolores and Bug while this is all going on and you're hearing this commotion in the background you see this Stone um become more and more transparent Buck bug I'm looking at you and I'm going so the thing about impostor syndrome that I've been thinking about is the

fact that I don't know my to sometimes I think I have to sit into honey oh my God so it's more and more transparent and it's it's you start to see this pearlescent aspect to it where light is fading through and uh it becomes completely clear but then cracks like Stone are we dying it falls all the way through no my hero must have cut the flower ohot and you see from up above with all these broken Stones um there's just dangling uh like broken almost singed roots oh that are looking to take hold

and can't that's really sad it means we're it's time to fight yeah you really want to fight also imposter syndrome I understand me and Fernie burst in the door hey guys hey oh it's gone um yeah wow so you're making your way into this sstn and your feet give way from Stone to just a couple of inches of murky stagnant water and you can see that you know lining the walls here um coming from where you just came there are roots that have now been decayed and desecrated but around them there isn't an

y muck or Goo uh Fernie you being so close to the Moon can tell that the moon water was running through here here interesting um and as you look inside you just see uh two things you can see two shapes in the distance one looks like this terrifying lizard bat Beast horrifying little monster and next to it is just a little girl crying and holding it and she looks over to you and goes please please don't hurt him he didn't know what he was doing oh God God this really hurts I think we're going to

have to hurt that thing I also what if she's the witch probably no she's just a little girl she's innocent she doesn't know what she's doing Dolores what never trust little [Music] girls okay horror movies for sure God I'm in open toed shoes in this water so am I so am I okay uh do all three of you think that this might be a witch yeah can I detect if that is the case uh I think what might be better is everybody give me a D20 Ro for investigation right now okay dlor are you also inspecting this

14 I want to inspect it because I want to be I want us to be wrong 14 as well I don't want this little girl to be six one my investigation is plus five oh uh natural one just one okay you've never seen anything that's more of a little girl in your life um everybody else you think something might be up but it very much looks to you like a little girl from this distance she continues to cry please he really didn't mean it this is the only place we're safe okay please okay I want to give her a hug

I just I just think that she's in need we need to save her well maybe she knows hey have you seen the hag the one the hag the ha have you seen the hag probably doesn't even know what that means I don't know what that is please I know please it's okay who are you who are you crying about I'm just scared no one's been in here for so long I'm just so scared I noticed you're not an object what that's why I think it's the witch oh I don't know hey little girl what's your name my name is and her jaw o

pens why she just screams at you screams everybody rooll initiative yeah okay well I can't pronounce that y' nine mine's 10 uh I rolled no just 10 I rolled a six again one more six plus one seven Okay C five five all right and I got to roll one more oh God okay four that's good um so as she screams um this little girl turns completely invisible so you are trying to listen to hear if you can hear this invisible little girl but it's only now that you start to realize that the droplets that you're

hearing in the distance aren't droplets they're footsteps they're everywhere and there have been Footsteps in this water for as long as you've been in this room immediately behind bug seemingly from out of The Ether completely invisible claws appear and behind it a horrible horrible looking woman green skin peeling off Bubbles and boils everywhere white wiry hair and she slashes at your face um let's see here that is a six okay so that's definitely going to hit yeah and she does she does 10 dama

ge to you so she catches right on your cheek and hits a couple vital points um immediately the the thing that is next to her rushes off in the water as well and begins getting some distance from you what if with everybody today and hitting my face do you want pie no next up is Dolores doloris you just watched bug get slashed across the face from an invisible woman um what do you do she is visible now this is crazy you did you did there it is you told us to trust her but it's okay it's okay I tol

d you to trust her because she's a little girl and that's that's probably what the witch was doing that was your first mistake I'm going to do some dissonant Whispers ooh okay this is the first time you've done this in game right Yep this is the first time I've done it okay so Dolores you basically whisper a um a series of words and sounds at a tune that just don't make sense and if this thing fails its wisdom saving throw um then it is going to take a fair amount of damage from you fie roll rol

l nature for me please sure uh let's see okay that's just a it's a 20 right yeah uh that is natural 20 Fernie you recognized that this thing is a cockatrice a cockatrice is a uh bat lizard uh bird situation and it's famous for its ability to turn living things into stone oh um uhoh uh so how big is it uh it is uh actually pretty small it's just dangerous like think of it like if a snake was a dog so Fernie turns try in mid- combat he's he's like okay and so here's the thing and it's like him exp

laining the whole thinging so now you know what a cockatrice is everybody it's a cockatrice next to the hag um what would you like to do it's a cockatrice okay okay next to the witch so the cockatrice I want to do The Whispers to the cockatrice because I do not want that thing turning any of us into stone then we won't be useful at all very very smart move all right so let's see here this cockatrice is going to roll uh wisdom save so the cockatrice uh rolls a three it does not resist you so it i

s fully susceptible to these dissonant Whispers uh Dolores tell me about what these horrible things you whisper are are they even understandable to our ear what does it say yes they're understandable okay it sounds like you're doing a great job okay so this this message confuses the hell out of the cockatrice um and it takes a lot of damage its mind starts to tear at it and it just hears the great job and it can't even understand your language it doesn't speak at all but somehow it knows your in

tent um let's roll that damage for dissonant Whispers four five mhm N9 10 5 14 four 18 damage you do 18 damage so uh this cockatrice starts whipping its head back and forth hitting it on one of the uh The Columns that's near it as you would normally find an assist um it starts like spewing liquid from its nose trying to get it out of there and is just absolutely enraged but it is not doing so hot and in addition to uh what you've done damage wise with dissonant Whispers um this does drive it a l

ittle bit mad and inflicts it with fear so the Tre starts to run away good um now we find bug it's your turn Okay so this thing's at a little bit of a distance a little bit of a distance okay so maybe it's time for a little bit of a repr maybe a comeback story with a little thing I like to call crossbow Nation okay so Bug's going to take out my crossbow and I'm going to swing this thing and I'm going to go k got to take out my crossbow watch just roll your D20 to see if you hit here we go three

plus two five oh okay so that doesn't hit but you do have uh so uh it it it pings off of one of the columns and hits another column and just whizzes past the as it's running by okay bug get so embarrassed this is the most embarrassed bug's ever been like I cannot keep missing up in front of my heroes so um that this is it I'm going to finally um invoke duplicity in battle um the way I know I should um as my bonus action amazing so um you can do this within 30 ft of you which is about as far as t

he coat Tre is do you have it near you or do you want to like have it next to it and start giving Chase I am just going to put a second version of bug in front of that cocka amazing great Co to poo poo whatever it's cockatrice cockatrice that's fine um great perfect um so that is your turn bug we now have Fernie all right so uh above game really quick uh this hag is completely invisible right no now once it attacked it is we now see it yes um so all right while everyone else is going after this

cockatrice Fernie is going after this this hag uh so um Fernie is first going to uh summon Beast oh great uh so Fernie like uh they they're like they like do this their eyes shine white and all this stuff and everything like goes crazy and then like this beams shows up in front of them and then this small little beast shows up a very pissed off raccoon okay just a very very chubby uh but but pissed raccoon okay great very Fierce um fantastic um so you've invoked this Beast so it takes its turn a

fter you yes um so that was your action or your bonus uh that was my action as a bonus action I'm going to turn into a wild shape amazing what's your wild shape so uh then so Fernie summons this beast and then he gets down onto the ground he like kind of lays down and then suddenly The Vines his Vines start wrapping around him Moss starts growing out and he transforms into a giant Mossy viny alligator oh I love that yeah that's so cool fun um amazing so you're just getting prepped um yeah just f

ully geared up and now it's the raccoon's turn yes name him so Reuben the raccoon like he's like what's up guys all right it's me Reuben how's it going all right this hag's going down yeah here we go he he he runs on two feet he does not he does not run like a record he's like like all right let's let he's just a guy just some guy but he happens to be uh yeah he's he's going to go up and he's going to he's going to like start trying to try to trying to get this all right roll to hit as he's tryi

ng to get him all right this is the coolest thing I've ever seen that is a 12 uh let's see what do I add to that that's a 12 plus six oh great so roll an 18 that does hit roll for damage because this raccoon is the first one to hit the hag entire time and uh let's see so uh hit is 1d8 all right uh that's an eight eight oh that's great uh 1d8 plus4 plus spells level uh so that's a level two spell 1d8 plus 4 plus two all right so that is 1d8 uh you roll 8 plus 4 so that's 13 damage yeah um amazing

wow and he has multi-attack wo that's actually wild Ruben's crazy Ruben's like all right let's keep going so Reuben is uh yeah laying down the law go ahead and roll to hit again okay okay that multi-attack uh that's a woman so Ruben is just walking over and batting at the hearth hag uh just doing some major damage and then he just sort of like turns around and is like so St he's like hey he tries to hit her again and just completely whiffs it and falls over just like like in that uh like two in

ches of water even though he's a spirit why not why not um great um next up wait uh bug just watched that whole fie just do that whole thing and the raccoon and I just went it's crazy to see your her it's crazy to see your Heroes at work's like Reuben's just face like just uh Reuben takes five damage okay so Reuben's at 25 yeah Reuben no um next up is Kota okay and I'm kind of like amped up from the night before I'm kind of triggered from the fight that I just had last night so I un sheathed sna

kes Talon and my new sword and I look at the hag and I'm like you're mine she is a you're mine witch I cast true strike and it's like a light beam directly at uh the hag it's like a laser pointer yes it's like Wicked meets Star Wars it's like Wicked meets Star Wars then I uh cast Blade song and it's like and it's like nasty nasty EDM that fills ni sister stinky I have never liked this music Ruben's like I love it his little tmy just so goota given that that is your turn right okay great um we no

w get back to the cockatrice it gets away from your uh duplicity little shade there um it makes its way over to the corner and in the corner you see uh what have previously appeared to be like pots of water and it screams at one and you sort of see that same kind of Shimmer that you saw before and uh what appeared to you to be water before now breaks its illusion and it is a second cockatrice that wakes up come on and starts charging at you no this is DN D been going so easy on you God damn it t

rue true this first cockatrice just nudges that as its bonus action and then it turns back to you bug number two oh and runs at you and tries to give a strong bite so let's see here it's bite on bug number two on bug number two and it uh rolls a third excuse me 16 a hit uh what is your armor class uh 14 so it bites into bug number two and is is very surprised that its jaw is not able to find ground of any kind um and it's even more confused cuz it's still hearing those Whispers And are terrified

um so it's not quite sure what's happening and that brings us back to the hag um now this hag for the first time you are getting a clear view it is not a little girl it is not a shimmery invisible thing it is wearing long broken robes disgusting and drenched and FedEd water long white hair a shrill twisted smile and where you've heard stories of witches before this is a very different thing this is some kind of fiend and it is looking at you once again and it is absolutely pissed because you ha

ve broken the good thing it has here so it's once again looking at you bug and it is uh going to use something called vicious mockery see you're going to do a wisdom saving throw yeah okay here we go on a roll on a 20 right yeah D 20 okay bug 15 plus two 15 uh so uh it is Whispering to you you can finally hear it use language for the first time it says like the smallest one not strong at all and for whatever reason as low as you've been feeling about yourself these words Just Bounce right off yo

u because you know that's not true I've been meaner to myself is that all you got the hag hearing you say uh that all you got is aiming EX exactly for the exact place it hit before and for anyone who's ever been flicked really hard twice in the same place that sucks so let's see if this hits that is a 16 to hit what is your armor class 14 it does hit it sure do um now I have to roll these you've had a hard day don't be my mom right now I don't know what else I can be all right so it is going to

slash it your face and it does seven it does 11 damage to you B okay guys I'm at 3 HP okay but I can I can help myself get out of there bu get out of there how far how we're all right there next to it right you are but it is unfortunately not your turn yeah no but I'll figure it out I'll figure it out the second cockatrice that has entered the field is watching its Master slash at your face seeing that you're weak and smelling blood quite literally in the water it charges at you you come at me a

nd it is going to try to bite you bug and it rolls in 18 so it does hit you you have just taken three damage you fall face first into the water looking to the side you can see a little bit of uh blood trickling out and you feel something from the cockatrice teeth start to seep in and we are in death saves for the first time this game however it is dolores's turn Dolores you are watching both get dog piled on by two cockatrice while the hag is just laughing alone what do you do all right so I rea

lly really want to distract them I feel like that that's the best way to help bug so I want to do crown of Madness on one of them love it um which there's one that has um that's pretty injured there's another one that's still holding pretty strong which one do you want to do I feel like I want to do the one that's holding pretty strong okay great they have to do a wisdom saving throw so are they going to fall prey to your madness here Dolores crown of Madness hits the crown the crown is a bunch

of roses and it has a bunch of thorns on it I love that cuz every rose has its thorns that's true that's a Dolores special for you right there I love that so this beautiful flowery Crown gently like appears out of nowhere and rests itself on the cockatrice head and it becomes Charmed and it starts to look around at the hag and the other cockatrice you can see rage fill its eyes and it's like bug is not even there so it begins to position itself in relation to the other cockatrice all right so th

at brings that's a great turn Dolores um that brings us up to bug okay so bug this is your first time doing a death save for anybody out there who doesn't know we are going to roll a D20 on every one of Bug's turns if it's above a 10 then that's a save if it's below an 11 then that's a fail three saves and bug is back on their feet three fails and Bug dies don't you wish the school system worked that way yeah yeah that is a nine that is your first fail oh no bug that is okay so if anybody else i

s able to heal bug in this moment bug can get back on their feet and if you roll one n 20 you are stable which is back at zero HP but you're not dying so don't lose hope yet so bug's main uh parts of the body that are failing are uh his ears and uh uh uh sight so he can't see his friends watching him be in pain what's Bug thinking at this moment I hope they don't see see me dying we're right here bug all right next up is Fernie who if I remember correctly is an allig an alligator got it so um de

pending on how deep this water is uh being an alligator he can move even faster in the water how deep would you need it to be probably it's deep enough alligators don't need it to be that deep sure is all right like I think a foot even in an alligator is benefiting from that that's great that this is exactly a foot of water is what I was going to say so weird so I think Fernie uh full alligator mode he's got his eyes his alligator eyes on this hag cuz the every everybody else is foced on the co

cockatrice or uh bug alligator mind doesn't think about saving bug for this moment sure thinks oh going for the hag yes charges charges like swims darts straight for it water splashing everywhere as this Mossy wooden viny alligator charges and then it like leaps turns sideways opens its mouth uh and and leaps deep blue sea let's go literally um so what does that attack uh look like numbers wise so it's a bite and it says plus five I think okay so go ahead and roll your D20 for me that is a 13 pl

us plus five Shane that does hit so roll your damage for me please okay so that's a d10 roll your damage ooh we got a nine damage nice okay um so similar to the cockatrice a moment ago you open your mouth wide and it finds purchase on the Torso of this hag which in in your experience bottom 10 things that you've ever tasted in your life uh super bummer that that's happening even with alligator mouth even with alligator mouth uh the witch meat does not feel great to you and that's 1 d10 plus two

plus two oh so that's 11 damage damn and also uh Target is now grappled and it requires a dc12 to escape oh that's amazing all right so is that the only thing the gator does is uh that one move or do you get yeah I think that's all no there's no multi-attack it's just that I mean that's damn good yeah is that the only thing the gator does total Destruction which brings us to our Broody boy Kota let's go so I cast a true strike right before you did yes so I have advantage on this next roll yes yo

u do okay so I'm seeing this hag and I want in on the hag so I guess I'm running forward and I'm I'm just slicing the hag as much as I can amazing go for it yeah one slice that is a 15 plus um plus plus five amazing so that's a dirty 20 but you get Advantage so let's roll a a D20 again just to see if you crit 17 plus that's a 22 I mean you definitely are hitting I'm hitting you're hitting and then I'm two hand fighting so I'm just going to use the other sword too and we're just going to do it ag

ain amazing yeah uh another good Lord that's another that's insane you're just ripping that hag up we're ripping her up she she's grappled she can't meanwhile now bug kind of like squinting with one eye going it's so cool to see your it work should we all everybody else hears is go ahead and roll all that damage so 1 D6 plus three for both 5 plus 3 so that's eight let's do it again 4 + 3 that's seven so 15 that is you really did that hell yeah you really did super hot next up we are now um back

to the first cockatrice who is seeing this happen and is uh not particularly happy now they see that bug is down and they see you attacking their mommy see I made it sad and so this first cockatrice is actually going to go for you even though they don't have much health left they are still going to run at you so um they run up right to you um let's see it rolls a it does not hit so in addition it's got some bug blood in its eye and it just tries to Chomp and it just it's like it's not even in th

e right damn room it's like you feel a little bit of the air puff on your face and all it does is cool you down as you're chippy chopping up that witch I manifested that for you him up real hard next up it's The Hags turn um she is n too happy about having her tummy done chomped so she is going to try to roll to get out of your grapple um what is the what is the roll say Shane so oh uh dc12 so the witch is going to try to uh wrestle its way out of your grapple um I just rolled a 10 and since it'

s strength to save that's a plus four so it manages to Break Free okay however um that is the hag's action um so she's not able to do anything else beyond that she sees this and she's taken a lot of damage from you and wants to get away from you so she's going to set her sights to bug and start to move away but Fernie is a sentinel has Sentinel so F does have Sentinel so go ahead and make um another basic attack with your bite okay you know what I'm going to let this happen it's a second bite ro

ll the hit with bite try to escape an alligator it's just not going to happen it's it it never ends well uh that sure as hell hits Shane that's a 19 di um roll damage again who not so bless plus uh three + two right so that's five damage so um so the hag is taking more damage and is once again grapple yeah uh you're just now you're just under tuus she's like it's to living true she's getting a tummy for free which is good for her to be honest what I'm not going to do that I said I'd never go und

er the knife God all right so great so now we're on the second cockatrice which again has crown of Madness so it's going to have to roll to see if it can even resist your your spell that's right um it's got this beautiful rose Crown Every Rose Has It Thorn we got a dc13 does it resist it does not so this cockatrice is looking around the room and trying to smell out blood and it sees the other cockatrice oh no and it starts gping not cockatrice on cockatrice crying I love putting two against each

other so fun um jeez what this cockatrice is going to try to bite the other one and it's uh very much does so the damage you guys seeing what I just did yeah pretty cool huh oh never mind Fernie the good thing about this though is that um again the cockatrices bite will generally petrify something so let see if the other one starts to turn to Stone and become restrained Karma baby it does the other cockatrice is not fully stoned yet but it starts to notice its legs are lethargic and having trou

ble moving and it's just becoming a little bit more robotic and trying to yell but it's its voice isn't finding that action so um this second cockatrice that had entered the battle a little bit late um attacked the first one that was pretty low on health and so while it did take down some health it's about to be Stone anyway that's right so that was an amazing bit of crown of Madness uh on that second cockatrice now um something that's supposed to happen now that I didn't just remember is Ruben'

s here should have gone a couple bits ago but he was fighting his time um so what's Reuben do Shane uh Reuben's like like he was he was floating in the water and all sudden he's like he gets he's like he's like all right no Second Wind Second Wind all right here we go I hear no Bell I hear no Bell let's freaking go uh uh he kind of since he's Spirit he just suddenly has like boxing gloves on round three go all right he looks up he sees uh Fernie has the the hag in his mouth and he's like he's li

