Tamizh Padam Full Comedy Scenes |Shiva Comedy Scenes| Sathish | MS Bhaskar | Manobala

This is not visiting hours! Deva! Why have you come here! Bantulu! First take care of them! Afterwards talk to me Devaraj has come Get up! Your plight is because of me! Forgive me Ramana! 'Forgive' I hate to hear this word! This is not our Ramana! He is some other guy! Come out with that, man! Doctor! Will Ramana survive? That...! Will he survive or not? - Can't tell that! - What is between us? - Come on tell me sir! - Not possible! I can't tell that! - How did it happen? - Fight! - Where? - In

the market! - Why? - Pay out! How many of them? Ok! Carry on! - How many of them? - One guy! - Who is he? Who? - Shiva Want to see him! What is it? - Bill! - I don't want! "Frittering away time in sleep guys ruined the nation and themselves" "Some others remained idle, day and night and fussed about ill luck" Come on guys! Why are you so late? Can't you come straight from college? Sorry buddy! Practicals was extended for 2 hours - That delayed us - Ok come on play! Before you start the game... D

o you know whose men you have attacked? - I don't know! - They are Devaraj's men Why did you hit his men? I hit them for justice I hit them for equity! Forget it! One round of booze will makes it alright Do you have any sense? I am talking about a serious issue You are interested in free booze supply Leave that! Play! Among the two which should I strike? That crow always hits when you talk! Why do you talk like that? - Buddy! I didn't mean that way...! - Enough - Shut and play - How can one play

after shutting! He will never mend his ways Did you see him? Since we started loving today is the 50th day I wanted you to be with me alone on this 50th day Is it wrong? Look! You are bunking college Both of us are going to Mayajal What? Do you have exams? Look! To win over love you may have to lose some exams Buddy! Can I order snacks and tea on your account? Do it man! Do you want? Ok, 3 tea and 2 snacks I have told you many times not to order tea... ...on my account when I am talking with my

girl friend! You get us tea only when we ask then She is asking me how will I take care of her... ...if I am a spendthrift like this for you guys Don't worry buddy! Both of us will share and take care of her Don't you have common sense? He is a like a sister to you! Why do you fight over a girl! come on let us play Let us start the game Keep the snack down! Devraj's men! Devaraj wants to meet you Get in to the car... - If I refuse... - The vehicle will run over you - Buddy! - Come let us go! Wh

y do you blindfold me? You shouldn't know the place where we are going? Start the vehicle! Biriyani smell! Periamet Hindi songs? Sowcarpet Where are they going? Can't make out! Turn right man at Spencers' Driver! Take right turn near Albert theatre and go straight Don't go that side It is an one way Traffic will be high there! - Go through Maternity hospital - Do as he suggests! - Are you Shiva? - Are you Devaraj? No one has dared to address me by name so far No one has dared to talk to me so st

upidly so far - What is the matter? - Why do you hit my men? They did wrongs I bashed them If you do that I will bash you also Do you know to whom you are talking? I would bury you in the place you stand! Even if you bury I would arise! Even if you burn I would arise That is Shiva Shiva! You may not know about me I took to daggers at the age of eight At the age of three I made the whole village awake by my wails Don't try to match me Go man! There can't be two swords in one sheath I am supreme h

ere! A quarter bottle of liquor can still be halved I can also quote such goofy examples You follow your path I will follow mine Why? Because you stay in Mylapore I stay in T Nagar I warn you, go man Else you may go up! You are a novice to this profession! A kid! What did you say? Are you going to send me up? In just seven seconds I would send you up! Baffled? Look there! Your men would be frightened seeing you But I get scared seeing my man Look there dear! I say things without talking! I scoop

without a dip I kill without a pinch! And I am Kuppuswamy! Ramaswamy said there is no God Kuppuswamy says there is no Love Spare me man! Come on guys! Enamoured by my smoking style many dames are after me Buddy! Did you see Obama pissing in white house? It was shown on BBC! Are you see? Yes Sidharth! I also saw him... on TV (audio muted) Are you making fun? Haven't you heard what I said? See how I prove now! Divya is coming! Just check whom she is looking at when she crosses us Did you notice w

