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The Adventure of T.P. Man and Flusher- The 2nd Feature Film Directed By Age 14 Griffin Loch, 2018

14-year-old filmmaker Griffin Loch raised funds to write, produce and direct his second feature length film focusing on the haunting and tragic epidemic of teen suicide. The talented cast in “The Adventure of T.P. Man and Flusher” tell a true story of deep depression, love, laughter, and friendship. After learning that his best friend Jim (Sam Grossinger) has attempted suicide, Tom (Adam Simpson) enlists the help of the neighborhood kingpin, a.k.a.’Granddaddy’ (Blake Boarders). Their plan is to sneak Jim out of the hospital for one last adventure before his disconnected parents move him off to Memphis. On the way, they encounter a washed up 90’s rock star, get attacked by tiny cupcakes and try to win the hearts of their dream girls. Tom realizes that this adventure will not fix his friend, but their last night together does evolve into the most defining experience of their lives.

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(whooshes) (crickets chirping) (eerie music) (dramatic music) (match strikes) (dramatic music) (fire crackling) (waves crashing) (girls laughing) (waves crashing) (dramatic music) (girls laughing) (dramatic music) (dramatic music) (waves crashing) - [Girl] Hey you're that guy that started that Casper Club thing right? - Yeah, that's me and I think your Daisy? I think you go to my friends church. - Yeah I have to, my grandfather built it. My dad is ridiculously sentimental. You got the hair wrong
. - [Boy] Pardon? - Your picture, see it's not that wavy although you know I wish it was. - I think it's beautiful. (upbeat music) - Why aren't you at the party? - I'm not much for loud music. But not only that, I know once I go back to my little box in the suburbs this won't just be out my back door. - Well for me it is, my beach house is right over there. You know you're interesting. - Tom. - Tom, my name's Daisy, Daisy M. Day. - What's the M for? - Maybe I'll tell you one day. - Well it's a p
leasure to meet you Daisy. - I can tell you see the small things Tom, I like that. - Thank you Daisy. - So you draw and see the tiny things hidden away from everyone's else's eyes, but what else do you do? - Explore strange new worlds. Seek out new life and new civilizations. - Oh to boldly go where no man has gone before. I think I should go back to my friends but you should come with, I mean it is the end of the year party. (dramatic music) ♪ A simple wave ♪ ♪ An open book ♪ ♪ The letters can
and you can't look ♪ ♪ Broken luck ♪ - Hey. - Hey. - I just got out of the hot tub, I thought there would be a lot more people swimming. - Yeah, I didn't bring my bathing suit. - You could borrow mine. - I'd rather not wear your bathing suit. - I was joking because then I would be naked and you would look ridiculous. Or you would look super hot. - I don't think so. - Any summer plans. - Yeah, I'm actually going on a trip with my family. - Oh too bad, thought I'd be seeing more of you. - Who's th
is? - This is my friend Jim. - Hey Jim, let's go. - Stop. - What? Come on. - I'll talk to you later. ♪ A silent word ♪ ♪ A poisoned touch ♪ ♪ Shallow eyes take their last look ♪ ♪ You whispered down ♪ ♪ An empty house ♪ ♪ An autumn leaf fall on the ground ♪ - To all of us losers that are going to summer school, you and me see you there right? - I wanna go right now. - But-- - Well I'm leaving. - Jim wait. ♪ Memory of wonder ♪ (door bangs) (upbeat music) ♪ If there clouds in the sky you can dry y
our eyes ♪ ♪ If there's rain up above you can give your love everyday ♪ ♪ Everyday ♪ ♪ When you smile at me I can see you're giving ♪ ♪ All the love that we share ♪ ♪ And it's all I'm living for everyday ♪ ♪ Everyday ♪ ♪ Everyday is sunshine and I'm so glad that you're mine ♪ ♪ La la la la la la la la ♪ ♪ La la la la la la la la la la la la la ♪ ♪ La la la ♪ ♪ La la la la la la la la la la ♪ - [Woman] Be gone for three days, there is food in the refrigerator, be good for Jauna, don't get into tr
ouble, love mom and dad. P.S. pay the gardener. (dramatic chord) - More popcorn? (popcorn popping) (dramatic music) (booms) (popcorn popping) (microwave beeps) (dramatic music) - [Juana] Sebastian you're (speaking foreign language). See you (speaking foreign language). (door bangs) - Brody, Brody? Brody. Brody. (shovel scrapping) (crying) (shovel scrapping) (dramatic music) (phone ringing) (dramatic music) - [Answering Machine] Hello, no one is available to take your call. Please leave a message
after the tone. (phone beeps) - [Woman] Good after noon, I'm calling on behalf of North Bridge High School. Jim Steeple did not attend summer school check in. If he does not attend we will be forced to hold him back next year, please call to confirm him placement at your earliest convenience. (water splashes) (dramatic music) (thunder cracking) (dramatic music) (door squeaks) (knocking) - What's the password? - No. - What's the password? - Paul you know me, I come here almost every day. - I wou
ldn't even let Granddaddy in without a password. So Jim let me ask you again, what's the password? - Paul. - Jim. - Paul. - Say the fricken password you annoying brat. (eagle cries) - Shh. Someone might hear. (banging) (drill whirring) - [Boy] Be very careful, we're making this, we're gonna make it bigger and better, we're really expanding right now. Yeah and fill in that wall. - [Worker] What wall? - That wall. Yeah guys put the wood right over there, yes. - Brody died. - Oh, I'm sorry to hear
that man, he was a good dog. Did you give him a proper burial? I could say a few words. - Forget it, he was a dog, he's dead and he's gone. What's this? - Just expanding on the old Casper Club. Oh. - It's like a hard fall. (screams) - There's a nail in my hand. - What the hell? - Jeez, it was just a prank man. - First, I said enough with the nail jokes, and second, Jim you know the rules as good as all of us. Now when you signed to join this pack you agreed that if you used any sort of profanity
you would pay the written punishment. (upbeat music) Joe, open it up. (upbeat music) How did he get in there? No one knows how he got in there? - I am never cussing again. - Billy take off the sweater. Jim see, he learned his lesson. - [Child] You know Tom was gonna be an eagle scout this year. - What I didn't even know he was in a troop. - Of course he is, he played baseball too. - No, he does not. - He does and last year we were all tied up with the Stallions and everybody knew if he hit a ho
