The Kolly-Bolly Crossover | Ep 266 | The Kapil Sharma Show | New Full Episode

[music playing] [cheering] Yay! [music playing] Thank you! I haven't slept all night because I'm coming all the way from Toronto. But, your love and energy have refreshed me. Thank you, guys! Archana, have you heard about PS1? Of course, it's a video game. Which world are you in, Kappu? You're talking about PS1. We have PS5 now. Get out of games and gambling. PS1 is Mani Ratnam's pan-India film. Let's hear it! [cheering] And today, the actors in PS1 are with us. Let's invite them with a round of

applause. Please welcome Mr Vikram. I welcome all of you. And they are all looking so pretty. It seems like Diwali is here. I was wondering if you will come in your royal costumes. Wearing all the jewellery. Archana had a scheme in place. When Vikram comes, I will congratulate him on his movie and he will give me his necklace. Do you know that Mani Ratnam was supposed to come too? He got scared of Archana. If I go and she takes the jewel from my name what will I do with the rest of it? Jokes ap

art. Welcome! [cheering] Vikram, you look so dashing as always. - Thank you. - I mean... - you all are looking lovely. - Thank you. When "Aparichit" was released he became famous all over India. When you were shooting for "Aparichit" did it strike you that you will be invited to the Kapil Sharma Show? No, Sir. In fact my first thought was to become a big star. But, I decided to get on the Kapil Sharma Show. - Sir, love you. - In my... In my eighth standard it was in 1976 or something. You were n

ot born, right? It was already decided back then that I will have to go to the Kapil Sharma Show. - Trisha, how are you? - I'm good. - Thank you. - When a beautiful actress is here I forget what I was going to say. - So cute. - You both look so pretty. [laughs] Thank you, Kapil. Were you always so pretty? - Or did you do a diploma in it? - You... It's happiness and genes. That's it. My eyes are sparkling looking at her. Sobhita, she's very tall. She is a model and a great actress. In 2014, she w

as a part of a calendar shoot and it's 2022, but our guitarist Dinesh he has still kept that calendar safely. Give him a flying kiss which is his payment for today. He will go home. Let me tell you that it's a big film with a budget of 500 crores. - Wow! - It has a big star cast. I've seen that when a common man donates a fan worth 500 rupees... [laughs] ...they get their grandfather's name inscribed on it along with the name of the village. They don't even let it run on full speed so that you c

an read his grandfather's name. You made such a big film and named it PS1. Why, Sir? Because it's like pan-India. The original name - is "Ponniyin Selvan." - "Ponniyin Selvan." Just try saying it once. "Ponniyin Selvan." [laughs] "Ponniyin Selvan." "Ponnyan Selvan." "Ponniyin Selvan." "Ponniyin Selvan" with schezwan sauce. It's actually good. [laughs] I mean... PS1 is good. Yes, it's better, isn't it? - Jayam Sir. - Yes. Can you understand my Hindi? [laughs] I love your Hindi, Sir. [laughs] If y

ou want, I can speak English also. - No. - No, Sir. Did you say no? [laughs] After that, it's up to you if you will understand or not. Okay, I Googled and found that Vikram's full name is Kennedy John Victor. Sir, did you get a big cheque in the name of Vikram that you erased the rest. I just cut it off because I am called Kenny at home. So, VI in Vikram stands for my dad - Vinod. - Okay. K is for Kenny. RA is my mother's name, Rajeshwari. - Wow. - I'm an Aries, so I'm a ram. So, Vikram. - Oh, S

ir. Same here. Aries. - Oh nice! - I think... - Look. Aries are very talented. No wonder. May God bless us. Sir, how does it feel? You have beautiful women on both sides. [laughs] It's really nice. I don't want this show to get over. - You keep talking. - There's Aishwarya Rai in the film. - Yes. - She's there too. So, surrounded by... He's married, right? Yeah. Tell us more, Sir. [laughs] Nothing. But I want to tell you, apart from the jokes that we all are so happy to be here, Kapil. - Sir, pl

easure. - In fact, when they told us about going to Mumbai. The first thing I said was can we go to the Kapil Sharma Show? Can you please talk to him? - Thank you. - I didn't say any other show. This is the only show we're doing. - Thank you, Sir. - Because... Pleasure having you guys. It is... In all our houses wife our wives are your fans. And all of us, we are forced to watch and then we see it and fall in love. - Thank you. - We are prompted. For me, it's a big thing. It's like really helpfu