hom she glanced? - That is not important - Jealous guys! Sidh! Where are you going buddy? My girl is coming there! See how I lure her with the cycle? What are you up to? Come on man! You said you would hook her! But you got a dip! I can understand them laughing! How can you laugh without any shame? For a small slip you guys mock me Do you know where he was humbled yesterday? Buddy! That...! What is the special occasion in your house today? No special occasion in our house Come on you tell about

him - I would...! - Buddy! Don't tell...! Nothing doing! A flashback is a must What happened yesterday was... Not bad! Looks nice! - Come darling! - Mom! Come fast! TV serial would have started by now - Shall we go? - Was it an aunty? He is aunty hero!! - But she looked very... - Don't talk about looks You don't know anything about love psychology Look! We see nearly thousand dames daily Nearly ten thousands look at us Can we love every one we look at... A girl assigned for you would come First

time when you meet her... a bell would ring... - That is right! - I didn't mean that! When you see her for the first time bells would ring A small light would glow! I meant that - Is it true Bharath? - It is true! Buddy! Your dad is coming! - You would never prosper! - Dad! Along with these rowdies you sit on this parapet wall all the time You will be doomed for sure! During student days you smoke and drink... ...you would become a bright student! You puff out sitting here Mind you, It is not ci

garette It is your dad's blood! No dad understands youngsters! Leave it buddy! Don't feel too much! I will bash you I asked you to prepare the kite flying thread man Why do you talk in English? Buddy! Your granny is coming! Granny! I have told him not to go with these good for nothing guys - He doesn't heed! - What happened granny? Why have you brought all of them? You tell your problems to him! The tap in our street is broken There is no water supply for one week We have petitioned to Collector

and Governor They have not taken any action so far! We believe you would do something! We can at least manage without drinking water But how long can we use newspapers for...? Granny! I understand their problems But why do they tell this to me? Henceforth it will be like that! - Not that Nakul - Henceforth it will be like that Don't worry sir! I would resolve your problems - You may go care free! - Many thanks brother! From now on we can use newspaper only for reading - Who is this area's MLA?

- Ekambaram! Greet you sir! You should set right this broken tap please! They are hapless poor people They can't afford to get mineral water daily for bathing and drinking They are dependent on that only tap water Kindly complete this project sir! Sir! I understand your situation But...! I have not fallen at anybody's feet You must help us out please What is the value of your project? - 60 Rupees! - You are right 10 % of that is Rs 6 Donate that for Development fund - I would finish the task! -

6 Rupees? Why are you taken aback? When we canvassed during elections... ...you took money utensils, mobile phones... ...and then voted for us We have to recover it this way! Oh gosh! Should we pay bribe for doing good? That is why I said this is not possible Don't be annoyed sir! Shiva! There is no other go Give him - Sir! I have only 3 Rupees! - 3 Rupees? Nothing less than Rupees 6! Take this 3 Rupees! For 50 paise accept this chocolate - Balance? - Balance! Sir! For the balance take my vehicl

e parked outside! Bye sir! Buddy! This is your favourite vehicle Don't you have sense? I told you we have to go to pub tonight Trisha would be waiting there! You want to do your personal work... ...and tell me stories Keep the money ready Else I don't know what I will do Every night you make merry at pub and discotheque For questioning you you hit your hubby! What? - What will happen to our culture? - Culture? If I smash, your face would bleed! No! don't do it Leave her! Listen to me! Leave her!

First time when you see her you will hear a bell ringing A bright bulb would glow! Tell me! Nothing of that sort! Lift that violet banian guy! Go man! Who are you guys? Leave me! Who are you guys? Buddy! Please save me! Please buddy! See there! She cuts the cake with a sickle! Bless me! - God bless you! - Look she has hugged her! - Thank you! - Come! - Why so many gifts? - Forget these gifts! We have brought you a special gift! See this! - Bring our gift! - Come man Why do you make a fuss? He i

s a fresh guy! Not used We have brought him specially for you - Come on enjoy madam! - Why do I need this at this age? Ok it is your wish you may feel bad if I decline Lock him up in room I will get ready and come Take it! I have never seen you guys! Yet since you are asking about Priya in Church premises I believe you would be true to yourself We can't explain certain things in life Priya is an enigma like that When she was 3 years old she had a severe fever She was moved to hospital hurriedly

They went to a male doctor! Despite her wails... ...the doctor was adamant in administering an injection That moment an hatred on males sparked in her mind Though she hated males She was normal in other things She was mediocre in studies She would bunk all classes But during exams she would stealthily copy from bits and get through She liked S.J.Surya and T.Rajendar's films She would even buy undercover tickets and go for first day first show Above all Bharatanatyam (Indian dance) is her passion

