The Best New Slang Words

Welcome to Good Mythical More. You know, over the centuries, decades, I don't know what, all, all lengths of time, from the beginning of history to now, slang words have been invented to express different scenarios. Sometimes it's the newfangled slang that replaces the old, but sometimes the old needs to re-replace the new, and that's what we're gonna decide today. We're gonna be the arbiters. Yeah. But first, let's play Who You Talkin' About? We're gonna read a comment that one of you made abou

t one of us and decide who it was about. Uh huh. Justin said, blank, tongue deep in someone's eat like an anteater was not something I wanted to picture. I don't, I don't get it. Blank's tongue. Tongue deep. Blank tongue deep in someone's eat like an anteater was not something I wanted to picture. - [Matt] It's supposed to be ear. Ear! Ear, not eat. I got it. Blank's tongue deep in, tongue deep in someone's ear like an anteater. Who put someone's tongue, their tongue in a, in an ear? I don't thi

nk I would have done that. But I don't think you would have done that. I think, I think you, you might have done it. I think, I think if you, back against a wall, you would have done it. But somebody's ear? I don't think I would have done it. I think it's you. I wouldn't have done it. If you, if you go in the hole, it tastes like wax. Nasty. You just go on there, you just taste that? No, you go on the other part. Yeah, yeah. Like, yeah, but if you run the maze with your tongue, you're gonna get

to the destination. Oh, nobody did it. Oh, yeah, yeah, it was, uh. It's a hypothetical conversation. You created a mental image. Oh, sorry. Your fault. Yeah, some of, alright, sorry you pictured that. I didn't actually do it, but I think that is how you, what you're, all right, I stand by it. ((Sneeze)) Okay, bless you, Chase. You've, you've, bless you. Bless you, child. ((Laughing)) Stevie? - [Stevie] Man, you guys, I forget that your college experience, I mean, it's interesting because, you kn

ow, what Rhett was projecting in the Real World video was a real good time. Yeah, he wasn't having, he never had a good time. - [Stevie] Yeah. Yep. Hey, you don't need alcohol to have a good time, Stevie. Right. - [Stevie] That's right. Hey, who came up with the hopsplash? We, exactly. We had a great time in college. Oh. We did have a great time in college. We had the best time of our lives. No, I'm having a great time right now. I mean, maybe not quite as good as now, but. I think I'm having th

e best time of my life right now. Pretty dang good. But, it, I mean, that might be because I just learned how to shotgun a beverage. You're gonna show off at the next party. You gonna bring that thing? The claw? They already took it. They've already taken it. I'll never get it back. Chase, are you? I see there's one right there. Are you taking that? Are you taking that with you? - [Chase] Yeah, I want to. You want it? - [Chase] I'll try it out. Alright. I know you do. - [Matt] You could throw a

really good party with all three of those things we tried today. Yep. That's right. What was the first one? Hot dog reamer. Oh yeah, I'm definitely gonna make a couple of those. I'm not gonna buy them, as you can see, I'm gonna make them. - [Stevie] It's weird, you seem to be so experienced with the Hotdogger. Yeah, yeah, yeah. - [Stevie] Yeah. I bet you can use a broomstick too. It's kinda, you have to whittle the end down a little bit. Into something. No, cause what you do is you have a broom

stick that's just like in the kitchen, that's sort of up against the counter. And then anybody who wants it can come up on it. Right. Just come up on it. We just got a stack of bread and a broomstick. So, Stevie, you're gonna give us a term. - [Stevie] I'm gonna give you some slang. Multiple slang that all mean the same thing? - [Stevie] Yeah. And then, like. Different eras. - [Stevie] We definitively, will, will, decide whether or not people are allowed to use the other slang. We'll pick one.