me run he'd win the game. - So what happened? - He hit a home run and won the game, this is what I'm trying to tell you, he does it all in all the right way. - I didn't know that. - You don't know nothing. (tool whirring) (booms) - [Tom] What happened? Oh God. (screaming) Hey no don't do that. (fire crackling) (screaming) - Tom what the hell? (upbeat music) ♪ Twist twist oh yeah ♪ ♪ Everybody wanna twist twist oh yeah ♪ ♪ Everybody's gotta twist twist oh yeah ♪ ♪ Everybody's gonna ♪ - [Tom] I ne
ed you to help me put a cast on my leg. - All right. ♪ Twist twist oh yeah ♪ ♪ Everybody wanna twist twist oh yeah ♪ - [Tom] Who doesn't wanna witness a miracle, they'll love it. ♪ Everybody's gonna twist ♪ - I look out over you today and I come to you with a heavy heart cause I've been thinking, meditating at what sins you may have been up to in the dark or in the shadows. Perhaps even under God's clear blue sky. Meshach, Iraq and Obengo, back in the bible days they all had their doubts from ti
me to time. But not me friends, no not me. My faith is bedrock, I do not doubt the power of the Lord. And you wanna know why? Because I have seen the devil a thousand times. But put all that aside, right now is your day to be cleansed in the Lord. You're gonna be washed clean, washed clean as a new baby. (doors creak) (dramatic chord) - Tom. - Yeah? - Did you break your leg? - Camping accident. - That's terrible. - [Priest] I see we have an announcement. - Hey Tom. - Hey McKayla I brought pictur
es. - Where's Jim? - [Tom] He's outside. - Shh. - Oh why yes, it seems that sister Day has supplied us all with a fine assortment-- - See? - [Daisy] Gosh I'm sorry. - Now then, is there anyone in the congregation today in need of special prayer? (whips) - Yes sir, that would be me. (dramatic music) - Ah yes, please approach. And my boy what prayer are you desirous of? - Well I took a terrible fall and broke my leg in two places. In fact I've brought pictures. - Oh yeah, my my. Documentation, ver
y good, very good. And at this time I'd like to ask the congregation to join with me to pray for this poor young man and his broken leg. Let the power of the Lord come down and heal thy leg in two places and at the same time let the light of the Lord come into his soul and heal him and let's drive the devils out of his infirmed limb. - [Congregation] Amen. - Thank you Father. - Why yes. - [Congregation] Amen. - I, I am healed. (upbeat music) You guys must do great work here. (opera singing) - Yo
u come here to the church that my father built with his own two hands and pull a stunt like this? You better stay away from my daughter. - And you stay out of here you devil child! (opera singing) - [Jim] Well that went exactly how I expected. (traffic rushing) - I think we should wear capes like bright red and spell out you've been hit with shaving cream. - What time do you think the party starts? - Oh I don't know, 8:30, nineish. How long do you think it takes to TP a house in toilet paper? -
I dunno, 30 minutes give or take. - We should wear masks and have cool names. Why are we here? - Why are we here? This is where you find all the good stuff. - You mean old shit that no one wants. - Stuff, old stuff no one wants. And this is where you find things from a time when tailors took pride in what they made. Look in the days of your grandpa people actually bought things that people made and they respected them. They respected the craftsmanship. But then their kids came in, I'm talking ab
out our parents and they probably saw that their parents liked the clothes so they kept them for a while after they were gone but times change, closets get full and eventually the suit just becomes a black bag with a zipper and a tag that just collects dust in the closet. And you know where it finally ends up? - Here? - Exactly. - I bet we could TP three houses in one night. (singing in foreign language) (clattering) (singing in foreign language) (upbeat music) (laughs) (singing in foreign langu
age) - How about this? - Does he even drive? - I think so. - All right. - Hey Ben. - One sec! Why are you guys wearing this. Hey are you guys going to a party? - Big party. - It's a pretty cool one. - How cool? - Well it's a Granddaddy party and Daisy and McKayla are going to be there so. (clattering) - So a Granddaddy party. (tapping) - Hey, I know that Granddaddy kid and he ain't no goody two shoes so you better watch yourself. If he goes jumping off bridges don't you go jumpin' off none. - Wh
at does that even mean? - You know that old saying, don't go jumping off any bridges? - Never heard of it. - Come on you know it. - No one cares about bridges, it's a Granddaddy party if he says jump, you jump. (scoffs) Let's get outta here. (door clicks) (upbeat music) Wait, do you still have love crush on this McKayla? - Well, I guess. - He does. - I know. - Ben I am telling you I've gotten calls on these kind of parties. You boys don't know what you're in for. - I promise we are not going to
get into any trouble. - All righty then, if I'm there on official business I'm gonna have to treat you, like everyone else. I'm not cutting any breaks. - So is it like a day party? - No it's tonight. - When tonight? - Ben you can't go. - What, why? Just so you know when I was in high school, before I started my advanced career in martial arts I was known as beer pong Benny, AKA the trice B. - You're too old. - Excuse me? - Ben it would just be kind of weird. - I'm 24 man. We are basically the sa
me generation. Anything under 10 years of difference is nothing. We're basically one dog year apart. - Ben we would love to have you there it's just that it's not our party. - What, I'm not cool? - Ben you're cool, it's just that it would be a little bit weird because you're graduated five years ago. - Fine, here's your stuff. Have fun. - Bye Ben. - I guess I'll have just a more fun party here. Beer pong Benny, hanging with numero uno again. (dramatic music) - What are you doing this summer? - I
