I was going to start over, but I'm not. I'm going to let the bird ride. The racket and noise. Ladies and gentlemen, for the 788th time
it is. I'm sorry, the 787th time. Look at me. You know, ahead of myself. Judgment for the 800/787 time, featuring that dude called Black Hand, a.k.a. his Black Hand. This year as well as that dude, Cornell Jew Barrino, a.k.a. the man with the Fishbowl. You fucked your hair, Rogers. How's your wheelchair back out there? That I'm the boss? Me I am. Mahoney. Welcome
. Second to the Mason and Friend show. Was every was good out there today. Very bit. You call about puberty where he made
you play? I could have played.
I could have done for Snatch Man. Yeah, I screaming.
I don't know if you could have. I don't know
if you could have taken that hit. Oh, yeah,
I can take it. I'm a run for my mom. You can't run away from you. Say,
what the fuck? You couldn't take a hit. You couldn't throw the ball your shoulder. Throw the ball. Hit and run. You will. I'm not good
. I'm not gonna take a hit.
I'm not going to throw the ball. I'm a scramble. Suits
But you're not a legitimate competitor to tell the shit
that you talk to the Aaron Rodgers and Tom Brady has no business
talking to the fucking replacement team. The Bears like that. I mean, he's just had a ball. We suck. Actually, I think it is. He was just happy to see where to go,
but I'm happy to see know. He knows that the Packers own the Bears
and he was happy to see that ownership continue
even in lieu of h
is presence. That's all like, sorry for you, boo hoo,
I can't take my team to and I'm not even know he is a J. He will always be a fucking packer. In the end of the day. Yeah. If he retires, they'll retire his number there one day,
perhaps like they probably will. Old What does not Brett Favre
if they haven't already? Do you have any need for a far away. I mean it would make sense
they did him already had to retire it is it is not but wrong I mean you would think I mean did but you can that Bria
n had too many great ass players hall of famer for them definitely not they definitely
haven't had a too many great players. I'm just a few. Just a couple. They won the Super Bowl with here
and there. Again, if we named
after the coach of the Green Bay Packers, I mean, I guess you could tell he was he was a Redskins coach there for a season
or two as one game. But yeah, it was like that. Marty. John But yeah, the Lombardi Trophy. Why did they coach the Packers
first team to win, to say I mean ha
ve it kind of got some a little bit of history
there. There's a little bit of providence everybody got a little bit of history
of all of our favorite. Yeah, everybody knew. I mean,
they got a lot more history than the Bears and a lot of people, they are very happy. That's that's kind of the Rams right now. I mean, you know,
since the NFL became the NFL. But I mean, you know, how I like to say
this isn't a sports show. They kind of like us to get to do more. So just you want to throw some shade
b
ack in in arrives for this and this team. Well right he gets himself so
worked up over a little disrespect to I'm just I'm still makes some bullshit notes
cause I say some Oh we gentlemen a.k.a. the not show man all up in the house. He got muscle move. He got his muscle
t shirts in the muscle boom. Ladies and gentlemen,
the G unit is filling out his mojo. MAN Look at that. Look, look, look. Look at it. Look at it. Look at it. Would you just look at it like. Yeah. Yeah. You know what u k like
bit
ches came back for? Do come out. There was a fake shit
as most friction that women have on them. Yeah, like I was on I've been on Tinder
and all the things you know,
a couple of people I talked to here and they're like, I'm getting some like,
So I'm like, Look at me. But like, it is so many bitches that are like,
I don't even swipe right or I'm out because they're fucking ridiculous
in their explanation of themselves. Okay. Okay. Wow. God damn here. Annoying as shit.
I haven't even met you. They
just before. Just like what? They didn't put in their fucking. Whatever their. Their
What is the profile, man? The profiles. Like, I'm like, Thanks for being
so clearly not going to work out. Swipe up like I've been. I've been very judicious. What is the one where you're off like,
Oh, this bitch is really fucked up. I make more money than you,
but I still won't pay for your drinks here. Yeah, I'm like, bitch,
I don't even know what you may or may not. You may see you may
or may not make more mo
ney than me. I'm fucked up and I'm trying. I'm a harlot her
because I'm trying to stay in her. I'm a chance to understand
that's where I'm at. That you would holler just to go. He wants to fuck with
does to stand up here. You know what? I'm a bit down. What I would do if I was you. If I was going to pull that title shit,
put that time in, I would get there. I'd meet with her, I'd order
drinks, I'd have a few sips of my drink, a big lead,
and then I would not come back. Oh, you paying for my girl
? Oh, my God.
