The Kapil Sharma Show Season 2- Fun Time With Priyanka-दी कपिल शर्मा शो 2 -Full Ep 80 -5th Oct, 2019

Hey! A very warm welcome to you all. Hey, who are you all? And what is all this? Bumper, you? You must be very happy today, Kapil Sharma. Why? I have never climbed somebody's show's stairs till now. Until now I lived on my own terms. And today I am standing in front of you, begging. What happened, Bumper? Today I have uselessness, obligations, helplessness few pending instalments and some useless relations. What do you have for me? - 'For me.' Exit. If you like showing people the way so much the

n why don't you open a 'Pan' stall? Anyway, you're betraying Sony TV. How did you change your phiz? Weren't you a nurse before? I left that job. - Wow.. All negative people come to the hospital. Negative? - Yes, all of them. Everybody has got one or the other disease. But don't try to change the topic by talking about these things. Why didn't you call me? Hear me out.. - Oh, no! You just talk to the hand. Talk to the hand. - 'Talk to the hand.' There is nothing to say or listen now. You are host

ing such a huge show but you didn't think of calling me? Well.. - Wow! I didn't get time, Bumper. I was helpless. You didn't get time. Enough! Wonderful! He didn't get time. I have come here after so long but you didn't even offer me a coffee or tea. You've changed a lot in one year. Not one year, you've come after nine months, Bumper. Have I come after nine months? - Yes. Just a minute. Hello, Mr. Sony. Congratulations! You've got Bumper! Bumper, very famous guests are coming today. You just go

and let me get ready. - Yes.. That's why I've come. You need Bumper the most. From today onwards I declare myself as your personal secretary cum manager. How can you become a manager so easily? I have to check whether you are worthy or not. Even you're not worthy, but I am managing, right? Bumper, don't be angry. You just go now. Guests will arrive now. - Yes, I know.. I know that Ms. Priyanka Chopra is expected that's why I've come here. I just want to check if you have done the preparations p

roperly.. Is this your preparation? Is this your preparation? - What's wrong in it? Why is this bunch of grapes kept here? Do you want to attack someone? Come on. Why are these apples so small? And what's this? Dragon fruit. Where's the gun in dragon? And this papaya. If this papaya drinks, then why isn't it high? What is all this? This pear.. If that's a pear, where is its wife? It has come alone. Are these your preparations? These.. This won't work, Kapil Sharma. You're not good at it. I'll ju

st go in, bring the prayer plate and I'll do all the preparations properly, okay? I'll be right back. Let's go! Take this along. I am waiting here to meet Priyanka Chopra. She came.. Bumper. Do you know, Ms. Archana? - What? Priyanka Chopra is coming for the first time in this season. I couldn't even sleep out of excitement. - Hey. She's married now. Even this product is sold, Ms. Archana. Anyway, the relation between husband and wife is just like the wheels of a bike. Both the wheels are depend

ent on each other. And if a person forgets his own wheel and focuses on some other wheel then the wife teaches him such a lesson that he never forgets. There's no back-up in life, so everyone needs a specialist. Let's not waste time and call the one who won the title of Ms. World after modelling she became so popular after entering Bollywood and she made India famous all over the world. With a huge round of applause, I would like to invite our favourite woman, who is an international celebrity n

ow. Please welcome my most favourite girl, Priyanka Chopra Jonas! Thank you.. Another huge round of applause for Priyanka! Ms. Chopra.. Mr. Sharma.. That was fun! Priyanka, I heartily welcome you. Thank you so much. I've come to your new house for the first time. You don't have time to come out of America now. I keep coming, but I just haven't come to your house. Our business was down, right? - Yes. Even that's right. She's now.. I didn't want to be insensitive. Priyanka.. - Priyanka.. Look how

excited people are. Priyanka.. - Priyanka.. Priyanka.. - Thank you.. We're meeting for the first time after your marriage. We're meeting for the first time after your marriage too. Many congratulations to you! - Many congratulations to you! You and Nick look so lovely together. You and Ginni look so lovely together. And also, best wishes for your upcoming movie 'The Sky Is Pink'. A huge round of applause. Priyanka, people were so excited that you were coming.. Actually, I'll show you, you just s

ee. - What happened? Look at the excitement of the audience. Please show the clip. Where did my vanity disappear? Oh, sorry! This is our driver's cabin. Over and out. Ma'am. - Yes. - What do you want? - My vanity. Your vanity is not here. - What! - There's no vanity for you. Has Sidhu come back? No, ma'am. Ms. Priyanka is here, right? So, all the vanity vans are booked. We had texted you to get ready and come. I am ready. But I'll be changing, right? Ma'am, we've made a special greenroom for you

. A special one. Where is it? - It's over there. You've put green curtains and are calling it a 'green room'! As it is, you guys don't serve us proper refreshments. The way you guys cheat me.. If I had another job with me, I would've quit this show. Actually, I would've never done it. Why are you getting scared? Why are you here, Sapna? I-I was doing threading inside. - With a rope? It is easy to pluck out nasal hair with this. You take it with you. Okay, bye. Why are you going inside? There's a

ladies' room for changing, right? - Right. So, I'm going to change. If you go inside and change, where will I go change? Why do you worry? Stand behind your car and change. My car.. - Don't you have one? Of course, I have. - You have, right? Ma'am, I've told you many times to park your vehicle outside. If I see it the next time, I'll deflate its tyres. 'Amazing!' Where's my pizza? - He is getting it. Give that to me. It's Ms. Priyanka's staff's pizza. - Ms. Priyanka's.. Is it tasty? Let me see

it. So, today.. Priyanka, now that you are here, they are spending on you. I know. We are just being.. There's no budget left for you. Actually, the problem is that, in America, the expenses are in dollars. The production guys are converting them into dollars.. It's proving to be costly for us. Right. - Do care for the production guys. By the way, have you noticed something? Priyanka is a global personality currently. One doesn't reach this position effortlessly. Priyanka was about to get marrie

d. She was shooting for a movie. After the wedding, she had to even do the promotion. By the way, everyone knows that our wedding dates were almost the same. But we got married to different people is a different matter altogether. Correct. How do you feel upon meeting me post-wedding? I am very glad to meet you post-wedding. How do you feel up on meeting me post-wedding? Do you know? Your wedding was the talk of the town. In my wedding, we were talking only about expenses. Do you know? I was abo

ut to marry a girl from Hollywood? - Oh! - I see! I dropped the idea. My mom doesn't know English. That's why. Hold on. Your mom doesn't know English or you don't? I am just asking. It's almost the same thing. It's nice to know this. To see you and Nick together. It feels nice when people are learning about each other's culture. While meeting your mom, does Nick meet her like the Indian sons-in-law by taking her blessings or by an air-kiss? It's between the two. He hugs my mom. Right, Mom? - Wow