have summer school. - Why? You had like the highest test score-- - I didn't do the work okay? I said this at Goodwill and I'm gonna say it again. This, this is ridiculous. - We're gonna make impressions, be memorable. (upbeat music) - Hey, nice throw backs G. - Thank you. (upbeat music) - [Man] Ey, Granddaddy. (upbeat music) - What you doing here? - We're here for the party, we brought a gift for the Granddaddy. - (speaking foreign language) business association hours. Here for the party you're
fighting early. - It's nine o'clock. - I know what time it is. - Well is it too early to give this to the Granddaddy in person? - Yup, ain't nobody see him. - Well what time does the party start? - Look, see, the party's going on now but it ain't happening until 11, 11:30. Everyone knows that. Now I ask you to set your oval of a present on the table, Granddaddy says thank you. - Hey guys, I made it. I brought Mike's Hard Lemonade for me not you children. - Ben how did you find out where this wa
s? - Everyone knows where the Granddaddy lives. Usually things don't get started this early. Okay I'm gonna take the rounds and let's meet back here in an hour. - Ben this is a high school party, for high school kids. - True, but there's always older sisters, and don't forget about cougars, the lonely, single mothers. All the single mothers, all the single mothers, all the single mothers, all the single mothers, put your hands up. Well, aren't you a temptress. (smacks) - John! - Hey, who are you
? - John, we went to high school together. - I'm not going to come here anymore if you're just gonna leave me out here. - I had business. Who invited you loser? - I'm with them. - All right out the door, come on. What the hell do you think you're doing man? You can't just walk up and talk to my girlfriend. - How's college? - Shut up man, okay I don't know you. - Well, yes you do. We had English class together, homeroom, sophomore year. - I didn't like to talk to nerds then and I don't like nerds
talking to my things now. - Well I'm warning you, I know karate. (whacks) (cries out) - That's what you get, you think you can just call me a-- - Okay enough. - Hey, stay out of this man. - We don't want any trouble. - I want some trouble. - Hey everybody just take a deep breath. (whacks) (cries out) (gasping) (dramatic music) - [John] He's not wanted here. - Shut up, shut up, shut up! He belongs, do you think he wants to be alone all the time? I don't think so. He's not something you can just
throw away. Some day you're gonna make him do something that you can never take back. (dramatic chord) He's not worthless! (dramatic music) (snaps) (whacks) - She's just my assistant. - Do you know how easy it is too see you're lying? - Really? - Yes really. Seriously. I don't want you to give Juana. - [Father] Stop fussing with him and get in the car. (gentle music) - Hey you're awake. - Yeah what happened out there? - Well, all I heard was my stupid brother drank too much. I knew he shouldn't
have gone to the party but he does run a poker ring for the Granddaddy on the east coast so he had to come. But then you stood up to him. - And how did that work out? - You did great, John stopped after his friend hit you. - [Jim] Is Tom okay? - I think so, he didn't seem to bad but he left with that other guy you know, kinda weird, knew karate and might be the guy that works at the Super Mart. - Ben. - I think it's really cool what you did out there. - [Jim] Thanks. - You're a good guy Jim, I h
ear Tom talk about you a lot. - McKayla I just wondering maybe if you wanted to go out sometime? - Jim you know I'm kind of seeing someone. Jim it's okay, we can still be friends. - I don't want to be your friend McKayla, can't you see that? - But. - Nobody cares about me anyways. (dramatic music) (upbeat music) ♪ I got home early last night ♪ ♪ And saw you in a new light ♪ ♪ You did what I don't expect you to ♪ ♪ You know I did what you told me to it's new ♪ ♪ I lay there waiting for you ♪ - Ca
n we talk about what just happened? - What do you mean? - [Tom] At the party. - I fell in love and obviously she didn't feel the same way so. You wouldn't understand. - Ben what are you talking about? Of course I would understand, I went there for Daisy and honestly, I have no chance with a girl like that. I know exactly what you mean. - Shut up, you don't. You're this interesting man child, you're what like 14, 17, how old are you? - I'm 16 man, we're the same remember, dog years. - No we're no
t. I'm 24, I'm not cool. You're cool Tom, you're interesting, you're the sexy one. - Don't call me sexy. - Fine, not gonna say sexy. But you're in this little weird club of the Casper's, that's interesting, you're interesting at 16. Are you sure you're 16? - I'm pretty sure. - Really? All I'm saying is that you have a lifetime to, full of girls to win, and disappoint. I've already disappointed them all. Twice. - That's not true Ben. Someday you're gonna find a girl that really loves you for who
you are. You're a great guy. - Really? - Yeah. Look, that girl, she doesn't know what she's missing out on. But I would have liked it if you would have fought back just a little after my nose was broken. - I couldn't. I'm going back. - Hey no, no, look the damage has already been done. - [Ben] All right, here we are. - See you Ben, thank you. (upbeat music) ♪ Time and time again when I need someone to care ♪ Jim? ♪ I find you're always there ♪ Jim. ♪ Every time and time again ♪ ♪ When my castles
turn to sand ♪ Jim. ♪ You're there to hold my hand ♪ ♪ But you're their only friends ♪ ♪ But you're their lovers ♪ ♪ Their will be a lucky star ♪ (eerie music) (dramatic music) ♪ Poor mans only friends much more than lovers ♪ ♪ There will be a lucky star shining over us ♪ ♪ Time and time again I will hold you close to me ♪ - [911] 911, what's your emergency please? ♪ Always and always as time as time again ♪ (somber music) (intercom beeps) - [Announcer] Paging Dr. Statemen, Dr. Statemen please.
(clicking) - Ma'am can I see him now? - No, sorry. - Please, just for five minutes? - Sir, we can't let anyone in right now. - Are his parents even in there? - No. - Well, when are they getting here? (sighs) - You're not family. You come in tomorrow. (intercom beeps) - [Announcer] Dr. Bender to the mental ward please, Dr. Bender. (door creaks) (door clicks) - Tom? - Yes Jim. What the heck were you thinking? I mean do you even know how scared I was walking into my best friend dying on the floor.
