The Drama Company - Episode 40 - Full Episode - 10th December, 2017

Welcome to 'The Drama Company - Super Nights.' All right, then Riteish and Farah are you ready to play 'Who wants to be a billionaire?' Yes, absolutely. - I'm ready for any husband. Before that, I would like to ask you, Riteish.. - Yes. ... You mentioned a special guest a while ago. - Yes. Would you like to share that with our audience? Yes, of course. There is a very special guest. He is a very accomplished actor. His name is Amey Wagh known for 'Faster Fene.' And 'Faster Fene' is a very succes

sful and a super hit Marathi movie which has been produced by Riteish. And its success has a lot to do with Farah. - with me. Because she.. Actually, in Marathi we have a phonics song. So, there is a phonics song for the letter 'Ph.' - Okay. Farah can say that well. - Go ahead. My 'Ph' phonics is not very fantastic! - Right. 'Fafa, Fifi, Fufu' 'Feyfeyi, Fampha, Fafam, Fafa.' - It's not 'F.' - Right. It's Marathi, it's 'Ph.' - 'Ph.' - 'Ph.' 'Phapha, Phiphi, Phuphu, Pheiphei..' - No. 'Phapha, Phip

hi, Phuphu' 'Phiphei, Phopho, Pham, Pha.' 'Phapha, Phiphi, Phuphu' Phiphei, Phophei, Pham, Pha.' But the person we are talking so much about.. - Right. ... Let's invite him out. And he will be able to recite this accurately. Amey Wagh. Come on, guys, let's have a huge round of applause. "Catch him.. Say the teacher!" "FaFe.. Is the name of the game!" Amey, I feel you are Riteish's Bonsai version. Not Bonsai but a big eyed version. - Really? Your jokes are as bad as his. What to do! Where there i

s Farah such bad jokes are natural. - That's correct. But, Amey, congratulations. - Thank you. Your movie is fantastic and so were you. Thank you so much. - And congrats to Riteish. He is constantly producing movies with good content. Amey, I would like to ask you something. When your producer himself is so handsome good-looking and an amazing actor did it never occur in the shoot that during your scene, he would come in the middle and say, "I will do this, you can go." Let's ask. Did it ever ha

ppen? No, he's been a great producer in my opinion. He has never interfered, he only guided everyone. Since he is praising you so much I figure he has received his payment for the movie. - Yes. Yes, correct. He received the cheque but when he reaches home he might discover it has bounced! Another question for you. - Yes. Amey, you're playing a detective in this movie. - Yes. So, are you married? - Yes, just recently. What! You're married! - Hey! - Yes. Child marriage is banned in India. This que

stion is for all three of you, actually. According to you who makes a better detective, husbands or wives? What do you think? - My wife.. - Yes. is best at everything, be it being a detective or a lawyer. That's great. - That's the right thing to say. Wonderful! - You will have a successful marriage! Riteish, what does your experience say? Did Genelia ever spy on you or wonder if the lipstick stain on your jacket meant you enacted a romantic scene that day. Oh, he himself wears so much lipstick

in movies she must know it's his. To your knowledge, did something like that happen? No.. when wedding cards are distributed.. - Right. ... Each card says the same thing man is marrying a detective. 'Who is that? - Whose is that?' 'Oh, okay.. - Okay.' 'Farah!' 'Not Farah..' - Oh, gosh! 'Not Farah.. - Then, who? Sajid?' I say, "Yes, Sajid." There's a different question for you. - Thank you. At home, do you spy or Shirish or vice versa? Actually, my kids have become detectives. - Really? - Yes. Th

ey spy on us the most. - Right. 'Why are you going, where are you going?' 'Who are you going with? What time will you come back?' I told them I shall ask them these questions after six years. That where are they going.. - Yes, when will they return and with whom they are going. Shirish doesn't spy on her. He just butters her up. He doesn't even do that.. We shall continue with this interesting conversation later. For now, get ready because now, it's time to play 'Who wants to be a billionaire?'