! It's nice. - Tell him. Does he hug you? Wow! I had tried the air-kiss my mother-in-law. I got her earring in my mouth. Then I stopped trying. Let's give Ms. Priyanka's mom a big hand. A hearty welcome to you. My aunt is over there. I feel delighted to know that you are very fond of us. What had happened at the time of wedding? We had sent you the invitation. You didn't turn up. I felt very bad. My entire family always comes to your show. They come to meet you. Whenever I come, I bring my entir

e family with me. I can see that. - But you didn't turn up for my wedding. I wanted to come as the groom. But I.. Anyway.. I got it! That's why he couldn't reach. I wanted to witness it.. Firstly, it was Priyanka Chopra's wedding. Secondly, with Nick Jonas. So, I wish to know. Your wedding procession had come from America. Were there any Americans who performed the snake dance on the floor? Was there anyone? Do the Americans do it or not? Had any uncle of Nick got upset in the wedding? But we al

most had a fight during the 'Milni' ceremony. We were trying to teach them the Punjabi culture. - Right. That during the 'Milni' ceremony, you know.. The aunt meets aunt and the uncle meets uncle. So, we had informed everyone. They try to lift each other and there's competition between each other. - I see. They ended up having a fight. They took it very seriously. They were jumping over each other. I mean, and I was like.. You know, I was.. But it's a very rare combination. A Punjabi family and

the other one, a Hollywood family. But they are very much like a Punjabi family. They are a large family. The first time it so happened that we were taking a family picture. So, there's Nick, his parents his four brothers, two of my sisters-in-law.. - I see. So, all the sisters-in-law.. They were eight of them. Me, my mom, and brother were like this. This is how we were standing. By the way, Priyanka, this is your first visit in this Season but he always keeps mentioning you. - I love her. But m

ore than you, he thinks of Nick. I want to show you. You haven't even met him. He keeps changing parties. I keep thinking of you. I love you. - Just see. 'Pari, I congratulate you for your movie 'Kesari'. 'Okay. - Along with that' 'I want to congratulate you for one more thing.' 'Yes. - You have got an imported brother-in-law.' 'Priyanka Chopra got married. - Oh, yes!' 'The public wants to know' 'whether you had got Indian currency or dollars' 'during the shoe stealing ritual?' 'Both.' Actually,

she had got dollars. 'I had got a lot of Indian currency and a lot of dollars.' 'And even diamonds as well.' 'Listen, cut this section.' 'I am afraid my sisters-in-law might revolt against me.' 'I had just given them blessings.' 'Pari, you had acted in a movie 'Hasee to Phasee'. - Right.' 'Pari, you laugh so much.' 'Then why didn't you fall for me?' 'If she had fallen for me' 'Nick Jonas would have been my co-brother now.' 'He is obsessed with Nick Jonas.' Co-brother! - Listen..' 'Someone intro

duce him to Nick, guys.' 'Give him Nick's number. Someone make them meet, guys.' 'I love foreigners.' 'Foreigners.. - Foreigners! 'Caucasians. White people.' 'Chill! - What will you say.. What will you say to Nick?' 'Chill! Chill! - What will you say?' 'What will you say to Nick if you get to meet him?' 'What will you tell him? - I will show him thumbs up.' 'After that?' 'I will say, the foreigners have looted our country again.' Pari was telling me. During the wedding Nick gifted diamonds and o

ther things to all his sisters-in-law. He gifted them diamond rings.. You should've told me this, Priyanka. Yes, he gave them 'Kaleenchiyan'. I would've come there posing as your sister. I would have got a diamond if I'd come disguised as a woman. What more does one need? - This is bad. I consider him as my sister since long. I am sorry, I mean brother. Same thing. Don't you remember? You forget such things. - I know. Nick is your brother-in-law too now. He has become the brother-in-law of the e

ntire country. I want to ask you a common thing. When I got married.. - Okay. I had personally gone to get the LPG cylinder. - Okay. I used to give instructions to the cooks. - Okay. The public wants to know when rich girls get married what kind of preparations you make. We also need the same things. I had sent my husband to get the LPG cylinder. That poor fellow had come here 10 days prior to the wedding. So that I can complete my shooting. He went with my mom.. My brothers.. All my cousin brot

hers. All of them. My entire family got together and made the arrangements. So that I can continue with my shooting. Great. You've chosen the right product. Haven't I? - They make a cute pair. Wait a moment. - Okay. This is my first visit to this new house. Yes. - You keep asking questions to everyone. Yes. - I should get the right to ask you questions once, isn't it? - Of course, please. Fine. So, you make everyone laugh all the time. We.. So many people are fans of Kapil Sharma Show, right? Al

l are big fans. I want to know whether you can make your wife laugh. Does she laugh at your jokes? Did you hear the sound of the glass breaking? Ginni! That didn't happen. Okay, forget it. If your mom calls you from one end of the house and from the other end, Ginni calls you. Okay. - At the same time. To whom would you go first? That never happens because they always stay together. He have formed a gang. My mom and.. First he will go to his wife and then will come to me. She said that he will g

o to his wife first and then will come to her. Mom, how can you do this to me? You are insulting me on national television. Okay. Ma'am, one more question. If.. God forbid.. If you and Ginni have a tiff.. - Okay. Who will he try to cajole first? His wife first. Really? People say that after marriage, men change. But in my case, it is my mom who has changed after my marriage. Have I ever done that, Mom? You are incredible, Mom! He loves me a lot. Very good! You have become smart, Mom. I will cast

even you in the next season. Okay, one more question. My son loves me a lot. Then why would he go to his wife first? Don't try to cover up now. The damage is done. It's okay. Okay, one more question. Ma'am, congratulations to you too. And to you too. I heard that your wife is expecting. What was the hurry? What was the hurry? Couldn't you wait for some more time? Thank you, Priyanka. Your movie is getting released, not mine. Since the time she came here, she has made my life impossible! What do

