The Kapil Sharma Show - दीं कपिल शर्मा शो - EP 189 - Full Episode - 19th Sep 2021

Ms. Archana, you're looking very pretty today. Thank you, darling. The person on the saxophone.. He plays it amazingly. I know. - Your beauty is distracting him. I made him sit there. But he wants to sit here and take a good look at you. Ms. Archana, this evening will be very exciting colourful and beautiful. Because our guests today are the eminent singers of India. In the 90s era, there weren't any films which did not have their songs. One at a time, let us call them on stage. Please welcome o

ur favourite Mr. Kumar Sanu! I am come. Greetings. A big hand for Mr. Sanu! Friends, I would like to call on stage.. A big hand for him.. Please welcome Mr. Udit Narayan! Wow! Fantastic! He has set a great atmosphere here. My heartiest congratulations to Mr. Kapil Sharma for this new season. - Thank you so much, sir. Thank you.. Thank you, sir. - That's it. Your name is Kapil. That's why people appeal to you. Please take your seat, sir. - Thank you. We have arranged the sofa specially for you. A

fter the shooting is over, we will give this to you. Great! Thank you. - Wow! Thank you so much. But there's one thing, buddy. Yes, Mr. Sanu. - Kapil.. Ms. Archana is looking gorgeous today. Wow! It's true. - Thank you. I only watch your show on TV, daily. Yes. And you just watch her on my show. - Right. Yes, only.. - Yes. Very good, Sanu. You should do that. - Your show is a hit show. Ms. Archana is also super hit. Wow! - I have noticed it. The second thing is.. When your show was stopped.. - Y

es, sir. I was really very sad. He used to make us laugh at night after we used to return home, daily. - Yes. I am really so happy today.. ...that I came on your show. - Love you, sir. Love you, Kapil. Thank you, Mr. Sanu. - Ms. Archana, Love you. Thank you. I just want to say that.. Mr. Kumar Sanu praised Ms. Archana. - Yes, sir. But it's too late. - Why? He should have done this long ago. And as far as the show is concerned.. It was not stopped. Mr. Kapil is a great actor. He stopped the show

to increase his demand. And that's what happened. - You are right. You got that right. So, friend, now it's time to call the person on stage who is coming on this show for the first time. All of you love her and her voice. Please welcome.. Ms. Anuradha Paudwal. A big hand for Ms. Anuradha. Thank you so much. Thank you. Once more! Once more! To be honest, it's like a dream for me to come on your show. It's my pleasure, ma'am. Honoured. - Thank you so much. Wow! - Thank you very much. And it's suc

h a pleasure, Ms. Archana, meeting you after so many years. - So many years. You are just the same. Thank you so much. - You are just blessed. Thank you so much. - Thank you. - Evergreen.. Thank you so much. - She is evergreen. Of course, she's evergreen. That's what I am saying. - Even after 35 years she looks just the same, sir. - Thank you. 35 years have passed? But she said that she is only 34 years old. That's why Ms. Anuradha sang that song. Yeah! Mr. Udit what did you eat before coming he

re? He is so happy. Give a big hand for the three legends. - Okay. Mr. Sanu, Ms. Anuradha and Mr. Udit.. Heartiest welcome to you on this show. I swear, after meeting you people and listening to your songs.. It reminds me of that era, Ms. Archana. No, just tell me something. - Yes, sir. Did you ever imagine that all three of us would come to your show, together? No, sir. I never thought it before. But yesterday when they told me that you are coming then I was sure. He's not answering. - He's ver

y smart. Mr. Sanu, I never thought it. Seriously. And that's what I was going to tell.. Now you came to the point. - Mr. Udit, we used to.. After hearing one cassette.. - Yes. After hearing all the old songs.. Then we use to pay one rupee and fill another cassette with your songs. - I know. - I swear. I mean.. Those were cassettes from T-Series. But the one who used to record had no time. He used to be very busy. He used to show more attitude than Mr. Bhushan Kumar. He used to be that much busy.

