The Kapil Sharma Show S2 | Gulmohar वाली शाम | Sharmila Tagore, Manoj Bajpayee | Ep 309 |11 Mar 2023

- [theme music playing] - [audience applauding and cheering] [theme music playing] - Whoa! - Kapil... Thank you. Please take a seat. - Thank you for your love. - Kapil... - Archana, I'm really excited and happy today. - Why? It's because the guest who will come on the show has not just a fan in me, but in all of India. She's a beautiful superstar who has given us superstar films like 'Kashmir Ki Kali', 'An Evening in Paris', 'Aradhana', 'Amar Prem', 'Daag', 'Chupke Chupke' and many other such be

autiful films. She has been ruling hearts from the 60s until now. If someone dreams of a diva, I'm sure she looks like her. Thank you for the love. Ma'am, they've been eagerly waiting for you. It's your first time on the show. It's hard to believe you're here. Thank you so much. - I'd like to say something. - Yes, ma'am. Congratulations to you. Now, you're one of us. You're an actor. - Thank you. - Welcome to our fraternity. Thank you. After looking at her, all her films are flashing before my e

yes. And the iconic song I was singing right now... Ma'am, even today when we travel by car and see a train passing by, we imagine you! Reading a book. Yes, that's right. Thank God Sujit was driving Rajesh Khanna in the car. Or Rajesh Khanna would have rammed the car had he been driving! Yes. - She's the first heroine whose dimples became famous. - Yes. Archana told me to ask you whether you charged an extra fee for your dimples! Don't believe a word he says. - You and I will stick together. - Y

es! - See, Kapil? Woman power. - Absolutely! Ma'am, welcome to the show and please take a seat. Give her a big hand. [audience applauding and cheering] I may have said it in jest, but the fact is that people are a big fan of her beauty and talent. I've heard a rumour which I don't know is true or not. It's believed that Rajesh Khanna loved your dimple so much that he married Dimple! For this reason. [audience applauding] Too good. [unanimous laughter] Ma'am, practically everyone from your family

has been on the show. - Saif, Kareena, Soha and Kunal... - Sara. Even Randhir Kapoor, your relative. - Yes. - Didn't he tell you about the show that was eagerly waiting to host you? What took you so long? Were you waiting for your film to release or were you waiting for Zwigato's release? [hysterical laughter] Perfect timing. - The timing is right though. - Yes, ma'am. - We actors believe in timing. - Yes. That's why I was right on time here. - Absolutely. - Right? Correct. [applause] Sharmila

ma'am herself was a superstar. Whoever she worked with, that pair has also been a hit. Be it Rajesh Khanna, or Shammi Kapoor. Be it Shashi Kapoor or Dharmendra. But when it came to marriage, she married Nawab Pataudi. Ma'am, when you got married, didn't your co-stars call you? "If you liked cricket so much, you could've told us." "We would've played it too." [laughing] Shammi Kapoor was already established by then. If you want to change history, that's a whole different thing. No, I was talking

about the pairs. He was, of course, a superstar. It was a time when if a newcomer works with Shammi Kapoor, then you directly become a hit. That's why after 'Kashmir Ki Kali' and then I became famous. It was a great film. [applause] If you remember that song from 'Kashmir Ki Kali', Shammi sir sings a song for Sharmila ma'am. 'Ye chand sa roshan chehra'. 'Zulfon ka rang sunehra'. When he sings the next word, he falls off the boat. Did the director ask him to do that or did he slip on his own? It

was very difficult to work with Shammi because I was a newcomer. He used to do one thing in rehearsal and something different in the actual take. He used to enter from here and there. - Sometimes from up above. - Unpredictable. Absolutely. There were no directions that you had to jump. Forget that. Do you remember in 'An Evening In Paris', when he gets hangs from the helicopter, an angel from the heavens? I was doing that water skiing, and he was in the helicopter. And he was pretty much on the

edge, showing off his thighs, It was all shown. Very sexy. Yes! [laughing] So, And then, it was difficult for the helicopter pilot because the helicopter was swinging like this. All of a sudden, with no rehearsal, no instruction, he just jumped on the boat. That was not in the script. When you asked me to enter at the cue, I came out alright. I didn't take you by surprise. [laughing] Shammi was like that. But that's so dangerous, Sharmila. Jumping from a helicopter onto a boat, it's difficult ev

en for stuntmen. Mr. Shammi did it without rehearsal? But Archana, there are many people who work hard to earn money. I mean... [laughing] [comical music] Not everyone can just sit on a huge chair. "Oh, wow. What happened then?" Let me give some background to Sharmila. Sharmila, he's making a sarcastic comment at me. Oh, sorry! I take back my clapping. I didn't realise. She's my old friend. - Yes! - We've worked together before. So, please. - Of course, ma'am. - At least not in front of me. The

one who sat there before her was also an old friend of mine. [laughing] You must know it. Sidhu sir was a big fan of Nawab Pataudi. So, there you go. Which way would you like to choose? I do like Sidhu as well. [laughing] [cheers and applause] Ma'am, when you met Nawab sir, were you his fan or a fan of cricket? I know it sounds unbelievable, but I was a fan of cricket first. My parents were also mad about cricket. People of Kolkata are crazy about sports. First and foremost, we were fans of cric

ket. But we were also fans of cricketers. At that age, we too, stood in queues and cheered for the cricketers. Actually, I was a Jaisimha fan. Oh. So one day I met with Nawab. So it was love at first sight? Not at all! He had just returned from England, I didn't understand half of what he used to say in English. Because he had that proper British accent. And his sense of humour, it was quite different. He used to laugh at his own jokes. We didn't understand his jokes. I think my children will ki

