The Kapil Sharma Show Season 2 - Kartik’s Love Aaj Kal - Ep 114 - Full Episode - 9th February, 2020

Ms. Archana. - Yes. You look great. - Wow. Don't be surprised. - Wow. Thanks. We are twinning. - Yes. You know about 'Love Aaj Kal.' I don't know about it. My love story is old. You tell me. I won't tell about 'Love Aaj Kal.' - Okay. The star cast of 'Love Aaj Kal' is coming here to say it. So, please welcome the youth sensation young age star, Karthik Aaryan and the very beautiful and charming Sara Ali Khan. Karthik and Sara, I welcome you both. Thank you. - Thank you, Kapil. I have got a gift

for you. - Oh. - How sweet. He loves gifts. - Thank you. This is for Anayra. Oh, how sweet, thank you. My mom bought this for you. She always visits your show. Previously, we came empty-handed. Middle-class people have this problem. They don't like visiting someone without gifts. Mom was upset that I didn't bring you any gift. - How sweet. Thank you. So sweet. - Thank you, ma'am. Congratulations for Anayra. - Thank you, ma'am.. Only middle-class people bring gifts? Nawab Family members didn't br

ing it? Even I got it. Oh.. - No.. - Wow. What else do you want? Don't do that. - No.. He felt bad. Don't do that.. Thank you, Karthik. - It meant something else.. - There is a gift wrap too.. Sara, stop it.. - His gift had a silver gift wrap mine is multi coloured. - No.. What is this? - This is the gift. Thank you, Karthik.. Sara and Karthik, you guys make a great pair. May no one cast an evil eye. How is it going? Your love, these days.. The promotions of 'Love Aaj Kal'. It is fun. This exper

ience has been fun-filled. It is a joyride. We are having fun. We are promoting it. That's enough. Welcome again. Have your seats. - Yes. You do know that Sara and Karthik feature in 'Love Aaj Kal.' I heard that there's another heroine. But only these two are promoting the movie. So is it a promotional strategy or a personal strategy? It is kind of a personal strategy.. What are you saying? Arushi is the surprise element of the film. - Okay. So, she has not been in the limelight now. And.. - Oka

y. Sara, will you say something? I.. I have come here. Will that not suffice? It is a big deal. - No. Why? So? - Yes, she.. It is a big deal. It is a big deal. A few days ago, Karthik accepted the challenge to carry Sara in front of media. Challenge.. - Yes. - Yes. I did carry many girls. He said, many girls.. - Many times.. I said many times.. Did you carry me many times or many girls many times.. What are you saying? - I'm mispronouncing it. Many girls.. What! - You carried many girls? Hey! -

Many girls.. This is 'Love Aaj Kal.' - Many times.. - Many times.. I carried her many times. So, when you carried her did you think of it as a challenge or an opportunity? I wasn't carrying her for the first time. Oh, I see. So, today.. - He never let's go of an opportunity. He doesn't. Very good. Karthik, very good. We both don't let go of any opportunity. Very good. - What am I saying.. So, once again, shall we make him do it in front of you all? Karthik, are you ready? Sir. - Are you comforta

ble? Karthik.. I will carry her. It will cost.. - No! Karthik is ready. Come on, Archana. Go carry her. Karthik. - Are you sure? Try.. Will you really lift me? - Yes. Seriously? Come on. We don't get these opportunities often. - Come. I would've carried you from there. Shall I carry you? No issues, right? Let's see.. - Hey.. Do you believe that your son will carry me? - ...how strong the youngsters these days are? Your mom says no. Here you go.. Once more.. Come here. You're such a sweetheart! W

hat a sweetheart. - Let's go. Wow. - Did you see, Kapil? Wow. - He is a strong man. You had held your breath. The doctor is saying, 'Shall I also lift her?' 'I would've gone, they didn't call me.' Did you see? He seizes the opportunity. I don't let go. - He will progress. How far? - The one who seizes the opportunity is a real champion. Oh, God! For the first time, a couple has become popular before their movie released. You must be knowing that your fans have combined your names and call you gu

ys SarThik. - Oh. Yes. It trends on twitter. Hashtag, SarThik. How do you feel upon hearing this? I feel grateful. Because when the audience watch the movie and like it they tend to love them. - Yes. It is good. But before our film released, they are loving us. I can only feel grateful. - It is a blessing. Many times, I feel they are calling out as SarThik. Sir.. Whether I'm there or not.. - I always feel so. When they don't call out as SarThik, I feel weird. SarThik.. Thanks. - SarThik. Thank y

ou.. Sara, I wanted to know.. - Yes. - Karthik goes to gym. Yes. - Even I go there. Our photographs are not published in newspapers. How does the media know which gym you visit? I call them. Yes, obviously! And I think I visit the gym more than you two. So maybe that's why.. - Everyone visits the gym more when compared to me. Karthik does it secretly. - I.. Do you go to gym? You are laughing at this. I dance a lot. I dance a lot in my imagination. The step.. You and Deepika did that step at the

airport 'Dheeme Dheeme..' - 'Yes, I imagined doing it.' I imagined doing it. - Imagined? But I can't actually do it. That is not possible. The trailer of 'Love Aaj Kal' is amazing. And both your performances are good. - Thank you. But you drank petrol in the trailer. It's weird. In childhood, everyone would've smelt it in the scooter's petrol tank. - We feel like doing it. Isn't it? - We feel like.. - But we don't do it. No, obviously, you can't. We shouldn't. But it smells good. - Yes. We get a