I do? Okay, one more question. One more.. Today, Kapil is being interviewed. Come here. Stand in the center. Last time I had met you before your marriage, right? Right. - I know that Kapil well. I will get to know this one too.. - Right. ...as the show goes along. What if, hypothetically, you are given two choices. One is a cheque of Rs. 2 cores. - Okay. And the other is, a holiday in Maldives with six hot girls. Okay. Which one will you choose? I will choose the cheq.. I will choose Rs. 2 cror

es. What! - Because I can arrange the same package by paying just Rs. 60,000. Okay, anyway. To change the topic. Priyanka, I had seen that rich and famous had attended your wedding. Rich people like Ambani Family and many other big businessmen like him. I was curious to know how much cash do these rich people put in the gift envelope? Only about 180 people had attended my wedding. Not many people were invited. - Okay. Mostly, 120 members among them were family. Okay. - So, I didn't get many gift

envelopes. I got a lot of blessings. Got lot of blessings. Is it? - That's what I want. - Wow! I asked because, I was wondering since they all are rich people they, too, give the Rs. 2,000 currency bills or get currencies of Rs. 25,000 specially printed. For instance, when Ms. Archana attended my wedding What did you give him.. - In the gift envelope.. Instead of putting cash in the gift envelope, she had written on it 'put whatever amount you want to, in this'. She.. Did you hear that? - That

was my experience. Anyway! Priyanka, I have too many questions. You are here for the first time after getting married. Our audience has too many questions to ask. They said that they would want to talk to you when you arrive. Please go ahead. Who all wanted to ask her questions? Yes, ma'am. Give her the mic. Hello, Mr. Kapil. - Hello. - Hello, Ms. Priyanka. Hi. - My name is Krupa. Hi, Krupa. - I am from Bombay. I am a big fan of yours, Kapil. - Thank you, Krupa. Ma'am, my question is.. In India

there's a ritual that on the first night following the wedding the girl serves hot milk to her husband.. Did you also do that for your husband? I like her tone! No, actually I didn't. I am lactose intolerant and so is he. What's that? - One doesn't like milk. No, but.. - Okay. Okay. Even I am lactose intolerant. When my husband had come, I had forced him. You forced him! Oh my.. Wasn't there any trouble at night? Ma'am, I was observing fast the entire day and had to consume hot milk at night. Of

course, there was a problem. - That's what I am saying. I didn't want that problem. Do you have any idea as to why hot milk is offered? The groom doesn't get to eat anything due to his wedding and if you make him drink milk there will be acidity. He would keep running to the washroom. Since you had milk, did acidity happen? Yes, sir. - It did? - I can't digest milk. Lactose intolerant! - Yes. Had the things got out of control your bride would have left you on day one. She would have thought tha

t her husband is.. Okay, fine. Thank you. Is there anyone else who has a question for her? Yes, ma'am. Give her the mic. Hi, Kapil. - Hello, ma'am. - Hi, Ms. Archana. Hi, Priyanka. - Hi! I've come all the way from your in-laws' country. Are you from America? Yes, sir. Wow! Welcome! In 19 years, I couldn't spot Nick Jonas. How did you manage to find him? I am from Dallas. I am from his village. Yes, Nick is from Dallas. You're actually from his village. - Yes. He left Dallas when he was very youn

g. Yes, he was too young when he would live there. I met him at Met Gala. - You should.. You should have been there. Isn't there any other man in your family? May be his elder brother or someone from your side. - Wow! I am ready to marry him. Yes, one of his brothers is single. Let me give you my phone number. But he is just 18 years old. Is that okay? - I don't mind. You should aim for Sylvester Stallone. I have a question for Mr. Kapil. Yes, ma'am. - You are the hero. No one can replace you in

the entire world. Thank you, ma'am. - Best comedian ever. Thank you. I have many Mexican friends. Okay. - They work with me. When we are too stressed out.. - Okay. - ...we watch you show. I translate everything that you say to them. What do these Mexican girls say about me? They love you. Oh lovely! - And they're pretty too. What? - They are pretty too! Oh, they are pretty too! - Why do you care? No.. - Ginni! Thank you so much. It's so nice to have you here. Thank you. - Thank you. Anyone else

? Yes. Hi, my name is Avinka. I am from Germany. Hi, Avinka. - This is my first time visiting India. And I am really overwhelmed by all the people and colours. Especially the traffic in Mumbai. It's the best! - Same to you. - Best, yes. I wanted to ask you.. You have come back after such a long time. Do you get overwhelmed by all of this? Do you forget sometimes how busy it gets and how colourful and full of culture it all is? I come back very often. Every three months I come here. I don't get t

o meet Kapil or other people. But I am from Bombay, so I cannot forget Bombay. Thank you so much for this act of kindness. I hope you understood the whole question. Ouch! - Otherwise I can explain in another language. I shot some fire! Say it in German. Oh! - Great.. We don't differentiate among languages. Priyanka, you can even speak German! - Yes. Is there anything that you don't know? She knows everything. Thanks.. Thank you. - Thank you so much. - Thank you.. Thanks a lot. I was just.. Come

with me. Come here.. I'm having too much fun. I am meeting you after so many years. Priyanka, please come. - Come. - Welcome.. Bumper, again you are here! You guys may leave. He will keep bothering me. Why are you here again? Can you just talk to the hand, please? Oh, Bumper! I am not some festival to be celebrated only once a year. I wanted to be here so I came here. You guys make no sense at all. Kapil Sharma, today a daughter of this country will talk to another daughter of this country. And

when two sisters are talking you shouldn't interfere. Please. She can be considered a daughter of this country but you are an island. What do you want to talk about? She's Priyanka Chopra and you look like Madan Chopra. How can you be her sister! Okay, she is Priyanka Chopra and I am Madan Chopra. But why are you acting like Prem Chopra? Because of such non-serious statements our show's TRP has reached at 4. It's a good thing, right? It's good for you. Think about the channel. So many parties ar

e being thrown. Since so many parties are being thrown Ms. Archana gets drunk on a daily basis. And when she is drunk she throws her husband out of the house. She is like, 'Our TRP is at 4. You should get lost.' The way you survive in Hollywood and Bollywood on your own similarly, I am Bumper and I am not dependent on anyone. Ms. Priyanka, tell me something. - Sure. Among Jonas Brothers.. I've got to know that one of them.. I don't know if it's a cousin or someone else. One of the brothers is si

ngle. Right? Yes, there is one. His name is Frankie. Is he single? - Yes, he is and he is 18. That's all right. Okay, he is single. But why do you ask? If he is looking for a decent girl, by chance then I am ready to be Bumper Jonas. Does the last name 'Jonas' suit you at all? Really? If Jonas doesn't suit me then what does? Sharma? No.. Kapil Sharma, don't even think about that. I am not that kind of a girl! Don't even think about me. Even if you offer me your entire wealth then maybe I will ag

ree. That's right.. - That could be an option. One should be practical. - Yes, I agree. Practicality is important. - Yes, very much. You get that? - I get it.. Yes.. That happens. By the way, Ms. Priyanka.. - Mom can help you with this. She can talk to my mother-in-law. - Ma'am, please if you could recommend me.. Please, I will be very happy. Thank you. First have a look at her eyebrows. There's no gap in between. She has created a bridge for lice. They start from here and end up being there. Yo