l because whenever my wife is angry or money didn't come this time and blah blah. Or why you're doing this? Then suddenly your show comes up and we watch it and decide to talk about it tomorrow. I'm like, so happy. Thank you very much. You've increased our market rating. You've given us so many compliments. I can say something better. - Oh. - So when they told me that PS is going to be promoted on the Kapil Sharma Show I just told them that my Hindi is weak. So, is it okay? A hundred people told

me how can you not be part of the Kapil Sharma Show? - It's the number one show in India. - Oh, thank you. And everyone was like, you have to be on it. - Absolutely. - It's my small request to the channel. All that Trisha and Vikram just said please snip that, put it in a loop and promote it. True story. [chuckles] Is it true that your nickname is Honey? Yes. My father used to call me that. But, now my nickname is Trash. - Huh? - Trash. Why would you advertise this fact, Trisha? I don't know. E

verybody just started calling me - Trash. - She's always into trash talk. [laughs] Honey is such a sweet name. It suits her, isn't it? Nobody calls me Honey anymore. - It's just Trash. - Staring at you can give diabetes. [laughs] I'll make it Honey for you, Mr Kapil. - Oh. - Don't address me so formally. [cheering] Jayam's debut film was called "Jayam." Then he added it to his name and became Jayam Ravi. Sir, if the name of your film was "Laddoo" - "Laddoo" Ravi. - then would you have become "La

ddoo" Ravi? - You are very sweet. - Jayam means victory. - Okay. - It just got added to my name. Ravi is common in India. So Jayam got added gradually. And victory came to me. Wow. - Kapil. - Yes, Sir. Firstly, I would like to tell you that I'm not here for promotions. - I'm here to meet you. - Thank you, Sir. It's an honour. Because so many people are there in India. You entertain everybody and give them joy. This is equal to divinity. - Kapil, all the best to you. - Wow. God is making me do it

. There's another film of Vikram called "I." When we watched it there's a great scene in it where before a fight his shoelaces come off and he just moves his feet - and it gets tied. - Yeah. After watching that scene, our drummer, Pandey tried it with his pyjamas. I don't know how he moved his stomach that his pyjamas didn't get tied and it came off instead. [music playing] Has any fan ever asked you to tie it that way? Many fans at home did that. - That's why. - Now all my shoes are like this.

I did that and the lace went inside. So, you can try that with pyjamas. [laughs] Ha! - Karthi, when... - Yeah. ...you have scenes in larger-than-life films. There is one bullet that kills four people. - Yes. - You stomp and ten people fly. Do you ever argue with the director that you're well-versed with Physics? Does the director ask you not to go with the logic but the magic? - Ha! - Does that happen? See, we are used to watching Rajni Sir's films. - Wow. - Only Rajni Sir can do all that. - Wow

! - We keep a limit. We believe it too. Rajni Sir shoots and ten people will die. If I shoot, two is enough. - [laughs] - So, I don't want ten. This is my question to all of you. Have you ever felt that a scene is not your conviction as an actor? You would've played it for the sake of the director. But, you must've received appreciation for it later. Without conviction, I can't do anything. - Okay. - Whatever it is I'm straightforward about it that I can't go ahead. So, sorry. I will do whatever

I can. Sir, when I saw you in the trailer you were so different and you're so sweet in reality. Don't let that fool you. I think he's here to sell an insurance policy. [laughs] Trisha, Sobhita, you are both queens in the film. Your jewellery looks brilliant. Do you ask the producer for real ones? - It is original. - Everything from head to toe even the hair pieces were original. So there must be a person from the production who - checks it every evening. - Outside... A bodyguard - for the jewel

lery, not us. - For the jewellery each actor had four bodyguards. - Oh, wow! - So, we couldn't even like... And normally after a shoot if you like a costume, we'll say this pant is good, we'll take it. That's why they had the bodyguards. Where will you take the iron armour that you've worn? We can't take any of those. I don't want to take it. It's forty kilos. - Who can wear it? - Who wants to wear it around? Okay, this was shot in 120 days. You all are great actors. When a person gets into the

character and you returned home after 120 days were you normal, or were you behaving royally at home? [laughs] Did you do that? A person gets into the character. Ravi had that problem. Mani Sir called him and said feel like a prince. The next 60 days even in the house, you should be like the prince. - Six months. - Six months. He started like that... [claps] First, he got slapped and then slowly it settled down. Not so much. Just this. Just to call for - a coffee. - Whom did you call? Wife. [lau

