Thanks for your love.
Please take your seats. Archana, you look lovely. Thank you. - You know what's the news today?
- What? In that, they were telling
how much our one episode costs. - How much?
- So much interest! [laughing] She loves gossiping. [laughing] It's not only your problem.
Everyone has this problem. Hmm. Everyone likes to
know about something. You just call someone
and say what's up. What's new? Then the silence.
That's it, what's new. I mean, everyone needs news. Look at the people
who are retired, those who have handed
over the business to the children and have retired from the job, they wake up in the morning,
then think, what to do now. They don't look
for their glasses first thing in the morning.
They look for the newspaper. Yes. Right? Although
these are the people who have seen all the news
at night on TV. They check in the morning whether what happened at night is
printed properly or not. [laughing] And many people just see if anything happened
after sleeping and b
efore waking up. In between! These are retirees who haven't updated their
glasses numbers for ten years. They need updated news. [laughing] Seriously, if the number ever
goes up or down, they don't get it changed, they look at the
newspaper back and forth. 'Oh boy, how did Virat Kohli's
beard turn white so quickly?' 'Uncle, it's not Kohli,
it's Rajamouli.' 'Oh, Rajamouli.' [clapping] 'From which team
does Rajamouli play?' 'RRR.' 'Rajasthan Royals.' [clapping] We have followers
of all kinds of ne
ws. Many are interested
in international news. So that they get to know
about Biden's secret. 'What will be Putin's next step.' And many like me,
they can see anything. 'Aliens come and drink buffalo milk
in the night!' [laughing] There are so many channels.
There are these small portals too. Nowadays, people
start their news channels with mobile on social media. No matter what the news is. 'Farmers played Honey Singh's songs' 'to protect their crops
from wild animals.' [laughing] This is real n
ews,
I'm telling you. - Really?
- I read it in a paper. Oh my God! You can notice at the time of
election, every person has the same curiosity that which
party is getting how many seats. These are those people who
are not even given a chair to sit in the house, but they want to
know who is getting how many seats. They look at all the channels. They keep watching the channel
on which their favourite party is showing maximum seats.
'Now this is good.' So what I want to say is that we all need the
news
of every moment and of every day. And today, three such superstar news anchors are coming among us, whose every program is watched
by the audience with great interest. Give a big round of applause! Please welcome Sweta Singh, Anjana Om Kashyap, and Chitra Tripathi. Welcome, mam. Welcome. [clapping] Welcome, Chitra. Big applause
for our superstar anchors! - Welcome to all three to our show.
- Thank you so much. Thank you very much for accepting
this poor guy's invitation. Oh my! I don't know
why I am getting scared. Because we have
always seen them serious. You all look so lovely. - Thank you so much.
- It won't matter. Did you spend the same
amount of time today getting ready as you do
for your news program? Or took a little longer for
the pleasure of meeting me? - Yeah, a little longer.
- A little longer, Mrs Tripathi. Thank you. You are most welcome.
Please come. - Have a seat.
- Thank you. Big applause. Every day, different
guests face their questions. And they get nervous. Tod
ay I'm going
to ask the questions, and I'm the only one who's nervous. That's because ten people sit in their programs,
and they shut them up. 'You shut up! You carry on.' [laughing] Does it ever happen
that where you live, some lady comes and
says come for 2 minutes, my mother-in-law
is not keeping quiet? [laughing] Please shut her up.
Do you ever get such a request? After coming from the studio, I become completely silent
for some time. I don't feel like speaking
when you speak so much. Please
look into the camera
and tell this to my wife. When I go home after the show,
she comes and tells me that I want to talk to
you. And I'm like, I will. Hmm. She thinks I don't want to talk. But after talking so much,
I really don't feel like talking. He is right. Thank you. Now that you've said this,
she will accept it. [laughing] I have seen many times when the
debate is going on a news channel then she says there is
a paucity of time, there are others too. Now
finish it in 10 seconds. If someo
ne starts praising
you in such a situation, do you tell him that it is okay,
you can speak for two more minutes? No... [laughing] You don't get much
time by praising. Time. Only this much is done
by praising that it is okay, you have spoken a line, now go ahead
and answer it. It's a serious medium, and not the Kapil Sharma Show. Yes, you are right. 'That you are praising,
so it's okay'. I saw in a show
that director Imtiaz Ali praised Anjana's earrings. Then she started laughing. After that, did
you
notch it down a little or did you keep the same attitude? Attitude is always the same.
Have you seen the earring video? - Yes.
- Good research. We also have one or two. [laughing] We have a huge team of
research of one person. He is the one who tells us. They have a lot of knowledge
on every subject because they do research and study. And they are so pretty. Those who do not
want to watch the news, they, too, stop for two minutes
on the channel. They can also read the paper. Look, the chann
el's
strategy is so good. They all work on Prime Time. Anjana on Halla Bol, Chitra
on Dangal, and Sweta on Dastak. From 6:00 pm to 10:00 pm,
you cannot even move. I'm not joking. Sometimes
you also tell such news that cylinders have become expensive. No one feels bad. He is like... Such a beautiful anchor
is speaking, so what difference does it make
even if 20-25 rupees increases? I mean, your words matter so much. The way you are staring at me.
I am getting scared. You talk about so many seriou
s
issues so hasn't it ever happened that you burst out
laughing while talking? Happens to me. Some speakers do so many ridiculous things that
sometimes you can't stop laughing. So my producer sees from PCR
that now she is going to burst, so he would take me off the air
and shows the guest. Sometimes it
happens in the middle... We don't have mobiles here. But when we're doing a
live bulletin, we have a mobile. If you do not go near
any guest, then he messages in the
middle that comes to us, - you
have not come here. - Really?
- It happens a lot. Then we don't read their messages,
and we leave them. But call again later because
they get rotated again and again. Then we say, 'sorry, sir, we couldn't see.
Live anchoring was on.' So sometimes you also reply
that uncle, wait for 2 minutes. What happened? Your turn will come. I have messaged Anjana many
times in the middle of the show, and she reacted to the guest
at that very moment. Yes, I look at my mobile at the
show. I read messages as w
ell. I respond as well. Look,
it's that kind of a profession. Many times you enter the office
at 6:00, and you keep your mobile outside, then it happens that at
6:25, there will be some other news. - Actually.
- So we have to get connected. Election time.