ll me when they hear this. 'What are you saying about dad on the Kapil Sharma Show?' So, it was not love at first sight. It was love. And I don't know, I just felt that he would never hurt me intentionally. I felt I could trust him. That was the basis of it. Isn't that the most important thing? [cheers and applause] Sharmila, how did Mr. Pataudi propose to you? We were in Paris. You know, on the Bastille Day, the entire city gets down on the streets. They celebrate their independence. People get

drunk, they dance around and jump into the fountains. Imagine thousands of people walking on the roads. Suddenly, he knelt on the ground like they do in films, and he asked me, 'Will you marry me?' I said, "What? I can't hear you." [laughing] Because there was so much noise around us. Then he said loudly, "Will you marry me?" I said, "Yes, I will!" Oh, wow. [cheers and applause] Ma'am, in Indian weddings, the sisters of the bride steal the shoes of the groom. Archana wanted to know if your sist

ers stole his shoes or his bat? [laughing] Bat? He didn't bring his bat to marry me. [laughing] It was going so well. The function was nice, everybody was happy. And my sister, I have 2 sisters, my younger sister is 18 years younger than me. When I got married, she was 5 years old. Everyone was happy, we were leaving, and she started crying. She didn't steal anything. But she wouldn't let me leave. She thought they were stealing me away. She wanted me to stay with her. That's not a tradition we

have. Us Bengalis, we don't steal anything. Oh. You just stole Nawab's heart. Alright, I did do that. Everyone has such different stories. Ma'am's younger sister started crying. When she got married, her husband was crying. [laughing] - Everyone has their... - Why are you laughing? Sharmila, I hate to say it. But whenever he cracks a joke on me or anyone else, I can't help but laugh. [laughing] He says it so nicely. That's how it works here. [laughing] If I stop laughing, they'll bring in anothe

r cricketer. [laughing] That's true. You should work smartly. Ma'am, when you signed 'Kashmir Ki Kali' with Shammi sir, how did that happen? It was a Bengali connection. Sachin Bhowmick, who wrote it, he was a Bengali. He was friends with my mother. Shakti was also a Bengali. He had watched 'Apur Sansar'. Shammi was working with new heroines back then. So Shakti thought it'll be a very nice idea that to pair him up with me. It was a beautiful film, ma'am. Your performance was amazing. It has suc

h beautiful songs. I was very nervous when we shot at Dal lake, it was difficult for me, lip syncing to 'Deewana Hua Badal'. But when I gave that shot, Asha and O.P. Nayyar were waiting for me. Asha hugged me and told me it was a very good shot. It was such a wonderful moment. Just imagine Asha saying that you've given a good shot. I have a lot of memories of that film. It was an amazing film. [cheers and applause] We'll hear more stories from Sharmila ma'am. It's time to invite another amazing

artist on stage. We're all fans of his, and he's a great fan of hers. Give it up for Mr. Manoj Bajpayee! Manoj, welcome to the show. Thank you. You look exactly like a groom. [laughing] Manoj's film 'Gulmohar' released. Ma'am, we're all so mesmerized by you that we haven't even talked about your film yet. Ma'am, do you know, Manoj was obviously excited about the film, when I talked to him, he was excited that you've made a comeback in films after almost 12 years. He thought we should celebrate y

ou. And he asked me to watch the film as well. Right then, your confidence told me it would be a great film. [laughing] I watched the film and truly, the film is amazing. You immediately connect to the film. Your characters are so good. All the characters are great. It's a beautiful film! - Congratulations. - Someone told me about him. There was a lady sitting beside him. She told me that Kapil had tears in his eyes. And I love Kapil, he's my mother's favourite. I wanted to offer him a tissue. [

laughing] Brilliant. Manoj, when you watched Sharmila's films, did you ever think you'd do a film with her? I still can't believe it. Sharmila doesn't trust my words. We met before we started the shooting. The reading was done. Sharmila was going to go home. We decided to do a workshop. I was conducting the workshop. Sharmila insisted to attend the workshop. She won't participate, but she would attend it. You won't believe me, she started participating in the workshop right where she sat. That's

the greatness of the person who is sitting next to me. [cheers and applause] If I get to learn something, then why not? [laughing] The thing is, the senior actors are unable to participate. Not because of anything else. Because they are seniors and people get scared. It is not easy to open up when they are around. It takes time. Whenever we used to go for shooting, Mrs. Archana. People used to behave when Mrs. Sharmila was around. The instant she would leave, my director would forget how to beh

ave. [laughing] Listen! He could have been himself in my presence. I would like it too. You make him nervous. They did not involve me in anything. They wouldn't invite me to their party. Mrs. Sharmila, this was a workshop. It was something new. This didn't happen back in the time. Have you ever been in a situation where you are meeting the hero for the first time on set, and you had to perform a romantic scene immediately? You know, when the camera is rolling, it depends on the director. We have

to do it. Because naturally, that's our job. - Yeah! - So we do it. We didn't have scripts. They are lucky! They have everything. They used to write dialogues on the set. But we knew when there will be a romantic scene. The only thing we used to hope for was that he had a better lunch. So that... No onions! [laughing] - Yes! - I didn't say it. You said it. [laughing] You asked the right question, ma'am! - What is it? I have worked in a few movies. Around three movies. I worked on a film with Na

ndita. She gave Shahana and me a romantic scene on the first day. We were poor in the movie. That kind of romantic. On the first day itself, you have to hug a stranger. You should at least be acquainted. I got scared. Then we became friends. Once we became friends, there was no romantic scene. - I wondered... - You seem unhappy with that. You will have to learn all that! Don't you think? - Should we have a workshop now? - They are innocent! [laughing! - They should be in a workshop. - Workshop!