ghs] No king dares so much. I don't risk so much. [laughs] [clapping] I will get a slap. His wife started doing it. He just copied the wife. She becomes the queen. Prithvi, Ravi. [claps] [laughs] It's good so we do this. I don't go to that room. I remain on the side of the kitchen. And this happens there. Sir told me to feel this character for six months. And wherever you see the dam built is yours. I go to my terrace and see that all the buildings are mine. [laughs] So, all this has helped to g

et into the skin of the character. Mani Sir is a master. Whatever he says, we just have to follow that. [cheering] A lot of things crop up in my mind. Whenever I think of the kings I'm sure that they couldn't eat tobacco. I've never seen a king chew on tobacco. If while sifting it, the soldier comes. Yes, King. No, Nothing. I am just... [laughs] [laughs] [laughs] But, one thing I'm very glad that I'm enjoying your jokes. Because I watch so many Hindi films. I'm able to follow what you're saying.

- I'm surprised. - Wow. I'm impressed with myself. [laughs] He is praising himself. [music playing] But pulling off such deadly stunts that too in a 'dhoti' and under heavy armour. Did you trip over your 'dhoti' while performing those stunts? [laughs] Ask us when it didn't happen. The action scenes are difficult. During action scenes the maximum people that got shouted at by me are the costume people. Because half the time, my knife goes into my clothes. I tear it myself. I said my villain is n

ot anywhere around. My villain is my 'dhoti.' Nobody else. [laughs] [clapping] Oh! You're galloping on the horse and the 'dhoti' gets pulled off. You will be asked to get ready and go for war later. [music playing] VFX has improved so much that in a horse riding scene if a hero and heroine are sitting pretending to ride it. The VFX adds the horse beneath. Did you take the help of VFX? You learnt horse riding, isn't it? Original horses. - Wow. - Yeah. I didn't have horse riding. - But on the elep

hant... - Elephant. ...we had a little bit of sitting on the elephant because she's a princess. So in every scene, she enters in a carriage on an elephant. - Okay. - So it's I mean for that part, our jobs were easier. But the guys really went through... Wow. [clapping] There was a scene where I had to climb on an elephant. He was trying to help me and just threw me on it. [laughs] Little push. Because he helped me a couple of times because I was grabbing the ears, putting my feet on its trunk so

I was afraid of hurting the elephant. He helped me twice and later he tried to speed me up and threw me. Do you think you can hurt the elephant? [laughs] I mean the elephant is a huge creature. When you sit on an elephant didn't it keep turning around to see you? [laughs] Once. - Huh? - Once. And The entire carriage turned around. We were moving. - So, it's a little... - Elephants are clever. - They flirt a lot. - They are... I think it was a male elephant. - Ah. - I think that's why it was doi

ng quite a bit of a dance when I was sitting on it. Had guys sat on it, it would've moved forward and not bothered. When girls sit, the elephant turns around. [laughs] Sir, let's play a game. You will have a headphone on your ears. - There will be loud music playing. - Okay. You will have to guess what I'm saying. Okay. - Okay. - Okay? Please bring it quickly. - You don't see. - Oh, okay. You have to look straight. The monkey wore a diaper and Bahubali got hyper. [laughs] What? I'm already laugh

ing. Oh my! The monkey wore a diaper and Bahubali got hyper. Oh. Okay, we will play one more. One line. The line was where did the dog go? Find it. Hey, Rascal, mind it. - Oh. - But you all played well. You guys were looking so cute. Please come, Sir. We have a segment on our show where we pick pictures of celebrities from Instagram. Indians have become very creative. - They comment a lot. - Oh. We only pick the funny ones. Here are a few pictures. We have selected them. We will show you the com

ments of your fans. Please. Please show it. Sobhita had posted a picture. How much does this cost? [laughs] Let's read the comments. Were they abuses? - They have blurred it. - You called him brother. He will surely increase the rate now. [laughs] Someone has written that why are you asking for the price? I will put a garland around your neck if you want. Oh! Woah! Let's read more. Wow, Vikram. This is a brilliant photo and attitude. Did you use a filter or use specs like that? It's a filter. Yo

u're such a big celebrity. Do you do this too? [laughs] I thought only we do this. Show us the comments. Looking at the fire in the specs it feels like you're standing in front of the oven... [laughs] ...and asking for three plates of chicken. [laughs] Oh no! Thank you. Someone has written that in front of female fans he's hiding his ring finger. Oh. The specs belong to Anu Malik and he set this on fire too. He set it on fire! [laughs] Sir, take off the specs. Your eyebrow will burn. [laughs] Sh