Oh, wow! - Let's have a round of applause. Greetings, ladies and gentlemen. Welcome to 'Who wants to be a billionaire.' And today, as a contestant, we have a super director from Bollywood Farah Khan. And an amiable star of Marathi cinema everyone's favourite leading actor Amey. And accompanying them is the handsome, fractioning, magniflecting Riteish Deshmukh. Can you repeat this joke again? Just say it again, it's fun. Handsome, freshning magniflecting. What.. How wonderful, ravishing! - Somebo

dy wrote it down. Can you read it, sir? What if I am saying it incorrectly? Handsome.. Ravishing. - What? Ravishing! - Hold on. Let me repeat after you. Ravishing. - From the start. Handsome. - Handsome. Ravishing. - Fractioning. Magnificent. - Magniflicent. Again. Handsome. - Handsome. Ravishishgy. - Freshingaligen. Maglifligen. - Maryfaligy. Perfect. - Perfect. Perfect. - Perfect. Riteish Deshmukh. Okay, by the way, Mr. Amit you learnt English from Riteish. How about learning Marathi from Amey

? If you can teach that.. - Why not? ... What else would I need! Sir, actually, I am a big fan of yours. Three months ago, I became someone's husband. With your blessings, I can become a billionaire too. So, I will recite a line in Marathi. It's from our movie - Right. 'Faster Fene.' - Yes. First, trying saying Faster Fene. Faster Fitting. Faster Fene! He is saying it correctly. - No. Why are you making a fool of him? He has acted in Marathi movies! So, here's the line. It's a dialogue from our

movie. 'So, here's the line. It's a dialogue from our movie.' I said it! Is this Marathi? It's like Hindi. No, sir. The line is 'It's easy to turn back' 'but it's necessary to tread ahead.' 'It's easy to turn back' 'but it's necessary to tread ahead.' That's pretty close! How much better can it get! He got it in one go! Now, let me try, go ahead. 'It's easy to turn back.' 'There are sofas in my house.' It's okay.. Keep trying. 'It's easy to turn back but treading ahead is necessary.' Tell him wo

rd by word. - Each word. But.. - But.. Going ahead.. - Going ahead.. Is necessary. - Is needed.. Is necessary. - Is needed. Is necessary. - Is needed. Yes, right. - Right! Thank you so much. Please, tell us what it means in Hindi. It means that it may be easy to go back to the way things were.. Right. - ... But it's important to accept a new way of life. - Wow. - It's essential. Let me translate this in Punjabi. Look, it's a piece of cake to exist in the past but it's hard to adopt new ways, tre

ad ahead always. Wow. Come, have a seat.. So, the first question for Rs. 1 billion. Straight away Rs. 1 billion! 'How would you know the importance' 'of a pinch of vermillion, Mr. Ramesh.' Why doesn't Mr. Ramesh know its importance? Your options are Mr. Ramesh buys vermillion by the kilo, hence he doesn't know. Option 'B.' Mr. Ramesh is an imbecile, he knows nothing! It's possible. Mr. Ramesh is unmarried, why would he care about vermillion. Option 'D.' If he had known, how would this dialogue m

ake sense? Hence, he wasn't told about it. Wonderful. Option 'D.' Think about it. If he was aware of it how would I insert this dialogue in the movie? Yes, the answer is accurate. Ms. Farah, you have won a gold necklace. A gold necklace? - Yes. But if you won, why is there necklace in there? You should take a ring. - Ring! Yes, here's a ring. What kind of a ring.. - It will ring shortly. You had said I will win a billion. Oh, all right. Bring the billion for her. It's a joke.. It's a joke.. My d

arling, come to my house any time. It's a joke. God has willed. Why did you play a song in Malayalam? It was in Arabic. What are you saying! There are so many South Indians in Dubai it's hard to tell the difference between Arabic and Malayalam! God has willed. I will come on my camel till there. God has willed.. Superb.. God has willed.. It's so heavy. How wonderful. My camel is so amazing, Riteish. Yes. - God has willed. Pamper it a bit. It made me walk from Dubai. God has willed. It is very he

avy. Wonderful. God has willed. - It's lovely. What are you doing? Its face is over there! Hey, hold on.. What.. What are you doing? Where is the face? - God has willed. Where is the face? - My baby. My baby. My.. Its face is there, sorry. God has willed. God has willed. - A lovely camel. Very lovely. - You climbed it with ease. Do you know where I got this from? - Where? I started talking nonsense with my father. Father got angry and shot the Pathan and I got the camel. God has willed. Firstly,