ke oh sweet easy target just go right like runs right up to the hag's face and he's like all right give him get him give him the one twoo is this claw it is a technically claw but he's got gloves on he poops on the gloves and does he take one off he's he poops on the gloves and he goes on like all right I'm take these all right let's go uh that is a five plus five to hit um he does unfortunately whiff against the Hat good thing I got another locked and loaded oh did he get two hits he gets multi

attack yeah so he's like all right second one here comes uh okay that one definitely hits he's like all right that was just a tester I'm just feeling out the area in front of me here I go now here's the real one so that's Jesus Reuben uh it's a two so that says seven damage against the hag um so this witch that's been living comfortably and the sister in for maybe 500 years we're not sure um is now uh having her ass bitten by a gator or crocodile of some kind um and just uh being beaten up in th

e face by a raccoon ghost and even though uh you know again hags and d and d are different than witches um she is actually like a fish creature she is like a demon of some kind um you see for the first time a little bit of like confusion and fear enter her face of just like this has been a really weird day I know that face I know that face that face comes to me once a month yeah that face comes to me once a month and it lasts a week oh no what so we're back to delores's turn now Dolores you're s

eeing the hag get absolutely rocked your cockatrices are battling against each other now everything is going according to plan except oh um can I use what you do can I use my Mage hand to bring bug uh slice of pie because I feel like if I start walking I might get attacked oh I love that that's such a good idea in a combo of things so Mand um yeah yeah let's say that so uh these pies we said so good berries do heal I think from 1 to three Health you baked it in a pie let's say it can do one to f

our now so what does this Mage hand look like to you feeding bug some pie cuz bug is like half under the water oh this Mage hand is stunning it's gorgeous very very very pale skin has not touched the Sun and if it did it wore SPF big time sure it's beautiful long long fingers with these gorgeous long nails that kind kind of feel like they're not me but I wish I could you know rock that hand a little bit it's like the inner inner you know dangerous side of me okay I love it so this dangerous hand

we're seeing this like like hand this hand comes over bu and so you haven't been able to see much and if you are able to open your eyes it's sort of muddied up with like this murky water and a little bit of blood and all of a sudden you just see a little bit of light peer through the water and you think to yourself is that Dolores kind of the nails are the nails are red because she's a little Nast and they're so long and she's so nasty so this this hand uh dips through the water and with long l

ong nails starts feeding you sticky cake through the muddy water um and it smells like coconut but doesn't taste like that cuz there's SPF and you know it doesn't taste like that but it smells like it anything on there doesn't do anything trust me you're half you're half awake and all a sudden you feel uh so let's see here you restore four Health bug so even after all that you are now back on your feet does the hand stay there does it Retreat back to you the hand stays there but the hand does a

little since I can't be there I tell it give a little Give a Little Love and the Hand gives a little uh gives a little like pat on the head my mouth dry as with weird berry pie and water it's like moist pie FG this is an extension of me you got a mouth full of moist son but it's my dirty side my brain I hope I hope Fernie and Kota aren't seeing my life come back with a piece of pie F's over here he goes like where go so um Mage hand is an extension of its Caster it is a ghostly hand that gets ca

st that is able to move objects maybe 30 ft away more than 30t away it's a ghostly hand that appears that can do some basic tasks that a living hand would that Dolores controls um so bug you are now back on your feet and it is your turn you're looking around and you see uh the hag is having some trouble the cockatrices are having trouble especially the one that bit you what do you do so my HP is four your HP is four so you're not looking too hot but you are back on your feet it's not like let's

go it's very much like I'm not going to die but yeah so I'm going to do what a hero would do which is take care of themselves that's true uh yeah so I'm going to I'm going to cast cure wounds out of um uh uh my spell slot for a second level oh great so roll 2 d8 for me and you're going to heal that much let go as I'm like wiping high and I look at Dolores I'm like thanks you're welcome three three plus two all right so you get five Health back so now you're up to nine okay okay okay great okay s

o Fernie it's your turn again you got a hag in your butt and excuse me sorry you got a hag in your mouth you got a hags butt in your mouth what are you doing I'm going to just I'm going to try to like release and then CH like get a full CHP take off one the cheeks here we go it's a h cheek that is a six plus five uh yeah okay so that one does not hit but the good news is it's Reuben's turn it is Ruben's turn and Reuben's Ruben's there and he's he's ready so Ruben's like all right let's go I'm st

ill here uh swing and uh Boop that hits for sure 17 yeah so he gets a good good swing now he's going for an uppercut nice he's just like then he he's just like a sweet old uh swing that's a seven plus 5 nice so uh this hag is having the worst day of her uh almost done life uh not doing very well at all um she's starting to get dizzy a little bit woozy there's a little bit of hag Blood on the ground um yucky icky STI really gross and it's like touching on my dress my dress is getting like some bl

ood all over it all right that was hul it's time for oats here we go the two famous BS didn't uh that's a seven uh plus five so maybe that one misses that one does Miss so he's like whatever you know I don't I didn't need that one you know what that's okay because it is kota's turn so I'm seeing this crocodile alligator like toss this hag around and I'm like in the zone I'm dancing around hacking right yeah nice and then I'm like throw I'm going to throw swords up right I'm going to go good to s

ee you bug so then I'm going to take the pommel of the sword there was an emerald and I'm going to cast chromatic orb which needs um a gemstone to cast I mean we're not playing where we need these things um but honestly if you want to add that in you know what then I want advantage on this roll in okay and so I create this like little Sun like concentrated Sun I'm just going to blast the out of this hag pratic orb is great except Boulders gate where it hasn't hit once for me oh no um that is 12

uh you get Advantage yeah just five right just five okay good or is a two so the first version hit it's uh please roll for damage okay it's 3d8 w so we got eight boom nice eight get out of here nice three damn I thought it was another eight me too so that have been hot that is that is the twist so Kota as this uh chromatic orb opens up you can see the reflection of the the hag's eye in it and all these memories of 500 years of servitude in this Castle start to whip through her mind um you know l

ooking about it thinking about what she's done and she has this one moment of smiling and she just laughs this evil witch laughably as you jam this chromatic orb in her face she crumbles to dust okay she deserved that sh she really to the very last she saw her whole life flash and then she laughed I don't remember him so these so these cockatrice uh look at this happen and one of them is still inflicted with crown of Madness the other one starts to run so the one that's incredibly injured starts

to run the one with crown of Madness starts to chase after it and they make their way down the hallway leaving this area you don't know where they went but they are gone and that is it everyone congratulations on the hardest fight you've done so far this is a level up situation for you which we will address after our next long rest uh we did everything off camera to figure out what that would look like so here's what happens now as this ha crumbles to dust you Dolores start to see these little

Sparks of blue magic and so you start to see them spark out and go against the walls and Spark out and fly up the walls and go across the water and Echo out with these little ripples here and there and then you start to feel this huge Rumble Beneath Your Feet uh-oh and you start to feel yourself was that and the ground no what did you eat what nothing you start to feel yourself and the ground lift up and you all uh everybody roll an Athletics for me please or acrobatics whichever is [Applause] h

igher I rolled a mat one I rolled a Nat one as well uh I got 11 I got 21 uh can I roll for Reuben as well yeah roll for Reuben watch it be another Nat one uh it's a 17 okay so so here's what happens as things start to Lurch uh the floor has one side jump up a lot quicker than the other Bernie and Kota as the ones that were right next to the hag and rolling a Nat one that's the side of the floor that uh goes first so both of you fly like launch from this situation and completely lose your footing

conk against the side of the wall there and slump to the ground you are passed out um y'all two are able to what was yours 11 11 plus plus two so bug uh you start sliding down and sort of like scrape up your knees and land next to Kota and Fernie but you are okay and Dolores 21 I mean of course with those dummy thick thighs um you you just you stand there unbothered like the kid who's riding a Subway does want hold on like I can just do this like I'm fine like I won't fall down and Reuben also

stands there just fine uh what does Ruben do Shane Ruben's like oh sweet that's that's awesome just it just disappears amazing so uh Fernie and Kota you have passed out and the last thing you see as you're starting to lose Consciousness is uh bug and Dolores looking over at you and you just he like is like so it's the next morning my God you're all waking up in bed that same room that you had slept in the night prior before signing that contract bug you and Dolores are sitting in the corner wait

ing anxiously for Fernie and Kota to wake up they're going to wake up Fernie and Kota you do you knew wow that's crazy they're going to wake up um you do you sit upright and you see bug and Dolores and a man who you don't really recognize sitting in the corner scratching his goatee and looking at you and as you open your eyes he says zor you are awake I was so worried even though I'm still mad at you but gas gasbar we I am gasbar but now I made of people me and not clocks you're different than h

ow I imagined I didn't picture any facial hair I wanted like clean so gasbar has uh some like roguish facial hair um but is a very well-kept put together he has not heavy armor some like light armor and padding it's more decorative than anything but something befitting a casteline um again this Clockwork mechanical man uh who was under this curse is now appearing to you as a human being for the first time in roughly 500 years which means that to an extent you have broken the curse that the hag p

ut on his CLE what does he look like he's incredibly handsome very um very dark featured hair and like dark facial hair as well um light almost Amber yellow eyes um a little bit of like a curly mustache almost like a musketeer vibe to him very rogish but very like well put together you know he spent his whole time in a library tending to roses you know he's basically right out of a romance novel you seem like a bachelor though you seem like you would not you know thought I would find love but I

never found the right girl fernie's like wait you're a human now does that mean no no oh sweet no listen you have all done well to get rid of the Hearth hag that was terrifying our home however what did you say to her what did I say to her yeah did you say something to her you crumbled to dust oh wait so does this mean we did it you guys did it basically I know I basically shot the bed but we did it I will clean that up later by the way um I really shut the bed yeah you had you had a rough day I

think you had some like poison in your system it's it's nothing to be ashamed of um however yes and no um so she has gone I believe everyone else would probably be back to being humans or whatever they were before the curse um but everything in the castle has um shifted and changed uh the castle is not like a castle castle it's um how to describe um it looks different now what do you mean it looks different you should probably probably look I don't know okay but but we need look can we go look

can we go look yeah um so you are back in this room of resting again you had the moon window you talked about so if anyone can get outside of the window and get some like perspective I don't know you can servant oh uh unseen servant yes or also turn into a spider that's true how about anybody who has the ability to go out sort of out the window there can so unseen servant can definitely take a spider you know through the cracks and maybe you both look and so what you see from two different persp

ectives is the answer to how this Castle came to be again and it appeared overnight through uh something that the witch did you see it um hundreds of feet off the ground um The Forest of saral beneath you moving and lurching and swaying and you realize the forest isn't moving you are and as you peek your head around you see shooting out from the castle are four large pink tendrils um oh that are moving along at incredibly slow but heavy Pace crushing everything beneath it you two are both doing

it yeah can you roll both Arana for me okay two plus two two four four I'm face stepping outside to see what's going on okay great so they're both looking at I'm looking aat 20 woo okay so and that's your Arcana yeah plus five plus five so 25 Arcana with a Nat 20 so um thanksa so Kota you recognize this from a tale that was told in your village all the time that was told about being afraid of Fakes fakes and lies always seeking the truth and you recognize um these pink tendrils not as arms or te

ntacles but colossal tongues what you are looking at is is a colony of mimics this huge colony of mimics this entire Castle has been put together by these fish creatures called mimics uh you may have seen them in other lore like treasure chests that actually are creatures that try to like trap you and this whole thing is one giant set of mimics that is no longer under the control of a witch and has gone absolutely haywire and is walking along um again crushing everything beneath it so do you guy

s step back inside and have you relayed this info to everybody y'all it's a bunch of tongues what the castles made of mimics they're like big monsters okay so what is that does that mean we're heroes uh it means that you have done sort of um it means you've done very well so far to kill the hag and you have absolutely broken a curse on the castle but well hold let me finish let him talk yeah let me talk please Kota please um there is a lot more going on to this Castle uh mimics and like you are

free to leave if you choose but also like how you getting down you know what I mean so like you know there's crushing a lot of stuff so if you want to go hero mode we certainly wouldn't be mad if you uh you know stopped this castle and again your reward lies in the vault the only problem is and he opens up the door to this room and it is not the hallway you came into before it's a room and then it shifts to a different room and a room shifts to a different room yeah this is a living uh creature

this Castle so U nothing is like how it was um I don't even know where the vault is okay I've had a rough 24 hours I'm confused does that mean we broke the curse you broke a curse yes um and therefore you definitely fulfilled your contract in that way and so if you wanted to just leave this situation you totally could because you deserve everything in the vault like I said um in fact uh here you go word of good faith and uh Gaspard takes off this beautiful ornate golden key from around his neck

with like sort of a stained glass Mosaic as the handle and holds it out to you who who who wants to take it dolor put you can put in my purse put in the purse again okay there you go and just take one ha I love your costum just kidding it's just feel like hen all right um the problem is uh because I'm sure you can see the situation with the castle being made of mimics crushing everyone beneath it um I haven't been able to check in with any of the other people to see if they've uh become people a

gain because and he opens up the door to this room and it doesn't look anything at all like how you remember it from the night prior in fact um there's almost like a hallway and then you can look in there and then it shifts back to a different room and then that room goes down and another room pops in and then it's back to the hallway he's like yes uh because it's a living thing I think the insides are all jumbly wumbly as it moves um so I don't know where the vault is everything has moved I'm a

fraid to leave this room I can't get back to the library the dining room the hunting room anything H I can't even hang out in the church Lounge H so if you want to get to the Vault that's kind of on you okay so the thing I almost died for I look stupid in front of my heroes for is is just it's not around anymore oh it's definitely around but we have to find it to find it is is the mimic controlled by Something Something Magic I I would have to assume there's something uh acting as the main core

of the mimic is just as every house has its Hearth and every house has its heart you must find the heart of the mimic great gas word um real quick um so does that mean that we can find who's controlling the mimic in this house what's controlling the mimic what's controlling the mimic I mean I would sure hope so there's got to be something that you can poke with a sword or you and I would never have a relationship I swear to God on the walls or something I just I missed that whole thing I'm sorry

just like I don't you've got to be able to kill something I guess so we can either try to find the Vault or we can find the core of this mimic and can I do like a can I do a detect magic role do you think that something controlling it is I mean yeah why why not go ahead give you some info okay actually that brings us to a great Point thank you very much while they did a long rest everybody leveled up to level five giving them more HP and then some people got some specific Powers um why don't we

talk about a couple of just everybody's favorite new spells that they unlock starting with detect Magic from Dolores yep detect magic is one of them do it anytime anytime which is awesome I can also do a Fireball Fireball woo chaotic and huge and dangerous i' say it's like cinnamon with like whiskey and it's actually really good with apple cider I love it I can do a fireball which is like way more intense than an Eldridge blast so y'all better watch your backs blast uh your Elder blast does bec

ome double powerful now uh you can roll two d10s Koda which I've got a whole horde of new spells cuz level three spells are open um one of them is maximillian's Earth and grasp which is like a big old hand that I make out of sand what that's a big old hand that I make out of sand stut stutters cool you see the D andd movie yep uh fie uh I can conjure animals so even more so I conjured Reuben but now I can conjure like up to like depending on the level of the animals eight eight animals that's cu

te yeah it's absurd a whole band that's great awesome oh they play instruments they can okay sure why not I'm holding you um and then finally you know bug can animate the dead no big deal it's you know maybe maybe a servant that's a pile of bones I can move around that's cuz you died you can now do that Co and maybe maybe I got so close to death that I realized it's not that scary oh oo it's not that scary it's not I guess at level five you unlock character grow there we go all right so Dolores

casting this DET Tech magic you see that this the the blue Sparks that you saw from that flower before are just pulsating all around you from this room from every single all around this whole castle is made of magical beings anybody else see that no you you can right okay literally no what awesome all right so now you know this is fully magical so um you guys sort of have to resolve what you want to do now um again you are all healed up all spell slots back guys what this place is pulsating with

magic remember that blue blue you know Moon water thingy that was coming down on a thorn yeah okay it's everywhere so I think what's controlling this house is Magic you're telling me that this giant castle with giant tongues sticking out of it with every room moving around at random yes is Magic yes seems crazy yeah well guys this looks bad but at least it's not a turtle dragon that we unleashed On The World God you know if you think about it this is the second second worst thing that we've don

e in the past week yeah it seems very close together I'm like I don't know what we're doing wrong are we the problem it's us it's me out of here we are doing exactly what's being asked of us maybe we need to start doing what we ask of ourselves yeah did somebody step in or something yeah did somebody steal something or did are did do any of you have any bad Omens or anything because it feels like the second we started this nothing goes right well I don't yeah huh no I don't know what's best to d

o here well you guys Beyond helping the people in the castle we need our bag let's get to the Vault and gasbar just pops out and just like yeah but also very much helping the people in the castle Yeah we're going to help the people in the castle Gaspar I don't know what everyone else is up to but like I have to eat again for the first time gpar I have a question for you did you know the castle was what it was before we started such a good question did you know the castle was what because you mad

e aide that contract because we were already helping you and you took advantage of us right I promise to you I had no idea I explained to you everything that I knew the castle popped up overnight from the promise of a witch and obviously making promises with a witch is not a good idea we know this really bad idea it was a dumb idea but we were a starving Village and all of a sudden we lived in opulence I don't know where this Castle came from and obviously now knowing that it's mimics what I've

made the same decision yeah but dude you turned into Furniture I don't think he knew though I don't think he knew no I didn't thank you so much I knew you could see my heart I knew you could see my heart no I did not know I mean in fact she didn't even do that until we refused to give her a baby oh see it sounds like you're bad at promises yeah well you know it's oops we have no choice but to move forward can Fernie just go and jump into one of these rooms oh um are you are you pulling people in

with you cuz again the rooms are shifting can you throw one of us into one the room me up and we should go all right we're never going to make a decision let's go and Fernie just grabs everyone and just starts charging okay so is everybody here down to be grabbed like would this happen like fine yeah okay you'd be fine with it uh roll a go ahead and roll that D20 for me my friend all right here we go 12 okay okay so um so you start charging through the door and you know when you like pick up to

o many groceries and you have to like keep readjusting by like you know shuffling up yourself um that's bug in your right hand like Dolores and kot are completely like tucked in totally fine under your pits um but you keep having to like like just like hip check bug as you rush through the door a room like swaps in front of you and as you start to step because you rolled only a 13 you're halfway in when it rotates again and uh you stumble in but it does hit your foot on the way in I'm going to h

ave you take one D4 of damage great you take um two damage okay um as you're stepping inside so Fernie you burst through the door and land you drop Everyone by your side as you all start to like collect yourselves and dust off you look up and you realize you are in the dining room from before G I hate this room I know you're going to keep coming back to it I don't think I've been in this room not really no I'm excited so you now see that what was once a long table of plates and cups has some pla

tes and cups left but there's a lot of villagers there a lot of villagers you haven't seen before in their human form are they naked oh no no chance oh no they're not naked okay so you are all looking around and you see a bunch of villagers and one of them very much stands out to the rest oh no no his face is the most beautiful pristine creature you've ever seen a strapping young man of age I'd say around mid 20s um just a little bit of stubble um sort of open ruffled like poet shirt long flowin