- Don't come in here and yell at me. - Jim I can yell at you all I want because I have the right. Do you think I can just let this go? I just don't understand why you didn't talk to me, I mean you didn't say anything, anything at all. - Do you know how hard it is to be alone by yourself for your whole life? Heck, having to bury your dog alone. - I offered to say a few words, you told me he was a stupid dog. - He was a stupid dog. But he was my stupid dog and now I come home to an empty house to
find nothing. I haven't been to summer school in a week. And guess what? No one cares. - That's unfair. How was I supposed to know? You didn't tell me. - I shouldn't have to tell anybody anything. My parents should ask, and someone should be there for me. - I was. I was there for you, you just had to ask. - I knew you were there it's just I didn't know how to tell you that one minute I feel fine and the next it's just dark. I felt completely out of control and-- - I was there for you because I
will always have your back. You're my best friend you can tell me anything, you know that. The nurse told me. It's true? - Yeah. Apparently my parents couldn't make it today but since they're so worried they're gonna come tomorrow and take me to Memphis to see my grandma so some one can watch me closer. - We can't part like this man. - I know, I messed up. - Wait Jim. - [Jim] Yeah? - Do you remember that day that you told me that you had the idea of a lifetime? - I do. - Well I was busy working
on my own plan but when you told me yours I just stopped, just dead in my tracks because when you laid it all out it was perfect. - What are you saying? - I'm saying that we're gonna make this plan a reality, after that it's gonna change our friendship, it makes all of our dreams come true. So, I have a question for you, are you in? - I'm in. - When is the last time they check on you at night? (rattling) (gate beeps) - [Boy] Is it candy? - No, what? - [Boy] Candy? - No, is this the Granddaddy? -
[Boy] No one sees the Granddaddy. - I just need five minutes. - [Boy] Okay you've got five minutes. The Granddaddy doesn't have a lot of time so compose yourself and get your story straight cause right now what is very confusing is if you are or are not candy. I'll meet you at the top. - Up top? - [Boy] The pool, Jesus. (gate buzzes) (gate clangs) (upbeat music) So you're top of the Casper Club. - Well is it too early to give this to the Granddaddy in person? - Yup ain't to body see him. - [Guy
] Ey, Granddaddy. - Sit, please. What do you drink? - No sir, I'm good. - Tom come on you must be thirsty. - No really, I'm fine. - Tom take a damn drink. - A water would be fine. (snapping) - [Granddaddy] One water and uno virgin pina colada, as per usual. - Is that all? - No, I'd also like a hippo wearing a tutu, yes that's all, get out of here. Do you prefer Tom or Timmy? I prefer Timmy, is that all right with you? I like you Timmy, sure you're weak, strange and asks for water like a little b
aby man you asks for water. But still I feel like I could trust you. - Thank you. - Yeah, yeah, I've noticed I'm more feminine than gay. Don't get me wrong, there's nothing wrong with that, there is a difference though. What's love is love. But recently I've noticed I'm more on the feminine side of the tracks. To a toast, to you bringing the Casper Club under the family. - No, there's been a misunderstanding that's not why I'm here. - It's not, it's not why you're here? You're not here to bring
your little club under the family, that's not why you're here? - No, it's not. - All right five minuets are up. - Wait no, I need your help, I need your help to break out my friend Jim tonight at 7:30. I can't do it without you. His parents are going to get him in less than 24 hours so we need to break him out and sneak him back in. I can't do it alone. - So, let me get this through my head. I give you the favor, I'll do it, you get what you want but what about me? Me oh my, what do I get Timmy?
What are you willing to part with? - Anything, Tim is my best friend. - Okay, okay, don't get all sappy on me. This is strictly man to little man business. I was with my cousin, not a very bright fella, sad but true. Anyways it just so happens that that day I came across all the answers to the SAT's and being the gentlemen I am I gave them to all the cheerleaders. So there we were surrounded by cheerleaders on all sides and I look at my cousin and I ask him, is this not the best day of your lif
e? And he looks at me, he looks at me with those tiny little baby eyes and he says no Martin. The best day of my life is when I met the Casper Club. So I think to myself what's so great about this little club that I'm not invited to? - Martin it's not that you're not invited it's just more for kids that camp. - Well thank you for trying to say it's just for morons but that doesn't change the fact that I want in. - I didn't say morons, I said campers. - Campers, morons, whatever. I want a little
place on the side, somewhere to get away from all this. And I like the idea of a curse box, very original indeed. - Yes, yes Martin you are invited to the Casper Club. - Don't you short change me, that would turn you into that boring spiel with my password. - The password is (eagle cries). - You writing this down big guy? - What, I know the password. (chuckles) - Like he knows our password. To new adventures and getting this job done which is nothing, nothing, consider it already done. (glass cl
inks) - So, I'll meet you here tonight at 6:30. - 6:30. - [Tom] Thank you. (suspenseful music) (doors click) (suspenseful music) - Shane man, when fut you say they get here? - Man I told you, Timmy said 6:30, that's what I heard and that's what I know, okay? - Well I can't just stay here all futting night. - Well, what time do you have? - Six futting 50. - I dunno Joseph, mine says 6:27, he's still got three minutes. - But he's almost late. - I think it's the other way around. - Nope, don't to t
hat to me Marty, don't play those mind games. If you do I won't know what to believe. - You think I'm playing mind games with you? You think I'm playing mind games with you? That's what you thinks happenin' here? - Joe what the fut time is it? - It's 10:15. - What the hell kinda answer is that? - Why the heck would you ask him. I feel you don't trust me. Have I ever been late, ever? No, because I have a watch on my wrist and that watch has the right time that's why, and it's rude to be late, tha
t's why. - That's what I'm futtin' saying, this kid is rude. - No he's not, it's not 6:30 yet. (watch beeps) Now he's late. - Evening gentlemen. - Timmy this is Joseph, Joseph Timmy. You already know Joe, Joe Timmy. - Thank you guys, this means a lot to me. - Well let's get this show on the road, we're already behind, it's 6:34. - No Marty don't get me started on that. - Let's synchronize our watches. - By whose watch? - I have 6:29. - [Joe] Uh hey guys I got 10:22. - You've gotta be kidding me.