Only one sitting at the bar right now. So you pay it for your drink. And that other drink that I was sitting
there with you with when we ordered. Damned. That's a good one. Yeah, that's a good one. I mean, which, you know,
it's like everybody's got such an option, such poor attitude
so often. I mean there ain't gonna get that bitch
nowhere do. No right. That's like, I don't want to be
here. You know what I mean? God damn, shut the fuck up. When it wasn't my muscle. It's the muscle
shirts. Too much form. J can deal with the muscle shirt. It's the airplanes. It's the airplanes. He got it. And he's so focused it. Big, powerful post right here. Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo. Don't no doubt about it. But you know what it is high class. But no, all about big whoop, getting stats down once you warm up. Oh, yeah. I will talk about more
big shots are not you? Probably they are. No, no, no, no, no. Because they weren't on drugs things party
all my life and player does that. He's like
he on a cocaine regimen of cocaine and I mean bother. No more flares just amazing.
That's what they say. He's on a Coke regiment,
but he he leaves night ball per day from the doctor, you know, I mean, you know Dr. to his own doctor
because you know, he got you know, well, they say he's making more money
with the weed business than he I can't imagine. Yeah. So this fucking Mike Tyson, he probably making more time hanging in muscle business,
going on to by making as much money. Just some subscribe
rs that he did
with Raslan and his YouTube and all or not you do by his fucking on the gram. All right you have to somebody likes
I don't know the grand payout like the mother fucker but whatever. I'm sure Ric Flair is making plenty of
money from plenty of places at this point. He's still got me making wrestling money,
you know, Make it better than wrestling money.
Dogg The kind of money you make, I mean, like his, you really have driven us
in a wrestling conversation, which you're not show man
outfit over there DO Hey, that happens. I mean, look, bro, I need an ooh,
yeah on this motherfucker over here. Oh, yeah. What the macho man? Yeah. I need to figure out of some combination. How? Halloween Right around the corner. Oh, yeah, I suppose so. I think it's on Tuesday. It's Brian midweek. It's on a weekday. I think it is. As I said, bullshit
mean my focus is on getting. You got a little hose out here. I might just. Hugh Jackman, man, I think. But I got to find a suit once you do it,
I mi
ght say this to Bob Barker. You got the mike already. The mike do you don't have the hair for? I got the hair. He wants the two Parker hair. Do you give. You can fucking spray a little bit
of silver to bring that bitchy comb over. Get a wig. That's huge. You know, talking a lot. And I got carry Mike the whole time, Then I got it then
I know that's going to be in last night's. I had holster for his in my drink and my bow. Wow you probably have a fanny pack
on that one. I'm screaming so you could
get it. If you could find a fanny pack that looks
like the professional wrestling belt. And then we're now the Amazing Have a DVD we will hear from Macho Man, Henry,
Macho Man and Mary Kate. You've got the band, man. Just put the band name. I got high
rolls, shoes up for no reason at all to get his green
standing in a hot dog in name. You just get his grand said as I know it Never imagined. Well. Oh, we got to believe that is what you, brother. That's probably what you say. We bust one off in a
distance. That's exactly how you always go. So foul. That's the first thing that came to my ma. Starting to come to
my mind is the nastiest thing, because he was like, Oh,
he put his Bruce a baby bat in that day. Wrong person, pussycat. That's exactly how I would have. Oh, yeah. It came from I guarantee it was he was getting it in
one time was like, man, I got fierce. Oh yeah, that's it. That's what I need to be. Say ooh, we're in the Kool-Aid, man. Going about it, you know, Kool-Aid, man. You t
hink Kool-Aid man influenced
Macho man? Yeah, absolutely. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. I mean, I suppose, you know. Did. MAN one getting a play? You know? What you doing, man? It was just a joke.
It does. It does. They still have a little back spigot
or nothing on it. Still told the macho man
how to, like, scream when you can't. Yep. Yep. You get a scream like I do
when I jump to the wall or hear some even more fucked up shit. The Kool-Aid commercial came out
when he was Busta one, and both of them said,
Oh yeah, the same things. Yeah. I thought it was the flavor and of the Slim
Jim that started to Ooh, yeah. To Oh, not really for sure. What started it all. I wouldn't be surprised if his trademark
that there was some fucking going on. Wow. Late burn up Miss Liz.