- But that wasn't the case with. - Okay. There was a romantic scene with a song after lunch. I was having lunch. The hero came, and he entered the room. And he said, are you eating onion? I said yes! I said, why not? He said, he didn't eat because there will be a romantic song. But the heroine is having onion. That is kind. You could have been a hero too. [laughing] Manoj, there is dialogue from her film with Mr. Rajesh Khanna. Pushpa, I hate tears! Look at her and say it in your style, then tha

t would be great! Oh God! Why? Look at his request. I have not been so nervous in a long time. [laughing] - I will try. - Okay. Let's do it, Manoj! Who is saying that? I am. I said it. Pushpa, I have told you I cannot see you in tears. Pushpa! I hate tears! [cheering] Superb! What sort of audience reaction is this? He is saying 'I hate tears' and the audience is clapping. That was a fail. I failed miserably. Does anyone else feel the same? Can you look at her and say it with all the emotions? Ok

ay! Please give him the mic. I want to apologise. [laughing] Forgive me. Pushpa, I hate tears. [laughing] Please don't cry. I will never cry! He already had a story ready. It felt as if he is asking for breakfast. That is how he said it. Ma'am, your fans have questions. They have requested me to ask you. I have questions regarding your co-stars. Which actor was a good dancer? Who was a good dancer back then? I am sure it isn't Mr. Rajesh Khanna! [laughing] - Mr. Shammi Kapoor. - It's difficult.

Not really dance. - he has a good understanding of rhythm. - He was mischievous. Back then, every verse was picturised on him. - In one take - One full verse in one take. He was very good with rhythm. Very good. [applauding] Ma'am, a lot of senior actors... Mr. Dharmendra told me that everyone trusted Mr. Hrishikesh Mukherjee. He never narrated the story. He was sharing a story from your film Chupke Chupke. He said that when he was asked to wear a driver's costume. He said he saw Mr. Asrani whil

e he was in the driver's uniform. He went and asked Mr. Hrishikesh whether he would be her driver. [laughing] Ma'am, which actor used to run from dancing so that they don't have to dance? Mr. Hari (Sanjeev Kumar). [laughing] Definitely! Which co-star struggled with remembering dialogues? I cannot say that! I told you a story. - But I cannot tell you this. - Okay. Who was very shy to do romantic scenes? No one! [laughing] They are all actors! - The girl has to be shy. - Yeah! Who was the most sty

lish co-star? Shashi Kapoor! - Mr. Shashi! - Yes. - He was so well dressed. - Yeah! Well dressed! - FK was also stylish, right? - Yes! - You are right! - One of the most stylish... I think I can change! [laughing] - Mr. Feroz Khan! - So, I was thinking - Feroz Khan is one of the most... - Feroz Khan was definitely - more stylish. - He was a friend also. When Mr. Rajesh Khanna worked in Aradhana with her it was a blockbuster. After that Amar Prem was released! We've heard that those who left the

theatre after watching the film would buy the tickets again and watch it again. It was a blockbuster! People were excited to see both of you. Do you remember any story from that film? In Amar Prem, we gave a shot in the Hooghly River. - Okay! - 'Chingari Koi Bhadke'. - It was such a lovely song. - Very beautiful song. You will be stumped to know. The long shots were taken - outdoors. - Okay. But all was done indoors to control the rest of the song with lighting And that lake that they made was t

here for around a week. Okay! Can you imagine the stagnant water... And then we had to walk over there and sang the romantic song. And if you leave the water for long - there is a weird stench! The smell was like that. - Yes! So, despite how lovely we look and how beautifully we sing that song... - It was beautiful! - Iconic! That song is iconic. Iconic! Please don't tell anyone about this. Oh, I said it to everyone! Oh my! Oh God! That is all! So, all the illusion will go. This is amazing, righ

t? "A spark..." "When it flares." Cut! Hey. Bring me the perfume. Ma'am, there was this beautiful thing in your films. The bouffants were so fancy. And flowers on top. Right? When... They were both on the ears and the hair. Didn't some actor say that... - You should keep your hair down. - Everyone would say it. Everyone told me. Directors too. Sir Hrishi... Hrishikesh Mukherjee came to me. He said the character of Anupama that you are playing... She is a neglected girl. So, please... We'll give

you a good backlight. Your face is very beautiful. So, whatever you are doing with your hair... Please don't do it. I must have been very peculiar. I didn't listen to Hrishikesh Mukherjee. [laughs] [cheers] What was I thinking? He must have thrown me out. It would have been like, you should go home and do your hair. But fine. But it was a black-and-white movie. It's like they cut the head in 'Gulmohar'. - Right. - In the shot. So, I think they managed the frame in such a way... That the bouffant

was out of the frame. [laughs] Mr Sharma. [cheers] Couldn't you tell me that Sharmila ma'am is coming home? I was going to tell you that Sharmila ma'am is coming. So, you should not come out. I forgot. I forgot. Sorry. Ma'am, ignore him. I'll introduce myself. Myself, Bindu, his proud wife. Fraud. Fraud wife. You cannot even say it. Miss Sharmila, it's a push, not a marriage. She was drowning in the sea. I gave my hand to save her but she put a ring on me. So, I am stuck now. Manoj sir, we got

married properly. This man came with a procession of 200 people. I came with 200 people. When his father saw them... He was using them as a shields to not pay for the services. [laughs] He... One minute. You were saying that you'll gift me a car on my birthday. So, when will we do it? I cannot travel by train or bus anymore. Please. Where will you sell the incense sticks, then? [laughs] It's 'Dadar' Express' time. Let me talk to them. Ma'am, you had a professor Tripathi. Professor of flowers. So

romantic. And this is my husband. He can never be romantic. Manoj sir. College days were good. He used to follow me everywhere. Manoj sir, I went after her once. Everyone told me there's a girl in the college. She looks like 'Natwarlal'. I thought I'd see her. That's why I went after her. What nonsense! [cheers] Did you call them? I played a role in a college play. She went to an audition for the role of heroine. They told her that she'll look good in a moustache. [laughs] Manoj sir, you tell m