At that time, we get inputs at every second, and we have to
react at that and tell it on air. Sometimes it happens that someone
is narrating very enthusiastically, 'Anjana, I am in Jammu
from this or that place...' And at that time, if you get
any other big news,
then you shut him up, 'We'll talk later. It's a breaking
news from Baramulla...' [clapping] Anjana, hasn't someone
ever told you that you're sweet. Why do you become
so aggressive on camera? You were talking nicely
to me a while ago. Then you started shouting. It often happens. Actually, there are two aspects to
a person, personality and attitude. - Yes.
- The personality depends on you. But attitude depends on the person
in front of you. - They define your attitude.
- Yes. [
clapping] When members of different
parties arrive, and you guys debate does anybody try to get friendly
before the debate? Offer you some tea
so that you're nice to them. - Everybody tries to get friendly.
- Okay. But you must reach at
the last moment so that nobody gets a chance
to get friendly with you. - You walk straight into the studio.
- Yes. Final assault. We're getting
the inside information. So that we can be prepared
if ever invited. [laughs] Dinesh, my college friend,
playing the gui
tar. He was asking me that all
the main anchors are here today so is the news going on or have they replaced it
with shehnai concert? [laughs] No, our bosses asked us
the same thing. Who is going to manage the show
here if you all are gone? We were invited by a special man. - Thank you very much.
- Aha! [clapping] But seriously,
news has changed a lot. We enjoy it a lot because the style has changed. Earlier, in the news, the anchor's face had no expression. Whether India won the World Cup
or lo
st it. Today, India defeated Sri Lanka
by 35 runs. It seemed like the news
didn't matter to her. [laughs] That's how it was. Wasn't it? They would read it slowly. Snowfall in Kashmir, the roads
are blocked, disturbing people. As soon as the news starts
these days, there's a glass-shattering sound like this and the headlines follow. Kashmir freezes! [laughs] If we want to get into acting, we idolise an actor. Since I'm into comedy,
I idolise a comedian. Whom did you idolise? We were fans of each
other. [laughs] - Wow! This is awesome.
- That's why we're here. Keep all the praises limited
to your channel. Good! You conduct your programme well. On award shows, we find sponsors and we have to add their tagline. Vimla Pasand.
Every grain is powerful presents best actor award 2023. You have to say Dainik Churan.
It cleanses your stomach presents Halla Bol. Does that happen? - No.
- No. But it does appear along
with your name. I was wondering that
it's a creative job too. Often, I've seen tha
t when
the news is going on, Ads appear at the bottom. For example, an old building collapses
at Shastri Nagar. There's an ad at the bottom.
This rod is strong. [laughs] Your programme is superhit. You keep travelling. Meet different kinds of people. Have you ever met a person who earns money so comfortably? No. Look. - You...
- I was talking about the man - behind you.
- Shut up! He is seated and works
in the share market. Why do you always take
it personally? After every 15 minutes,
you circle
back to me. Listen to me.
Speak carefully today. There are three women sitting
there and one here. It's a women's union. Thank you for calling
yourself a woman. Or else... If you meet her husband, you will feel she's the husband
when they stand together. She is dominating. He's 6'2". He's so broad. How can he
look like a wife? His attitude.
Just like they mentioned. [laughs] Normally, when you're hungry and you don't get to eat,
it irritates you to work. It's your lunchtime. - Hmm.
- And you ge
t a call about breaking news. You will have to shut
your lunch box or maybe you don't have
time for that as well. - It often happens.
- Have you ever been irritated while reading the news? No, we're aware that we have to go in case
of breaking news. So, we are prepared for it. Recently, during the UP
elections in 2022. It must be 7:15 in the morning. I just came out of the washroom. I had to wear a jacket and run
for the 8 AM show. The water spilt at 7:15
and I didn't realise it. I ran and fell.
I started bleeding here. Then it struck me that
who will anchor the show? It's UP elections.
I have to do it. Anjana and Sweta are not around. I wanted to cry.
You know how girls are. They become emotional and cry. So, I controlled myself. Because there was a bulletin at 8. Once that's over, I'll cry. - Aww.
- I controlled myself. The cotton that I had
to remove makeup I used that to cover, wore
a full sleeve and went ahead. While anchoring, I was bleeding. I could feel that it was bleeding. Bu
t I wasn't allowing myself
to feel it yet. Or else, I will cry and the viewers
will find out. I finished the 2.5 hours bulletin. Immediately, I started crying. The cameraman came close and asked me what happened.
I showed it to him. They took me to the hospital. I didn't share it with anybody
until then. I will get office calls
to show sympathy. As soon as someone asks you
about your well-being in crisis, you start crying. Human beings need
someone to rely on. It's not as easy as it seems. You g
et a call informing you
about breaking news. How does the caller know? - Our boss.
- Yes. In every room in his house, there is a wall only with TVs. And he is always on the phone. Whenever you message him,
he responds so we get the call. He asked us to take his name. - Please.
- Mr Supriya Prasad. Supriya, I know him. So, I'm taking his name
so that he can hear it. [laughs] Recently, I went to Haldwani. I was returning and it was around midnight.
It was freezing in Delhi. I finished 7 hours of t
ravel worked there all day, and was about to enter Delhi
after a 7-hour journey. Mr Supriya called me and asked
me if I'm coming. It's very cold in Delhi.
Finish this work. - It's routine with everyone.
- Yes, regular. He can call anytime. Do you lie to him and say
that you're in Chattarpur? - No, he knows.
- That it's cold there. - He knows.
- He finds out. You were talking about getting
interrupted during lunch. I have spent an hour bulletin and there was a biscuit
in the side of my mouth. I w
as eating it and the electricity
went off. I have to speak weirdly like this. It happens. I can't quit eating. Then you can keep gesturing so that someone takes a hint
and takes a full-screen visual. Let me chew and drink
some water. But, no! It dissolved in an hour. I felt a sweetness in my mouth
throughout the shoot. [laughs] Sweta, mention that too. Sometimes, we've anchored together. We realise that we need
to read serious news. And the PCR is having fun. They are singing and have left
our t
alkback on. I can hear them singing and it's serious news. We have to read it seriously. It happens often. Wow! We can get trapped
in such situations. We were doing a live show
in Dubai, Archana. We had to shoot two episodes
and were live for 6 hours. I was standing on the stage
and the teleprompter was in front. A person was sitting like this
in front of the teleprompter. Oh my, God! And I'm asking him to move.
And he's gesturing back. I'm asking him to move. [laughs] Oh! That happens too. - Yo
ur teleprompters
were a hot topic recently. - Yes. At the beginning of 2023. Teleprompters are part of the show. - Yes.