Think about it. I mean, fucking Miss Elizabeth went to
Kool-Aid, man on the TV in the background. And as I'm coming to Kool-Aid,
man saying. Oh, yeah. And then I'm like, Oh, yeah. Oh, or it could came from. He got a good batch cocaine a
t that time
when the bus was like, Oh, yeah, yeah. And I'd be up in there too, you know? I mean, that,
that's where that came from right here. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Fingers. Yeah. And, and oh,
he was a cracking shit, right. Oh, the fairies we got, they look,
we got theories all day. Hager came from anywhere. I thoroughly like them over. If you got who throws like them over here
all day. There's a lot of theories floated. Y'all got Cavs, conspiracies, galaxies
all day, man. All day. Like toenail Beck
ham. He's going to have his career is over. Why? What happened now? He's fucking with Kim. Okay. This is Kim
Kardashian's latest booth. Yep, Yep. He's so he's fucked up now. His whole life is going to be over
for a couple of years now. Oh, he's too old to be doing that
and have a career in the NFL. Still, the career period. Man, It'd be courtesy of the curse. This curse. Posey right there. And pussy is I don't know,
is it Lamar Odom coming back a bit? He had to get away were saying I know. But w
hat I'm saying is Lamar Odom, Lamar and now in rehab
and he's got rehab centers. He's helping other people get through
fucking shit. He's capitalizing. Yeah, but it'll take a while for O'Neal
to get there, and he's already in the twilight. They don't I'ma say it if he's with her
a year or more. A year and there's no fuck star fucker. What? You look what happened there
by this fucking news guy being kicked Ain't been right. No, no. I mean, even Bruce. Yeah, exactly. Exactly.
Look what happened to
him. She turned that motherfucker out,
turn him into a girl. Yeah. No, I mean, based on how he got very systematic. Bitch. What the fuck? I'm Travis Shannon. Ooh,
I like this. You know what they say?
If he can't beat them, join him. I guess that's what he did say. Who would he be? But see, he's a Jimmy. And you? Nothing. I thought he had something written down. But I am terrible, man. He didn't write anything down
for the week. I understand. I and I,
we usually don't expect that from you. We su
rvived Tropical storm. Yeah, it was all right yesterday of of of failure
I think was a name that feels very we needed it
I ain't failure which I said my love to see how my little generator box thing
I built out out yonder outside of
and then even named a generator. So you thought it was going
to be something major? Well, I mean it 20, 30 mile an hour
winds and rain. I usually means
I'm losing power around this. My father. You were just playing your cards,
right, man. Thanks to you,
those are pow
er, got gas and or anything. And that and that motherfucker
name and figure they released you. Prepare for that where you're ready
so you ain't got to get ready. I was That's the main thing right there. That's the important part. Yeah. You just disappointed
because you got ready. Didn't meet it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Poor investment there. I wouldn't say
that's a poor investment. Hey, I like that little jam
because that thing is nice. I can take a fish and shit like it's
a nice little sexy. It
does. It doesn't fuck up the fish, not make
too much noise or whatever for the fish. I mean, I don't know. People say, people say all that,
but I listened. I got the radio going on. So when John, when we're out there, a little speaker,
when you fish, you don't care about noise. No, we really listen to music. That's what's up. And you still catch him
because you got it like that. See how old fish is really to moving
around in a boat like the beaten on the, on the on like two steps on the metal
y
ou know might do a little of might do, you know, tap your feet per
say you guys don't need a walk no more and you have to really
you're going to have to walk and move on the boat,
you know what I'm saying? But you don't need any more movement
and then you need roll. Fishermen told me one time the reason why
we're like, you know, you got to be quiet when you fish
is because most of the kids will. And that's I tell them to shut
up, like let we out here, fish. That's all it was to get you to shut t
he fuck up. Find out who scares the fish. That's what it was. That's what he told me. Look, if you when you hungry, do you not eat because you hear music? Do you not eat because somebody get beside
you will see the bird. You ain't a sound in
the water is different. But either way, when you hungry, you eat. Did you go as an animal? As a person, as a insect? You know there's something
that's going to deter you from. From anywhere going on to dirty. Yeah, it is from said meal. If there's a vibratio
n in the water,
the water is different. It amplifies sound. So that feel. But that's not true
because the gazelle guy across the river, when Gazelle got across the river
with a crocodile right there, he got to cross the river. What he's saying is that noise happens. It does add to that noise to do it. The fish are not going to care. Well, you're not. You're not disrupting them,
especially if you've got music playing. So you end up with just like certain words
to ensure a constant noise. So they
get used to being noise and noise
so much almost just spooks fish. But see,
the music makes bigger for a minute. But if that sandwich is still right
there, I'm about to turn my back. We're getting that sandwich. You know, music is a rhythm,
you know what I mean? It's a concept. It's a vibration for him. Well, yeah, but if you just do it like a
song, like, Oh, I got shook for a second. I get what you say. So, yeah, I don't know. Yeah, but because I don't noise,
I mean, like I say, you catch like
people driving on a boat, that propeller, the water is doing all kinds of craziness. You know, there's also catch a fish. And my point is, there's always noise. Always noise.
