Shit. I really needed that douche. Holy shit, we're actually here!
Come on, Barry, you're missing it, man! Dude, get in on this shit. God, what have I done? Frank needed
my help, but I wasn't there for him. After all the times he stood up for me,
you know. God, I'm such a fearful coward. He'll never forgive me.
I'll never forgive me. Look, Barry, the only way
to respectfully honor Frank... ...is to completely forget about him. And, hey, for all we know, he's okay. He's probably headed back to ou
r aisle
and he'll be here tomorrow. Just act happy. Ignore your feelings. Come on, let's see that smile. I see that lip curling up. Oh, there you go! Yeah. Yeah, you're right.
We're in the Great Be-frigging-yond. Get ready, boys! We's about to fills
what we need to fills. Feel that breeze. -Carl, do you feel that?
-This feels amazing. Oh, yeah. We're out of the package. It's beautiful, man. It's just beautiful! I'm crying!
I'm crying because it's so pretty here! Stretch your legs with me, Carl.
Just do it, man. Oh, yes! Yes!
I'm the first to enter eternity! Potato! Way to go, buddy!
That's my guy! Being bathed by the hands of a god! Oh, Danny boy
The pipes, the pipes are call Oh, Jesus fuck! Oh, God! Me skin! -She's peeling me fucking skin!
-What the fuck?! Jesus, you fucking whore! Me eyes! They burn! No! Please, no! I have got a famiglia! No! No! Cheese! You don't deserve that! Oh, no! No! For the love of shit, run! Whoops! I want my mommy! They're eating children! Fucking children!
We gotta run! We're all gonna die! Barry! Snap the fuck out of it and run! Okay, little buddy. Jump on the count of three. One! Two! Thre-- Carl? "Gar babar" what?
What are you saying, Carl? Oh, God. No! No! Oh, God! Carl! Carl! Barry! Carl! Dear sweet Carl. What have they done to you, Carl? No! No! No. No. No!
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This lady had a lot going on in the kitchen. She was making nachos, sandwiches, hotdogs, putting out a bowl of baby carrots, opening wine- like she was setting up snacks and meals for a whole crew lol.
imagine if the movie was family friendly up until this point... greatest twist of cinema history
I like how the lady opened the pack of hotdogs and just poured them on the counter without getting a plate or anything
You really got to give Carl credit here. Despite his attitude, he looked out for Barry till his end. Pretty sure that gibberish pain he was spitting out was him telling Barry to jump.
Woman:”How the hell did those two sausages get to the window?”
She’s definitely a Pixar mom
2:28 that slap was PERSONAL 💀💀💀
1:57 one of the better deaths. Still brutal, but it beats the "getting skinned and then boiled alive."
In all seriousness I think it’s pretty sweet how Carl’s last word was “Barry”
This is genuinely pretty brutal not gonna lie, barely any blood and guts in this movie yet its still violent as hell.
My parents are very old school and somewhat sensitive to new stuff kind of people. They like old tv shows and western movies and old action movies etc... Them being both 60+ years old and to come home to see them watching this movie was the biggest jaw drop I ever had. I couldn't believe it. but knowing what they were in for was hilarious to me. Along with watching the movie again but with them. I've never seen them laugh so much in my life. This movie gave me a great time with family so it's a 10/10 for me personally.
1:29 And the horror begins.
I have no idea if i should laughing my ass off or be scared
The first 4 seconds and I'm like cmon you still think it's a kids movie?
Am I the only one who hated seeing Carl die? He was so supportive of Barry, even when the rest of the sausages bullied him for his deformity, and helped cheer him up here.
(2:18)😂😂😂😂 the line delivery is amazing
See vegans, plants have feeling too!!!
Saw this in the theaters when it first came out. A mom and her 8 year old son was in the theater in front of me. She didn't know it was a rated R movie. So when the hotdogs started cussing she gasped but started laughing at every joke. It was kinda sweet, thinking that she hasn't heard adult humor in a long time lol.
At least the wine bottle had a moment of bliss before being taken out 🤣
“If it’s animated then it’s clearly meant for children.” *Laughs in Evangelion*