- Not for us. They're for the technical team,
our director - and the artists who come
on the show. - Yes. Some come from here.
So, it's for them. There is a variety of news
these days. This one time it was,
"Monkeys cause chaos in the city." Then the next news item is,
"Mayhem at the border." Who decides when the news on monkeys
goes on air and who presents it? The reporter's f
ate decides whether he gets to present
the news on monkeys or the border. Where did you watch the news
about the monkeys? - On many channels.
I can't name them. - When? - It's true.
- Okay. Many channels. One of the channels aired the news
that a parrot was arrested. Yes! The swearing parrot
was arrested. - Yes, a bunch of parrots.
- No. - The news is true.
- Yes, see. Have you heard this one? - In which...
- You do big shows... Some people get by
doing just that, Ms. Kashyap. One channel aired,
"Amritsar receives snowfall." It must have been an ice cube! The other channel aired,
"Cycle carrying ice slab topples." - Good one.
- Oh. I was in Manali a few days ago. - I was there for a music video.
- Why are you telling us? If I tell you,
the whole world will know! That is the logic. Ma'am, you know about the world
and read news about everyone. Have you ever read
strange news about yourself? When you become popular, rumours do rounds too. - Let me cite examples.
- Okay. "Anjana Om Kashyap
charges
Rs. x per episode." Have you come across such news? - I have a fake husband.
- Huh! [laughs] If you Google,
"Sweta Singh's husband", it will display a name. I've never heard of that person. I've never seen him
nor do I know that man. But his name pops up
when you Google the question. It must be one of your fans
spreading this news. I come to know of cars
that do not belong to me in random videos
that claim the cars are mine. The White House
is the backdrop of the video. "This is
Anjana
Om Kashyap's residence." - Baloney!
- [laughs] Ma'am, you report
from dangerous locations at times. Shots are being fired. Do you feel scared? You go there to cover the news
because you wish to do that. - I was reporting at the time
of the Ukraine war. - Yes. There was firing in the background. Visas at the time were... The flight couldn't land
as the airport was destroyed. - You had to go from one country
to the next on foot. - Okay. You could only carry essentials
for that 10 km stretch. I did
n't carry a bulletproof vest. I wasn't allowed further
for not wearing a bulletproof vest. But Indian reporters manage to get
to the scene of action anyhow. The firing on that day
was beyond measure. But you feel the excitement, Kapil. Why do you take such risks?
What if you were harmed? Nothing would happen to me.
I have people's blessings! [audience applauding and cheering] Greetings. Shots were fired at a wedding. The bullet grazed
the bridegroom's nose and he was cured of his cold! [laughs]
Hen refuses to lay eggs for humans. It says, "My body is losing shape
only so you can get proteins!" Wow! Stay tuned for more such
interesting news. This is Raju with cameraman Das, The Kapil Sharma Show. [audience laughs and applauds] Let me tell you something. You were looking there.
None of them laughed. [unanimous laughter] What were you doing? I'm a news anchor of course! Who presents the news in pyjamas? [comical music playing] - Hey, the pyjamas can't be seen.
- Your face is ominous. When
you are seated,
only this portion is visible. The torso and above. You said the bottom is not visible,
just the top is. But it's not like
you look like Tom Cruise! [laughs] Tell me something, ma'am. If I looked like Tom Cruise,
would I be listening to his taunts? I'd have been sitting there
and taunting him! The get-up that you are in,
you should be the one talking. So, muster the courage
and get started. Yes! - I wish to tell you...
- [laughs] Introduce yourself. - I...
- [laughs] Ma'am, tell
me something.
Who is the host of the show? So, you should introduce me. Look, I say this to people
even otherwise. And you are from the media,
nothing is hidden from you. He is my college friend. It's sheer nepotism. - [laughs]
- Sheer nepotism! That's it. [audience applauding] What is your qualification? - Qualification? - If he were
educated, would he be working here? [laughs] - Ma'am...
- He'd have taken up a job. Ma'am, it was generous of me
to have joined his show. My film just released in
Punjab
in which I'm the main lead. Whoa! How about that? His film fared so poorly
that he is working on this show! [laughs] What's the name of the film? People in Punjab are going crazy. "The miserly boy
and the spendthrift girl." [laughs] Look! People burst out laughing
just hearing the title! - The director didn't cast him
because of his talent. - Then? He cast him as a miser
because of his family history. I've known him for years. During winter, his father took off his sweater
and put it on t
he goat. He said,
"At least the goat gives milk." [laughs] I am not joking. An old people's home
was being built in Amritsar. They approached him
and asked him to make a donation. He donated his grandfather. [laughs] He's a real scrooge! Just think about it. This guy should thank me.
Say thanks. Kapil, I have a complaint
against you. - Every story has two sides.
- Yes. - If he is compelled to come here
in his pyjamas... - Yes? That means you gave
your friend a job, but no money! - I agree.
- Yes
! [audience applauding] - Ma'am...
- The things he said now... This is from me. Why? Did your father pay for it? It is my fruit.
I will give it to her. Deduct it from my salary. - What's this for?
- I see. This costs Rs. 300
whereas your salary is Rs. 150. - So much for... - By the way,
why have you kept fruits here? - Ma'am, it gives the impression
of a high-budget show. - Okay. We don't get people like you
on the show every day. - We get people like him.
- That was embarrassing! - That's why w
e've kept fruits.
- Okay. - You took it back!
- Look at that. - You took it back.
- Ma'am... Ma'am, who is the scrooge now? She's such a beautiful woman. - No one would snatch a fruit
from her! - No! You lack manners. She'll need a knife.
She won't scrape with her nails! [laughs] Don't doubt her talent. She can dig out the news.
This is nothing in comparison! - Yes! - She will claw out
the pulp of the fruit. You don't remember your lines
and you want to improvise! [laughs] Listen, ma'am.
It's no
t easy to stop me. - I see.
- Talent cannot be contained. Someone has rightly said, - 'A wiper can hold off
the water in a bathroom.' - Wow. 'A wiper can hold off
the water in a bathroom.' - 'But who can hold off the waves?'
- Wonderful! [audience applauding and cheering] From the time he started
collecting Gulzar's garbage... [hysterical laughter] He has been reciting
such lame poetry. This is precisely why
I don't want to work with you. Ma'am, please. If your channel needs a handsome,
dynamic
and smart man, then look no further. - Yes.
- You know? Take me with you.
I'm a resourceful guy. What if she has someone
to wash her cars already? - Right?
- What do you think? I'm wearing a coat and tie.