g like strawberry blonde hair and he is standing there in this beautiful pose but you can tell from the neck down everything is stitch stitch stitch stitch stitch stitch all cobbled together one of the villagers uh a little guy with a mustache and a cap U maybe mid-40s turns around and goes well well well look who it is look who back the troublemakers and the new guy troublemakers what did y'all do hell haven't you done enough damage yet well we didn't know uh people you know it was just a plate

um attacking us plate and I fixed I fixed him he looks great you made him way worse he keeps begging for death and you look over and what is clearly the prince just turns to you go like oh no no we are heroes that makes me really upset you could have gotten married and had a life oh sorry s and hearing this he uh flies in a fit of Tears well looks like the shoe is on the other foot would you put on backwards what what nothing yeah that's right nothing okay look let me explain the situation here

all right we also looked out the window and are aware that the castle is moving around don't love that don't love that all we wanted to ever do was put on a lovely performance for you with the prince as our lead MH okay and he didn't get to do that and they look over to the prince he's like if we are going to mercy kill or let him live as he is he deserves one good performance so either well look either either you fix him no either you fix him and put him back or you let him sing for you and yo

u give him the life he deserves you have been spitting all over me sir all I know is the prince's willpower is tied to this castle and he wants what he wants he's like he's like probably yes so the next door to the next area what you thought was the kitchen won't open until he gets what he wants that's our current running Theory so either we fix him or you perform with him or let him perform I don't know we needs to be happy prin the princess is in the other room well she's a commoner but if the

y get married she would okay of course okay El you have to say she's a commoner yes elizth St trash she's beautiful and works with all of the you guys are nightmares you're a nightmare you already knew this information you're s you're having a tantrum right now okay we need to okay we have option my friend I don't want to see him perform I kind of feel like we have to though his willpower is tied to this Castle what if that like heals something in the castle I I'm always down for performance I l

ove live music you do I don't know if it's going to go well you have you done live performance fornie um no but I can summon creatures that can do live performance okay what if if one of us joins him it'll probably be less it'll probably be more stomachal okay person with the lowest roll joins him that's for okay wait hold on that's a that's a one that's a KN one from Dolores everybody else roll too just in case well I was going to just help but okay yeah I think he was going to do it great 10 a

ll right I think Fernie and Dolores do it and dolor well I don't have to but I can summon things that help have a as well you do that's oh you are famously good with the flute I'm very good with my flute Fernie summon some and uh Dolores you uh it's my whistle stick and this will be great I can sit with kot yeah me and Kota yeah I'm sitting next to bug yay some Kota for Bug Time uh I could use so I have plus five medicine so I could try to check him out and see so I'm going to inspect him uh go

that is a uh 17 17 plus uh five all for medicine medicine checks for you yes so you um as someone who is uh very much Akin with the natural healing of this world and as the one who mended him you know you're looking at these stitches and they may not be pretty but they kind of all are as they should be and you know one of them is a little bit um more shallow than the rest and you're kind of looking at the Stitch internally too and it looks like all the joints and the bones are fine um you sort o

f like uh like have a have a moment of just listening through your hand on his stomach and all the organs are where they should be so medically he seems to be fine um does anyone else want to inspect anything in terms of uh something Beyond medical for him yeah a half I'll check I'll check Arana but I'm doing it secretly at the table okay I don't want people to know that I'm doing it 10 plus plus five 15 all right uh so Kota you are looking at the prince from afar and you can see that there is s

omething definitely off about him but not in like a physical sense you know usually when you talk to a being of this world with like a soul there is light behind the eyes and you can see that that light is missing from the prince so he doesn't have like a soul that that sounds like what you deduced do you want to tell anyone that or no I'm like bug this guy this guy ain't got soul I don't want to see his performance bug's just like kicking his shoes what do you mean I mean like he's missing some

thing something ain't right wa that seems deep and dark yeah he is deep and dark bug sits there for a second M and Bug looks up at Kota and looks down at his hammer and looks up at Kota again takes a deep breath and goes listen I know I keep saying this but last 24 hours has been really Qui yeah and I don't know I used to really want your approval okay and now I don't really care about it but I still kind of do but I don't but I do okay sometimes you're an sometimes I really still think you're m

y hero anyway I'm going to be really vulnerable with you right now okay it feels like you already have but I'm ready for the rest of it when that hag was taking swigs at me I swigs swags at me swags I was praying I pray a lot to what my God Kell Wick who Kell Wick kwick you know you read about her of course children's books and stuff yeah anyway I don't really talk about it because I feel like I I just I don't know you guys aren't clerics I I I'm in prayer anyway I'm going to I've been going bac

k to my roots and thinking that maybe I'm not like you guys and maybe I just need to just go back to my roots because that's how I don't know you guys helped me and that's how I came back alive I channeled Divinity and you know what I'm going to do it again oh and I'm going to do it again with this Prince guy you're going to pray for the prince yeah who cares it worked last time might as well try it again sure and I'm going to help I'm I'm going to help it's an action just helps you take advanta

ge on your role cool cool I'm giving you thought you're getting the prayer I got the thought oh that's awesome thoughts and prayer meanwhile Fernie and Dolores are just stretching getting ready for the performance I love it hey kelwick if there is a New Soul for this Prince I ask that you give him one goodbye kelwick end of prayer okay go ahead and roll a D20 for me I like that you pray like you send an email that is an eight and so uh chance you gave her Advantage right yeah great a 13 all righ

t so so um bug with a 13 through the help of Kota just thinking thinking about it thinking about stuff you start to see um a light uh surround the prince and it's not the brightest and it's not the holiest but is there and you see the prince just sort of like and all of a sudden his body jerks and he sort of looks around at his hands and and questions them for a minute and kot you looking over to this you see that light behind his eyes there's something there and he looks over to this party of f

our and there's some recognition there and a huge smile creeps across the face and says I Am ram greeter of the gates and it's so lovely to see you again yes no no oh good bad yes it's ROM yes is that or who was sent I was I so recently got to the afterlife and they just shot me on back oh great what did you do I'm going to have to relearn boundaries wow I am r fire of death and now you're a a person you're a human now how does that feel dope I thought you all got shorter oh God this is cool it'

s like when an ex finds you wherever you go you know I can't wait to see rum pum Dolores and whatever animal you become perform oh sorry wanted be gone for a minute I'm good yeah yeah yeah there's a lot of depth going on here I'm going to need a quick rundown real quick um so you all are standing there uh Dolores and Fernie you are warming up so that you can perform with the prince to unlock this magically sealed door now Kota and bug you have had a moment by yourselves uh to recognize that the

prince had no soul and bug you transplanted as Soul you just wanted a fresh soul in the body and so then going directly off of what you said a rum pom Soul got transplanted in there um so now rum pom is here like hi I'm back hello I guess I should have been specific about which Soul I'm so glad you weren't yeah um okay well so to catch you up to speed yeah I need a new title this is all different I'm T um yeah you're in the body of a prince great yeah wouldn't be the first hat no it is itely don

't be crude no I used to be a surgeon oh oh okay so yeah rum pum your only job is to just you know talk less and just hang and you do have a performance coming up so oh okay um okay so side note so hold on I've so arrow through the head remember that very briefly um afterlife every religion is wrong just so you know real weird real different uh I'm back tell that to your God I don't think that's true anyway what's my title what am I doing I want to help you out here you're my best friends I ever

had but it's what are we doing your title is Prince okay Prince of I remember the name it's it's s Sans Sans okay that's great I remember that okay we did it good job Fernie unlocked a memory wow so I am warming up my voice right now getting ready to perform that's what you have to do we are going to perform in order to get out of this room stops right there yeah yes still not attracted what the what do I got to do I'm ripped look at me no I'm down to help you and then unlock the door cuz we pe

rform good sure okay it's a dance I think it's more of a performance yeah with music and song and a little clown work you've got it in you a little a little miming if you have it a little Comedia de if you will a little visual little visual arts for you a variety show yeah with a water feature oh hey like a song and dance man I can do that all right okay okay simplify it amazing well no time like the present we're just going to drink our water and try not to spit it out rum pom in his very awkwa

rd shamble uh dead Prince body uh weaken at Bernie's himself up on a stage um and uh you two join him yes Fernie is going to summon some animals to to actually perform okay so uh Fernie summons he he he summons some new beings in a similar type of style is Reuben but uh what we see are four weasels show up and they they they get summoned up they're wearing like white t-shirts and button-up shirts uh the lead singer has glass like black glasses on it's like a classic you know guitar one of them h

as a bass one of drum set lead's like what's up we're weasel is that a weer joke it's a Weezer joke God pretty good he thought about that for a long time yeah that was our um there you go you had you had Death Leopard you had seal what is wrong with you seal well I also like no fernie's like listening he's like look I there's also another band where the lead singer named Dave mole uh uh there's just Pitbull yeah you want me to I can take weasel back pit I would love a little pull okay we as well

a one go with your first s weasel out there and they're like all right man like we got good songs man people love us so I don't know wrong so we got four weasels and a a horrible tree robot um so are you going to do anything for yourself yeah so I'm going to grab some fabric from the couch and I'm going to rip it and I'm going to throw it up and bring it down and then I'm going to do a little um air um uh you're going to be doing like silks pink yeah so I'm going to get I'm going to get in some

silks and I'm going to wrap my thighs around it and come up straight up forward with my whistle stick so my thighs are in a full split and I have my whistle stick does she need a roll for that absolutely away so much no I don't yes you do um so um okay so that is the performance and then rum pom is uh I guess uh what role do you want rum pom to take what are you going to tell rum pom to do I think rum pom could take lead vocals lead vocals and weasel can can do backup and and instrumental and a

nd uh Fernie also was like I can do some instrumental as well great can I dip myself in a little bowl of water so that when I get pulled up and I spin it sprays yes you can how is going on so here's here's what we're can also lay down and be a stage yeah lay him down transform ferie no Fernie has to be my watch and also be a stage I could be the microphone or whatever equipment I could be I could be an amplifi I could be an amp I think you are all in a room right now and I think we don't maybe n

eed to I like it like vines with wires connecting speakers like a bunch of different parts we'll start with Dolores yeah what's up Dolores I'm going to need an acrobatics roll from you for the silks and a performance roll for the whistle okay let me know what roll for the water three three for so that's three on acrobatics so that is wait wait wait wait total of eight eight and then go ahead and roll for the whistle MH five and um wait where's oh uh five plus five my performance is high cuz I am

a performer at heart 10 so that's an eight and a 10 so um Dolores you want to do the water bit no that's fine that that's part of it let me know that's all part of it it um so Dolores you um have have bitten off more than you can chew oh that's what they say about all mothers but trust me I'm I'll survive they sure do um you've bitten off more than you can chew and what you start doing is um not bad on its own but like because you're doing all of these things at once it's a little confusing it'

s a little AV on guard it's a little sad um whereas we've seen you'd be athletic and acrobatic before you're kind of just like kind of just like stuck in these silks and you're just like wet and they're like damp you're like but can I have a big smile on my face yes you got a big smile and you're trying your best to perform with this uh whistle and it's not the most pleasing sound um let's put that together with um Shane I need you to roll for weasel for weasel see how good this performance is y

eah see what era they're in that's an 11 plus uh plus what performance oh performance um let's see performance we can oh that is a negative one so we're out of 10 okay so again um weasel this is your first time uh Fernie casting more than one Spirit at once and you can sort of tell that like your control over them is not quite what it would normally be um so like they're all a little bit out of time like they're fine it's like a middle school recital but like it's not it's not top tier weasel th

at we all know and love okay and I'm watching this at the table and I'm like I'm like cringing big cringe so I'm going to for the rest of the villagers who are watching I'm guessing I'm going to cast minor illusion and in front of them it says this is your brain on me while they're doing whatever they're doing okay that's okay great that's yeah awesome um and I think everyone is staring at me clapping I'm like and weasel's singing a song called Cork and Mees yeah great great um so Fernie what ar

e you doing in this moment uh can Fernie uh Fernie has the front of his chest like kind of opens up and then like a wooden uh xylophone appears and he he like takes out things and starts like trying to play them great awesome now so you roll not the rhythm of anything performance check please that's that's a 10 again like not with any particular rhythm in mind but you sure are hitting the the blocks uh you're doing it you really are and then finally we have rum pum um cuz don't worry I'm not jus

t going to do this to you um rum pum you guys I rolled an 18 rum pom rocks it so rum pom uh sees this uh and looks out at the audience whose face is just sort of like because they're seeing um these horrible beasts that they watch murder their most beloved Monarch um uh just get up on stage and just sort of start like wailing and hitting there's four ghosts um and then uh the body of their like desiccated Prince hobbles up to the front and just like all right here we go These Are the nights that

you wish you were here and everyone's like oh cool and the audience starts to cheer and laugh and yell and it doesn't matter that everything else is really weird and uncomfortable because it's working out great however Kota and bug you two sort of have the um the burden of knowing that like these are your friends up here and this is not the best they could do and because you're so focused on that um the the sound coming from the xylophone and the the silk and the whistle and the and the weasel

they're all kind of messing with your brain a little bit I need you both to give me a wisdom safe uhoh there's a o there a 15 all right plus two that's a 10 um so bug um you are looking at this like shambling Prince body with a soul of a frog man in it just sort of wailing as all these things are happening behind him and all at once this kind of just hits you like what the you just did with your day to that man uh you killed him you brought him back you put the wrong soul in his body you're star

ting to feel bad I'm going to need you to roll 2 D4 of psychic damage oh my god oh we know we're inside a giant man two two four like six psychic D are you kidding me no I'm actually really not you get a little bit of a nose bleed oh my God you should have performed it's way more fun up yeah it's great so I'm like maybe prayer doesn't work yeah uh the performance is so bad you start to question your uh belief system um now Kota uh people are looking at uh this sign and say uh you know they're li

ke this is your brain on me um and and the chef the chef in the room uh looks toward it and then looks at you and goes o mate is that true about me yeah it's really poisonous for your body and it's addictive and it's a depressant and a lot of people don't know that I need to stop drinking forever and he puts down the bottle and resigns himself to never drink again but he did it cold turkey let me roll real quick oh that is a seven okay so uh he starts to like shake and go into withdrawals whole

audience turns around at this shaking sick man this is you guys solving puzzle room number one at this shaking and sick man um is he's just like sputtering on the ground they're just like he they don't know what's wrong nobody knows what's wrong Kota you're an AG of chaos dude what' you do you should come up here do anything you wish you're a frud Where's my water feature um this this a c the Cowardly Dog episode it does feel like Courage the Cowardly Dog as it stands we're going to sort of coun

t that as like one round of like performance combat so there's a man shaking on the ground there is a you're bleeding from the nose and you've lost your religion um and the rest of you you're you're real wet um okay I'm more than that am spinning you're spinning I'm in full split playing a whistle stick I'm more than just wet this is why I don't like you're you're wet you're in mourning you're horny and you're a mother spinning some of the water hits uh fernie's face and like where the water hit

s like little flowers bloom and he's just like God nice daffodils uh uh Kevin The Moth flutters down it's just like oh brother so he he has ear muffs on he's like oh God just they're just tiny little like they're like the little uh dandelion fr budy um so that's one round of performance combat um what do yall want to do you you're seeing the scene in front of you can I retract weasel and throw out a different musician and see if they can do better yeah man okay so I'm going to take back weasel I

take them back and they're just like oh no no no no give us another chance like like I know where they're going nobody would like it and then I I throw I throw out Pitbull all right just Pitbull can you describe describe pit pit just it just like and just it's literally a pitbull on all fours butes and a chain bald fully bald just no fur right here but fur right here just in a goate just darker right there he's just like Mr 305 finally my music yeah going to roll a 305 um turn the negative to p

ositive Mr roll five Bernie uh your mind is suddenly filled with images of Miami no I'm kidding um pitbull is there um are you trying to perform for another round of music everybody for shot for a better performance cuz pit can I'll help I'll so we're going to have another couple two rolles for you one excuse me one acrobatics one or do you want to change up your routine oh I it'd be cool if I could uh wrap my thighs around so I could go up upside down and so the hair so my hair could dunk in th

e water feature you wash your hair no I want to get up there and twist it and have more water spray you are abandoning the whistle aspect um the whistle can take a second break okay so there's no whistle right now uh I'm going to need you to roll acrobatics okay um that is a Jes wait wait wait wait 2 plus five so it's a seven 2 plus four okay okay so that's a six uh Shane what are you doing if I also cast enhance ability uh and I use Eagle Splendor on Pitbull to increase his Charisma would that

in affect performance it would give uh it would give the target has advantage on um Charisma checks yeah yeah sounds like a good brand deal yeah so I also Fernie like like goes over to touches pimp he's like you're going to kill this man like I'm giving you Eagle Splender he's like Dolly uh that is a uh 16 plus uh we'll take your performance uh per performance minus one uh okay that's 15 but it's Advantage so roll it again just to see if he gets a good hit nice 18 okay so that's a okay 17 and th

en for you ferie as playing the xylophone or whatever else you uh the zyc phone goes back up and then now it's now it's actually now it it goes goes up then comes back down and there's two wooden it's a turntable and so he's going to try to like amazing go ahead add some funk that's a six going to a five all right so love it so Dolores um this is maybe you're out of energy maybe you you know not having the whistle kind of threw you off balance um but like you are uh you you do that thing where y

ou kind of like slip down the ropes a little bit and fall but you like catch yourself at the end but you're dunking your hair in the water but you went like too low and it's like kind of in your nose and you're kind of coughing it up um on the front row and they're like yay um and then uh Pitbull uh does great you start to hear like the reg s like as he's like wrapping how he does you pull out these turntables not connected to anything so it's just two discs of wood on other wood you just [Music

] like as you're just scraping wood blocks against wood blocks um so that's a little bit rough and then rum pom rolls a I swear to god wow um so rum pom does uh an awesome pitbull style rap along with pitbull hell yeah Kota and bug you are once again listening to this and between the scraping of sounds and watching this old lady just fall into a puddle of water and waterboard herself I need you both to R what the hell I need you both to roll wisdom saves again what's going on with this shaking m

an next to us oh he's dying okay do we need to worry about him I am not an old lady two plus one plus one 19 plus two okay you're you're good this time you've collected yourself and you've thought um maybe there is a God we'll see um no more blood but Kota I'm going to need you to uh Take 2 D4 of damage for me please I need you to take two D4 of damage okay three four that's seven damage Jes yeah I know how to do math I'm saying it for the audience who doesn't K is math I'm also definitely out o

f spells oh for any way that I can cast Darkness because this is a little embarrassing for me right now absolutely great yeah you could like do it C are you casting Darkness on the audience or I'm casting Darkness on um stage on the stage okay no first you're dipping you're on the table right I'm picturing you on the table are they on the table yeah they're on the table can I just cast Darkness on myself it is it is a it is a radius so let's see what the darkness why don't I just cast Darkness o

n the audience great so they can see me get up and it looks like I was up the whole time why don't you just kill him about can I just ELD blast all these people um no can I cast Darkness on the audience for a little bit yeah let me quickly take so I can get out of the water with respect you cast Darkness over the audience this this huge like half sphere just envelops them in pure pitch Blackness they can't see a damn thing but that unfortunately includes uh Kota and Bug can I do that uh Finding

