[Licking sounds] [Licking sounds] [Licking sounds] [Licking sounds] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Suspenseful music] [Suspenseful music] [Eerie sound] [Eerie sound] [Eerie sound] [Eerie sound] [Eerie sound] [Silence] [Music] -Hi, ray, you're finally awake.
No, no, don't speak. Just listen. I have brought you
here today. And there are only two rules you have to abide
by. The first rule is do not get out of that chair. The
second rule is do not ye
ll. I have not gagged you. I
have not tied you up in the chair because I'm going to take
it. That you will not get out of the chair and that you
will not yell. It's an abandoned building anyway, but it's
the principle of the matter. Do you understand? Good.
My client has asked me to bring you here today because they
have a very unusual request a request that I have never
been asked before. My client is going to give you one
hour to plead for your life. After the hour is up, I am the judge
and ju
ry and decide whether you live or die. There is
no right or wrong answer. The time starts now. You can speak now. [Silence] - You have the wrong guy.
- What's your last name? -Lavell? - Nope, the right guy, ray lavell.
- There's got to be some kind of mistake. -There's no mistake. My
client wanted you. Some clients tell me what the
person did. This particular client didn't tell me what you did.
I don't ask questions. I just do what I'm told. Again,
your plead starts now, there's no right or wron
g answers.
- But I haven't done anything. I've never done anything to anybody.
They have to have the wrong guy. -I don't believe you. You're
lying about something. And I'm going to find
out before we're through. - I'm not lying about anything. This is the
truth. I have a family, a good job, people I help lots of
people in many, many ways. I mean, I have a lot to live for. I
don't want to die. I want to live. - That's it? That's your plead.
- I mean, I don't know what else to say. This is ridicul
ous. You're pleading for your life,
man. Not for a happy meal. - Well, what's the correct answer? What do you want me to say?
- There is no correct formula or answer.
Don't be fake, just be truthful. Be you. Don't say what
you think I would like to hear. -Jesus man, this is all messed
up. This is a lot to comprehend. You say I have an hour.
An hour isn't much time. Most of us don't get that.
- What's that supposed to mean? In my line of work, most
people don't get that. - Ah, right. I don't know
what to say.
- Let's just sit here in silence for a moment. [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] - So how much do you know about me?
- Everything. Except for the one thing that you're lying about.
- So, you know everything, huh? - I gotta tell you, I thought I
might have been kidnapping some loser who had worked
as a fast food manager all of his life. But no, your portfolio
is quite impressive. I've looked at all of your social
media accounts and googled you, you're an optics
engineer
at dark launch, very impressive. -Thanks. -You played tennis when
you were younger. I love tennis. -I wouldn't take you
as a tennis kind of guy. [Chuckles] I know. I'm supposed to like
baseball, football. [Laughs] Do you know why they call it football? - Because you throw
the ball with your hands most of the game? -[Chuckle] I like that. That's a good one. - I really love tennis. - So, why'd you give it up?
- After two years of going professional, I had
to give it up, tore my leg prett
y bad. You know, Roger Federer
and I started out at the same time. I beat him once.
- You're messing with me. Come on. You beat Roger Federer.
I love Roger Federer. There's no way you beat Roger Federer.
I'm gonna look it up right now. Son of a... You did beat him. I'm actually really envious
of you right now. [Chuckle] How was he as a person? - Very humble. He's
one of the nicest guys I've ever met in my life.
- That's incredible that you met him. He's one of my heroes.
That's really something.
-Thanks. - You know, Djokovic is the best though.
- No, Federer all the way. But it's too hard
to say really. If Federer and Nadal and Djokovic had all
played each other, when all three were in their prime,
then we would have known who was best. Really, there are three goats. -Federer, Nadal and Djokovic. The three goats. We'll never see something like that
happen again. When something like that crosses over that spectacularly,
it's like seeing a supernova. -I forgot you're a big hotshot
optics
engineer. So, you know your math and your outer space.