Why would I wash cars in this? Should she have you wash
an aeroplane instead? - Tell me something. - Your
shirt doesn't go with the coat. Neither does the tie with the shirt,
the shirt with the pyjama, nor your face with your body! Everything is a mismatch! Shall we do co-anchoring
for a little
while? - I'm very good at it.
- Shall I start? Yes, ma'am. Greetings! You are watching
Aaj Tak and I'm Anjana Om Kashyap. Greetings! I'm Rajiv Thakur and you
are watching The Kapil Sharma Show. Rahul Gandhi... [cheering]
[clapping] Rahul Gandhi is doing Bharat
Jodo Yatra in the entire country and Bharatiya Janata Party
is questioning his motives. Kapil Sharma is on a mission
to break friendships but all of them
are silent witnesses. [laughing]
[clapping] Prime minister
Narendra Modi is doing a
roadshow
in the national capital Delhi. He met the Delhi public through
his roadshow in the national capital before Bharatiya Janata Party's
national convention. Such reputed people don't know me. [laughing]
[clapping] He has certain misconceptions.
He says weird things. One night he said,
"I resemble Shahrukh Khan." What? That's the reason he spread
his arms in front of you. Look! Even when Shahrukh Khan had
jaundice, he didn't resemble him. [laughing]
[clapping] My friend! Tell me something, K
apil Sharma. How cold is the north? It's severely cold. Then please cool down
and let me talk to them. Please be seated. No. I want to talk while standing. You want to stand. Okay. Ma'am, live coverage
is the most difficult task in media. Let me assure you that nobody can
do better live coverage than me. Did you cover the Ukraine war? When a few dogs fight in the street,
he goes live on Insta. "You are watching our..." Stop it! It's a tough task. It's called dedication. It's not easy to go live
with three dogs. Please promise me
that you'd take him with you. Please don't leave him here. If they decide
to start a comedy show on their channel, they won't
have the budget to hire you. [laughing]
[clapping] So I have a chance to be selected. - Really?
- Yes. Didn't I tell you that he has
certain misconceptions? Ma'am, if you give me a chance, I can do sting operations too. Oh my God! The operations you do often stink. No matter how much deodorant
he uses, he stinks. When he went to see the
doctor, he was fed 3 bottles
of perfume intravenously. He recovered only after that. Ma'am, actually, my fragrance is a bit different
and they don't understand. Can you please move a bit farther? [laughing]
[clapping] [comical music] Oh, my! I have never seen anyone
getting humiliated live before. Ms. Tripathi, you nailed it! The thing is, all of you report
from dangerous places as I heard just a few moments back. Let me assure you
that even if you send me to Siachen, I can survive even in tempe
ratures
below zero degrees Celsius. Of course, you had to. Why
didn't you take a blanket with you? [laughing]
[clapping] Didn't I tell you that his dad
made the goat wear his sweater? They do such weird things. Just think how practical my dad is. If he was so practical,
why did this practical flop? Tell me! I don't want... Now I'm sure that I
don't want to work with you. Please hire me. I think
Aaj Tak can boost my career. Someone who failed continuously can't gain much by joining Aaj Tak. Ma'am
, seriously,
I can do news anchoring because I'm a mass communication
graduate. When people communicate
with you wearing a mask, it is not called mass communication. - That's right.
- They avoid you. Those people studied it
but you don't have a diploma. Fine. I don't want to do reporting but I have been working with
Kapil on this show for a long time. So you may entrust me with the responsibility of the Bollywood
section as all the Bollywood stars have a good rapport with me. Yes. Their face and
stool
are better than his. [laughing]
[clapping] They don't want to hire you.
Why are you pestering them? You may not hire me permanently
but please hire me temporarily. - You organise debates, right?
- Yes. You invite various kinds
of people to a debate. If you need someone from TV
programmes, you may invite me. Does anyone
from your wife's family invite you? This person is troubling. Ms.
Archana, please ask him to leave. [clapping] Or do you want me
to do something about it? If I wasn't so cu
te, I would have surely punched you. - Yes.
- What are you saying? Did anyone ask you to say it
or you said it spontaneously? What makes you think you look cute? He looks like the son-in-law
of witches. We invited him today,
especially for all of you. - Audition doesn't go for hours.
- Seriously. We invited him here
so that beautiful girls like you are protected
from the evil eye. - Let me call the police.
- No! Please don't call the police.
He wouldn't let me talk to them. Alright! Thank you ve
ry much. [clapping]
[drums beating] You have all the information
in the world. Your fans want to know
something about you. So I have a few questions
from the audience. 'Do you wake up' 'in the morning and check Instagram' 'to see how many followers increased
overnight like ordinary girls?' [laughing]
[clapping] Ms. Sweta checks! [chuckling] What about you, Anjana? If I posted something,
I check how many people saw it. - That's called checking.
- Statistics! Yes. [laughing] If we wake up
in the m
iddle of the night, we check it in a jiffy. - Chitra, do you check too?
- Yes, I do. Same here. 'You spend most of the time
on camera.' 'Do you ask your cameraman
after reporting' 'to shoot you on a trending reel?' [laughing]
[clapping] Studio audience, you are asking
weird questions. Studio audience, you are too much! - She does that.
- Yes. I make reels. Once the programme is over.
Even when I reported at midnight, I was passing through
Connaught Place. So I handed my mobile phone
to the camer
aman and said, "Please shoot a reel for me." [chuckling] All of us are alike. It's okay. That's good. 'Do you argue
with the panipuri seller' 'for a sukhi-puri
after eating panipuri?' [chuckling] - Sometimes!
- He gives us without even asking. [laughing]
[clapping] [clapping] People have sent some requests.
They say that... You speak so quickly. Sometimes, it's 60 headlines
in a minute. So, if we give you a tongue-twister.
Would you be able to say it? Can I ask you
if I have your permission? Go
ahead. How much caramel can canny cannonball cram in a camel? - What?
- How much caramel... How much caramel can canny cannonball cram in a camel? [laughs] - How much caramel...
- Caramel much... [laughs] How much caramel cram in a camel, cram caramel into a camel? I'll repeat it.
How much caramel can canny... - Canny Cannonball...
- Cannonball cram in a camel. How much caramel can canny... Ballcannon cram... [laughs] How much caramel can canny
cannonball cram in a camel? [cheering] How much car
amel canny can... Cram cannonball in a camel? No. How much... Caramel canny can... How much... Caramel cabby can... [laughs] How much... Faramel canny can... Cram caramel into a camel? Okay. It's fine. - Yes.
