the bungou stray dogs wan! dub being my type of humour for 4 minutes

[Curb Your Enthusiasm plays as intro music] [static sound beep] Atsushi: The first lesson in taking a jab, is you slap 'em and say, as if, [bass boosted] BRUH [static sound beep] Higuchi: CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP Tachihara: [exasperated] don't tell me you still haven't figured it out... T: PICK YOUR JAW UP OFF THE FLOOR HIGUCHIIIIIII Akutagawa: Hey. T: OOOOH SOUNDS LIKE AKUTAGAWA'S GUNNA LAY DOWN THE LAW A: SHUT. YOUR. TRAP. TACHI. HARA. T: Ouch, I'd hate to be that guy— T: wait, ME ?????? A: [severel

y distorted] DID I STUTTER?? [static sound beep] A: for bidets...? A: Is Dazai a bidet guy...? A: I must choose paper fit for Dazai's buttocks! [very determined] [static sound beep] Chuuya: the hell is this? Dazai: a notebook detailing all my grievances with you! C: get out. D: I also have 26 more volumes archived at home. C: Why don't you just say all of that stuff to my face?? D: Chuuya put lemon on the karaage without asking. (T/N: karaage = Japanese-style fried chicken) D: My life SUCKS. C:

That's just petty! C: [heavily distorted] You TWIT! C: You'll regret this garbage when I get bigger! D: eh-huh, that kind of hypothetical is next to impossible... [static sound beep] Atsushi: Hey! I have a right to be here too, ya know? Akutagawa: Luckily for you, I can't waste my time tormenting you today. Akutagawa: So, you should savour your good fortune and Akutagawa: [volume boosted] m a k e l i k e a t r e e Akutagawa: and get outta here. Atsushi: Okay. I get it. Atsushi: except the

tree bit... [static beep sound] T/N: not subtitling these sounds because I don't know how to LOL enjoy Dazai: Go, go, go, g-go, go go! D: Yuh, yuh, yuh, y-yuh! D: C'mon, Kunikida! D: Let the spirits of dance possess you and join us! Dance! Atsushi : It's actually a lot of fun! Kunikida: Well, back to work I go. A: YOU'RE NOT EVEN GONNA COMMENT AT ALL??? K: [volume boosted] Wait, this isn't a fever dream? [static sound beep] Chuuya: Little known fact. C: Did you know drinking milk makes you tal

ler? Atsushi: Is that true you get bigger just from drinking it? C: That's right! And I drink milk each and every day! A: [sparkles] You're gonna be like a skyscraper! C: [bass boosted and distorted] SO TRUE! [static beep sound] Dazai: This time out, I think I'm gonna try to become a delicious toasted steamed bun! D: Ahh, I'm getting all toasty, so turn me over! Akutagawa: Yessir. Atsushi: Good idea! Atsushi: You wanna make sure he cooks evenly all around! Atsushi: and don't forget to add the mi

so sauce! Atsushi: aS iF, BrUh [static beep sound] Dazai: [old man wheeze] D: I mean, that was an understandable mistake, wasn't it!? D: Little dogs and raccoons are carnivorous mammals, D: AND, D: some people even keep raccoons as pets...! D: Dogs and raccoons are both fluffy— and have four legs— D: they both have, D: uh, D: noses— D: and a— D: mouth...? D: yeah... [static beep sound] Kyouka: Tower of Grub! Atsushi: ...huh? K: Tower of Grub. A: Yeah... still not getting it... K: It's a pun on t

he anime series called Tower of Go— A: Okay, okay! I got it! You can stop there! [static beep sound] Dazai: Atsushi asked me if I happen to dislike dogs! D: I DO consider them my arch-enemy, D: so, to get inside the mind of a dog, D: I tried becoming one! D: Turns out it fit me WAY better than I expected! D: I guess I'm just well-suited to being a S T R A Y D O G Chuuya: I'm gonna rip that nose right off you. [static beep sound] Dazai: We gettin' spicy! D: lemme go grab my popcorn :D Atsushi: W

OULD YOU STOP ENJOYING THIS AT OUR EXPENSE, DAZAI? Atsushi: PLEASE. Akutagawa: HEY! Akutagawa: HOW DARE YOU RAISE YOUR VOICE LIKE THAT TO DAZAI, WERETIGER ?? Atsushi: WAWAW Atsushi: Alright, NOW you've pissed me OFF! Akutagawa: If I split you in two, will that stop you from YELLING? Atsushi: I'll NEVER stop yelling and I'll never let go— Atsushi: I'll NEVER stop yelling and I'll never let go— Dazai: YEAH YEAH [incoherent arguing ft. Dazai cheering from the sidelines] [static beep noise] Dazai: W

hy don't you show us your cards then, Ango? Ango: Uh, I'd... rather not... thanks. D: Oda, sick 'em, boy! Oda: WOOF! Ango: [distressed noises] Dazai: Good boy, good boy! Ango: [continued struggling noises] Dazai: It's even lamer than I thought... Ango: That's why I didn't wanna show it to you! Dazai: Sorry, Ango :) [static beep sound] Akutagawa: They say fools and smoke share a liking for high places. Atsushi: Hey! I heard that, Akutagawa! Atsushi: Look, Kyouka! I managed to get it down! Atsush

i: Look at him! Atsushi: Such a cute wittle tiger! Akutagawa: URGH. Akutagawa: Rashoumon! [balloon pops] Atsushi: Uh... Atsushi: YOU THIEF! WHY DID YOU HAVE TO DO THAT? Akutagawa: It really annoyed me. Atsushi: WHAT ARE YOU, SOME KINDA HOT-TEMPERED YOUNGSTER?? Akutagawa: Are you saying YOU'RE any different? [static beep sound] Dazai: That's why I called Atsushi here too! Atsushi: Akutagawa's here? Atsushi: I came here only because you promised me a delicious dessert! Dazai: Well, yeah! Dazai: [d

istorted] I was referring to myself! Atsushi: Ew, N O ?? [static sound beep] [Trash Candy by GRANRODEO (BSD OP 1) plays as outro music]