well folks let me introduce you to Christopher Ragsdale age 41 straight out of Iowa who experienced what we can only describe as fart induced fury on January 5th, 2020 yes you heard that right picture this Christopher and his girlfriend are chilling at a friend's house in Wichita Falls Texas just enjoying some quality time together but hold on to your noses because things are about to take a stinky turn Christopher being the gentleman that he is decides to bless the room with his er fragrance bu
t alas his girlfriend's delicate nostrils are not too pleased with the aroma in fact she describes it as horrible ouch talk about a blow to the ego well Christopher's response to this less than enthusiastic reception of his natural perfume he takes matters into his own hands quite literally he pulls his poor girlfriend down by the hair plops himself on her back and proceeds to give her the old chokehold treatment oh the romance but wait worse just as things are getting heated and not in a good w
ay their friend walks in sensing the impending doom the friend dashes off to grab the keys for a quick escape meanwhile Christopher's girlfriend probably realizing that she's had enough of this particular scent experience decides to make a run for it to another room but Christopher isn't about to let her escape that easily oh no he follows her and delivers a headbutt for good measure at this point the friend realises that things have escalated from stinky to downright dangerous and does what any
sensible friend would do calls the police and that ladies and gentlemen is how Christopher Ragsdale earned himself a spot on the most unusual reasons for a Arrest list assault family violence and choking all because of a little fart fracas the court sets his bond at a modest $10,000 but the memories of this gas induced drama will surely linger for a lifetime alright folks grab your popcorn and prepare to be entertained by the tale of Rutledge Deas four the mastermind behind the most absurd dia
per changing scheme in history picture this it's November 2,019 in the vibrant city of New Orleans and our protagonist Rutledge decides to take the phrase fake it till you make it to a whole new level armed with nothing but a wild imagination and a knack for deception Rutledge concocts a plan so outrageous it could only happen in the Big Easy so what's the grand plan you ask well Rutledge in his infinite wisdom decides that pretending to be disabled and hiring caretakers to change his diapers is
the way to go but here's the kicker he creates a fictitious younger brother named Corey who supposedly has special needs genius right but wait it gets even crazier Rutledge using his unparalleled skills of persuasion manages to recruit unsuspecting caretakers through an online babysitting app and get this one poor college student ends up changing Rutledge's diapers not once not twice but a whopping 6 times and where you might ask oh just your average everyday locations like Walmart and even a c
offee shop talk about taking convenience to a whole new level but alas all good things must come to an end and Rutledge's diaper changing empire is no exception for the caretakers realizing they've been duped decide enough is enough and march straight to the police station to spill the beans and if that weren't enough they even claim that Rutledge had the audacity to get a little too excited during these diaper changing escapades cue the dramatic music now you think Rutledge would be in hot wat
er for shenanigans right well buckle up because the plot thickens the district attorney faced with a case of diaper related debauchery decides to charge Rutledge not with the expected counts of sexual battery but with four counts of human trafficking that's right folks human trafficking over diaper changes talk about a plot twist but fear not for religious story doesn't end in a jail cell oh no in a surprising turn of events he manages to avoid the clink and instead receives a sentence that read
s like a laundry list of bizarre requirements five years probation 400 hours of community service mandatory internet addiction counselling and even a ban from social media looks like Rutledge will have to find new ways to occupy his time without his beloved diaper changing antics well well well let me tell you a tale about Fergus John Glen a 36 year old man who took sibling rivalry to a whole new level it all started on a fateful evening in March 2003 when Fergus decided to whip up a culinary ma
sterpiece for his dear brother Craig he slaved over a hot stove conjuring up a feast fit for kings but alas as the aroma of his culinary creation wafted through the air there was no thank you in sight now most of us would just grumble under our breath and move on but not our friend Fergus oh no he decided that if Craig wasn't going to acknowledge his culinary genius he'd make sure he'd never forget it with the Grace of a lumberjack Fergus grabbed a wood splitting axe and went to town on poor sle