- It was right. You said it really slowly. Anjana, you can try now. How bunch... How much... Caramel can canny... Cannonball cram... Whatever that is. [laughs] We can try one more time. It's fun. How much caramel can canny cannonball cram in a camel? [laughs] Why did you clap? I appreciate
you.
Your two lines were accurate. You messed up in the next one. [laughs] Messed up. Okay. Fine. It's the public's request, not mine.
Please don't say no. People say that our country's
famous and popular... Star news anchors have arrived. You make them say a few dialogues. We always see you
talk about serious issues. You have been given a dialogue
as per your personality. 'You need to stand
until you are told to sit.' 'This is a police station,
not your Dad's house.' 'You need to stand
until yo
u are told to sit.' 'This is a police station,
not your Dad's house.' Wow. [claps] 'Worth of a pinch of vermillion.'
- Change the dialogue, man. - It's not this one. It's changed.
- Okay. You can say your own. Miss Archana, dialogue
should be provided. Yes. Kapil... Where is that one-man
research army of yours? Ask him for dialogue. The chit has been opened. Our director is copying himself. You see. [laughs] - Where is the dialogue?
- Yeah. - We have these four dialogues.
- I'll choose from them
. These were the only ones available. [laughs] 'You would have asked for my life, ' 'I would have given it happily.' - Wow.
- 'But you took away...' 'My pride.' Wow. [claps] [claps] Chitra, there is a
romantic dialogue for you. 'Mangal's blood is not a lemon soda.
You cannot just open and drink it.' [laughs] Good one. - This suits you more.
- Say it for Miss Archana. 'When you wear
a white 'saree' and a red 'bindi'.' 'I swear you look
like an ambulance.' [laughs] You look like an ambulance
in a
white suit, It takes the injured away,
you took my breath away. Woah. Miss Tripathi, you killed it. Amazing. Did you see it? Kapil. What did you tell her to say... - And what did she say?
- Who told you that she meant it? She said it just like that. Everyone is not like you. - People say it from the heart.
- I say it too. When will you understand, my love? - You change your style.
- In her previous life, She was my sister-in-law. [laughs] You know how they fight. She fights with me like that. Yo
u keep teasing her. She'll keep doing this
if you tease her. What to do? She ate my big brother. [laughs] Why can't I tease her? [claps] Greetings. An Emperor wearing a petticoat? [laughter] Why did you arrive on this today? Yes, this. I'll tell you. What happened was... He is my son. Last night I told him that my
day had gone very well. You sleep as if you've
sold off all the horses. He went to my stable... And sold the horses. He really sold all my horses and went off to sleep. That's why I ca
me with the
donkey today. Father, you are making a mistake. This is a handcart, not a donkey. I am talking about you. [laughter] I came with this donkey today. Father. If I am a donkey then what
does that make you? What do you mean? You are just what you
are thinking. [laughter] You fool! Forget this fool, just look here
at these beautiful guests sitting here.
Pay attention to them, father. You are right. The beautiful girl
teased us all. [laughter] No, really. I'm feeling very good
seeing you a
ll. They are the queens of
which kingdoms? They are all famous anchorines. - Anchorines?
- [laughter] [laughter] I welcome you all to my kingdom. And not just here, I welcome you everywhere. I am very happy to meet
all of you. I have also brought
a gift for you. Here are some digestive tablets for all of you. But why these digestive tablets? Because they can't hold
anything in their stomachs. [laughter] Whatever they learn, they broadcast
to the nation. - That's why I brought it.
- So do one thi
ng, father. You have 100 or 200 tablets too. You say they are not able to
hold anything in their stomach. Your stomach seems like you
have never digested anything. [laughter] I am the Emperor and your father. - Introduce me to them.
- I'll introduce you. He is my father, Emperor Akbar. He walks like a cheetah. [growls] - He has a vision like a tiger.
- [growls] At one sign, he makes the
enemy wet their pants. Then washes them with soap. [laughter] What was the need to tell
them that? I had to wa
sh them once. I don't do it always.
Once what happened they kept the sword
at my neck and said wash. - [laughter]
- And I said they are asking so lovingly
so let me wash. So I washed it. But I want to tell you, I am
very grateful to all of you. Really. You'll spread the news so easily. There was a time when to
give the news pigeons were used. And once, I gave a message
to a pigeon and sent it to my neighbouring
country. I told them I am attacking the
enemy country and need their help. The pigeon
did not have google maps. And he reached the enemy country. And both of them attacked us. And I had to lose my kingdom. Not only did I lose my kingdom but was also teased as 'fatty'
by those two kings. Seeing you, I feel like
I am looking at a pot. [laughter] Do you gamble? [laughter] Now I just have one spy left who gives me all news. He has come. Praise of the king. Why just the king, the prince
is standing here too. - Praise of the...
- I am joking. You don’t need to praise him.
Tell me. You
r Majesty, there is
important news. The enemy state is attacking us. Why are you telling me? Go and tell the soldiers
and the army. They fight, I don't even
speak to anyone. [laughter] What are you doing, father? After he tells you, you will order your commander. - What are you saying?
- They don't listen to us. I'm telling you the truth.
A few days earlier the soldier who was standing
outside my door, I told him to give me
a glass of water. He replied, I'm not your
servant. Get lost. [laughter]
Father, he is an enemy soldier. - What?
- He's on internship. [laughter] Yes, father. Why are we training
the enemy soldier? I am teaching him the wrong things. - What? - I told him that if
the enemy comes from behind then attack like this. [making attacking sound] The sword will pierce him
and he will die. [laughter] It has a point. Very smart. You both will just keep
doing all this. The enemy king has declared that he is going to behead the King. - Really?
- Yes. - I am not scared too.
- Yes.
I am announcing that today,
right now I am crowning my son the King.
He is the King from today. [laughter] [clapping] [laughter] No, no. No. [laughter] Look, father. You have crowned me so
I am announcing it too. From today, this soldier will
be the King. Oh! [laughter] Who is our King? - What's your name?
- Purshottam. Yes, Purshottam! - Who is our King? - Purshottam!
- No, Your Majesty. - Who is our King? - Purshottam! - Now you are the King, you fight.
- Your Majesty... - We're leaving.
- Ye
s, let's leave. Okay, manage it. [drums playing] [laughter] [laughter] What happened?
Did someone fall? [laughter] [music playing] When you post photos for your fans and your followers
on Instagram or share some information
about your show, people post interesting comments. We selected
some of your photographs. Ms. Sweta posted this photo.
