Open your mouth, sweety You eat I've got ice creams
for Rs 650 till now She still isn't ready
to give herself to me - What are you thinking?
- All about our wedding You nitwit! I just wanted
to have a good time Gallivant, paint the city red
Get myself a new wardrobe Look at my luck!
Sincerely in love with me!! What will happen if your wife
sees us lovey dovey like this? Same as what will happen
if your husband sees us now! You silly darling! Be a little gentle, sweet heart! Nowadays they've conv
erted
the beach into their bedroom! Please wait Hey stop!
Get up! - Take out your money
- I spent it all If you don't have money,
why do you want to have fun? Police, do not beat him up
Take this bangle Oh! Helping mind? Hey, didn't I see you last week …in Besant nagar beach
with some other guy? - He's my husband
- Okay, then this man? - He is also my husband
- Do you have 2 husbands? - No…no, that is my husband
- This man is my house owner - So you pay up your rent like this?
- Can we leave? Ok
ay, you can, but out of my vision
Fall into the sea and make out! Next Watch out! You may
lose your life in ecstasy! Sir, we belong to a good family Yes, you belong to good family,
and she belongs to a big family Don't others have any family? No sentiments, spot fine
Take out the money Do you have money in your purse? - What else do you have?
- Only bus charge Why do you even need a bus?
Walk back home, da Yeah, don't call her
Didn't you pick her up only now? She will find her way - Okay you can
go
- What's wrong with me? Next - Will I get my new dress?
- Don't touch, man Sir, I don't have money now I've collected enough money
I only want a kiss from her Darling, give me a kiss Will you kiss
some other guy in front of me? How long can I keep kissing you? Don't I need a change?
Police uncle looks cool That is good
Darling, give me a kiss Go away, da Sir, I am sincerely
in love with this girl Are you Saleem and Anarkali
to build a tomb on the beach? Go away, you mongrel! Darling, give me
a lip to lip kiss I am very shy
Remove your glasses And close your eyes Wait! I am ready
My eyes are closed But you must
also close your eyes Who is the black sheep? Brother, bribing while in NCC?
Will our country prosper? Shut up!
I'm from gujilance Sorry, vigilance Are you asking for a bribe?
Judge is waiting, follow me Just a minute
Are you Indian Govt? I am Tamilnadu Govt
I am British Govt - Catch this and follow me
- You too follow me - Wait, let me scratch myself
- Keep scratching and com
e along All these days
you were cheating others Now, are you trying to trick me? - Hey baldy! Don't embarrass me
- You're a fine one to talk of disgrace You go ahead
and talk too You are fit only
for this sarcastic humor! Return your police hired dress Pay me and take back
your cheap shirt and lungi Who rents dresses
at such low cost, baldy? - Okay then be in your b'day suit!
- Join me too I always accomplish
whatever I wish Someone has come on a horse
Let me protect my image This is the dress I
took
this morning and the hiring charges Along with it is a new set of dress
Take that at half the cost - Is this a new set property?
- Not property, absolute trash Many people in India
rob and stash in this way How come this property is talking? What's your problem?
Why are you sitting here like this? A person can go to court
when something is stolen What if the court itself is robbed
Where do we go then? Oh don't feel too much, brother Dry lands look up to
rivers to become fertile What if the
rivers themselves dry up? I have listened to this dialog before From the movie Thanga Padakkam
starring Sivaji, you must have seen it - 'Engeyo ketta kural'
- Oh! That's Rajini's movie - 'Neeya'?
- That's a Kamal movie You can't retaliate
in the state you are Just throw the shield
or the spear! - I don't care
- But I care I don't mind throwing this shield away
but if I do, you'll have to care…care! You've not introduced yourself? Do I belong to the Chola family?
I'm no less than a tramp! You ar
e such a simple man
Shall I tell you about myself? I know you'll push me down
If I don't listen to you, go ahead Police call me a robber
People regard me as a rowdy But actually I am a poor simpleton - So the gist of my life goes like this
- Hey! No flash backs I was just trying to create
sympathy, which I overdid Correct yourself You are a genius in this field
You know I am a major-genius - There he goes again
- Don't get tensed To be rich is our major aim Let's stop doing small thefts
and plan
for a big bank robbery So that we can settle down
comfortably in life like Tata and Birla Hey! Bear Decency
Maintain our style, partner - Eh! You sir!
- Style Sir…!
