Taskmaster Australia Series 1, Episode 5 - 'Are you okay?' | Full Episode

[Music] [Applause] [Music] this is the best day of my [Music] life yes hello welcome to Taskmaster Australia my name is Tom gleon And as far as you are concerned for the duration of this show I am the Taskmaster this is the show where I take five beloved comedy personalities and make them dance for me like they've never danced before the prize at the end of the season why it's as good as it gets it's this shiny replica of my head forged by melting down every single gold loie except mine vying fo

r this most elusive of prizes are our brave contestants please clap as I say their names Daniel Walker Jimmy Rees Julian Morris Luke McGregor and NRI armor and by my side as always is a man who does need an introduction easily one of the top two Tom's in my inner circle it's my honest assistant Tom Cashman get let's have a the ti task he I think that's a good idea tonight our contestants have been asked to bring in what they consider to be the most pretentious thing the person who brings the thi

ng that the main Tom finds most pretentious will take home Five Points and the winner of tonight's episode will take home all five pretentious items okay shouldn't be too tricky for this highbrow group of coastal Elites uh let's start with Nina what have you brought in I brought in a gay toilet door so this actually does have a story which is my former housemate Ian is a subversive queer artist and this is part of one of his installations it's actually one of the original toilet doors from one o

f the first um gay nightclubs in King's cross so it's part of queer Australian history actually Round of Applause for this great J that explanation was very pretentious and even the wanting a round of applause at the end for your own validation extremely on the nose that was uh Luke what do you got uh I also brought in a gayor no um I uh spent um four grand to get someone in England to build a replica proton pack from the first Ghostbusters movie but because I know the person gets the prizes at

the end I I didn't bring it I just brought a backpack that looks like it why is this pretentious I don't quite understand why to be fair I didn't look up the definition of pretentious I just wanted to claim the backpack on tax so being sensible with your finances I don't think that's pretentious that's that's that's meat and two veg that's an everyday Australian thing to do and the and the protonex gate so all right uh I brought in my HSC results so obviously if you're pretentious I'm guessing y

ou're showing off that you did really well actually I got 198 out of 500 oh but how the pretention comes in Tom is that I use that within my complex personality type of inverted snob and brag about how low I did in the HSC cuz I feel like I did heaps better than everyone else in life due to your really poor score in the HSC I feel like maybe knowing the meanings of words isn't your specialty cuz I think you've just described bragging I can't get past how poorly you did do you know what I I got r

eally confused and booked my schoolies week before the exams yeah and see now you now you're down with the people again you're not you're supposed to be you're supposed to be above everyone location I'm always going to return there all right uh Jimmy well I've bought in my collection of vinyl records yeah yeah yeah but this is sounding good I do not own a record player for the look look look how cool they look on my shelf they look stunning it's making me kind of hate you so so good job thanks D

anielle what do you have for us I've brought in a prayer candle of myself oh so you you got that made obviously uh no I would never trust anybody to make any art over myself oh hang on is this you and the craft again listen when you've got a sticker printer at home you take advantage of it all right well the Ghostbusters proton p is not pretentious Ghostbusters is a very popular mainstream film spending a lot of money on it isn't pretentious it's stupid so uh the HSC certificate again it means y

ou're down with the people CU you didn't do well and you being you're ultimately you're being self-deprecating which is the opposite of pretentious two points to Julia Danielle the prayer candle again I don't actually think it's at pretentious three points to you uh your door piece it's ultimately just a toilet door but you talked about it with such passion and detail that it was really getting on my tits so four points to you but the most pretentious records just because they look good and you

don't even listen listen to them Jimmy with five shall we get into our first proper task of the night okay like everyone up here on stage right now this one is a [Music] snack Tom ah Tom no Tom no Tom okay oh God it's freshly popped protect the popcorn with an impenetrable fort in 10 minutes Tom will try to eat the popcorn you may not move the popcorn you may not personally attack Tom the longest uneaten popcorn wins Tom you know how I love not reading the last line your time starts now so our c