u think you can marry Nick Jonas' brother! Kapil, I run a very good clinic. It's called Studio Aesthetique. If she comes there I'll make her perfect. That's it! - That's Priyanka Chopra's mom! Wow! Along with the movie she even promoted her studio! - Plus.. Movie and studio! I am sorted. Actually, I have to get back to work. But you know what? This is my first appearance in this season. Oh! - Yes, it's my first day. Congratulations. - Thank you so much. I want you to inaugurate me on my first da

y. You want me to inaugurate you! - Yes.. If you cut this ribbon, I will be inaugurated. Oh, good God! He is.. - If you don't mind. Oh yes! Wow! Thank you very much. By cutting the ribbon you have done the bumper opening. Kapil Sharma, please ask your questions. Be confident and don't be scared. Okay? You can do it! Yes, you can! Yes, I am leaving. Thank you very much. I am going. All right? - Bye! - Thank you. Bye. Bye.. So, we will continue to talk with Priyanka but before that I would like to

invite another guest from 'The Sky Is Pink'. So, please welcome writer, director, producer singer and very versatile actor.. The one and only Mr. Farhan Akhtar. Give Farhan Akhtar a huge round of applause. Welcome, Mr. Farhan. You look very fit and handsome. Thank you. And, you too. Are you serious? No, my mom says, 'Always return a compliment.' Ms. Archana, you must be aware that 'Gully Boy' has been nominated for Oscars from India. Mr. Farhan is the producer. Congratulations. We wish you all

the best. We pray that 'Gully Boy' wins the Oscar. Congratulations. - Thank you so much. Sir, please have a seat. Mr. Farhan. - Yes. Priyanka and you look amazing. 'The Sky Is Pink', but usually the sky is blue. Why is your sky pink? Actually, in this movie.. This is a family drama. - Okay. There's a very good scene in which Aditi.. Priyanka's character! - Okay. She is talking to her son who is far away. She is in London.. Aditi is in London and her son is in India. - Okay. They are talking and

her son tells her that he got scolded by his teacher because in the art class he painted pink sky. Okay. - Then she says.. 'The colour of your sky will be of your choice.' 'Let no one else decide that for you.' Nice! - That's why it's called 'The Sky Is Pink'. Mr. Farhan, you already had some problem with blue colour from the beginning. - Yes, I had. Because you sang a song, right? 'Why is the sky blue? Why is the water wet?' Yes, I was waiting for the script of 'The Sky Is Pink' since then. But

I would definitely like to say one thing. Priyanka, we're your fans for sure. Mr. Farhan, the films in which you work and which you produce are so wonderful movies. And.. Like 'Zindagi Na Milegi Dobara' is one of my favourite movies. - Thank you very much. So.. Mr. Farhan, I've seen that many of your movies are based on friendship. - Yes. And even the actors who work in them are your friends. Yes. - Do you pay them or for the sake of friendship.. For the sake friendship.. - No. I say this in fr

ont of everyone that they work for free. Okay, that reminds me. Priyanka, you.. Payment reminded you of me? Hey, I.. - Have I ever not paid you for coming here? P-Please hear me out first. Oh, Goddess.. I know that you have full of energy. My question was that you work in Hollywood as well you work in Bollywood as well. - Yes.. Do you pay taxes in both the places or do you cheat both of them? I wish that was possible. But I had to pay in both the places.. You're very interested in our accounts a

nd all. Why? Sir, just like that. - That's it? Even he is going. - Oh, even he is thinking which tax to pay. - Yes. I was just discussing before he came that I got so many.. What do we call a proposal in Hindi? What do we call a proposal in Hindi? I got thrown up. - Proposal.. I got so many proposals from Hollywood also. - Okay. They may not know that you're married. No.. That's my attitude. There's nothing.. Farhan, you were shooting with Priyanka before her marriage. Yes. - You're now promotin

g after the marriage. Have you observed any change in Priyanka? No.. Not at all. I mean, the movie doesn't have anything to do with her marriage and all. I know her since 2006 when I made Don. - Right. So far, I haven't observed any major change in her because of her stardom.. - That's so true. She stayed just the same always. - Exactly.. True to herself. Ms. Archana knows me from many years. I played your mother in one film. We worked together in two films. - What! Yes. - You played the role of

Priyanka's mother? Which film? - Yes. Last was '2050'.. Right? And.. Even in 'Krrish 2', I acted as your boss. - Yes, you did. In one film, you were with Mr. Ashok Kumar too, right? Actually, that's true. Actually.. - Really? I don't remember the name of the movie. I mean, we were obviously not opposite to each other. But I worked with Mr. Ashok Kumar. I was just kidding and.. - Give me some credit, man. I am here from many years. - I love you, ma'am. It's very difficult to survive in the indus

try for many years and after that trapping rich politicians. Yes! Do you know that Priyanka said something about Nick in an interview.. What to do? I think you're obsessed with Nick more than me. - Obsessed. Every second question is about.. He should've come here in between us.. - He's India's son-in-law. Country's son-in-law. Country's son-in-law. Correct.. When I initially heard the news, then I prayed to God that may it be a rumour. But when it got confirmed, then I accepted it as I can't do

anything. - Acceptance is good. So, I heard that Priyanka says that Nick loves Punjabi songs and he even listens to Bollywood songs. Sometimes he even listens before going on the stage as he's a rock star. Seriously, which Punjabi songs does he listen to? He recently posted a video in his story which I saw in the morning when I woke up. The song 'First Class' from 'Kalank'. - Oh. So, he went to the stage while dancing on it. Wow! That's so cool, man! I laughed a lot. I woke up in the morning. I

said, he simply got slipped. - Wow! I am sure that.. Priyanka belongs to a Punjabi family so maybe she listens to songs. Did this ever happen that Nick is singing English songs and he suddenly starts acting like Punjabi? I don't think that'll take very long. Actually.. - It'll happen. Actually, even I can't do it. Rock it.. Done. Correct. I am Punjabi, that's why.. - Yes.. You have it. There's a scene in 'The Sky Is Pink' in which Farhan is talking to Priyanka on a call. He's having a romantic c

onversation and his dad arrives in the film, and he disconnects and sleeps. Farhan, has it ever happened in the real life during school or college? You were talking to your girlfriend and Mr. Javed came. Have you ever got caught red-handed? No.. Dad never caught me, but mom caught me many times on phone. Because back then, we used to have landline connections and there were no cell phones and all. - Right. So, if you pick one phone here and if mom picks the other.. I mean, teenage romance doesn'

t have much conversation. It has more silence. If you think about it. Yes. And we waste a lot of time on phone.. Hi.. Even the mother gets bored of the silence. She's like, if you guys want to use the tariff then just talk. But I got caught by her once or twice. Farhan is absolutely right. It actually happens. They talk less.. And while hanging up, they waste some more time. You hang up first. - Yes.. My sweetheart, you hang up.. They talk like this. Nowadays, it's more difficult, because people