- It's 7:08. - Shut up, we'll go by my watch cause it's my plan. No offense Timmy, mostly my plan. (traffic whooshing) (clattering) (upbeat music) Joe loaded your stuff. (engine revving) Listen to that, beautiful, just the purr of it. I acquired this truck from a man who owed me a toe. Sure a toe sends a message but taking a man's truck just seemed grander. - It's a nice truck, I like what you did with it. - Yeah well Nikki's studying to be one of those fancy designers. You know, a little lamp
here, and accent pillow there. Now Timmy, I've got my private password memorized, it's all up here. Now if I wanna bring a lady friend, does she or does she not use my password? - Well Martin girls don't really come to the Casper Club. - Right, right a boys club, I got it. Keep it simple, very nice. Now to the business at hand. This is where Jack is. - [Tom] Jim. - Jack, Jim, your friend. Anyway I came to find out the back door is here. Timmy, you and I are gonna wait there for the janitor to co
me out on his smoke break at exactly 7:15. We keep the door from closing and bada boom bada bing we're in. (bangs) - Cool, cool, so now when do we slide into this plan? - [Joe] Yeah Martin, what about me? (bangs) - Well I haven't gotten to that yet. If you'd stop interrupting me I could continue and I could tell ya. Joe and Joseph are gonna create a distraction. Did ya hear that, is your part clear? - Fine man. - That's all great but what about the cameras? - Timmy, did you not just hear me? The
two J's are gonna create a distraction, the only two J's. Timmy keep up, to whom it may concern their eyes will be on them, not on the cameras which are located here and here. - He just futting said that. God Tom. - And if they see us, we'll just be two doctors making our rounds. - This is gonna work gosh dang it, good work Martin. - I know, it's what I do. (engine rumbles) (suspenseful music) (door buzzes) (suspenseful music) Now. (suspenseful music) Miss, you gotta admit my friend, he's crazy
. - Excuse me? - Come on man, look how crazy he is. - Honey if that is true then you need to call that boy's parents. Hey knock it off, stop, boys. Break it up. (suspenseful music) - I'm Jack's private physician Dr. Winston Leroy III and this here's my collage Dr. James Dean. - Jim's private physician. - Did you two check in? - I am a professorial of course I signed in, what gives you the impression that I might be the kind of doctor that might not sign in? In fact I'm not sure I like your tone.
- Well I'm sorry doctor. - Well you should be, now just forget about it and get out of here, I got work to do. - Doctor. (door clicks) - Jim, Granddaddy, Granddaddy, Jim. - [Jim] I can't believe we're doing this. - Of course we're doing this, your little baby man friend Timmy came to me and asked for me for help. Now what I say it's done, it's done. - Jim are you ready? - I'm ready. - Well Jimmy's ready, now Timmy are you ready? Cause I know I'm ready. - Give me a hug. Thank you so much I just
knew that everything would be better if we came here. Hey, I'm sorry I tried to admit you. - [Joe] It's okay. (clicking) - [Joseph] You better make this shit real quick man. Our plan failed straight out. - Yeah. (static) - Man, we're right here, just talk on mine. - I mean I thought you had yours and I had mine and we were like doing a thing. - No, we ain't doing a thing, just talk on mine. - Fine, Martin we failed straight up. - That's what I just futting said. (suspenseful music) - [Announcer]
Paging Dr. Bender please. - Sarah. - Yeah, hey. - I just met these two doctors and they claimed as a personal physician for Jim. He's been signed in to 209. (clatters) - Mhm. (bangs) Look who finally decided to show up. - Cool your jets. - Martin I'm kinda freaking out. They kicked us out and what if I really go crazy? Then I'll never be able to go back there. - For goodness sakes Joe compose yourself, you're not going crazy. - You don't know that. Could you ask Jim if it was nice sir? It's pro
bably the nicest place I'll ever get to go. - That's it, I wanna be back there with you guys. Someone needs to talk some sense into this kid. - Joe, can you hear me? - [Joe] Yeah. - That was far the most intense part of the night and I'm sorry it got to you so much. But you're part of the team, we need you and I promise you this is going to be a once in a lifetime adventure, I want you to be there. - I won't regret this? - Definitely not. - All right, all right. I hate to break up your heart fel
t moment but Joe when you say you're in, you're in, so Joe, you're in. All right me and Joseph have 10 minutes till our next appointment. - Mr. TP I believe. - You made these? - Yeah. - They're just like my drawings. - That's the idea. Now come on. - No. - What? - I'm not TP Man, you are. - No, it's your plan I'm the side kick, you're the hero. - You said it yourself, you were there for me and that's a hero, now come on. (upbeat music) - I like it, it's very original. - I'm just confused, is thi
s a serious mat, or a full futtin' clown chat? - Hey listen, these boys have an idea, an idea to win the hearts of two very lovely ladies. That's bigger than all of us, it's love. Now let's not mock their ridiculous choices that'll most likely ruin any chance they have. But applaud their misguided attempt. Now, at the bottom of this bag you'll find a number. When you wanna get him back in call that number. I've made arrangements. I'd like to wish you luck on your adventure and with that said thi
s is where me and Joseph will be leaving ya. I'll be seeing you and I'll be seeing you. - We'll meet you at sunset at the park on the hospital, then we'll sneak Jim back in. - Am I still in? - Yes Joe you're still in. Not bright. - Fire it up. - Bye boys. (bangs) - What's the plan? - Wait there's a plan? I didn't get a plan. - Don't worry, I have a plan for all of us. Together we'll grasp the opportunity of the night. Under the darkness of the shadows we will ride as TP man and Flusher. And in t
he wake of all our awe we'll be talked about, emulated and even become legends. And all our TPing glory starts at this moment Flush. - Wait but who am I? - Joe, you're my number one guy, the back bone of the operation. - Well thanks Tom but girls, I don't, girls can be violent. - What could happen? (upbeat music) (chattering) (upbeat music) (clicking) (chattering) (upbeat music) (spraying) (chattering) (upbeat music) - Hit it Joe. (upbeat music) - What the fuck is this? - Tom, Jim. Go get Mr. G.
