The Kapil Sharma Show Season 2 - Kapil Is India’s Best Dancer - Ep 117 - Full Episode- 22nd Feb 2020

Kapil.. Thank you.. Thank you, please sit down. Ms. Archana, there's a new show starting on 'Sony TV'. 'India's best dancer.' Wow. - Congratulations to all of you. So, dancing takes a lot of effort. I lose one kilogram in half hour when I see them perform. Now, you tell me how long do you need to see? You need to see 8 to 10 hours every day. Only then will you gain shape. Then don't you see it at all. - Why? Because if the dancers see you.. Then they'll think that if they can earn just sitting t

hen what's the necessity to dance? So, the judges of 'India's Best Dancer' are with us. Welcome with a round of applause I invite all three judges on the stage. Please welcome 'Guru Maa' choreographer, Geeta Kapoor. Very beautiful and very talented actress Malaika Arora. And the king of contemporary dance Choreographer Terrence Lewis. Wow! - Welcome, sir. Welcome, ma'am.. Oh, wow! You have a beauty parlor? How are you? - Huge round of applause for the guests. Thank you, sir. You gave us a standi

ng ovation. Thank you so much. Very kind of you. No, he stood up to loosen his pant which got tightened. Everyone were sitting while he was on his feet. He felt so bad you called him so. Ms. Archana. - Yes. What do you think of our three judges? Glamour.. Only on this show can we be complimented like that. And all the glamour is sitting over there. Malaika. - Yes. Even Ms. Archana is slim just like you. She looks so because she's taken Mr. Sidhu's spot. I love you, ma'am. I also love you. Welcom

e to all of you. Please sit down. I need to ask you all something. Sony TV adjudged the 'Super Dancer' recently. Didn't they seem the best to you? Or.. Or do you think the show you earn from is the best? Sir, the second one is more accurate. That our show is the best as we earn a bit there. Little bit. - Yes. Little bit. - I hope the Sony employees hear this. A little bit. - They're right here. - Yes. The man with the beard over there. Oh, yes. Yes, but the super dancer was just for kids. Yes. -

Some kids have grown up. You can be a part of it too, definitely. - Wow! Above 15. Above 15? - Just around 16. Geeta. - His waistline is three times large. Actually, after.. After many years there's a show.. which is for young people and for solo dancing. Yes. - Oh. - There are a lot of shows now.. Yes. - For couples, groups. But a solo dancing show just for young people has never been there. Ms. Archana, you can also try it. I am equal to two people, how can I do solo dance? So, what are you l

ooking for in 'India's Best Dancer'? We are ENT specialists. - Yes. ENT specialists? - Yes.. I am searching for entertainment. Oh, wow! - And you.. I will be looking for something unique on the show. I'll be looking for technique. Wow! That's so nice. ENT! ENT. - ENT specialists. Terrence, two beautiful women are judges are with you. Yes. - How many chances do you get to speak? Only he gets to speak. I thought he'd end with how many chances do you get. He then completed the line. I got a little

worried. Ms. Malaika. - Terrence, answer for them too. He's a father now, so he completes the line now. I thought he wouldn't complete the line but he did. People address you as 'Maa' with love. I fell in love and became a father. I made an offer that you can be a dad.. - I did. We've always seen on reality shows that the contestant who come from far away come with gifts. So, Ms. Archana had a question. That during auditions contestants give you gifts. For some reason, if they get rejected do th

ey take back the gift? No.. - We would have eaten it by then. Many of the gifts we get are eatables. So we eat it beforehand. You won't be eating. Yes, I survive on air, right? You do look like that. - Yes. As they say, 'Love and fresh'. Love and fresh, we know. India wants to know, but they already know. The country wants to know.. So, you were saying.. So.. Change the topic. Now you know how many chances he gets to speak. Yes. - Correct. As you all know, Geeta is addressed as Geeta ma with lov

e. Has someone elder addressed you so, Geeta? Yes.. - And did you tell him you're a dad yourself and you're calling me as Geeta 'Maa'? I've never talked to anyone like that. Okay. - Everyone calls me Geeta 'Maa.' And sometimes the less childish people also call me so. I had many South Indian assistants and associates. Okay. - So they would call me 'Maa' with love. Like 'Maa, where are you going?' Now we have found out that how Geeta became a mother. How did you become a father? Sorry, I got carr

ied away. Hit him! - Shall I? Terence and Ms. Geeta, many choreographers have become directors now. So, when they become a director do they have to take training for it or do they have to wait until their knees start hurting? Since they can't dance now so they turn into directors. He has sprinkled salt on my burns. Is it true? - I don't know because this thought of becoming a director never crossed my mind.. - Your knee is coming out.. Okay, Malaika, we saw you in an interview saying that neithe

r did you want to become an actor nor a dancer she wanted to become a teacher. - Really? Is it true? - Yes. Which subject would you've taught if you were a teacher? Psychology. - Wow! Can you read a person's while talking to them? - Yes. I can find out what's going on in that person's mind. Tell me, what's going on in my mind right now? You don't want to tell. You're thinking all those things a married man shouldn't think of. That's true. A man knows another man. Shall I hit him? You tell me the

