foreign [Music] [Music] they all want to uh praise the spoon and make it happy I don't really know where those orders come from but a couple somewhere I guess well spoons are amazing we have to Worship the Great and Mighty spoon or else or else we will be sacrificed to the spoon God wow who's the spoon God he's a spoon I was kind of kidnapped here Midway through an operations I was a security guard but then they kind of kidnapped me and then forced me to join all I really know is that they've wo
rship this spoon for a quite some time um when you eat nothing will fall none of the food will fall off but if it's worth the food will fall off because the holes are there [Music] so our Leader's name is doorknob he pretty much just has like a slightly bigger spoon than all of us and pretty much that's it he doesn't do anything quite different from the other one just being a little more important I am doorknob the leader of the order of the spoons because we're very mighty order but yeah they'r
e they're just all kind of on a different plane of existence uh I'm I'm kind of stuck here I am very important to the mighty spoon God so [Music] so would you consider yourself a prisoner yes so we also have these like meetings where we worship the mighty spatula spoon thing spatula spoon thing we're worshiping a spoon taped to the wall I think I think that should kind of say something the spoons are very Mighty with their spoonness [Music] um we also like cats [Music] our masks are good are you
nervous we wear them so we're not recognized in public so symbol of honor and our worship to the spoon I don't know why I got one considering I was kidnapped and held as a hostage to get what they wanted which I think was some kind of spoon did that um I put two gems on the ears like and then I put the a cute red nose so it will look look a little cute [Music] um so we like coffee because we need to be energized when we're doing our crimes we just kind of survive on coffee so they found like a
cup of coffee and started ravaging it uh I don't really know why they have this obsession with coffee but I'm all for it like we're all deprived of energy so might as well that I was drinking the coffee and then John took it from me [Music] hi hi hi they're not they're not gonna see this right um you know they're um a group of children probably so I've been getting a lot of complaints around school about your weird and confusing Behavior spitting on other students oh yeah fire that you started i
n the lunchroom the time you hit the gym teacher oh yeah they're troubled deeply deeply troubled so yeah I I my lawyer has advised me not to say any more than that um but yeah that's how I would describe them um I don't I don't think I yeah I don't I don't think I'm supposed to be here uh have you committed any crimes against your counselor no oh they just kind of like kidnapped her like they did to me and then sacrificed her on like they did to me for some reason no we've not committed any crim
es against the counselor why would we ever do that [Music] I love terrorism why because it it's because our spoon leader loves it terrorism uh we just kind of Rob people of coffee and also their lives occasionally we kept uh breaking the fire hydrant and the or the bench and also we I was trying to break a tree because I was mad at it so I don't really do it but like I just kind of sit there because I don't well I don't want to die if you want to join this order of the spoon you have to be young
so you can live the spoon life do you support the order of the spoon um kind of forced to but like if I had my own choice I would just go home if you want to help out this order of the spoon you can donate a spoon or a child a child works too really I don't think I have hope of escaping honestly they have they may be on another plan of existence but they keep their eyes on this one spoons are awesome because they're no spiky and very good at murder [Music] uh is anyone watching this send help p
lease [Music]
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