Mr. Udit and Mr. Sanu have come on this show before. - Yes. Ms. Anuradha, you have come here for the first time. Yes. - Right. - Why did you take so much time? Why did you take so much time? Very good question. - Yeah. That's right. - Fantastic. She has sung songs for the films but she has sung so many devotional songs. I knew that God will listen to you one day. I told you.. - I beg your pardon. Ms. Anuradha, when Mr. Udit was here the last time he was with his son Aditya. He said Mr. Udit doe

sn't wear clothes at home. He wanders around wearing a towel. Now you has a daughter-in-law so it must be difficult to wear clothes. I'm still in towel. Because I'm a son of a farmer. - Wow! Being a farmer's son I can never get rid of that habit. - Wow! He's a farmer's son, but never seen a farmland but he has seen a towel. That's a big deal. Mr. Udit, the way you talk there's always a smile on your face. His voice is soft and melodious. Didn't anyone call you to act as God in mythology show? Yo

u know, the things that are natural.. - Yes. The way God creates each person. - Correct. So that nature can't be changed. He smiles so much that he can't be sad. It is sad. People will ask why he's smiling. Mr. Udit and Mr. Sanu are so mischievous that seeing them, Ms. Anuradha began singing psalms. Back to psalms. Ms. Sanu, tell us something. We heard that your name was Kedarnath Bhattacharaya. Yes. Then how did you get the name Kumar Sanu? Mr. Kalyan and Mr. Anand gave me this name because whe

n I speak I have a Bengali accent. And you guys know how Urdu sounds when I sing. So Mr. Kalyan said "When you speak, you have a Bengali accent." "But when you sing" "your Urdu is clear." "No one will believe that you're Bengali." "So Bhattacharaya won't work." Okay. - "Your name becomes a negative point." People will think how can a Bengali guy sing Urdu. "I'll give you a name from which people don't know" "you're Bengali." Mr. Kalyan used to move his fingers like this. "Kumar. Kumar Sanu." Sin

ce that day, my name has been Kumar Sanu. He gave me this name. After that when I sang in the film 'Jaadugar' for Mr. Amitabh so that name became famous. I heard that Ms. Anuradha's name before was Alka. Did you change it because Mr. Udit will tease you? Generally, after marriage women change names after marriage. Okay. - That's why my name was changed to Anuradha. Okay.. - And.. Nobody in my house calls me Anuradha. It's a name for the outside world. Everyone at home calls me Alka. But I hadn't

met him then. I want to ask Mr. Anuradha today. What would you have done if you met me then? I would've kept it Alka. Mr. Udit has a lovely nature. He has held her hand 20 times in ten minutes. I'll tell you the reason for that too. - Tell us. When I sing romantic songs with Ms. Anuradha I sing romantic song with Alka Yagnik. I've sung even with Ms. Lata from 'Dil To Pagal Hai' to 'Darr'. Until we are close for the song until there's romance in heart it can't be seen in the song either. Yes. -

Okay. That's romance too. Mr. Sanu. - Yes? Mr. Udit and Ms. Anuradha social media is essential these days. All the celebs, film stars and singers are active on it. We want to show you some entertaining comments. Show them. 'Post-mortem of the Post.' 'Post-mortem of the Post'. Mr. Udit, you had uploaded a photo of Aditya and you. Someone commented.. 'Even if the cloth was cheap' 'you shouldn't get the same suits stitched.' People are creative. 'The shoes aren't the same.' 'Mr. Udit is wearing his

wedding shoes.' Someone commented.. Oh! 'Dad.. - Dad, hurry up. Anu Malik will be here soon.' 'He will set the stage on fire..' 'He will set the stage on fire..' 'A father and son duo in a wedding.' 'Dad, wait. I will get the 'Naan'.' 'Stop, Dad. That's Neha Kakkar, not Alka Yagnik.' He keeps joking with Ms. Alka. So, people wrote about it. We have more comments. It's Mr. Sanu's photo. - Oh, Sanu! 'They know how to fix you without even saying a word.' 'What happened, sir? Did the event manager