spelling of psychology? Spelling of psychology? 'P'.. - Wow! I think this is enough for me to win. Terrance, Ms. Archana has a question for you. When you dance, you do a lot of stretching and while stretching have your pants ever torn? Yes, it keeps tearing. And we wear torn clothes too. - Yes, that's why. In advance. Yes, we have no shame. Anyway, we have danced in our underwear's when we were kids. So, I don't feel shy. If my pant is torn or it's unzipped how does it matter? - What? Talk for

yourself please. What do you mean? Are you crazy? Hey, but I wear underwear inside it. Underwear? - Had I not worn that then it would've been a problem. If I am wearing underwear and dancing then what's the harm? Underwear! Kapil, when are you going to say that it's a family show? I am having fun. The thing is there are many questions like this right now - which I am going to ask. - You have to say 'Yes' or 'No'. Please bring the cards. - Oh. So this question is for all of you. Have you ever giv

en a live performance even when you had an upset stomach? Yes, it has gotten better. So much better.. I mean.. Crisp, tight and then run for lose. Holding like this. No, I can't do it. - I have. As a kid, at the behest of you mother have your entertained the guest by dancing? Like how moms sometimes asks us to do so. I was the dancer of my house. My dad used to ask me to dance very proudly. He used to ask me to sing and act in front of the guest. This is true. - In my case, nobody had to say any

thing. I used to start dancing myself when the guest would arrive. That's so cute. You guys are still good dancers. Imaging me dancing. At that time the movie 'Yalgarr' had been released recently.. "It happens.." So, my dad's friend used to come home. On first two days of the month there used to be party at my home because dad used to get salary. So, I used to dance. I used to collect at least Rs. 45. I will give you more than Rs. 45, you dance for me. Not now, I make more than Rs. 45 now. Okay,

have you ever eaten a three-story burger with wide open mouth? You certainly haven't eaten. You can't open your mouth that wide. Have you eaten, Ms. Geeta? - Of course. It was expected. Sir, it's visible as well now. Had I not eaten it at the time, then this wouldn't have happened. Even after being a celebrity have you ever bargained with a shopkeeper? Of course. - All the time. - Really? Look, I am a mother first then a celebrity. Don't forget it. Bargaining is necessary, right? - Yes. The mom

ent I enter the market, I start bargaining. 'No, Mister, reduce the price. Hey, it's too expensive.' So, it's very normal.. - No, actually.. I don't bargain with 'Auto Rickshaw' drivers or vegetable vendors. But if it is a huge expensive shop so I kind of.. - So, it is quite clear that you go to buy vegetables and as well as travel in a 'Rickshaw'. - Yes, I do. You still do? - Of course. The joy bargaining give us of saving money.. - Yes. It's amazing! Once we were shooting in Bangkok there was

one more actor with us, I won't take his name. He used to bargain so much that.. There is a market, I forgot its name. The Thai shopkeeper after seeing him said 'The same crazy guy is coming.' So I stopped going with him. He must have said.. You seem to have gone to Bangkok a lot. A lot. Have you ever gone to a restaurant and changed your order after seeing the other person's food? Yes, I check all my orders by seeing other's plate. Actually, it gives you an idea about what to order. - Exactly.

So, I check everybody's plate and see which food looks nice. Because whenever I order something there is some problem in it. So, it's better to look, right. Yes. - It gives you an idea. But girls know everything. They remember names of dishes. Like they ask for 'Azrella Morrotose' with 'Pseudo Sauce'.. What? - I don't what all they say. What? - No, I don't understand. We don't know anything. What can we say? We ask for the food by telling it's colour and ingredient. We don't remember the names a

t all. It happens. On that note, our questions have come to an end. Thank you. That's it? Done? Hello. Hello, Ms. Malaika, how are you? - How are you? How are you? - I am very good. Hello, Mr. Terence. - How are you? Very nice. - I am fine. Ms. Geeta, what's up? - How are you? I am fine. - You look very nice. - Thank you. - You look sweet. Guys, I got a compliment. Please clap! Nice haircut. - I know.. - Nice! Thank you. - You don't get many compliments on this show. Thank you so much. - So, I t

hought of telling you.. Thank you. - You look very nice. - Thank you so much. I am done for today. By the way, congratulations for your upcoming show. Thank you. - The show hasn't even begun and she is already asking for money. Did you see the way she was greeting? Come on, sit outside. They'll give you something while leaving.. - Excuse me. I've not come here to ask for money. I've come here regarding work. - They have a lot of work. You do the work assigned to you properly. Hold on, I work ver

y nicely. No wonder Mr. Sony wants to see me in every episode. That's because we don't show every episode to Mr. Sony. If he finds out that you're in every episode then he will shift this show to 'Setmax'. You know the other day the movie 'Sooryavansham' was being aired. Mr. Thakur.. - Yes. Puked without eating the 'Kheer'. After seeing her work. So bad. - Are you done? Is there anything more you have to say? - There is one more. Recently on Valentine's day.. - Yes. She went out with her boyfrie