a huge round of applause for 'Faster Fene'. He did some great work in the film. Did you enjoy working in the film? - Yes.? I learnt Marathi in Dubai. The boys learn and earn so much of success. A huge round of applause. Applaud. Farah Khan is one of the finest directors. She made Shah Rukh Khan steal in Dubai in her film 'Happy New Year'. God has willed! I really enjoyed! My love! Visit my home. Mr. Riteish Deshmukh. Mister.. Sir.. - What good nature! What great entertainment! You a did great j

ob in the film Riteish. You were amazing in 'Banjo'. The film 'Banjo'. But didn't you watch 'Bank Chor'? 'Bank Chor'! What! Was that even a film? I will speak about 'Banjo'. God has willed. I.. I by the bay, want to say something. It's 'by the way'. The bay is on my way to my house. By the bay! I will speak. God has willed. The camel has gone down. Move! What will happen to the camel.. God has willed.. You are that man! Hira Thakur! Hira Thakur! Keeps troubling people on 'Set Max'. His film 'Soo

ryavansham' keeps playing on that channel! 24 hours! 'Sooryavansham.' God has willed. Here, have poisoned clarified butter. I have seen it in your film. Just a minute. Have this. Just a minute, sir.. - I saw it in your film that you have it like this. Just a minute. Mister.. Just a minute. God has willed. I really like India. I like it so much that I got married here. I married a girl named Suman. But the problem is whenever we go to a party people say that Sheik and Suman are here. I said no to

it. I said, I won't do all this. Listen.. - No.. Don't consider me to me a petty man. No, you.. - Do you know how big a car I have? One needs to take a transport to get to the driver's seat from the back seat. Do you know that? God has willed. You don't know that have five oil spells in Dubai. It's 'well'. It's called a well. No.. It's burnt down. It feels as though it's a spell. God has willed! Enough of jokes! Enough of jokes. Hey.. Just a minute, mister. Look! Banana Sheik. Amazing! Oh, God!

Take a look. That's a ball. Yes, my name is Ekbal Sheik. Now, I will show you something interesting. Take a look. What is this? That's a chili. Oh, God.. Oh, God. She started crying. She started crying. Enough of jokes. Look.. Listen.. You are our expert, please sit. Enough of jokes! Yes. Are you ready for the next question? Yes. The question for Rs. 200 core. This is a fill in the blanks. 'I saw you and my heart..' What happened to the heart? You need to say it. Your options are 'first, the he

art played like a flute.' 'Second, the heart played like the drums.' 'Third, the heart played like a bell.' 'Fourth, the heart felt like 'Pav Bhaji'.' I think, I would seek an expert opinion. Expert opinion. Hi.. Hello, everyone. Hi. Hello, Riteish. - Hello. Hello, Ms. Farah. Hello, Mr. Amitabh. Oh, my! Who is this curl? Curl! Who is she! - Just a minute. There is a confusion. This is a bun. No, I am talking about what's below that. Oh.. God has willed! Enough of jokes. Speak politely. Who is th

is man who has worn Ms. Farah's night wear? You must visit Dubai. I will answer this question there. Ma'am! Ma'am, please take your seat. You are our expert. Please sit down. I haven't come to sit down. I have come to ask questions. Because I am a teacher. And their children study in the same school where I teach. Am I right? - Your child! You will be a father soon. Why were you in a hurry to get married? My wedding date was around the corner. If you want, I can come to study. I don't mind. I do

n't mind. This is amazing. - As I had told you, he is very fast. Really? Mr. Riteish! - Yes. I have a complaint. By the way, let me tell you something. Mr. Riteish has two sons and both are boys. Right? Am I right? - Yes. Right? But they are very naughty, Mr. Riteish. They are really very naughty. I just can't tell you. Why didn't you turn up for the parent-teacher meeting? I had told them that they should bring their parents especially, their mom and dad. Why didn't you turn up? They are very n

aughty. They start playing with my bun whenever I scold them. They take after you, don't they? Have you played with her bun? Sometimes, I.. - I see. You can still play with it. I can understand. Oh, my God! That's enough. A plant will grow out of it if you shake it. Ms. Farah, all your three children are naughty. I asked them what you do when they are mischievous at home. They said that you are mischievous and that they have to take care of you. That's true. It is true. - Oh, God! Don't worry. I

