Uh, Rachel Chu, we are so grateful for all
the help you have given my, uh, Caitlin back in her uni days. I mean, without you, uh,
she would be a hot mess. Oh my God. No, actually, if it wasn't for
her, I'd be a big mess. She was a huge help to me in college. Oh. It's nice to meet you, Mr. Go. Nice to meet you, too. Choo! Cuckoo! Cuckoo. Yo! Poo poo. No, I'm just kidding. I don't have an accent. Hey guys, this is boring. Massage time. Are you the bachelor? You're gonna get one before this
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nd is over. Oh, we're gonna tie you up and shave your. Hey, come try this. We have to get off this ship. So. Right. You put the baby in bed,
you tuck, tuck, tuck. Same on the other side. And you give him a kiss goodnight. That's so cute. Then you eat the baby. You won't eat the baby. Please cook. No. You gotta make sure he's good. I'm gonna teach you that. She did. I, on the other hand, was taught by grand
Auntie Mabel. You put the Botox in the face, and then you
pinch, pinch, pinch, then voila
. You guys all learn. When you were kids? We didn't have a choice. We taught you so, you know, the blood, sweat
and tears it took to raise and feed you monkeys. Not like the unwashed microwaving macaroni
and cheese for their own children. No wonder they put their parents in the old
folks home when they grow up. Hello? Mama says if we don't pass traditions down
like this, they'll disappear. And Lonely Like a Tiger two is going to
redefine the genre. She's a star. She's a star. Ah! Oh, I'm blinded
by the light. This is why disco died. You kind of look like a slutty Ebola virus. Like a bag of Skittles. Taste the rainbow. Oh, yes. I think you just altered. I just think if we could just save it. Just tell her this is coming from you. Because she probably doesn't want to hear it
from a guy. Okay? Okay. They remember optimal angles. Nicole. You bowed out like my body. Nicole. You completely. Damn. I like my body. It's like I can't run when
you're 200 degrees. You know? You know when you fuck
me. So take my. And. Take my home. I do. For I. Can. Falling in Love with you. I know this is a far throw from a hidden
Paradise. But wherever you are in the world. That's where I belong. But I. Rachel Chu. Will you marry me? And make me the happiest man in this world. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes, yes. Oh, she's.
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