They're not going to sweat it. They're going to be like,
And I got some more noise whenever we're going to be eating
and fucking and shit. And to a certain point,
yeah, all that stuff. They got a jackhammer down there,
like really focus on, you know. Well, I mean, you
throw in some dynamite or something and you might scare
some off
the ones you don't kill. Yeah, you know what
I mean? Like, you know, was that movie. What about Bob? That one. And there was another one was up, up,
up, up Schitt's Creek or without a paddle. That's what was inside a paddle,
I think in a doc Hollywood. Oh, yeah, I forgot about that. She's another good Michael J. Fox for, you know, all the don't know
now you know how God let them know something like this. My father and my boys still there. Are you leaving? If you're watch and if you're a
t a game. If I'm out often for 3423 to nothing
Buffalo. Oh, shit. The skins they scored at all skins
that was scored at all. So your question recorded
at least halfway through. Are you leaving already? Yeah, probably. I'm probably leaving during the third because you don't want to be
in that bullshit as traffic getting out of that parking lot
because, like, there's a certain level of okay,
we could come back still, but it's like it's rapidly evaporating over the third
or like the third quarter.
Is it? If it doesn't, if they don't start turning
around for the end of the third quarter, Maxwell Mount, they going through a pick
with like 6 minutes in the third. That was another one, that man with four
or five picks, you know, I mean, like do you I mean, I don't know,
but I know there have been three. Yeah, there was three. Just nothing right there. You know,
I mean that's got to be some great I mean, three plus
defense score that that's got to be like. See, now you look at the games, man,
you couldn't even bat the wise bet. But why would you why would I bet that
Why would you bet that better bet than on the bears? I mean, not
throw my boy out of the basket? That if you're going to bet Portland
way, way, way, way, way, way, way. How are you going to throw your boys under
the bus after you use the federal air? Rodgers is the bigger,
you know, offender money money. Brad Yeah, they pay my bail. Chicago You pay my bills you know
screaming that you just looks at it like I can bash them
all I want,
but you can't blame them because you're a true fan.
You are actually a Bears fan. I'm fans. When it was just a bitch talking shit about you
just because you can't play, huh? So do you think he's going to come back? You the right to return message 4039? Yeah. He's playing the game.
He stayed marvelous again. Achilles. Yeah. Totally tore his Achilles. So what does that surgery or
what does that come back? Or whatever You can
if you can fit in. Yeah. Or is that. That's the back side of
your ankle. Yeah. Hey, how you fix their mirror?
What do you do for that? Right. Well, sometimes. How bad it is, apparently
it's like a blind, like a window shade. And when you cut it,
it just rolls up on itself and roll it. Yeah,
You got to grab it and pull it back out. Yeah. And then reattach it. It's like a rubber band
when you snap a ribbon and Bridget, huh? Yeah. And if it's too old,
it'll be like an old rubber band. It's a dry run. It's not going to itself. Disgusting. Grow. And then how
much damage she's done to it
over the years. I mean, modern, modern medical tech might be able to fix him, but, like,
that's career ending for most folks. But see, here's the thing. When I write, he's
not a scrambler anyway. Well, he's obese. All come back as second string. No, it's not going to happen. Rodgers. You're not going. That's what I saying. Tom Brady going to come back
and maybe put him a second string. He's not doing that right. Tom Brady away. I mean, what the fuck is never has neve
r is about the game
when any sport is all about the money is second string
you're still going to he ran 60 more net losers
say he gets 60 million sack strain you got to get at least 3024
Tony that's enough for me. I mean, God damn, he's my father's. I don't know, greedy fox. I'm not sure how the money works,
but I know Aaron Rodgers has enough ego that he's not going
to. He won't do it because just like he told me. Yeah, we still though
he makes look he would make more money. He would make more
money
just as a commentator, if you're a crime fighter with more intensely dumb intensity like I see. True, true. He was in a video, right, with that song. Yeah. We probably watch Gabe walk around with
that as well, Ferguson muttered. This is what this about is Jay. What are you talking about? I don't know who's manage it. Mike. It's a good thing we decided to do
this show early to make sure that the Jew is not going to make it to 5:00 tomorrow
enough to. Right, right on time. At this point, I c
an't make dinner. Very good thing. Is that renewed. Jeremy Yeah,
we're about on the schedule for that. Oh, it's. Yeah, we're in the game. I don't know. I'm saying we couldn't have done this
five the way you are right now, because the money on that victory
right there, three, three, three 3244 for the call. What do you put in my bag
all you do all weekend. Do you bet. Like this on college football two now you can't bet on card. Oh, no. We were watching the fucking house of Cards last night becaus
e, like,
I started watching that fight. And what fight? I don't even fucking know who was. It was some other fucking cat
against some other cat. Oh. Cause you get them,
you bootleg and everything. So you just watch whatever. You watch
everything before porno, you know. I mean, so. So the fight was on. It was like a
fight night shit. Because the domain of the main fight was over at 9:00. Over, over, packed up. And Ray Rowe, I was sitting on the couch
after I saw 7:00. So I'm like, bet I'm
turning
on seven watch prelims, you know? I mean, how about 11, 12:00 pass out,
You know, wake up and one watch it for the main fight or whatever,
but do not whatever whatevers. Nobody I know I saw it with men on air
and like like three or four chick fights
and I was like all them checks are gone. Fucking battle, you know. I mean, so. But all this is a four car, so
but I'm not third on a seven. That was really only like
fucking four fights and they kind of suck except for the main four. I don't know, h
aving the main fight dudes do kick with his right foot in his knee,
his left knee legitimately, like went down like half his knee
lowered like three inches. You saw. I don't just calm down,
like come right back up like came back. Yeah. Like came apart and they came back
but you saw to his bones has come down about three inches
and they come right back into place and all the same bones
and you just fell to the ground. I was like, oh, day of arms. When you first watched by,
you didn't know what wa
s happened. It looked like he maybe kicked
broke his leg because he was laying on the ground. He went to fucking,
you know, kill him because he's my Vargas. Yeah, that's me. Are you hurt? You, me throw fly me in the in
right there like you're clearly out cold. Let me punch your You go up and you lock up. You're done.