can speak very good Marathi. I will give tuitions to your child. So, do you like coffee? You spoke Gujarati. So what? He understood. Do you have any problem? What will he teach if I already know the language? Absolutely. - That's true, right? Can you teach me some.. Three words in Marathi. Three words in Marathi? - Three magical words. You.. - Come closer. - Sure. Closer.. - This is fine. No. There's this third wheel too. In the frame? - Yes. You are looking great today. - Really? No! This is w

hat you have to tell me. Okay. 'You are looking very sexy today.' This was for me, not for you. I will learn it. I surely will. - Okay. Thank you. You don't have to worry. I will surely learn. I will kill you some day. Keep your mouth shut. Parents should have knowledge if they want to teach their children. It's a form. Let's complete the formality. Mr. Riteish, we'll start with you. Name, Riteish. Height? - 5 feet 10 inches. 5 feet 10 inches. Phone number? 98.. - Yes, 98.. 00.. - 00. 10.. - Tha

t's great. Bank balance? This is the bank balance. That figure I gave you was the bank balance. Oh.. Okay. Okay. One last question. Extra marital affair? That was the phone number, bank balance and affairs. The two zeros in the end are my affairs. Oh, my! You don't have to worry. I am free. Come on.. Don't be upset. You should have told me before. The one who has Genelia D'Souza.. Who is he talking about? She is not my wife. The one you are talking about doesn't stay at my home. Who? Who? The on

e who has a wife like Genelia D'Souza.. Why would he flirt with a woman with a swollen head? No! That's not true. No matter how delicious the lunch is it's fun to eat the fennel seeds that is for free. Right? - What.. I won't bother you much. I have two proverbs. You have to translate in English. It's about the future of your children. - Right. So, I'll start with you. The first proverb is.. 'Hamare khushi ka thikana nahi'. You have to translate this in English. Our happiness has no place. Wrong

. It's a little wrong. This is what you can say. My laughter become homeless. Yes. Absolutely. - Isn't it? Never mind. Mr. Riteish, it's your turn now. The idiom for you is.. 'Meri billi mujhe meow'. My cat me meow meow! Wrong. Very wrong. My cat is asking if it can come in. This is the right one. Am I right? Ms. Farah, I won't ask any idiom to you. I have a complaint. Do you remember? A couple of years ago, I'd come to you to ask for alms.. Alms! I had come to ask for work. And you had told me

not to worry because you are with me. You said, 'Do something.'. I became a teacher but you signed Ms. Sushmita as a teacher in 'Main Hoon Na'. Then I waited for a year. Then you took Ms. Deepika in 'Happy New Year' to sing, 'I have become lovely having read your name!'. But I can read better. I have passed 10th grade with grace marks. You signed her! You are comparing yourself with Deepika. She is.. Hold on. - I will make my camel spit on your face. Hey! Hold on. Hold on. You are comparing your

self with Deepika! She is.. What are you saying? Make him eat the poisoned 'Kheer'. He will die right away. - Hold on. You are comparing yourself with Deepika! She is a great actress! And you are like 'Champa-Chameli'. Oh, yes! Where are both of them? They haven't been coming to the class. I'll tell you, ma'am. They are such undisciplined children. They watch item songs while sitting in the class. I told them that the teacher is performing for them so they should watch her. Seriously. By the way

, all of you are here. Let me perform for you. Right? Absolutely. Please! - I'll go call the students. Just a second. Students! Beautiful! Very nice. You danced really well. Very nice. Why were you staring at my student? Why did you call this idiot? I am not an idiot. I am Sheikh. What are you saying? I am not talking to you. I am talking to your camel. Don't you dare say anything to my camel! The camel is my brother. Do you know that? How can the camel be your brother? My father was blind. Wow!

This is nothing. A brother of mine is a crow. What! - Yes. Because my uncle was also blind. And this is nothing at all. One of my uncles, has a son who is a monkey. What! - Yes. What nonsense! But he was not blind. My.. Oh, God! - My mom.. She got angry. She said, 'What kind of family did I get married into!'. Then? - She threw my father before a lioness. Then? - What? - Then? Here's my brother. Take a look. He is so beautiful. Give it to me. Take a seat. Ms. Farah! - Yes. Let's move on to the