nd. - Okay. When he was about to give her a flower, she went close to him and burped so badly that he fainted. For how long are you going to do this? Get yourself treated. Once I find out what's the disease I'll get it checked and don't worry I won't go alone. I will take you along. For sure.. My God! - By the way, Malaika.. - Your relative laughed. Your friends and my relatives. It's the same, Kapil.. You are looking like a bottle gourd today. Bottle gourd.. Kapil Sharma, there's this famous di

alogue of Mr. Shatrughan which I would like to say to you. Which one? - Go on.. Shut up! Her voice.. - Wow! Wow! - Very good! - Wow! Thank you.. Ms. Malaika - Yes. I want to judge a dance show along with you three. Their judges are final. There can't be any changes. You can go now. - Why? Is the same possible only here? She's referring to you. We have also learnt something from her. - Thank you. Mr. Terrence, my judgment is great. Yeah, she can identify which bidi the person smokes from their li

ps. Should I see yours and identify? You want to talk about lips! This episode will continue for three hours! - Oh, no.. Kapil, let it be. My lips are famous anyway. So let it be.. - Not everywhere. It's only till where your lips can reach. You mean, it's famous.. They don't require a judge. Go from here. All right, if not a judge then I can be the show's host. Oh my! - Demonstrate us a demo. How will you do it? - Show us.. Done. - Yeah, show.. - She will be the host. - Sure.. The people present

here.. This is not your family function. What did you say? People are leaving after listening to you. Is this called hosting? To flirt around with celebrities is also not hosting. Wow! Now, I will show you the real audition. Show, please.. - Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. All of you are welcome to India's best dance show. I'm your host and friend, Bhuri. The next contestant is Mr. Chamanlal from Bihar. Host's friend? - Wow.. Show didn't start.. - Amazing.. But she selected her uncle first.

Chamanlal from Bihar.. You can keep your friends in the show and I can't even take my relative names! Mr. Terence, how was my performance? It was amazing. You very clear and fluent. I think, you should be given an opportunity. A parrot is also fluent. Shall we keep it as a host? Since you are so talented then why don't you become a joker in a circus? How much I wanted, I have already done, Kapil. She's in the mood for revenge. Seems nice. Our ring master is also sitting here. She's calling you

ring master. - Yeah. Have you forgotten, when you used to hug her driver for few numbers? Hold on.. You know what.. Should I tell them about the beauty parlor? When she goes to a beauty parlor then they suggest her to visit two-three parlors before visiting them. They tell her not to come directly. Are you done? - A while back, it was her sister's wedding. She told her brother-in-law to give Rs. 1,100 for the shoe hiding ceremony. He said, take Rs. 10,000 and don't ever come near me with this fa

ce. He's blabbering nonsense. I have been gifted everything by God. She only has God gifted things. She stole the same in Diwali. During rainy season she goes to college on a bottle. Ms. Malaika, please ignore him. I'm being honest. - Yeah. I.. Since I can dance well so I'm ready to come as a contestant as well. She started with judge. - Yeah. Contestant.. - Now, she's come to being a contestant. After a while, she will say that she can fill oil in the generator as well. I can mop the set.. Why

do you do such work? Good one. - There's a limit! No, seriously! Trust me, ma'am. I won't require a mentor as well. I will choreograph my own performance. Oh, no! - Wow! - Very good, but are you aware that you have to do something there? 90 seconds.. - You have 90 seconds.. Okay. - Entertainment, freshness and technique should be seen. Give her 90 days. If she does it.. But let me tell you, she really is talented. She has a school in Bareli - Yeah. where she teaches snake dance to alcoholics. Ye

ah, snake dance, mongoose dance.. I teach all varieties of dance. She got infuriated. I won't talk to her now. Show the snake dance. It will come.. The right performance will commence. Oh my God! Dress.. Wow! - Oh my God! Hold on! Bharti.. Bharti! - I'm in shock. She's looking great. - Hold on.. - Hello, Bharti.. You were talking about snake and a python appears! Oh my! Bharti! Bharti, I'm very happy. - Hello.. Excuse me. - Yeah. - Who are you? I'm the one whom you were trying to become a while

back. I'm the host of India's Best Dancer. How funny! - Oh, lovely! You got annoyed. No worries. You are the host of the show. I'm going to become one. Hosts are friends. Absolutely. - Yeah, that's how she is. First, she befriends, then she takes loan. After that, she leaves the city. Did I ask you to speak in between? Keep quiet. Bharti, since you are the host so I would like to give you a tip. Don't be nervous. Just be confident. That's all. - Oh, hello! I'm a pretty confident woman. She's tea

ching me confidence! I have hosted ample number of shows. All right, enough with it. Bharti, kindly go and break her face. Excuse me! Why didn't you tell me to break her face? I am aware that you won't be able to do it. Bharti, who taught you catwalk? Please, tell everyone. There's this girl who has learnt how to maintain figure from me, Malaika Arora. Wow! Judges, Kapil won't let me talk to you so I will meet you in your set. Next.. - She still didn't retaliate. - Most welcome. Come.. - Please,