ontestants need to stop me from eating the popcorn without physically attacking me all right a key detail here are our first two Colonel withholders it's Danielle and Jimmy so I just cuz he can't eat it if it's in the toilet can I just put it in the toilet oh I've already moved the popcorn no you may not move the no okay impenetrable F let's just put random things on the table as well so they can Goen for okay there's one yeah that'll do how many minutes until Tom comes I'm just going to get any

thing just stuff is going to be in the way what are you doing I'm going to C you if you trying and get the po it's got to stuff get out of the way wish I knew how long everybody else kept you away from gosh Dam it don't fall over they are [Music] slippery okay oh no okay I'll I don't want to hurt you okay he's here I feel like some popcorn I'm not allowed to attack you no [Music] no is this task going to just be you eating popcorn with relative ease potentially I'm worried about it um Jimmy what

made you think placing a bookshelf about 1 meter away from the popcorn would make any difference whatsoever well I ran out of bookshelves to be honest I thought I had one there had one there then I ran out really fast in hindsight what I should have done is just guessed where he was going to walk in from and put the bookshelves there there's more than one doorway though isn't there would have you still had enough bookshelves to cover every doorway well and the windows the Skylight as well I thi

nk oh yeah there you go you should have put the bookshelf up on the Skylight it would have made just as much sense as your poor effort Danielle mhm I feel like you weren't supposed to attack l Tom but I think you did she pinned me to a chair yeah I didn't attack him if you're going to relocate an animal for its own safety if I had a Tran up boom you would have attacked him with the Tran Dart no I would have for his own safety popped him down she had me for 2 minutes and 38 seconds up against the

yeah you did also you move the popcorn right at the beginning Danielle yeah but just because I was flustered did it say in the task that if you were flustered its F absolutely nothing about in fact you could say that there are two rules here and you broke both of them I'll have to take that into consideration how quickly did you get to Jimmy's popcorn 13 seconds to say all right have you got anyone else for me I sure do here's me versus is Nina oyama protect the popcorn it doesn't say like incl

uding the buckets okay little handfuls this is going to be smart for reasons to be seen later you know what I could do is I could hide it I mean no one's stopping me you know that's the problem oh my God I'm so excited for Tom to eat this popcorn that's in this suitcase hi hey how's it going good would you like a little snack while you look for the popcorn interesting wa oh sorry excuse me that was um don't eat that one it was on the floor that's not popcorn that's a piece of Nutri game thanks n

what lesser Tom can you just read the task again just so we can take it in one more time protect the popcorn with an impenetrable for in 10 minutes Tom will try to eat the popcorn you may not move the popcorn what so hang on what was that tiny detail that you could easily miss you may not move the popcorn okay and you may not personally attack Tom okay what the am I going to do with you now when the task gets read out to you and you read the task what's actually going on inside your head anythi

ng at all um there's actually a lot of stuff go it's mostly me being like so even if we accepted all of that uh how long did Nina take she still took longer than Jimmy 14 seconds who's left I was fond of both of them before we filmed this it's Julia and Luke [Applause] [Music] here you go Tom you want to eat the popcorn mja mja babes that is pretty revolting oh these are beautiful eggs some days I'm just so pleased with myself Tom morning T oh I'm not going to scratch my bum and then put my fing

er in there that's too far I can feel it's too far hey bud H how are you I don't really feel like some popcorn oh but wait before you do ex Sor right let me get up for a second and a little bit in the top so now I feel like there's a feal in there hi Tom hi Julia before you eat the popcorn before you eat the popcorn is my butt wet mhm that's right could it be because I went into the toilet filled that bottle up with toilet water and then poured it on that popcorn so help yourself if you want one

but that's toilet water on the popcorn M I like some popcorn you know what Tom I I just touched my bum and then I stirred it all right and I think legally I have I have to tell you I've spat in there okay there eggs in there there is literally not a whisper of popcorn you can get to it's an impenetrable for sir but you are welcome to a little snacky if you feel like it but it just depends on how long you want to be on the toilet today I think I'm I'm good you're okay could be poisonous too you

can get a lot of diseases from toilets it really smells like like urine and feces can I get you a biscuit or something that' be great thank you you want to get your biscuit yeah thanks but I've got poo poo hands okay don't worry about it thank so Luke you seem pretty proud of yourself for someone who just put their hand in a toilet well I it wasn't actually toilet water it was sink water but I told Tom it was toilet water and then once he said I did the task I revealed that it wasn't toilet wate