'If you could have one superpower.' She's sitting
with a spiderman statue. Ms. Sweta,
where did you click this photo? It was clicked in London. I was wonderin
g because
spiderman isn't from India. [laughing]
[clapping] Let's check the comments. 'If you have this power, ' 'I'm ready to get trapped.' [laughing] 'I have the same pose' 'when I scrub the floor
with one hand' 'and drag the bucket
with the other hand.' 'Ma'am, forget superpower, there is
no power supply in our house' 'for the last two days.
Please do something about it.' Somebody replied to him,
"pay the electricity bill on time." [laughing]
[clapping] Please show us more. Ms. Anjana posted
a photo.
'Let's go to New York' 'for UNGA.' What is UNGA? United Nations General Assembly. They attend important functions. We get invited
to Dinesh's engagement. [laughing]
[clapping] Sometimes I get invited
to Anukalp's wedding. You attend important functions.
Let's check the comments. 'Such inspirations force a person to
take a few more rounds of the park.' [laughing]
[clapping] 'Ms. Anjana reached New York
but now she's calculating' 'the expenses in her mind.' [laughing]
[clapping] Somebody
replied, 'no.' 'It seems she is offered
a job abroad' 'and now she's converting dollars
into rupees in her mind.' Please show us more. 'She's stressed
because her relatives' 'sent their shopping list
but not the money.' [laughing]
[clapping] That's true. - It happens, right?
- Relatives and colleagues too. Some people need
a particular perfume that is available there
and others order some cream. I never asked you
to buy anything for me. Do you buy for them? - I buy them if it's possible.
- I'll
message you the next time. [chuckling] - You are such a noble soul.
- Yes. I reply to such people,
"I'm from Oshiwara police station as this mobile phone is stolen." [chuckling] Please show us more. Chitra posted this photo
mounted on Royal Enfield. Wow! - Chitra, do you ride Royal Enfield?
- Yes, I do. My show is called Bullet Reporter. - Wow!
- I ride a Bullet during coverage. - Especially the elections.
- Wow! Let's check the comments. 'You remind me of a film title.' 'Ek Bullet Ek Haseena.'
Really? 'It seems she got
her hair straightened today' 'so she didn't wear a helmet.' [laughing]
[clapping] 'I know that reporters can go
anywhere without permission' 'but it doesn't mean that you
can enter a shop with your bike.' [laughing]
[clapping] Please show us more. Ms. Sweta posted this photo. 'Rangrasiya, 2020. Holi last year.' Let's check the comments below. 'My uncle sits like you at any place
where piping hot puris' 'are being served.' [laughing]
[clapping] 'Ma'am, every year you tel
ecast news
on how to celebrate Holi.' 'You must also air a programme to
tell us how to remove the colour.' 'She's showing her new bangles
on the pretext of joining hands.' [chuckling] 'She's requesting one more
glass of thandai before she leaves.' Ms. Archana, what are you eating? - Gajak!
- Gajak? Okay. We pray to God
that you keep chewing. [laughing]
[clapping] When she isn't eating,
she starts talking. If she starts speaking,
it means her snacks are over. [laughing]
[clapping] Please show us
more. 'To understand what it is to stand
out in the cold.' Too much English. I'll be embarrassed if I get stuck.
Let's check the comments. 'If you are clicking your photo,
who is clicking you?' Yes! Mind your own business. [chuckling] 'There was a time when Shakti Kapoor
hid a knife inside such shoes.' [laughing]
[clapping] Show us more. 'When you are sent to such places by
your office, you feel like working.' 'We get sent to godowns.' [laughing]
[clapping] 'Buiteful!' 'Ms. Anjana Om Kashyap,
ve
ry nice...' Somebody replied,
'Your comment makes me feel' 'if you hadn't praised her,
Anjana would have been happier.' [laughing]
[clapping] I felt my English isn't good but
this gentleman is worse than me. Please show us more. Chitra posted this photo. 'London'. Let's check the comments below. 'Today the pilot will leave the
plane on autopilot to serve water.' [laughing]
[clapping] 'As Ms. Chitra boarded the flight, ' 'the air hostesses asked
men to fasten their belts thrice.' [laughing]
[clap
ping] Show us more. Ms. Sweta posted this photo.
'Don't be afraid of challenges' 'as we get more experience.'
Wow! [clapping] Let's check the comments below. 'I made the decision of getting
married ten years ago fearlessly' 'but my experience wasn't so good.' [laughing]
[clapping] 'People show such photos
to their children and say' 'that they used to cross
a river to go to school.' Somebody wrote,
'Ms. Sweta, you are so darling.' He got a reply, 'my friend,
it's not darling but daring.' The firs
t person replied, 'my
friend, I meant to say, darling.' [laughing]
[clapping] Please show us more. 'Roam around Lucknow
sitting in a carriage' 'and then you may shop for
Chikankari clothes and eat kebabs.' Wow, Ms. Anjana!
So you are a poet too. 'In short, finish your work first
then explore the city of Lucknow.' Nice picture.
Let's check the comments. 'Ms. Anjana, a serious expression
doesn't suit your face.' 'Please smile
as you are in Lucknow.' Somebody replied, 'uncle, please
control as you
have a wife at home.' [laughing]
[clapping] Oh, my! Show us more. 'She's worried that the kebabs could
be over by the time work finishes.' There's a reply,
'No. She looks serious.' 'Surely another anchor is sent to
London for reporting in her place.' [laughing]
[clapping] 'You are focused on the news
and the charioteer is eyeing you.' [chuckling] Show us more. Is it over? [musical instrument playing]
[clapping] Ms. Anjana, we saw
your video clips in some films. We saw them in 'Sultan'
and 'Tiger
Zinda Hai'. Suppose you get an offer
to be the heroine in a film as you are so beautiful, would you accept it? No. Obviously,
I won't be offered a role in a film. And I'm happier doing what I do. - You can't be so sure. Maybe
somebody wants to offer? - I know. I'm past the prime age.
I won't get offers now. What are you saying? There
are male actors in every age group - in our industry.
- Good one! [clapping] Ms. Sweta, we came to know that you like to watch films
when you are free. The most im
portant thing is she is offered a role in the films
starring my favourite actors and I got a role in the film
of her favourite actor. - Okay. Which film?
- 'Chak De! India'. Okay. Great! Amazing! - A villain's role.
- A villain's? The media plays a villain
in the film, you know. - Okay. The media...
- They criticise Shahrukh Khan. [laughing]
[clapping] Chitra, we came to know that you
are fond of dance, music and poems. Yes. I am! - Please recite a couplet.