talk on FaceTime these days. - Oh, my God! Now you have to say, you hang up first face to face. Earlier you could keep the phone on the side, saying, you speak.. Yes. - No, you first. No one would even know. This video call that has started.. Video call has destroyed everything. Destroyed everything. Really. May they be destroyed, the ones who have started a camera phone. But I was just thinking, like a regular father like me will catch and scold. Mr. Javed is such a big poet and a big writer,

so I felt that if he must have caught you he must have given you a few lines, saying, "Son, say this.." The girl will be impressed with this. With poetry. - No, it didn't happen like that. But before scolding he says, "It has been said.." Oh, my! And then when I am so scared, I have to say.. "Go ahead". Now Farhan just admitted that he would talk to his friends in his childhood, everyone does it. And all types of people do it. Not necessarily only girlfriend and boyfriend talk. When girls get ma

rried, they gossip about their mother-in-law with their mothers. Or sisters-in-law talk to each other. Or could be sisters. I want to know from the audience what kind of things you all talk about covertly. You can share your incident. Yes, ma'am. Hello, everyone, my name is Amita and I have come from Hoshiyarpur, Punjab. Okay, welcome, ma'am. - Thank you. Sir, when I was engaged 20 years ago. - Okay. It was not allowed to talk and meet covertly. When I got engaged, the next day my husband called

and he said to me that I want to meet you. So I told him, we just met yesterday. So he said, yesterday there were so many people, it was no fun. What? It was no fun? - Has your husband come with you? He is sitting here. How are you, Mr. Fun? Amazing! He is the romantic type. I love to hear about such incidents. Then what happened? Sir, when I refused him, he said we can't meet but I can look at you, right? Okay. - I said, no, that is not possible too. So he said, fine, when you go to school.. I

was a school teacher at that time. - Okay. Tell me from where do you catch your bus. I told him the bus stop. Next day, when I went to the bus stop I saw a man was coming towards me slowly on a scooter and I am going from this side. - I see. He was looking at me and I was looking at him. And he was going on smiling. I thought, he is so stupid. Who is this man? Stupid! - He is so stupid! I was engaged yesterday and today someone is teasing me. Yes. - And this man comes to me and says, hello, hi.

And I got so scared. And I thought he is so stupid, he teased me and left. Later when I went ahead, I thought, this man seems very familiar. Later I realised, he is the same person with whom I got engaged. When you were talking about him being romantic.. He did such romantic things at that time. And now I was looking at his reaction and he was sitting like this. Yes, these things had happened at that time.. Thank you for sharing. Thank you so much. Anyone else, who wants to.. Yes, mister. My na

me is Mohammad Taufeek, I am from Uttar Pradesh. Welcome. - My problem is that I was in love with one girl. And.. The problem is of the girl.. Okay, then.. I would talk to her secretly. Once I was talking to her with the blanket over my head. Okay. - Were you alone in the blanket? I was.. Alone in the.. Blanket. Oh, you mean you were talking on the phone. Yes, I was talking on the phone all alone. So I was telling her one day, I will die, I will marry you. My dad heard this. - Okay. He threw me

out of the house, he beat me. I came to Mumbai. I came to Mumbai and I drive a rickshaw here and I will marry that girl only even if I have to do menial jobs for that. Wow! So how long back is this story. - It's about three years. Three years? Are you still in touch with that girl? Yes, I talk to her. Oh, you still talk to her? So your dad removed you from the blanket immediately? That.. I.. Didn't you tell you dad, I have warmed the blanket let me sleep for some time. Sir, you say it, maybe he

will see the show and she may agree. Go ahead and say it. I should say it? If I had so much power, why would the girls from our country marry abroad. I am just saying it. Go ahead and say it. Okay, madam, if you love him, decide between yourselves I have nothing to do in this. If your love is true, you will marry her. Thank you, sir. Thank you, Mr. Taufeek. Anyone else? Yes, madam. Hello, sir. Hello, ma'am. - Hello. I have come from Surat. Madhu Agarwal. Sir, when I got married, I didn't have a

mobile phone. Okay. - We would wait, when it would be night and we both can talk to each other on the landline. I had a craze that my husband would talk something romantic, but when we would talk he would either doze off while holding the phone. Okay. - Or he would give me some principled talks that when you come, touch grandma's feet. Make preparations for the veneration. And all the time would pass by in these talks. And I would wait, when he will talk something romantic. After marriage did he

do anything romantic? Now there is no craze. It didn't happen when there was craze. Is that your husband sitting next to you? It was good to hear that you.. Sir, what happened, you didn't feel like talking romantic things at that time. Sir, I had kept all those things for after marriage. Take a close up shot of his. Oh wonder man! I get to see such great personalities! Wow. Thank you for sharing your story. - Thank you. Stop the song. How much can I keep walking? And you girls were told to do c

at walk but you started to do morning walk here. Okay. A big applause for the girls from Nala Sopara. Wow. Today, Hollywood has come with Bollywood. I tell you the truth. Since Farhan is here, today's show will be rock on. Hi. - How are you, Sapna? Hi. - Hi. You look very beautiful. - Hi. Stop it, Kapil. - Thank you. Sit. Thank you. H-How are you? - I am doing great. Sorry, English. - Talk in Hindi. You LE This isn't what you think it is. No.. Not at all. I had radish flat bread yesterday. - Oh

God. Are You LA, Los Angeles? - Yes. Me.. NS, Nala Sopara. You are very nice. My aunt likes your show 'Quantico'. Bragging about Quantico! Do you know about Hollywood? I know a lot about Hollywood. Don't talk too much. Archana also works for Hollywood. - How? There is a board that shows 'Hollywood' in Los Angeles. She becomes the letter 'O' in Hollywood. Didn't you ever see it? - No.. Look from your window. She bends over to becomes the 'O'. You talk so much nonsense that I get calls from Mr. Pa

rmeet. Why would he be calling you? He is the other 'O' there. Why are you going around with all these balloons? But you look so nice. - Thank you. There is so much of fashion in this. I went to 50 birthday parties to get this dress ready. Hey, talk sensibly. She is from LA. What would she think? She is from LA. I came here earlier. When one comes from LA, you forget one who came earlier? Archana came and will you forget Sidhu? Don't you forget Sony network or we will go hungry. Okay fine, Pappu