r okay but I also had my bum on it for quite a while and do you just sort of naturally have a bit of a stress sweat coming from that area anyway no no I have a very diligent hygiene routine but um yeah but I'm saying when you get stressed out out you can't control your perspiration and you might just get a bit damp on the back part of your trousers can we edit this bit out or now I feel like I understand Luke you being disgusting but Julie I feel like this was a bit beneath your standards here's

the thing uh nothing is beneath my standards was he even remotely tempted to find a little bit he could eat no it was just was revolting I didn't I didn't touch the actual I am know but it there wouldn't have been a feal count as such but you did spit in it though I did spit Tom you didn't eat any of the popcorn from either of Julia or Luke no no so that means that Julia and Luke don't have a time you could argue therefore play tie Danielle's an easy disqualification cuz what that well you atta

cked him and you moved the popcorn Nina I mean mate you're gone that's so I think you're both out and that leaves Jimmy in second place behind the two tires I build a for I build a for but it was a really hopeless attempt so I think it's five for Luke and Julia and two for Jimmy that means that tied in the lead is Jimmy and Julia with seven points all right what do you reckon ler Tom do you have any more of those tars lying around I do open [Music] sesame [Music] hello okay hi babes hi Julia hi

Jimmy hang on hi Danielle oh oh hello mate hi hi Tom that's that's my emotional state is this some sort of way to set up some romance between us no reading the task pick up all 26 flowers and deliver them to Tom's v v v you may only advance to collect the next flower when you correctly guess that flowers password you must deliver all 26 flowers to Tom's vase or you will be disqualified fewest total attempts to guess a password wins fewest to okay so when does My Time start there's no time aspect

of this task that's very dangerous okay quite a convoluted way to get roses into a vas oh not really they just have to guess 26 acceptable passwords fewest guesses wins simple all right hit me I wouldn't dare it's Nina and Julia number one is the password password I will accept that password please proceed to the next flower Sunshine happy is a cool dude roses in my pockets I don't know why this is going so well bouet V 10 no oh well don't turn you back on the network Tom existential crisis Ech

o I will accept that password are there rules wait is the password are there rules no no Christmas Santa Jesus I will accept that password have you accepted Jesus Tom why would you how did I even get here look how far you've come oh my God oh my God there's 26 letters in the alphabet Oh my God it's alphabetical order okay password vegan no but but run skip tie whistle me that was not an instruction it was a just a sense of frustration why you have 26 it wasn't all the letters of the alphabet Col

a wle gown mini zipper I will accept that password uh just got it what about xylophone no oh that's throws that theory out the window spiky Sandy boom Loom I will accept that password what but first a victory left as is tradition succulent skin hang strength I think it is alphabet related but the problem is I don't remember which letters have been said or not I don't think we've had Q so I'm going to say is next password question I will accept that password Victory appar dog far out girl I'm not

just going to goess through the alphabet that's going to bore us both next password is XY Z I will accept that password quirky I will accept that password please proceed to to the final vase there you go baby boy any [Applause] bye in case it wasn't painfully obvious we needed 26 different acceptable password starting with a different letter of the alphabet once you'd used uh a word that started with one letter of the alphabet you couldn't say another password that started with that same letter

and the order didn't matter right so Julia Nina at the beginning you both thought you were doing really well I was so Furious by the end did you end up working out what was going on you did Nina did you Julia by the end and I thir saw 26 I'm like well that's alphabet when I realized they weren't in order it did not even vaguely occur to me that it was still alphabet just not in that order so I'd already thrown that theory out that rhyme nor Reason by that point okay the time it takes so doesn't

matter it's relevant it's how many guesses it's number of guesses Nina made 159 guesses uh Julia you you guessed the c word four different times Julia made 342 interestingly enough after deciding it would be too boring to go through the alphabet Julia made 87 more guesses who's up their passwords are strong and their muscles are medium it's Jimmy and Luke hey Tom what's the password is that a guess yeah I will accept that password yes is the password Rose Terminator 2 Blink 182 dolphin politics

