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The Comment Section is Brutal - Comedian Howie Bell - Chocolate Sundaes Standup Comedy

Everyone knows that the real comedy is in the comment section. For more of Howie Bell follow him on social media: @howiebizzell Originally filmed 9/17/23 Videographer: Omar Juarez @badsplice Editor: Keera Stephen @keera.s Like, comment, and subscribe for more hilarious content! Clips from the country’s hottest and funniest stand-up comedy show, Chocolate Sundaes. Held Every Sunday at 7:00 p.m. & 9:30 p.m. at The Laugh Factory in Hollywood. Get tickets: chocolatesundaes.com/hollywood Wanna go behind the scenes with our Chocolate Sundaes comedians?! Hear hilarious interviews on our podcast, @cscomedypodcast - https://youtu.be/xHsZkxbovp4 Executive Producer: Pookey Wigington Producer: Lani Mackay Crooks Editor: Keera Stephen https://linktr.ee/chocolatesundaes #chocolatesundaescomedy #standupcomedy #losangeles #comedy Need captions?! Caption your videos easily like we do using Rev.com! https://www.rev.com/services?ref=chocolatesundaes edited) Rev speech-to-text services - audio transcription and video captions. Low cost, high quality, fast delivery. (248 kB) https://www.rev.com/services?ref=chocolatesundaes

Chocolate Sundaes Comedy

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(audience laughs) - What is we gonna do? The world did changed, ain't it? What happened to the world, y'all? I remember when times were simpler, when kids used to go play outside and sh*t. That sh*t don't happen no more. Do it? That sh*t. Ask a kid to go outside. motherf*cker's smart as hell. You know he intelligent. "Go outside and play." "Outside? (audience laughs) "Outsideeee". (audience laughs) That's where the bugs live. (audience laughs) Father." (audience laughs) Fat f*cka. (audience laug
hs) Motherf*cking TikTokker. (audience laughs) I don't know, but I got one of these, too. "Do this, Daddy." (audience laughs) "Come on, Daddy, do this." (audience laughs) It's my 11 year old. (laughs) I'm like, "Clean up, first." (audience laughs) The whole world could see this filth. (audience laughs) You not gonna go viral with that f*cking jelly stain. Will, I can promise you that. A million comments about how dirty this wall is. (audience laughs) They don't give a f*ck about your TikTokking.
(audience laughs) f*cking kid. (audience laughs) Them comments on social media be a motherf*cker, ain't it? You can tell how racist the world is. "Get the f*ck outta here, n***a." Black people come right back. "f*ck you. Go shoot up a school." (audience laughs) White people right back. "Ah, go kiss your baby mama." (audience laughs) Tyrone. (audience laughs) sh*t! This sh*t getting juicy. (audience laughs) They goin' hard than a motherf*cker, don't they? Yeah. Black people try to come back, and
they try to say sh*t. "Go kiss your sister." (audience laughs) White people. "Eh. Go steal from Walmart." (audience laughs) Black people. We get mad. We can't take it no more. "f*ck you, b*tch. You punk ass motherf*cker. Hoe ass n***a. I don't give a f*ck." (audience laughs) "See me in public you keyboard warrior ass b*tch." (audience laughs) "f*ck outta here with this hoe ass sh*t. f*ck this sh*t, n***a. You ain't even got a profile. Pinky motherf*cker. f*ck you think you talking to, b*tch?" (
audience laughs) We can't do that debating sh*t back and forth. (audience laughs) f*cking comments is crazy. "Go back to Africa." (audience laughs) I see your intelligence level, because of the amount of vocabulary you use. "Go back to the country you came from." That's that residual Trump sh*t, man. (audience laughs) "Go back to where you came from." I thought about that, though. I'm like, you know what, what if black people left? What if we just said, "f*ck it. We out." We leavin' this f*cker,
and we taking everything with us, too. Everything we ever f*cking created, coming with us. f*ck that. Starting with the street lights. Let's see how you drive when we take this sh*t. Everything made out of peanuts is coming with us. (audience laughs) We won't even eat that bullsh*t peanut butter. We taking this sh*t. - [Audience Member] All of it. - All of it. Anything made outta cotton, you already know. It's coming with us. (audience laughs and applauds) Won't even wear Wranglers. We taking a
ll that sh*t. (audience laughs) f*ck outta here with this bullsh*t. None of our food, no more. Nothing. No more greens, no more macaroni and cheese, no more dressing, nothing. Nothing. And, the big booties coming with us too. f*ck! (audience laughs) Taking all that sh*t. Round these asses up. (audience laughs) We ain't leaving these motherf*ckers sh*t, but Stove Top and flat backs. (audience laughs) motherf*ckers. (audience laughs) Comment on that, n***a. (audience laughs) "It's boring here." Ye
ah, I know. (audience laughs) And, the Mexicans coming, too. F*ck it! (audience laughs) No more taco Tuesdays, n***a. (audience laughs) Everybody, we out. (audience laughs) f*ck outta here. Threaten us? (audience laughs) I thought about it, I was like, "Well, sh*t." Where we gone go? (audience laughs) Back to Africa? sh*t. I don't know. Them n***as be right the gate, "Get the f*ck outta here, n***a. (audience laughs) Get the f*ck outta here with your TikTok, n***a. (audience laughs) Black mother
f*cker." (audience laughs) That n***a blacker than me. "You black motherf*cker. (audience laughs) American n***a." (audience laughs) It'd be a hundred Michael Blackson's right there at the gate. "You n***a! motherf*cker." (audience laughs) Well, might as well stay in Detroit. (audience laughs) St. Louis, Oakland. There's only a few spots. You know what I mean. (neon buzzes)

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