Nemo joke where Dory goes who turned the lights off yeah go ahead and do that you can go ahead I just did Let's uh let's get it clean uh who turn the lights off I want you to leave all that in I'm after getting physically hurt from seeing this performance I'm going to grab bug by the bag on his back it's a sack I'm going to grab bug by a sack and then I'm going to that sounds weird I'm going to jump up on the table while the audience is still in darkness I'm going to push rum pom just push him I

'm GNA go kwick finally here to stake me cuz I don't see anything you don't see it and then I'm just going to be like Dolores Fernie door now yeah okay you all you hear is the audience in in Grand confusion um and uh this man is still shaking from alcohol withdrawal sorry that's what that's what it looks like it looks like what you did to him uhuh he did that to himself don't put that on me yes good boundaries thank you and so you are headed to the door and you're just going to try opening it ye

ah I'm going to try opening it okay um it opens oh so we didn't even need the performance you guys well we well I I did you know what it was more for you you're right so fixing the prince's body made him really happy and making the prince happy was the stipulation for opening the door um but it was very nice of y'all to also decide to perform for that audience we could have just after I made this man nobody check pipple starts to pee and then he just goes and disappears d that's he did do that o

nce I saw it it was do that all right so you guys enter uh this next room I like him packing up my turntable and stuff and I'm kind of bummed cuz I was really into it yeah I'm squeezing out my hair there's a lot of um water and some sparkles a bunch of bugs just and I'm like have you guys performed before or did you decide to try it for the first time every night when I go to bed which is yeah I I not with Dolores and I I feel like that was really like we finally I felt like we had a moment good

about we really I think we're really a team you know that's a dynamic that we haven't seen much that's a that's a team we haven't seen much in this in our adventures together and I think we really I felt really in tune with you like I felt safe and I feel I felt TR like trust I think we hit a rhythm on like anything else yeah me too yeah it was it was really good it was really it was no I felt like that was a waste of our time bug and no I'm going to be honest I'm really coming into my own thes

e days call it crazy but I thought that was a waste of our time and I felt like that didn't help our goal us at all w wow this he died that's what I think so you think you two were a team that's really cool well we're all a team but I just mean like I feel like Bernie and I are the performance work well together that's really cool maybe we'll be Kota and bug and you guys can be Doris and wood guy hey no we're all a we're all a team you're being nasty if one of us fails we all fail yeah wow I fee

l like rolls are reversed take over Kota I don't know why I got sassy sorry I think I just I got an idea we could call I I have an idea for what we could call our group uh so uh I'm I'm beautiful you're beautiful you're an you're an so we could be Abba yeah so I actually love that yeah I love that word I think it means mom um so you hear voices from the other room um namely rum pom and you just hear like oh no oh she's gone out of my life again I've never been better and then you just see and li

ke uh this magic uh barrier goes across the door and locks it behind you because the prince is back to being sad um and then you just hear him go wait a minute hi I'm I'm the I'm the Prince you all have to do what I say and everyone's like yeah okay yeah okay sounds good he just like oh sick wow it really worked out yeah so glad we left I feel like that's that's his journey not ours yeah not ours Abba no I don't like I don't identify as an I I regret saying it I think it's actually bad okay what

about Camp van huh Camp van that's somehow worse okay so why doesn't everyone give me a perception check about this room uh whoa not 20 oh damn 18 two 18s and a that 20 wait 20 15 I did 20 great great great great great oh well perception so I have uh that's plus three so I 20 either way 17 y'all are killing it we know what this place is amazing so everybody knows exactly what's up and you're perceiving a lot of things so you have not been in this room before but since it's warm and there's this

thickness to the air you recognize that this is clearly The Boiler Room this is sort of like the the guts of the castle and as you look around on the wall um you realize that you know these these mimic creatures have done a wonderful job of replicating buildings and different parts of it and keeping to their role but here that magic is spreading thin a little bit so while there are still these high brick walls you start to notice that there are these little protrusions in the wall that are almo

st like pulsating you can tell they're alive even though they're trying to appear like uh either furniture or a piece of the building um so there's one on a very high up platform in the distance um this room is bigger than it has any right to be um there's a ladder connecting it there's there's one um that is uh there's one in sort of this like pool area in the corner where there's like hot water just sort of bubbling up not quite boiling but you can tell it's like simmering um and there might b

e a couple more in the distance uh around different Corners um what do you do can I detect magic you can so specifically towards that door yes so even though this entire space is radiating and pulsing with this blue magic um the door specifically has like a plate of magic in front of it so you can tell that this door is locked by Magic it is once again another room to be solved the door is locked by Magic you guys got it and we have to solve again okay something puzzle we could perform we're not

performing okay well think it over but we have to you know IP the blood from my nose I thought I know I don't mean to break up your guys's chemistry artistically but my God why we still on our no bre Break It Up Oh I thought that was cuz you enjoyed it fernie's going to go check out where that heat is emanating from just the recess in the wall yeah God okay so uh roll um either perception or investigation for me or maybe even AR perception would have the plus three everything else is zero go fo

r it that's a three okay so um I'm following Fernie so that's a six but so that's a six uh Fernie this uh you know what this is there's a hot hole there's a lot of hot holes in the wall um you know hot holes in the wall sometimes the a hole's hot um and there's something coming out of it and you can tell there's like a pulsating in there it's just like a normal little hot hole guys this is a hot hole okay okay I'm gonna walk over to the platform all right there's a there's a uh ladder leading up

to it okay I guess I'm going to CL in the ladder great um so you get to the very top and uh again there's some there's there's heat emanating from the wall um roll perception for me or investigation whichever's higher both are plus five 8 16 o 18 18 plus 5 great 23 so you can tell um in in this in this wall there is um this pulsating almost organic living thing um that is attached to um the rest of this system here so you sort of see like a line running down along the wall from this leading to

the door um and around this organic thing that exists here um you notice like a little metal um uh enclosure around it so it's it's almost like a metal um like a framing aspect to it um so something organic and then something metal leading all the way down to the door where the um you can reach in yes okay reach in roll Constitution for me that's a five plus one okay chance I need you to take one D4 lightning damage for me Lightning I Get Zapped you get zip Zapped three three okay but you see um

as you do that it sort of like it it rustles a little bit and the line shoots down and the door shakes ooh the wall burned me first of all are you okay yeah I'm fine okay second of all I think that we just need to get through this wall yeah but what is this metal what if I send my Mage hand and it gets burned what why do why do you want to burn the hand but I can I can heal it exactly what if the Mage hand starts to kind of push through it so I'd love to use my Mage hand even though I love it I

love to get it in there on the door and and put my hand through okay so um you're casting Mage hand to just uh sort of grab this this organic thing yes the Mage hand also takes one D4 of lightning damage and therefore um goes away uh that so I have no Mage hand anymore no you can use it you just have to recast it I broke a nail on it so you so you put it in there and it guys so you you recognize that the outer rim of this Zapped it so guys the outer rim Zapped my hand so it's really scary did t

he outer rim me too yes yeah could I maybe try to like Thorn like throw my my Vine whip into there to grab it like try to perfectly like yeah um so let's have you do your Thorn whip for that but I'm going to need you to roll like a um a slight of hand okay okay that's plus one so all right it's a 14 15 it's a 15 all right so um you start to pull out this this organic thing and it's kind of making this squelchy screamy kind of noise and as it starts to almost be pulled out you ever so slightly ta

p the rim um which zaps you for 1 D4 dang it can I try my crossbow sorry one one yeah could you attach a string to your crossbow shoot in there and then do you have a pull it out do you have a string your I have rope I've got plenty Str I've been days I've got rope I love friends could you tie some rope to my to to the edge of my hammer Oh I thought you going be your crossbow my crossbow Jesus CHR Christ sorry guys you make fun of me for bringing up my honestly I can't support you anymore you ha

ve to go on your own cuz what I'm doing is just holding you back no I'm sorry tie it to my crossb to my crossb how how how big are you how big I thought you guys I I don't want to say all L under four feet Shakira height okay I'm going to I'm going to cast I can cast reduce size on you and you go half your size then could you could reach in uh I what happened to my cross idea I swear to God I liked the bolt idea thank you fer you're going to shoot the thing you're going to shoot the thing it's j

ust it's organic I'm round but you're shooting you're stabbing it you're stabbing it I think we tie rope to the edge of my crossbow and then shoot the organic yes yes and and and shoot it and pull it back through the door okay you've tied rope to the edge of this to the end of this bolt crossbow all right so go ahead and to the edge of the bolt cuz you're going to shoot the bolt in there right yeah yeah roll to hit for me with that crossbow e u g be my crossbow it's okay 18 18 plus I mean that t

hat hits it yes um so the arrow sinks deep into uh this organic pulsating thing um roll damage for me please it's 1d8 realize it was had a pulse three three damage all right so three damage um great so you hear once again this like squelch and this sickening scream and the uh the outer rim sort of uh starts to pulsate for a minute and zaps down the string um so you take one D4 of damage the string though not me the string you're holding it you're holding it um but also if you still want to as a

bonus action try to pull it out I'm going to need a slight of hand check okay okay okay okay okay G spells bug slide of hand check okay okay um that's plus zero so I just roll D20 mhm D20 plus zero 11 11 um you're holding on to this rope and even though you got zapped you're still trying to pull it through but then the zap happens again and you have to drop it um okay at least I didn't throw I at least I didn't shoot my crossbow through mying sandal that's true um but there is a live wire rope f

rom it right now thanks for your rope fie yeah we make a good team too I can't believe the electricity went through the Rope that's pretty impressive you should have used my thread no electricity ever goes through it that's true except from the power in my fingers when I didn't know you had thread I've made scarves and you've denied it every time that's true so it seems like we have to just get what's in there without doing what my crossbow did which is hit it okay great idea okay so I'm going t

o pull my two swords yes nice okay should we hold on to you so you don't like fall in please do not touch me okay but wait if I touch you with my new SP spell slot of guidance okay okay with guidance you touch one willing creature once before the spell and the target can roll D4 and add that number to the rooll H okay fine touch me you consent to guidance I consent to guidance there go from bug wow see don't force the relationship you just let them do it on their own you know kids right roll you

r slight of hand and then we're going to add four to it 11 plus plus three plus 4 18 well you got to roll the D4 oh yeah you can roll the D4 and add it well I have plus three plus four okay so that's an 18 all right so uh Kota you start to pull against this organic pulsating thing looking at me like that get it you start to pull against this organic pulsating thing and as you sort of get to the end of it eventually there's some give and you're able to pull out this whole thing um it splorch off

spores SES onto the ground pulses for a minute and um looks like it's about to try to get up and uh you know start moving and try to attack you but it is sort of stunned for a second because it's on the ground what do you do again you are on this very high platform I I guess I should I chop it up y'all yeah chop it upop it let's ask what what's going on with it you want to talk to it dude yeah why is it here hey Dolores talk to it or detect like can I you can try 15 communication is key what are

you doing and where are you from and why are you here just and then like goes to stomp on it your mouth is up here roll to hit for unarmed strike oh that's a 14 uh plus three okay so um you smash this thing um and uh you see the sort of metal you know Ridge around that hole in the wall um brightly flash for a minute and then get really dim and the line sort of connecting to the door just Fizzles away oh go through the door go through the door go through the door uh no there's still more in this

room as you are all standing there you feel the ground beneath your feet uh completely give out and drop um and it lands all of you onto this uh this uh slide situation that drops you down to the ground very very quickly okay this is incredible F slides I just like I gracefully I SL perfectly but my dress goes all the way up over my head and I'm like it's so dark it's a black hole I'm like pull your dress downwards well don't look I wasn't looking but you couldn't see you're sick boy um okay I

I'm going over to the pool what's going on in the pool the pool one I'm coming I'm going to go check out the hot hole again it's the pool and there's the hot hole that's what's left there's the pool and the hot hole all right I'm going to go check out the hot Hole Hot hole I think I think there's more to be seen in the hot hole but you're oh I'm going to go with Fernie so you two are going to the hot hole you're are you going with a I'm going to the pool going to the pool great um so we'll start

with you then um so uh Dolores and Kota even though it's kind of dark you can see sort of like in one of the far walls of the pool um there is another sort of recess in the wall um that look a little bit similar uh and you can see the just the faintest glint of metal um can I detect magic you can sure it's the same thing is there magic um you see again in the same giant blue pulsing room um there is a bit of a concentration the same way there was with the platform area um just right here in the

wall oh my God they're little entrances they are little entrances am I way behind yes a little bit uh can you describe what's going on with the hot hole sure what are you guys doing at the hot hole so first we we walk to the hot hole and be like look so I've I looked at this and I what I've figured out is that it's a hot hole but I don't know what's inside this this this hot hole anything but if we solve it they're going to think we're so cool we're going to be get so much we're going to get al

l the glory from this I tried to figure out what this is I I couldn't figure f it out so maybe you can take okay okay all I know is lately I've been really coming into my own if I pray okay I was going to say you could just like try to perceive what's going on with yeah maybe I could detect magic or pass without tra that's true okay I'm going to I'm going to cast guidance on myself and okay nice and just look at this hole nice go ahead and roll a D20 for me 16 plus wow you know it's not going to

really matter what you add to it um this is the same kind of hole as above you can see that there is something organic inside that is pulsating uh very different shape but same kind of style wait oh okay do you still have that that sword I gave you yeah I've got that sword do you have something else we can use um I have a a a I have a handaxe I have a boomerang I could use the boomerang and the sword sword okay uh so I I take out the Sword and the boomerang wait before you use it should we do t

hat really vulnerable thing we did that one time yeah I was just thinking that too let's make sure no one's looking okay um roll both of you roll deception to see if you can just stealthily do this four uh uh 10 plus four 14 go for it okay okay I don't think they're looking okay okay okay cool that was awesome what do she roll uh 14 14 and then it was a four so um you look over and um Kota and Dolores are like looking up from the pool staring directly at you and then you turn around there's Kevi

n the moth and an army of other moths going like sick dope nice patty cake patty cake yeah no that wasn't what you saw that was the thing that wasn't that that was um okay let's get your booring all right so I I like kind of like my forearms open up and they like both there and I'm like I grab them both out of each side and then I very carefully try to lean in and great grab them uh roll sign of hand for me please that's a two it's a two um so Fernie um you sort of like uh get this blast of hot

air from this kind of organ looking thing in the wall and it stings your eyes and you rear back and uh you zap yourself against the wall pretty hard um go ahead and uh another D4 of damage for me please we're getting bodied by that's a four a four damage right there am I allowed to pick up his his uh you can do whatever okay can I pick up his take it take it okay it's okay it's okay it's it's okay it's okay nobody saw nobody saw nobody saw nobody saw I'm too big to try I should have thought abou

t it nobody saw nobody saw nobody saw nobody saw don't worry okay good anytime I get hurt I just I just saw myself nobody saw okay so then um I take that sword that I gave him in the other thing and should I roll yes side a hand oh side a hand yeah plus zero that's nine um you also get zapped bug damn it sorry I don't come back over here it's okay it's okay nobody saw nobody nobody saw it nobody saw it don't worry all that matters is if we solve this puzzle before they solve their puzzle we're c

ool are you can you get up can you do it again can you try it again yeah well I'm going to go again right now yeah I'm going to do it again we're going to be fine we're going to be fine here give me the give me the stuff give me the stuff all right I'm going in again nobody's looking nobody's looking oh my God you Z get Za a damage that's a one okay can we have a turn can we have a turn for them they're taking they got two when we get one bu yes okay so I'm sorry I want this just as much as you

um so bug uh with all the Finesse of a little guy uh you splorch this giant organ thing out of uh the wall here and it's just pulsating there and you see it start to like move and grow a little bit you've got 1 second what do you do I pull out a gun what you do what is the thing you do when you like um in wrestling when they stand up oh you're going to put arm bar whatever or uh yeah uh can I suplex you should sit on it can Bernie sit on it uh yeah ber just like jumps up grabs the BS of his knee

s and then cannon balls Canon top of it um okay run uh it's plus three it's twoo uh damage type two bludgeoning two bludgeoning uh plus three let's say that uh we'll do that twice cuz it's your whole body weight okay that's an 18 yeah you land on it squarely so that's four damage awesome um okay this thing starts to get up and looks at you Fernie um and uh out of this organ aspect of it uh Sprouts some teeth and it starts to try to chomp at you um and so it rolls a uh does a 11 hit for you uh I

don't think so it does not so it swipes right on past you um so bug you're watching all this happen uh are you going to do anything in this moment I'm going to take my hammer out tell it to take down okay plus three okay uh so you do hit it roll your damage okay my it is D4 plus one for bludgeoning amazing okay so it's a two two um plus plus one for buding okay yeah two yeah you know what uh you conch this thing over where you think its head might be and it just spores down to the ground it's li

ke uh and it's just there motionless uh you can assume dead and then the line running from the hot hole um uh making its way to the door just sort of disintegrates in this like red powder ferie you guys you got hey you're going to wish you'd seen that uh Dolores just opens her eyes from a nap maybe she's like oh great we're still here I was meditating I was transing um so I'm going to use my unseen servant to help us out oh great yeah I'm going to send that little little nasty gal to um down to

the bottom of the pool M to put her to put what do I have in my bag I got a crowbar and I have bag pipes use the bag pipes like two the two use the two things all right my unseen servant is going to I'm going to hang on to my unseen servant they are going to grip the bag pipes and I'm going to bring them down they're going to f sees this across he's just like you had bag pipes and you didn't use those during the performance I can't do a split and do bag pipes I needed only the whistle stick I Kn

ow Myself and My Own Strength I know my limits you didn't need to do the aerial stuff yes I did no one was doing a visual over the course of our our adventures I have learned frustration from you guys and I am feeling it right now well welcome welcome yeah okay so can I squeeze and and the bag pipes are like muffled underwater well so you're not is the Unseen servant is doing this yeah but but I yeah yeah they are yeah okay so I want uh you to go ahead and roll a slight of hand for unseen servan

t they don't have a plus or minus there it just is what it is straight roll 17 17 okay so um Dolores your unseen servant pulls out this um sporing again different shape different kind of shape but it's clearly something organ and pulls it out into the water and just sort of looks up at you for like extra commands like it's it's out there in the water just underneath great job Gina now bring the bag pipe out of the water great job honey bring the bagpipe out of the water and drop it I'm so glad s

he has a name down unseen servant is it felt like an unpaid intern yeah all right Gina Kota sh slicing uh plus what with your sword uh five plus five okay so that does hit roll damage three plus three uh that okay great so you slice this thing clearly in half it doesn't even have a chance to like try to splorch at you to communicate um this uh metal line again following the wall uh disintegrates and Dolores your detect magic is still up you see that the blue sheet over this door goes and complet

ely uh stops nice yeah last when they're stupid trip um all right so you're all following Freddy through this door can I leave Gina behind or yeah she just evap up hey Gina well done get your ass out of here save yourself you enter this room and uh you see stained glass everywhere and long rows of pews um but these pews look a little bit more comfortable than normal there's a lot of cushions lining them uh they're not this hard situation uh Dolores this is what you would call a sistern but what

everyone else would call like a church Lounge um so standing next to the pulpit um are are two uh uh cigar cigar monks okay um both standing there uh and Fernie you recognize these even though they've transformed from cigar to human you recognize these as the ones that you had uh conversed with before um so they know you hell yeah they shot they're like ah Fern's back yes Fern's back good to see you what's up guys hey good to see you again hey what's up slime dude you're looking great that's awe

some back at you yeah we're back to being human that's awesome now you can actually smoke cigars you aren't like it's must be a different experience feels a little tainted now uh yeah I'm sure anyway we're back to our normal job of guarding this ancient door the only door in the church Lounge hasn't been opened in decades eons that's pretty cool look my my friend friends and I they're they're cool hey what's up slime hello uh okay my name is Dolores Paradise not slime it won't come up we need to

get through that door all right you know you know me you know we're cool we are cool but we do have a job to do but hey tell you what we'll only make answer what one riddle instead of three okay oh okay we were super ready to have you do this whole slew of riddles but the last uh you know we were already like 15 minutes ago but I think you guys were a little later than we expected who among you is the smartest and wisest you will step up to answer the riddle here most perceptive most wise most

intelligent we can't we can't really answer it as a team we kind of do everything as a team these days yeah we do everything as a team yeah and I vote kot so be it team Kota step forward team Cod wait no no that's not our name all right if that is not your name then step forward all four of you and do you have a name um I mean I kind of like team kot no no we don't really have a name friends with a z yes because we're friends but we're cool yeah that's so lame spelled k e WL cool oh God what k e