The Matrix Reloaded no uh The Matrix Resurrection no okay the first Matrix the original Matrix no okay the Matrix the video game uh The Path of Neo no frogs I will accept that password okay is this the Matrix roses are red violets are blue how old are you flower now there a pattern and I can't remember what I've done Xbox series X God of War 3 elephant is it the the Matrix my name is Jimmy this flower is red toys well what I was doing was just rambling on about the things that I've thought I've

done and then I've gotten here and I'm stuck because I don't realize what the pattern is still but it's probably glaringly obvious for everyone who's playing along at home sunburn sunscreen bananas The Matrix task Masters are stupid can I please just figure it out in my brain what's the password Tom do you even want these flowers pict you the password in your mind okay is that the password tell me I'm wrong you have to you I've got you trapped I mean yeah but yes it on here we go what's okay 25

here we go get comfortable Tom that is my guess I will accept that password God damn it please proceed to the next flower is the password my mom no did my mom have anything to do with coming up with the password not that I know of don't you lie to me this is exactly the sort of thing mom would do starts with C no word beginning with d no a word with E I will accept that [Music] password is the password who no who's no Q R S T U V W no X I'll accept that password and if we do rock Pap scissors a

nd I win will you give me the password okay 1 2 3 what's the password please an example of a correct password is the word zebra password is zebra zebra a cool I will accept that password please proceed to the vas that's see see buddy see you L Luke if people wanted to hack into your social media I reckon if they just tried out various variations on The Matrix movies they might get straight in there if they added 69 they'd be straight through how many did he do Luke made 289 guesses 17 of which r

elated to The Matrix okay I must say after seeing you Jimmy on children's TV looking so positive and happy it was quite satisfying to watch you lose your yeah by the end I was very frustrated because I had actually figured it out and then thought I was the biggest dumbass for 75,000 guesses yeah I had to lie down for a bit um well I think there's a certain irony there cuz you worked for children's TV for so long and you started to behave like the people who watched you you turned into a toddler

to the point where you had a tantrum and lied down was it hard for you Tom watching us all all just completely up it was my favorite task so how many guesses did Jimmy make Jimmy made 323 guesses which means Nina is still winning and Julia is still doing the opposite losing I should bring up really what the task was about was delivering 26 roses into the vs right I think they all did that didn't they I think you might want to see something oh gosh okay the legend of Kora which is the one after A

vatar which is going after Iron Man see see buddy no littering so is it fair to say that Luke put 24 roses in a vs in my defense I have hey fever they were plastic Ros anyone remaining she loves letters from the alphabet she even has like six different ones in her name here's Danielle could the password be password I will accept that password open sesame come on in bong Tom gleon is a mongus toyish fungus Lily Pad Ulisses butterfly roses dad wrench e p s q qu nickel yabby Jupiter human buery G n

o oh I can't tell if there's any connection between all of the [Music] things Gava ke can France no oh what the hell troll Bo carrot fish shrimp Krill bow bum burrow Thailand Northern hairy nose W back a b c d f g h i j h i [Music] j now um rooster is a guest n steam That's So Raven he Urban kangaroo Ricky dii no Subaru no crysalis no oh my God taer y t I don't even know if I you say his name God damn it Mars Uranus Venus I'll accept that password Venus H nothing we order the order doesn't matte

r the order doesn't matter what is this cfish fishing rod psychopath Kaka macaccino I'll just read you what I've got here yep so these are the correct guesses so far ah balong Along come along dad epsq fungus gleer human is Jupiter koish Lily Pad Mongoose nickel open sesame password qual roses sugarcane Tom Ulisses Venus wrench and yabby but I've said other things that are alive is this going to be so obvious and I'm going to freaking kick myself two more out of 26 to go don't understand this ga

me two more out of 26 to go this is help me but I have no idea how did I get here um Taco what about army worm two more out of 26 to go two more out of 26 to go oh no I think I've just told no 26 letters in the alphabet Jesus Christ I got two [Music] left I have no idea what ones I've going do xylophone I will accept that [Applause] password what the hell what the freaking hell dude oh always said two alphabets makes a dick cards 26+ 26 = 52 far my god oh I'm got to go I'm got to do that God tha