come. - Am I right? We will eat lunch together. - Done. - Done. Now, she will absolutely come. She can go to Haridwar for eating lunch. Haridwar.. All the best for the show. Goodbye. - Goodbye, thank you.. Goodbye, Kapil. All right.. - With a huge round of applause let's welcome Bharti. Bharti! - She left.. Now, I'm sitting comfortably. Ask how many ever questions you want.. Hold on. I can't do it. It keeps slipping.. You are not the only one! - Are you serious? Try.. I don't have the guts. - H

ave a look. That's it, over.. Bharti, I'm learning.. I'm learning from you. - Yeah. I'm learning.. - Yeah, ask whatever you want. You are looking very hot. - Yeah. - Thank you. I swear.. Really, Bharti.. - You too. Thank you. You are looking very nice. - Thank you.. Can I have a round of applause? Bharti, are you the solo host of this show? No, my husband, Harsh, is also hosting. In the manner how, GST comes with payment coriander comes with vegetables in the same manner, Harsh comes with Bharti

. Bharti is Punjabi. She married a Gujarati. The combination is deadly. - Wow! Bharti, how much are you enjoying with such combination? Why are you spoiling the mood? You have to go home after the show. What.. - Your mother-in-law won't spare you. I have made her stand out. The key is with me. I have really been married in the Gujarati famly. It's believed that they are very stingy. And it's the truth. - Oh! As soon as I came back from Goa I saw the pot kept at the threshold for some ritual. My

mother-in-law whispered in my ears.. Hit softly. We have to use this rice to cook 'Dal-Khichdi'. Bharti, is Harsha scared of you? If he had good physique the he wouldn't be scared. He is.. He is.. 'Hey!'He gets scared even if I say this. I am from Punjab. - Wow - Right? He is very lean. Poor thing. You notice him a lot. - A lot. Even he notices you in the gym costume. I have seen it on the social media. She uploads photograph in her gym wear.. She holds a water bottle. - Yes. Harsh stops it righ

t there. He tells me to see the photo of hers. While you step in the car.. He zooms in the photo.. This is how you become. Just like this. He doesn't zoom in Ms. Geeta. Because we are already zoomed in. Sir, you have tears in your eyes. All good? All fine? - No.. Because even he zooms your photo. Bharti, tell me something. - Yes. Malaika is the judge in this show. Don't you feel complex to see her fitness. I did feel complex. When I saw Ms. Geeta sitting next to her then I became confident. When

Ms. Geeta gives her comment and when she coughs.. This is what happens to the other judges. Once such happened was.. She was unwell. But she coughed so loudly then Ms. Malaika reached the terrace. Geeta.. When Ms. Malaika gets her photoshoot done before every shoot and she wears long slits. And I go there to cough. So the slit opens. It flies. - It's like the special effects. I am like.. You have hot legs.. It's always shinning.. But we have rough legs. I have to learn these things from you aft

er shedding weight. I want to wear costumes like you do. Okay. I will keep all my costumes for you. That will be my sleeves. You have to do something about the body. You have got the gist how 'India's Best Dancer' is going to be. It is going to be fun-filled. Oh, God! Bharti, tell me something. Harsh and you have participated in a dance reality show. Is dancing difficult or hosting? Both are difficult. But one thing is easy. You sit back as ask, 'Bharti, the show you did..' That's very easy. You

sit back. And the easiest of all is.. Bharti, outstanding. outstanding. - Wow! Outstanding. Outstanding. We love you, Bharti. Just wonderful. - Thank you. Thank you. But.. - So, this is real Bharti. She is limited when she is in the character. Now, she will come in her real form. God save you. I wanted to know if you will get a chance to speak? You have two more. Now.. Bharti, you were doing good here. Why did you agree to do 'India's Best Dancer'? As the people of 'Indian Idol' are stubborn. T

hey don't go before 10 p.m. - Yes. I will finish this show on time. Even if the judges are giving some serious comment.. 'You have achieved victory over your life. 'India's Best Dancer'.. I will come and say.. 'We will meet you tomorrow at 8 p.m.' Thank you. Good night. Bye. I will end the show at 29 minutes past 9. Superb. - That's it. Then you will watch 'The Kapil Sharma Show.' And along with it.. - That's right. I will keep promoting my show. - Very good. We enjoy so much in 'The Kapil Sharm

a Show'. Kammo enters from there. Oh! Kammo.. And she says.. ' Kapu, here I am.' I'll get going. I have live event going on.. Where are you going? They have only one show. I have an event. But, I would remind you all Every Saturday and Sunday.. Do watch 'The Kapil Sharma Show'. Rocking. Ms. Geeta, is it true that you aspired to become an air hostess? Really? - I wanted to be an air hostess. I still feel that I wish I could have become one. Now, you are a popular choreographer. If you have to mak

e an announcement like an air hostess.. I will make an announcement and you have to perform. Perfect. I swear, if you are the air hostess then the pilot will will forget flying but keep looking at you. Right. - You are so good. Kapil, you shouldn't say all this. Why? - Have you ever come here to talk to me? So sad. Don't talk like that. I feel very bad. Geeta.. - Come on, go ahead. There's no point doing it now. How sweet! But do you all wish to see it? Yes. - Yes, go for it. Come on. Ms. Geeta,