e. One second. It's enough. [claps] Bindu, you wear such big earrings. Your face will fall one day. Why? Such a small face with big earrings. You can hold me. I've been handling you for ten years. Can you not hold me? [cheers] Manoj sir, if you see her talent... She can swim with 'Medu Wada' on her waist. [laughs] - Hey. - Mummy. Bindu, you're here. Your father has a stomach ache. Go and bring this quickly. What is this? Five kilo 'Jalebi'? Yes, he didn't eat sweet after dinner. So, he has a sto

mach ache. Miss Sharmila Tagore. Hearty welcome, ma'am. I am so happy. 'Pranam.' [laughs] My Bhiku has arrived. Manoj sir. Do you know, Manoj sir? Do I know him? Well, he is the one... Who sang for me. "I meet her in my dreams, I meet my girl in the dreams." [laughs] But destiny didn't favour me. If it favoured me, I would have been Manju Bajpayee now. [cheers] There was a time... When I went to watch his plays while bunking my school. Today, he is here to see my play. I can't believe it. [cheer

s] I can't believe it. - What? - This is called... [gestures] Mummy, what are you doing? What is this? It is a loan. I took a loan from him. Maybe that's why he has come. What kind of gesture is this for a loan? This is two people talking. This hand is saying, when will you pay? This one says I'll give it back. No need to worry. [laughs] Both are not listening. They both are arguing. [laughs] That's it. This is the deal. Bindu, you! Did you see Mr Bhiku? [laughs] Let me tell you... I met Mr Mano

j for the first time on the train. - Really? - Yes. I wanted to eat corn. I had no change. He gave me 50 rupees. Corn for 50 rupees? Corn was for 15 rupees. But I wanted to eat 'Poori Sabji' at the next station. It's not good to ask for 15 rupees at every station. [laughs] Mom, don't you feel any shame? Your daughter is right here. What are you saying? Can't you go somewhere else when I am talking like this? [laughs] This is so good. I know that you don't believe me. One minute. I'll show you th

e proof. Look at this. Manoj, these are the slippers that you forgot in the hotel. [laughs] Oh my. Mr Pankaj Tripathi took this. I stole it from Pankaj Tripathi when he came last time. [laughs] Manoj, we should wear it in each of our legs and go somewhere. Mother-in-law, have some shame. You have nine children. If I had shame, I wouldn't even have a child. Right? And let me tell you... I have eight children. She is my stepdaughter. What? What are you saying, mummy? Yes, Bindu. It's true. We are

not your parents, Bindu. Your parents gave birth to you and put you on the stairs. It's good that we were near the stairs of the temple for 25 years. When we picked you up... People started throwing money. [laughs] Yes, Bindu. Then I realised... This is the child who will provide for us in the future. - So, I'm the stepdaughter. - Yes. - Thank god. Do one thing. Pack your things. You need to go back. Kidding. I was just kidding. [laughs] I was kidding because... I wanted our dear guests to pity

me. I wanted them to give me a 'Chiku'. I haven't had fruit for so long. Sorry. I haven't had a fruit. The guests have arrived. And you are asking for 'Chiku'? Wait. I'll ask for something else. Miss Sharmila give me a room in your 'Pataudi palace'. [laughs] No. That's why I don't let you meet the guests. Oh. Not let me meet the guests. As if she is Kapil Sharma. [laughs] Not let you meet the guests. Let's go inside. I don't want to get insulted. - Come on. - Let me take the symbol of love. [lau

ghs] [music] [cheers] Everyone wanted to work with you when you entered the film industry. Did you have a favourite actor with whom you wanted to work? Everyone... I liked Shashi Kapoor because he was great fun to work with. Mr. Dharam and I share a birthday. Not the same year. - Okay! - But same date. But he was also such a lovely person. He used to crack a lot of jokes. And they were very dirty jokes. [laughing] But it used to be fun with him. I had a lot of fun with him. When it comes to my f

avourite, it was Haribhai. - Sanjeev Kumar. - Mr. Sanjeev Kumar. He was very good. And we used to work double shifts. In the morning, I was working with him in Faraar. In the evening, I was working with him in Mausam. Oh! I was playing the role of a prostitute. That was my first day. And I was very keyed up. Very excited! And it was a 2 to 10 shift. I was ready at 2 by hearted the dialogue and waited for my shot. Guess what time he came? 8 o'clock. - Oh! - 8 in the evening. I am Bengali. I said

mean things. Mr. Gulzar asked me to calm down. I wouldn't stop. The shooting went on. I was not talking to him. I was not talking to him even in Faraar. I didn't speak with him even in the evening. We were just working. Then I went and saw Aandhi. And I loved the film. In the morning, he was in the dressing room next to me. I knocked on his door. I told him that you are a very good actor so I will shake hands with you and I forgive you. We can start talking from now on. But inform me if you will

be late. Don't be so disrespectful! Then we became friends. So, he was a lovely person. But he left us so soon. [applauding] Very soon! I am sure my dad is happily watching this from where he is. Because we knew about movies... My dad had a wealth of knowledge. If your film has been released, he will know who the director, lyricist, and music director are. And which year it was released. My dad was a self-proclaimed music reality show host. [laughing] Friends, before we move on, it is time to i

nvite other actors from this movie. With a big hand, please welcome Suraj, you - are playing the role of Manoj's son. - Yes. And you have played your role so well. Congratulations. - Thank you! - I have... He is a great actor. I saw your work in Life of Pi. Too good! His strategy, planning and luck are on point. He started in a Hollywood movie. And his first telecast on TV is on Kapil Sharma Show. [laughing] You delivered your role so well that it will annoy a father. You played it so well. When

you were working in Life of Pi, you shot with a tiger. Did you not worry that the movie will be incomplete if the tiger wants to have snacks? No! I was skinny. I was nothing. It could have attacked healthier people. - You did a great job! - Thank you very much! Greetings. Greetings. - Greetings. - Greetings. Greetings. Greetings. On my behalf, hi to everyone. [comical music] Not so fast. Don't go on being so casual here. [laughing] Be genuine. Okay, Dad. Hi, Sharmila. Hi, Simran. Hi, Sharmila.