So, person that is not cool, your options are Square, from the 1940s. Yeah. - [Stevie] Nerd, from the 1950s. Dweeb, from the 1980s. - Dweeb. - Dweeb? We gotta keep Dweeb. Cause nerd, nerd is something else. Nerd is, nerds have ascended. Nerds have ascended. That's exactly right. Nerds run the world, they, they define culture. You know, we should all be scared of them. - [Stevie] It says the first documented appearance of the word nerd was in a Dr. Seuss book called If I Ran the Zoo. Really? - [S

tevie] Yeah. Dr. Seuss invented the word nerd? Well, somebody had to. Gee whiz. I don't like square. I don't like square. Why do I not like? I don't like dweeb either though. - But, like. - You got to choose. It's a derogatory term. Square is like. Square could be a good thing. Sometimes you need a square to show up. Square? I don't know, I think I like square better, cause when you say dweeb, it's hard to not seem like a dweeb. When you're saying dweeb? Yeah, it's like, if you're calling somebo

dy a dweeb, it's like, did, did, did you just seriously call somebody a dweeb? It's like, you're gonna get called out for trying to bring that one back. If you say, I don't know. He's kind of square. Well, you're thinking about it in an interesting way. I'll give you that. He's kind of square. Then it's like, okay, yeah. But I'm thinking about what the word means, not how the word being said makes you seem. If the word for somebody not being cool makes you uncool, in this scenario, I think that

matters more. I think calling somebody a dweeb is, I think I can maintain my coolness and do that. Is that the face you'd be making? ((Laughing)) What? Oh. Dweeb. Yeah. Dweeb. Dweeb. See how it was cool three times in a row? But if I was, like, square, like I said ((Laughing)) You're such a square. See, I lose confidence even when it's coming out. Yeah, like. You're such a square. See? Square. But if I'm like, dweeb. Dweeb. Dweeb. It's a very older brother thing to say. Like, I can't imagine dwe

eb being good in any scenario, but a square, it's a building block. You know what I'm saying? You put a square in a room and then you can put other squares in the room and the next thing you know, you got a full room. You put a bunch of spheres or whatever the opposite. Circles. Dweeb. No, you put circles in the room. There's a lot of space. Oh. Oh. You know what I'm saying? I'm talking about Tetris-ing a room. Alright, alright. We'll go with dweeb. - [Stevie] I was on Link's side of that one un

til you Dweeb! - [Stevie] Your face. - Square! - Dweeb! - [Stevie] That's your face if you were a bully? I never had a, I was a younger brother, so I got, I got bullied by my brother. I never got the opportunity. I was a, even though I was a big boy, I was never a bully. That was never a thing that I did. I kind of wish maybe I had, dweeb. I would've been good at it. - [Stevie] Yeah. Dweeb. - [Stevie] The face. Square. - [Stevie] Yeah. It's, it really. Yeah. Alright. Dweeb. We're keeping dweeb.

Look at this dweeb. Bring it back. - [Stevie] Okay. Drunk. Zozzled, from the 1920s. Zozzled. - [Stevie] Or lit, which is actually from the 1910s, and then it came back again in the 2010s. But when it came back in the 2010s, was it - [Stevie] Well now. It's lit! - [Stevie] It doesn't mean drunk. Lit. You know, it's cool, lit, but lit, meaning drunk, was 1910s. Zozzle got to win this. I mean, that is just. Yeah. You have few occasions to sincerely use a word with three Z's in it. You know, you got

ta take it when it comes. Zizzle. Zizzle is not a word, dude. Oh, you tell that to Snoop. He said for shizzle. Sometimes he says zizzle. No, he doesn't. Yes, he has. He can rhyme anything. I think zizzle, I think you zizzle before you get zozzled. But I do agree, zozzle. Let's get our zizzle on. I am zozzled. I think, let's get our zizzle on. And it's up to you whether you get zozzled. I just shotgunned two. What do you call them? Hop times? Hop times. What are they called? - [Stevie] Hop Splash