please. - What should I do, sir? Tell me what I should do. - Nothing. I will make an announcement. Passengers, kindly pay attention. There are two exits in the front.. And two are at the back. There's an emergency exit in the middle. If you jump from there, nobody can save you. During the lack of oxygen kindly do not release any air. Good one. The oxygen masks will pop down. You have to be a little selfish here. First, put your masks on then help others and that too when you like their face. A

big round of applause for Ms. Geeta. - Superb. Superb. You were great. Oh, God! - All of you know that 'India's Best Dancer' is going to be tough. But there are a few things in life which we find tough. Like I find it tough to wake up early morning. I am sure, you all might have some problems. You all can share one by one. Yes, sir. Hi, everyone. - Hello. - Hi! - Greetings. Where are you from? I have come from Kota, Rajasthan. When are you going back? Welcome to the show. Sir, what is your name?

Saurav Gupta. - Welcome, Mr. Gupta. I am a Charted Accountant. - Okay. And I can solve the most complicated balance sheet easilt. But it's takes time to impress a girl. It's really tough for me. Malaika, what should he do? Please tell him. The way you check the balance sheet..- Yes. How do you hold the balance sheet? With both my hands. - With both your hands. You must hold the girl.. - Wow! Bring her closer. Don't get ideas. Like you take a closer look at the balance sheet. You should look int

o her eyes. He can't get so close. His tummy will come in between. Who else is there in your family? Are you married? I have a wife. - You have a wife? You are already done. What's the use? Yes. What's the use now? - I mean, you are married. I am married. I don't want to impress any girl now. It used to be tough for me earlier. So, I had faced difficulty. - Okay. - Okay. You should never stop romancing. Please. Healthy flirting is good. - It's very good. Married or unmarried. - I will romance my

wife. How did you impress your wife? - Yes, with wife. It was an arranged marriage. He didn't get a chance. - He didn't get a chance. He didn't have to impress anyone. Is your wife with you? - Yes. Hello! Where is she? Here. Ma'am, hello. - Hello. - How are you? Welcome to the show. - I am good. What is the first line he said to you when both of you had met for the first time? Sir, I was noticing his phone. On the phone? - On the phone? - Yes. I was thinking about his saving. The kind of phone

he uses. - Through the phone? This is how a CA's wife should be. Very good. We are proud of you. Okay. Thank you very much for coming. Thank you. Thank you, ma'am. Anybody else? Yes, ma'am. Hello, everyone. - Hello. - Hello. - I'm Muskaan Saini. Hi, Muskaan. - Mr. Kapil.. it has become very tough to find a taller boy for myself. It was Valentine's day, last week. I was wishing a guy would come to propose to me with a rose. But, I don't find any. Oh! - What is your height? 5'9. - But this is a se

rious problem. 5'9? - He is 5'10. Please go. Come on. Go.. Look at him. She got her Valentine's day gift. Height! - Oh, lovely height! - Wow! What a beautiful.. - Yes, lovely height. Lovely. - Tell me. Will you feel her grapes? Terrence will have to sit on the terrace. I am impressed, ma'am. So, you want someone who can get you to reach out higher. - Yes. - Oh! Too graceful. - Wonderful. - Thank you. Thank you so much. You'll surely find someone on your next Valentine's day. Thank you so much. -

After watching this show. Otherwise, you will go with grapes. Take a seat. Thank you, Muskaan. Thank you so much. You never miss it. - We got to see Terrence perform. Thank you so much. So we would like to give a chance to our viewers. You are welcome to try. You get a direct entry. For the mega auditions! - Yes. Direct? - Yes, Mega auditions. Anyone? - Anyone? Please come. - It is a great chance. Five of them. Come. - Come on, six people. What is your name? Hi everyone. I am Ati. Ati? - Ati. A

ti? - Yes. It means excessive. A lot. - Yes. Very beautiful. Like she said. Thank you. A unique name. Where are you from? I live in Bandra, Mumbai. - Good. Are you trained a dancer? No, I just practice. - God gift? Welcome. What is your name? I am Simran. Where are you from? - Sydney. Sydney! Wow! We welcome you. - People come from far. Such is my fan following. Wow! What is your name, sir? Hello, guys. I am Ravi Kapadia. I am from Ganganagar, Rajasthan. Sir, your grew that moustache? Yes. Fine,

why do you have vermillion on your forehead? Like a married woman. Yes? She wants to know. Sir, it is my hair colour. Good, we welcome you. - Thank you, sir. And you? - Shweta Lohar. We welcome you. Yes, sir? My name is Sushil Kadam. Sushil, you came here by road? What is your profession, Mr. Kadam? Sir, I am Shirdi I work at a company. You have the blessing of Sai. And you can come here even with such dancing skills. I am just kidding, sir. You did well. Come on. So whose dance was the best? T