ttracted to it. - In childhood, even I.. To petrol.. - To petrol? You guys are rich. You won't understand. - You won't. As if we don't use petrol. Look, I will tell you. You rich people put petrol in the petrol tank of the car. - Yes. Have you ever filled petrol for Rs. 10 in a scooter.. - Yes. and tilted it? - We do so and open it. The poor people.. I'll tell it for your knowledge. Please tell me. - Our scooter.. We fill scooter's petrol tank with petrol for Rs. 20. - Okay. There is a reserve k

nob which we rotate.. It always remains at reserve. At times if we fill it completely by mistake for Rs. 250 our scooters couldn't take it. It would emit weird noises. Because it was not habituated. Such things happen often. When you work in movies and play the roles of a middle-class girl you will experience many things. - Okay. How is your mom? Is she fine? She is fine. Convey my regards. - I will. Whenever I see Sara, I'm reminded of Ms. Amrita. She is an amazing performer. And you have inher

ited that trait. - Thank you. You must have seen it in the movie's promos that Karthik's girlfriend comes to meet him secretly. Often this is how love stories in small towns are where boy will be with his girlfriend but will be on look out fearing the police. He may be slapped on the neck at any moment. Karthik, you are from Gwalior. - Yes, Sir. You have grown up in a small town. Has this ever happened to you for real where you faced trouble meeting your girlfriend. Do I have to answer this ques

tion? To meet a friend.. - Friend. who was a girl. when I wanted to meet her You seem to respect her a lot! Tell us more about her. We used to sit on the same bench - How sweet. in the school. - Okay. I used to do her homework. - U started so early? Her. - Her. When did this happen? This.. - 12th! No, when I was in 10th standard. Look at that. - In 10th standard? I was 16 years old. In a co-education school - Such an young age. After you did 10+2.. I was in co-ed only since my 10th standard. Bef

ore that I was in boys school. So, when did you go to meet her Her. - Her. I had gone to meet her on Valentine's day. Okay. - The place where we used to meet was a good restaurant. We used to go there to have our lunch. Okay. - Okay. and I used to wait for her. But there was always a fear of being spotted by a family member. In a small town, everyone knows each other. If everyone knows each other, so basically your news may spread to anywhere - Yes. and there was a constant fear since we never t

old parents since we didn't enjoy that type of rapport to inform them that I am going to meet a friend. But I always used to get caught. You used to fear. - It was terror. Doctor, did anything like this happen to you? You are an educated person. Now that your kids have grown up, you can open up. During your college days did you even go with flower in your jacket on Valentine's Day? It used to happen daily. Daily! I was just like him while I was in the college. What are you saying, dad? When did

you first meet your wife? Speak. - Ours was an arranged marriage. We were engaged for 1-1/2 years but back in those days, we didn't have mobiles. We didn't talk to each other for 1-1/2 years. Okay. - We talked only at engagement and marriage. In between.. - So, why such a huge gap when you weren't supposed to talk. The situation was such that by chance, we had gone to Delhi Both of us were in Delhi. Her mother sent her but also sent two guards with her. Back then, there was no time to understand

each other and by the time you understand, there were two kids. And now-a-days, the boy and girl keep saying they want to know each other. When they know each other, they break up. There were no mobiles and we used to talk on land phones or write inland letters. - Yes. We didn't interact as much as kids now do. In your opinion, which one was better, now or then? It was better then. Dad likes it better now. - Yes, indeed. Boys meet girls secretively on Valentine's day. Karthik is a daring guy wh

o is coming on valentine's day with two girls. This is about the movie. How do you manage in real life? Why are you laughing? - I am curious. How do you manage? The one who is a friend.. Girlfriends.. Wow. Girls who are friends.. - Wonderful. Okay. - I am very loyal. Okay. - And.. I don't manage anything. I don't have to manage I am only loving today on the reel life. I am sorry in real life. Why does he keep saying today, tomorrow, real, reel. Very confused girl, girlfriend - I am a one-woman m

an. What's going on? - One-woman man One-woman man. - at a time! at a time! Dad's looking. Don't say yes. So, I don't have to manage. That's good - You aren't able to manage to hide the facts. - It seems to be hard. You are getting confused. On the valentine's day, you see in small towns boys don't come out lest someone may call them brother Some go out wearing helmets. Like Dinesh who used to wear his dad's helmet. He wasn't caught but recognising the helmet his mom caught his dad. And Pande wh

o is on the drums wearing headphones has even more funny escapades. He went to meet his girlfriend wearing a burqa. His girlfriend's mom felt he was a girl and ask him to do household work along with them. The next day when his girlfriend asked him if he wouldn't come to meet her he wanted to know if her mother had more house work? You had said in an interview that you want to date Karthik. - Yes, Sir. Some interview! - She is laughing. What happens is when girls search for their life partner so

obviously they want them to be like her father since daughters are father's princess. They want their man to treat her just like that. Do you feel he has such qualities? How much do you earn? Because going by the show, the bottom line was if you have money, you can take the girl. I have given her my back account number - Don't lie Yes, I have. - How many zeros does it have? Come on, tell it. - You know it. Tell me. - It has increased. Okay, Sir. If he has money, he can take me as my father says