not pay' 'or are you hungover?' 'Sir, which lullaby did you sing to put your dog to sleep?' 'Sir, you made your dog wear a T-shirt.' 'You should have made it wear a diaper too.' 'It will wet the bed.' Wow, this person is so worried. It's your turn now. - It's Ms. Anuradha's photo. It's a throwback picture. 'Ma'am, you are beautiful. You should act in films.' That's right. 'Ma'am, are you thinking 'Why is 'Melody' so chocolaty'?' Oh! Someone else wrote.. 'No, she is thinking that she left Papads

on the roof to dry.' 'So, what would happen if it rains?' 'Ma'am, if you think so much, tell us' 'if Anu Malik is a bad singer or a bad poet.' Someone replied. 'Hey, Mr. Anu Malik is a legend.' Someone else wrote.. 'Mr. Anu Malik, don't post' 'from fake accounts.' Oh, my God! Oh, God! - Oh, God! - 'Don't post from fake' 'accounts..' - Mr. Anu has a lot of fun in shows. So, his fans are having fun too. 'Devotional songs will be sung. Tell me. Where is the food?' Wow! - Oh, this is for Mr. Udit. '

Honoured to have received' 'a doctorate from American University.' 'Sir, someone made you wear a hat.' 'Sir, you have a doctorate.' 'For three days, my stomach has been upset. Treat me.' He became a doctor, right? 'Mr. Udit, who is on your right?' Sir.. - Udit must know her. Sir, are you happy because of the degree' 'or the one standing next to you? 'What do I eat? What do I not eat? This is troublesome.' 'Sir, go out and have 'Bhurji Pav' from the street.' 'It will be costly in the hotel and it

won't be delicious.' Someone wrote.. 'He is thinking' 'the hotel is playing his song' 'and yet, they are not giving him a discount.' 'That's why I told you to check the cost' 'before ordering. Now, pay the huge bill.' 'The woman in blue seems like' 'she would get two boys married today.' Oh, the one in the back.. - Yes, the one in blue.. 'Ma'am, your daughter is beautiful.' 'Even I sing devotional songs.' 'If need be, I can change my surname to 'Jalota'.' All of them are jobless. But they are c

reative. Are there more? So, what's left there? Once again it's Mr. Udit. Yes, it's Mr. Udit. You have so many awards, Mr. Udit. Sweet women on both sides. 'Be careful, sir. She will take you on a flight.' She is a pilot. - She's a pilot. 'This heart is crazy' 'but she is not your wife. Be careful.' Someone has commented.. 'Today your smile is one inch broader.' 'You are holding the pilot with so much confidence.' 'Does she fly your plane?' There's a comment below that. 'My favourite singer, Suk

hwinder Singh.' Oh! - My favourite singer. After all this he has written this! I am holding her more closely than Mahima Chaudhry. It's me! - Great! Mr. Sanu has written, 'James Bond of Jogeshwari.' 'James Bond of Jogeshwari.' Over? - There's no more. Wow! - Wow! Sapna, what is going on here? Revenge! - What? This man destroyed my parlour. So, I have come with the band. - Really? Oh dear! - I am not angry. I am very happy. Because I have opened a new parlour. - Okay. Give me your blessings. That

's okay.. Wonderful! - It's really nice. You reminded me of my uncle. You are looking handsome. Regards. How are you? Hello. - Hello. - Nice chain. I reminded you of your uncle but your dress is also very nice. Your cloths. Wow! He talks just like me. Right? Sapna, there are two guys sitting on the mare. Who is the groom? The one who is sitting at the front.. No, he's just a passenger. Yes, the one at the back. No he's also a passenger. Where is the groom? I was left behind by you. Because I am

a modern woman. So, the men will be behind me. Yes. - Fantastic! But you are a man. You could have asked me. But you didn't give me a chance. My dear, you don't get a chance here. You have to take.. - You have to snatch it. Am I right, Ms. Archana? - Yes. You have to snatch it. Why are you talking too much? It's my wedding today. Play some music. 'Play some music.' Play music. Do you want to listen to songs? - Yes. Okay. Which song do you want to hear? 'Blue Hai Pani Pani'. - Hey! Mr. Udit Naray