- When I was coming here and after see
ing you,
I remembered a couplet but I decided not to say - the feelings of my heart but
I'll recite it now. - Yes, please! - "I was smitten by him
as he eyed me." - Well said! What? - Bravo! - "I was smitten
by him as he eyed me." "I didn't know that he
suffered from a squint-eye." Well said!
[laughing] Awesome! Some people sent a couplet
for Ms. Archana from Delhi. There are many fans including me. They requested me to recite in front
of you when I come to this show. Let me recite the lines
by
Bashir Badr - in front of you.
- Go on. I'm sharing someone else's feelings. "They must be aware
of a poet's style." "And also, how beautiful a moon is." "They must be aware
of a poet's style." "And also, how beautiful a moon is." "Your face resembles
my couplets so much" "that people must be mistaking
you to be my lover." Wonderful! Wow! Fabulous! I remembered a couplet for you three
written by a famous poet. "By God's grace,
they came to my house." "By God's grace,
they came to my house." "The
ir presence makes me worried
about my household budget." [laughing]
[clapping] - I remembered one more.
- Okay. "They fell for each other
after looking at each other." "They are now eyeing each other." "They fell for each other
after looking at each other." "They are now eyeing each other." "Please cherish us
for a little while." "It took us a long time
to reach here." - Wonderful!
- Fabulous! Awesome! "It took you
a long time to come here." "A different person
is sitting in the place" "someone
else was sitting earlier." [laughing]
[clapping] He started his antics again. Are your snacks over or not? Everyone is here. [cheering] Wow! - Didn't you recognise me?
- No. - Didn't you recognise me?
- No. [laughs] You have draped a sari
but walk like a man. Who are you? Tell them who I am. How would I know? [laughs] - Don't you know who I am?
- No. Then why have you been taking me
around in your rickshaw for 5 hours? [laughs] - What do you want from me?
- What? Do you want me? What are you say
ing? What? No, pay me for the ride. Money? Hey! Money? Money for what? I gave you a ride from the station. Was I alone? Weren't you sitting? [laughs] You enjoyed the view
in the front seat. And I can't tell you about
my view at the back. Hey, aunty! Uneducated man! I will go to the police
if you don't pay me. Very good! Go to the army!
Our nation needs people like you. Go away! - What kind of woman is she?
- Get lost! Nonsense! Wow! We have three breaking news here. [laughs] Wow! - Wow!
- You di
dn't introduce yourself. A woman with a man's face. Who are you? I'm Shakira from Darbhanga. [laughs] You must be wondering
why my name is Shakira. Keep wondering.
How do I care? [laughs] I'm fondly called Mausi. - Aha, Mausi!
- Yeah! Yahoo! [laughs] Why are you here? I have some news. I want you to telecast it
on your channel. - I have been cheated.
- What? Sweta. A few years ago, a cheater
honey-trapped me. [tch] [laughs] After that, we went out on dates. Woah! [laughs] He promised to be with
me forever. But, he married me. [laughs] How were you cheated then? I was going to cheat him
but he didn't wait. [laughs] I had to block three of my
boyfriends because of that fool. Ah! If that's how you were,
you could've refused to marry. I was going to refuse but I suddenly saw the sparkle
of wealth in his innocent eyes. [laughs] Hey, Chitra. He was so rich so rich... [laughs] He had a road roller
to press his tie. I got the news that he lives in this area
and is a music teacher. - Oh! Him!
-
Oh, Ustaad. I thought so! Only he can have
such a weird wife. He lives there. Go up! - No.
- Huh. - I'm here to kill him.
- Heh? - Anjana, I need your help.
- Hmm. I've heard that your husband
is an IPS officer. Will you do me a favour? - What favour?
- Get me married to him. [laughs] - Have you lost your mind?
- No. I lost my character. [laughs] Hey. [clapping] I've had a dream since childhood to marry an IPS officer. But I don't think any IPS officer
ever dreamt of marrying me. No worries. Th
at's why I
got this old man. - Okay.
- You're not Kiara Advani. I was! I was a rage! Oh! [laughs] Let me tell you. Once, I did this and a producer
signed me for a film. How is that possible? I had a knife in my hand.
I threatened him to sign me. That's how I got it. Anyway, why is it your dream
to marry an IPS officer? What will an IPS officer do? I can't write it down for you. [laughs] You've been sitting here
for so long. Who is reading the news there? There are other people
working in their c
hannel. Oh, you have a gang. It's not a gang, but a team. - A team?
- Yes. I made a chain snatchers team.
Why did they arrest us? [laughs] You must be tired of speaking.
May I strangle you? Come on! What kind of conversation is this? Kappu, what do you want?
Do you want me? - Get lost!
- Oh! [music playing] But I'm angry with you all. You always say let's go to Delhi,
Mumbai, but never take us. I boarded the train because of you. The TT asked me for a ticket.
And I said, Aaj Tak. He beat me "Kal
Tak". [laughs] Mausi, listen to me. You're talking nonsense in front
of such reputed reporters. I know that they read
big headlines. But I'm a part of those headlines. Ah! You must've heard that news. An 80-year-old man fell
into the drain. Where are you in this? I was in the drain. He came to
rescue me and I pulled him in. [laughs] [clapping] How did you fall into the drain? I went to rescue someone
and they pulled me in. The game continued for 6 hours. [laughs] You meet renowned celebrities.
Can you set up a meeting
for me with a celebrity? - Whom do you want to meet?
- Stay alert to stay safe. Oh! He has kept me awake. At 11 pm, he says, "News that pierces
through the silence." Once, his voice pierced so hard
that I had bypass surgery. [laughs] I'm being honest. I had to get a
bypass tailoring done. It's bypass surgery. No, my tailor has done
the embroidery. I got it done from him. Anyway. I'll leave because I have to do
a sting operation on my husband. I doubt that despite my pres
ence he lives alone. Thank you, guys! Take your bag, Mausi. Come out! [clapping] You present every kind
of news, right? I wish to ask our audience
what news they like. Everyone has their own taste. So, anyone from the audience
who wants to present their views. Or anyone who wants to come on TV? [laughs] Greetings, ma'am. How are you? Hi, Kapil. - Hello.
- Hello, everyone. My name is Sonu Singh. - Sonu...
- I'm from Mira Road. - A warm welcome, Sonu.
- Yes. sir. I am very fond of watching the new
s. - I watch a lot of news.