WL ZF r i e n d z that can't be our name I know what that is all right let's let's table it there are two doors and you look and there's actually a second door next to that one one large and one small and he goes um our riddle is as follows a classic yet difficult one of us always lies the other is ridiculously thick what story you going through okay I'd like to make a perception check great you're not doing well holy can I make a perception check I want to I want to resolve this first and then

yes um Kota um you are um staring at both of these people and um you think they are both uh thin as a rail absolutely thin as a rail cuz the pulpit is sort of blocking you and you're not really thinking to look to the left or right and you're just sort of like they both are probably the same same size I guess they're they're referring to themselves ridiculously thick okay um could I ask could I be like hey respectfully could you both give me a little spin yeah you can persuade them yeah respect

y That's a six or that's a nine plus uh Charisma is uh persuasion is minus one so that's an eight that's an eight um bug do you want to help guide him a little bit uh can I cast oh oh yes I I'll I'll cast any of these gu going guidance yeah so you can roll a D4 to add okay four okay um okay so you know what you're Fernie and you know these guys so that's that's a 12 roll a D20 for me one more time you get advantage on this check okay it's a two can I roll guidance on that D20 so I have a plus f

ive Charisma okay so um do you want to help and also chime in and say something to that effect yeah respectfully spin around yeah respectfully let me see that respectfully let me see that ass buddy 25 that is a n 20 making it 25 and they look at you in the eye Dolores and they go wo you never told us about your hot mom yes yes today is my day there two of us is that your first n 20 of the campaign I think maybe after you said let me see that let me see that that's what Dolores would crush so the

se guys um do like a little turn around and wiggle and then as they both get to like the part where they show you their backside they both immediately turn around and look and they say he's the thick one the guy goes I'm the thick one and they say and that's the door and they say and that's the door they're like you didn't detect magic it wasn't sealed we just wanted to show you how tases and then they high five and do an awesome thing and they're like sup slime um and then awesome uh that's whi

ch door did they point to they point to the smaller one okay great yeah okay so that's the door so does anyone know what just happened well one of them always lies so if they both pointed to the door okay wait can I cast zone of truth yes so this circle opens up around them um which means that they cannot lie so one of them says no you caught me I said one of us always lies but the fact is that was a lie both of us most of the time tell the truth such a fun game and then they light up a cigar an

d they're like I missed this I missed this I missed so door door which door small door small door do it so you open up the small door and um Fernie you actually and and bug you actually recognize um this area very well what was previously locked behind a very stall wart and staunch um like iron blockade um is the Vault oh hell yeah and in this Vault um you see mountains and mountains of gold um there are these incredible um you know uh lattice structure windows with bars over them so you can tel

l it's been secure for a long time but um there is just this beautiful beautiful chest in the middle this beautiful ornate chest huge huge and as beautiful as this area is around it and as um opulent as it is you can tell that this chest is clearly the fanciest thing here can I detect yes Magic yes you can detect magic you start to see this blue pulsating energy from the ceiling again just like you've seen with every room in this shifting Castle but you can see it all sort of start to funnel in

um as this like gossamer thread of really deep bright blue energy uh goes from the ceiling to the chest so you can see that almost everything is connected to this guys there's something inside of the chest that's where the Magic's coming from am I behind um no you're right on time yeah can we open it no roll arcor for me let's see if you actually know this 15 plus plus five okay so uh speak freely about what you think this is kot we're in a castle of mimics and mimics are famous ly known to take

the form of treasure chests and if it's looking that nice in the middle of the room and there's a lot of magic going to it from the castle I think that chest is the core SL mimic and you think that mimic that chest is probably going toing kill us oh well not if we kill it first do you think it knows that we're in here I don't know but we're talking right in front of it before we do this um I know I'm a little hurt from that performance I'm at okay okay also talk yeah I know you know what fernie

's not fernie's just learning how to perform I am a veteran I understand that so I'm at full health I'm at 33 so I'm ready to do some D I'm I'm missing some health so I could toss a pie at my face I could use a pie too ready yeah catch his jaw just goes like I love when he does that I can use a pie bug you ready catch uh what is the pie me me me me me me me uh four catch the P yeah that was so cute here I go catch oh my God stupid that is so dumb uh bug I could use a little more yeah yeah yeah u

m I'll cure your wounds I'll cure your wounds cure your wounds uh I'll use good berries so that gives me 10 berries I'm going to eat two of them and give the rest to whoever who needs them I'm fine I could use six all right I'll give you six thank you six berries I'm going to use my second level level cure wounds which means sorry when you cast a spell using a spell thought of second level seven yeah nice nice okay so feels like we're all healed yeah um okay let me get the squad together this is

going to be nuts so no one freak out so uh I'm going to use conjure animals okay uh which is level three M I love I love this so he's like all right let's let's jam and then uh the the all sudden next to him uh like beams of light appear and two uh brown bears wearing backwards caps and sunglasses and they they like skateboard out and they're both just like yo what's up I'm rip and I'm dip and we're brown bears and we're freaking cool animal friends are so cool on top of that uh FR just goes I

know and then he starts to transform and he fully transforms into a brown bear as well Brown what okay so it's three brown bears just ready to go and like he he forms up and then they all are just like and they all like pose and it's really sick as hell so rad that is pretty sick as hell I wrap my bag around me a few times so it doesn't drag while I'm fighting and I put my two braids and I tie them up around the top of my head and I just start to do a couple squats just to get the thighs fired u

p yeah yeah and I look at everyone and I go I love you all you're going to see some up about to happen Okay I love that okay I guess if for preparing I'm like going full Super Saiyan my hair's like flying up sand is like circling me little Flames around the circle and I'm like oh I'm like and like one of me pops off one of me pops off and there's another one and we're like o no it's like pitch burf oh God there's three Koda one Adam Divine um got the magic oh my god wow if we're doing that can I

cast my mirror image if we're doing if we're doing that we're doing that we're doing that okay this is the this is Avengers end game right Avengers this is Avengers endgame losers Edition okay so I get my I get my Mir losers that's our name losers so I get I get my mirror image and I'm like hey motherucker a lot of has changed but now we're embracing prayer let's go I don't know who said it but someone said that it feels like every time something bad happens to us something worse happens to us

next and it feels like this is this has been all in leading up to this moment where we claim that and we say no right that's right claim back our power we're the authors of our own fate or story or story this is crazy there's three bears in the room with multiple kodas I was expecting Fernie to respond but I guess he's a bear yeah I mean oh never mind sorry I'm in Bear mode I kind of influenced by rip and dip and man you know I think about it it's freaking Treads what we're doing and rip is ther

e just like yeah dude I feel you guys let's get it let's get what it's Ed to us we signed that contract we're in a house of tongues let's fing do this thing we deserve this house of tongues what do you do indiv ually three bear attack straight up like all of us Fernie also makes like one of his like he has a skateboard slide out and they so they all skateboard straight at this uh this chest they all leap at the same time and they all have multiattack so they all can use bite and Claws okay great

so then let's um let's roll for three bites and then we'll roll for three claws okay so the bite is plus five to hit so first we have Fernie uh it's a four does not hit okay he misses just goes right past uh that's a two does not hit okay misses as well and that's a six does not hit all right um so so what uh now they have their claws though yeah so they have their claws they're like that's fine that was just that was just uh to scare okay you're scared all right so first goes ferie uh that's a

six does not hit uh that's a 17 that hits rip rip gets a rip Rip Curl and then dip uh 19 that also hits so roll damage for both of those okay so that is uh 2d6 plus 4 for one of them five six so that's 11 + 4 uh so that's uh 15 for one of them five five six so that's 15 damage from both of them okay that is so that's 30 damage total from you and your Bears um rip and dip ferie completely whiffed it all yeah but you project managed that's important um all right so uh given that you're looking at

this beautiful ornate chest and all of a sudden the pearlescent sides crumble in and start to slide in with the rest of this gold and out of this bursts um this giant mouth with huge fangoria teeth and gold coins are flying everywhere and out of it is one giant tendril that starts whipping around in Rage um it is this huge huge huge horde mimic um a very ancient and old mimic that is part of uh the kind of treasure you would find in an old Vault that's been locked out of the way out of the way

for a long long long time so uh now let us roll initiative everybody it's just one tentacle it's just one tentacle yes okay eight oh wait one all right eight 18 plus 5 five 23 okay wait uh wait oh uh 10 all right so first up in this fight against The Horde mimic after the Bears have charged in is bug bug what would you like to do to this hoorde mimic okay I want to toll the dead to the dead let's do it so describe what that looks like to you all right I'm going to point to this chest with a thin

g sticking out of it or whatever the f you just described and then coming for my freaking being this bell sound just comes into the space and it fills the space and it hits this Target and I think I roll my d8 is what I do is there a to hit or a save of any kind the target must succeed on a wisdom saving throw all right uh wisdom save 13 13 um that is a it does hit um so the sound of this Bell uh starts to mess with this mimic that has been uh completely alone for the longest time go ahead and r

oll 2 D12 of damage ding that's a one woo you said two ding that's a seven so it does eight damage okay we're playing now nice yeah baby um next up this mimic uh is absolutely livid um so Fernie it turns to you and it's going to start out with a bite um and it's going to do its best to hit you and it does does a 14 hit uh armor 16 rather okay so 16 does hit it rolls two d 10 + 5 um all right and this is piercing so it does 5+ seven 12 so it does 17 piercing against e Fernie all right let's see a

nd then it does 2d6 acid damage four plus one so five acid damage so I'm at 12 so that was a huge hit for you what was that total uh that that was so he fernie's down to his bare form is down to 12 health down to 12 Health okay bug um it is also pretty pissed at you from this whole Bell situation yeah cuz it's loud so this pseudopod uh like whipping tentacle is whipping at you now um and that does ooh it is a natural one so it is so um completely distracted by this sound that you had made uh tha

t it actually whips back onto itself and takes a few damage here takes one damage and it actually hits itself stop hitting yourself stop hitting yourself yes bu stop hitting yourself yes bu thanks all four of us laugh it hears you say this and it is so absolutely pissed and liid because it somehow can understand common I didn't know it had ears yeah I guess it does um that it's going to try to hit you one more time bug um does a 13 hit you no I'm 14 you do amazing so it goes and lands directly n

ext to you blasting coins all around um but misses um Dolores it is your turn we're all very close to this to this little Treasure Chest so I want to make sure that I hit it and not anyone else okay and I am I'm pretty pissed because I do not like to be lied to right and when I sign something you better deliver you know what I'm saying Bud anyways I'm not here you know what I'm saying bug yeah it's a paperwork issue I get it yeah exactly I hate papers okay I'm going to Eldridge blast this mother

ucker great and now that you're level five that is twice as strong now right yes okay great so go ahead and roll your to hit with the Elder's blast 10 plus five 15 so that does hit go ahead and roll 2d1 for me is a 10 and then you got real scared thought it was zero five that's 15 damage that's really good am amazing right amazing that's because there's little there were little thorns in there I stri the Thorns from the roses and I adjusted Thorns this time because this doesn't deserve flowers k

now what I'm saying I I hear you you're here right I'm still in the I Daman ham in the room going like what what the what the um okay uh it is now kota's turn Okay dope so get it so all four of us are running in here singing our Acappella uh and we're uh we're like it's like uh we're like you can't even tell which one's we're like Crossing and jumping over each other with our swords pulled out um and so we're already blade singing we're already Our Song is far past starting so as a bonus accent

I'm going to do ashard Doan stride I was going to say which makes all makes me really fast and I have Flames out the back of my feet right and so I'm like Sprint all four of us look like we have flames and so we're sprinting towards it um we get close to it and it automatically gets 1 D6 fire damage when I move close to it amazing you um and that's a bonus action yes okay great 1 D6 of fire damage ye you're singing so bug under her under his breath is like why didn't Kota do the performance that

's a good point two two extra fire damage that's good okay and then I'm going to hit we'll just we'll hit it twice for now okay yeah right um so we're going to do some cool slashy Nice Nice twice I wish 16 plus uh plus uh five amazing that definitely hits okay um and rolling for damage yes plus three four so that's uh seven damage great plus three and then rolling to hit again yes it's whiff all right so that one does whiff unfortunately bug it is it is your turn yes I would like to bonus action

cure fernie's wounds I love that go ahead and roll that healing for me so I'm going to roll my 1d8 twice yes okay that's an eight eight nice woo four so that's 12 back for Fernie so that's 20 so fernie's fernie's back pretty good so these boards like get back on him and he's just like yeah amazing I secretly look at you and I go I love this um all right so it is the mimics turn again that was my bonus action oh sorry please great okay so I'm looking at my stuff and feeling really good you know

when they feel good about yourself you do well okay so inflict wounds I'll do that uh at my I'll do four d10s because I can do that at my second my fourth level second level my second level so I'll do yes so I'll do inflict wounds on my second level that's incredible okay uh go ahead and roll to hit on that 18 plus five that definitely hits three three what is going on with the 15 total eight eight so that is 23 damage to this thing incredible so y'all are looking at this mimic horde and you can

tell that even though this is clearly the the most powerful being you fought so far harder than the witch from yesterday harder than potentially the turtle Dragon but you don't know you had to run from it um it is clearly extremely damaged and it's hurt it's slowing down a little bit and it's going to whip out and lash out at you in Rage and uh it getting from bug just now its mouth is going to open wide again and you are right there from putting your hand on it and inflicting wounds so it's go

ing to try to hit you with its mouth and it does a 26 definitely is going to hit so it rolls 2d1 + 5 so on UB buug it does 10 1 so 11 and that's 16 so it's going to do 16 damage to you whoa how where you at bug how are you at I'm at 21 at 21 all right um it is once again going to try to whip at Fernie with his hand we've got this we got it yeah yeah I'm feeling better good this is a 16 hit yes all right so it does 2d6 plus five so we're going to have uh eight plus five so that's 13 damage yeah w

e're all good amazing uh 13 you said uh yes okay great and then one more time um it's going to attack uh it's going to whip out at chance excuse me it's going to whip out at Kota with its other arm and it rolls an 11 does an 11 hit no so it whiffs by you Slams on the the gold on the ground again letting it Fly Dolores you it is your turn next and you've just watched this new family of yours take so much damage and your feelings are mixed with Pride at them doing so well and fear of losing anothe

r family and it's your turn so you dig deeper within yourself and you start to channel some strength into either into anything you want to do um and even though you feel proud of these people and you know that they have it in their hearts to do this you're afraid of losing them bug is actually pretty hurt and so is Fernie and as you start to let yourself think potentially this could all go away you hear something in the distance a jangling in Rhythm and you see this flowing black hair and this u

h this this tan skin Rippling you know abs and it's gunar and he's Wheeling around in front of you toward the horde mimic yeah I barely have a voice but I go boy do I have an update for you so gunar turn looks at this horde mimic and then turns around to the rest of the group and says I'm afraid that update's going to have to wait I can't let you do this he holds up his bla to you guys as you are all getting ready to destroy this mimic horde it looks like it's on its last legs gunthar your Centa

ur friend Wheels his way in front of you looks at the mimic horde looks back at you you said you had a long update for him and he said that update's going to have to wait I can't let you continue and he holds up his glaive directly at you why why are you doing this why you guys have forgotten your mission time and time again I've let you play Hero when you need to and trust me I get it I miss doing that too but your job was to deliver something to this Castle I get that you got a side contract t

hat's great but look at this vault take whatever you want you don't have to kill this thing yet that's a separate job that's two jobs get paid for this too let someone else hire you you have a position you're employed for but everyone in the castle is at risk or whatever this is a tongue house I'm not happy about it either but we have roles to play this isn't the age of Heroes anymore but how are we going to take this money out of this place there's tongues at the bottom I got a wagon we got mag

ic anything you want but you don't need to do the extra steps yet you have a job mission three is waiting for you can I see if he's deceiving us go for it yeah um roll perception 15 plus 2 17 um 17 so you can tell that um gunthar is not lying to you at all he is however displeased with what he's saying okay so he's like like listen we all have jobs we have to do we have to maintain these positions be employed it's the way the world works now so Fernie in full bare form is like so you don't care

if all these people die of course I care but people die every day you think I didn't see death in the age of Heroes I was a mercenary like you during the hard times whether it was Monsters or Villages or or anything a war that I'm a part of it's all part of this machine you understand that right no no we don't understand that I I for one am not a machine right and just because it's okay just because it does happen doesn't mean we have to let it happen if we have the power to stop it I know it's

been a a little while since we've seen you last and we were pretty devoted to like being good mercenaries but since then we've realized there's a lot of there's there's a lack of heart in being a mercenary we found that it's just kind of like one thing to the next in and out and I think we just uh wanted to see if there was more to life and we kind of liked being Heroes I mean we aren't really Heroes we're like half Heroes I don't know what you'd call it you're sort of Heroes guys don't do this

don't tell me you're quitting this please I I don't want this any more than you but this is not a safe choice to make we're just changing our story we we we can't leave this place after all these people are in despair it's not right gunar just to have a good job and make 20 gold coins Fernie changes back into a robot he turns to rip and dip he's like all right you guys just hang out back there and they're like all right yeah for sure and they're like they're like starting to smoke a spiritual bo

ng um and then he walks up and he's just like look we frankly we were sucking at being delivery mercenary people but as Heroes we kind of kick butt and we kind of we got a cohesive you know wouldn't it sense to do what we're good at yeah we're sort of really good at it yeah beating the out of that thing yeah I can see that and that's great but look at what's happened outside I'll oh I'm like what what's outside I look over at the W I walk over the window and look out so you can see that these um