ow us more. - Oh, Trisha. - Say hi to my boo. [laughs] The sky is your limit. Wow. Beautiful picture. The horses keep their face straight while clicking pictures with girls else they turn their face for guys. [laughs] Show us more. Even the horse is standing on one leg for you. Oh! Sharing the OTP with the horse before the ride. [laughs] Show us more. Oh. [laughs] Tamarind tree. - This... - Tree. Is this the name of the tree? - Yeah. - Which I had tried to... - Tamarind. - ...all through my chil

dhood. Finally, I have done it. Show us the comments. They are not ripe yet. As soon as he ripens, he shall fall off the tree. [laughs] There is only one risk while doing such stunts. The coins fall out of the pocket. [laughs] He is hanging like a bat and I hope he doesn't act like a pigeon. [laughs] Please show us more. [laughing] Look! 'I too lived on a tree for seven days to escape my wife.' [laughing] [clapping] Amazing! 'A bird could mistake you for a nest.' [laughing] [clapping] Too good!

[laughing] Oh! [laughing] [clapping] 'You don't get it by staring.' 'You don't get it by wishing.' 'You don't get it by hoping. You don't get it all easy.' Oh, my! Sir, too much English! [laughing] Let's read the comments. Designer! - He's a good costume designer. - Yes! 'The position of his legs makes him look confused' 'whether he wants to move forward or left.' [laughing] [clapping] 'Sir, is it really a Superman pose' 'or you're holding on to loose underwear?' [laughing] [clapping] Actually,

it's an underwear pose! [laughing] Please show us more. 'It seems a bull is waiting outside his house.' 'He'll only go out after it leaves.' [laughing] [clapping] It attacks red colour, you know. 'Now, I can also say' 'that I know Chiyaan since he roamed around only in underwear.' [laughing] [clapping] Show us more. Trisha posted this photo. 'A wise man once said, get a job' 'you don't need a vacation from. So I did.' '- And I'm still vacation...' - Vacationing! Wow! So you completed 19 years in

the industry! Wow! - Awesome! - Thank you! [clapping] [cheering] [clapping] Trisha, were you just two years old when you entered the film industry? Aw! [laughing] I love you for saying that, Kapil! Please don't say I love you to me. Otherwise, I'll stalk you. [laughing] [clapping] [laughing] [clapping] Please show us the comments below. 'Girls reveal the number of years completed in a job.' 'But they never reveal their age.' [laughing] 'She'll eat a small piece of the cake.' 'But the people sta

nding at the back will finish the whole cake.' [laughing] [clapping] Please show us more. - It's scary, right? - Yes! I know! It's like... 'I too used to buy a three-tired cake for my girlfriend.' 'Later on, I had to sell off two floors of my house.' [laughing] [clapping] 'Now I live on the ground floor.' Please show us more. - Aw! Sweet! - '- Happy forever to us!' 'Thanks to everyone for the love and wishes. God bless!' - Wow! - My wife! Nice picture, sir! [clapping] Please show us the comments

. 'A man could be a superstar, ' 'but he's always under his wife's control.' [laughing] [laughing] [clapping] [laughing] [clapping] [laughing] 'A wife could appear to be looking in a different direction, ' 'but she keeps an eye on her husband.' Ah! True! 'Sir, you look so serious.' 'It seems you have been married for several years.' [laughing] [clapping] Show us more! Woo-hoo! 'A helicopter and the cop from hell.' Wow! Nice picture, sir! Please show us the comments. I'm scared again. [laughing]

'He'll give a powerful push to the blades and the helicopter will fly.' [laughing] [clapping] 'Vikram arguing for parking!' [laughing] [clapping] 'Other people steal kites, but he stole a helicopter.' [laughing] [clapping] 'When the producer says "I'll lend a helicopter, but you must refuel it." [laughing] Please show us more. 'Counting my blessings.' 'Eleven for 96!' Wow! So many awards! Not so modest moment! Please show us the comments below. 'There seems to be some space left in your open arm

s.' 'Can I get a place there?' [laughing] [clapping] Okay! Somebody replied to him. 'There's a lot of space in the Central Jail. You may go there.' [laughing] [clapping] Please show us more. Is it over? Thank you! [clapping] [drums beating] [clapping] Oh my God! So many people! All of them look beautiful like me. May the evil eye is warded off me. Let me introduce myself. I'm Pushpa. - Hi, Pushpa! - I'm not fire, my surname is Nair! [laughing] [clapping] - Pushpa Nair! - Pushpa used to smuggle s

