what happens when 800 of the world's most elite footballers and their managers live together under one roof players stop being polite and start getting real this is the champions i never suck up to the front office because i'm too cold for school i'm not throwing a secret party but if you want to come to a secret party you know who to ask disma doesn't pass me the ball too much at least he treats me better than he treats bablina wow if these injuries keep up i might have to play center back stra
ight out of the leads it's a big norwegian coming for the golden boot of this season everybody know where the flow can go on my left foot and i shoot for goal [Music] [Applause] [Music] all right cut cut let's take a water break early and i got a great partnership on the pitch and an even better partnership making rap videos yo figure that was classmate what you're looking at [Music] yo no why only the coolest players get invited at that group chat oh sick yeah great for you [Music] oh my god yo
u have to go please let us all let me live through you but don't go changing on us don't worry i won't [Music] ami you have been crushing it lately it's only a matter of time till you make your big money move i mean i did it at 18 but 20 would still be impressive so where you want to play england italy i would like to ring the real question is how you gonna spend all that money are you going to get a personal hair stylist some exotic cars customized indoor football pitch you better start thinkin
g about the trophy cabinet right now oh hey erling oh hey you seem bothered by this whole expensive affc thing oh why because paul would invite me to the movies last summer then i never heard back from him and now he pretends like i didn't get my tanks so uh we were just going to the arcade but since we're all here maybe we can go together arcades are for little clubs come on guys [Music] we're not little we're like the second biggest club in germany early you're gonna let him talk about your cl
ub like that sorry guys i need to think about my future i need to think about big money moves [Music] next thing you know he'll be on the cover of a video game well something's bound to happen when you scored 20 champions league goals in 14 appearances assists are important too you know stop hitting him one more yellow card out of the ball pit okay everybody out the arcade is closed for a private party what you can't do that marco rush is going for a high score i've been playing here forever wha
t are you doing here i thought you didn't even like arcades well we like spending money and the day rate on this place is ridiculous it's the flex oh tell you what we'll play you for it if any of you can beat any of us we'll leave bring it bruv all right bonfire let's show dortmund who is boss [Music] [Music] [Music] i'm putting that on tick tock [Music] maybe next time well looks like we beat all of you guess you just got relegated from the arcade [Laughter] hey you didn't beat all of us it has
all come down to this let's see what you've got helen oh no the game can't handle their speed early you're all right sorry i broke the machine guys no mate you were just standing up for us i'm sorry for getting jealous it's okay you're still my strike partner so i guess you're still one of us yes until i get sold yes i'm one of you damn biggie you're even better than i thought we should start our own group chat that's like just us we call it goats of tomorrow okay cool this could be the beginni
ng of a beautiful rivalry this game's really on its last legs huh yeah let's get this out of here to make room for some new stuff [Music] is [Music] wow my group chat is blowing up
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The fact that Hummels is taking care of the youth academy is just amazing
Sancho in real life : 20% english accent, 80% German accent Sancho in the champions : 200% English accent 😂
Petition to never end this show.
"We're not little! We're, like, the second-biggest club in Germany!" That hurt!
For those of us who enjoyed 15+ years of Messi-Ronaldo dominance the last scene of the clip is sad 😔
“This games on its last legs” was too savage and sad too! Ohhhh the great era of Messi and Ronaldo!😭😭
Marco saying, “I’VE BEEN PLAYING HERE FOREVER” was priceless.
The script of the show was writen brilliantly. The pogba's "maybe next summer" to Sancho and Reus "I've been playing here forever" are the examples of how good the script is. Great show by bleacher report!
seeing Haaland stand up for his boys makes me too happy
“Erling’s getting so popular, next thing you know, he’ll be on the cover of a video game” FIFA- my time has come
Sancho : pogba invited me to the movies last summer lmao Old Trafford theater of dreams
As a Frenchie, I have to say you nailed the Mbappe impersonation!
Reporter: Haaland what do u say to being called the best young footballer in the world? Haaland: yes.
“Because I’m Tuchel for school” somebody copyright this before it turns into an overused joke
5:07 Drogba with the " It's a fuckin disgrace" face LMAO
Notice how when halaand gets electrocuted he is skeleton is a robot 😂
"Benzema doesn't pass me the ball too much, but at least he treats me better than he treats Valbuena!" - Vinicius Jr.
Pogba : sorry kid, maybe next summer Sancho : argghh... That hits hard lmao
And almost exactly a year later, Erling got his big money move
Haaland lines: * Song * "Don't worry I won't" "I would like to" "Oh hey" "Sorry guys I need to think about my future, I need to think about big money moves "Hey! You didn't beat all of us" "Sorry I broke the machine guys" "It's Ok. You're still my strike partner" "Yes... until I get sold, yes. I'm one of you" "OK, cool"