. The girl is quite clear. - Yes. She is clear. That's a good trait. - One should be clear. That's how it should be. - Yes. Like Sara is doing 'Love Aaj Kal' Mr. Saif is doing 'Jawani Janeman'. Is that funny? - Yes. He is such handsome guy. - Very handsome. So, when you meet you dad, do you call him dad or dude? I call him 'Abba'. - You call him 'abba'. Mr. Saif is very cute. I love him. We get to hear such funny instances like we heard about Karthik - Yes. where Imtiyaz had told you about this

story in the washroom. So, who was under more pressure, you or him? Is this true? We weren't in the washroom at the same time. Never? - Never. How sweet. Karthik is explaining. Maybe half a time! - What's half? All you must have seen that there is good chemistry in Karthik's movie. Karthik, you do romantic scenes with much conviction. Were you following the director's instructions or was it natural? I am a natural actor. I really appreciate. Sara. - Yes. You are from a royal family. So, Archana

wanted to ask.. - Hey! I had told her.. - Okay. Go ahead. So, she wanted to ask if you ever had lice in your head? Now that's a rich man's question. I did get them while in the school once. There is a comb.. - Yes, lice combs. The fine toothed.. - Fine toothed. Did you get them too? I had lots of them - Lots? It is a house. Even lice want house. We have some questions from the audience. I will ask on their behalf. - Okay. They say if the road is filled with water did you even jump in that? - Yes

. Did you do it? - Though not purposefully but must have done it as a kid. Did you Karthik? - No, the auto splashed it on me. Have you ever eat tamarind outside the school and eat it? Yes, not tamarind but the tamarind candies. I used to get it outside Jamuna Bai. I never went to Jamuna Bai but I used to buy the candies there. So, everyone has done the same pranks. Yes, most might have done it. Did you ever sign your own report cards? I never needed to do that. You are an intelligent girl. - Yes

. I don't know the use but I am intelligent. What about you? - Always. Look they agree. I think such kids are quite talented. because the talent.. - Go ahead. Look, I will take his side. - Yes, that's obvious. God bless you. Did you ever eat gum and struck it somewhere? - Yes. and did you eat it again? - No. I put it on the hair. - On yours? Why would I do that? - Who knows? He can drink petrol! - I won't do that. No one drinks petrol. They smell it. I am asking this just as a joke. One should n

ot put gum on someone's hair. Have you ever tried pushing a torn currency? Many times. I used the cello tape. so the whole thing matches. So, no one notices. - No one notices. If we have a many notes, put it in between Hide it in between. - Yes. I have done it many times. In Punjab, you can do that after 8 p.m. It is dark and no one notices. Yes, dark - Mainly in winters when there is fog. Have you ever played? I would like to ask Sara. Karthik must have played it. Do you know 'stapu'? They play

it like this? Yes. Did you also play it? - Yes. Then we are also royal family. We also play the same games. Sara, what do they call it? - Hopscotch What? You aren't royal family. Hop.. Hopscotch. - I didn't know that I was playing hopscotch. We were playing hopscotch. - Hopscotch. We used to call it 'langdi taang'. - 'Langdi.' We used to call it 'taapu'. Hopscotch. Hopscotch. - It sounds good. Hopscotch. I also enjoy it. It sounds like an indoor game. You cannot guess that you have to draw line

s on the mud and play. Hopscotch. Rich people use such words. - Oh, ho! They make poor games also rich. - Yes. That's true. We made your dad play the tyre game. He did it perfectly. Very good. - Yes. Yes, he beat Kapil in the game. That's not the big deal. - What? Ms. Archana used to play marbles with the boys. Hello, Kapil. Oh, wow! Hello. How are you, Kapil? Hello. How are you? Are you doing good? Oh, my God! The team of 'Love Aaj Kal' is here. Ms. Archana, nobody tells me who comes and goes.

I am also shameless. I check from the window. Hi, Sara. Is everything 'Simmba'? - Yes. A lot. You come here. - Coming. Hi, Kartik. Touch my feet first. My baby. Is everything 'dheeme dheeme'? Come, sit. Well, let me tell you something. - Yes. You're moving fast by singing 'dheeme dheeme'. She is the fourth girl with you here. Aunt.. - Wait till the end of the year. Yes. They are his heroines. He has worked with them. Are they his heroines? I am also talking about the heroines. I have not spoken

about the other topic yet. And whose name's tattoo do you have? What! Let it be. I have got somebody's name tattooed. Show the tattoo to the people. You got a tattoo at this age. What if I got the tattoo done? The one whom I got the tattoo done for is sitting in front of me today. Well, his name is Manish. I used to call him Harsh with love. Look at this. Wow, Kammo! I've told you many times not to come on the show and disturb us. Am I disturbing you? - Yes. I have started disturbing you now. Mr