andalwood, right? She's a nurse who steals patients' fruits and sells them at discount. [chuckling] [clapping] He's joking. He's the most humorous person in our locality. How are all of you? Such reputed guests are here. Didn't you offer them lunch? I made 'idlis', especially for you. I also made chutney and 'sambhar'. Please help yourself. Did you see the trailer of their movie? It was awesome! After watching the trailer I had goosebumps on my face as well as my body. [laughing] Honestly! What

grew on your face is called a beard and not goosebumps! Sir, she is an assembled lady. She isn't original. Okay! It takes two hours to convert 'him' into 'her'. [laughing] Oh my God! 'God oh my!' 'My God, oh!' Oh! I can't put in words my craziness for you as a fan. I'm elated to see you. I'll also introduce myself. I'm Gudiya, the laundress. I don't deal with anyone whose clothes are not dirty. [cheering] [clapping] If your clothes aren't dirty, we can't be flirty. Ah! [laughing] Their clothes a

re clean. Their clothes aren't dirty, so you aren't needed here. - Please get going. - No... Hold on, please! Their clothes aren't dirty for now. But the way Karthi is staring at me... Woo-hoo! [laughing] Maybe his clothes will be stained with lipstick after some time. Oh! There's a possibility. I wish he... I wish he becomes my partner. [cheering] [clapping] Hey, miss! You may eye those people. But please don't try to flirt with Jayam Ravi. I want to flirt... Alright! I won't eye them. I'm watc

hing you. What have you brought? You brought 'idlis' and 'vada'. They eat them all the time. They eat it regularly. You should have served other varieties of food. Sir, look what I brought for you. It's... Here you are! You see, it's 'litti' and this is 'chokha'. 'Litti-chokha'! Okay? It came all the way from Bihar. It's a speciality. 'Litti' is eaten along with 'chokha'. I'll explain to you how to prepare 'chokha'. There's a potato and an eggplant. Both of them fall in love with each other. Yes

! [laughing] [laughing] [clapping] Then a tomato comes and makes it a love triangle. Oh, my! They squabble! There's a war! After that, delicious 'chokha' is ready. [cheering] [clapping] - It tastes very good. - Hey! Don't talk nonsense! I served them 'idlis'. Why did you bring 'chokha'? - "Why did I bring it?" - Yes! The world is full of slackers, then why were you born? [laughing] Hey, Gudiya! Please don't laugh like that. The cheetahs in India will run away. [laughing] Cheetah! Sir, do you kno

w India has cheetahs? - Yes! - I want to ask you a question. Cheetah must be having a father. What would a cheetah call his father? 'Cheetahji's pitaji!' [laughing] [laughing] [clapping] It was just a joke! Sir, I want to clap for the trailer of your movie. Oh, my! [clapping] [clapping] But I saw in the trailer that all of you are horse riding. You're riding a horse like that. I have a good rapport with horses. I wash clothes in the village and deliver them to every house riding on a horse. It i

sn't a horse, but a donkey! [laughing] I know that. But my horse is really an ass! [laughing] I gave it a hundred rupee note once and asked it to buy some 'chana' and eat them. But he ate my hundred rupee note! [laughing] The horse ate my hundred rupees! It just whined and... [laughing] It was definitely a horse. But someone else is a donkey. [laughing] [clapping] Who is the donkey? I didn't see them. I know whom Kappu called a donkey. [laughing] [clapping] Hey! Did you call me a donkey? I'll te

ll you about her. She works in a hospital. Do you know about injections? She steals injections from the hospital and sells them to children as squirt guns. A squirt gun, you know! If you talk nonsense about my profession, - I'll teach you a lesson. - What will you do? I'll make a hole in your 'litti' and turn it into 'medu vada'. Do you get it? [laughing] [clapping] I'll exact revenge! I'll fill 'sattu' in 'medu vada' and turn it into 'litti'. [laughing] [clapping] Hey, scoundrel! Shut your mout

h! You are polluting our society. Please don't argue. Hey, moron! [laughing] Please move aside. Two women are conversing. Why did you barge in? It affects our society negatively. Ambe won't tolerate this. - I'm telling the truth. - Hey, Ambe's sidekick! Get going! We two were fighting nicely. Please go on! What happened to him? Are you still alive? - I'm a nurse. - Nurse, please check. - Are you okay? - Are you fine? - Hey, are you okay? - Stop it! [laughing] [cheering] Hey! [cheering] - Hey! -

