hi everybody I'm Dave this is my good friend Paul
Paul how long have you and I known one another well you and I go back to 1982 so how many years
is that eight yeah something like that I was told there would be no math uh and then I what I've
known about you from the very beginning as one of your really good best friends is Marty Short
Marty and I met in Toronto 1972 Canadians 10 years previous actually he and I came together
because uh the new York show uh God spell from 1972 music you wor
ked on that and that's where
you two met yeah because they had a a company uh from this hit off Broadway show starting a
company up in Canada and both of us got hired and we came working together eight shows a week
every night so a good friend of yours still a good friend of yours and a good friend of our show and
he I don't know how many times he was on our show but I'm telling you for me it was like a holiday I
could relax and as a viewer person in the audience or somebody at home I could
just enjoy Marty just
being near him and he he kind of vibrated with a a highlevel bright humor that would just Cascade
over the building and it was delightful one of the things that always comes to my mind about
Marty on the show it it was part of the uh was the woodwork of the whole effort he would come in
he would a grand opening oh thanks for remembering thanks for remembering he would sit down and then
he would have some uh semi insulting if not fully insulting compliment for me and t
hey I can't even
begin you look are what are you using who is your guy you know what have you had done have you had
a rib remove and then exactly you look great thank you very much I saw you wandering uhhuh through
the hallway I thought Piscopo was here you're working out aren't what is it have you had a lift
are you wearing lifts is it the new chin no I just take care of myself I watch it's a new chin yeah
you are looking so much like Johnny Depp I thought you were SK oh Rich have you had
a rib removed no
what is it have you had another bypass remember one time you said to me at a party you said I find
you artificial and it hurt because that's not true you've had a tattoo removed haven't you I don't
I don't the ones with the unicorns mating that one I don't know I still have that one I often
feel it's a mistake for men like yourself to do cosmetic surgery but I'm telling you and it's not
until you get really close you can see the surgeon scars CU you can't see them from a di
stance don't
have too much work done no I won't then you get this thing you know this gets longer and it's just
a it's a false bad look and I've been on your show many times I've never seen the show funnier
than tonight I'm serious my God your skin is so youthful thank you thank it's not firm but it's
youthful and the word jaundice bar comes to mind anymore I look at you and all I think to myself
whatever he's doing 30% more and he's Angela lansberry well thank you knowing him as I do I
ca
n say that he was super prepared you know what I loved I'm sorry to interrupt when you'd be playing
the piano and he would get up on the piano and the gag was that he had stepped on you crushing your
hand on the keyboard you have to do that I loved it Matt Rock helped me with that actually with my
reaction to developing it because I was trying to build it up and do like B ah ah ah Matt came over
and said I think just one uh one yeah but I also remember the first time I was on the show and
a
nd and then also the he would end the segment with songs I didn't realize that there was this
ongoing uh so and so as a Lady Luck is a lady uh show business is a lady Thanksgiving is a lady
Halloween is a lady Dave is a lady on and on and on that would be the theme of his music I think
it started with when the first one may have been Broadway as a lady when you hit Broadway with the
show we opened up at the Ed Sullivan Theater and it would always have a little something a little
lwd in it y
ou've got a treat lady Broadway kindly you've got to give her your respect then
she'll suck your face like no chick ever has you have to come her pumpkin gentle with
a knife that's extra thick then she'll gladly trick your treat and light your [Music] Wick
so in closing Mr Letterman here's a tip from an elf who knows ah this Frosty chick will
warm you to your toes just remember your 9th anniversary is a lady thank you the new year
is a lady so don't give this sister sass or she'll come and
kick your ass and you'll kiss
your baby [Applause] [Music] [Applause] byby the musicality of it was always hyperbolic it
was like it was the you know I've got to say our friend Joe leaderman working on the show
at that time would choreograph most of those things as you can tell Paul and I both love the