. Archana, did you hear that? I am disturbing. Kids these days have changed a lot. - Yes. Look whom I am complaining to. She has changed great people. Aunt, why have you come here? My kids have come. I have come to feed them. You serve fruits at 9:30 p.m. I have told you so many times not to serve fruits at night. Take this. My kids have come. Sara, I've seen you doing the household chores. Peel these potatoes quickly. Quickly. Peel the potatoes quickly. I'll put 'Ajwain' and coriander leaves an

d make 'Parathas' for you. Aunt. - Yes. She belongs to the royal family. - No, wait a moment. You are making her peel potatoes. What if she belongs to the royal family? Should I make her peel Aurangzeb? She has lost a lot of weight. Don't you eat well, Sara? And look at Kartik. What have you done to your face? You have got such sharp face. Listen to me. Your face will hurt your friend someday. That is how sharp your face is. Aunt, this is called the jawline. All the heroes.. - Where is yours? I

don't have a jawline. Where is your jawline? Jawline! All the heroes have a jawline. Why don't you have it? Is it expensive? - Why don't you have it? I am not a hero. Stop lying. You were a hero in 'Firangi'. Did anybody watch it? Don't say that. Kittu, all good? - All good. Aunt, stop calling him Kittu. His name is Kartik Aaryan. He may be Kartik Aaryan for the world. He is my Kittu for me. He was a child when Ms. Mala would leave him with me. He was very smart. He would pass urine slowly, slow

ly. I am telling you the truth. Ms. Archana, he was a kid. Two teeth were out. All the girls in the colony would roam like carrots. He was the rabbit. I know everything. Come on, teach me the dance steps first. Has he come here to teach dance? Really? He can teach Deepika at the airport. Can't he teach me at the bus stand? Are you Nora Fatehi to teach you dance? Ask the men who feel 'Saaki Saaki' when they watch my dance. Wait a moment. Oh, my God! My Sara. Look at her. She looks exactly like Am

rita. Yes. Did your mom tell you anything about me? Didn't she tell you? I'll tell you. I am everyone's paternal aunt. But, Sara, I am your maternal aunt. How are you her maternal aunt? Your mom and I studied together in Delhi. Your mom would always tell me where we would be during our young days. She is in Mumbai today and I am in Karol Bagh. Aunt, can't you say something sensible? You always talk nonsense whenever you come. Wait a moment. Let's talk something sensible. Kartik, I had watched yo

ur movie 'Pati Patni Aur Woh'. - Okay. I am also going through the same situation. Who? You never told me that there was another woman between uncle and you. No, there was nobody between uncle and me. In fact, I am the one between Mr. and Mrs. Tiwari. Hey! You know, mom sometimes tells me that I look more like dad than her. Oh, ho! Dr. Manish, what do I say? Shall I tell everyone? Those were the days when Mr. Manish had just become a doctor and he had started practising. What do you mean? - What

do you mean? I had just started falling sick. Oh, wow! It was great fun. He couldn't listen to my heartbeats openly. - Yes. That is why he would put on his headphones and listen to my heartbeats. Headphone. He was not listening to your heartbeats. That is called a checkup. He puts the stethoscope and checks the patients. What! - Yes. I don't know about the checkup. Checkup! Stop talking nonsense. There was magic in Dr. Manish's hands. Oh, God! Ms. Archana, my BP would increase and he would entw

ine his fingers with mine. My BP would decrease. Ms. Mala, close your ears. I want.. I want to say something to Kartik. - Tell me. What do you want to tell him? Let me tell you something, Kartik. It was during the summers. - Okay. I had a stone in my kidney and he had a camp. He also had just got a moustache. I couldn't tell anyone about the stone due to my fear. I was standing in fear. He came from behind and held my stomach. He came close to my neck and whispered this in my ears. 'Kammo!' Kamm

o? Kapil, I felt shy. He told me not to worry. The stone goes out by drinking water. Kartik! What's wrong in that? He just gave an advice. What's the big deal? - The stone got washed out. But the doctor still resides in my heart. Ms. Kammo, it's good that you did not narrate this story earlier. Otherwise, his dad would act in 'Jawaani Jaaneman' and not mine. We got saved. We got saved. Aunt, are you done? Give me the potatoes. Have you peeled them? It's done. - The potatoes have also been peeled

. The potatoes have been peeled. But I want to tell you something. Tell your dad when your mom is not around. Why should I hide? I will tell him in front of everyone. Mr. Manish, I still drink hot water on empty stomach every morning. Hot water on empty stomach. Bye, dear. Bye. I'll make a move. I would like to apologise on her behalf. We don't invite her. She comes on her own. What can we do? Sara, we have an interesting game for both of you. You have to mimic some sounds. Tell me. - You have t

o mimic some sounds. And he will have to guess it. Kartik will have to guess it. Yes. We will judge your chemistry on this basis. Oh, ho! - Yes, come on. Our chemistry is good. - Oh, ho! Come on. Okay. Dog. - Are you mad? What is 'bow bow' then? Goat. - Very good. Oh! - Sara. This animal is Sara. This is not an animal. All the sounds are not of animals. This is a different sound. Camera. - Very good. Sara. You are saying Sara for everything. Come on. Snore. - Very good. Raveena Tandon. Oh! Water