She learned it from the age of 6 She is still learning it A maiden programme before her death... ...is her dream, goal and what not - That means she will never die - You proceed madam! When she starts to hate a thing it is difficult to change her mindset She believes gents are not dependable in general I don't know how you are going to change her! You are going to witness that - What do you like most? - I like biriyani Then wish me also 'All the best' - What for? - Tell me, I would tell you Is

it a fun for him? Is it easy to learn Bharatanatyam in just one night What a man! In one night I... See! If the crow comes at this odd hour... ...he had thought about something crude... Just confine to eating man! You are relishing the food Then why do you keep a long face? Now what? You want to learn Bharatham Is that your problem! I have a solution Come Come with me I will tell you Enough, you had enough... Put it down! Pay the bill and come! A small request Will you teach me how to prepare ta

sty Biriyani? If I teach you you would become my competitor I would thrash your face Go...! He appears like a swollen bonda! He is talking about thrashing my face Is there no one else to teach me that? - Will you go or not? - Go man! I have a thing with me! I will play it You can learn about Bharatanatyam extensively You are my friend! Thanks How is it? Come on watch it "At the twilight time Comes a melody" "It is a crave Will it not satiate the thirst" You guys don't understand how serious I am

I know how to learn Bharatam All of you may go now Ok! It is about his girl! It is his emotion! What do we lose? Come let us go to bed Thank God! These guys have gone to sleep! I should take out my thing now How to learn Bharatham in one night? Learn to prepare biriyani in one night 10kg of basmati rice Buddy! I will stay here! In case of any trouble give me a call! Do you remember my instructions? Exactly! That is it 1...2...tun tun That is important Ok! This is not a story But an epic This gu

y... I don't go after girls like a bully I don't know if you are rich or poor! I don't bother whether you travel in car or bus? I know only you! Bharatham may be important to you But for me the important thing is you In every blood cell of mine your image is deeply imprinted That has come through my feet as your image Look at his! Who is this man? Oh no! What is this? Ears are little out of shape Eyes are ok! Nose is amazing I have to manage somehow... You are learning Bharatham from the age of

6 I learnt it in one night and if I perform to this level... ...it is because of my love my love for you What does she know about Bharatham? Did I come for her sake? I will go to village and find out my parents - See you, grandma! - Come back victorious! I am ready! Let us go Normally in villages a girl... ...would be waiting for the guy to return from military To lure the girl I am in this attire 'CINEMAPATTI' Who is he? Take care of Annalakshmi Ask Nallamanayakar to write to me Buddy! Looks li

ke he is the local ruffian! Don't say Ruffian It will become an issue! Say Virumandi! He is a nice guy Whatever he does people create an issue out of it Poor guy! Is it not? How to go to the village You go straight You will see an over bridge Turn to the first left after the bridge... ...you will find a shopping complex Then take a right turn, you will see a big IT park The village you asked is near that, go I think he is mocking at us! So you know that There is only one gravel road Go guys! You

talked about some Sonia in train, who is she? I saw her in Orkut and got in touch through facebook Bombay sensex has taken a nose dive Don't mistake me First time I am coming to my village Please don't talk about sex I feel very uncomfortable 'CINEMAPATTI WELCOMES YOU ALL' Looking at the condition of the board... ...I think people of this village might be raddled Why do you remove the shoe? I am going to step into my mother land for the first time Step in with the right foot What happened? Firs

t time I am stepping in... ...a vibe, a gooseflesh and an emotion inside... ...I get nothing of these Did you step over a live wire? You stepped over a soil How will you get a vibe or gooseflesh? Come on, let us go Buddy! Look there Can you recogonise him? Will I not know him? He is like this ever since Solaiamma expired Pull it man! - Stop there! - Who is it? - You...! - Who is it? Stay there! If you move a step I would behead you This Kali would not spare evil forces like you Evil forces?! Kal

i you have mistaken us I am a good guy He is...good to some extent Please allow us to enter the village - I would not allow you to enter my limits - Buddy...! - Kali talks like captain - Stay quiet! - It is a unnecessary work for us - Brother...! Are you new to this place? - What are you doing here? - Kali is...! Why are you scared for this? - Thank god! - It is only a cinema set It was done for Ramanaryanan's film last month They left it as such Sometimes it would get switched on automatically

