Taking power washing to dangerous extremes

All right, we're checking out the only game where you can yeet your food down your digestive tract at light speed. It's Eating Simulator. "I like broccoli." I'm not going to lie, this guy does not appear to be a fan of broccoli. Now, one of the things that I do want to know is if I fire this broccoli at light speed, will it lodge into his skull. The answer is-- Whoa. It didn't so much as lodge into his skull, it is in his spinal column now. This is a problem because I don't know if I can get the

other broccolis down his throat because this thing is here. This poor guy's like, "The broccoli's eating my skin." Yes, this is what it feels like. Okay? You've been eating broccoli your whole life without broccoli ever getting the opportunity to fight back. Oh boy, yes, we're going to squeeze that right down there. Perfect. If you notice, the people behind Eating Simulator are learning because you can no longer insert the broccoli up his rectum. You have to legitimately make him eat it now. Ca

n I just leave the broccoli say, here? Oh, level complete. "I like meat." What kind of meat? This looks like a turkey leg from Universal Studios. What is this? Oh, that's his tail. I thought this lion was weilding a spiked mace or something. Oh, you can also eat the plate. Now, you do want your fiber as well. Hold on, what kind of gravity is in this place? Oh boy, the meat is very flexible. The meat is also trying to escape. Can we kill the meat first before we give it to the lion? Here, lion. J

ust real quick. I'm sorry, brother. I just need to see if I can get you to eat a plate. I know that doesn't sound great, but it's for science, and science is the name of this game. Whoa. Oh my God, I have created some sort of Voltron chicken leg. That was weird. The plate completely just became a part of whatever this meat is. This is the kind of meat that you get when you buy chicken nuggets, but the off-brand chicken nuggets. Oh, well, all right. This plate is not playing nice. Oh, no, my chic

ken is now attached to the wall. Now it's just an ornament. There we go. Oh boy. I hate it when my chicken penetrates my lion. The lion's like, "Yes, Gray, I hate it too." Come on. There has to be a way to pull this out. Come on, baby. We can do it. Just got to-- There we go. See, where there's a will, there's a way. Now it's stuck to the wall again. Why is this so adhesive? Now the meat has gone into the bottom of the ocean. [laughs] Come on. The lion's like, "I'm literally starving, Gray. Just

please shove it down my throat." Oh, they did not give me a lot of room to work with. That's fine. Oh, yes, bone and all. There we go. Just squeeze-- Oh, the meat is folded in half. This is incredible. It's like eating gymnastics, I'll call it. That's effectively what's going on here. Come on, baby. There we are. Let me take it out real first. "I need the medicine." That's all right. We can grab-- Oh, you can grab the medicine vial. I want to give him the floppy medicine appropriately. I don't

just want to pick each pill up. I want to give him the entire bottle. Get in there. Come on. Oh, hold on. Hold on. No, no, no, no, don't you escape me. Come on, baby. There we go. They're more like jelly beans than medicine. How many medicines does this guy need? Okay, this is a lot harder than it looks. This is basically what taking medicine is like when you've been drinking for the last 12 hours straight. Yes, nothing like $3 vodka. When your vodka has the same ingredients as lighter fluid, th

at's when you know. Come on. I just want to kick a field go with one of these pills. Sounds terrible. I'm running out of pills, man. Come on. Just do it. Just go into his throat. No, don't go through the side of the bottle. What are you doing? It's like trying to feed a three-year-old gummy worms or something, God. Okay, it's fine. You know what? Hold on. Here we go. Now, what we're going to do here is, since I don't really know how much-- Oh, God, no. No. Since I don't know how much medicine wi

ll fix him, we're going to feed him all of the medicine. Here we go. Again, it could be, I don't know, Tylenol, but it could also be anti-radiation pills because he is green. He is turning a color, and I'm not sure that medicine can fix this, but I'm willing to give it a shot. As any good doctor will never tell you, if one pill doesn't fix it, all you need is a half dozen. There we are. We've got-- No, no, no, no, do not escape the wrath. Here, go down here. Just leave the entire level. I need y

ou no longer right now. Maybe this medicine reacts to water. You know what I mean? That's to kick-start it, so it's fine. We'll use his tears, and now we're going to shove the conga line of medicine down his stomach. There we go. Oh yes, this is working terribly. This isn't working at all. There we go. How come every single creature's digestive tract in this game is the New Jersey Turnpike? All of them are-- Oh, no, oh no, one of the pills is legitimately stuck inside of his stomach and I'm havi