Ross. (upbeat music) Wait. (record scratches) You see Martin, this is rude. - So this is what you guys needed me for? This whole break out shin dig so you could come crash my girls night out? Next time share and share alike. If you would have just told me the whole plan I could have just invited you. Why keep me in the dark? Secrets between us now? - We didn't know this was your party Martin. We were told that Daisy and McKayla would be here. - You had no idea, no idea? - Hey Martin, how are th
e girls tonight? Do you need me to make some fondue for them? - No Joe, if I needed you to make the fondue I would have just asked you. - Martin, Martin, you know I make a good fondue? My mom's secret recipe remember? We had it at the fourth of July. - That was good, some of that good Pittsman mustard. - And raspberry. - I don't mean to interrupt but this is important for us. We need Daisy and McKayla to see us. - Those your girls? They're not here. - Yeah about that I did the guest list. Daisy
RSVP'ed late and McKayla was visiting her brother at the Sumner college. - And you didn't think to mention this earlier? - You didn't ask. - I think we all learned a very valuable lesson. These guys are very private, they don't trust easily, I don't trust very easily myself but I follow my gut and my guy says respect, so respect. Take 'em to the girl's houses Joe. Well if I were you guys I would probably scram. The girls are coming for a bit of revenge. They're arming themselves with tiny cupcak
es. It's adorable, really. What are you doing? - You said cupcakes. (upbeat music) (giggling) (upbeat music) (water splashing) (dramatic music) (water splashing) (upbeat music) (cries out) (laughs) - Yes. - Why don't you have any candies in your house? - Oh I got candy baby. - No, I mean like Skittles. (water running) (dramatic music) - Guys, we're at the wrong house. (suspenseful music) - God damn Ashton Kutcher! You guys from TMZ, is that it? I am so fed up with this, I am not your monkey you
can't make me dance. - Baby it is just kids. - Step off my prop yo. (thuds) - Chill out man, we made a mistake. - I'll show you chilled out. (clatters) - Let's not let this get out of hand. - See baby they're just kids, leave them alone. - Just kids, just kids? Show me your ID's huh? - We don't have ID's. - Chill out man you're over reacting for nothing. Step off Vanilla Ice. - How dare you, Vanilla Ice? Vanilla was the God father of hip hop. (whacks) Word to your mother. (whacking) - We're not
here for you. (whacking) - I'm about to show you all that this B boy ain't to be f'ed with. - [Woman] Stop they're just kids. (whacking) (crying out) - It was a mistake. - Oh you're God damn right it was. Cause Davy Bee is straight up from the streets in Satco. 916. (whacks) - Let us go, we we're just trying to impress a girl. - Trying to impress a bitch like a bitch? Well Davy Bee ain't your bitch either. - Enough, I'm calling Stephan. - Don't you do it, don't call Stephan, don't do it baby gir
l. - [Woman] I'm doing it. - [Davey] No. (whacks) (cries out) (dramatic chord) (upbeat music) (whacking) (crying out) ♪ Come on baby ♪ ♪ When I first met you baby ♪ (whacks) (cries out) ♪ How did I let you baby ♪ - I would call Stephan. Are you okay? - Yeah, I's good. Joe. - What? - Get up. - Guys, guys, Daisy's house is, oh hi Daisy. Yeah Daisy's house is across the street. - I think we got that Joe. - He knows I live across the street, he kinda dated my older sister, long story Can I go with y
ou guys until my parents get home? - Yeah. (dramatic chord) - Why were you trying to TP my house? - To impress you I guess. I figured you'd see it and you'd wonder who could do such a thing and without even realizing it you'd be thinking about me. - I was thinking about you. Oh my gosh you're bleeding, stop. (gentle music) You should have seen the other guy. - What, I didn't even hit him? - Yeah but I did. - Yeah you did. - [Daisy] Hold still, this may hurt. (cries out) - So, you having fun yet.
- No Joe, I'm not having fun. I mean maybe an hour ago before the whole punch in the face thing happened yeah, I was having fun but right now I can barley see out of my fricken left eye. - Makes sense. (gentle music) - Daisy knows where McKayla lives. So it's time to get this night back on track. - You know this reminds me of that Gold Fish commercial. - Anyways we need more supplies. - To the Super Mart. - It totally does, it's just like that Gold Fish commercial. - [Joe] Right? - This is how
this is gonna go. I'm gonna pay you a fair price with a little extra for you to do something nice with. Maybe take your girl out to a nice dinner. And you're gonna give me the magazine, are we clear? - I would like to do just that Martin but you know I can't. - What, so you don't have a girl? Use the money, clean yourself up. Shave, haircut, turn some heads. - Well it's not that I don't have a girlfriend I mean I don't but I can't sell you the magazine Martin. (door rings) - Granddaddy, I though
t you were at the slumber party? - Tom, long time. I made my appearance, I have other business to attend to. - Hey Martin. - Daisy? - Hey Martin. - Joe, seriously I just saw you like 20 minutes ago, and 20 before that. Are we gonna sit here all night making polite hellos, Jesus. - Hey Joe. - Hey Daisy. - All right, well I'll be seeing ya'll. Ben. - [Ben] I can't sell you the mag Martin. - Fine, I'm gonna grab a pop, is that okay with you or is that against the rules to? - See they are buying thi
ngs for kids, kids stuff. Why are you buying toilet paper? And why are you wearing capes? - We are teepeeing houses to win the hearts of girls. - It's TP Man and Flusher's last ride. - Yeah we're teepeeing McKayla's house on Palmer. - Right, okay. But can I try the cape on? (smacks) - No, no one wears the cape except TP Man. Guys. - That's the guy that beat us up. ♪ When it comes to breaking hearts ♪ ♪ Guilty as charged guilty as charged ♪ ♪ All my lady's in the stands ♪ ♪ Raise your right hands
♪ - Are you serious? That's awesome. He's super famous. The fist of fame just touched your face with all it's fury. - He's not famous, he used to be but now he's not. He's just my lame neighbor that dated half of my sister's lacrosse team. - Seriously, Davy Bee's, your neighbor? Was your sister the hot Brene, or the blonde that went to UCSB? - The blonde. - Oh. - Guys focus, look at my face and look at Tom's. The guys a nut job, you should take that down. - Never, this gives the store the prest