these tongues have uh left these huge giant like plots of just dirt and Rubble in their path everywhere they've stepped and as you peek out the window a little bit more you can see that this path stretches all the way from the S Marl Woods to where you started sarael so this is an entire Countryside that's been stomped out like look you may have you may have done some good but look at the look at the rubble too look at this collateral damage that's what I'm trying to get across to you being a h

ero isn't easy it isn't a job title that's why I want you to stay mercenaries cuz then you know your role you stick to it and not as many people get hurt so you want us to let the monster keep destroying the countryside I want you to leave the opportunity for Professionals of this caliber to be hired to take down something like this we're too far in man bug hears that about professionals and suddenly bugs bug's really good posture in the last two hours goes really low I'm sorry bug I didn't want

to say it but we got to be honest you're growing you're growing so much much and I love watching you grow but you're not there yet you're not there yet you're a kid you all are oh okay in your own way thank you some less than far less than others can I walk to the corner and call K kwick for guidance yeah cuz I'm genuinely confused okay great yeah so yeah bug is just literally lost because honestly bug had found so much meaning in the last day and found so much Direction with his friends and hi

s new found confidence and his new found abilities and he looks up and he goes kelwick if there is a right answer here gunar shows really good points in his argument show me and my friends if there is a right answer you Channel this Divinity in your mind and you go almost meditative and while you're not at a point in your devotion yet where you can see kelwick necessarily you do hear a bit of a voice in your heart in the form of an idea this idea is that just because someone is more experienced

than you doesn't mean they are more correct and that if you can be convinced so can someone else I have a question sure I look back from the window I'm like okay so you're saying that all of this the important thing is money yeah unfortunately okay so you know we've been doing all this stuff for money and I you know we've gotten some money and that's cool I still haven't figured out and I'm asking genuinely CU I'm very confused what does money do it bought me this purse cuz if we can't kill this

thing because of money then I money must be pretty important so what what gunar what do you use money for money makes this world turn not the one I was raised in mind you that was a time where your name could get you whatever you needed your actions could get you whatever you needed but it's not that way anymore I mean my God we're a delivery service but what if we were more bug walks back and joins the group I mean here's the thing guys I'm the same gunar you knew I agree with you and I want t

o return to the age of Heroes our way but it can't just be us five it can't be there's no way it's not enough we're talking about a whole world that's changed in the time that we've been doing what we do but you can it has to start somewhere how do you eat an elephant one bite at a time that's I'm always saying that I would never I don't want to e eat an El it's a figure how do you start a journey one step at a time eting bite of an elephant I do like that yeah what would that even look like for

us well we one of us would start chewing at the feet not the elephant fie F what would it look like for us to change everything I mean well we'd start by beating the out of that thing we were so close to I was RI and dip over there were doing some damage was like gunar you haven't even met rip and dip they're good or Reuben for that matter I don't understand what you get from coming here at the at just right when we started getting our foot in purpose another purpose I saw my profession go away

in front of me I saw the world change without me in it I get a purpose Again by telling us what to do by yeah middle management I've been there we don't want to go down this road trust me I want y'all each to give me one more final persuasion role all right 19 plus um minus one so 18 18 wait can I cast guidance yes okay I cast guid on it okay uh that is a four four okay so it's a 22 um so gunar looks at you and you can see that there's um some shame in his face um that he sort of let these idea

s come out of him cuz he does not believe them at all and he looks at you and he looks to rip and dip and he's like I could never disappoint you too them okay what about if I'm not living as my authentic self I don't know what I'm doing I'm I'm sorry for pointing my glaive at you and he throws his spear onto the ground and he goes what do you say we all quit I took a second and prayed to my God and I had I had a feeling you'd switch over oh all right cool yes um so gunthar pulls out a scroll rea

ds something off of it and on the ground appears a portal out of this portal um hops who you haven't seen in Nine episodes Kar kungar the orc of your Handler the one who gathered the wall in that Pub all those all those week ago and he pops up he goes hey what's uh what's going on here gunar you're supposed to summon me for emergencies big guy what's uh what's going on hey you for looks like some uh damage has been done here to the uh heart of this mimic Castle wild yeah so I don't really know h

ow to give an official two weeks notice but oh I'm quitting right now yeah we're all um quitting quit we quit and you can take nothing because you didn't give us uniforms in the first place so we quit but I am still going to beat the out of that thing in a second second yeah me too yeah interesting see you guys actually got a a lot further than I thought so you unleashed the mimic Castle which means you beat the witch the hag that was here that's great you knew about the hag you knew oh buddy se

t up listen you Unleashed a turtle Dragon into the world you Unleashed a mimic Castle into the world you guys don't miss the age of Heroes at all listen without problems there's no cycle to anything gunar knows this too and he Taps on gunar and gunar sort of looks down you can tell he's very much like defeated like someone stronger than him is next to him telling him what to do and he can't really look him in the eye and kungar looks at you and says now y'all are going to make the choice you wan

t to make but I want to I want to say my peace first you all wanted to be heroes right growing up reading those stories why for what you're about the age of Heroes you think we were all out slaying dragons some of us were what do you think all dragons are evil you think some of them are even old enough to make mistakes it was a messy messy job you think you'd win glory in Wars we're talking Wars here if someone wants a village gone they point to it and it's our job to get rid of it the age of He

roes was messy and bloody and some of us lived and died by it that was the economy there was a need and you would show up to fix it so people respected you and you got what you needed out of it this whole world is built on that and I gave you that I gave you jobs in a time where there is otherwise none I gave you a purpose I gave this guy purpose points of gunar and gunthar again looks really sad and he's like look they're they're losers and winners they're strong and there's weak but disparity

drives movement if you didn't feel weak you wouldn't have grown look at you you're not the same person I sent out a couple weeks ago but you're a cleric you pray to your Gods right if there were no problems you think the people would pray to the gods any purpose for the gods why don't Gods solve all the problems cuz then you wouldn't pray and you you're a little wooden mechanical man built for Destruction that's your whole point you're going to rebel against that now and I got your whole file Co

da Amaker Amir of the ever summer Sands your whole life was planned out for you in a position of power and you left it you left it why cuz there's more out here when there's conflict and you know that and Dolores Dolores you made a deal I know all about it shut up you made a deal and that's trade you gave something you got something and there was a middleman that's economics of I've ever heard it so you can only be called a hero by those Left Alive and you better pray that those who survive are

glad that you surviv too now hearing all that and seeing everything I gave to you you still want to quit is the portal still open um it is I want to push him you want to push him all right love that go ahead and roll Athletics for me 17 kungar has a plus 10 to Athletics so that 9 plus 10 so you rush up and you put both your hands on him with as hard as hard as you can and there's just this gentle Clank and he looks at you and he goes ah Kota that's a nonverbal answer but I like you you take acti

on that's great it's cute as what it is but the problem is I need a villain I need a villain to come out of all this right we need more conflict I mean this thing is already leveled Villages as it's walked over this whole you know Countryside and I need more of that someone's going to hire me to stop that someone's going to hire me to fix all this stuff so what are you going to do find me another villain I don't think so I'm sorry you guys but you guys are going to see a side of me that you migh

t not like uh the side of you that did aiel in that pool I didn't like so yeah see this amulet that I've been wearing there's a dark side I have a deal oh don't look for too long it actually really hurts your eyes okay I've been protecting you all and I am done done using Illusions I'm going to throw mying Fireball I want Dolores to take away her illusion MH effect over over this Fireball and I want her to shoot this Fireball directly towards kundar towards crar yep okay got it okay I hurl my Fi

reball straight in front of me it is the colors of orange and red and yellow and it burns everyone can feel the heat I can feel the heat and I push it away from my body right in front of me go ahead and roll to hit with that fireball seven C you're also going to want to roll okay 18 plus two so that's 20 17 17 okay you dodge it as well kungar sees that and just takes a step back and's like waa spicy what you missed it wasn't meant for you okay um mimic mimic horde okay so this horde mimic is the

only thing that gets hit by your Fireball uh Dolores go ahead and roll 8 D6 you know what would be fun everybody hand dores your D6 is oh my God give me all your D's I'm using the the power of everyone here and everyone who is not here that's everyone tongo especially tongo um that's 82 14 um okay so um the mimic horde gets hit with this Fireball and wretches angrily and you see this tendril just sort of recede back into its mouth as it closes up and burns and Shakes and comes to a stop you did

it so kungar looks at the that and goes well that was that was real clever Dolores Oh no you're the type of person that I would have promoted I mean you come back and visit sarel anytime y all did great I would have definitely put you up more for higher pay better hours anything you deserve it you really do but like I said for this economy to work I needed a villain damn and so he walks on over to the window and looks forward looks up a little bit pulls out another scroll himself puts his hand

on the wall and you can see outside the window there's a blue light and he walks on over to gunar and he says well at least I got four of them and kungar grabs gunar by the head and suplexes him down into the portal out the window portal hundreds of feet to the ground what the kungar is standing there looking at you like damn I really wish it had just been the castle well it's incredible to me that four mercenaries went rogue and killed their driver what a shame you are a monster you're not goin

g to get away with this monster you're the villain I beg sick and he he looks at you and goes like think about everything I said think about the state of the world and you tell tell me if a couple of cracked eggs ain't worth an omelet and he jumps back down into this portal out the window starts sliding down one of the tongues off into the distance portal closes behind him and as you are left in this moment with the dead mimic and the memory of your dead friend the castle begins to rumble again

and settle and you hear this horrifying scream in the distance louder than it should ever be as everything settles to a rest and so you're left in this Vault with all of this money but the memory of what you just saw Fernie picks up some gold coins I still really don't know what this does after all this I still don't know what this does this is m is this the villain honestly honestly honestly yeah do we punch it no no damn I mean I could you probably could that was I'm feeling really really good

right now hey you guys would it make you feel better let's do it let's punch some gold okay so all of you roll to hit um unarmed strikes on this gold all right or should we take all this off yeah yeah I need mine I roll a 10 okay great I want to slice some gold up I'm slicing it okay so you're slicing some gold up roll a hit I swear to God chance it's not three 12 plus three Kota and Dolores you are too fill of Rage to properly hit this money you're still you're just wildly swinging blindly but

you to need so much Focus right now to get rid of the thought of gunar falling from hundreds of feet to the ground below that you're just making these perfect Precision strikes on gold and it may hurt your knuckles a bit but it doesn't hurt as bad as your heart I'm going making perfect punches which I've never done in my life going he helped you find your purpose bug you had a perfect Arc you figured out who you were perfect Arc you had a perfect Arc and you and it helped you find out who you w

ere Bernie lifts up a fist right in front of a gold coin is just like I thought I finally had a purpose and then it just starts like like just like a jackhammer nice nice you guys find yourselves um you know whether blinded by rage and missing the money or doing these Precision strikes um losing yourself for a little bit you don't know if it's 5 minutes you don't know if it's an hour but you're sort of in this state until you hear something outside again you're now on the ground and there are th

ese barred Windows next to the Vault and you start to see some light flicker in from outside um who's going up to the window okay Kota goes so Kota you go up to the window and sort of stick your face in Between the Bars there and outside you can see a horde of people of all different sizes and shapes all different races and classes looking at this Castle which is plopped down in the middle of this area that they've never seen before and you can see on their face there's a mixture of anger and co

nfusion and fear some of them have pitchforks some of them have torches others are M you know readying spells but they have taken you as a threat oh no and they're about to try to make their way in one of them throws a stone and it hits directly next to your face Kota and another one looks you right in the eyes and goes you you and gets a good look at your face not us not us it's drowned out by the yells sh can Dolores come over to you and ask you to pick her up yeah Coda can you pick me up I ne

ed to see what's going on here y oh no it's a Witch Hunt quite a little bit too late unfortunately so you can tell um that this is surrounding the castle on all sides and they're starting to try to dig their things into it and maybe even climb up what do you do to escape um you guys okay so there's a hord outside um we need to get out of here so we're just going to leave the castle okay so usually usually we're not leaving the gold we're not leaving the gold and usually when we need stuff we put

it all in in dolores's bag but dolores's bag is just too big for the all this money no it's too small I hate the money it's the villain but I think we also need it we did this for nothing and then gar dies for nothing you know what I mean what else is in the B everything in the for nothing everything in the bug I need you to keep it together yes you got it does that does that feel like keeping it together to you no okay so fix it uhhuh good that was good that was really good bug you're good too

okay thank you look I I'm not powerful enough of a druid to fly yet but I could try and we might might die oh but I could try what I don't know I could turn into something there's too much in this Vault there's too much gold what if we put half the gold in your bag half of it my sack half look at all the gold I can carry a lot of gold ifot has 10 lb of gold and bug has 5 lbs of gold and we're moving we're moving at 50 mph by some miracle is there like a tunnel in this place that we can get out

no it's a castle that was just floating can we mail the gold oh yeah to where the Postal Service maybe they don't know that we're being H okay you guys everything in the vault is ours there's a lot in the vault let's spread out look around find something maybe magical or something okay be a Magic Carpet a big carpet I'm rolling for investigation perception around thing is everybody else do anyone else want to look with me 15 plus plus five plus five okay so that's actually enough um so all you s

ee around here right now is um piles of gold and while there are some beautiful ornate weapons there's nothing necessarily magical all you can really see outside of gold the barred windows and the door that you came through is this dead mimic heart there's nothing in the thing except for the dead mimic heart damn it there's some weapons but all we're working with is this core we got to do something there's gold which is evil and then there's this dead mimic heart which just also evil was evil no

w I don't know so if the house has a heart and the Heart Is Dead does that make the house to dead yes yes cuz the house used to be alive cuz it had tongues yes yeah okay cuz I have animate the debt yes okay so I so and the H and the money is in the house and we can't take the money but we can take the house house and we can move and we can travel cuz then I can use the spell and we can just take the house and we can take the house and we can take the house I'll take the house okay so no I'll tak

e the house oh I'll take the house from my ex oh I'll always take the house so bug um generally that spell would be used on something smaller like a person but you are so inspired from the situation and the memory of gunar that I think if everybody comes to you and helps Channel their own magic power power and everybody else rolls a D20 as well yeah I'm going to let you attempt this and what about if I if I cast Beacon of Hope This Spell bestows hope and vitality you can't you and guidance and I

can I can use enhance ability so you use enhance ability you use guidance okay okay okay okay um uh it has Advantage great oh Advantage great um so Bug roll a D20 for me okay this whole time I've been playing with crossbows meanwhile I can animate the dead right yeah I know we really we really were we're also in episode 9 hell yeah I've been sticking crossbows through my freaking flip-flops meanwhile I can make a house move that is a actual natural 20 for you doing this bug everybody else roll

your d20s too add in your power that was crazy don't do it on this thing okay 20 20 what the that's CRA 11 yeah seven uh that's okay two n so y'all had two natural 20s so channeling your powers together um bug you dig deep and you've never felt so connected to the deity through which you've pledged your devotion so you feel Kell Wick's power for the first time you know that this power is coming from both kelwick and yourself and you are bringing this heart back to life but it is no longer this w

ild monstrosity that it used to be it is under your control and while you can't necessarily maintain this for too long you are able to move this Castle does anyone want to act as a lookout with like unseen servant or can I also just say something kind of cool really quick um so uh fernie's there he's got his hand on your shoulder and he's just like you know I I I can really sense everyone's belief but I just want to say I I believe in you I definitely believe in you but I can sense that cot beli

eves in you the most and I think that's pretty cool cuz he didn't believe in you before and I can feel that oh he definitely did not believe in you but in this moment in this moment they absolutely believe in you I could feel it too me I'm holding building a house I just want to say real quick while you're doing that g Gina uh bug needs a little bit of help I'm calling my Gina Gina I'm calling her out Gina's like looking out the window and like keeping an eye out and we'll just constantly be lik

e good job Gina she's great with parallel parking rip and dip are both having horrible trips they're both just like what's happening man I'll cast minor illusion and I'll amplify to a shout and be like move out of the way he villagers move out of the way stop be getting literally emotional right now this is great no this is good content all right so your Castle moves North along the shoreline until you find yourselves um a top a cliff side overlooking this Beach area and the castle takes two of

its tendrils moves itself up and then situates on top as you are um slowly running out of energy and it settles down into place and you can tell after a little bit of time you're no longer being pursued you didn't take any other lives while you were dealing with that situation heading north from sarael and although you can see sarael in the distance and you know kungar is there right now you know that you are safe wow wow oh me yeah can we please mhm um as you say that gasb enters in with a food

cart and uh he says I know you must have done it we felt so many crazy things in the past couple of hours I mean I know you probably had a crazy day but like when you have time when you have time this was wild for us too um everything is like more or less back to normal in the castle and everyone is also back to normal the prince has never been livelier yeah but I I wish to tell you something um you know we could overhear you from the level above um talking about how the heart of the castle was

in the vault and um you are correct a contract is a contract so I must say this Castle is yours uh I do have one thing to ask though you see all of us have been trapped here for 500 years maybe more maybe less we don't know we don't have uh I say place to go uh you're going to need people in this Castle to make things Lively you know if we could continue on our society here and perhaps also make sure that there's enough food for you and uh could we perhaps gas of course we would never take you

from your home thank you very much you are truly the saviors of this place you're you're sort of Heroes if I were to be honest with you Gaspar uh we'd love to introduce you to our friend Kevin Kevin yeah yeah come on out Kevin Kev hey Kev man where was Kevin being stored Kevin's always like in his head I feel like Kevin crawls out of his head and he's like yeah what's up what's up how's it going Kevin this is your new home now meas bar oh wait I'm sorry I'm just going to pump the brakes real fas

t you want the moth to live in my body or is it the world like it's just the world yeah just the castle Kevin's a little shy so I thought i' I'd introduce him to be fair I think I found Kevin in this Castle yeah I was in this Castle it's okay but but it's fine it's you know what I actually I wanted to do something too uh sorry it's me Kevin I just uh I want to introduce you to your three new best friends see how that feels oh honestly Kevin Kevin goes back into fernie's brain yeah sorry he's bee

n influencing me every day I'm so glad he does not live in my brain oh yeah so gasbar looks at you as you're you know stuffing your faces maybe drinking some meat having some food healing yourself back up he's actually uh toer he's sort of like looking at the some of the wood paneling on your leg that's a little bit you know chucked up and he's sort of like repairing it with like a hammer and maybe sending it down and he's like so um you know once obviously you've had some arrest uh What uh what