. Tap. From where? Shower. - Yes. Camera. Camera is done, Kartik. - Okay. Camera is done. Door. - Who said it? Very good. Which door makes this sound? It is an old door. - Who guessed it? Was it you? No, the door.. - Yes. His chemistry seems to be better with her. Look at that. I'll show you our chemistry now. Oh, God! What is this? Cold drink. - Yes. Last one. Cooking. Cooker. Cooker. - Yes. - Cooker. He also guessed it. He's your gift. They are bringing my gift. Should I bring him on stage? Ye

s, bring him. - He's scared. Why are you scared? No, Mr. Kartik. She guessed it. Are you telling Ms. Archana? She pressurised him. Didn't you whistle? He's saying that he wants his chemistry with her. The whistle came from somewhere else and not your mouth. Okay. As you all know, 'Love Aaj Kal' is releasing on Valentine's Day. Valentine's Day begins seven days earlier. Rose day, kiss day, hug day. There are many days. - Yes. Our audience may have interesting stories related to Valentine's Day. Y

ou can share your stories with us. Come, Kartik and Sara. - Yes. Please sit. Yes, give the mic to ma'am. Hi, my name is Kiara. Hi. - Hi, Kaira. Welcome. Hi. My birthday is on Valentine's Day. Oh, wow! - Oh! Yes. So, we have my birthday celebration at home and mom thinks she is celebrating Valentine's Day. Okay. - Actually, I am the one who gets pampered more. This happened three years ago. Mom woke up in the morning and she opened the balcony. Okay. - The balcony was filled with white and red ro

ses. Okay. - Mom thought dad has given it. Is your mom seated next to you? - This is my mom. Your mom is actually very beautiful. Thank you. I know. - Welcome, ma'am. Then? But everybody knows that it was for me. You might have had a misunderstanding. Your dad might have got it for her. That's possible. - That is also possible. But the thing is, it is still a mystery. So, we don't know who got what. But both the situations benefitted your dad. Isn't it? - Yes. The daughter thinks it's her birthd

ay celebration. Yes. - The wife thinks it is for her. Hasn't your dad come with you? He has gone to the office. Are you sure? Check if he's decorating somebody's balcony. The matter is.. - Where have you come from? We are from Bombay itself. - Okay. It was a pleasure meeting you. Thank you. - Wow! Did you get married recently? Congratulations to you. How long has it been since your marriage? Please, give her a mic. It's just been 10 days. 10 days? - Yes. So, you came here for a vacation? This wa

s my dream. This was your dream? That's sweet, thank you. Thank you. - Let's ask her husband. I think his dream is something else. Sir, where are you from? I'm from Jaipur, sir. - Jaipur.. Congratulation to you on your wedding. May God bless you. You both look cute together. Thank you. Mr. Kapil, is that her husbands photo on her t-shirt. Where? - It states 'he is mine.' Is it his photo on the t-shirt? 'He is mine.' He is mine. Oh, it's his photo? - It's his photo? Wow.. You.. He used to look li

ke you when he was thin. I didn't want to marry but since he said your name. I got married. Why didn't you get her photo printed on your t-shirt? Sir, I had her photo printed on the t-shirt. In fact, I impressed her using your name. What? My name is Abhay Sharma. I told her that my name is Sharma. She used to address the boys in college as brother. I told her that my name is Kapil Sharma. So, she stopped calling me brother. Then, we started getting to know each other better. On valentine's day I

told her that I will take you to watch 'Kapil Sharma Show' during our honeymoon. How sweet.. Yes.. - Congratulations to you guys. It was nice meeting you. Thank you.. Ms. Archana, behind you.. - Who? A beautiful guest is sitting behind you. I thought Jacqueline Fernandez was sitting in the audience. Oh.. - Actually. Hi, Jacqueline. Hi how are you? - Welcome. Where are you from? London. You understand Hindi? I understand a little bit. My friend here, understands more. She is your friend? - Yes.

And the lady sitting next to you? She is my friend as well. Okay. You have beautiful friends. Are you an Indian? Yes. I'm an Indian. You're an Indian and you don't know Hindi? Which language do you know? I know Punjabi. - She knows Punjabi. You know Punjabi? - Yes. Yes, I know a little. - You should've told me earlier. I've been struggling to speak in English. You look very beautiful. Thank you so much for coming. I'll be coming to London very soon. We are coming to Wembley arena very soon. Oh n

ice, we'll come and watch you. Thank you. I'll give you a pass. Don't buy the ticket. Oh, my God! All right. You just.. - She will give that pass to her husband. No, she is not married. Are you married? - Yes, I am married. You can find the tickets online. Oh, but jokes apart. Welcome.. Welcome. Anybody else who would like to share their story. Yes, sir. You're pretty quick. - Greetings, sir. Greetings. Greetings, ma'am. - Greetings. Greetings.. What is your name? My name is Jagdish Bagora and I

'm from Indore. Jagdish Bagora? - Yes. Have you ran and come from there? I love a girl. Since 8 years. You have got her name tattooed? Yes, sir. I've been in love with her for 8 years. I want to propose her. You think this is a marriage parlour? No, sir. The entire nation watches your show. So.. It's a show of laughter, fun and love. My work will be done because of your show. Propose whole heartedly. I love you! I love you a lot. Be a little romantic. Don't be like donation seekers. Like this..