Whoa! Fried in burning oil. Okay. Fry me! I'm not scared! Listen to the whole thing, fatso. [laughing] You'll not be fried in burning oil, it'll be fritters and 'samosas'. And I will eat it right in front of you. [laughing] Don't do this to me. - 'Samosa' and fritters. - That's exactly what he'll do. Hey! Why are you laughing? You're not a woman, you're a witch. [laughing] That is sin. And its punishment is monkey lice. [laughing] What does that mean? You have to sit on a tree and remove lice fr

om monkeys. [laughing] That's very simple. I sit there every Sunday. You have to sit on a cactus tree and remove the lice from monkey's head. Oh, not a cactus. She has to sit on a cactus tree. She has to. And why do you fight? Your 'dosa' is good. Your 'litti' is good. Everything is good. This is the root of this problem. I will finish it. What are you doing? I'm eating. Hey! - Hey! - Hey! What are you doing? - Don't touch that. - How dare you? Why did you touch 'litti'? Do not eat this. You mix

ed the whole dish. I brought it for the guests. Why did you touch it? Please forgive me. I didn't do it intentionally. I did it intentionally. [laughing] This... I do not like this. I like it. [laughing] Truly. I won't eat this. I will. I won't eat this. I will. I won't eat this. I will. I won't eat this. I will. I won't eat this. - Please forgive me. - Listen. I will forgive you. But I have one condition. What condition? This partition on my head. [laughing] You have to put vermilion on it. Bec

ause I do like you a little. No, look. What are you saying, fatso? [laughing] This! This is exactly what I like. Dual personality. A mix of sweet and salty. I'll get two husbands in one. Isn't that a benefit? - Come on. - No. - Marry me. - Just a second. Wait. Just a second. Why aren't you saying anything? I won't. She'll see to it. [laughing] Take him. Take him. [laughing] Come with me. We'll do the seven holy rounds. We'll take three and a half like this And three and a half like this. [laughi

ng] I want to dance. Only I will marry him. Leave me. I didn't do anything. Leave me. I didn't do anything. Come on. I want to marry him! Come on. Come on! Only I will marry him. [laughing] [upbeat music] Come, sir. With a sad heart, we have to say Sobhita has to go ahead for a shoot. We don't want to let you go, but people are waiting for you there. Thank you so much for coming, Sobhita. Thank you. And all the best for your shoot. Thank you. The rest of the guests will stay with us. Sir, please

. As you all know, Karthi sir has done a lot of action movies. Now he's doing action in a period film too. Sir, don't you want to do romance? Or is there someone who won't allow you to? [laughing] Before marriage, I did a film which was a love story. It was a superhit. Hmm. After marriage, I've not done any love stories. [laughing] And then my wife keeps saying, 'Why do you want to do romance in every film?' 'Why?' 'Why do you always need to have women in the film?' So then I did 'Kaithi'. It be

came a superhit with no heroine and no song. She said, 'Look, this only works for you. You do films without songs.' [applause] Karthi sir himself is an actor. And his father, Mr. Sivakumar, he's an actor too. His brother, Suriya is an amazing actor. And his wife Jyothika is also an actor. He's already an actor. What I mean to say is They have a small shopping mall of actors. [laughing] Kapil, can I ask a question? I just wanted to know. Now that we're talking about movies and stuff, how is your

film 'Zwigato' coming on? Oh, Zwigato? [cheering] He's actually doing a film where - there's no comedy. - Wow. He's a food delivery boy and he's a common man. It's a very serious role. Nandita Das is directing it. Supposedly you've done very well. Thank you, Vikram sir. A compliment from you means a lot. Yeah, my movie is going to Busan International Film Festival. But how was it, acting in it? Seriously. - It was a lot of fun, sir. - You had fun. I did a role like this for the first time. Our d

irector is amazing basically. So you're going to be a singer and an actor and... Sir, I'm just trying everything out. Don't give us competition. [laughing] Heads up! Attention! From the musical family, the king of kings, Are you an idiot? 'Is arriving!' Let me arrive then! [laughing] Just announcing it again and again! Beware! [laughing] He wore it the other way. Are you an idiot? Go and announce in the royal court, to dry my underwear in the sun. Okay? And it doesn't work like this. You have to