Are you the manager? He looks like a peon
But he is the manager Are you the auditor? - Yes, I am an auditor
- He is the generator How many depositors
are there in your bank? - 6,000 people
- The time now is 12 noon How much cash
do you have now in the bank? Rs 80,00,000 Did you receive Rs 65,00,000
from Saravana stores? Yes, 10 minu
tes ago 60 ships floating
in the Arabian sea 60 factories in Australia
60 oil wells in Dubai - Do you own all that?
- No, we need to buy them now So, our first plan of action
is to collect the finance from you Give us today's collection Please don't shoot me Eh, in broad daylight
in the heart of the city …if they can rob a bank
that too, without a mask …they must be
real professionals! Sir, there is another person over there Come on…come on Sir, please closet
the ladies along with us We need ent
ertainment! All of you huddle together Hey, if you shoot,
not only your paunch… …but also your pistol
will be broken to pieces! Let me close the main door Today is a bank holiday I intend white washing
Chey! Wiping out the bank! You are blind,
are you deaf too?! Partner, they are
trying to murder me - Hey, I will shoot the manager
- We are here for the same reason Hello, this is only a branch office
Rob the head office for your caliber Don't talk too much
Or else I'll kill you Will you let me go
if I talk less? This is a dummy pistol
What he is holding is also a fake one - Dummy?
- That's the way to go! Hold this, da - Let's make a pact
- We will share 50-50 of the loot No, 60 - 40? You take 60
and we'll take on this party! Govinda!
That's the end of you Wait
Come on That lady looks very buxom
Let me go and have some fun Aunty, don't cry, if you cry
I feel like crying too! She is my wife
Stop making passes at her You're letting the robbers get away
and shouting at this poor man - I fee
l consoled and reassured
- Should you even live after this? If only I had seen those robbers
it would've been a different story! What would you have done? Fallen at his feet
to save only yourself I'm myself keeping quiet
though I saw their faces Why are you covering your face? - Oh did you see them?
- Yes, of course…! I can identify them
even in my sleep Two of them - Were they good looking?
- Okay, but not up to my standard - Is it Hawala bank?
- No, its bankrupt bank! Hey! The police is here
T
ake whatever you can Lie down on your belly, partner Why did you ask me to lie down
on my belly, partner? To escape from the bear
you should pretend to faint A story I've read in 3rd grade Wow! So you've studied
up to 3rd grade? Yes partner,
3 grades more than you! This is the highest
studies in India Look, these people are injured! Looks like they are badly hurt
Should we call for the ambulance? Call the ambulance Hey! He was lying there then
He is here now Oh! That's because
the world keeps ro
tating Look there!
That room is locked Follow me Partner, come on
Get up…enough Why? Did you collect
earlier than I did? Sir, all our jewelry and
money has been robbed You have to retrieve them
for us somehow How can I?
Am I a black magic expert? - Can anyone of you identify them?
- Yes, this man saw them Brother, did you see them?
Come on, tell me I didn't see them Aiyo! Police! - Where?
- He is the gurkha (security) - What? Gongura (pickle)?
- Yes, eat it with your rice! Stop it, he will wake
up Is he dumb? His stylish pose takes the cake!
How diligently he works! Okay, let's climb the gate Careful - Hold this
- Move aside Sir, why have you applied oil
on your body and not bathed? - We bathe only in our house
- Wow! What a vow! Thank you, brother
Hand over our bags There are lots of robbers on the way
Please take care of your belonging Bye! All the best Partner, I'll climb up
Follow me Hey! That's the way to climb
Yo yo…heave ho! Are we rowing a boat?
Why this boating lingo? No, just
to pep you up Looks like you'll pull
the trigger on me! Are you my partner or enemy?
Follow me silently Yo..yo, heave ho
hold it tight Climb it right
into the night Jump the railing
Help me climb in Hold my hands
Pull me up! Shhhh…we've come to rob
a cinema financier's house So silence! - Looks like it's a lump sum
- Partner, I think this fellow Partner, I think this fellow
has drunk capital+interest! Anticipating our entry
he has left some drink for us too Shouldn't disappoint
this sloshed cit
izen What is it?
Brandy or whisky? We don't mind even acid
if it comes as a freebie?! What is the side dish? This beggar munches
groundnuts for appetizer Show me Yuck! This is your bad practice
You spit when it can be eaten! Okay, don't waste time
and search for stuff to steal Okay, let me
first search for the keys Look, how he is lying down
with such disrespect to us? This clock cannot be
worn on the wrist…waste Let me tickle him Stop…stop…stop Partner, you can't keep
your hands to yourself Hit
on the top of the head Not mine!
