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Teacher Fight - Abbott Elementary

With only two courtside tickets to a Philidelphia 76ers up for grabs for the whole faculty, tensions run high as the teachers try to decide who gets them. Watch 'Abbott Elementary' WEDNESDAYS 9/8c on ABC and Stream on Hulu.

ABC

11 months ago

nothing good has ever come from nerds Whispering us second floor teachers need to stick together those first four people they don't truly understand us well I know you're just trying to get my vote but I do think people Overlook our struggle not only do we labor more physically to get to our classes we have to endure the quick-witted teams we deserve those tickets oh you can't be serious if anyone deserves a ticket it's me I'm teaching two classes at once hold on if we're talking about who deser
ves the tickets the answer is obvious the most tenured teacher so you mean you with all due respect I think the ticket should go to the MVP you know the young star who gives everyone faith in the franchise again or the tickets could go to the most improved player someone who sacrificed other goals to focus on this one someone young someone driven someone handsome you know what yeah yeah okay Bob you haven't been a real teacher for even a year yet no he has not if I may interject I would say that
teaching second grade is no picnic didn't I say your class having a literal picnic the other day didn't I see your class watching Lego Batman I don't know what y'all smoking but if you was to take my health class you wouldn't be smoking anything I have you drugged tobacco and vape free like all of our students which is why I deserve the tickets I have the most important job in this school I set the tone for the rest of their academic careers okay I think that most important is a little bit extr
eme thank you let's take a deep breath before we say something we don't know shut up haircut I ain't teaching kindergarten the most important Barb all you do is teach five-year-olds how to use safety scissors and maybe if your kindergarten teacher had done a better job you would know that use is not plural for you oh somebody swing

Comments

@zaidsarmad9763

Barbara delivering that burn with a smile is just perfect

@biumailunga6208

Look at Gregory agreeing with Ava for the ticketsπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

@WelcometoAshLand

Not the principal saying, "Somebody swing" πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

@roacealfonso4889

The fact that in under 2 minutes they managed to plant a setup, make the scene intense and get a good pay off is enough testament of how good the writing is! πŸ˜‚

@16JayChris

β€œOh shut up, haircut!” Gregory: Say it to my face

@brierichardson8462

You know those tickets had evil powers when they made work wives Barbara and Melissa turn against each other, Jacob siding with his arch nemesis, Gregory agree with Ava's sexual harassment comment, and Janine becoming a straight savage.

@AccessoriesAddict5528

1:04 Janine's face and body language while saying, "Didn't I see your class watching Lego Batman??"πŸ˜‚πŸ€£

@aydreeanrose

This whole scene is gold. We need more of the health teacher.

@surnoyabrown

Melissa deserved the tickets. She teaches two classes with no assistance

@whitneym54321wm

The way Gregory got up πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

@kimmy-pm5ki

Love how Ava’s In the background recording everything πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

@WJen8

LET'S GOOO Can we talk about that dude attacking Greg's hair and he stood up about to step up? πŸ˜‚

@schnelr.7236

β€œDidn’t I see your class watching Lego Batman”! Janine was ready with the head bobbin and arms open clap back.

@leahmoore6820

"And maybe if your kindergarten teacher had done a better job, you would know that 'youse' is not plural for 'you.'" This whole scene is perfect.

@lynnify6

"Somebody swing"... Ava that was too funny. Did you see how fast she put that phone up to record?🀣🀣🀣 This teacher's fight was just too funny.

@mac_c

Barbara clapping back at Melissa in the most classy and elegant way possible πŸ”₯

@JB3LL89

Gregory was about to throw hands with that teacher lol

@Highpriestess_888

The way he stood up after haircut πŸ’€

@spiceislife

The thing I'm lmao the most is the fact that the person who actually won all the votes for the tickets isnt even in the room when all this was going down...LOL Mr. Johnson for President!!! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

@MelancoliaI

Gregory's face at 1:28 at "Oh shut up haircut" πŸ˜‚ The man is ready to throw down