ng a real tough time grabbing it. There we go. Why can't any of you just have a straight line in your digestive system? That would make this a lot easier on me. All right, so we got one pill. Hold on, hold on, you can't just have one. That's two pills. Hold on, three pills. I'm going to get-- Oh no. [chuckles] "I need eye." No, you don't. Oh, woah, my eyes are-- Who failed in crippling the eyes. The eyes still have all of their momentum. The eyes have no friction. I have frictionless eyes. I was

going to say he has both of his eyes. This is a lie. He does not need more eyes. I don't understand. Wait, does he need to eat the eyes? I thought I was installing them on his head. He needs to eat them. Oh my God, this is so much better. Okay, so what flavor are these eyes? They're like orange eyes, so I'm guessing they're citrus, maybe they have vitamin C. Vitamin E for eyeballs. You would never know this and I don't know why you would, but trying to get eyes down a person's throat is impress

ively hard. Right now, the FBI started watching my YouTube channel. Oh, there we go. His digestive tract is worse than the last guy's. Also, if you notice, we have four eyes, so we needed two people in order to feed this thing. Unless one guy only had one eye and another-- I mean, it could be up to four people I suppose unless someone maybe had four eyes themselves or three, then I don't know, maybe it was only one person. There we go. Yes, get all those eyes down the stomach wall cavity. Perfec

t. "Help my sweet grandma." Oh my God. [laughs] I never thought I would have to pull an entire person out of another creature. Grandma's like, "Gray, you need to take this seriously. I am grandma. I am [?] Oh, oh. [laughs] No. Grandma's fantastic do was caught into the spinal column of the big bad wolf. I love the face she puts on too. She's like, "How did I end up in this game? What did I do?" Oh, no, the cursed grandma. Aah, oh, God, she's dancing through the teeth. Look at her. She's doing a

shimmy shake through the teeth. Yay. Oh my God. Oh, no, what is this? Oh, it's his uvula. I think I just pulled it out of his mouth. Oh no. Here, I'll put it back in. There. Actually, here, just swallow it. Oh, it's stuck in the back of his-- Oh, no. I don't think I can get the delicious heart-crushing French fries-- Oh, nevermind, I can totally get the heart-crushing French fries through there. [laughs] Hold on, banana. You're not going anywhere. Do I have to peel it first? It looks like you ca

n peel the banana. Oh, you can totally peel the banana. Oh, yes. Now a lot of the vitamins of the banana-- Hold on now, don't go to Mars. The gravity in here is a little wild. Now, a lot of the vitamins in the banana are in the peel. There we go. Now, you can tell every once in a while the peel likes to act like a water moccasin and try and violently escape your stomach, but don't you worry, there's still plenty more peel where that came from. This peel is trying to suffocate this girl. She may

not be alive right now. I honestly can't tell. She may also just be like-- The anesthesiologist had to knock her out because she didn't want to be inside of this traumatic game. Oh, God, how am I supposed to-- Come on. Yes, give me the win. She's starving. Oh, yes, the Mona Lisa and her strict diet of apples and oranges, only vitamin C for this lady. It's very Floridian of you. Now, as with any normal mortal, I need to ask whether or not I can simply pierce the Mona Lisa with these delectable fr

uits. Ready? [grants] It counted. Okay, so now-- Oh, it actually makes the popcorn. We're in a new level of Eating Simulator where the simulator is simulating. Oh yes, look at that. She is balancing a hot popcorn right on her nose. That is skill. That is agility. Get out to the way. I want to see if I can pop a popcorn right into her mouth. Let's see. Here we go. Hold on. You got to be on this side. Oh, don't go too far now. Right here. Here we go, here we go. Boom. I like how this is less like

popcorn and more like putting actual bullets. Yes, see, like putting bullets on a stove top and then they just explode. Will you get out of here? Actually, I guess I have to do it. Hold on. [grunts] Oh no. This is bad. All right, hold on. Maybe I can-- [laughs] Oh no. Do the popcorns need to be popped? Can they just be-- because this is just a kernel. Does this count? Does just a raw kernel count. It does not. All right. It has to be real popcorn. That's okay. We can do this because luckily, met

al in this game is very volatile. Oh no. God, I'm just making this worse. I'm sorry, lady. I'm sorry you had to be a part of this game, and I'm sorry you had to have me playing it. Oh God. Okay. We can still fire a popcorn at light speed through her stomach. Ready? Go. Oh, it got stuck in her hair. Go. There we go. That's got to count. That counts, right. It's good. It's inside the stomach. It just had to get there by violating the laws of physics, but it should count. You want me to get another