man Paul is a good friend he is a friend on the show and tremendous tremendous talent and so
rather than continue to yak about it let's just take a look at him on the L fantastic we're
in Ba
l Bal onario beautiful place 150 Mi north of just like On Golden Pond it's just a it's
just beautiful oh just birds and oh Woodland Dave did you say Woodland I did I it is it
is it is by the end of a week everyone is just talking and looking for loot everywhere
did you know that Uncle tuse is coming for a week thank you all right all right thank you
there is there is a subtler version of doing that you know okay ready you know Uncle tuse is
coming for two weeks two weeks I had heard that he
was only how upset would you be if I just
poured the rest of this in your lap uh do I do I have a choice really well yeah if you if
you don't want me to do it I won't go ahead go [Applause] ahead when I do Jerry's laugh I
always uh feel that I have to have him eating a Loz for some reason now he might take offense
you know no because when Jerry talks seriously it's a there's a feeling of something because of
there's a lot of uh giving in what we do and what if you think that's it's easy wh
at he does then
you're completely mistaken cuz you got to sit back there and when he does the the laugh which
is kind of like a a a plum pudding bubbling and all oh L how's your a baby girl she is adorable
Catherine yeah yeah she's very cute I'm teaching her a few comedy things now
I've I've taught her that when she falls she must wait for the laugh
she can't just get up you know and uh I've already taught her an impersonation
she very little language how old how old a girl we have here tw
o years old yeah so it's
just a three-word impersonation I've thought of Gary Cooper can we hear a little of you doing
your daughter doing Gary Cooper it's just three words just forget it he's dead it's not it's not
you do uh have done in the past impressions of Katherine heurn right yes yeah now did did am
I imagining this or did you actually meet her once after having done the impression somewhere
no no I had never done the impression this is a few years ago I hadn't met her I I was uh se
eing a
show called The Royal Family play in New York and I was just sitting there by myself at one ticket
and suddenly I hear people moving down the aisle and it's move over jeez get the hell away from
why why that hat and uh and I look over and it's C so she sits right here and I don't say anything
I just kind of look at the play like this and then uh the play continues and it's a great play royal
family and at the end of the First Act Rosemary Harris does this dramatic diet tribe and kind
of
collapses and a he motion curtain goes down and forgetting that it's Katherine heprin I turned
just to this person to my left and I say isn't she classy and she says because I'm talking to her
like a r well she is Rosemary always has ability to just simply take over c not unlike Spencer
who just seems to achieve the level that you would want to so when she was finished I said
to her well miss Hein you're no slouch and uh she just looked at me and said and then turned
to the person side
could could you change seats please that was it we never talked the other
big stars that you met over there Jimmy Jimmy Stewart oh man so this you didn't know I could
do Jimmy Stewart did you you're still not sure almost everybody can do a little Jimmy Stewart
that's yours Harvey here and that's all I can do this is my 13th appearance and I realize that
you and I have never hugged publicly never never wait a minute never hugged period I know it all
all right well okay let's just go ahead a
re you oh you okay sorry so let this be the start of
something big can we all right sure the first time I did Johnny Carson Show I was uh kind
of nervous because I mean it was Johnny yeah yeah it was 1988 too and uh the first guest
was Betty Davis and I decided being a cocky nut master that I am that it would be that it
would be kind of funny to do Betty Davis to Betty well no that makes sense Betty had come
out and she' killed she'd killed she'd done the unicycle bid she' done all her stuf
f was
88 and uh she in the plates look at all they move you know and so I came out and Betty was
here and I came out and I looked at sat down and I turned and said and what a pleasure
to meet you and she had no idea who I was or how I sounded then later on I did Jerry
Lewis I was doing Jerry Lewis and I decided to you know I was getting cocky and and I
said hey so John it's exciting to be here Benny and that shocked me it even startled you
and she just s like this so finally and I was doin
g some fris naations it and finally you you
uh you hear from the side she you hear do you do me now i' done her you see so I turned to her