But you go for that final one. You still But as a fighter,
you know when you're not you know when I do is knocked down but you still go in and smack
you was really not like that my
afraid. Go get two or three more hits. That's how it comes in every day. You know, It's just like running a race. You are run all the way
through the finish line. You're not going to slow down
just because you did. You the three run all the way through. Yeah, right here. Get away.
It's a thriller. Look at him again. He sees you trying to make sure he's
not all the way out. Know my dad, you know,
And you still get him. You're not wrong, Mike,
but it's like it's still kind of wrong. But, yeah,
the
re's no it's not sportsmanlike. It's very. Yeah, it's kind of unfair. Like, okay, you can tell he's out. I know a lot of the time.
Fight to the end. Just like you're supposed to play
to hear the whistle, you know? No, I don't disagree. It's still it's rough to watch, but as a person, you know,
what you get is in charge of that part. When you get seen a rapids
running to try to stop it. And they still punch him
four or five more times. But the day gives me with the wrestle,
they got to stop the f
ight. Biggest surprise first to like, oh,
wait a minute, Tom, the rest don't do. We were watching that show last night. This bitch end up looking
like a fucking fucking skillet or shit. By the time the end of the joke, she had her nose busted up and that John
was like the deep red closet. It by the time of round
where they busted her eye open and shit. This color, you see. And it was like this tattoo cut checked. They were like this better
just like we know. Oh, happened Face is out of place. Yo
u see him going
alien. Like, get her back in here. I'm over here. Win another round. I'm like these motherfuckers right here. Savages,
man, this fighter, straight, savage man. Like they are going to town. Women fighters,
they go way harder than a man. Women fighters are way more entertaining. I mean, wait, Because,
I mean, they go at it. I mean, I mean, I like a lot of women's
sports, bruh. Like, it's good shit. I like it when a lady says
they're all like, flyweight to do with, like, featherweig
hts,
like light, like lightweight. And they just bang, you know? I mean, aim, bang. Yeah, it beat the shit out each other. But yeah, they are. There was a couple good fight,
but like I said, it started at like 4:00. Who's my fight is somebody. That was the only person I saw on there
that I knew. Out of all the 12 eight fights
or whatever, I haven't watched any mixed martial arts fights in good,
good number of years. I couldn't tell you who anybody is. I got another one coming up next month. I ca
tch the repeats
and I look for like the the you know, like the clips or whatever. Like it's a shit. Yeah. Like after Sugar Shawn won,
I was like, Oh, let me see if I can catch a couple of,
like, highlights or what happened there. But now it's pretty cool. They usually have a fight, have a fight. Damage like this, like,
like their business yesterday was they were somewhere else. If it started at 4:00,
you know, maybe out there in Dubai or wherever the fuck they were.
Yeah, you never had. So it wa
s Vegas. But it don't make no sense
to start at 4:00 in Vegas. Well, because that would be like noon. That's a great one. Or noon. Probably one. Yeah. Like, that's no dice. Because apparently today's day, all,
I guess, is some shit. Yeah, man. Just found a way fallen yesterday
for all officially started. Yeah. Summer's over, dog. Yeah, right. It's trying to get them. Them bitch is going to be out here
with that. It's just like a space where everything they already got
it already everywhere I've
seen it. They got it in November. The winter's on December 21st. Damn. Like Mike knows this equinox or something Like the equinox. The shortest day shorter stay. The shortest day, huh? And, hey, look, it's only for a little
bit, though, when it comes right back. And he knows what it is.