an, such a great singer is sitting here. But you want to listen to songs of other artists? Then play his songs. Songs of Mr. Udit? - Yes. Then what is Mr. Kumar Sanu doing here? Nonsense. Okay. Then play a song of Mr. Sanu. Mr. Sanu's song? - Yes. Then why is Mr. Anuradha here? Then ask all three of them to sing. All three of them? - Yes. - Are you a VIP? You are asking all three of them to sing. You useless fellow from Nala Sopara. - A VIP. Useless fellow from Nala Sopara. Did you enjoy? Yes. -

Yes, we did. Now just leave. Go. Okay, bye. Come, Mom. - Please go. How is it? Wow! Oh! Kapil, did you notice one thing? - What? - What? Just because one man can't play the instrument the channel had to spend so much money and call another band. Wow! Mr. Udit, is he your man? - Yes. Nice! He is an artist of hair style. That's very nice. Does he shave? Or just asked the cat to scratch? What is his story, Mr. Udit? Hello, how are you? When will you play this instrument? How are you, Mr. Sanu? All

good? Are you having any stress? No stress. - Is everything fine? - Everything is perfect. Why are you asking it repeatedly? - All good.. I am asking him because he says.. "Ask me what happened to me." So, I'm asking him. Very good. Sir.. - Yes? You love cooking, right? - I love cooking. Shall I tell you his secret, Kapil? - What? You are right. He loves cooking. Because whenever I see him.. Angry look. It's a fact. Because whenever I visit Four Bungalows I see him at the fish market buying fis

h all alone. So, I don't disturb him. It's good that he will eat fish curry and rice. Shall I tell you his secret, Kapil? - What? If he invites you at his house.. - Yes. ...then go by riding a bullock cart. - Why? Because he says.. "Enter into my life slowly." So? - Because a bullock cart will take you there slowly. Ms. Sapna.. - Yes. In his life, slowly.. Oh My God! So many have come into his life slowly and left. And it's not over. Oh! He's exposed. - Oh God! - He's still not satisfied. No.. A

big hand for Mr. Udit. I love you, Mr. Udit. I love his voice. I hope you don't mind, sir. Not at all. - I love you. Thank you. - Thank you. Thank you. Please take your seat, sir. You people are such great singers. I have a question for you, sir. - Yes. The employees in the banks.. - Yes. When they give you loan. - Yes. Do they take interest from you or just listen to you when you rehearse? They take interest from us. Really? - Yes. Otherwise, it would have been great! That's right. - Mr. Kumar

Sanu can make it happen. All the bankers are his good friends. And he fools them too by rehearsing music. Wow! Wow! Wow! She got scared. Wake her up. Sapna. - Why did you sit on the floor after hearing me? You talked for three hours. Did I interrupt? - No but.. These are the names of my massages. You can say those names also. I am leaving. No, Sapna.. Don't go. Ms. Sapna, I want to tell you something from the core of my heart. - Yes, sir. Tell me. Mr. Kapil.. - Yes, sir. You are amazing, no dou

bt. But.. - Even I don't have any question. No, listen to me. He is on the floor. - No. Listen to me.. Hey.. Hey.. Please get up. - What if anything happens to me? No, you will be fine. Please.. - Sir.. No.. No. Don't do this, sir. - Just listen to me. Ms. Sapna.. - That's amazing! No. - Ms. Sapna.. Leave me, Mr. Udit. My God! - Let me go.. Oh God! - Mr. Udit! She is fake. She is not real. He hugged so tightly. Ms. Anuradha has come for the first time. Applause. Thank you. I am a big fan of your

s. Okay. - Her song 'Dhak dhak' is very famous. Last year during the lockdown the whole world was enjoying the song. - How? One sneeze and everyone felt like that. God... - Wow! - My God... - I was I am from Rock. - Okay. Rock! - What is that? Let me show the rocks. God... - Hold on. Rock Gharana... - Not your cup of tea. Get to massage. Udit seems tired... - Why did you shut my parlour? You... - This is my second visit. Ask Udit for massage. I took massage the last time. - But you left your San