, Chintu. Hey Manu, Puchu.. come. Yes. Give me the money. Look. Give me money. Look. Look. Give me money. Look. What are you doing? They are poor people. I am showing them rich people. Give me money. Look. What are you seeing there? Look here. If you see that side, I'll have to give money myself. Hello ma'am. - Ouch. Sir. I saw your trailer.. It was good 'Sky is..' Pink. - Pink. Thank you. Farhan Sir. I brought a gift for you. Thank you. What will he do with a chilli? - Pickle it. Didn't you see

the trailer? He says.. Grandmother is in the pickle.. - You say that. - Yes. Don't you do your homework before you come here? Hey, stay there. Don't you do your homework? You do many interviews. Don't you know what to ask? You are correct. You have done so much of research. You have done research. You saw the trailer. Our show is touching the skies. A big round of applause. It's so successful, Sony TV threw a party. I was there. Is it? - Sony started to touch me. I said I was not a girl. Sapna,

why have you come here today? I wanted to talk to Ms. Priyanka. Ms. Priyanka. - Yes. I want to become a model. Why do you want to become a model? Tell me that first. You are asking stupid questions. Ms. Priyanka, do one thing. Make me Miss World. Okay. - Really? It's good to become a Miss World. - Yes. Why? Do you know why I want to become Miss World? They give a good reaction. When they announce the winner of Miss World.. Shall I tell you something? Practice it now. They react like this, right

? I want to react like that. Do it once. I'll say it. - Okay. And Miss World 2019 is Hey, you have won Miss World and a train did not pass over you. What are you doing? You know, models have a lot of attitude. - Yes. Isn't it? 200 people sit here. 200 people sit there. They wear free clothes and walk in between with attitude. I.. What attitude do they show? Attitude? See the attitude. Somebody else's clothes. Somebody else's show. Somebody else's chair. Somebody else's vanity. Look at her attitu

de. This is called confidence. Sapna. - Yes. She has come from L.A. Has she come from L.A to listen to your nonsense? Should I go to L.A to tell her this nonsense? This doesn't make sense. Actually, ma'am.. Sapna, you broke the chair. Ms. Priyanka, I.. Ms. Priyanka, I liked one work of yours. Which one? - Which one? 'Mary Kom'. - Thank you. Mr. Farhan recited amazing poems in 'Zindagi Na Milegi Dobara'. - Yes. Recite a line for us. If you are moving with an eagerness in your heart you are alive.

One line. - You asked for one line. So, he has recited one line. - Okay. I will also recite a poem, Mr. Farhan. Please recite it. You are a male if you enter a gents' toilet dressed up as a lady. You are a male if you wear a skirt and sit like this on a scooter. Why are you laughing? I am describing you to them. Ms. Priyanka, I have a beauty parlour here. We have different kinds of massages. If you want, I can give you a massage. Tell her what massages you have. I have 'Barfi' massage. Okay, wh

at is that? In this massage, we remove the customer's clothes and we pour sugar syrup on his body instead of oil because 'Barfi' is a sweet dish and it's a sweet dish massage. Okay. So.. - Sweet dish. No! So.. - It sounds good. Let's try. It's good, right? - Yes. Farhan, you should definitely try this. Absolutely. There is one more massage for you. 'Baywatch' massage. - Okay. What happens in this? In this massage, we call two customers. We remove one person's clothes and start his massage. And w

e tell the other person to watch. That is how it works. I have a special massage for you. - Really? 'Dil Chahta Hai' massage. - That's great. What happens in this? We remove the customer's clothes and hit him few times with a stick. We tie him to the chair then. We make him hang on the fan after that. Who does this? This is 'Dil Chahta Hai' massage. I'll do whatever I feel like. You are impossible. Customers come from L.A. too. Really? - Yes. Vin Diesel comes here to fill diesel. - Okay. I don't

have diesel today. So, I'll give him CNG. But keep visiting us. We'll be happy. I cannot get a better massage than this in the entire world. - Absolutely. World class. And send this skirt. Yes, Mr. Farhan. I'll send it. - Please. It's amazing. I want to wear this on the next red carpet. Okay, Ms. Priyanka. Okay. Thank you, Sapna. - Bye. My cheeks are hurting. The chair has broken. - What do I do with this now? Shall I keep my leg here? I'll host the show like this. It's quite relaxing. Tell me.

That's really funny. But keep it like that. So, what is your.. As you all know many rumours keep spreading about film stars. There are many rumours about both of you too. So, we don't believe it. We ask our guests directly. I would like to ask you one by one. Farhan, we have heard about you that you applied vanilla ice-cream on your face instead of makeup for one scene of 'Dil Dhadakne Do'. Is this a rumour or is it true? - This is absolutely true because Pluto, the dog, had to lick my face. -

Oh, yes! And the camera was behind me. - Okay. They told me to apply ice-cream on my face and he will come running and lick my face and give me lots of love. - Wow! So, I applied a lot of vanilla ice-cream on my face. I remember this. - Yes. And Pluto.. Pluto had given him a facial. Pluto took advantage of me. Priyanka, is it true that you liked eating green chillies a lot and that is why your parents called you Mitthu? My aunt had named me Mitthu. I used to do a lot of mimicry when I was one or

two years old. We were at home in Ambala once. Somebody came home. So.. How do I say this? Well.. - I don't know what you're going to say. That person had gas problem. That person had gas problem. Oh, that person had gas problem. That person had gas problem. I also made the same noise. So, I would repeat the sounds that I would hear. That is why I was called Mitthu. Right, Aunt? - Wow, ma'am! This was an innovative idea. Actually, you might have more experience. When you board the flight to Ame

rica things will be fine till we reach Dubai. You will realise the meaning of national integration by the time you reach America from Dubai. 'Theplas' come from where Gujaratis are sitting. You can smell 'Parathas' from Punjabis. By the time the flight lands in New York the American airhostesses would have lost their minds. We are in New York. But we are not sure. That is how they welcome you. But this.. What a pleasant chair! We should have done this earlier. You are sitting in 'Agneepath' styl

e. Isn't it? - Like this. Correct. Oh, 'Agneepath'! She was in 'Agneepath'. Absolutely. You are in every movie. But I am still here. Somebody told me that you played the role of Duryodhana in 'Mahabharat'. Farhan, there is a rumour that you were impressed by Abhay Deol's singing while recording 'Senorita' that you had offered him all the songs of your next movie. No, this is a rumour because his voice was unique in the song. I didn't want it to be exposed more after that. Farhan used to pretend

to faint so well as a kid that the school staff would drop you home after giving you juice. Absolutely. Absolutely. I have fainted so much in school. Why? Because I wanted to return home soon. Whatever happens.. Hey, how's it going? There is one more. As a kid, instead of the bathroom you would take a bath on your mom's bed. Is this for me? - It is about you. Oh, God! Is it true? - It is true. What! - Because.. Yes, I did. How is it possible? - What! Because my sister, Zoya.. - Yes. She would al