It's like this every year. Why does everybody let it
get him so worked up? Like, Oh, God,
this is the worst. You something? It might get my
I supposed to find out about my car? I guess maybe tomorrow. Let's see w
hat's on. Are you going to be able to DC car
saga continue Find out where the car is already. Oh, my God. You found it. Hold on. Oh. Oh, It is bad to move. To take a sip. You got to get it before he can start
speaking on this subject. This is serious. I remember where I left you at last, but when my week concerned about the car
was, I had to go. First off,
last I recall, you didn't know where? In a way it was. Yeah. And you had to get something from DC
to give to somebody. And you were probably
going to end up having to do an uninsured motorist
registration. And I had him for number. At first. I had to get my license and proof
vehicle manager. Okay. Even no one driving
it doesn't get it towed attitude on this. So I sent him that right so the tow guy calls me on Fox Day was this was called Friday. We call this this is my
no no because say about Wednesday they call me talking about, yeah,
we can't go pick your car up until the tow company gets that paperwork
or whatever, blah, blah. So I
'm like, the fuck. So I called the goddamn tow truck
and I'm like, Yo, I sent you all my shit a long time ago. You all said, you ain't got you got a real number that I can send is
to say I can actually get it. And he's like, well, what number? Tentative. And I'm like, same number that I'm calling you. Yeah. You know, I mean, so now I said it to him again
right there as I'm talking to him now. Mike, do you get it? He's well, his, his when he first he
hits me with well if you send it at night, we
got a lot of people
that got this number and it gets dispatched
between a lot of departments. This one number gives dispatch
and sometimes it don't get transferred over from night a day or whatever
and blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. And I'm thinking, all right, whatever. Vertex one number out, section one, number
eight tags and 27. Yo, this is a regular this has got to be
cell phone number of text because you can't text away a lot if they make landlines
any guy name or I don't even fucking know.
So Chris Farley, he gets mushy. I get a text like 10 minutes later him
that I got it turned to a guy calls me, tell him I'm here to pick car, I'm
going to pick a car up, and they tell me they can't do it
until I get this paperwork. And I'm like, All right, well,
apparently I already did it again. I'm waiting on
even my father's a highlight, you know, So they finally get it all worked out
fine. My car says we got to find a car. Here's
what the topic was. Keep telling me. We got to find a car. I g
ot presentable. They don't want fucking piece
of fucking ass clown. So they're like, We're telling it to
Centreville, can you get to Centreville? And I'm like, Yeah, I get to Centreville. So I go into it all the way to you because they got to look at still have to
insurance has to take a lot of I even looked at my part of the story
thing is taking it to the insurance companies to still
take it to the insurance on an accident to have it on the 16th of hours,
still taking it to the 60 to. Oh, yeah
, shut up, bro. It's like October almost there. Yeah. So yeah, that's why the truck is bad
to be super down there because I want my mileage on it. But anyways, so they're like, I need you to come to Centreville,
to signs of paperwork, blah, blah, blah. And I'm like, How do you get my guy
name? First part of our. Anyways, So I show up there, get all my shit out
that my father signed some piece of paper. I don't even know what. Come home.
You don't even know what you sign. Damn it. I just got some
so they can look at my car. Sure. Well, outside
your town or any of this shit, right. So then I roll out, the bitch calls me,
like, 30 minutes later. Tom back. Yeah. Mr. Harder, When you drive,
you come back, and I'm like, Bitch, I just left there. What are you talking about? If she goes, All right,
I'll let you months to talk to somebody. I'm like,
Okay, there's two of you all at the desk. I obviously need to talk to you. So as soon as I had to talk
to the other one. Okay, well, I don't know.
I had to fight. I had to find out. And then I. Maybe I'll call you back or not. Later on, we'll see what's. So then about 30 minutes
later, the phone rings instead. God damn, dude,
you take me in about my car. He's like, What's up, bro?