u. Yes. - There's a lot of problem. We offer different types of massages. A massage is named. 'Nazar ke Samne jigar ke pass...' What happens in that? The parlour gets bulldozed before you. It hurts. Okay. Time for me to leave. Before I faint... The eminent come for a massage. Anu Malik came to me. - Good work with him. I did a good job. - Yes, he has plenty of work. No... He liked my work but he left Malik.. Oh, no! - Malik is with me. Who will pay him? - God... See you. Off to give him his Mali

k back. See you. - Thank you. Bless you. - Great work. Too much. - Great. Good. - Anuradha, you... Started devotional songs after singing love songs. Why? Did you start receiving many love letters? That's not the case. In film industry always the directors, producers, or on a film being a hit ror on how the stars in the films feel a song was given to us. Okay. - It made me feel a bit insecured. Okay. - I always liked devotional so I switched, because in there there's plenty of material. - Yes. I

t needs dedication and time. - Right. So when as per me when I reached the peak of popularity when films like Ashiqui, Dil Hai Ki Manta Nahin became a hit then I started with devotionals. - Awesome. You sang many songs with Kumar and Udit. Who is naughtier? He's the naughty one. Sanu, you sang many songs with Anu. - Yes. Even Anu sang with you in many songs. "We met..." So when used to be there so would you get paid more or less. Saying you spoilt the song. - No way. Okay. - Sang for free. He wo

uld get paid though. - For free. I would get paid in full. Anu has been a bit... - What? He scratches. - Itching to sing? - Yes. Itching to sing? - Yes. Yes. So what happens is many music directors are like that. They first record it in their voice then they feel if other's are cut off. Yes. - Kumar became a hit for nothing. Oh, no! The song from 'Baazigar' he spoke of I... Anu, I love you. In that song... He didn't let me sing that song. That was not the only song there are many in which things

like whistling... He's good at it. It's obvious that he's multi-talented. Anu's one such music director He can compose songs on the go. - Actually! He composes with heart. I have worked so much with Anu that I love him. I hope he didn't sing much. Yes. - Udit and Kumar you both must go for shows. Even Anuradha... You might see someone singing your song. Like he is singing 'Ae Ajnabi...' He even receives a cash prize for it. Have you asked for your share since it's your song? It enthrals me when

people make money because of our songs. - Indeed. Absolutely! - When we were kids we learnt from eminent singers like Rafi and got till here. Possibly, people would be singing our songs and make a living. It makes us happy. - True. It should happen.. - Like you mentioned Mr. Rafi... I have heard that he was funny too. Rafi was very innocent and he was fun that way. Okay. - Even Lata was. Right. - We were recording DDLJ songs. Lata came in. I was singing. I just sang two lines and Lata appeared.

Western Outdoor has a glass door. One can see inside. I went blank on seeing Lata. I said I can't sing if you stay here. She said she was purposely there to listen to me. - Yes. She would sit before me and I'll have to sing. Okay. - I said it's impossible. Mr. Yash came and said since it's lunch hour he had ordered for food. Lata cracked so many jokes during lunch many jokes... - She's funny. I was tired of laughing. I still asked her to stay back. And she can come in once I am done singing. Bu

t she stayed seated and I sang. - Great! He sang a lot of songs with Ms. Lata. That was the case. Think of it.. When I was a kid, I used to run in half pants in the bylanes of Calcutta. I used to hear Ms. Lata's songs on the radio. The studio at Sunny on the second floor.. In the balancing room a film called 'Naya Saawan' was there which had Mr. Bappi's music. - Okay. It was my first stint and didn't know who was going to sing wth me. There was a mike in front of me. I took things casually. All

