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The Most Confusing Commercial for Filipino Immigrants - JR De Guzman

JR De Guzman recalls being puzzled by a commercial about the Philippines and explains why he considers his best friend a man’s man. Original airdate: October 23, 2016 About Kevin Hart Presents: Hart of the City: Stand-up superstar Kevin Hart travels across America in order to learn about the comedy scenes in cities from coast to coast and find each destination's budding stars. #StandUp #JRDeGuzman #HartOfTheCity Subscribe to Comedy Central Stand-Up: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCtw7q4SyOeoCwM1i_3x8lDg?sub_confirmation=1 Watch more Comedy Central Stand-Up: https://www.youtube.com/standup Follow Comedy Central Stand-Up: Twitter: https://twitter.com/standup Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/standup Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/ccstandup Watch full Comedy Central stand-up specials: https://www.cc.com/topic/stand-up . Comedy Central Stand-Up: Anti-Bias Statement: https://www.cc.com/info/k32ti7/ccsu-anti-bias-statement

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3 years ago

all right you guys i'm i'm excited because i'm celebrating i just graduated from college yeah yeah thank you thank you okay all right yeah the best thing about that is like i'm a man now you know yeah like i don't have to call my parents to ask them for money you know yeah cause now i live with them so like i could just knock i'm like dad wake up the pizza guy needs his tip you know it's crazy it's crazy but give it up for him he dropped me off you know like yeah yeah all right i want to do some
thing special right here for y'all by the way i'm not chinese i'm filipino thank you yeah just in case anybody here is racist okay some of you were like i thought he was chinese this whole time but i love being filipino i saw this commercial when we moved here i saw this commercial and i learned that being filipino that i can feed myself for only 63 cents a day it's like what [Music] no are you guys still paying full price that's crazy dude just say your filipino try it [Music] and it's cool man
i'm i'm not a man's man i do a lot of musical comedy i'm not a man's man my best friend he's a man's man you know by which i mean he has a very possessive gay husband [Music] yeah and you guys i'm not gay but like every time i see a black guy with light eyes like i forget my own name yeah she's like me too oh no i see both of them up here i see both of them up here why do you think i'm looking in the back trying to just keep it up here keep strumming i always forget my name i'm like yo what's y
our name he's like it's chris like what's yours i'm like um chris [Music] i don't know man just blink you're making my knees weak i was crossing the street um i saw this black guy with light eyes and i did a little double take i was like oh shoot and he was with this girl and his girl saw me do a little double take and she looked at me she was like excuse me i was like [ __ ] i'm not looking at you i i'm working on a safe sex advice column for for christian teenagers yeah yeah it's called just t
he tips all right all right you guys that's just a bunch of jokes about myself but i got to relate as a performer to you guys and this is a true story about me coming to america uh my family and i when we first moved here we lived in a storage unit for two weeks yeah that's a true story it's just that's what happened and i feel like that would have been like the most awesome episode of storage wars [Applause] like like they just open it up and there's a filipino family inside on the outside ther
e's a dude with a trucker hat he's like i want that i don't want those baseball cards i want that smooth skinned family all right thank you guys very much i'm jr the gooseman you

Comments

@geeelow

People are saying he should get rid of the guitar but he’s just presenting another one of his talents. I think he should keep it up

@kimmirandaart9909

Ok but the guitar gives it that filipino party feel, how I’m laughing AND relaxed

@Bugside

Boy, this gotta be the best crowd

@privateprivate5302

True story: my homeboy told me one day, he was really excited about his new girlfriend. He was so cute, he goes, 'Yeah, she's Japanese, I'm Filipino, I told her, our children will be Jalapenos".....😆, so funny. I miss at dude

@Ganggangbuzzbuzz

Best believe at any Filipino party either a Mic or a guitar is gonna be pulled out.

@bigstunna2049

The guitar was a nice buffer from any silence between jokes and it's a good way to keep the audience on edge

@jayhavok23eis

Kevin Hart was in the house for this young man's performance...

@duskshadow25

People that are complaining about his guitar, have you thought about maybe it's his way of coping with nervousness on the stage in front of a large audience? If you ever been on that stage, it's a lot of pressure with the spotlight hitting on you and audience looking at you. Then you forget what you were going to say and get more nervous.

@littlemisssunshine3267

still has that Filipino shyness in him

@gummisnoodable

Kevin Hart in the audience laughing along. I wonder if he was on the bill that night. Funny stuff! The next Jokoy?

@chandlercampbell9146

Guitar intro was a bit underrated, he killed that riff.

@dylanvickers7953

Kevin Hart laughing in this made me smile.

@RJ-mh3ox

How is he doin this while playin the guitar kid got talent

@Sheriff_K

He’s not wrong about dark skin and blues eyes.. that’s definitely some kryptonite!

@SonnyChenova

Every time a Filipino gets featured, all filipinos in the comments will let you know their filipino too.

@SalSabeel10

Kevin Hart is laughing his ass off 😂

@gianni.santi.

"JR De Guzman" authentic af Filipino name

@tesscardenas4913

his comedy is like hot chocolate on a cold, rainy day.. so chill, relaxed, laid back - love it!

@Armon1990

Great Set. Fantastic Crowd. The feel-good vibe in the room is legit how we [Filipinos] feel when we're having a drink with buddies. Roasting each other while somebody's playing the guitar or singing in the karaoke.

@SherwinDavid

Queen Latifah, Kevin Hart, and a few other celebrities amongst the crowd having a great time! Bravo JR 😂