put it in the third gear. [laughing] - Idiot. - Huh? What did you say? - What did you say? - Yes, sir. [laughing] I'm glad with that. I now make you the king. [laughing] Very good. And... And just say that it's the order of the king, that you've to wring this underwear along with drying it, okay? Go on. Go. [upbeat music] [comical music] You must've understood by now, that I'm the sultanate of a prince. I'm the prince of a sultanate! Wait a minute. Hi, sir. How are you? - Hello. Greetings. - He

llo. Welcome. I saw the trailer of your film. Superb! - Yay! - Superb! Amazing! So much of energy. And it's just beautiful to watch. Don't shake your head that violently. It fell off last time as well. [laughing] Sir, I too, have knowledge of music. He has no knowledge, sir. He has already been beaten up twice. Kumar Sanu, Udit Narayan. Asha ma'am herself has slapped her twice. You forgot Rahman sir. Even he has hit me. [laughing] - Trisha. - Yes. [laughing] Can I play you some music? - Okay. -

So... Yesterday, a snake approached me. She was sitting beside me, Her face became lopsided like this. I got scared a bit, but I too, went to her like this. So it became a heart. - Heart? - Trisha, it was a moment. [laughing] These snakes just became one. You know, I was really enjoying this moment, but just then her husband entered. He saw us with suspicion. Do you know what he said? He said, [hissing] [laughing] Tell me, is that any way to speak? I tried to explain to him. There's nothing betw

een us, we're just having fun! [laughing] [laughing] The snake was so angry, he wasn't ready to listen to me. Maybe because he didn't have ears, so he didn't hear me. But he got a hold of my ears. And he bit me. I said now that I have two holes, I got these made. [laughing] So that's that. When he bit you, didn't the poison kill you? This is my second birth. [laughing] So you were telling us the story of your past life? Yes. Jayam. - Jayam, I'm a big fan of yours. - Thank you. Because I watched

the movie 'Tarzan'. One of your dialogues really struck a chord. Which dialogue? [imitating gorilla] I was so touched, that I went around like that for 4-5 days. [imitating sounds] [laughing] As a maestro, I do a lot of shows as a maestro. Once I met a tribe. I wanted to play them a song. So they welcomed me excitedly. As I entered they made these sounds. That's how they welcomed me. They were asking you, 'Who are you?' That's what they were asking you. Those were not sounds. They must've. My En

glish is far-sighted. I cannot hear much from afar. So I went there and I met the king of the tribe. And they requested me like this. [indistinct sounds] [laughing] I said, 'Sir!' [cheering] 'Your wish is my command!' And I composed a song right there on the spot. [indistinct singing] He got so happy that he started applying wet flour on me. I thought maybe he's getting me married. But I realised once they tied my hands and legs to a wooden stick and started rotating me above the fire. That's wh

en I realised something is wrong. Then I came to know that they were drying their flour. They weren't drying the flour, they were roasting you. When I'll get roasted, that's when the flour will dry, right? So they started roasting me there. And I didn't really feel uncomfortable. Because initially only the pajama burnt. But when the flames entered my underwear, I shouted! [laughing] So... You must be tired after speaking so much. Shall I press your neck? You just keep on talking! [stuttering] Wh

y shouldn't I speak, sir? I came here and I've also prepared a song for them. I want you guys to sit with flour in your hands too. I've already ordered a stick. And we can start a fire here. So I'll sing a song for you. Well done. Amazing actor! So cute! - What energy! Superb Sidharth. - Energy! Give it up for him! Oh my god. [comical music] Mr. Vikarm, I heard that you joined Twitter recently. Yeah, but... Why so late? Was there a network issue with your phone before? Very shy. I was on Instagr

am and then, I was out for four years. - Okay. - I rejoined Insta a month ago. But after what you did here, I'm going to delete that again. I was... oh, Lord! Superman and all that I was... I want to tell you one thing about Twitter. Twitter is very risky after little bit whiskey. It's my personal experience. [laughing] Oh! - Thank you. - What a voice. [applauding] How about an exotic dance? Let me inform all of you that this film is based on the Chola dynasty. She's playing a queen and he's pla

ying a king. How many of you believe that the era of kings ruling a kingdom should return? And why? You may share your thoughts with us. Yes, sir? - Hello, everyone! - Hi! - Hi, Kapil! - Hello, sir! I'm Nitish Chaube from Bilaspur, Chhattisgarh. I'm a professor at D.P. Vipra College, Bilaspur. Okay. Sir, what subject do you teach? Electronics. - Okay! - Department of electronics. Alright! Our fan isn't working... [laughing] The small table fan Ms. Archana uses isn't working. Sir, it'd be good if