Look at this...! Fine...! Who are you guys? Why have you come here? - It is a big flashback - Tell me That is...! This is what happened! What is this man? You never said anything! But you say this is what happened It is a big flash back sir! It will be quite boring! - Please understand me! - I understood! So you have come looking for your parents to Cinemapatti I am here for the last 5 years I have never seen this man Tomorrow we will go to the village and find out Stay here for night and take r

est Morning 3 of us will go together Ok, sir...! During my train journey... ...I had lot of dreams about this village Green paddy fields women singing in chorus while planting seedlings ...a landlord watching it holding an umbrella But it is a different picture here What happened to this place...? People talk about families reduced to bankruptcy Similarly this is a village reduced to bankruptcy Once upon a time Bharathiraja, Kasturi Raja... ...Mahendran, and Bhagyaraj used to shoot films here Th

e entire village used to hustle with activities Times have changed! Nowadays no one comes here Those left out have also moved to city This entire village is about to be ruined Has everyone vacated? Is there no aunty and her daughter waiting for the military guy? When there is no aunty Why do you talk about her daughter? Is there no one in this village? One or two guys are there! Tomorrow we are going to the village You will find it out for yourself Look...! Don't get confused! Have a sound sleep

! You may go to sleep! I have semester exam next week Let me study I don't get sleep Why don't you sing a song? Am I Vellachamy to sing at midnight 12 'o' clock? Vellachamy? Who is he? Vellachamy is... Make the baby sleep quickly It is nearing 12 'o' clock Vellachamy would start singing Dear! Come inside! Wait! Let Vellachamy start singing! "- Yesterday night! - Gosh!" "- I lost sleep! - Gosh!" "Come on Anarkali Beautiful green parrot!" "Gosh it is a...!" Do you understand who is Vellachamy now?

You have said about Vellachamy! This guy is a peculiar guy! Try to be on guard! Keep quiet man! I am a college student It is all very common! Who is he? Is he Blue Corss owner? Cinemapatti Cow union President Shenbagam Treasurer Kalai - What is all this? - He is a Cow buff Long ago he was a big shot in this place When he sings, cows would shed milk ...from its teat like a stream Will he milk a cow by singing? Then he must be a terrible guy He could have worn pants!! There is a person...come! He

might go, let us go there! Yes, come...! Grandpa! Grandpa! He is my dad Mokkai Can you direct me to his house? Complexion does not match at all - Is he your dad really? - Grandpa! Forget it! Let us not go in to it in detail Go eastwards there is a hut! Mokkai was staying there! Disgusting fellow! He owes me Rs 500! He ran away from village without paying me - Will you give me that amount? - As you said I think he is not my dad Bye! Let us go guys! Dad and son are alike! Look there! Buddy! Let u

s search if your dad has left anything for you? - Buddy! Look at this - What is it? P.R.S.Spurge milk! Pure and hygienic Don't think about past and get emotional Give that to me! Come let us go The village head is still here Come let us ask him! - Is this village head's house? - How did you find it out? The vessel indicates that! Is it village head's vessel? Why has he kept it out in public view? Are you imperious that crows won't come to village? - You always find fault with me! - Come let us g

o in I excommunicate you from village! - Pasupathy! Drive them away! - Yes we can go Village head! Village head! It is justice! It is integrity! Equity! Who are you all? They have come from Chennai We came to inquire about his dad with Village head What is this? Come here Come this side! My God! He has gone to sleep! Pasupathy! Start the vehicle Start the vehicle You can't inquire anything to him now! Even if you inquire he is not in a position to answer you - Is he on tipsy? - Don't you know ab

out it? He has gone mad! You are seeing it for yourself He imagines he is presiding over arbitration... ...and talks to himself Until few years ago he was having a great time He would spit out betel juice and pronounce judgment merrily Don't know what is the jinx! This village gradually got emptied! Remaining few people were also excommunicated from village They left the village and settled elsewhere Like the adage a dancer and a singer can never stay away from practicing art... ...he could not

stay away from pronouncing judgments He imagines an arbitration session is on... ...and keeps on pronouncing judgments This is his current position No matter if they are brothers! Justice is same for everyone We can't get any information from him Come let us find someone else - Bye - Bye