hey are all good dancers. For the first time I saw someone dancing on my son in Bhangra style. And I thought that was very innovative. Thank you so much. Mr. Kadam. - Yes, Ma'am. The way you danced.. Just go back. You were.. I enjoyed it! You were entertaining. - It was fun. I seek entertainment. And your dance entertained us all. Thank you. Your dance was brilliant. Thank you. Kapil, whose dance did you like the most? Speaking of entertainment. I liked them all. Okay. - The little one danced we

ll. I agree. You are a good dancer. Thank you all. To all our guests. Ma'am, we have some rumours about celebrities. So we will ask you one by one. You must tell us if it is true or not. Okay. - Geeta, where never you go out on a date the guy calls you 'mother' and ruins it. Was he here to say that? Why would you take such a person on a date? It can happen that once he is on a date he might feel so. Terence, we have heard that when you comment on a dance Malaika completes her touch up and Geeta

naps? It is true. I like to be elaborate. Malaika, we have heard that you only go to beaches on vacation. So you think you can get better pictures there. Right. It is correct. True. I like it. - Okay. I like wearing a swimsuit. So you like beaches? - Yes, I do. And you have that kind of a figure. A gift from heavens. I have it so I must flaunt it. - Absolutely. I like going to forest areas. Hide behind a tree and peek out. You get a nice picture. Malaika, in reality shows, contestants bring thei

r mothers. We have heard that the show in that you go as a judge we see fathers coming with their children. No need to think so much. Just say yes. Yes. It could be. I do not know. It is true. It could be. I do not focus on such things. Terence, we have heard that when contestants are rejected you tell them to practice more, you enrol them in your academy. It is true. It is. Yes! Yes! They need to learn. Absolutely. Geeta, we heard that when you were born the doctor told your parents that a moth

er was born. We have such strange rumours! It has to be true. Terence, we heard that you keep singing at home. You are terrace singer. He sings really well. A great singer. Kapil, I have a request. You have stopped singing on this show. It is a request. There is a whole show. It is upto them. It is upto them. Your voice is great. Please sing. What can I sing for you? Not for me but for your fans. For your fans! Channel, we will sing in episode. Yes, please. - Yes. It will be fun! Thank you. Than

k you so much. So this ends the rumours. What happens now? You are judges. You decide. Selecting contestants. We have something different. We have some accusations. We have a court here. You'll face some accusations which you have to face. So, shall we begin? - Do I have to wear handcuffs? No, not at all. - No handcuffs. You'll sit in the witness box. - I see. Shall we? - Oh! Inside it? Please arrange the court set up. 'The Top Court.' Order! Order! Order! All characters in this court are fictio

nal except for our guest. And in today's session the case is against the judges of 'India's Best Dancer' Malaika Arora, Terence Lewis and Geeta Kapoor. Oh! - So, as the judge I welcome you all. Very good. Thank you! - Without any further adues let the court proceedings begin. - Sure, go ahead. "As the clouds rumble, I feel afraid" "that the bolt of lighting may crash upon me." Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! No need to rumble so hard, either! No one will roar louder than me! Hi! - Hi! - How are you all? I'm

really happy. - I've got something. Please hold this, will you? - Sure. Why not? What are you doing? - Drying clothes on Terence. How was my joke? - Awesome! Very good! One more.. - Are you here to crack jokes, Lawyer? No way! I swear by the Holy Geeta.. - Geeta! I'll surely take Ms. Malaika's autograph today. - Wow! Look! - What are you picking out of your hair? It's paper. - Oh, God! - I've a pen, too. Will you give an autograph, please? - Sure! Lawyer, you can't demand any autographs in cour

t. - Fine! If I don't get an autograph, will it stop me from dancing? And Your Honour, get this straight. Those who have love on mind have heaven at their feet. - Oh! Enough! - Oh, no! - Oh, God! Are you serious? 'Labourer'! 'Labourer'! Lawyer! - 2.5 kilo.. Lawyer! - 2.5 kilo hand! Stop talking rubbish and arrive on the topic. You should've told me sooner. I arrived on a rickshaw. My first accusation is against Terence. - Is it? Your accusations is that in this country where people can't even da

nce temporary you're teaching contemporary dance. What was the need for it? - Terence, answer him. I request the court to ban him from dancing for five years! Don't do that! - Hello! How dare you! How dare you call my wife! Shameless! Answer the phone if you dare! Shameless.. Oh! 'India's Best Dancers' are here. Hello, Malaika! - Hello! Recognise me? - No. - I'm your Arora. What? - Malaika Arora.. Myself Brijesh Arora. - I see. - I'm from Pahad Ganj, Delhi. But why is 'Hottie' written here? Beca

use I am, you see. Even you write 'Fatty'. Hello! 'Fatty'? - I'm a huge fan of yours. Oh! - I have a request. Please don't go on the Terence during summer. Because winds are very high over there. Hello, Geeta! Will you marry me? - Yes. Yes. - Lawyer, if you're done with introductions let's proceed with the case. - Hey, kid! Leave from here! Kids don't sit here. Get out! This is contempt of court! This is contempt of court! - I'm avenging Mr. Sidhu. One lady took away his seat. I'll take away a l