ige. I mean everyone knows his music. ♪ Go here ♪ (vocalizes) ♪ Little girl ♪ Come on, it's huge, fifth most played song off Napster in 1999. And it is signed for me cause we kinda hung out. (bottles clatters) - You're Davy Bee from the Alley Boys. I can't believe this, I love your guys music. It really helped me to get through my lessons in karate. - Much love, much love. Oh yeah, I karaoke. ♪ Touch me ♪ ♪ Harder ♪ Not great but good. - No. Hey good for you man. You gonna ring this beast up or
is home skill gonna have to patronize another establishment? - Oh yes of course. Come on. Oh the Alley Boys, God rest their souls. All great but you know you're my favorite one. Not just because you're the only one still alive. - Hey the heart be a ticking and the wheels be a clicking. Now if you're done with this interrogation I'd like to get back to my intoxication. - That'll be aye. - Yeah no, can I pay? - No, not in my store. Grab whatever you want. Davy Bee's got a free tab. - Oh dope, supe
r dope. - Totally dope. (scanner beeping) - You all right for a China man. - Would you sign this for me? - Ain't nothing but a thing. Okay. Oh shhh, oh. Okay. (marker squeaking) We're happy? - We happy. ♪ Wonder baby one day ahead ♪ ♪ We play baby in wonder ♪ You guys need to know how to protect yourselves. Here let me show you some moves. - I think we're good, thanks. - Get outta here. (upbeat music) ♪ Rock nation ♪ ♪ Rock nation. ♪ - What the heck? What the heck? - Now look. - I'm not gonna fi
ght you Ben. - Your gonna want to throw your hand forward and hit it here. Come on, don't be wusses. - We got a heist, I told Ben this was gonna happen I said Ben, this is gonna happen. - Um guys. - All right, don't get mad if you get hurt. - Not me, I have multiple belts in multiple disciplines and multiple dimensions. - Dimensions? - I have a lot. - Jimmy don't be a little baby man and do it. - All right here we go old timer. - Jim this is about to get real. (cries out) - This is car 234. - [R
adio] Go ahead Junior. - We got a 719er. - [Radio] 719er? - 719er. - [Radio] Junior, what's a 719er? - All right fellas, just freeze in your movement of action. All right pals? Nice and tidy like. What's your status? - We can explain. (zapping) (screaming) - [Daisy] Poor Joe. - [Tom] He'll be all right. - You boys carry on with your night planned events. I'm gonna take Joe, seems the nights been a bit too much for him. - Sorry guys I was just doing my job. - Thanks for letting me use your scoote
r Joe, hope you feel better. (engine rumbles) - You're being ridiculous, they're just kids. - Yeah, dumb ass kids. Who trashed my yard and f'ed up my night. - Why don't we go home and clean up the yard? That's not a big deal. - Maybe to you it's not but it's also not your yard. - Come on, it's easy we'll do it together. - I ain't down with that. - You ever get needles? When your arm falls asleep and it gets all needley? Like little bolts of lightning poking your arm and even though it kind of hu
rts, it makes you feel alive. - I know what you mean, I've just never heard it put that way. - This has been one of those needle nights. Everything's so electric and I feel completely alive. - That's exactly how I feel. - What are you guys talking about? - Needles. (wind whistling) (bike wheels clicking) (bag rustling) - No, I just wanna watch you. - Are you sure? - More than. (spraying) (upbeat music) (dramatic chord) - Jesus, is this what goes on in the neighborhood now? When I was in school t
his shit didn't happen, you only teepeed the nerds house! Damn it McKayla! Are you a nerd? - [McKayla] Jim wait. - How did you know it was me? - I saw your eyes. You know I broke up with my boyfriend after the party? I'm really glad I have you here now. - I gotta go but I'm glad I was here too. (upbeat music) Bye McKayla. (gentle music) - Bye Jim. (gentle music) - Yeah Joe, yeah I know I'll get you those reports, we'll be sure to get them to ya, okay? No problem. McKayla what are you doing out h
ere? - Oh nothing dad, just saying goodbye to a good friend. - Okay well it's getting late, let's go home. Oh my God. That's unbelievable. - All righty then, so this is your residence? - Yes this is my residence also but technically he does own the house but I was giving the report. - I mean did you take a look at this is unbelievable did you see this son? - Yes but I'm giving the report dad. I do see this and I also want to know if any other non nerds are having this happen. - Nerds. - And if a
nyone is responsible for reimbursing me for this and look what they did to my boots? - Who did this? - They did this. - They did this. - That's really innovative. They've covered every part, I mean pardon my french but God damn. McKayla are you checking this out? - You know I gotta say, this is one of the best gosh teepee jobs I've ever seen. - I mean, they really did us good. - This is why I'm moving to New York. Ya'll are crazy. (engine rumbles) (car door bangs) - No, no, no, no, no stay in th
e car baby girl. - Make me. (rustling) - Hey Davy Bee. (rustling) Having a rough night? - Zip it, I have evidence of your contribution to the delinquency of minors. Enough for the popo's to lock you up. Now all's I need to know is where's the griznib of those two hood rats that are wearing them super hero costumes? Pretty sure you'll recall them in your recollection. - What? (bangs) - The kids wearing capes. Oh my God. (whacks) Speak China man. - Well that is just racially offensive. (slaps) - A
ll right, I'm sorry. I know we're homies it's just, I just, I just need to talk to these kids and I know they got their stuff here. Come on I thought we were tight right, huh? Sorry about the chips I'll pay for 'em. - You know I would do anything for you Davy Bee, but I can't do this. - You gotta be kidding me, I'd a put a cap in you right now for saying that you are so lucky it's not 1997 when I was rolling with my homies and we packed some serious heat. - Well it's not 1997 and I'm not Carson
Daily. So what you got? (bell rings) - I told you to stay in the car. - I said make me. - Cheeky monkey he won't tell me where they are. - This is stupid, are you being dumb? Did you check the security camera? (singing in foreign language) - No, no, no! (singing in foreign language) (crying out) - Yeah we're teepeeing McKayla's house next. - All right cheeky monkey let's go. - No, I agree with the cute guy behind the counter. You go on your little mission, I'm just gonna stay here with him. - [D