No, I've greeted her already. I've covered the ladies. [laughing] Sharmila, sorry about this. These are just imposters. You mean we're fake? You are. What do you mean by duplicate? Do we run out of battery or something? I am here only for Sharmila. Sharmila. Give me a hug. Dad, you have to behave. Hear me out. 'Aa gale lag jaa' (Give me a hug) was a great film. That's what I meant. Oh, I'm really sorry. Sharmila, I like you. - Which film was this? - This is feeling, not film. [laughing] I like y

ou very much. Thank you so much. You're so beautiful. I'm sure everybody likes you. Manoj. In your show 'Family Man', you've used such brilliant, heart-touching swear words. Yes! Heart-touching swear words! - Could you swear at me? - Dad, wait a second. Who asks for curse words like this? I want him to say it so that I can throw it back to you. [laughing] Will they allow that on TV? They won't, right? - No. - We can't show that. Don't swear. Sharmila is sitting here, what are you doing? Look, us

ually, I don't say such things normally. I'm a really shy guy. [laughing] I'm not kidding. I am really shy. Sometimes, when I watch TV and there's a kissing scene on, I switch it off. - TV? - No, the window. [laughing] No, the thing is, at this age, it's not bad to watch it. It's bad to get caught watching it. Then that becomes a problem. Sharmila, do you remember? We used to eat patties in the 80s. What? We used to drink masala tea in the 90s. Why don't I know about this? It was back when Mumba

i was just blooming. Back then, the fish and humans had a meeting. We had to decide who would stay in water and who would stay in the flats. I explained to the fish, you stay in the water. You won't survive in the flats for long. It was back then and today, whenever a fish comes to a flat, it goes straight to the pan. [laughing] That was such brilliant nonsense. Gentleman, I am shocked too, that you took so long to call me out on that. I'd expected you to intervene long before you did. But you h

eard my nonsense till the end. Thank you so much. Actually, there's a reason behind that. He doesn't pay attention to us nowadays. He's more focused on films. He has a new film coming out, 'Zwigato'. Zwigato! Oh, Zwigato! Truly, it's really amazing. That's so great. My driver's son was saying that he will watch it 4 times in a day. He's such a big fan of his? No, he works in the cinema hall. [laughing] He shows people their seats. I need you to say at least one swear word right now. [laughing] Y

ou've done a great job. - Keep going. - Thank you, bro. Bro, very good. Grow. When it comes to growing, look at Manoj Bajpayee! Oh my God! I'm telling you, watch TV, there's Manoj Bajpayee. Watch OTT, there's Manoj Bajpayee. Watch films, there's Manoj Bajpayee. I am scared that one might unveil his bride on their wedding night, and find Manoj Bajpayee. [laughing] Look, there's Suraj. - Suraj, how are you? - He's from Hollywood. Hollywood? Yeah. He worked in Life of Pi. Let me in your life too. [

laughing] But I had a thought. I was just thinking, if Manoj acted in Life of Pi, what would it be called? - What would it be? - Life of Bajpayee. [laughing] I appreciate Suraj. I appreciate him a lot. When you were on the boat, I mean, not now, I mean the boat, The boat, you know. You were so near the tiger on the boat. But you were not scared. You survived. You survived. Very good. But let me tell you the truth. A few days back, I, too, was on a boat, and I had ten tigers. - My God, dad. What

happened then? - Then I told the poetry (sher) one by one. [laughter] Awesome. [laughter] Enough dad. Give me a chance too. - My son is very talented. - Oh! Yes. He is very talented. He will show his talent. What should I do with them that they'll be interested? - You say "pleasant". - What is that? He can say very well. Do you know jokes? Jokes. Jokes. He has got good jokes. You'll enjoy it if you hear it. Say one joke. This one is hilarious. You'll enjoy it a lot. Once, everybody, listen to me

. Once an elephant proposes to an ant, and the ant refused. The ant said that I couldn't marry as my family is against inter-size marriage. [laughs] Inter size! Inter-size marriage, right? Not inter-caste, it's inter-size. Elephant and the ant. You said it very well. He told. [applause] [applause] Dad, this is my moment. - Say it. I'm sorry. - Please. It happened by mistake. He has got many jokes. - One more. - This one is hilarious. Once four ants were sitting. An elephant passes by them. One o

f the ants said, "hey, do you want to wrestle?" The remaining ants say, "leave it, he's alone." [laughter] Oh! No. Did I tell this one too? No, I told this one. What is this, dad? Sorry. It happened by mistake. You told me, and I've memorised them. You stay out of this. Please. - I am not going to say anything. - Please compromise, dad. Who doesn't compromise? Please. He will say the entire joke. This one is amazing. Once, an elephant was bathing in a swimming pool. An ant comes and says, "hey e

lephant, you come out". Come out, I want to see if you have put on my swimming costume. [laughter] An elephant is wearing an ant's swimming costume. Oh! He's crying. Sorry. See. I... Say it. Say it. Say it. Listen... One minute. You come here. Energy. You need energy. Very very good. Simran, when I saw your first film Tere Mere Sapne, - Yes. After that, you did a lot of movies. After I saw you in Gulmohar, it took me some time to recognise because you were so much into your character. You did it