's next for you any plans for the CLE well well Kik what's his name kite what kondik bar dog I haven't met him I don't know what's his name crar crar dark came here trying to make Four villains but I think he ended up making four Heroes okay that warmed my heart yeah big words com from you Kota yeah guys are we going to stick together of course well we are wanted by everyone as in the whole world as far as we know they think we're villains but we know we're heroes and everyone in this Castle kno

ws hero cool yeah we are heroes I mean everything's different about us that's not just a crossbow anymore that's a crossbow of Heroes yes this is my hammer of Heroes this this is my big bag of Heroes I love that this um uh this is um the hands of Heroes perfect yes this right here sword of Heroes yes we're the sort of Heroes like we are yeah cuz Heroes use like they they would be like Oh I'm going to use them yeah like we're the swort of Heroes oh I love that yeah that's our name oh I like that

you guys you guys are sort of Heroes that works yeah has been saying that this entire time s ofo knew that yeah like swords yeah you're you're sword of Heroes all right we're sword of Heroes look you girl look at you girl look you girl I have another cool thought okay okay so we know the name of our our group um I was also thinking we have this Castle what if we called it the gunthar I love that that's the this Castle cuz it's also like a Moving Castle so it's like it's like a also a ship so it'

s like the gunthar little pretty sick right because he can't die in vain like he he's my motivation to beat the crap out of kungar yeah bug looks up and is full of water I think it's a really good idea Fernie I don't know if you know what this is but these are tears cuz I'm touched some sap like rolls out of his Oh eye eye hole you've had that forever that's really good in a mixed [Music] [Applause] drink um so um gasbar is looking at all this as he's like hanging up a banner that says like welc

ome new owners of sansour and just goes like [Laughter] and so the four of you head to bed in your new home of Castle gunar which is a very cool idea Dolores in her room specifically with the moon window if it's empty on the left it's waxing we all learn that together thank you everybody else tucking in Fernie bug snoring mouth wide open and Kota meditating in TR knowing that this is the start of the new normal for yourselves later you will take down kungar you will clear your names you will acc

omplish your individual goals but tonight you get to sleep well knowing that for the first time really for the first time you're Heroes and it wasn't in vain sort of kores yell out I love us it's silence rip walks out from out of nowhere he's just eating cereal he's just like what and this has been sword AF delivering Destiny season 1 thank you all so much for joining us and trusting us with this story that we care so much about and I just want to give a huge congratulations to the crew and all

of the cast members who worked so hard learned so much and built these amazing characters uh one more time do you all want to go around the table and say who you are in your character I'm Shane and I play Fernie Angela bug Amanda Dolores Paradise chance Kota thanks so much y'all we'll see you very soon [Music] bye a little bit of time passes and they settle into life as the leaders of this new Society in Castle gunthar on a cliff a top the beach they take on small jobs here and there building th

ings up as they go while also staying a little bit Incognito protecting themselves people who work in the castle are excited to return to normal sea see everything that's changed in 500 years and you get to learn along with them building and growing together sharing all that you have and finding General happiness and in this time where the castle is taken care of you get to explore some individual things taking some time for yourselves before you settle into this huge responsibility we see Ferni

e walking into what was once a beautiful Forest Glade but you can see there are some signs of deforestation and burning he walks to the center of this breathes in a deep sigh takes out of his pocket A Single Seed and a flagen of moonwater he plants it in the ground gives it a pat pours the moon water on it and looks around excited for what it will look like soon over his shoulder the spirits of several animals come and look on nodding along Kota is sitting in a bar in a small town on the outskir

ts of sarael just safe enough looking into his me daydreaming of the life that he once had and everything that he could the bartender comes up plops a drink in front of him and says it's from someone at the end of the bar cot waves it along not interested in anyone's advances bartender walks away for a little while he comes back and says they're really insistent that you're going to want this he points to the end of the bar and we see a hooded figure dressed in the colors of spring Dolores is ba

ck at her Old Homestead in black and white the fire burning she feels a sense of Duty doing what she must to protect those she loves she opens up her bag and takes out a few little chunks of tongue and teeth and hands them to moris Cel he opens them out of a package with the Glee of a child on Christmas morning and he looks in her eyes with true gratitude finally bug returns to their Village walking into a Sand and Stone Town built into the cliffsides he takes off his backpack wipes his forehead

after the long journey and sees several people building away at a stone structure one by one they look up and they take off their hats and they hold it to their chest and they tear up until finally one can collect himself and say bug is back and all of a sudden dozens of heads pop out of these Stone spaces in these buildings and begin cheering and rushing toward bug and lifting him up cheering bug bug bug for they finally again can see the hero of their Village and that is it for sorf season on

e we can't wait to share what's coming up next thank you wow this guy wow hello everyone and welcome to the sword AF season 1 retrospective Round Table damn it feels good to say that y'all we we did it we did it did we did it season one um yeah I I could not believe the amount of support we got that quickly did that take y'all by surprise or was was it expected did you know we would have our audience behind us uh I I sorry to answer first actually you know what let's just to be polite let's roll

for initiative okay just to see who gets to answer this first then I'm going to roll I'm going to answer last for sure not this time not this time you get the heart of the cards 10 11 10 10 12 11 11 so it's Amanda Amanda goes first we have to answer at the same time to answer at the same time was I surprised yeah yeah I definitely was I was surprised to see all the fan art and everyone so excited and so invested it was really really cool to like create a character and have people be like oh my

God and then make story lines of them and pictures and even more so someone killed the morel fan art I was like it's in here we'll be sharing that later for sure so yeah I was I was also a little worried because you know I've been honest about the fact that I am not experienced with DND D and this this in many ways was my only opportunity to play it and I was so excited to do it and it really is a passion project you know there was there wasn't really a necessity for us to do it here at smos for

any reason other than we just wanted to and it would be fun there's so many other types of videos we could have done that probably could have been like that's easier and we'd get the same views or whatever but we did this because we really enjoy it and wanted to give it a shot I really love that people immediately like attached to to a character and each everyone had different characters they attached to and I was like oh that's so cool that everyone's identifying with different such different

personalities at the table Yeah like oh I'm so bug cated I'm trying to like impress these older people so true yeah yeah I just think it was it was just so awesome I think it was I mean it all of betrayal Legacy was just like leading up to us like doing this it felt like I don't know betral Legacy was its own thing but it did feel like I don't know felt like the audience it just felt like I don't know you said we started the video off being like we did it but also like they did it they you guys

did it by watching and like it it felt like a journey we took together as cheesy as it sounds but it did so bug CED shut up it did feel though like um more a part it felt like a journey we took with the audience I do feel because Legacy it felt very each episode was it's one thing um but this felt like something we did with um the audience watching like it felt like totally yeah I would agree I think it's funny that you bring up um BF Legacy because you know something that I've always wanted to

see more of here is we're in this unique position where we have improvisors and sketch comedy actors and then people who at the very least have the willingness and excitement to play games or learn a new game and I really wanted those to merge a little bit more so BFF Legacy was that it was like introducing us and the audience to like what if it was fully character-based and in a game world and so once our audience got used to that and we got used to that it was like time for D and D where we ha

ve a little bit more freedom and control and so I remember the first day the video went up of you know sord af1 like at best I was like I think our BFF Legacy audience is going to be here for this we're going to get like 200k views and like great we'll go from there and I just remember as the day went on it was like Hey the video is doing really well it's at like 400k and then a couple of like people in the D and D Community like reached out and was like hey this is really great like congrats an

d and then like it kept going and then after a week and a half we're at like a million views and I was just like I guess impostor Syndrome has to die at some point I think we have we're doing something cool so thank you for that y'all it was just awesome um so speaking of which you know you mentioned Shane not knowing D and D as well and I think to some degree all of us are there I think Chance you and I and Angela as well we probably have the most experience but like even within that is veryy y

ou know it's varying so as improvisers and sketch comedians did you enjoy the combat at first did you learn to love it did you find that it was more of an obstacle to the story you wanted to tell how do you feel about like the game aspect Beyond just character I mean for me that wasn't like as an improviser that was kind of tapping more into gamer mode and that I really loved I think actually the combat of DnD is the most easily accessible part for me because it translates in my mind so easily t

o um you know I've played Skyrim I've played all the final fantasies I've played like all these games that that I kind of know like turn-based combat and you know weaknesses and strengths and uh but D and D is a lot more free I mean it's there is that creative element that I still think I'm learning of like looking at my moves and knowing like the the type of damage they do but also being like okay Thorn whip could also or Vine whip could also be like I mean I could use that as a lasso I could u

se that as a way of getting across somewhere and that's where I still am like learning to think creatively but also strategically um but it's really just kind of skies the limit my favorite for watching you was like which I don't imagine you get to explore in video games was watching your comedic Voice come out in combat with things like Reuben where it was like you would fight in such aing hilarious way where you'd be like and then there's this guy Reuben who comes out and who's like hey guys a

nd it was just soing funny for you to fight both ways where like Fernie is such a force was such a force is and um and then you'd have like so many creative ways that you'd fight that were just bizarre it was just great you also picked a really cool device of Fernie where like you get to mechanize these animals and so it's such a clear visual OFA I would argue though as DM that like all of you had your own versions of that whether you started out that way or found it later you know cuz I think t

hat's the really impressive thing about you is that the combat still lent itself to the story you know Kota is very big on like posturing and showing off and making a grand gesture of it so like even even though you were a blade singer and that's expected you were like all right here's the style of music I want playing now which like not everybody would have done and you know you delore is still adding in all these cutesy mom things and like wanted to take care of everybody and you know even in

the performance at the end you're like oh well I want to show off like I've still got it like you know I want to do this hair flip into the water and you bug were like you know finding your path and like trying to one of the cool things about D and D that people don't always get is that like failure is not bad it's just a of the story so like you roll a one on something and it's like you miss with your ax and you're just filled with this rage cuz you know you can do better and you like owned tha

t immediately that's my favorite part that I think like like I that I get to own more in D and D that in video games I think is just like hilarious where it's like oh you're really bad it's like fun and like don't win where it's like H well now I'm winning but like in this you can make it an emotional thing you can make it like a relational thing you could be like Oh I'm going to have to figure this out some point I'm really bad at my crossbow or whatever like you can make it like a whole storyl

ine I'm curious cuz you know obviously I I was learning as I was going as a DM I had some help from some friends and watched a little bit of content and I've played D and D for like a while but never as a DM I sat down I got like dinner with my friend Vince who was a great DM and he sort of told me how he makes his outlines and that was really helpful your order at dinner um I only ordered avocado toast bur and fries if you can believe it so he got a burger I got avocado toast it was a lean nigh

t thanks guys for watching thanks for watching hey if you want avocado toast go fck yourself um sorry it's good it's supp hey roll for toast roll uh you get ham okay sorry this is the weirdest thing so like how much avocado you get okay I'm done very little it's California it's hard to find um so I had a lot to learn but a lot of you guys at least at the very start sort of had to learn by doing is there anything you learned throughout the process that you like wish you would have known from the

start or like something big that you've learned that you were glad that like may have affected how you would have made your character in another way yeah mine for sure was The Improv I felt like saying that it was improv for me never playing kind of pigeon hold me in what I know improv to be oh sure right like rather than like gameplay so I was always we talked about this I was always in character all the time which was fun actually very fun for me and actually sometimes more freeing than switch

ing back and forth but I think my biggest thing that I learned was like oh I am my own I I only have control over what I'm doing in this moment and in improv that's in a way I guess that's not the opposite but in improv you set people up you set up Back stories you give them a pass you give them a personality you kind of give people gifts whereas here I I think I was thinking it was gifts but it was more like going too far but but it was still fun for me to learn and now I'm like oh okay I I nev

er would have thought of that originally cuz like I come from an improv background as well where like it's great to give someone a gift and it's literally called a gift because it's like oh my God what a good thing to point out about me like hey John you're sweaty right now is everything okay and you're like now I can talk about that that's awesome and it's it's an extra challenge for you because for me as a DM that is what I'm supposed to do and I can't imagine being on the receiving end of it

and being like yep I am and that's it I can't give it back so like yeah it's probably just like my little kid energy that's like and then and then I hit the tree and then the tree seeps out magic dust it was so funny to see those moments where you're just you're in it and you're having so much fun and it's like oh that's really what it it's like and then it's like oh yeah the best could have found like a middle ground to like let you do that sometimes but it was so hard because like when you do

that you're so good and I it's literally have to be like hey I'm so sorry the tree doesn't have magic no they do that sometimes they're like okay tell me what happens throws tell me what happens it's also like when the dice come in where you're like I need you just ask more questions yeah where you're like okay um so I want this to happen and then you're like okay does it and that's like what's so cool about D and D that's like kind of like normal life where where it's like does it and then you

have to roll I think I didn't realize that that I could ask so many questions so many questions about be like oh my God does this tree have what's going on what's inside this tree exploration is like one of the main things I don't think something I learned more recently and I realized I don't know if any of us ever rolled for insight I was like wait I watched back some of these episodes and I'm like because I've I've seen them all half a dozen times for like notes and like Gathering all the lore

and all that stuff after the fact and I would like I have all these moments where I'm like roll for dexterity I'm like you dumbass that's slight of hand like why wouldn't you have the history kind and it's even harder cuz like I've been playing the hell out of balers Gate 3 which is based in D and D and you know it's that level of exploration and questions that we had a great time I know I was like loved it it's that level of exploration that you're talking about that like is innate if you've a

lready played the games but you don't know otherwise cuz we had this moment uh in game the other day where like they were like you can tell this man is a musician but you don't know what you know instrument he played and I literally was sitting there on stream and I was like I guess the only way I could tell that would be like if he has callous fingers it would be a loot strong palms would be a drum lip muscles would be a flute and then I rolled for insight in game and it was like you see callus

es on the man's fingers suggesting he played a loot and I'm like I'm like okay but I've played these games enough that I'm like it's a Nate for me I need to craft things where it's like not everybody knows that yet and I should have made that very clear that it could be a thing so oh it was a fun exploration my inner child just showed me that it's like it like wants to come out and be like magic and I'm like okay honey but I think Insight would have saved us a lot of times because there are a lo

t of times where I feel like we just genuinely didn't know and if we R for insight you could have just been like so here's what you do and it's like oh okay like you know um there's so many things that are set up in D and D that I've learned that it's like if even if you're not equipped for a situ there is something to do that will equip you for it and uh that's something I've learned since it's like there's a video of me as like a seven-year-old that my mom took and I am playing D and D by myse

lf basically and I'm being the DM where I'm like so there's a princess over here and then over here there this and then there's a big monster and then and I think that's what you were doing where you thought you had to carry all the weight and then I think and that's such an easy first campaign where Dolores coded yeah I know exactly and then you just have to like you get to just you can't carry it all honey you can't carry it all you don't have to car that bag is can I see that video that was g

ood yeah it's really funny I want to see it and then my mom Zooms in this is a tangent on my brother holding a stick and she's like oh my God he's holding a stick meanwhile you're crafting a whole story over m m and then you just hear me going you're not listening to me you're not listening to me she's just zooming in on him and he's like like Mom I I don't want to interrupt you're going to miss some really important that's probably why I'm here today one of my things was like learning how to no

t be chaotic cuz in other campaigns I'm very like go over there like go with that person oh you're a side character you're my main ho now um so no 100% And also sleeping with people we didn't do which is probably a good thing we sleep with people so much sleep with miss out on I know I have seven pages of lore about no not rum I want tongo yeah who I had to make up in the moment cuz you just didn't like rum I told you I told you so it's like relearning the things cuz I'm like as soon as I heard

tongo I was like yeah you're my guy you're my guy cuz I love the side characters that aren't fully formed and it's like well they're going to we're going to find out who they are together and I love that relearning so you have a bunch of ho did you say ho we don't need to talk about that okay uh but Kota also being like a Broody boy so it's like learning how to be Broody and still like go with the fun kind of yeah that is a tough balance it's a tough balance I appreciate you so much for being aw

are of that because you know the way we have our our sort of group laid out here you have a lot of video game knowledge and you have a lot of D and D knowledge but you played the character that is woefully naive about the world and you played the Broody character so we put the Lion Share of the work on the two people with the most like excitable characters who maybe don't have as much like innate D and D literacy right off the bat and so like you guys had such a challenge in front of you and you

Rose to meet it every time well we didn't really rise that high we justy so little what burned on myself no h we did a lot of rallying though I think like um like yeah you know as in like not like fighting but like uh like Spirits as in like we'd be like guys what do you know like and a lot of explaining like wait what's going on here it's like no I mean like we need to know I'm like well actually yeah I don't know what's going on either can you tell me well that's the good thing about that tho

ugh like cuz our audience some people know D and D some people have been like oh I've always been excited to learn about D and D but I don't know anything other people are like I just saw the movie and then other people you know know nothing and so I wanted this to be enjoyable for people and accessible to people who didn't know anything but also respectful of the people who like this is their thing and so having this specific spread of people and experience levels and character types like I tho

ught y'all did a lovely job and really nailed it it was really fun it was really fun it was really really fun how do you feel about Fernie being a a silly guy when you did you feel restricted At All by being a silly guy when you wanted to silly guy yeah a little bit I I realized at a certain point um in certain scenarios where I was like oh I kind of I kind of know the answer but I don't know how to if I were to like roleplay this how to make this make sense of him since I played him kind of dum

b and and I started off playing him very dumb and then it kind of turned from being dumb to just more naive which is more kind of what I think I want um he's not an idiot uh he's just discovering it in the moment he just literally has not been in the world uh and so but I something that I think I'm going to lean into more in the second season is uh is that his wisdom is really high and you know he's he's he's he's more Street smarts I think more like he understands the innate nature of of things

his nature is really high but but he's just really dumb I think societally yeah I relate to ferie that's so funny cuz it's such a it's such a rocketing Groot where Groot is like this naive but he's like wise and like sees the things that Gro groot's like and we had moments like when when Fernie describes everything about ants like we're like yeah he isn't stupid he's just not equipped with specific knowledge what does Fernie say about money he's like I understand what money is but what does mon

ey do what does money do honestly he's pretty he's pretty philosophical that was he cuts through all the and he just says it and people are like oh I've never asked myself that before yeah because what does money mean to a wooden robot you know like why would they care about it so buy better wood I don't know yeah I guess like yeah toilet's a hole this is Redwood were there any now that we're at the end of season 1 I'm assuming ass uming that most of you have seen probably what's happened up to

this point were there any story moments that took you by surprise um that you just really did not expect their see coming honest honestly uh unless anyone has one they want to throw out no we killed that werewolf guy and I was like I was like we're done we messed up and I was actively trying in that fight to not do it and then later on we're like what's what was the deal with that and you're like that was a that was a ton pervert that was my favorite reveal of the whole season was he always a pe

rvert so here's the greatest was he born a pervert so nature and nurture no what I what I probably my favorite point is when we started doing these live um premieres of the of the season so when that episode happened there's so many twists and turns when that's happening and all the different reveals and like you didn't kill the prin he did Kill the you didn't oh you did watching the chat go like oh I know it's coming oh like just the jerk back and forth so regarding him being the town pervert u

m I um speaking of guest also again been playing Boulder's Gate I got to a point the other day this is not a spoiler for anybody doing anything where you go into an abandoned Enchanted Castle and at the top there is a castlin waiting for you made out of clockwork I was like you all have to know that I wrote the episode before this happened like set the record straight good God set the record straight and there's a magical ring you can Ste I don't know so anyway um show the receipts it's well tim

e uh the ravages of time um so was he always a pervert I wasn't quite sure exactly what I wanted him to be yet all I wanted to know all I wanted to do was set you guys up in a situation where you're like I'm putting this together I figured this out this is clearly Beauty and the Beast and I want the audience too to be like oh I know what this is this is Beauty and the Beast and by having you think and having them think that they have figured out everything about this location and seeing where it