I get a job here. I'll leave my job in Bilaspur and move here. Because I'm enjoying this show. Especially your presence is amazing. - Thank you, sir! - Superb! - Thank you, Mr. Chaube. - I'm extremely grateful. Thank you, sir! And I believe that the era of kingdoms should return. Why, sir? Because I saw many palaces in Jaipur and other places. The magnificence of the palaces is breathtaking. 'Diwan-e-Khas' and 'Diwan-e-Aam' were a part of it. A palace had 40-50 rooms at least. The nicest thing

about a king was that they could marry as per their wish. They could marry 25 times at least... [laughing] They had 25-30 queens. That's because the palace was huge and they couldn't find their wife. The king used to search for their wife in every room. You just said your real wish. No! [laughing] The marriages... Mr. Chaube, aren't you satisfied after one marriage? [laughing] [clapping] Ma'am, does the professor talk so sweetly at home also or he's talking like this only today? [laughing] He us

ually talks this way. [laughing] [laughing] Whatever it is, he could have many queens. But I'd always be the chief queen. - Oh, my! - Gosh! [laughing] [clapping] Mr. Chaube, would you like to answer? She has set you free! She doesn't mind if you have more queens. Now I'm free. I needn't feel guilty now. She has set me free. Mr. Chaube, she said it in front of the camera. But she'll twist your arm later! Then you'll regret. Mr. Chaube, thank you for coming to our show. Thank you, Kapil. Thank you

! Does anyone else want to share their opinion? Yes! Yes, ma'am? - Hello, Kapil! - Greetings! - Hello, Ms. Archana! - Hello! Hello, everyone! I want to say this on behalf of beautiful women like me. Okay! [cheering] - Go on! - If the bygone era returns, it'd be troublesome for us. - But why? - I track my husband all the time with the help of GPS. I keep track of his whereabouts, and the time he will return and I call him if he's late. Oh my God! If the bygone era returns, he could cheat on me on

the pretext of going to war. And there wouldn't be a tracking system to track him. Sir, the current era is perfect. Is your husband accompanying you today? No! Are you tracking where your husband is right now? [laughing] Please track him. He could have gone on the wrong track - as you're sitting here. - Thank you! Ma'am, thank you for coming to our show. Any other friend of ours! Hi, Kapil! Hi, everyone! - Hi! - I'm Monica Panchal - from Vile Parle, Mumbai. - Welcome, Ms. Monica. I'm accompanie

d by my mother-in-law. Is she your mother-in-law? - Yes! - Wow! You two look like sisters! Seriously! I want to speak on behalf of the daughters-in-law. - Okay. - I want that era to return. Because a king has a queen. - And queens have several maids. - Yes. But nowadays mothers-in-law complain that their daughter-in-law doesn't do household chores. - Yes! - Maids will do the mother-in-law's work and the daughter-in-law can rest. Oh! [laughing] [cheering] [clapping] Your mother-in-law is... Oh, m

y! Amazing! [laughing] [clapping] Monica's mother-in-law, please tell me something. - Yes? - You look so young. How come you married off your son and become a mother-in-law? My son got married two years ago. Okay! Wow! And you may get married when you have time. I mean... [laughing] It was nice to see you two together. It's amazing that a mother-in-law and daughter-in-law are together. Oh! And they are laughing together is even more surprising. Awesome! She kissed her too! [laughing] [clapping]

Do you two live affectionately at home or you're doing it for television? - Yes! - Alright! I'm a working woman. So I don't stay at home. I meet her only on Saturday and Sunday. That's the reason you two are so cordial to each other. [laughing] Thank you for coming to our show. - Thank you, sir! - Thank you! Any other of our friends! Yes, ma'am? - Hi, everyone! Hi, Kapil! - Hello! My name is Aarti. I have a request as I'm from Gujarat. - Okay. - Can we do 'garba' for two minutes? Vikram and Tris

ha, please come forward. Karthi and Jayaram, - thank you so much for coming. - Thank you! We enjoyed ourselves a lot with all of you. And all the best to you for your movie. It'll surely be a super-duper blockbuster. - Thank you! - Thank you! [cheering] [clapping] And all the best for your upcoming movies. And once again thank you so much for coming. - Thank you, sir! - Thank you, sir! Thank you for having us here. It has been such an honour. We'd like to thank Mr. Mani Ratnam and our producer..

. - I'm honoured. - For having us here with you. Thank you so much! Thank you, Ms. Archana. - So nice! - Thank you! Now we'd like to take your leave. Good night! Thank you! [upbeat music]