Clock's top I almost died
Sorry What respect? Fool! A wealthy financier like him
takes a camera on hire, huh? Looks like he is not married Why give him undue respect?
Turn him around - Suicide?
- No murder Partner, put the knife
back in its place Yes, I will
Otherwise we will be caught Ah! That camera just clicked This snap might become
an important evidence Let's take the camera with us Our fingerprints
will be on the knife Remove that too This doll also has my
fingerprint
Let me take it too! Murder!
Murder! - Not me
- Not me either Hold this, partner Let's click one of him Not my butt, you idiot! Hey…hey!
Who are you? Thief! Thief!
Stop…stop Partner, camera fell down That watchman is chasing us Our lives are more important
than the camera…let's run! They looked decent
when they robbed the bank They look like rowdies
with lungi today… Chasing and being chased! Looks like they don't have
any connection with this camera Something is definitely fishy
Let
me bait them with this camera - Give us 2 good tea, boy
- Hear us proper Good tea
Not 'like good tea' What's the news? Me reading a news paper
is by itself special news! What did you say? Me reading news
in the paper is special Give me the paper Pick up the paper, da
Give me the fritter, get lost - Do you know to read?
- No - What are you doing then?
- Just looking Are you showing off? Don't humiliate me
I've ordered special tea Robbery in Hawala Bank
VIP Lala Seth murdered Jewelry worth Rs75,0
00 stolen Evidence and finger prints found Partner, why are you holding
the glass with your lungi? We should be careful not
to leave any fingerprint behind! Is that so? I just told you not to
leave any fingerprint Why would I partner you
if I was so intelligent? I was happy as a petty thief
stealing 50 or 100 bucks You promised to elevate me to
the range of millionaires Tata and Birla You've reduced me to the level
of criminals Billa and Ranga Partner, I am scared
but you seem so relaxed I am th
inking about the next plan AiyO! Next plan…?! Police! Look back to see
if the police are closing in Hey! You are such a trickster If I look back,
they'll identify me I'll never look back in my life
Never Both of us joined
duty at the same time - He became Sub inspector
- This is ideal let's get in Quick, police is after us
Start the vehicle I'll pay more than the regular rate
Start the vehicle - Then who am I?
- I don't know - Police!
- Catch him How? They are
already 5 kms away Why are they spl
ashing
water on our faces? 10 peoples under
the water coming, okay Nonsense! Partner, weren't we planning
to build a house like this? They built it
ahead of us! What is he saying? We were planning
to build a house like this Unfortunately we lost the plan
That's why we couldn't So otherwise you'd have built it? Definitely Unfold your lungi
(to show respect) Sir, explain clearly Not bits and pieces
like in public meetings Think of this house as your own All girls come on A…aa…I've never recited
th
e alphabets in school! Take this now Who is making a noise like a dog
suffering form indigestion, da? Find out which dog
and chase it away - Can't you do that?
- I am busy right now Partner, big shots like us will be
constantly hassled by beggars …with a request for donations to
temple, charity or political party - Throw some money to them
- Why can't you do that? I am also busy Mind your words! Sorry, bro, if I go overboard
on the booze, I react in this way …even if God stood in front of me Las
t week in a drunken stupor
he yelled and God walked away Now his whole family is
looking out for a different God - Yes, bro
- I am not here to listen to your stories Do you know why
I made you stay here? Yes, to play with these sisters! - Did you have fun?
- It has just begun Not even the 1st reel is over
You barged in- You'll lose out before
the next reel begins You guys in broad daylight… …robbed Rs 15 lakhs from
a renowned bank in the city - Oh!
- What is that 'Oh' for? You guys also murdered
Lala Seth at midnight… …and stole a diamond
necklace worth lakhs No…no, we are not
so heartless to murder people See, we are still in our shorts But you plan
trouser length crimes! Has any killer ever
accepted his guilt? No history You'll both be surely sentenced
to death for murdering him I will bequeath
my property to you both Can you please carry out
a mini-murder for my sake? Killing people for your sake,
for the sake of that wild cat For the sake of Adambakkam Alamelu For the sake of Noorj
ahan
of Nungambakkam Is this listeners' choice? Sorry sir, you've selected
wrong people for the task 1 minute, take this photo - Did you call me?
