don't chain yourselves up catchy heads because
i'm here i'm great charles and like a hot knife through butter i'm going to take you through the
next 30 minutes of sour face suffering and stomach curdling shenanigans this feast of fury has
spread itself worldwide and landed on your table let's jump on the milky way and chew the could
over this lot coming up we're losing our minds in the honeycomb maze showing a little love and
show of hands ordering new ribs in skipping stones so get yoursel
ves all in the lava and
slit with me into takeshi's castle looking fine as ever generally yeah that's why
you're the lady's favorite and he's briefing 100 eager i'm beavers them with a smile on their
faces but they won't be smiling for long as they face the trials of takeshi on the tortuous
and treacherous road to the final showdown and then they'll face the emerald guard and
honestly there for general lee but we're off always one for the ladies what is he doing there
we're in the honeycom
b maze just about some of us very gracious very honorable oh very fast very wet and very out there to make it more interesting of course
none of our contestants can swim he's been caught there though caught in a
pincer movement now trapped like a sandwich filling between two doors like a 60s rock
and roll festival which one is jim morrison oh it's not looking good the
black-handed black-hearted guards have blackened her name and her
reputation and sent her packing she waved us off now the g
enerals
waving here in the green knickers bridgette jones's diary or what she's made it
though surely you're there go through the door you're going the wrong way you're sitting all
back oh she deserves that she had victory with in her grasp so do the god swim a lifesaver
there from the guard if she chose field the door there what a silly old bat and
now laura ashley bites the drink you're not supposed to wipe
your hands on your trousers fat 69 always be my favorite
number not a bad tipple
as well thighs on him he's got to be
a rugby player or something look at him go every room in the house this lad oh the guards are scared of him i'm
scared of him he's through though oh yes he's trying to scare the guards but our gods will
not be intimidated oh he can't catch him though oh he's caught now though no he's sprung free it's
all going crazy getting a bit aggressive wrong door you're wally you were so close and
now you're just bobbing about in the soup my ridiculous replay was a
lways going to be this
high energy hero hightailing it through virtually every room in the maze he led the beasties of
merry dance and emerged victorious we'll see him along with another 88 handy
hopefuls the show of hands what is this game all about
that's right give us a wave basically quite difficult to comment on though unless you've
got a first-class honest degree in japanese from a high-ranking english university of course you live in japan oh look at that sliding across no these ques
tions can be
answered by your commentator today i'm just glad i'm doing the talk and
these guys are doing the walking dead up and down number five gets it right in the end
i'm sure he got a little bit of help from the emerald god that it was a painful
experience watching them struggle with that answer goes through for my ridiculous replay let's look at
lucky number seven through to victory there let's hope he's not so slippy
when he takes on skipping stones wrong stone right at the end and
out
again bangs a face against the bank he does his ribs in spare ribs please groin and gunnels both battered there the lad skips all the way through he's got to be
happy oh dear oh dear will he come back up to the surface yes there he is he took a bit of a smash
there he's a big lad he can take it he fell over before he got to the stones what ability i guess
what a sad act wow he gets his comeuppance though couldn't keep on his feet even on dry land
and then look at this oh that looks pai
nful i'm sure a lot of these contestants
end up with spots of blood oh dear maybe a spot of physiotherapy required after
that one oh he slips off as well they're taking a battering our contestants here stones are very
slippy good job sucker right into the bushes i think he saw a squirrel for my ridiculous
replay let's check out this naughty who ninny have done with a bit more pace in a
race so near so lame she won't be back in part two but we've got rice bowl downhill we've got karaoke luck
y people and we've got
fish food that's my old dad used to say all this welcome back to part two the rainbow warriors
are in full voice welcoming us to rice bowl downhill good game this gotta keep your
balance it's all about weight distribution the bowl is spinning oh you've got to stay in the
bowl she's done a marvelous job she goes through sailing along oh no he's cup sized you
see what i did he's gone he's at the game you have to stay in the bowl all
the way down and floating the drink
the ball was floating but he
got thrown clear of the wreckage must have been driving that cup with looks much more enjoyable going down that way though oh my god that's not fair surely that's not fair the poor lad they
didn't throw him down they just tipped him out he's at his noodles though my ridiculous replay it's gotta be this topsy
turvy tearing up who tips himself out the game you're supposed to stay in the bowl
you was it it's not cool grinning idiot downhill we won't be seeing him in
fish food here we go you're on the surfboard over the obstacles and
through the fish's mouth oh no no you're out there okay come on over the obstacle he won't be letting his kids
see this episode that's for sure this is the way you do it come on get up
again oh no no no he's gone the surfboard's moving very fast you need great reactions
for this and a nice green helmet of course what was it he's in hospital today with concussion look at the sewage this thing is floating in it oh no sliding
off sliding out how does anyone
get through this particular challenge yes oh dear he's taking the food with him couldn't get high enough come on spitting off my ridiculous replay has got to be this
speedy surfer who sets off flawlessly but his cockiness gets the bed of
him as he winds up in the drink let's see if our surviving 30 sing-song
suzy's fair any better in karaoke the japanese fluff freeman it does exactly what it sits on the tin he's just
falling over stage fright three little gei
shas two little geishas oh can
count who cares i'm a numerator you can spell that i just can't
tell you how many letters are in it japanese folk song this of course as well this is a song of course
about his wife who's left him for his younger brother and we can see why he's out the game i think she's gonna do a morrissey song
handkerchief coming out her back pocket i was looking for a job yes i found a job and heaven knows i'm not happy clappy now is this reggae i'm not sure boss seems mode
rately happy there she's through come on get on with the club's closing foreign when you come and say your job is to say what
you see and i see lots of rubbish come on get out 16 you wouldn't get into a club in
london looking like that i'll tell you you get kicked out by dancing like that as well oh he's not going to last long oh you
go mate you're not going through get all right all right i'm going to aggress with
him he's derived he's the guy in offering a drink eric number or something is
he doing a sing song or
a workout what's going on you can't go through for that [ __ ] holy but he has shut my mouth for my
ridiculous replay it's gotta be this time to look back in anger at the furious
flashback and remind ourselves how our defeated daredevils frantically fell flipped
and forced their way back on the bus home only five of our curious furious contestants
make it out the pipe for the final showdown by the very capable general
lee but the emerald guard if they were football
ers people
will say they were massive quality highly trained highly accurate and highly
dangerous the emerald guard making quick work of our contestants
penetrating the rings on their dinky dodgers only five do they stand a chance the
emerald guard over like a swarm of bees is that it oh no no winners this
time on takashi's castle general sorry come by this you
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