It feels as though you have come from NGO and you're asking for donations. Be a little romantic. Be romantic like Shahrukh Khan. I love you and I'm going to propose to you on 20th Feb. Run away. Continue.. I'm sorry to interrupt. Sorry, I.. Since I've already got married I have no interest in all this. You continue.. Sir, you please help me. I'm helping you. I've sent the camera man to focus on you. He has not got married yet. But he has come to help you. Say what you feel like saying. Go ahead.

. I love you. I love you a lot. I'm going to propose you on 20th Feb for marriage. So, please don't say no. Yes. Don't reject him. Our best wishes are with you. May your wish come true. Okay, sir. Thank you. This movie is going to release on Valentine's day. We are talking about love. Many people shared their Valentine's story. If there you have love story that you would like to share. Please, go ahead. Yes, sir. Greetings, sir. - Greetings. Greetings.. - Greetings. My name is Kishore Kumar. Kis

hore Kumar. - Amazing.. Where are you from, Mr. Kishore? I'm a resident of Patna, Bihar. Welcome on the show. I worked for the army. I just got retired yesterday. Army? - Is it? Wow.. We all are friends How are you? Welcome.. All your friends are from army? Welcome, sir. - Welcome. When my alliance was fixed in 2006. All right. We don't go to see the girl. Okay. Mom and dad would go and see the girl. Sarah, are you listening? - Yes. They don't go and see the girl. Their mom and dad makes the dec

ision. Then? I was on duty during that time. Okay. When I got home, I somehow managed to get the number. Whose number? His future wife's number. - My future wife's number. Okay. And I started talking to her. - I see. We used to have a little conversation. Later, I thought of turning this into a love story. I see. Then? - Then.. One day, I told her that I would like to meet her. Because my vacation would get over. And I would leave after some days. - I see. She was reluctant at the beginning. She

said that that her family is too strict. Later, she agreed to meet me. - I see. She didn't come out when I reached there. Later, she asked me to come to the terrace. I see. - My friend accompanied me. We went on a bike. I was wearing a helmet. - I see. So that no one could recognise me. - I see. She came to the terrace. She moved few steps ahead. After that, she started running. - Why? Because her mom came from behind. Your story is so cute. Thank you for sharing your story with us. Thank you,

sir. - Thank you very much. Any other friend.. Yes, sir. Hello, Mr. Kapil. - Hello. My name is Ankit. Ankit Soni. I am from Chhindwara, Madhya Pradesh. Ankit Soni. - Yes. - Welcome to Sony. My story is.. I came to Pune in 2009 to pursue my MBA. - I see. So.. She is my wife. Greetings. Welcome to our show. We came to pursue MBA. - I see. We just took our admission. Both girls and boys had the same hostel. Where is it? No, our floors were different. Even I want to pursue MBA. I see. Then? Swine fl

u broke out in Pune during that period. Oh.. - Oh.. Actually, what happened.. - Tragedy from romance.. Then? There were 30 students on our batch. And there were only 3 girls. - Sad. She developed swine flu. - I see. Among 3 girls, one developed swine flu. - Exactly. I see. - I thought that only one girl was decent looking. And she developed swine flu. So I.. I wouldn't let anything happen to her. I would save her life. 'I wouldn't let anything happen to her.' I left no stone unturned. I called t

he doctor. I took care of her. I gave her medicines on time. Food and other things.. - Wow! After that, I felt that we could have a chemistry between us. Did you fall in love with each other? Or did she get married to you in return of your service? Sir, he took good care of me. So I was impressed with him. Very good. - He is a genuine person. After that.. - No, it's good. Husband cum servant.. No.. - When did you get married? It took 7 years to convince parents. - I see. Things didn't work initi

ally. She was not convince. I see. Even she was not convinced. Yes, she is aggressive in nature. So.. Whenever I thought of proposing her I feared that she would slap me. - I see. I thought of going step by step. - Yes. What I did.. She is fond of tea. I got to know about this. - I see. I used to prepare tea at night and asked her to come to the terrace. I used to serve her tea. - Wow! Sometimes.. At the time of exam I used to prepare notes. Once I asked her to come to the terrace at 12 midnight

. I told her that I made a deal with management and brought the question paper for her. She.. Oh, God! - You are spilling the beans. Don't take the name of the college. I see. After that? So I put a lot of efforts. Finally, our parents agreed after 7 years. When they agreed, I immediately took a flight and reached Ajmer. - I see. Finally, both our parents agreed and we are happy now. It's a lovely story. - Thank you. - Nice. Thank you. Thank you for sharing your story with us. Kartik, Sara. - Ye

s, sir. We talked a lot to both of you. - Yes. But our audience has made some allegations against you. I see. They want you to defend yourselves in 'Top Ki Adaalat'. We will set up a court here. - Okay. And you will be tried in this court. Are you guys ready? We don't have an option. There is.. Okay, let's proceed. Order! Order! Order! All the characters and this court are fake except both of them. I, Bhoori, the judge of this court greet Kartik Aryaan, Sara Ali Khan and all our viewers. 'Istaqb

al. - 'Istaqbal?' This is 'Top Ki Adaalat'. This is not a poetry festival. Mind your own business putting on this cheap makeup. Let's start the proceeding of the court. Great! What have you gained ruining someone's life? What have you gained by forcing him to stay home? Poor guy! He used to keep smiling. You have forced him to stay home. Whom are you talking to? - I am talking to them. This is a remote. Oh, my God! Sara Ali Khan. - Hi. You are so cute! I feel like becoming a teddy bear You hug m