ways have bath in my mom's room. Okay. - And I used to have bath in the kids' room. She would always come and tell me that she had a bath in mom's room. I used to feel jealous that she's having bath in mom's room and I never get the permission. - Okay. One day, I asked mom whether I can have bath in her room. She said, of course and went somewhere. I always thought Zoya had bath in her room. Okay. - I took a bucket. I dragged it to her bedroom from the bathroom and I sat on the corner of the bed

and I started pouring water on myself. This is true. Farhan, there is a rumour about you that the tattoo on your right hand was not done by you. It appeared on its own. What! Yes, on my right shoulder. - Okay. What is this story? This is tiny tattoo on my hand.. I was with my friends and we were partying hard. They decided to get a tattoo done. After that, I only remember waking up the next morning and the tattoo was on my shoulder. Priyanka, I have heard that you miss eating Golgappas by the r

oadside when you're in the US. Is it true? I am very fond of Golgappas. Can I have some in your show? I asked you this question because for the first time 'Sony TV' has sanctioned the budget in order to treat Priyanka with Golgappas. Girls never have Golgappas all by themselves. I will accompany you as your friend. All right. Mr. Farhan.. - I will be the Golgappa vendor. Bring the Pani Puri and I will be Priyanka's female friend, Sonia. Sonia! What.. Wonderful! - Wow! - Let's go. Please come. Al

l right, stop right there. Now, we are talking! Mister, let him prepare the Golgappas. - Okay.. Pass him your towel, please. Here.. - Okay.. Shall we stand here? Let's stand over there. Please come here. Come on, dear! Come on, Sonia! Mister, please give us Pani Puri. Hold on a minute. Every Pani Puri vendor is not a 'mister'. Oh, dear! Shall we call you 'darling'? Will you treat us to free Golgappas? What if I wink at you? Can we get two plates? Let's wink at him and distract him. He will lose

count of the number of Pani Puris we eat. That's a great idea, Sonia! - Yes! You're the best! Mister, please make it spicy. No, please make them using mineral water. Ma'am, pills are supposed to be taken with mineral water. Pani Puri cannot be made using mineral water. He's so funny. Here.. At least, wear gloves. - Gloves? Am I supposed to be a batsman in a cricket match? Just tell me what you want. Do you want it to be sweet, spicy or medium? She prefers it in English medium. She has come down

from the US. Actually, for me.. Is it nice? It wasn't that nice. Make it sourer. Wow! You want it to be sour. Is there good news? - Stop it! I have had a lot of fun by deceiving my mother-in-law by telling her that I crave for sour food. I once had 70 Golgappas and burped. Do you want it to be sourer? - Yes. Please take off your gloves. Make it without wearing the gloves. It will become sour by itself. Disgusting! - No.. Take them off.. - Oh, my! Come on.. - Dip your nail in it. I want one with

black pepper in it. Disgusting! Thank you. Oh, dear.. Now, I know why it tastes so good. I don't like this. However, this action would do. Excuse me, mister. - Yes. The Golgappas were fine but as a payment do you want cash or a kiss? Ma'am, isn't it obvious? Kiss. Kiss him. No! - Kiss.. Kiss.. Come on! That is how we pay. We have paid for expensive things by doing this. Do you want a kiss as well? I will not kiss you. Get out of here. Take this away. A huge round of applause for Farhan and Priya

nka. Bye, mister.. - Don't leave. Let's meet during the break. Okay? - Okay. I will have this after the shoot. Later.. A huge round of applause for Farhan and Priyanka. Farhan is going to bid adieu because he has other appointments. Farhan, thank you so much. - Thank you.. Thank you so much for coming. All the best. Thank you. - I had a great time with you. Thank you very much. Bye! Please be seated, Priyanka. Now.. Please change this quickly. Hurry up! Are you tired? - So, friends.. It's time t

o invite another special guest who has acted alongside Farhan and Priyanka in the film 'The Sky is Pink'. Please welcome Mr. Rohit Saraf. Rohit, welcome to the show. Thank you.. I have heard that there are no postal workers anymore. Yes, there are barely any.. Your dress reminded me of postal workers. Do you remember.. He doesn't understand fashion. You're looking very handsome. - Thank you, sir. He has acted as Priyanka's son in the film. - Oh! He's looking very young on-screen. He looks very h

andsome now. I made an effort for you and this show. Superb! You know, he played Alia Bhatt's brother in his first film, 'Dear Zindagi'. In this film, he is Zaira Wasim's brother. Did you join the industry to do films or celebrate 'Raksha Bandhan'? Such a handsome guy you are! What can I do if I they think I fit better in a brother's role? It's not true. - You look lovely in the trailer. And the film seems beautiful. - Don't consider me a brother. You can be my brother. - No, I don't want to be

your brother. Oh.. - Why? I just saw your feminine avatar. - Oh, that.. That's only on TV. I'm a manly man actually. Well, when you learned that you'd be working with Priyanka Chopra and Farhan Akhtar.. - Yes? How did you feel when you knew you'd be coming to my show? Let me tell you something. My mom is a huge fan of your show. - Thank you. My entire family. - My family, too. - Yes, absolutely. So, when I told them.. I received the plan that I'd be coming to your show. They were more excited ab

out it more than I was for the film. - How sweet! Thank you, brother. Thanks! What do you mean? I'm in trouble. - No, what do you mean? So, you didn't want to do the film. You can join this show. Ms. Archana, you'll get an assistant. Don't do this. - I'll take you to task. You have to deal with me after this. - Don't scold him. He's a cute guy. - That's how she is. She did the same in the film. She scolded me as a mother. I didn't! You should have seen his activities in the break. I'll tell you

how mischievous he is. - Rohit is very sweet. But he is naughty. - Naughty? - Right? Look at his face glow. He looks like a shelled egg. A shelled egg! That's so true. - High in protein. A sleek boiled egg. - I'll come and sit with you. Come. Come, dear. - She is more dangerous lady. She will check your pockets. You don't know her. Rohit, during the shoot, did you happen to meet Nick? Yes, I met him twice. - Wow! In the film, you must be calling her as mom. - Yes. When Nick arrived, did you call

him as brother-in-law or dad? What did you say? - Neither of those. Kapil is obsessed with Nick. - I see. - I have noticed it. More than me.. Anyway, he has lost interest in me. - No.. Let me tell you something seriously. It's not a part of the show. But people have requested me to call both of you on my show. They'd like to see you two together. Ask them. - Yes, that's true. Okay.. Fine. Let's rehearse. How will you ask him questions? He doesn't understand Hindi. - Okay. Well, you both can com