of a sudden, a woman enters in a white sari.. Ms. Lata. - Ms. Lata entered. My nervousness was same as Udit's.. Seeing Ms. Lata, I took her blessings and said, I'll not be able to match up to her singing. She assured me that I'll sing nicely. She heard that I'm a good singer. She encouraged me. And then, we sang the song, 'Pyar Tum Mujhse Karti Ho'. And then, it is history. Excellent experience. I saw in Ms. Lata.. I learnt it from her.. - Yes. Whoever the singer is with you instead of dominatin

g, encourage him or her. She had taught me this. Even today, that is continuing. - Wonderful! As we're speaking of Ms. Lata I remember an incident.. I used to do show in other channel. The set caught on fire. It came in the news. I was upset. We were going to shoot some other place. The phone flashes landline number.. The number wasn't saved. I was driving. I pulled over to answer the call. The caller said, she was Lata Mangeshkar. I pulled over. I was so happy that I forgot about the fire. She

was sad about the incident. I said, my father would've been very happy. She said, she called me for the unfortunate event. I got so excited.. After that, my birthday.. I got a call from her that she is recording at Lokhandwala studio and told me to come. I went to meet her. She gifted me such a beautiful watch. I seldom wear it to keep it shining and new. Ms. Lata, we love you and.. We love you, Ms. Lata.. We love you. Thank you, boys. Love you, girls. Hello, Ms. Archana. - Hello, Sudesh. Today,

I'm very happy. As Kapil has made me see these great singers.. Love you. - Thank you. I can't forget this favour but I've a request.. Please tell me, where the showroom is. Why? - No idea. Whom do I ask? I think the washroom is not constructed yet. But why.. No worries. Mr. Udit, he is the fake Arijit. What did you say? - You're fake. Are they also fake? - They are real. - I'm sorry. Actually, in The Kapil Sharma Show the girls become boys.. Boys become girls.. Sidhu becomes Archana. This what

happens here. I'd like to tell you all that I struggled hard for this position. Words aren't enough. - What is your secret? Proudness. No.. Excuse me. Let me complete. Proudness is such a thing.. Such a sickness.. That nobody succeeds once it creeps in. Be it poor or rich.. I don't ignore any calls. I take everybody's phone. I've lots of it. Any buyers? Anyway, sir.. Mr. Sanu, we'd met at the Delhi airport. There was a rush there for autographs. Mr. Sanu saw me. He told me to keep his bag inside

. He trusted me. I can't forget it, sir. Wonderful! - Try singing now. - Singer? I've also penned songs. Mr. Sanu sang so many songs. I'd written that Bengali song of yours. Today, a man isn't what he should be. The world is selfish.. - You wrote that? Mr. Bappi will thrash him if he hears this. Sir, it is true that nobody can be like you. I'd tried to sing like you.. In no time, I got tired. Sir, I can't sing with a smile you sport, sir. Singing with a guitar.. You've such a punch that is why,

you keep on having lunch. Sir.. Just like he is a comedian, I'm a singer. Honestly! When your son will hear the punch he will be happy, that his dad is great. Honestly, sir.. Somehow I copy you.. I even copy him. But Ms. Anuradha.. Please tell me I'm trying for the first time.. Who wants to hear her voice? Please. May I? - Please. That's her voice! Applause! Wonderful! Oh, my God! Hello, sweetheart! Greetings, Mr. Kumar. - Greetings. Greetings, Ms. Anuradha. Mr. Udit! Well, let me introduce you

to my husband. Are you not ashamed? Hello? Such great singers are here. What are you wearing? But it's not my fault. You should ask Sony's staffs.. To not invite such great singers when I am here. Bring people that are on my level. We cannot invite pickpockets to the show. People on your level? Have you ever sung before a great singer? Sir, I got the opportunity to sing in front of Mr. Hariprasad Chaurasia. He was so pleased that he gave me his flute. Sure, show me the mark. He hit him behind hi

s ear. This is what he does. Mr. Udit, what are you doing? Mr. Udit, before my wedding, I thought that he is very musical. Musicians are a little romantic. They are very loving. But ever since we got married, Ms. Archana he has not even touched me. - Decency. A man who never touches his wife must be the most decent man. Great. Really? Then why did you put your arm around your sister-in-law, the other day? Sister-in-law is part of the family. I had put only half of my hand around her. Ask Pinki.