one in there? Look, don't ask, this girl's been through a lot. Let me take this out of here because this just gets in the way. There. Oh yes. This looks good. Okay. The popcorn's popping. Beautiful. Yes. Look at the flame. Look at the flame pop the popcorns. Boom. Right there. Then, we'll go ahead and grab one nice and smooth and then we'll dance it on her on her forehead. There we go. That should count. Yay. "My teeth are strong." Oh, it's a nutcracker. Okay. All right, so he's going to crack

the nuts. Oh yes. Oh, look at him crack the nuts. The nuts are-- Where's the nut part? Isn't there supposed to be a-- All right. I guess you could just eat the shell too. That's fine. "I like watermelon." Oh, you're going to have me cut something with a knife. Poorly drawn knife. Wait, do I need to cut the watermelon or can I just shove-- [grunts] [laughs] Can I just shove the entirety of the watermelon. [laughs] Oh God. Okay. It's fine. You can see the fear in his eyes. All right, so what we're

going to do, I need to perform some surgery here. The dude's like, "Gray, don't do it." Listen, if I don't cut the watermelon, you're going to suffocate. He's like, "Just let me suffocate." No, I'm going to save your life. Here we go. Oh no. Oh God. Oh no. [laughs] The knife is kicking the watermelon out of his body. No. We're finishing this. This level-- Oh my God. The watermelon has stuck into the side of the porcelain like a ninja star. All right. I just need one piece of-- All right. You kn

ow what? Not that watermelon. We're going to use this watermelon. I just need one piece of watermelon potentially to go down this guy's throat. First, I'm going to use it like a facial cleanser. Okay. Watermelon is fantastic for your skin. You might not know that. Now we're going to go ahead and we're going to violently pull it down. Come on, baby. No. Actually, no, this is good. This is good. See, we're removing a lot of the blockages from his throat. Now, fortunately, his throat is like six fe

et wide, so it's really hard for him to choke, and-- Oh God, just come on, work with me, watermelon. Just this one time. The other issue is that the knife is still stuck inside of his sternum. Now, luckily, this is a natural evolution of humankind. You can see because obviously, it's not harming him in anyway. Oh boy. Oh, this is what happens when the watermelon starts listening to EDM music. All right. You know what? We're just going to leave that there. Can I get the watermelon underneath the

toilet? I have done such a thing in the past and it did kind of work. The answer is no. Maybe I can stick this watermelon inside of his chest just like the knife and get it down there that way. No. That didn't work either. Well, we've got a real issue here. Don't ask me how I managed to turn this level into this horror. Why did this watermelon just-- It just attached itself from the wall and it's trying to kill this guy. It is like a-- Oh my God. What is happening? It's like a watermelon Facehug

ger from Alien. Just go down his throat, please. [chuckles] Oh, it's right there. Yes. Yes. I was not about to-- [gasps] [laughs] Oh my God. Oh, no. Okay. [laughs] I was not about to reset that level. I was going to make that work no matter what. Tell me this goes up the tail butt. Oh, you can't even grab these. You have to do it this way. All right. What we're going to do-- [chuckles] Oh, wow. Why does the water defy gravity? That doesn't make any sense. All right. Now, before we perform surger

y-- [fart sound] Oh, it's working. They're coming out on their own. Before we perform surgery, you need to clean the surface. Okay. Right there. Sterilization if you will. I love this. I love this sentence, "Out the spike." You got it. [laughs] Now, what you do is you throw water violently up there until you out the spike. Oh, hold on. Well, now, the spikes are just caught kind of in the middle. As a matter of fact, all I'm really doing is making life much worse for this guy. This is harder than

it looks to out the spike. Okay. There's only one spike left, but the problem is I have completely filled his mouth with water. Now the spike is just Tilt-A-Whirling inside of his esophagus and now it is rolling back down his stomach. Oh, it is-- Hold on. I need to do something. I need to do something. I know that I was about to do that the right way, but I need-- Listen, all right, this is for science. Can I also bring this around this way? Oh, it's not long enough. Well, I say it's not. I pos

sibly could rip this thing around. Hold on. [grunts] Come on, baby. Yes, drink it. Yes. Oh, hold on. This is working. 100% this is working right now. See this? Now, I had to insert it through his skull in order to make this work, but it totally worked. That means we have a winner. Well, I performed surgery and now I have to go take care of a bunch of lawsuits. Anyway, folks, hope you enjoyed this episode of Eating Simulator. Until next time, stay foxy, and much love.