so beautifully. You fulfilled your role beautifully. - Congratulations on that. - Thank you. [applause] When you will watch this movie, you will not feel that there is no actor. Of course, you know them all. They are all popular. You will feel like it's one family. Wow. One is having a problem with another, another having problem with another. They have done it so beautifully. Her parents are from Punjab. She was born in Mumbai. She has worked in many South films. Did you act in this film to me

et me, or what? [laughter] I did Gulmohar for my family. I know Tamil very well. Do you know Tamil? What? Wow. What does it mean? I am asking you because I know Tamil very well. - Do you know Tamil? - No. I learnt Hindi with a lot of labour. [laughter] You said it right that I was raised in Mumbai, and my mother tongue is Punjabi. I've been working in South Indian films for the past 25 years. Thank you so much for Gulmohar, Rahul. One of the factors of doing Gulmohar. Apart from being a family s

tory, Sharmila was there. You'll have to share the screen with a legendary artist. So I am very fortunate. It was very important to meet you. - That's why I have come from Delhi. - Thank you so much. - It was meant to be. - Yes, it was meant to be. [applause] Simran, how many years has it been for your first film Tere Mere Sapne? - It was released in 1996. - Wow. - It must be close to 26 years. - Yes. At that time, you looked like this only. - Today, you're the same only. - What a compliment. Se

riously, you're so fit. Suraj was telling me backstage, he said that when he reached the set, he felt that you're his heroine. [laughter] Later, when he was told that you'll be his mother. He was very disappointed. There was a sunset at that time. How are you so good, Kapil? - I mean, how can you... - Really? Seriously. We three were watching you from backstage, you, Sharmila, and Manoj. I mean, you're so impressive. I need to say this. You have so many fans. How do you do this? I don't know. I

feel like that I am so blessed. I've always met the people whom I have been a fan of. For example, I am meeting Sharmila for the first time. So this is god's grace. What can I say about it? [applause] And, ma'am, I've been watching you for so many years. - You're so pretty. - Thank you. - And you're so vibrant. - Thank you. The costumes that you wear, the way you speak. I mean the response and humour, I mean, it's marvellous. Whatever you said, he is going to cut it all. I am saying what I feel.

Please, don't cut it. Entire team, we were backstage. We were just amazed. We were stunned. How do they do it? Do I have any chance in your next film? Oh! God. [applause] Don't go by Rahul's face. He has made a wonderful movie. In today's date, people add flavour to it and other things. You showcased family values so beautifully. Thank you. How did you get the idea? My wife challenged me one day. That I should write a family film, as family films do well. But you can't write. And then I said, I

will prove to you by writing a family film. That's how it all started. But, jokes apart. I was also becoming a father. Just the whole idea of exploring that what are the values of a home and family. It started from there. My co-writer, Arpita and me - first wrote about the characters. - Okay. We wanted to have a matriarch. We wanted that she would have children. And then children of children. Those three generations and exploring the characters of the three generations. That was the inception o

f the story. Congratulations to you. You did amazing. [applause] The actors who are working with you, senior actors, very talented actors, - Yes. Did you ask them for a retake or do you ask their opinion? What do you think? Should we take it? How did you do it? Manoj was telling me as soon as Sharmila leaves the set. You used to breathe after knowing Sharmila is not on the set. We three used to sing. [laughs] Manoj has many times come to our show. But today, your eyes are sparkling, we can see y

our true fan feeling for Sharmila. That is. Along with it, the eyes of my father are also sparkling. Okay. [applause] I was saying that, we went to shoot for the movie 'Shool' at my home town. My father told me, Manoj... My father was very fond of watching movies. He said, Manoj, - I want to meet Raveena. - Okay. [laughter] [laughter] I said no. You can't come. It's very crowded. It can be very shameful to me. Whether I should work or should I introduce my father? You leave it. I was leaving. Su

ddenly, I felt that he could come. I said, "father, you don't come". Isn't it? He said, I've got nothing to do with it. Is this the only thing remaining? You said that I couldn't come. I won't come. - Okay. - And then I left. Thousand of people were there, the shooting was going on. Crowd control was going on, baton charge was going on. Suddenly, my eyes could see that behind a couple of guys, a man was standing, who looked similar to me. [laughter] I said this is my father. In front of my staff

, I said, why are you here? He said you do your work. [laughter] And I can guarantee that if my father would have been alive today and if he had known that Sharmila will be on Kapil Sharma Show, he would have come here. He could stand behind the audience, near the camera. [laughter] How sweet. He is seeing it from somewhere. The song which you were singing, I only remembered my father. If I had gone from here in my van, he would come and hum this song. Kapil sings so well. [laughter] Kapil! Kapi

l! [applause] - Ma'am, you've seen the stardom. - Yes! It is rare these days. I doubt anyone will witness it again. Nowadays, we get to know through social media which film has earned how much. When your film used to realise, how did you know it is a blockbuster? Back then, there was no social media or TV. - In 80s TV... - And there was no way you could meet the actors. When the actors used to come to watch their film during the premiere, there used to be a queue. That's the time they saw you. O

r else in a film event, or when we used to do charity. During fundraisers. There was no contact with your audience. They couldn't meet us. So, they liked us very much. It was a mystery, and you could maintain stardom. Nowadays, on social media... Everything is out there! What you're eating, wearing, doing, or thinking. Everything is on social media. I am not on social media, so I don't know much. But my granddaughter tells me that if you're not on social media - then you don't exist! - You don't

exist! You don't exist! We heard rumours. We had a rumour going on in Amritsar. That Sharmila Tagore does not drink water. She only drinks pomegranate juice. Exactly! You could say what you like. Anyone will believe anything you say. What is the weirdest rumour you heard about yourself? A person came to me and said - he was at my wedding in Paris. - Huh? I loved your clothes. And he shared what happened there. You know! I said very good! - What else could I have said? - True! There is a wonderf

ul incident. I was coming back from work. I used to take off my makeup once I reached home. Once I was done for the day I used to run towards my car. I would leave. I was sitting in my car. We were at the signal. And all of a sudden the light changed to green. The car moved, and a scooter took a sudden right turn. - Okay! - So, we hit the scooter. We crossed the road. And I am telling the driver to stop the car. And when I looked back, the guy on the scooter stood up. I saw that he wasn't hurt.

