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The Chief Apologises | Scot Squad | BBC Scotland Comedy

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BBC Scotland - Comedy

3 years ago

i'm delighted to be joined by a member of the chinese community as i apologize for using the phrase chinese whispers i appreciate that this is deeply offensive to the chinese i i completely understand why they went totally mental i'm delighted uh to be joined by a mental health campaigner to witness my apology for using the phrase they've gone mental i can see some of you are surprised that i'm apologizing but no gone are the days when getting an apology out of me was like getting a fiver over a
n abadonian eh i would like to apologize uh to the largest aberdonian community the aberdonians i i do understand that aberdorian feelings are important i'm surprised actually that our diversity officer didn't make that clear to me honestly sometimes around here it's like the blind leading the blind i would like to apologize to scotland's blind community i hear your concerns and i promise you they will not fall on deaf ears i would like to apologize to the deaf community i would like to say sorr
y i realized what i said i honestly i had a fit i apologize unreservedly to all of the epileptics in scotland for my use of the word fit i i completely understand why you've got to be in your bonnet now i would like to apologize to anyone connected with bees or the wider bee community bees indeed are a vital part of society i try my best to get a statement that wouldn't offend anyone i really did but do you know when when me and my advisors get together honestly it's like two bald men fighting o
ver a comb i would like to apologize to scotland's bold community of which i am a member i would like to apologize and exonerate myself chief i'm sorry chief you're forgiven i was particularly pleased with my final apology because i could uh apologize and accept the apology at the same time i do like to kill two birds with one stone i would like to apologize to the entire avian community for my cruel and insensitive words i'm sorry

Comments

@colonelvector

Laughed so hard I couldn't breathe. I apologise to all those in the asthmatic community.

@markieboy1983

I laughed so hard I nearly peed myself... I'd like to apologise to the incontinent community...

@bazcuda

I'm in stitches 😂😂😂....and I would therefore like to apologise to Sewing Circles everywhere, and to the wider crocheting community in general.

@philgurski5265

As a Canadian I'd like to apologise to everyone everywhere for everything that has ever happened, Sorry eh!

@Rhythmattica

This is such Gold! (Disclaimer: I apologise to all jewellers..... )

@peterellis721

This was sent to me by an ex police officer with 27 years experience over three different forces. Nothing could sum up modern policing more than this video.

@charlesallan6771

You can't teach an old dog new tricks. Apologies to the geriatric canine community.

@Larryberry961

My favourite parts: the way he says “bee” and that sudden look of despair after the two birds with one stone comment.

@CA-vr1hc

He's made a right dog's dinner of that! I'd like to apologise to all dogs & dog food companies everywhere 😆

@thepoet100

I nearly laughed my head off. I would like to apologise to the leprosy community for my insensitive comments. 😂😂😂

@billtomo

Absolutely brilliant. Sums up this world in 2 minutes.

@lucianphotography7240

This is the first time I've ever seen the Chief and I think it is BRILLIANT... I apologize to the entire community of smart people. I am truly sorry. Oh damn it, I apologies to all the people in the community who only speak the truth. You two know who you are!

@filoni8434

What really ties this whole sketch together is the confusion from some of the people’s faces. They just look at him like “why tf do you think we’d be offended”

@dogriffiths

This is the funniest programme I've seen in years. Laugh out loud funny.

@gnarkillkicksass

As an Aussie, this is brilliant. Anything that happens in Australia upsets Melbourne and the exasperated low effort appologies take a day to make them stop crying.

@MebXVII

The funniest thing about this sketch is that it's on The BBC who are one of the biggest proponents of the everything is offensive culture.

@kevint8448

I'd like to apologise to the people who can't stop saying sorry I apologise to myself unreservedly

@jamc9459

'Two bald men fighting over a comb" oh my gosh my stomach hurts, and it's too late at night to laugh out loud. I'd like to apologize to all bald MMA fighters.....and Mike Tyson.

@reenieager4243

So funny, so appropriate and so sums up modern society and attitudes. Loved it😂!

@davidfell4569

Absolutely brilliant. I really laughed out loud.