I will ask Pinki later. Look. Why are you looking at me? Look at him, Mr. Udit. I am being honest. I thought that he would be a romantic man like you. Can I tell you something? Yes. - Why are you so beautiful? Because he loves you so much. I want him to caress my back just like you were doing. It's an old habit. But my husband is not like you. I am being honest. - Fantastic. I expected him to be as romantic as Mr. Udit. But I am so unlucky. Oh God! - Mr. Udit.. She thinks that I am not musical.

If a man who has practised flute his entire life is given a drum to perform, what do you expect? Really? Are you calling me a drum? Do you think of yourself as a saxophone? Look at his face. He looks like a harmonium with a broken reed. Ms. Anuradha, is this how a husband should be? A husband should be like Kapil Sharma. Someone who takes care of his wife. I told him that I want makeup. And he brought me a bottle of alcohol. Makeup doesn't make you look as pretty as you look when I am drunk. Wha

t do you want me to do? Mr. Sanu, I am being honest. She couldn't find a groom because of her bad horoscope. Her first marriage was with a dog. As if I am married to a man now. What! Usually, the sisters-in-law hide shoes during the wedding? But when they saw him, they hid him instead so that people won't complain. Mr. Udit, please hear me out first. Then you can give your opinion. You take him in your car and ditch him somewhere. Sir, the grass is always greener on the other side. She doesn't r

espect my talent. You got a show after four years. Focus on your humour. Although, you are fighting with me nowadays there was a time when you used to love my songs. When I used to sing.. I thought that he is your fan. But he was really homeless. He is a beggar. Ms. Anuradha, I was in the kitchen the other day and he asked me to come out and see what is on the T.V. I asked him what it is. And he said, it's dust. He is so lazy. Ever since, I married him I have never eaten food comfortably. You co

uld have told me that you wanted to eat comfortably. I wouldn't have brought the spoons. I would have brought two bicycle chains for you to eat. You are impossible. I had more to say, Mr. Udit. But I cannot tolerate him. Moreover, you keep touching me. You are my darling. I am his darling. So, I cannot tolerate that man anymore. Mr. Udit, let me go. I will lose my temper if I talk to him. He does not have a house. That is why he is always begging. That's all right. - I am leaving. You should not

enter my house. Okay. - Great. She is leaving. Sir, these fights will continue. I am such a big fan of yours. I won't leave without singing a few songs of yours. We don't have time. - Why? I learnt this. He didn't have time. So, he recorded 28 songs in one day. Can't I sing a few? Today, I have been blessed. Thank you very much. - Well done! Great! - Thank you.. - Well done! - Amazing! Amazing! - Amazing! Take your guitar. - Thank you, sir.. - Amazing! Well done.. - Amazing! Thank you! Mr. Kuma

r, there is a man from my village, Mr. Chedulal. I tell him not to disturb our guests, but he does. Is that so? - He asks a few questions. If possible, answer him. He stays online. He doesn't visit us. - Oh! Mr. Chedulal! 'Ms. Anuradha, I have heard' 'you are so devotional' 'that even if you pass by an incense stick' 'it lights up on its own.' 'I have heard, all of you sing so sweetly' 'that people get lost in it.' 'So, do they return or the police find them? He has more questions, sir. 'Mr. Udi

t, in your family, everyone sings.' 'So, does your soap make foam or does it make music?' It's your love for me that the music originates from the foam. Oh.. - Or it is vice-versa. 'Ms. Anuradha, you have a song, 'Aaj Phir Tum Pe Pyar Aaya Hai'. 'So, on which day, do you feel the love for others?' 'I will call you on that day.' Oh! 'Mr. Udit, sometimes, the wife gets angry' 'and goes to her parents' house.' 'She does, right? The way mine did today.' 'So, do you go to pacify your wife and bring h