. I just. - [Stevie] Hop times. I just shotgunned two Hop Splashes. I'm so zozzled. See? It works. That's great. Zozzled. Lit, not working. - [Stevie] I also, like in the 1920s, like you would have to imagine it's like speakeasies and like flappers and like. I don't know, that's. Oh, honey, let's get zozzled. ((Laughing)) Let's flap, let's flap our flappers. - [Stevie] Okay. Gossip, 411 from the 80s or tea from the 90s, which came back in the 2020s, yeah. So the 90s came back in the 2020s. I l

ike tea because it's easier to say, first of all. Spilling the tea. And it just, it works in so many contexts. I don't think it's going away. Yeah, 411 is kind of like, what are you talking about? Oh, well it used to be like, information number or whatever, but it's just like, it's a number, it's hard to remember. Yeah. But tea, people are going to keep drinking tea, I bet you forever. And spilling the tea, and like, the way that like, The way that you drink tea, it's like the perfect thing for

like gossip. It's like, you know, a little sip and a little share. A little, a little whisper over the top of the teacup. You know what I'm saying? So people can't see my mouth, you know? If something comes back, then I think it's got some staying power, you know? You know how coaches will be like talking to their players on their things and they'll cover their mouth. Cause they don't want to get stolen. So, they can't see what they're saying? I think that needs to be tea for them. I think all

coaches, and not just British football coaches, all people need to be drinking, all coaches need to be drinking tea when concealing secrets. You know who else does that, and it has become a thing? So, when professional sports people, like NBA players, on opposite teams, go up to each other and talk after a game. They cover their mouths. They cover their mouths because they end up in Bad Lip Reading and all, and people, people will take like, oh, these two people are talking to each other and th

ey'll just read their lips. And so now, like. If LeBron goes up to Steph Curry after a game, they'll just, they'll do, everybody covers their mouths to talk to each other. Watch next time. Because of Bad Lip Reading or because of lip reading in general? Both. - [Stevie] For privacy. For privacy. For privacy. They need teas. They should give out teas after every NBA basketball game. So everybody can be like. What's the tea? Spilling the tea? It all works. But it's just Gatorade. That tea is hot.

Like it all works. Everything, it's like a complete, what's it called? What is tea for gossip? It's a thing for it. What's the word? Container. You're close to saying it. I gotta pee so bad. You gotta pee so bad? I drank 24 ounces of, drink. Beer seed. - [Stevie] This is not directed towards anyone, know-it-all, your options are smart aleck from the 1860s. Wise guy from the 1800s, and then repopularized in the 1970s, or. Hey, what are you, a wise guy? From that. - [Stevie] Abercrombie, which I d

id not know that was the meaning of, from the 1930s. What? Abercrombie? What? Do you have any other info on Abercrombie? It's half of a clothing brand. I guess that's the one that knew everything. So, if you call somebody an Abercrombie, don't you have to know a lot in order to know that Abercrombie is what you would call a know-it-all? So isn't that like the pot calling the kettle black? Well, I think the implication is that Fitch didn't know sh. You know what I'm saying? Oh, Fitch. Are you an

Abercrombie or are you a Fitch? I guess I'm a Fitch. - I don't. - Are you asking? I don't really like any of these. I mean, smart ass. smart aleck. Is better than smart aleck. Smart aleck is I think that I've always thought that to mean like, if you're, say, if you're, if you, if you're annoyingly. Not being a know-it-all, but you're kind of being, you're saying something sarcastic to get under somebody's skin in the same way that like wise guy. Right. What are you, a wise guy? I think we're go

nna have to go with Abercrombie here. We, we've learned something to now know what to call, know-it-alls. - [Stevie] It's interesting, it says that the, the origin of the word is Scottish. And it comes from a place named Abercrombie in Scotland. The name is a compound of the Gaelic words, aber and crombie. Aber means confluence or mouth of a river, and crombie means bend or crook. So, the mouth of the crooked river. So, like, know-it-all. A crooked mouth. Somebody who's just like spouting off al

l the time. Won't shut up. - [Stevie] Yeah. With knowledge. - [Stevie] An attractive, independent woman. Brick house, from the 1970s, versus baddie, origin 2010s? A brick house. I feel like this is a, there's a, yep. A brick house is more than an attractive, independent woman. I mean, listen to the. Listen to the song that made it famous. Right. I mean, did the song make it famous, or did, was it already famous? Well, the song definitely put it into our public consciousness. I mean, the measure