They say, You need car. We I said, Dude, I don't know
what the fuck y'all got going on. I said, I don't worry. I came here to talk to you already. Is this a national general? No, this isn't such a collision place. Instead of it, he's like, Well, they. They just l
eft a note saying,
I need to call you. I'm like, Bro, they don't call me,
tell me I need to show up. And I'm trying to tell them
I already came and left. They they were like, Well,
we need to look into that. And I'm like, I don't know
what the fuck y'all got going on here. And he's like, Yeah, they be kind of,
you know, whatever it is. One hand you talk to the other. Yeah. So you're good. And I'm like, fucking thankfully. So then my first call me the next day
talking about, We don't know where y
our car is,
you've got to come back and sign another piece of paper
saying that the insurance company can read, pick up my car
and take it to the insurance on me. And they're like, I gotta wait sides
up here because are you fucking serious? So hold on. They considered teasing. Do e-signatures
not only do days, not 2023. Doug, it's not too late. Like three. Not that goddamn shop. The collisions there,
they do everything, man. They even do fucking turn way down over yonder, back corner
if they're
going to rub and tell me. Yeah, they had at least 17 slots. I mean, you tell me a line. Tire breaks, all is back. Backseat, black, black, whatever I like. These were very bad
here, Killing there again. Same here and in there. So then I get a new person
talking about wherever we get it towed it the progressive will actually be able to
look at it and then we can talk about the damages and or national title. So. So you can actually get fucking paid
seven weeks. Hey, now this guy being wrecked. Yeah
. I mean, you know, mine took a while to. But mom was different, right? They are. I check my car. Shit. I was going back and forth for them
for the amount of money I wanted. That's what took so long with my. But they had already mean they like my insurance company said look,
we're going to have it towed to our lot. But one of the locks that we can go to
and check this shit out and I still haven't heard from National
fucking Town fuck you National Guard. You can legally, my macho man,
fucking Kin
g Savage Mexican. You rush your insurance companies
all get in touch with that. Insurance claims I'm at the moment. I'm very good. Are you are you man mining jobs? That is a fucking oil money
for all their worth unit. I just need a little bit
about the features of the little. But yeah,
I'll give you a little bit by a little. Just a little bit. Maybe about ten. I need about 20 down, down
payment on a house or something because. Oh, well, way to wait till a perfect time
to buy a house. Yeah. No sh
it. That's just getting ridiculous. We're waiting for this
market to crash, so. I don't know. I don't have them. This is crashing before the market, bro. What's this Major establishment
we in right here now? Pretty much crash before the market right? Well, you know, I still going
to be smarter for you to buy than rent, but, you know, it's a pretty terrible time
to be trapped up right now. Yeah. Got away from all this shit
to really fucked up because again, it's going to it is it has everything
s
howing that it's going to be fine. Everything thanks to fucked. Everything is like if you stay with it
all, you better hang on to what you guy you know, share. It's bound to be rough. There is going to be a chopping shop. Yes, some chopping. You know, we've been in a recession,
but we're finally getting around to admitting it. Like, technically,
even though we've already changed the definition of average
working man new knows this year. We know. We know. And you can't say a lot of motherfucking
say, oh, no, this is not what's happening. We actually know this. Right? Right. That's what the Biden administration
doesn't understand. They don't they think they can
just keep lying about shit right now. Where
can we see what the congressional to ask me assert? You know, if you get for Masen 2024,
you can vote for our. Okay,
Joe, we've got a lot of backers, man. I'm one of the motherfuckers
to go. The best option. I see. Yes, sir, by far. And, you know, I was thinking about it. I've been waiti
ng my whole life
for a Kennedy to vote for. Like a Kennedy that I wanted to vote for,
not because just had this fucking horrible,
but this guy. This guy, RFK Jay, he might be all right. Yeah. At least he says stuff
that all the other politicians don't say. That's the thing he's saying. Exactly The shit
that people actually want to hear. Like. Like what? How are you?
How would you fix this? This is my plan on going off. I don't care about beating Trump. I don't care about beaten by
and I don't ca
re about this. This is what I'm working on.
The hell he's not trying to be divisive. Yeah, you're
trying to bring people together. And I'm like, That's what we need. Yep. You know, that's what I'm trying to do. I ain't trying to fight with you. Me? I'm trying to find something. How different can we go here? Go hand in hand
and fix this and keep on getting it? You know, when I thought of the other day, we always talked about
doing a news program. Yeah, we could do the Oreo news, and I could sit i
n the middle
and you could sit on one side of me and share with some other side of me,
and we could just do new stories, you know what I'm saying? Trey would cover the one of the on his well like, you know we discuss issues
it would be very amusing I think Oreo news the Oreo news so we got you bitch that's why I'm fucking here
and I try not to make racial humor but every now and again you guys can be humorous humor
about how you were right, man. People get so butthurt about shit.
Well, see, that
's the thing. We grew up where we, we watch movies that were fucking just roll Roger. You know? I mean, we had the police academy,
we had the Porky's, the Animal House. Yeah, well, there's that,
but it's like people screaming about, like,
all this equity and inclusion and shit. And I'm like, every old movie.
I watched that. I liked when I was young,
whenever I see it on offer and I'm like, Well,
there's a brother right there, you know? But see, that was like speed, right? And I'm like, one of th
e main characters
here is like working with this, the NBA. And he was a NBA guy. And then in the ship, the bus. No, no, no. You're talking about a dude.