and I said well you're not that easy to do and she said then skip it Frank SRA around um uh
trying to be really hip 1974 all right here we go all right I Shot the Sheriff however
I did not shoot the deputy ding dong ding dong yeah number six I got hurt herpes lots of
herpes fthy herpes who could ask for anything more all right but I work with an actress
whose breath was be it was like it was like a possum blew up her breath now again I don't
want to be too graphic or in any way rude but it was like no the breath of a cougar and and
it was really really bad I I she was Ill or something and God and I I'm not exaggerating I
swear to God this is true I would we'd have to do scenes like this and I would she I'd
say well how do you think that makes me feel there was another way of describing the
woman's condition and you said it was it was she
was sort of like you said it smelled
like come on what I get what k ballards no oh I said it smelled like no John Goodman's
couch you said you said noard couch you said it was K Ballard's couch well maybe I
didn't want to say that on well I'm s I've been looking forward to it all [Applause] day all
[Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] right [Music] everyone there was a billionaire Barry
Diller you know the CEO of fox and Neil Simon and and and Carl Riner and Johnny
Carson and S
teve said you know come to the and I said no no I I I you know I'd be
I he said no the most anyone has ever lost is $600 and you could win $600 so why
not and So within 5 minutes I was down $1,900 and I was I didn't know what to do and they
were kind of looking at me and so then I decided that whatever I would do I I could figure if I
just put the antee in and if I folded every hand I could make it through the night and I would get
four aces fold and I and at one point I saw Johnny Carson l
ook at Neil son go doing that thing oh
good we're right in the thick of our American presidential race and Canadians do you guys you
any interest in that no not really no no we do I mean in in Canada I was kind of uh I was more of
a political you know satius with the music kind of I was I don't remember that like Mark Russell I
was kind of the Canadian Mar I'd had the pork pie hat doing oh the deficit oh the deficit you know
that was very good doing the separatist rag one of those things we
made three Three Amigos then
we made father the bride One MH and two mhm wow uh a prince of Egypt and of course Sophie's Choice
so that's six films really I don't I don't recall the two of you in Sophie's Choice I'll look
forward again I don't know which one did take that was I didn't I nice very nice do you remember
our vist bit I sure do go ahead hey say hello to Uncle Dave oh was that you okay go start again
it's been a while go ahead done it for a long long time hey say hello to Uncle
Dave hi Uncle
Dave how are you well I'm fine Marty well little Marty yes well little Marty how's your family
they're all dead oh the later Lucy voice take me through that one more time well you know
Lucy started off hey ath hey girl Ricky's gonna be mad at me yeah by the last series it
was hey Kim Harry's mad at [Applause] me what about if you and Jay Leno right toured in uh
a production of The Odd [Laughter] Couple now you're talking don't you think you you'd be
saying you know for for fo
r the love of God Jay why must you park your antique fire engine
in the driveway and he I don't know I like it methy you like it clean they're room for
both of us wow don't you think that could work this is a license to print money this was
one of the most awkward experiences I ever had in my life we always had a driver named Carlos
car drove us to the airport a driver pulls up and um and a very handsome 6'4 African-American
man comes out in full Livery and as Nancy says is is um Carlos pic
king us up and I say
no he's sending someone else that's all I said and um so now we are in the car and we're
driving along and Nancy says to the driver oh Bumpus you know we're going American Airlines
right and he looks in the room mirror and goes yes I do and then she oh Bumpus [Laughter] you
know we have a greeter someone is greeting us he looks a little longer in the mirror this
time and he goes uh yes I do and I'm thinking to myself what a name I got to try this
name and I go oh Bumpu
s Bumpus let me ask you this um are you going to take the 405
or the marina and he said and now he looks at me a little longer in the mirror and he
says the 405 I'm going to take the 405 and I turn to Nancy and I say how do you know his
name is bukus and she says because you told me I said when did I tell you she said I asked
you is Carlos picking us up and you said no bumpuses I said I didn't say that
I said he was sending someone out buus is piing so then we pull up to the LAX and
we get