avy] Baby please. - She, said she doesn't want to go with you so why don't go MTV yourself? (banging) - I'm not paying for those chips. - Hi. - Hi. Can I get you anything? - Sure but I don't have any money or pockets. - That's okay, I got you. - I like things that are sweet. - Oh yeah? No problem. - Do you have any Skittles? - Oh I got Skittles. Do you like music? - I asked nicely once but no, sometimes it's gotta be so hard for me. Where are these little jerks? Gotta be around here somewhere. A
h you're little jerks, come on, come on, come on. - This is the way to my house. - But I wanna take you home. - No, it's just a block and a half away, you go home with Jim. If you came I would have to explain you to my parents. - Daisy I, thank you. - You're needles Tom. (dramatic chord) (gentle music) ♪ Looking deep into your eyes ♪ ♪ I wanna tall you that your where my future lies ♪ ♪ I never knew love could be so real ♪ ♪ Let me hold you close ♪ ♪ Tell ya how I feel ♪ ♪ I gotta say you make m
y day ♪ ♪ You turn my life around in so many ways ♪ ♪ You put me back together ♪ ♪ I cross my heart it's true ♪ ♪ If this day could last a lifetime ♪ ♪ I wanna spend it with you ♪ ♪ You make my day ♪ ♪ You turn my life around ♪ ♪ In so many ways ♪ ♪ You put me back together ♪ ♪ I cross my heart it's true ♪ ♪ If this day could last a lifetime ♪ ♪ I wanna spend it with you ♪ ♪ You make my day ♪ ♪ You turn my life around in so many ways ♪ ♪ You put me back together I cross my heart it's true ♪ ♪ If
this day could last a lifetime ♪ ♪ I wanna spend it with you ♪ ♪ If this day could last a lifetime ♪ ♪ I wanna spend it with you ♪ (suspenseful music) (engine rumbles) (suspenseful music) (gas splashing) (dramatic music) (dramatic music) (dramatic chord) (match whooshes) (dramatic music) - Okay, let's go. - Stop it. - [Boy] What? - She's just my assistant. - Do you know how easy it is to see you're lying? - Jim I can yell at you all I want because I have the right. Do you think I can just let t
his go? (fire crackling) (dramatic music) (engine rumbles) (dramatic music) (water spraying) - So now you're burning down houses? Is this your plan? Delinquents to arson? (whacks) (cries out) Did you do this? - What do you care? - Of course I care, do you even know where I come from? I'm the last of the Alley Boys. Why do you think every night I have a new girl, one after the next? Or why I try to kill my pain and emotions with weed and pain killers? - Cause you're a drug addict and a nympho. (s
putters) - Get in the garage and close the door. - No way. - I'm trying to help you out, get in the garage. You're standing by a fire with smoking capes on, you do realize that there's other people that live in this neighborhood. (garage door clattering) Listen this is not the path you wanna go down. You think I don't know depression? That I haven't seen it? Scotty he was everyone's favorite in the band. Suicide is what took him. Doctor said it was an overdose. I think it was a cry for help. He
took a pill and never woke up. I found him on my bathroom floor June 16th 2007. I dunno how I'm still here. Listen this is not the path you wanna go down, all right? I dunno what you're dealing with, you might feel like you're alone but you're not alone. Okay whatever it is, don't run from it, you face it head on, you look it in the eye and you fight it. Look at me, you hear me? - Do you really wanna help us? - Yes. Give me the chance to make up from my brothers. - I dunno what I'm gonna do, my
parents are gonna be so mad at me. - You think this is the first fire I've had to put out? I got you man, okay? I got you, all right? Now I know you guys aren't supposed to be here so where ya'll supposed to be? You guys need an alibi. - He's still checked into room 306 of Oak Wood Children hospital. I snuck him out. - Okay great, first things first we gotta get you back in there. I'll take care of the fire damage, I got a guy, all right? Stephan, hey. - Jim you have to be okay. - But I'm not ok
ay Tom, I can't be like this anymore. For the first time I know what to ask for. - All right guys we gotta go, we got a 20 minute window. - I'm coming with you. - Tom you can go home. - No, tonight isn't over. TP and Flusher. - Ah so that's what the costume thing's about, okay. You know my uncle would have hated that name. (engine rumbles) (car doors bang) - I could help you guys sneak him back in. - No, Stephan's got it, all right? It's best you wipe your finger prints form the situation. (gent
le music) - You're my best friend Jim, I'm gonna miss you. - I'm gonna miss you too and thank you it's been the best night ever. - Yeah, yeah it has been and it was all your idea. The Adventure of TP Man and Flusher. I'm gonna need that. In here or in Memphis. - Hey man, I said I got him in a minute, all right? Now we gotta go and for the record, sorry I hit you guys but I think you understand why I did it, but sorry. (gentle music) (water splashing) (gentle music) - I have nothing to give you.
No grand gesture to offer but I want to be with you. Just me Daisy, I want you and nothing else. - I don't want a grand gesture, just you is enough. The M's for May, Daisy May Day. (upbeat music) ♪ Its too late for tears ♪ ♪ And it's too late to late to run ♪ ♪ But it's too late for begging me baby ♪ ♪ And it's too late too late to cry ♪ ♪ Now that you need me darling ♪ ♪ I'm cool to walk out ♪ ♪ I will not sacrifice for you ♪ ♪ And I need a day with my ♪ ♪ But it's too late for loving me baby ♪
♪ But it's too late to late to cry ♪ ♪ But I know you know that I know that I know better ♪ ♪ To late for wannabe baby ♪ ♪ Honey it's too late too late for tears ♪ ♪ Honey I know that it's too late ♪ ♪ Too late for tears ♪ ♪ Honey I know you know that I know that it is ♪ ♪ Too late for tears ♪ ♪ And I gotta say for that it is too late darling ♪ ♪ Too late for tears ♪ (upbeat music) (dog barking) - I tell him to be here at dawn, they say they'll call if plans change. I am right in assuming they'
ll call but it's dawn. We are where we're supposed to be. Oh okay, I see it's a test, a test for the Casper Club. They're testing our patience. I think you missed the call. - I most certainly did not miss their call. See look, no missed calls. You know what I'm tired of getting the blame for everything. - Well what did I say? - I'm already a member of the Casper Club and you would hate it because we camp and build stuff. We are not morons, we are kids, kids that camp! - Oh okay now I get it guys
. It's a test, good touch though boys. So I wait.

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@willkizer

Great job