e and upload the photo on Instagram. Make me viral. I like that. Shall I tell you something? My romantic soul is feeling suffocated inside. There is only a little romance left inside me. Save that. Take me on a vacation. You enjoy scuba diving. I will go for fishing. Mr. Arora, you are wasting the court's time. For the past three years, you have been wasting Sony TV's time, money, and costumes. Did I say anything to you? If the money spent on you was spent on him then he would've looked like Nor

a Fatehi. Why are you laughing? I suspend you right now. She can't tolerate the new artists making improvement. Keep this. I am leaving. Now you be the court attender. Come here. Excuse me! This is a court and not anyone's house where you can make anyone the judge and make the judge be the court attender. Got a point. For arguing with the judge, you are being sentenced to run a 'Pani Puri' stall in Juhu beach. What kind of a punishment is that? A tangy one. I have been craving some tangy food fo

r many days now. I fear that I will become a mother. Oh, God! Come, let's start the proceedings. I am the judge. It feels good sitting here. The lawyer from the opposition, step forward. This is the hand of a labourer. You brought the labourer's hand again. He has to do his work. Give him his hand back. You yell so much.. - He took my hand so I brought his. It can melt iron and change its shape. I have a question for you. When you melt the iron and change its shape, can you change it back to iro

n if you don't like it? It's just a question, my Lord. You are very funny. - I thought you were vomiting. First of all, I am accusing Sara Ali Khan. Oh. You are very cute. But you are not as cute.. What? - I mean, you are not as cute as you pretend to be. That's what I am trying to say. He's trying. - Then she is accusing you of trying to look like humans. He isn't an actual human being. He is a devil. Oh! - And let me tell you that being evil is prohibited here. - Oh God! Hey! - Hey.. If you ye

ll like that, I will wet my pants. I don't care. Let it happen if it happens. You are not focusing on the case. My case has Sara's attention. Let me tell you something, Sara. - Yes, please. I am the judge to these people. - Okay. To you, I am a boyfriend. You are a judge. What kind of things are you saying? All right. If women can judge their boyfriends then why can't they make a judge their boyfriend? This is open end and shirt case. Hey! You cannot flirt like this in the court. You can break w

ind in a crowded court room. But I am not allowed to flirt. This is the open and fart case, Your Honour. Oh my God! - Sara. Yes. - You cannot hide the crimes behind your cute smile. You will definitely be punished. Let's see who saves you. I will save Sara, you fool. - No one's saving me. Tell me where to go? I am Anil Kapoor. I might reach LA if you don't tell me. I see. So you are going to fight against Sara. Hey, you 'Himachali Momos' looking guy. You look like a shed for buffaloes. You will

look like a food stall if you go to the market. And you look like a fete going on in a big village. I have one too. You look like the Bengali saint's apprentice. Take a break. Okay, the pleasure is all mine.. - Hold on a minute. Who fights such cases in a court? Great! This lady can speak too. This lady.. - Wow! You know what? I have dealt with better people than you. Acting smart. What? Anyone can deal with them. If you are not a coward.. Sorry. If you have the courage, then let me see you quit

dancing. Like I have been trying to tell you for a long time. Damini is innocent. Let her go. Mr. Thakraal has fooled the court. Considering this nonsense.. I acquit Mr. Malhotra of all charges. Judge, who is Mr. Malhotra? Where is your mother Damini then? Where is Malhotra? Don't I get the chance? You know.. You're cheating! I don't play with cheaters. This is cheating. Hold on. Wait. Before we start the proceedings I want to tell my talented colleague that I've never lost a case in my life. I

'd like to tell my talented colleague that that I have never, in my life fought a case. What do you mean? Anyway, forget it. I'd like to start by presenting a few documents. I'd like to present some 'non-veg documents' in the case. What do you mean by 'non-veg documents'? Well, if can present some documents why can't I present some non-veg? What are you trying to do here? You've got 'non-veg documents'. I don't care. But my documents were always 'veg' they are 'veg' and they always will be. Hey,

you. Stop blabbering about 'veg', you fool. You're talking nonsense. No matter how much rubbish you talk Sara and I are going to win this case. Can I tell you something? - Yes. I can help you win this case. I know the judge you see. Wait a minute. You are the judge. Yes, well.. I know myself. And let me tell you a secret. Yes. - Okay. I watch myself naked every day. And I'd like to appeal to 'Sony TV' that I should be given 'Z Plus' security while changing. I want to appeal to 'Sony TV' that th

ey give us a proper judge. Please. - Hey! Old woman. I'm going to smack you with this hammer. Don't try to.. Get out! Go stand in front of the brass band. I'm tired of you. - Excuse me, Sir! I've got tons of pending cases. Let me drink some water without your nonsense. You may proceed. My next allegation is that Sara Ali Khan has been observed to leave her house in a dress even though she knows how much I like girls in dress. First of all, you can't come to Mumbai because of the way you sang. Yo