's going to go that left a lot of opportunity to um take it in a direction that would be unexpected at any point so he was never the prince he wasn't ever the prince unless you truly truly decided to save him and talk to him and undo spell and whatever I would have been like I would have been like all right I guess he's the prince like if need be but like that's one of the fun things about D and D is you can like cck things you can things for later so going on here that's what is happening here

no but you can save them for later so like uh so like say tongo didn't come up he might tongo might be in the castle later so we discover he's one of the books tongo still exists in a I mean when the prince was the plate that was so exactly the prince can be the prince can be the plate it was so funny I'm really glad that yall ended up doing that and thank you like that's the thing cuz I I'm trying to find the balance now between having things or potential story lines prepared versus like having

the freedom and the looseness to you know cuz there there's a world in D and D and you don't always want to do this but like where you guys see the castle and you're like honestly guys I'm not feeling Castle today let's go explore in the woods and I have to be like uh yep these Woods are like you know so sure yeah you taking the dagger the bo I did not think you would do that you didn't think I would no oh absolutely absolutely I'm going to take that dagger there's no guards there's no magic gu

arding it I'm going to take that but then I didn't think you'd put it back when I had to yeah but then it turns out you actually kind of didn't yeah you didn't I didn't put it no you didn't need you didn't have to put it back oh yeah my I think my favor but now we got the whole castle so I'm going to just take it again that's actually a f i so excited for season two God I have a lot of things um that I have ideas for for your characters that I will of course run by you in terms of general concep

ts we are also working with a couple of very experienced writers they came in and we consulted with them you know to see if we would want to work with them and then for the last episode or two I was like hey I have a little less time to pay this thing off than I thought I'm thinking about going about it this way or I could go about it this way what do you think and they were like what if it kind of both happens and I was like oh that's great and then like you know I talk about this being my baby

but I do want to remind everyone like this is a group group effort with y'all we work on our characters together there was a moment where like um Alex and I our our um AP uh were were talking and I was like hey I had this whole third mission planned and we're not going to have time to get to it and he was like well what if this part of the second mission is the third mission and I was like no that oh my God and then we have mimik castle and so like that would not have happened without like he w

as just like combine them I'm like yep there we go so that I me know it's it's about being open to these ideas it's collaborative game I think once you realize that like you can work together without like going too far in the story on your own uh that it's actually really really collaborative and I think it's really really fun I agree with you to do I just want to roll more I will this is my promise to you my promise to you and actually I want to say um thank you to chance too because like as th

e person here who's played you know I think I don't know who's played more but like you played a lot of D and D so I would check in with you and be like as someone who's played a lot of D and D what would you like more of what do you thinking and that was the one thing is you were like roll more you know like let's roll roll more roll do you think your physical location at the table affected how you worked with other characters definitely definitely 100% wait what cuz there's so many bug and Fer

nie moments in fan art and so many Kota and Dolores moments in fan art and you guys have this distance between you quite literally distance and it's not like straight on and you know what diagonal I'd go as far to say I think the same happened for uh Legacy 100% for sure that you guys always had moments we always had moments we always had moments true but then that's you and I always had moments no because we were next to each other there I was over there that's why we moved oh my God that's why

I'm and now I feel very far and disconnected from Shane like I feel so apart these ones are the worst and we're seated the same distance apart as smos mouth and it's just like yeah and I hate get you I don't get this Smashmouth uh when is that uploaded and on what Channel Mondays on the smashcast channel we we've talked about D and D there so you can check it out yeah um I I think that's true I this this table does get pretty distant for us at this range uh I would also say maybe it's just that

's something that we will learn and adapt to as we play more because I think I think we will learn how to I don't know when we when we have a better idea of how to handle challenges and puzzles and combat I think we're going to feel more confident and then we're going to be it I don't know it often felt like we were all kind of scrambling and so we would reach for whatever was easiest or closest and the person next to you right also and Amanda don't make eye contact a lot no I'd also disagree I

think so true just for argument sake I think that like I have a thing with Kota only just because of like my specific thing I think Fernie and Dolores don't talk that like I don't think you guys have a connection yet I think there's more to explore there no like just in specifics of those two characters I think that's also I think that's also true is that the character Styles is tough bug and Fernie are both like enthusiastic but but kind of like they're both naive in their own ways um whereas D

olores and Kota are very like we know what's going on I think we know I think we feel all knowing but I feel like we're pretty up yeah pretty up I feel like we're pretty up and we're like we know all that's just our control 100% it's funny cuz it's like the teenage angst of I know everything and then the like motherly wisdom of I think I know everything yeah exactly com together such what we related on that's why yeah I guess Fernie and I we should just go I just think they haven't had their mom

ent yet all I I don't know if Fernie and Kota ever had an interaction exactly that's I think Fernie and Koda no there was I spy but that was pretty much it you what would be crazy is if like I don't know somehow that got paid off and explored in season 2 in a really satisfying way for both the players and the audience i' tune into that oh God watching that was watching that from this angle I was really deep toad I'm not going to do it too bad it's not going to happen toad I'm going to make sure

it doesn't happen you better a friend M me a dollar um whoa that plug felt like an hour long I could I'll make it worse um uh season one episode one season two uh bug's funeral uh bu um so one last teasing that I know well so one last well God that was one interesting thing about like seeing y'all learn your classes too CU like cleric generally heals and so like as as time went on it became clear when yall like really locked in to like oh this is the thing I do um so maybe even more that in seas

on two cuz we're we're going to spend all this time practicing it's going to be dope oh yeah um I mean like I can even like a peek behind the curtain is that like I had never played a cleric before and I don't think I did like we're all talking about like what went down I don't think I did enough looking at what a cleric was specifically and I think I tied it into bug's like personal Journey but it was Angela's Journey that I was trying to play A different race and a different like uh like a who

le different type of character and you could see that bug is trying to play like other people and it actually is so funny that I made it a part of my personal like uh timeline that I wanted to be like other people and that was also just me being like Oh I and I just made it work um but then towards the end you see me start playing like a cleric cuz I start understanding what a cleric is um and I think that just is also me just being excited to do DND D and this is the first time I was doing DND

D with cameras on me I wasn't really like just doing the like I think I had done D and D when it's for fun when I can just like be on the computer and click and learn and read I wasn't I was just like looking at my friends and I was never like I would just be like yeah I'll do something with my crossbow and you guys would be be like why don't you why don't you look at what you can do and I'd be like oh whatever and then I was like finally learning and then I think that I use that in as bug to be

like oh I could just be who I am so I ended up using that which is interesting I think super cool and also as a trickster domain cleric like you do sort of walk the line between both so you're going to eventually sort of combine that and it's going to be sick trickster she's a trickster domain bugs a tricker domain uh so uh last thing that of of my questions before we get to audience questions were there any Easter eggs might not be the right word but was there anything you put in about your ch

aracter that like don't spoil anything for season 2 necessarily but like is there anything that you said or did that you were did as sort of like a wink to the audience or like I wonder if anyone's going to pick up on that that they just didn't Dolores was a little horny um was know really it wasn't the she was just open I'm sorry that's not there's a difference I I definitely threw it very small subtle hints but I also talked to our editor and I I told him the whole back story story and he's li

ke oh sweet I'm going to edit in some like little subtle things so we're going to pay that off later maybe then yeah like I'm I'm hinting at things that I are his backstory and we haven't covered fernie's backstory at all got it so um but I've I've told our editor the whole backstory so he has thrown subtle things into the editing that kind of imply things that there's no way to really decipher it you could guess like but um yeah that we will then I mean when the time comes to explore it I know

what it is oh that's sick as hell that's cool actually I will say this I did one voice acting session and uh the director who is a friend of mine was like I watched your show man I love it also I picked up on the references to this and this and I was like you're the one you're the only one who did and he was like you're kidding I'm like no um the one thing I'll say and this is a very minor one is um sarael the city that you start off on is based on in is based in Los Angeles it's it's supposed t

o be the Los Angeles of your world it's a western coast trade City where everyone comes to explore arts and business Sara means Angel so it's like Los Angeles sarael and you're heading east for opportunity because there's nothing more here I thought it was San Francisco I was so amazing I initially wanted to base it off of smos things where it's like things are being weird we're going to have to Pivot in what we're doing and that was like the whole thing like you're in Los Angeles you have to Pi

vot jobs but then everything worked that awesome here so wow so we have some audience questions here let's see we got uh Miriam shalabi if I hope I said that correctly do you think this D and D series has inspired you in any way outside of the game itself and who's been your favorite side character so far so it's a two-parter completely unrelated but have you been inspired outside the game and who's your favorite side character I've been inspired outside the game okay where I've been also doing

this thing where like when we play I'm like I see things that I do in this game like affect my real life like either the way I'm talking or like the way I'm going I'm like oh I'm being I don't want to beod right now why are you being right now cut to Chance in his kitchen using a sword you're being right now you're being right now you want me to cut the bread no the dancing absolutely but it's also like I love looking at the Psychotherapy of why am I choosing Kota in this part of my life like wh

at does it mean and like what I'm doing oh 100% if you also in the comments they there's a couple comments that they like go through our episodes and they're like this is what's happening to chance right now in his life this is what's happening to Angel right now and I'm like they got me real good they got Shane's stupid so Shane's dumb I know what money is but what does money do like that's funny too my yeah it got me wild it wild I relate to that so much like choosing your character I had to s

it back and be like why did I choose this character why is she like such the voice of reason but yet she has these wild things and I'm like and she has this anger this like connection with this anger I'm like oh this is like deeply spiritually connected to me right now you're right this is getting real kind of it is it is yeah that moment where I had to like look at myself or that moment when um you were there was a monster being mean to me and I was like and I was like no one can be as mean as

myself when yes yes oh yeah it was dissonant Whispers or um no uh vicious and it failed and you again used that story moment to be like nope this is how it works in the story like oh it God yeah yeah and then Shan you're a robot robot what is money obviously um I mean I I think we talked about this on the podcast but I I have been very inspired by it uh outside of because uh well I mean Angela you came on our podcast and we did the the writers block episode where we wrote a bunch of stuff and we

talked about how this year we've been very creatively like stunted in a way and I've been really struggling with it and my my main goal for so long has been to create for fun and this DND D is literally that and it's it's so great and I've I've been very inspired to I it makes me want to be a dungeon master even if I'm just doing it alone by myself because I I I've talked a lot about how I want to write more I want to create things but I get bogged down by perfectionism and like this isn't good

but with DND D especially outside of here if we were playing it just for fun it's not about if it's the story you're telling is good or not you're just telling a story together and you're having fun and if as long as you're immersed in it who cares what what the objective view of it is so true and so uh it has been very inspiring creatively for me I think that's been honestly really exciting to watch because again this first I don't know how many times I'm going to say it first time dming um an

d I think you know there have been a few times where I've been like interviewed about it and the thing I bring up so much is like watching you guys find your characters and yourselves through this is the thing I'm not responsible for but like proudest of for this series because it's been really incredible to watch and like not only did you find ways for these characters to reflect parts of yourselves that like were fun to explore but not always the easiest to explore but like you also stayed awa

y from these tro that you see time and time again like the closest thing we would have is like Kota you are from some kind of royalty or higher stature and you have removed yourself from the society that's the closest thing we got because otherwise like D and D players always are like turns out I'm a secret Prince and I have amnesia like it's and none of y'all did that and in fact like everybody makes themselves like these beautiful best versions of themselves but you choose you chose like an ol

der woman who's had some tragedy and then it wasn't until like a few episodes later that like you know I was like okay so because at first we just had to get these episodes off the ground and like get things going MH but you know I was like hey I think it's time for us to talk about your Patron like warlocks have a patron you know we did agree that there was a fiend that you know cuz that's how we had to choose your class but it was like you know we've talked about your backstory like what if th

is happens you'd be like yeah what if this happens and it's like do you have thoughts on a name and you're like this name would have meaning to me I'm like let's add a change to this name and we crafted these things together and all of a sudden it went from like you know there's a woman she's got a bit of a backstory to like there is this anger within me and it was just so immediate I relate to that so much I mean definitely just straight up being a woman from Boston I mean Hello I carry we carr

y so much anger it's like a hardened World sometimes and I think as a woman especially as a mom you aren't allowed to really let that out and I think without evening knowing it when I was doing the character and then finally connecting with Morel I was like oh this feels so real that was such a cool episode like oh my God this feels so real but it also can be fun that's the other thing it's like I see Darkness as like it can also be fun and exciting and play we're playing Dark Souls on stream th

at's it we're do um I appreciate you going to that place with me and and chance you specifically I didn't I didn't fully finish my thought before I moved on and I apologize for that so there is the Trope of like young Royal and d and d but like you played with it so much by like you didn't have anything to discover about that like it's always like what I'm the secret Prince like you knew where you came from you know why you're running from that and it was from such an emotional and real place th

at like getting to explore that with you was so exciting and cool and informs your character so much for the audience that like yeah you're brooding but we don't have to find out why way later like we know the vulnerability is there immediately um and you brought this character from a different campaign sort of yeah he's the lover of the other guy so that you play oh did you not know that the other guy is my main guy so the Kota has always been the side character in my other campaign oh like tha

t's so cool mindboggling and so I want to be the and if I can find two other campaigns I want to be the two other ones too Al so four contestants wait I love that F's the spring one wait so Kota is kot's the summer one and that's why I was like so honored that you let me like is that crazy I love that so the summer and spring together I love that you know what's crazy so the other they ran away from the tournament how about we bleep out that part and I write that into a season cuz like holy that

's great and then when they catch up they all love that meanwhile I'm just a bunch of little guys playing I don't know Monopoly damn I have such a fun thought so I will say this this is a mini spoiler I for the I wanted us to initially have three missions and the the third mission would involve a dungeon and that's what Alex suggested like make the second where you already are in the second one make it a dungeon I was like great Moving Castle um the first one that did it who's Miaki um but the d

ungeon was originally going to be a big payoff for your backstory so I'm so excited to explore that later um same with you Fernie um and oh also sorry who's been your favorite side character so Faro st stop um that's stuff uh probably Kevin Kevin Kevin I'm biased towards Kevin Kevin Kevin Love Kevin who I know was made up on the spot but really worked out great all your little guys Ruben who was the other one well those aren't side cuz those are moves that I use daman's Side characters Kevin The

Moth that was we found in the C here here's some Kevin lore real quick um the original episode that Kevin was supposed to be in I end up watching it later and I'm like I don't see any comments about Kevin and I just realized I'm like was this the episode Kevin was supposed to be in and just because there's so much to cut down and it was such a good moment between you he was cut originally so hopefully by now there's a digital short up that's like behind the scenes introducing Kevin cuz he comes

up in every other episode and we're leaving him in so it's just like wow my favorites too cut him flying on the editing room floor we cut some like I in in talking cuz I met with the you know we've all been meeting with these writers I'm like I wonder if Kevin can be used to make like f he's in every other episode like he's there fer more like f smarter cuz he's got like a moth that talks in his head I love that I love that like your bird that needs to be Kevin I know I know the bird is often u

sed in the art and there was no bird but we have Kevin the bird the bird Kevin shout out to stitched Crow for doing these by the way and then odd Jacobson for the original character designs so much huge um I'm glad youall like tongo damn like that was that was in the moment like I did have an interview at some point where someone was like how many Frog Names did you have listed with jobs before you started and I was like Garland oh rmom that's it and the rest of you were like what are these nine

guys and I'm like well there um you love gunar though I loved gunthar gunthar was strong he was your ho grounded he was so my hoe but he didn't want to be my hoe no he had no interest be your hoe If he doesn't want to be he had no interest in me whatsoever I was always like hi gar he's like hello Dolores let's get in the car and bug's like can I sit in the front seat I'm like no guar he's too busy being you know bugs emotional support Centaur yeah um let's see here oh this is a cute one not tha

t Alex 7609 uh says what would your character do mostly jobwise if they were a normal human in the 21st century ooh modern day normal human a lawyer Delores is a lawyer Delo I think I think maybe season two delore no no no no I feel like season two Dolores is like a roie season one I don't know come back to me sorry Fernie would be a park ranger yes oh yeah of course love that knocking on two teens making out in a car got to Wild you got you got to go there's a 500 lb black bear that was Fu arou

nd here so uh you got any Doritos in your car yeah he's going to come he's going to show he's going to come you up funny maybe like maybe like a traveling nurse oh like doctors have ERS like okay wow that I love that I think mine's like I own a gift shop that's like everything must go sale is happening yeah for sure like I own a gift shop there's some witchy stuff there's some cute teacups but there's consistently a sign that says everything must you're one of the you're like one of those stores

that you see we like what a sweet Place how the buiness and she's barely hang on in the back and I've been to one of those stores and the everything must go sign is a permanent sign and you go these well it does like they have a business where they have to sell things you're like that's correct you walk up to them and you're like you for that this is a sign sign this like we're allowed to say whatever we want the sign is for sale and you go this is Everything Must Go LLC that's so funny you're

like yeah I'll just take this trinket I'm on to your game and she's like what uhhuh I think bug's in between stuff you know bug bug would have a podcast yeah bug has a podcast bug has a podcast being like okay no gu no gu No guest in the garage what what's bugging me and you're just like you know what okay so hypothetically say uh I was a goblin you just made bug b sh I've made bug fully an incel for the most for the most an inel say was a goblin uh pretty cool stuff um anyways bug's tolerable h

ere but put bug in La bad guy yeah several episodes all on the Barbie movie I feel like I know him's wrong with SC bug Shapiro bug Shapiro bug Shapiro is good I hate that wait I love bug and then suddenly a human bug is no here's what's wrong with a bug doesn't exist five yeah but fan art of bug let see hurt you feel like human bug auditioned for smos and didn't make it oh 100% wait wait human bug audition for smos and talked over a woman oh my god oh he did huh and Dolores tried to audition for

Smash and got arrested for being a fan all right y'all so we are running low on time one thing I do want to do is thank everybody so much for not only the support but the immense amount of fan art we received this fan art is truly uncredible so tomorrow October 5th on the smos games live stream we will be going through this fan art again we can't get to everything but we're pulling a lot of different highlights and we're going to be commenting on it showing it the love it deserves and being lik

e look we saw it we thank you some of it moves some of it mov it's animated it's not even they call them a talkie it's unbelievable one of them seriously you guys are killing thank you guys for watching and loving our little guys Tru little guys this is to this day one of the things I'm proudest of in my life and I wouldn't have wanted to do it with anyone else thank you to the crew thank you to the cast thank you to everybody who who has chipped in with different ideas and thoughts bouncing the

m back and forth um thank you again to stitch Crow thank you to a Jacobson for the character designs and more than anything thank you thank you love you guys and Merry Christmas hey I was going to say happy birthday that's crazy bye bye from the bottom of my heart and from everybody here at smos games thank you so much for your support on season 1 of Sword AF it has absolutely blown us away um we're so proud of what we were able to make together and we're really excited that you guys seem to lik

e it too uh via support on social media via all the fan art that yall made um so given that I'm extremely proud to announce that we've already been approved for sword AF season 2 we've got some incredible things planned your favorite characters are coming back we've got some additional things planned for you that I don't want to spoil yet and in the coming weeks we're going to have a round table discussion similar to how we had for board AF Legacy where we're going to be discussing character dev

elopment some of our favorite moments it's going to be a great time so thank you so much for everything uh we appreciate your support and we hope to earn that again in season 2 coming soon