e. I'll talk to you and then you can.. I'll translate for him. - Yes. Okay, suppose he is Nick. All right, I will translate. Hi, Nick, welcome to our show. - Hi, Nick, welcome to our show. You needn't translate this. - Thank you, I'm very happy to be here. - Thank you so much coming. Thanks a lot for coming. - Thanks for having me here. Bye, see you! No, Priyanka, when Nick comes, I'll be ready with my questions in English. - Okay. - I mean it. - Save our reputation. Don't let me down. - Well, i

f I mess up, tell him that we can't change. These are my friends. Now he understands. He will learn Punjab gradually. - Yes. - Teach him Punjabi. Okay. - Don't expect me to speak in English. Teach him Punjabi and bring him here. We'll chat. But he dances to Punjabi songs. - He does that. See.. Punjabi people have that effect. Look at that.. Priyanka Chopra Jonas in the house, guys! And, Rohit, my brother, in the house! And, Kapil Sharma, you are in everybody's house! Look, Kapu Sharma, I sang yo

ur praises as soon as I arrived. I praised you. - Yes. - So, when I talk to them you will not disturb us. That's the deal, okay? - Okay! Ms. Priyanka, namaste. - Namaste. - Hi, bro! I'm Achcha Yadav, I'm from London. Let me tell you something. In India, soil halwa is famous. It's semolina, not soil. - Semolina! I know what it is. Semolina, soil - Yes. Both are the same. - Same. - Here.. So, I was telling you that the way semolina halwa is famous in India, similarly, in London, your fashion is th

e style statement! Rohit.. Hi, bro! - Hi! Wait! Kapu Sharma, do you have any personal relationship with Jackie Shroff? - No. Why? - Last week Tiger Shroff came here and now Rohit Shroff is here. What's up? I'm Rohit Saraf. - Rohit Saraf. - That's why he's quiet. Ma'am, I watched your film trailer. I was stunned. What a trailer! Full of bonding and all! I loved it. Kapu Sharma, you know what? Actually, the sky is blue. - Right. - Why is her sky pink? Why? - Because what happened is looking at her

beauty, the sky blushed and turned pink. Ms. Priyanka, I want to pour my 'kidney' out to you. It's 'pour my heart out', not kidney! It's no use telling her my feelings, she's already married. Rohit, I'll tell you about my kidney. - Sure. You know what? I drink a lot of water. - Yes. Then I urinate a lot. - Eww! - That's good for the kidney. Everyone knows this. - Everyone knows but no one says it! Well, if you are so learned, bro.. - Yes? Then tell me, why is Ms. Priyanka called as PC? Because

it's her nickname. - But Nick is Jonas' name, bro! Ma'am, my phone is ringing. Let me answer it. I'm sorry. - Okay. Oh, my God! Look.. It's the brother-in-law.. He's calling me up. - Which one? - Joe? The elder one. - Which one? - Oh! - Gosh! It's his name, Joe Jeth! Joe Jeth! Hello, Mr. Joe Jeth! Ms. Priyanka is very happy and comfortable. Aren't you? She is comfortable. Tell Mr. Nick not to worry. If Mr. Nick worries too much, he will 'panick'. I always crack such jokes. I'll hang up now. Okay

, then, are you done here? - No. I know a few more jokes like the ones I just told you. Shall I tell you? - Yes, please.. Tell me, what's Mr. Nick's favourite English film? Which one? - 'Titanick'! I'll tell one more. - Yes. - Mr. Nick also sings songs. So, who is Mr. Nick's favourite Indian singer? Who is it? - Alka 'Yagnick'! Kapu Sharma, here's one question for you. What does Mr. Nick like to wear? - Knickers! - What the heck! 'Anik..' - No, it's wrong. He likes to wear clothes! What's wrong

with your sense of humour? What a guy! Ma'am, your film had released named 'Bajirao Mastani'. In that film, you said a dialogue that is 'You can ask me for my life'.. It was something like that. I mean this dialogue influenced me a lot. If you don't mind can you say that dialogue again, please? If you had asked me for my life I would have offered it to you happily. But you snatched away my pride from me. Wow! Wow, that is great! I would like to use the similar dialogue for Ms. Archana. - What? M

s. Archana, if you had asked me for my chair I would have offered it to you happily. But you snatched away Mr. Sidhu from us. Great! Hey, what are you saying? What will Priyanka think about you? Why would she think about me, pal? She is Priyanka Chopra. The world thinks about her. Why would she think about anybody? By the way, Ms. Priyanka, I will tell you.. You stay in Los Angeles, right? I stayed in LA for some time as well. There is an actor there named Tom Cruise. - Yes. I used to watch for

his work. What sort of work? I used to go to the theatre and watch his films and I used to say.. 'Wow! Wonderful work'! You should do some work too. Stop looking at other people. Kapil, the lectures you keep giving me.. The friends you have brought here through Punjab nepotism why don't you lecture them? Enough, Kapil Sharma. Today, I will disclose that.. That.. Where does a dog urinate? Pole. - Bathroom. Where? - Bathroom. Which dog urinates in the bathroom? You have the wrong dog, pal. Either

change your dog or ask your dog to change the owner. There is something fishy going on. So it's that.. What? - Pole. Pole. Today, I will disclose your secret. I am telling you this man here got all his friends from Punjab whom he calls a band. This is no band. - Yes. Do you know about music? The person playing the guitar.. Mr. Dinesh used to walk around in his village scratching his belly. Kapil Sharma got him here and fixed a guitar between his hand and stomach and then.. A few months ago they

received a contract to play music at a wedding. They all sat and didn't play anything. So, the groom's father asked them to play music to which they replied, 'Ask the groom to crack a joke' 'then we will play'. Is this a band? - Awesome. I am telling you honestly nobody can make a better use of a torn note and a Punjabi friend than Kapil Sharma. Ms. Priyanka. - Yes. All right, I need to leave now. The thing is, the sky that used to be blue has started turning black. - Oh. So, I will go and pass

my time outside then my sky will turn pink too. Can you understand? All right, bye. Ms. Archana, see you. Hey, pal! Please give a big hand for Priyanka and Rohit. Come, Priyanka. Now, it's time to click a beautiful selfie. Ms. Archana, please come. Thank you. Please give a big hand to Rohit and Priyanka Chopra. PC, I am saying this from the bottom of my heart that whenever you come to the show it becomes more fun. Thank you so much and you're the pride of India. Thank you so much, PC. - Thank yo

u. God bless you. - Thank you. Thank you, Rohit. - Thank you so much. And all the best for the film, 'The Sky is Pink'. Thank you, Priyanka. And all of you keep laughing and smiling. Keep your surroundings clean. And keep watching 'The Kapil Sharma Show'. Goodnight and sweet dreams! Thank you!