u're not allowed to even go your home! My Lord.. - Find a nice big hole and sit inside it. I'll have a truck go over it. My Lord, you saw this bear going crazy in the film city. I thought you were just impersonating Anil Kapoor badly. You sing so badly too. You can't come to Mumbai but you can you were better than him. Lawyers, Judge, this isn't 'Indian Idol'! You've been standing idle for so long. Here, pick lice from this. - Oh, God! And leave the big ones. Judge, my healthy friend.. Healthy f

riend.. He's idle.. - He has accused Sara.. - Okay.. ...that she wears dresses. - Yes. I have a few pictures I'd like to present in the court. Go ahead. Oh! Sara Ali Khan's Instagram account. Now this is glamour. Look! You haven't seen me when I'm glamorous. She uploaded a picture of her in a bikini on social media the other day. In a bikini? - The picture was so bad that the bikini stopped selling. Look, you're getting personal now. She uploaded another picture that day with a caption of, 'Chil

ling in Maldives'. People of Maldives commented, 'We don't have a hand in this'. I'll beat you up if you mess with me. 'Katia, this a labour's hand!' - Return it! A labour's hand.. Bring your own hand! He's got a labour's hand, hair of a witch.. God knows.. 'I melt iron and change its shape!' I've been hearing this for 50 years! 'I melt iron and change its shape..' Here, take this rod of iron.. Change its shape. I was a lock for a door. Make it. Do it. Kartik, my bathroom doesn't have a lock. Ok

ay.. Whenever people see me inside, they make fun of me. Oh, my God! This is an open bathroom case! Sara, I dismiss your case and you're punished with death penalty. Very good.. - What the heck are you saying? I'm breaking the pen's nib. You're going to die. You can't punish the lawyer with death penalty. The nib didn't break. You're saved. You don't want death penalty? - I don't. Well, give it to him then. I haven't been able to sell even any death penalty today. Be the first customer.. I made

you Anil Kapoor. Anil.. - Am I mimicking him properly? My Lord, focus on the case. - Just a minute, who's my lord? You are. - Am I the judge or my lord? You're the judge! He's calling me my lord! That's what lawyers call the judge. You witch! Don't confuse me. I'm being called judge and my lord.. What the.. Love! My next allegation is against Kartik Aryan. In the original film 'Love Aaj Kal' was starred by Saif Ali Khan and you're in its reboot. You took the film from Saif Ali Khan! Look here, y

ou puffed bread! What the heck have you been saying! You're just accusing the two of them! I did.. - Bring the man who accused them here! Wow.. Oh, God! Will you hit him first or should I do it? You beat him. You're mimicking Saif Ali Khan so badly that you should just start begging. You'll at least get something to eat. Don't you come at me barking for my acting. I'll have to throw you a biscuit. Wow! Sara is here! Hi, Sara. I'm a big fan of yours. Big fan? How are you? Look, you're wearing a w

ig for Sanjay Dutt.. She's from a family of nawabs and you're from a family of beggars. Don't you dare call yourself her fan! Why do you care what family I'm from? People like him can't be handled like that. Sara, I watched the trailer of your film. It was amazing! I could only say one thing. - What is it? - Wow.. Wow.. First, go and relieve yourself. Kartik, I've got a request to you as a friend. Okay.. - If she proves worthless get me a boiler in exchange of these two. Do you want to say anyth

ing? I never complained even when you made me a woman. Do you think I'd say anything now? Wow! Change your gender from him at low rates! I'll tell you what? Put your hand on this and swear to act only like Saif. And you swear to act like Anil Kapoor and not dance like Govinda! That's right. So what? I copy my uncle. What do you have against that? My Lord, I want to tell you that Kartik Aryan has stolen my film. Oh! - I'll believe you. - Okay. Just speak in Saif Ali Khan's voice. It's not like he

's accurately mimicking Shah Rukh Khan's voice. Hey! - Look.. - If you don't believe me, you can ask Chunkey Pandey over there. Look here! I'm Anil Kapoor! You tell him, Mr. Amrish Puri! Hey, Ashraf Ali.. Shut up! Wow.. Oh, God.. - What's going on.. If Taimur sees you mimicking Saif so badly he'll have you thrashed by his nanny. Sara.. You guys are just speaking nonsense. I request to everyone watching this channel.. I'm going to some other channel. Changing channels doesn't do anything. I came

from that channel. This is all you have. I take my statement back. - That's good. A couple are yet to come. - No! No one else will be coming. We already have a lot of people here. Rather, a couple of you have to go. All right, there's the door. Get out! - Get out.. You seem like you're having fun. I'll thrash you if you laugh at me! Wow.. - Oh, God! I'll thrash you if you say 'wow' again. I'll thrash you if you laugh! Wow! You can try! - Wow.. Wow.. - Hey.. Wow.. - Hey.. Wow.. - Hey.. - I hurt m

y leg.. Who made this! Looking at their animalistic behaviour, I request Sony Set.. They to be in a zoo. Zoo.. - My inner animal has been awaken as well. If anyone makes any weird sounds again I'll stab you with this! Sara.. - Wow.. - You.. That fell.. I'm pronouncing the judgement. - Okay.. Sara. - Okay. - You're free. So I'm going to Goa with you. Come on. The court proceedings end now. Please keep on giving you love to our favourite show 'Kapil Sharma Show'. - Thank you.. Keep smiling and lau

ghing, keep your surroundings clean and keep watching 'The Kapil Sharma Show'. - Wow!