last question. 'Tees Maar Khan'. Why? Why didn't 'Tees Maar Khan' have a good run? Your options are.. A. It ran out of petrol. That is why, it didn't run. B. Its leg got pricked by a thorn. That is why, it didn't run. C. It was flying high. That is why, it didn't run. Or D. D.. Forget it. Tell me. Seriously, is this funny? It's been seven years now. Stop cracking jokes on this movie. You guys are stuck with the same thing. I've warned you all also that let's not crack the same jokes again and ag

ain and let it pass. Will you guys talk about just one movie? I had asked them to edit this. And we have a great sense of humour. It's not that. - No, I'm sorry, Ms. Farah. There's a limit to everything. I'm sorry. - Also.. The options that you read are also disgraceful. I had asked them to edit it. - No.. But I was not informed about this. Let's.. No, I think.. - We'll edit it. I'm done actually. You know, I.. Seriously, I'm done. - Sorry, Ms. Farah. It's done. You guys have got enough content.

Just leave it. Come on.. I'm sorry, Ms. Farah. I was not aware about this. We'll definitely edit it. But we are sorry for saying this on stage. Sorry, Ms. Farah. Please. I was not aware about this. I'm done. Riteish.. - Mr. Riteish.. Mr. Riteish. - One second. Mr. Riteish. - Listen to me, Mr. Riteish. Listen.. Ms. Farah, please listen to me. Okay, fine. It's okay.. If.. 'Banjo' and 'Bank Chor' would have been a hit if he had acted this well in those movies. I could die at this age. Jay, how was

our acting? Mind-blowing.. He was scared. But she is right. If I had acted so well.. - In 'Banjo'.. I.. I am really happy that people can make fun only of 'Tees Maar Khan' in my career of 25 years. So, I am happy. - Don't worry. I have done two such movies. Ms. Farah, how was it being on 'Drama Company'? It wasn't drama for me. I was so scared. It was a drama for you guys, but I could have died. I'd have had to book three tickets to Amritsar so I could travel lying down. No. Who was going to le

t you take a plane? You were going to ride that camel to Amritsar. Sorry. I.. - What a great time. After a long time.. - Thank you so much. Thank you. I have come here and this is my first time on this show. Is this your first time on this show? Yes. - I think.. First time, we're here together. Together. - Call him too. We've had such a great time. We've had such a great time. And.. Whenever you go to any show some things are funny and some are not but you still support them. But I don't remembe

r the last time I fell off a chair four times at a show. And hats off to your writing team. Congratulations. The script was very good. And you guys are amazing actors. All of you. All of you. - Superb. Most talented team. And please call us again. Let me say something. This show is very good. I'm not asking you to invite us as a guest. We'll be in the audience. We'll sit there. Wow. Farah, what would you like to say? Why do you want to be in the audience when the judge's seat is empty? Make him

sit in the audience. I will sit there. I loved sitting on that chair. But I really love Ali. Sugandha.. - Thank you, Ms. Farah. All of us are huge fans of yours. Krushna was literally born in front of me in the house next to mine. You were not so talented as a kid. You developed this talent because you were my neighbour. Absolutely. From there.. He is one of India's top most talented people. And Jay.. Krushna.. My handsome. Krushna.. What shall I say about Mr. Sudesh? He'd almost.. You scared me

. Please tell me this. Otherwise, it will keep bothering me. Were you aware that I didn't know anything? You started it and she joined you.. Let me tell you the truth now. Look at this man carefully. - He is the one. It was a joke. I knew it. He is the one. He is the one. - Only someone who watches films like 'Banjo' could do such a thing.. Let's ask how our hero felt. I was facing a different problem. All of them were shouting at you. I didn't feel like getting up. But both the seniors walked o

ff. So, I had to join them. You were waiting and decided not to get up until they start hitting me. - Yes.. Actually. And I thank the band. for the wonderful job. I have never seen a band that is so out of sync. I mean, you play the sound of a slap after somebody has been slapped four times. Okay, let's do something.. They were giving the cue of the previous episode. Let's do something. Our guests and the star cast of 'The Drama Company' will exit together on a camel. What say? - Wow! - This wou

ld be the best exit. Tell me one thing first. Am I sitting on the face of the camel or the back of the camel? Tell me. "I can hear a guitar playing in my heart when I see you." "There's love in my eyes for you." "There's a guitar playing in my heart." "This is great fun." Keep watching 'The Drama Company Super Nights' every Saturday and Sunday at 9 p.m. only on Sony TV.