ady's seat now and avenge him. This is open and shut up case, understood? You go and stand away from me. How can you change the judge while the show is running? A lot of people have changed their gender for this show so what's so great if we change the judge? Anyway.. Ms. Geeta, I would like to say a few words. Tell me. - I love.. - Go on. You know everything, Ms. Geeta. Mother.. - You're playing a singing game. What's going on? This man is irritating the court with his unnecessary talk. Mr. Fak

e Sunny Deol, I'd like to tell you something. Tell me. - I spit on your face. Remember, Munni got defamed because of you. Judge, stop playing and give us the judgement for the accusations that have been made for Mr. Terrance. So after ignoring all the evidence and proof the court supports Terrance. You can dance on the terrace or on the ground. You can dance on this well too. We have no problem. Hey! Are you out of your mind? I would have done it. I feel this court has been bribed. How can he be

have like this? Don't I have anyone to support me? "Your loved ones are always yours." "Your loved ones are always yours." I love the skirt. I love the belt. I love the belt. - Oh, my god! Mr. Dharam. What's the matter, Dad? Greetings! - Greetings! I am fake Dharam Singh. Dad is here.. Dad is here.. Hey! What's this? What are you doing? I've told you not to do such things outside. How can you say that, Dad? I shouldn't do this outside. I shouldn't do what I do outside, inside the house. Then wha

t do I do? Remove your uniform and wear a chain. I'll beat all seven of them. I'll beat them together. Narrate all the dialogues here. Say it all here. Say it all and then he won't call you again. He's a chameleon. Oh, god! - Yes, Terrance. Yes, Mr. Dharam. - How are you? I'm fine, sir. With your permission.. - Yes. Can I dry my clothes on you. Dad. - Yes. I told him this joke as soon as I came here. You said it. - Yes. Okay. I swear on Geeta.. - Dad, I told them this too. So what if you've said

it? Can't I swear on her? Is he only going to say it or will he really do it? Geeta! Geeta! When I look at you, I have only one thing to say. What? You know everything.. - I said this. This is not working. Here you go. I've said this line. You've spoken all the lines. He has narrated all the jokes. Am I here to dance? Stop it.. - Look at his back.. I'm angry.. - Oh, god! I'm angry. Dad, I'm going. - Dad.. You are the father. - You are the father. According to the mimicry, I'm his father. But ac

cording to the relationship, he's my father. Is it so? - Greetings, Dad. God bless you, dear. - Just a minute. What's going on? I'm not able to understand. You are an illiterate woman. I just told you. - I told you not to speak. According to the relationship, I'm his father. Okay. - No, he's my father. According to the mimicry, he's my father. Because he doesn't know how to mimic the father he's mimicking the son. I don't know how to mimic the son so I'm mimicking the father. Is that clear? - It

's all clear. According to this, he is my son father. I love you, son father. - Son father.. I love you, father son. - I love you, son father. I love you, father son. I love you, son father. - I love you, father son. Oh, god. - Someone speak. Whose dialogue is it next? I think fake Dharam is drunk. So this is an open and drunk case. Open and drunk case. - I request the court to enquire, my lord. Where's my lord? What is she doing? - Tell me your name. Amitabh Bachan. - Hey. Dad, what are you doi

ng? You need to say your name. Hey, if I tell them my name, I'll get trapped. Mr. Amit doesn't drink so I gave them his name. Oh! - That was fantastic. I said it. - Mindblowing. This is an open and confused case. I want both of you to take your parents and go to the Sony TV office. You sit like a cock. Yes, so basically, this is a non-vegetarian case. Non vegetarian case.. - Dad, he's been talking non vegetarian things. I request the court to change this judge and make my father the judge. Yes.

Mr. Arora, I suspend you. Stay quiet. You're a baseless man. What's that? How can I be baseless? Look at your stomach, can it be considered as a base? How can I be suspended? The way you suspended me. Both of us vote for fake Dharam. I'll ask the audience for votes. So if you like Manoj Tiwari's songs you can vote for me. How can you ask for votes based on Manoj Tiwari's songs? If Manoj Tiwari can go to my area in Delhi and ask for votes can't I ask for votes based on his song? That's great. - T

hat's great. Yes. If you talk too much, I'll beat you with a broom. - Yes. This is great.. I'm very angry so I resign from my post. You fart on that resignation. What kind of work is this? - What kind of work.. Oh, god! - They have kept plain water here. Plain water.. I'm very happy that I've got this seat.. Now that I have got this post there'll be a party in the evening. Yes.. Party.. Party.. Hey, everybody died downstairs. Judge, start enquiring about the case. You're the judge. - Yes, let us

begin. Firstly, bring some salted snacks. What are you saying in the court? At least ask for three drinks. Whom are you ordering the third one for? You know everything, Ms. Geeta. It looks like you won't proceed with the enquiry. I'll go ahead. - You proceed. I would like to accuse Ms. Geeta. You are accusing our mother. You're so bad. Shameless.. You're shameless, bad and torturous. You are a pickled man. You are pickled with mango and lemons. Goddess is going to punish you. Mr. Dharam, I have