- And he was running towards me. - Okay. And lots of people were running behind him. When he came to me, he was furious. He saw me, and he recognised me. He asked me to leave immediately. He asked my driver to take me. I asked him for his number or something. Are you alright? Can I take you to the hospital? He asked us to run away! - He just pushed me away. - So sweet. And there was no way I could thank him. Because people were gathering. How can I thank him? Maybe he will see your show, and who

knows? So I want to say this! There are such wonderful people. Simran, have you met Mrs. Sharmila in the past? No. I have watched her films. When we were sitting at the reading of the film, and I went on a shoot for the first time with ma'am, she was saying her dialogue, and my dialogue was next, but I blanked out. I had to get myself back to my senses. She is so terrific in Gulmohar! She is... You must see her! She is just wonderful! And now, we've become great friends. Right? Yes, ma'am! Than

k you! I laughed hard at one dialogue, Simran. When Manoj sir goes to the hotel, you asked him why he didn't call. He replies his phone was switched off. The writers have observed wives really well. Your phone is on charging when it is 70%. How did your phone go off? Your phone is on charging when it is 70% And when they were left alone, they used to talk about me. - She complained about her mother-in-law. - No! That too was beautiful! Now your mother will say this Holi should be... Very special

! - Very special! - Please say that dialogue! I am ready to say it! I am on your show, and it is ma'am's dialogue. Thank you, Rahul, for this dialogue. When Mrs. Sharmila said that dialogue, I laughed hard. This year's Holi should be very special. [laughing] I would like to share something. In Gulmohar... You will see that these characters are doing justice to their character. But I would like to share something about Simran. She is a good salsa and a Bharatanatyam dancer. Wow, what a combo! And

Mr. Manoj told us he would like to do salsa - with Simran. - Oh my! Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome the most biggest sensation of Hollywood, Mr. D. I've heard of wild animals in film city, and now they come on stage. Oh my! Raju, you? I have a costume on. I spoke English. But you found out it's me. That is because you had a Punjabi accent. Ladies and gentlemen! Who says that? Why are you bothering our guests? Your film is releasing, isn't it? Go and promote it. You went to Busan, - Toronto

and LA. - I didn't visit LA. Then go! You will know what Hollywood is. Oh my! Find out who Hollywood's superstar Jack is. Someone had also hired him to be a parrot to pick a card for the patron. [laughing] Pay him a little extra, and he will sit with me pretending to be an astrologer. I told you too much improvising is not good. [laughing] Sir, he didn't ask why I was dressed up like this. There is a remake of a movie happening in Punjabi. If Punjabis know what you are doing, they will leave ev

erything behind and run behind you with a sugarcane stick. They will beat you up for all this. Yes! Because I am a juicy guy. I am a juicy guy. You are not juicy! You are upsetting. Yes, I am very juicy! [laughing] - He is my college friend, Mrs. Sharmila. - Okay. He is upsetting from within. When you attend a wedding, the girl cries when she is sent off. But she looked at him and cried before the wedding started. Archana, she was crying because I was his ex. Oh! His? You mean her! Roasted! He d

oes not value me, but you will. Yes, I am certain. They will value him. His dad didn't value him. He turned 18, and he sold him for Rs. 2200. [laughing] And he bought me. He bought me for Rs. 2200. Because of me, he is running a show worth millions. Wow! Good one! Lovely! - Director! You have seen my look. - Sir. - I have a story for you. - Okay! Sir, the hero wakes up early in the morning. And he makes tea for him. [laughing] I am the hero! The hero wakes up in the morning to make tea for his m

aster. I am the hero and the master. No matter what, you have to make tea. Do whatever you like. They are busy people. They don't wish to listen to your story. Please! You have Nandita Das as the director. Do you have her number? - Yes, why? - Why? Share it with me. I want to know how she narrated the story to you. He interferes all the time. [laughing] Manoj sir, he is very jealous of me. He told you I am his college friend. I used to win all the awards in college. And he used to clean the awar

ds and give them to the one who actually won them. He... He is jealous! Hold on! He doesn't sound good. - Wait! Three naan, three butter naan. - Who did he call? And three Dal Makhani! I've placed an order. Wear your Zwigato uniform and go out for delivery. Come on! [applauding and laughing] Come on! Please leave before my food gets cold. Excuse me! You haven't cooked dal in the last 20 years. But you have demands. He is too lazy, Mrs. Sharmila. He is not grateful for his job. He shows up wearin

g weird clothes. He offered water to a bird. But the bird gave him seeds to eat. You don't work. There is no benefit in working for your friend. He takes me for granted. Girls were head over heels in college. I know how difficult it was to get your alliance fixed. He went to see a suitor, and his father wanted to see whether they were compatible. But they were busy looking for their ring that was missing. That is what he does. Talk about yourself. When he went to see the suitor, he said he wante

d to talk to the girl in private. He took her to the room and pulled her hair. [laughing] She asked what he was doing. He said he is checking if it is real hair or whether Kapil Sharma assembled it. [applauding] When he went to see the girl, there was dirt on his shoes. He asked if he could leave his dirty shoes outside. His mother-in-law said, in that case, you will have to leave your face outside too. [laughing] Enough! I will see you later. He doesn't let me speak. - [applauding] - Very nice.