He was on the fucking car. The car was on the on the on the flat bed next to him
when they were trying to get people off. Like he was like
he was there the whole time. But see, that's also one of them back in it was like, what about,
what about the family matters Dad. And and in a family man. Oh, my God. Right. Yeah. But see, the limo
driver was
in there, too. And and and the bad guys, homie, the boo. I was a brother, right? Yeah. I like. I'm like. I feel like a lot of the movies I like
they were bridges and there's a diverse cast. You had a big black guy,
you had fucking big girls. You have fucking the skinny bitches,
right? Like you said,
Police Academy is the police academy. It's all kinds of people early on
and everybody was in there. Everybody got along. Like I solidly attribute Police Academy
as to why I don't have a negative opi
nion of gay people because they had the fucking Blue
Star base where like the gay dudes were the most formidable people
in the whole movie series. Like whenever they went to the gay bars. Yeah, but hey, my sister on down, man. Oh, you. You're going to call me Sissy. I beat your fucking. Give it a little nickname. Fuck you up if you give it out,
don't get the fuck out of it. That's how they roll today. Oh, you ain't gay or what? You're here for that
we all to be here all there like that baby oil
to wear dog collars. Fucking wow. Fucking wives. But that's the type of shit we had. We had fucking that we had fucking even the fucking goddamn
cartoons and shit. We had. We're fucking different, man. They. They were, huh? Actually written better. Yesterday's cartoon. Yeah, yeah, yeah. When you go back and look at this. Yeah. Not like I've watched G.I. Joe's before, and I've been like,
this is pretty well written. Yeah, Like, I'm, like,
shocked at how good some of the stuff is. Gory, slow. Ther
e's you over here. There's actually a start and finish G.I. Joe movie. No, no. The cartoon based on the cartoon,
the TV show back in the day, the cartoons. Oh, yeah.
There's some dumb action together. Back in the day, it was well written. Yeah, they had Dalmatian. Oh, I don't let my kids watch it
because I seen them watch it one time. I this is not going to be played
in the house. Uh, gumball. Somebody's gumball. Oh, yeah. Like that
Teen Titans go. Shit. No, no, no. This is thing that looks like
a gumball. Gumball. It might be the Avengers of gumball or Gumball and somebody,
but this is a little orange fucking thing. These motherfuckers are more
annoying than fucking SpongeBob. Yeah, they're some shit. Wow. So? So, like, not in here, but this shit off
this house isn't not allowed in my house. I don't know what the fuck it is.
Whatever the fuck. Yeah. Watch. Well,
but there's more housing. No more. There was bound to be shit like that when we were kids and probably did,
but we don't hav
e them. We was watching. We buy some. Well, I think we're just to you
that I didn't know that we shouldn't have been watched until we got older. My,
you know what? Actually, young man, we should know
what Ren and Stimpy name do know. But help me. In fact, we should. There was powdered toast, man. And oh,
he was on electric since then. Yeah. I mean, when he picks up the fish and
we start with that dog when those goblins fucking I picked up myself. Yeah. Dude. Like when, when, when Stimpy went
loo
king for the fart and he finally showed his butt cheeks
close up on the fucking floor and it was like a dinner
stand there like that shit. Fucking classic. Oh, the graphic closeups
that they did on that. Yeah. What do you say? The big woman out the fucking fire
down to the building? Yeah. When they pretend to be Dalmatians,
they call Dalmatian paint. Yeah, it's black spots in the white paint. It was Dalmatian Paint? Where are you fucking kidding me? It'd be gray paint by now, huh? But see, that
was just. It was the the creativity back
then, like the invisible fucking. It was the vanishing cream. And Tom and Jerry just. They put their show
on. Muffins would disappear. There was so much great stuff
disappearing reappearing ink for all year, playing Roger Rabbit and man,
that was never before who Framed Roger Rabbit has some classic shit,
and now he's playing petty. Carry me back to the rabbit. Yeah, the rabbit. Mitch Yeah, it ran, but that's still the dirt. Which that said. I heard that,
too, but we're going
have to bring that up. Was this episode of animation
for show a close to the fish hibernation? Yeah, of they figure all day kids to fish or sticking
I might throw a little junior song at you. Oh we're doing June roll it. Yeah. Jillette We're doing
Russian roulette. Russian roulette spinner
and spin it and see where it lands. Doing the Jew Unit's Roadhouse
Blues song from just over two years ago. Road House to include
Doors can be a little rough. You think? Yeah. Twin Cities
I and I don't get the blues. I usually get lost in the mood. Yeah, I know. We shall see,
ladies and gentlemen. But don't forget. Be nice to people that look like you.
Be nice to me. Really don't look like you Don't be a dick
moments, my little bitch. Ladies and gentlemen, keep moving forward. If now we'll come back here on next. Well, Thursday, hopefully rest. You let off in a better next time. But, you know, be nice to people
who look like you've been nice People that don't look like you.
Don'
t be a dick. I said that like, share subscribe. Let your people know. Don't bogart this bitch. Yes, yes, yes. You know I love you all. Yeah, we love you very much. Don't forget
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