- Eh! Take out the snap Awww! Partner 50-50 Here it is
Take it They just swallowed the snap…? They ate only the positive
I'm the negative rights owner Pandian, Deluxe Pandian Shall we trick him? Catch This is the catch of catches
You beat Tendulkar hollow That's a super punch Stamp on their chest
Punch them solid Do you know that I climb up
to the sky
holding the drizzle? Do you have guts to steal in
my area, that too in mid-day? Banks are closed at night
That's why we chose mid-day How will you defend the murder
you committed at mid-night? No man will commit
a murder in the day time File all the cases
I mention now on them Tell me completely
I'll write it down The twin murder that
happened 6 months ago Also the rape
3 months ago Deluxe, don't write
only in my name Write half of them
in my partner's name What a noble heart! Accuse him for the
murder
that took place in Korukupet Also the chain snatching
case in Tambaram You seem to be writing cases
like bequeathing property? Shut up! Accuse him as the agent
on the Hawala case in Madras I've heard of Muqabla in a song
What's Hawala? That's the case
about foreign currency We don't even have money
to spend in our own country Where does foreign
currency come from? - What is foreign currency?
- That's related to dollars You mean pendants with
pictures of Hindu Gods? Next you'll ask me
wha
t color they are! You are sure to get 7 and 1/2
years in jail for the bank robbery Besides the murder, chain snatching
and the Korukupet murder etc… …which will fetch you
life sentence for sure Partner, why is your
tongue knocked-out? Imagination running wild? No partner, real feeling May be we should consider
the bearded man's suggestion That's not fair, partner We already got our fair share
now from them, didn't we?! What are you looking at? Let me see
Why are you in a rush? Pick-pocket Vadive
lu Rs 5,000
Blade Pakiri Rs 3,000 Rayapuram Ramu Rs 3,000
Chindaripet Singh Rs 1,000 - Kodambakkam Movaru Rs 3,000/-
- Correct! Why are they
making a grocery list, da? Hello, who are you?
What do you want? You'll benefit better by looking
in here than knowing who 'sir' is! Sir, what are all these
bundled notes? All along you've been
Deluxe Pandian I've come to make you
Super Deluxe Pandian What should I do for you? I'll give you another
suitcase like this - Okay, bro
- Will you even die? Hey, wh
y are you
scared to death? Release those 2 men
you've been hitting hard Hai girls!
I'll sit next to you My goodness!
You know to embroider? Do it! You should
be 'doing it' always She looks
like she'll be co-operative What happened? Indigestion
This is gas trouble Hey! This is a man
Driver! Stop the van Don't hit me Driver, start the van now!
What audacity? You devils!
Are you girls? Get lost! Our car is here
Baby! What happened, grandpa? There was a fancy dress
competition in our country club I
dressed up like a woman When I was coming back… …some useless girls
pounced on me and punched me I don't believe this
Let's go to the hospital first I will sit in the back seat Girls, don't move too far
You can sit close to me Ouch! Grandpa, you sat on me
Move aside Can you please give us
directions to this address? Sorry! We are
on an urgent mission It is okay
You can come back leisurely We will wait - Help us, please, sir
- Help? Partner, do you think
we should help her? We should fight now
Au
dience expect it of us - So should we fight now?
- Of course! I only did my duty Hello! Thank you very much, sir I'd have helped any girl
who was in a mess like this - Did you ask for some address?
- We lost it during the fight - It's okay
- Thoo! Just tell me where
and I'll drop you Sorry, we didn't help
with any strings attached Hmm, strings? Only broom sticks
if they know the reason we are here What are you whispering? Who is this grandma? I am this girl's grandpa!
Why have you come this far?
- To attend an interview
- In which estate? No, no, we can't
reveal any details You'll call them
and praise us sky-high We don't want a job
on recommendation Purely on merit How do you get the right
dialogs in tune like this? - All thanks to your friendship!
- Maintain the same line Okay We really want to help you
since we feel indebted to you Please help us to help you He's begging in right earnest
You might as well tell him Grandpa, we've come for an interview
with Priya group of companies Wo
w! That is our company But the job is not in the office
but at home You'll be our house manager From now on you'll be personal
body guard to my granddaughter - Why exercise right here?
- To make it authentic! This is our address You can join duty
from tomorrow Bye Hey stop!
Remove your cap - Don't pay him
- Why? I asked him to act like
he was beating me up…! But he hit me real hard Get lost Let me give him just Rs 50 Go man Hey! Why are you beating him? I asked him to
push me onto that girl Inst
ead he kept falling on her
He gave me a tough time You mongrel! Are you trying to cheat us? Go away Let's go? Partner, why are you
going that side? Then…which way? - This side?
- You dropped the address - How do we go?
- Let's loiter around aimlessly!
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