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A lead actor (Woody Harrelson) has a difficult time dealing with his film getting cancelled. Saturday Night Live. Stream now on Peacock: https://pck.tv/3n1IyzK Subscribe to SNL: https://goo.gl/tUsXwM Stream Current Full Episodes: http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live WATCH PAST SNL SEASONS Google Play - http://bit.ly/SNLGooglePlay iTunes - http://bit.ly/SNLiTunes SNL ON SOCIAL SNL Instagram: http://instagram.com/nbcsnl SNL Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/snl SNL Twitter: https://twitter.com/nbcsnl SNL TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nbcsnl GET MORE NBC Like NBC: http://Facebook.com/NBC Follow NBC: http://Twitter.com/NBC NBC Tumblr: http://NBCtv.tumblr.com/ YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/nbc NBC Instagram: http://instagram.com/nbc #SNL #WoodyHarrelson #SNL48 #JackWhite

Saturday Night Live

1 year ago

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Comments

@dmercury292

β€œ The fat suit was an option?” LOL!πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

@GTA5Player1

I love his soft spoken passive aggressive acting here

@billyeveryteen7328

"Triabetes" is a very "writerly" joke, and I love it.

@Stalkedbyapsycho

β€œI really kinda wish you had brought me into that conversation” πŸ˜‚

@tyrannosaurusburke

"Keith, you had an offer for a Marvel movie, right?" Funniest line in the sketch.

@DuoForbidden

The defeated look Keith had walking to the chair had me laughing so hard 🀣🀣🀣

@SilverPlayer2002

This skit just gave Brendan Fraser the win for Best Actor at the Oscar’s

@theresehopkins1581

"You mean a fat suit was an option?".... has to be the best line!

@pillettadoinswartsh4974

"Was...............that an option?" Delivered like a pro.

@ToffeeOrlina316

β€œI wasn’t included in the original 28?” πŸ˜‚

@medgeworth80

He's in perfect X-Men shape. Nothing moves The Blob!

@mikesnooch

β€œI wasn’t included in your initial friend count?” πŸ˜‚

@fju1107

β€œI’m not exactly in X-men shape right now.” πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

@sidv192

The SNL makeup artists who made Woody look like Brendan deserve an Oscar

@msjamesesq

I have not actually laughed out loud at an SNL skit in quite some time. This had me laughing multiple times. Triabetes had me gasping for air. πŸ˜‚

@angelapublic8165

Woody Harrelson never disappoints and always amazes with his chops.

@flex97

Man she was willing to dye her hair brown - talk about commitment. You don't see that type of dedication these days.

@shahartley

"I have something called Triabetes now." lol

@southparkfan01

Gristle loaf had me in TEARS!!

@ldo1308

I watched this one a second time. Woody really knocked this one outta the park! Perfect deliveries πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ he's a great host for SNL