nks toal oh boy um I'm crying again you even though it's not are you okay da I feel like I have to ask you are you okay no that genuinely broke my brain I couldn't work it out and I just kept on being like I said koish mongus that was the worst thing that's ever happened to me my whole life I think one of my favorite moments was when Tom Cashman listed all your answers in alphabetical order and then what did you say you said yeah they not all of them are alive I don't know what my theories were

but I had lots of different theories well that clip took longer to edit than all the Matrix films it was a really big job and uh after all that you dropped a rose I did no you didn't thank God I don't double checked I no you didn't I just wanted to see the look on your face do you want to know how I to ask yes but how many guesses was it 53 I was thinking when I heard Julie I was like maybe I won't come live I think Luke McGregor is an easy disqualify that you you only put 24 roses in the vas th

at was pretty clear you got to put 26 in there can you score the rest of them so we've got Luke with zero Danielle with two somehow Julia with three Jimmy with four and the winner of the task is Nina with Five Points Tom Cashman what do you got it's a team task filmed at our Taskmaster Retreat or was it the PLS of the serengetti [Music] woo yay we made itoo okay I see I see this a bubble bath there's actually bubbles in here here it is oh give it a go some yeah okay get the giraffe in the bath i

f you touch grass or the giraffe touches grass or you touch the giraffe you must start again fast as swins your time starts now I've got so many questions like where's the giraffe it's over there oh is it babe yeah so should we do should we do that it we attach these to our feet in and use them as shoes instead of doing that that's a way better idea and then we we take this like that and take with us and I'll bring this one with us will I beautiful yeah I'll see you over there oh my gosh you're

faster than a rat up a drain pipe dot right the bad improv group is back great to see yes and that's really mean well you just look like three friends with an unbreakable Bond and then then the other two look like two people at clearly met that day so all they have to do is get the giraffe in the bath without touching the giraffe or touching grass and the giraffe is not allowed to touch grass if any of those three things happen they have to go back to the beginning would you like to see the firs

t team try yep who's first it's Danielle and Julia oh tell you what Shake him baby you won't break him so we can't touch the giraffe and the giraffe can't touch grass yes well he shouldn't he doesn't have the mental capacity now I feel like I want to put dress him in this this cuz we're not allowed to touch him are we we can't touch him no so then oh wait wait wait we don't have to use these things babes tell me so we can go get a sheet from inside oh my god let's get a sheet it's actually just

a really good life lesson don't touch grass oh yeah here we go tell you what yeah I was pretty sure this is where my career was headed oh yeah yeah this is yeah it's not going to get any better than this mate no so we need to take the sheet off and just get him in there I think I think we'll just put him in all right BBS have a lovely bath bab I love you just like that like that um great to see the dance again and still no points um if you have just tuned in a couple of weeks ago we we split the

m into two different teams and one team we told had to do a bonus task of a dance every team task and the other team doesn't so every time we do team task Julia and Danielle do a dance that doesn't matter now Julia do you agree that you thrive most when you're paired with someone competent yeah I had a very strong idea that um Danielle had a lot of better ideas than me so that just seemed like the she hadn't seen me do the other tasks I feel like you're a match made in heaven actually we are Dan

ielle you're very concerned with getting the task right to the point where sometimes you forget to be entertaining cuz you're so focused you don't say anything and then Julia is so busy entertaining she forgets to do the task it's true it's true I thought maybe she'd been given a task to sabotage sometime I said no that is just my that's just my nature how'd they go Danielle and Julia took 8 minutes and 1 second okay shall we watch the other team then it's Jimmy Luke and Nina okay I have another

idea okay another one put the giraffe on this tie this to the bike and somebody rides the bike and drags this across that's a fantastic idea so we're going to get there and then but then you got to not touch the floor of the bo if we've got shoes then we're fine I'll soon be able to go wherever I want look at these idiots they spend 3 minutes building shoes Okay off you go mate see you later see you soon thank you buddy okay you ready to pick it up from each side guys I've got some shoes as wel