I find it very enjoyable. - Okay. Sir, I mostly watch news that talks about the lives
of celebrities. Who is having an affair with whom
or who is having a fight? - Not news, you like gossip!
- Who... [laughs] Who is getting divorced? - I really enjoy it.
- Why do you enjoy it? - It teaches us a valuable lesson.
- Really! - What?
- We show it to our husbands. Look! [laughs] As in? I show my husband for what
reason people are getting a divorce. I ask him to be wary.
I t
errorise him. - Is your husband here?
- No. - I've terrorised him.
- I see. Yes, sir. [laughs] Wow! Thank you, Sonu. - Thanks for coming on the show.
- Thank you. Anyone else? Yes. - Hello, Kapil.
- Hello, welcome. Hello, everyone. - What's your name?
- Kirti. Sir, the news I am fond of watching is the budget release for instance. When the price of beauty
and cosmetic products goes down, that gives me
immense happiness. Or when clothes become inexpensive... Ma'am, how do you feel
when you presen
t this news? [laughs] On a serious note, Anjana. Suppose you're reading out,
"The prices of lipstick rise." Do you feel, "Oh, no!
Lipsticks have become costlier!" What do you do, Kirti?
Where are you from? Sir, I am from Bhatinda
and I'm studying PhD. - You're doing PhD!
Wow! In which subject? - Yes. Nuclear medicine. Is that a type of medicine? [laughs] You are pursuing
such a heavy subject. The budget has
more important aspects. Do you want to jail the poor girl? She told you her likes. Cut he
r some slack! She's an intelligent girl.
She's doing PhD. [laughs] No... Thank you, sir. - Thank you so much for your love.
- Thank you. Thank you very much. Anybody else? Yes, mister. You're stylish. A pair of glasses on your eyes
and the other, on your collar. I saw you donning the sunglasses
and staring at Archana a while ago! You switched to the other one
because you're on TV. I wore it for the same purpose. - Really!
- Oh! Hello, sir. What's your name? My name is Pradeep Sharma. - Welcome,
Pradeep.
Where are you from? - I'm... I am from Lucknow. - Okay.
- I'm a bank officer. - You asked whether we watch
the news. - Yes. - I watch every piece of news that
these three anchors present. - Yes. Really. With which pair of glasses, sir? I was just about to ask that. [laughs] - The one I have on.
- Okay. Oh, my! Look, Sweta. You're an unmatched
brave news anchor. Anjana, your repartee is unmatched. And if I may speak my mind, Chitra is an unmatched bike anchor. - Wow!
- She's the best. Th
ank you, sir. - When she comes on TV...
- Yes? I can't focus on anything else. Why did you look to your side?
Is she your... Yes, she's my wife. [laughs] Okay! [audience applauding and cheering] - Sir, don't you have to go home
after this? Careful. - Yes. - Okay?
- I'm scared of her. That's why my voice is trembling. [laughs] Chitra, is it a crime to watch you
and your news? - No, sir.
- No, right? Tell her that. Tell her! - Hello, Chitra.
- Hello. Hello, everyone. I want to say that
once you co
me on TV, then I can't watch anything. It's just Chitra on TV thereafter. Please tell him that I, too,
have the urge to watch TV serials and movies, but no! - Ma'am, you should watch me too.
- I do. [laughs] Do one thing. Buy a new TV. - Or buy a radio.
- [laughs] - You're interesting
and entertaining. - Thank you. Thank you. Anybody else? - Hi, Kapil. Hi, everyone.
- Hello. - I am Shine from Faridabad,
Haryana. - Shine! Yes, that's right. - Welcome, Shine.
- Thank you, sir. - Yes. - I am fond o
f watching
cyber-related news about fraud. I warn my parents
against giving OTPs - or we'll be robbed clean.
- Yes. Cyber-related news. Okay. Chitra, you're the most
beautiful anchor I've ever seen. - Thank you.
- Chitra. - What's going on?
- May I recite something? - Every other person...
- May I? - May I recite something
if you don't mind? - Sure. "You are the great falcon
and flight is your passion." "You are the great falcon
and flight is your passion." "Soar, for there are higher skies
to t
ranscend." - Thank you, ma'am.
- Lovely! [audience applauding] He won't sleep tonight. [laughs] He will punch the life
out of his bed tonight. "Quiet! Chitra recited a poem
for me today." - Shine, how do you feel?
- Great. Look, he forgot
he was holding a mic! [laughs] I'm a big fan, sir. - Thank you.
- My parents are your biggest fans. The only show we watch
is The Kapil Sharma Show. - Oh!
- My dad is here. - He stopped taking medicines for BP
after watching your show. - Wow! Thank you for the
love. - Thank you, sir.
- Thank you. A big hand for our guests. Please come, Sweta, Anjana
and Chitra. [music playing] I would like to thank you all. Sweta, thank you so much.
Anjana, thank you. - Thank you, Ms. Tripathi.
- Thank you. It was lovely to meet you. Sweta has come before. You both have come here
for the first time. It was lovely talking to you. Keep up the good work. And bring the truth
before the world. And we are proud of you. - Thank you so much.
- Thank you. Thank you, guys.
It w
as fun to have you here. Keep laughing and smiling. We'll see you
every Saturday and Sunday. Goodnight and thank you.
Comments
They doesn’t have any knowledge about journalism at all.!
best episode infact more than Bollywood celeb
mausi is very good kapil bai thank siddar com back
3 destroyer of India.
Sahi hai... News ko majak bananee walee comedy show mein .. :)
So great nice view of so good answer confidence press anchor dear anjana around the world people respect anjana 🧜♀🌹🧜♂❤
Fantastic ❤
Oh bhaot khoob 3 larkiyan
Very nice 👍 show
Verey emntertaing post -thanks!!!!!!! Butwaĺ 4 Laxmi Nagar Lumbini Nepal
Ek jokes 2000 ka note maina Chip hai is par bhi Hona chaye
Very nice ji
Sagar best comedian Nice
godi media is in house
pura show godimaya ho gaya..
येह लेडिज कपिल शर्मा शो मे इतनी खूबसूरत गूडी फीली दिख रही हैं; जब येह अपने शो पे आ जाये ना, माँ कसम बहुत खौफनाक लगती हैं। अच्छे अच्छों की पजामा ढिली कर देनी है ईन को। Amazing ladies!
Kapil, be careful, Anjana’s husband is police officer
One of the BIGGEST Chatukar of the ruling party...
Saroj bhabi 👌🏻👌🏻Vadiya prank Kuldeep bhaiya
Which one is speaking Truth?