- Very nice! - Very good! Very good! [applauding] Whenever you post photos and stuff on social media for your fans, ma'am, you aren't on social media, but people leave very interesting comments. We have some pictures here, we'd like to show them. I love this part. Please show us the photos. Manoj posted this. There's Anubhav sir with him. And a very exciting collaboration after 25 years with a friend whom I know right from my theatre days. Let's have a look at the comments. There's a train in t

he background. Anubhav sir is showing Manoj sir the reservation chart- 'I'd booked your ticket for second AC. I don't know how it's in general now.' [laughing] Two students mugging up the syllabus 5 minutes before the exam for railways. [laughing] Looks like Anubhav sir wrote the script by hand. He himself can't understand his own handwriting. [laughing] Let's see some more. He got a love letter at the shoot. They're trying to understand who is it for. [laughing] Next. Soha posted this. It's bee

n a while since my mum picked me up from school. So sweet. Back to school? Where was this clicked? This is Inaaya's school. Both of us had driven to pick up Inaaya from school. Let's have a look at the comments. You were a good student, that's why your mom picked you up from school. I was so naughty, my principal used to drop me back home. [laughing] You and your mom are sitting so nicely. If I sit with my mom for more than 2 minutes, she starts messing with my hair. [laughing] I can't see a sin

gle student. Looks like the principal gave an off to the school. He might've wanted to see Sharmila all by himself. [laughing] Let's see some more. Soha ma'am, ever since you posted Sharmila ma'am's picture, my father has dyed his hair and opened an Instagram account. [laughing] Oh! Let's see some more. Simran posted this. Weekends are always special when you are with your loved ones. Simran, when was this clicked? This was when we went trekking in the outskirts of Chennai. This was clicked ther

e. Let's have a look at the comments. You are sitting so calmly. When I sit with my girlfriend like this, the peanut vendors bother us a 1000 times. Peanut vendors! Even my wife treks for 10 minutes and clicks 20 pictures. [laughing] You're married now. Why do you need to sit behind a rock? [laughing] Behind a rock. That's a very good one. Let's see some more. Sir is definitely busy with work for 6 days a week. That's why he's enjoying a Sunday with his wife. I live with my wife all the time. Ho

w do I enjoy my days now? The next line is even funnier. Alcohol... Even alcohol is banned at my place. [laughing] Let's see some more. Suraj posted this. With so much English. They let your boy into the White House. Honoured and... Why were you there, Suraj? Sir, we went there to celebrate Diwali. - Oh. - Yes. They'd invited us all. It was nice. Did everyone celebrate it one by one? I can't see anyone else there. I just went aside to click a picture. Who was the president then? Biden. Did you s

ee Biden there? He was there. He gave a speech. It was really nice. He did use Hindi words. Oh. That's great, man. Yes, it was. Actually, in foreign countries, Indians living there celebrate Indian festivals with such dedication. Maybe they miss it too much. It's beautiful. Let's have a look at the comments. This guy was in the film 'Life of Pi'. Look at him where he's reached now! [laughing] [laughing] Tell me something. America is a pretty wealthy country. Why don't they get their White House

painted? [laughing] Someone replied- You're so intelligent, why don't you leave Instagram? People have their own fun in the comment section. Let's see some more. Such clothes do look nice, but when you go to eat at the buffet, the 'dupatta' falls into the chutney. Good one. That actually happens. Let's see some more. Here we go. The director has posted. When in Rome... When in Rome. Mr. Director, what are you doing with someone else's motorcycle? You're such a renowned director, what are you doi

ng on someone else's bike? What was going on in your mind? I was running away. The way I want to run away now. He'd seen Shammi Kapoor showing his thighs, so... He was inspired. Let's have a look at the comments. These are the boys who themselves never reach the college on time but stand outside the girls' college way before their exit time. He's a married man. Please don't write such things. When my expensive bike at the service centre, the mechanic was riding the bike around like this for 4 da

ys. That does happen. Very good. Let's see some more. When my girlfriend goes in to order, this is exactly how I wait for her outside. So that the police doesn't tow my bike away. [laughing] You should go on your bike then. Why use a stolen bike? Let's see some more. Manoj has posted this. Suit up. Show up. As promised, here's the update after Jodhpur. Let's have a look at the comments. Manoj sir has reduced 1000 rupees from his fees, that's why he has his hand on the producer's shoulder. If the

producer had paid 1000 rupees more, he would've kept his hand on Manoj sir's shoulder. How's that? Manoj Bajpayee is telling them both, "Look, there goes your sister-in-law!" [laughing] He is. Next. Manoj sir has found 2 people today to sell credit cards to. [laughing] Let's see some more. This is from Soha's account. - Like the places... - Let's see the comments. Sharmila, you look so good in a shirt. My wife wore a shirt and looked like a man. [laughing] You have great children who paint on p

aper. Our child paints on the sofa. Someone replied- That's fine. My child paints on our guests' back. [laughing] Let's see some more. Sharmila is saying, "It's a good painting, but she needs to learn more." Soha says, "Mom, I made that painting." Sharmila- "Then ask your child to teach you more." Painting reminds me, if you ever want to get the Pataudi palace renovated, do contact me. I'll talk to Saif about the bills. [laughing] Let's see some more. That's it? It was fun. It's such a beautiful

film. And we have all the characters here today. Please come on stage. Give it up for them! Please come, ma'am. [applause] - Hello. - Welcome. - Hi. - Hello. Welcome, beautiful. I saw it. You were so good in it. The entire cast of 'Gulmohar' is present here. We just have one regret that Amol isn't here. Amol Palekar. It was so fun to work with him. We're still the old school kind of actors. Amol, we're missing you. And I wish you were here. You missed such a lovely evening. [applause] Sharmila

ma'am. Thank you so much. This was your first time on our show. Manoj, thank you so much. This was possible because of you. Give it up for all the amazing artists.