eping Craigs neck and face eight times to be precise imagine waking up to the sound of someone chopping wood in your own home only to find out it's your brother venting his frustrations with an axe talk about sibling drama after the deed was done Fergus calmly strolled over to his dear mother and confessed to the murder as casually as one would discuss the weather I mean who needs small talk when you've got fretricide on the agenda right according to court documents Fergus's reason for turning h
is brother into a human pinata was simple Craig didn't thank him for dinner that's it no please or thank you in sight and suddenly we're in a horror movie but wait there's more turns out this dinner debacle was just the icing on the dysfunctional family cake the Glen brothers had a long standing feud including a fist fight just four months prior and to top it all off Fergus was drunk ah the trifecta of family dysfunction despite his culinary criticism turning deadly Fergus wasn't proud of his ax
e wielding antics he even admitted he just annoyed me and I did it I'm not proud but I did it well at least he's honest fast forward to the courts granting Fergus Parole in 2,019 apparently completing rehab having accommodations and enjoying his mother support were enough to convince them he was fit for society again I guess they figured he done enough chopping for one lifetime get ready for a wild ride through the bizarre world of movie theatres where even the previews can turn deadly Meet Cur
tis Reeves a retired police captain from the sunny shores of Tampa Florida now Curtis takes his movie going experience very seriously I mean we're talking serious business here folks so picture this it's January 2,014 and Curtis is settling into his seat eagerly anticipating the latest blockbuster flick but hold on to your seats because things are about to take a dramatic turn enter Chad Oulson just your average movie enthusiast except for one tiny detail he's texting through the previews oh the
horror naturally this sends Curtis into a frenzy and before you know it a verbal argument erupts between the two cinemagoers but wait it gets worse in a fit of rage Chad allegedly throws his Popcorn packet at Curtis face popcorn projectiles people this is next level stuff now Curtis not one to back down from a popcorn assault claims he was hit in the face with an unknown object in a move straight out of an action movie he whips out his trusty handgun and Bam Chad is no more courtesy of a shot t
o the chest but here's where things really take a twist Curtis tries to pull the all self defence card but alas the court isn't buying it witnesses come forward popcorn packets are analyzed and the verdict is in second degree murder for Curtis but hold on there's more enter the stand your ground defense a Florida law that gives you the green light to use deadly force if you fear physical harm or death sounds like something out of a superhero comic right alright gather around folks because I've g
ot a story that will make your skin crawl faster than a centipede on a hot skillet picture this it's May 1972 in good ol Bavaria Germany enter Kuno Hoffmann the self proclaimed aficionado of the macabre who decided to take his fascination with the afterlife to a whole new level now Kuno wasn't your average Joe oh no he had a knack for breaking into graveyards and mortuaries like they were his own personal candy stores with a record of 35 incidents of nocturnal excursions Kuno had quite the resum
e in the realm of ghastly endeavors but here's where things take a turn for the spine chilling Kuno wasn't content with just swiping the occasional corpse oh no Siree he decided to spice things up by stabbing the dearly departy with razor blades cutting off heads and even attempting to cosy up with the female cadavers talk about a night out on the town huh now you might be wondering why on earth would someone do such Gastly deeds well according to Kuno it was all in the pursuit of looking good l
ooking and strong hey we've all got our beauty routines right but wait there's more Kuno wasn't just your run of the mill grave robber oh no he had bigger or should I say deader aspirations after his graveyard escapades failed to deliver the desired results Kuno decided he needed to up his game so what's a guy to do when his necrophilia endeavors fall flat well naturally he takes a page out of the vampire handbook and decides to quench his thirst for vitality by you guessed it killing two unsusp
ecting souls Marcus and Ruth in a blood sucking spree fit for the silver screen but alas Kuno's reign of terror came to a screeching halt when he found himself behind bars trading graveyard twists for a cosy spot in a mental asylum looks like his quest for eternal youth hit a bit of a snag huh so the next time you're strolling through a cemetery late at night just remember you never know what kind of Kuno Hoffmann might be lurking in the shadows ready to sink his teeth into the next chapter of h
is ghastly tail
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