l I'm just going to come and help yeah baby so I can't come back that's right we don't need you I can yeah but you can do you have pants tie this okay sorry I took my pants off I was like Nina has touched grass please return to the bath sorry everybody look how cool he looks on the bike though so me you you hang here and we'll get you to transfer the giraffe to the bike you get its leg over there yeah l a giraffe is a man's job I want to see the gir's head it's worth it for the yeah we're coming

the giraffe has touched grass where that's a lie please return to the bath you are kidding you're a you're a liar Tom I think we need to knock out Tom that's a good strategy we could just carry yeah all right let's go sorry n you I'll just wait for my boys to come back from the giraffe very well very well don't do anything I wouldn't do like touch the grass grass with your hand for God sake please return to the bar I'm quite enjoying this can we just touch the grass a few more times that giraff

e really needs a bath it okay all right I can't go back to the bath again we're not going to we'll use these we just hold these s of these gotcha it's not going to tip asaurus on it is it no that's when Nina comes in she [Applause] stabilizes Nina touch grass with their foot I'm so sorry please return to the bath okay let's make it packed to not have to go back to the bath again man Zeus do this all the time the last couple of plans were very sexist so this is n you stay there we got this here w

e go okay all right no that's good it's good going this way yeah and we're in the bath we're in the bath holy great work team having more people is supposed to be an advantage I think you were at your best when Nina wasn't contributing I would disagree cuz when we got the giraffe in the bath that was a group effort right we he couldn't have done it without you needed all three I like the way that you say we needed all three people after you just watch two people do it on their own I definitely h

ad the thought of just going up I could just do this by myself I just want to say I never had that thought I was like I need two strong boys in a giraffe this team took a total of 22 minutes and 42 seconds I think Julia and dannyelle both get Five Points that's an easy Choice did a great job the bad improv group gets two points I think two points each cuz it was hard to watch how's our episode scoreboard looking so in last place with eight points we have Luke and in the lead it's Julia with 15 p

oints let's settle it then off your back sides and up on stage it's time for a live task get up there up you get I'm deeply intrigued what's going on here Nina could you please read the task okay as a team use your own Shadows to spell Taskmaster you must spell one letter at a time a letter will be captured every 10 seconds every team member must contribute to every letter the best team Taskmaster wins the picture of your first letter will be taken exactly 10 seconds after Tom Cashman blows his

whistle okay exciting a tap a tap hold [Applause] you in the middle yeah which one [Applause] go that way it okay I'll go in the middle I guess what the hell just go one sidey the bad improv group are doing what they do best what on Earth is [Applause] l no we can't see you can't see TR oh okay I'm going to do [Applause] this shall we take a look at the results let's see Jimmy Luke and Nina first task master yeah I'll be honest with you I'm using the letters underneath it to read it it kind of j

ust does look like you're looking through the window of a gymnastic Studio what's going on there in the second s are you taking something out or putting it back in I just wanted to be useful uh I'll be honest with you I'm not happy about that at all okay would you like to see the next one uh yeah let's Sur it has to be [Applause] better okay um I think we need to focus on can what what's happening with the k looks like you're in Germany in 1940 you look like you're a Nazi man yes the first s by

the way looks like you've had a very unfortunate accident in barley yeah I think I'm ready to score they're both terrible but I found Julia and Danielle's teams slightly more amusing so I'm thinking going to give Julia and Danielle two okay they both get two the bad improv troop they get one so has that done anything for moving and or shaking our scoreboard for the night yeah it's added one to some of them and two to some of the others what about the totals oh the totals yeah the totals the winn

er of the episode is Julia Morris congratulations Julia five very pretentious items coming your way you can take them home put them in your house and look at them through a monol while wearing a top hat do whatever you want they're yours get up on stage and claim your pretentious Bounty five episodes down and we are halfway through our inaugural season and while there is only one winner the rest of us walk away with something even more pretentious knowledge tonight we learned that popcorn is gen

erally inedible when drowned in toilet water we learn about the unique bathing habit of the East African giraffe but importantly however we learned our episode 5 winner is Julia make a feel loved for about 30 more seconds by typing loud lead we'll see you next week with more Tas Master [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] Australia for more Taskmaster subscribe [Music] now