er back?' 'Or do you leave everything to Narayan?' All right! To Lord Narayan! - I leave everything to Him. Oh, that was good. - I leave everything to Him. 'Okay. Mr. Kumar Sanu, you sing such sweet songs.' 'Why don't you sing sugar-free songs?' 'Then even the diabetic people will listen to your songs.' Amazing. - Yes. He is a big fan of yours. Mr. Udit, look. The one who is sitting there. Sir, what is your name? Nalin Paleja. - Welcome, sir. - Nalin Paleja? I can see that you are enjoying the s

how. - I am. Are you here alone? Aren't you married? Oh, you are here with your wife. Okay.. Thank you so much. Mr. Kapil, I am a fan of yours. Thank you, sir. And your instant comedy.. God bless you. Oh, thank you, sir.. - Amazing! As today is the music special episode we have special guests today. Okay. - Mr. Sanu. This person is multitalented. He is a one-man orchestra. With a big round of applause, I would like to call.. Please welcome Mr. Gladson Peter. Peter, amazing.. Unfortunately, we ca

n't even offer you a seat. Yes. - Because there's so much of stuff here. It can be uncomfortable, but you played so well - Wonderful! Seriously! I'm so impressed. - Thank you, sir! Peter, where are you from? - I'm from Mumbai. - Okay. How did you get this unique idea? DO you also have friends who are awful musicians? Maybe that could've been. - I see. Actually, this wasn't my goal. - Okay. But God appeared in my dream and asked me to do this. I see. - In fact, I have lost more than 60 percent lu

ngs. My lungs were damaged due to passive smoking. Who smoked so much around you that 60 percent of your lungs are gone? It was when I was in college and I worked at a call-centre. So people used to smoke around you? - Yes. How dangerous this is! People should not smoke! It is. - Please carry on. - What happened was all my hopes and dreams were shattered. When I was in the hospital the doctor said during my exit that I cannot even play a flute. - Oh! I believe that some situations in our lives a

re for a reason. And I have faith in God. So God appeared in my dream and said.. Gather all music instruments that you can and play them together. This is indeed a unique talent. It's really rare. Thank you, so much, Peter! Thank you, so much, for coming to the show. You even got us emotional. But your fun and art side is really amazing. I've never seen this before. Thank you, so much! - My best wishes to you. Thank you, so much, for coming. Thanks a lot! Please come. Chandu! Chandu! - Chandu! C

handu! Chandu! Chandu! - Chandu! Chandu! Oh, my, my, my! Greetings, everyone! Myself, Chandu. Chandu.. - The one and only chairman of this general store! Amazing. What chairman? He hasn't got a carpet to sit on. Chairman, my foot! - What did you say? What makes you a chairman? I'm no chairman because there's no chair in my shop? So does a table fan need to have a table with it? Does a hand pump need a hand attached to it? What rubbish, Kapil Sharma! Even educated people watch our show. - He has

logic. Of course, sir. I heard a song of yours that means.. 'I've sworn to make you mine.' Okay. - But he has sworn to contradict me every time. But trust me! I and my family are huge fans of yours. - Thank you! My father Mr. Mahendrapal is your huge fan, specially. If you say 'hi' to him on TV he would be glad. Hello, Mr. Mahendrapal. How do you do? Amazing! Wow! Even my uncle Jogendrapal is your fan. Please say 'hi' to him, too. - Oh, stop it, Chandu! Mr. Jogendrapal, how do you do? Amazing! -

Thank you, so much! My other uncle.. - Enough of your family! It's the last one. I owe him money. Is this how you make money? Even you mention your sponsors' names. I forgot to congratulate Mr. Udit. Congratulations! Your son got recently married. Yes. - Hope your daughter-in-law serves you tea now. It feels good. - Really? - Yes. It's evident looking at you. And if you run out of tea leaves please buy from my shop. Why do you drag my guests to your shop? I don't drag them to my shop. You bring

them here in front of my shop! Go mind your customers. What customers? Ever seen people at my shop? I sit idle all day. A housefly flew in yesterday. It asked me if I was lonely. I asked why. It said it could give me company. Good, Chandu! - Thank you, sir.