ments, when you put the measurements of a woman's body into the song lyrics. Yeah. It seems like the thing that you're thinking about most is her body. Yeah. I think, I think the word is, she's. Not her approach to life. She's built, and knows how to please. Right. Sure enough, can knock a strong man to his knees. But I don't. Wow, she's a brick house. But I don't like it. I don't like it because, I mean. How, you can't objectify a woman more than calling her a literal house made of a certain ma

terial. Yeah, that is an object. I mean, that's as objectifying as you can get. But if you call her a baddie, now she, now like, now she is an attractive, independent woman. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, yeah, yeah, baddie's good, right? She could be a baddie for all kinds of reasons. Who are we to say? Chase, who are you to say? What's your? - [Chase] I'm a producer. That's right. Alright, what's your opinion? - [Chase] Don't objectify women. Don't objectify women. Okay. Alright. Now, when my

mom, my mom was a strong, independent woman. She was. And she divorced her second husband. Your mom's a baddie. And she lived with him until he, drew up the house plans for her new house, which then had to be built. So they just continued to live together, as did I, until the house was built. And I'll tell you right now, that was, it was a brick house. It was a brick house. Yep, he designed it for her and had it built, and then she moved out. That's a brick house, baby. My mom's a brick house.

Yeah, your mom's such a baddie, she had a brick house built for her. That's right. That's right. Carport, though. That's quite a carport. Quite a carport. It could, it could port one car. Two bedroom, Jack and Jill bathroom. Enter, enter through one of two ways. There's two ways to enter that bathroom. Yeah, yeah. Right when you came in the front door, you'd go to left? No, it was the side door. It was the carport door. Oh, I mean, I consider that the front door. I never once came in your front

door. Well, no. I came in the carport door. That's because we had a chair in front of it. But yeah, I mean. Yeah, it was a non-functional door. Well, it functioned. We just didn't function it. You put a chair in front of it. What about a fire? It's a brick house. It was a brick house. It can't burn. You can't burn it down. You can't burn it down. You can try. So, I'm actually sticking with brick house here. For, for. But for positive reasons. For positive reasons. - [Stevie] How about money? Bac

on. 1920s. Bring home the bacon. - [Stevie] Bread from the 1960s. That's nice. I like that. - [Stevie] Or cheddar, from the 1980s. Ooh, all of these are good and they, I mean, bread and cheddar are the two candidates that we're gonna consider here. Bacon, it's almost. Yeah, bacon's, bacon's out. I don't, I don't know what this means, but it seems cheesy, if that makes sense, even though cheddar is cheddar. Bacon seems cheesy. But bread and cheddar. Cheddar is like, when you're talking about, you

've got, when you're bragging about how much money you have. But if you're like, if you want to use it in like normal conversation, like. Gotta get that bread. I gotta get some bread. I gotta, I gotta get that cheddar still works, but like, Hey man, you got any bread? You got any bread on you? You got any cheddar on you? Doesn't work. Maybe they can coexist, but we're definitely getting rid of bacon. Bread is a really good word in general. Bread is a great, bread. Bread, bread, bread. Think abou

t it. What was, have you ever heard the word bread and been like, that made me less happy than I was a moment ago. Right. Right. Bread. Bread. Want any more bread? No thanks, but you asking me that made me a little bit happier. Bread. What about cheddar? Cheddar. Cheddar. Cheddar. Cheddar. It's not as good. It's harder to say. Ch, ch, ch. Cheddar. Cheddar. Cheddar. - Cheddar. - Cheddar. It's good, but it's not great anymore now that I think about it. I think I could say, I think I could say brea

d. Bread. We should start saying bread. Bread. Bread. Bread it is. Bread. Bread. - [Rhett] Join the 3rd Degree Annual Plan for your choice of one of the past quarterly items, while supplies last through February 29th.