out of the car and I give him a $122,000 tip and I say I am so sorry what is your name and he said my name is Larry give me
a seat there we go a bounc [Music] cc David let him in there you're
quite a guy I'd say you stand about oh so high you got a new show and that's
a good thing and you don't work blue and that's also good d da D de whatever the
hell else you want to put but you know what you don't have all the answers py no
I know please please don't sing this to me no no no no I really
here I'm happy to do a song
oh that would be lovely you'd like me to I don't know whether this is better or if it's just if
I go koi like that that's no I I like that just give me a little camera room but you're fine
there okay you're not you're not the first man who sat on this desk like that yeah man alone me
who else I didn't know you played the violin you didn't know I played the he plays the violin Paul
oh for goodness he does I I would love you to read more about me um David and I ye
ars ago and I know
you don't talk about this we we did an all-white version of The Whiz which was and and to hear
him do EAS on down the road cuz Dave and I have been friends for a long time in fact we met years
ago in a Stage production uh where he was playing the role of lofty uh in the production of queer is
folk and I remember at the time thanks for [Music] [Applause] remembering fly me through this room
and make my entrance with finesse so your FES open ma'am I'm looking down your dres
s he lived through
dog attacks and jackan is Cobra somehow the guy survived a feud with OA a through thick and
through thin all out and all in and whether it's wind place or show it's me for you we'll muddle
through whatever we do together Raymond B and Mony Hall they came to America Maro ker she took
a fall got proac in America Michael Fox he's not that call but lifs in America Pam Lee her breasts
were small implants in America so let's unite all of us and take our pants up all together sh
all
we go back to your polling place oh [Music] my [Applause] James gandini Tony Soprano on one of TV's bet
shows he's a good fell people now now take the Cheney our nation's VP he has a heart that tends
to race and shot his body in the face both men are millionaires and they have lost some hair but
there's one other commonality that they both share but they won't now do the Late Show the L show
nobody could pay them enough though Tiger Wood said d games a no go it stings quite a big being
burn byad pit who shs the lake show he hates dve G I li it's raining it's rain let's show what kind of mid fans
we are and tie the dog to the roof of our car so raise a glass PA is by to that jeno Dave's heart
has gone [Applause] on his charm his report Here's 2 20 more I open heart s you've been G we qu yours
your restore and your heart will go [Applause] on God bless you thank you for everything thank
you for everything the wonderful Marty Short [Music] everybody
Comments
Darn you, I saw this and immediately had to check if he'd died. You need to change the title to "The Best of Martin Short Who is not Dead Yet"
One of the greatest talk show guests of all time.
He seems like a mighty fine fellow, I must say.
I love that Martin and Paul started out together doing Godspell in Toronto and kept on doing musical bits together each time Martin was on The Late Show or Late Night.
I loved his SCTV days. Marty is so multi-talented. Really enjoyed this. Thanks Dave!
So funny! Martin Short is an international treasure!
Martin Short is just pure dynamite anytime he's on. I always loved his appearances with Dave. His Katharine Hepburn impression is so funny.
Somebody give this guy an award, he's my favorite!
As Martin says, “Thanks for Remembering!”
If there were ANY video I'm insanely eager to see, it's this one. Big thanks to who(m) ever works on putting together these videos.
One of the crown jewels of comedy!
Sleepless in LA tonight. Then I came across this. Now I’ll never get to sleep! I’ve long felt that Martin Short was one of the best talkshow guests ever. Have been loving him on the brilliant “Only Murders in the Building” for three seasons now. Miss you, Dave! You have always been an original! People watched Johnny for comfort, you for excitement! 📺😂❤
He may be my favorite celebrity of all time. He has made me laugh for 40 years
Started watching Letterman in the 80s.....LOVE YOU DAVE
Martin Short is the consummate entertainer. As a fellow Canadian, I’m so proud of him.
His sleazy lawyer Nathan Thurm was the best😂
Martin Short is the greatest!
What a blessing. Thank you for making this!!!!!🎉🎉🎉
If I had to pick the single best Letterman guest of all time, it would have to be the fabulous Mr. Short.
Everyone should be able to enjoy life as much as Martin Short appears to on talk shows.