a question for you. Yes, ask me. If you're Mr. Dharam, why do you stand like Jennifer Lopez? Don't blame the frock. If you give me Jennifer Lopez's frock I will stand like her, right? Why are you accusing Geeta? She is our mother. I am a huge fan of hers. Yes. I saw her movie. Which film was it? Seeta and Geeta. Since then, I've been a fan of hers. Seeta and Geeta. Dad, she is not that Geeta. She is Mother Geeta. So what? What is it? Are you my son or are you Goga Kapoor's son? You're insulting

me. Goga Kapoor. - My lord, I think this is an open and romantic case. I think. But I think, Geeta.. - Yes. Geeta belongs to you and Malaika belongs to me. Let's go and dance. - Let's go.. What's going on here? It is a court, sir. - Hey, stay quiet. I'm thirsty. Bring some coconut water. The coconut should have cream. Otherwise, I'll break your hand. Which hand will you break? This is the hand of a labourer. This hand weighs two and a half kilos. Okay. - Which hand will you break? Which one do

you use in the morning? Dad, he is constantly making fun of me. It's obvious because you're blabbering nonsense. Idiot. What are you doing? Dad, you are also saying like that.. You are also telling me such like that.. No, leave me alone.. - He went and sat on the chair. He has taken the opportunity and sat on the chair. My dear.. My cutie.. What happend? Don't do that.. - Cutie it seems.. You're my dear son. No worries, dear. You're my son. Accuse him of what you want. Do what you want, dear. Re

ally, Dad? You want to eat Coconut kernel? - Yes. Come, I'll make you eat it. Thank you, Dad. Tonight, I will sleep next to you, Dad. It's okay, dear. I'll manage it. Why not, dear.. Mr. Dharam - Yes. If he sleeps next to you tongiht then make him wear a diaper. Or else there can be a disaster. Don't laugh, Ms. Geeta. - Oh. Because I'm going to frame you next. - Okay. And I accuse Ms. Geeta of using very hard words while giving the judgement. - Okay. So that nobody else can say those words. For

example.. Amazing, dear. The words you said have peirced through my heart. Wow.. Here.. After listening to such nonsense hence, the court has come to a conclusion. That no matter what he does, his actual self comes forth. Hey, he is not being Krishna, he is immitating Govinda. That's become a direct comment. How can you say that he doesn't know to immitate anyone else other than Govinda? See, Dad. You made a joke out of yourself. I feel very humiliated. Humiliated.. - Humiliated.. What did you s

ay? I feel humiliated.. What is all that? I mean to say, I feel humiliated. First, improve your attitude. Attitude! Don't be nervous, guests have come. - I can see that.. Isn't it, dear? - Yes. Tell name of two fruits. No, Dad. Not in front of everyone. I can't say it infront of so many people. You always humiliate me in front of the guests. You want to eat orange candy, right? Tell me.. He forgot.. You want to eat orange candy, right? Orange candy! My son became skinny after so much eating. My

poor son. Can you see that Ms. Arora. He became skinny after so much eating. I haven't become skinny, Dad. Not you. Our feilds have dried up, dear. Keep it up. The court is enjoying it. - Keep.. Guests have come, tell them a few fruit names. All right. - Yes, tell. There are two types of fruits in this world. Amazing.. - First, fruit. And the second one is rifle. I also want to say something. Oh, God! When the pen writes.. - No, Dad.. Don't say no dad. Say amazing dad. I mean to say, no, Dad. Do

n't say such things. Your poems are horrible. Don't say it. This is open and blast case. Open and blast.. Do one thing, you guys talk among yourselves. And you tell all the jokes. I have come here to dance, right? What are you saying? Mr. Dharam, you were the judge. You were supposed to give the verdict. Come and sit on the chair. - The verdict has already been announced. - You're the judge. Make me sit over there. - You're the judge, sit. I have made the decision. Tell us what you have decided.

- Yes. You have been sentenced to death for four years, get lost. You will be hanged till death and death till hanged. And now it's time for hangover guys, come on! Ms. Geeta, if you're the mom, then I'm the dad. This is open and romance case. "Chal Chaiyya.." The court orders 'Sony Tv' to provide a comfortable sofa to Ms. Geeta in a new show. Wow. The court is adjourned till the next hearing. What does that mean? - Why do you always do this? Why do you keep postponing it? Didn't ypu have your

medicines in the morning? What's wrong with you? No, Dad. I'm sorry, only one more dialogue was remaining. I thought I would say it. It came out in the flow. What do we do about him, sir? Come, it's time for you to go to the toilet. All right If you permit, can we take a selfie with you guys. Of course. Please, come.. Thank you very much for coming on our show. Thank you so much for coming, Ms. Geeta and Ms. Malaika. Thank you.. - Thank you so much, Mr. Karan. We had a great time, thanks to you.

Thank you so much. - Yes. What a blast. - We enjoyed a lot. Really. Thank you so much.. Do come again. - My stomach. My stomach hurts after laughing so much. All of you, keep laughing, be happy and maintain cleanliness around you. And keep watching 'The Kapil Sharma Show'. Good night, take care. Thank you so much! Good night.