- I do. -What did you do after your tennis career ended? -[Chuckle] Well, it's an interesting story actually. [Chuckle] Well, I
used my tennis money to get through college, but then I ran out
when I was trying to work on my master's and PhD, and then I
met someone who knew someone who kind of got me into
something, and I just fell into it. - And what is it?
- I'm humble. I don't like talking about the stuff. - You don't have to tell
me but
I am intrigued. -All right, if you really
want to know, I got into porn. [Laughs] Bullshit, bullshite. -It's true.
- Look, I'm already envious of you for having
played professional tennis. I would be 100 times more
envious of you if you were with porn star, beautiful women
all day. Or was it gay porn? -No. No, gay porn. They wanted
me to and it paid a lot better, but I would only be with beautiful
women. I mean most of them were beautiful...-You're lying about that. That's, I mean, that's still
not the thing that you're lying about. But
there's no way in hell that you were with beautiful
porn star women all day. - [Chuckle] I don't know what to tell you. It's true.
- Yeah, sure. And what was your porn name? -Stud Lee. -Studley? -No. First name stud. Last name, Lee. -Stud Lee. That's a great porn name. -Thanks. -I don't believe you. I'm
going to Google it right now. Son of a... [Silence] Wow. [Silence] You got to be with her? [Silence] You got to do a gangbang with her? [Silence] I'm so
envious of you right
now. I would have loved to have been with all these beautiful women. [Silence] -Thanks. [Silence] -I'm looking at your IAFD right now. [Silence] You did over 1,000 films. You were in porn for over seven years?
- Yeah, school was long and hard. No pun intended.
I kept doing it for a while even when I went to Liberia. [Silence] -Now I did see that. You set up a foundation out there.
- Yeah, we helped out a lot of people over there.
- People in those countries need help. -They
sure do and we helped
them out a lot. The people were very grateful and thankful.
And when I got back, I did porn a little longer and then
got the job at dark launch, and that's when I quit the porn industry. [Silence] -Was it hard to get a job at dark launch? No pun intended. -Well, no, I ditched the glasses started
wearing contact lenses and used my real name. They
never found out I did porn in my background check. Or
maybe they did, but they still hired me. [Chuckle] [Silence] I'm not winnin
g any points, huh? -Just be you. Don't try to win points with me.
- Kind of hard to be me when I'm pleading for my life. So, you
know my net worth, right? - I sure do. I always know that kind of stuff. -And what is it? It's impressive. It's over 20 million.
- I can pay you a lot more than your client is paying
you, if you let me go. -I can only pride myself on
one thing in this life, and that's that I do my job to a tee. I
never go against what the employer says. I am a
professional direction fo
llower. So, as tempting as your
offer sounds, I must decline. -[Inhales] I understand. I respect that.
- Whatever happens today, you'll be remembered. I mean, you
have a beautiful blonde wife that I saw on your social
media. I mean, she is beautiful, and you've donated so much
and helped out so many. I mean, they put a library in your
name. I mean, a library in your name. -I love to read.
- You'll be remembered your legacy will be remembered.
- That's if you kill me, which I hope you decide not
to. [Suspenseful music] [Music] [Suspenseful music] [Suspenseful music] [Music] [Music] [Silence] - What kind of movies do you like?
- I love a good twist, a smart twist. The usual
suspects is my all-time favorite. I did not see that coming
at the end. [Chuckle] So many cool lines in that movie. -It is, it's a great film. -It's so slick. You know, there's a part in
the movie where he confesses. It's about halfway through
the movie when he does it, but most people miss it. -Do you like M. Night S
hyamalan twists? - The sixth sense? Yes.
The rest, not so much. -You have a lot of nose hairs.
I've had crazy nose hairs my entire life. I kind of like
the twist in the village as well. - Yeah, that was pretty
good too. I also like films that make you work for your
supper, like I'm thinking of ending things and lost highway.
- Yeah. -What about you? What kind of films do you like?
- I am a closet horror film fan. -Really? I wouldn't have
pegged you as a horror film fan. What's your favorite horr
or film?
- The Texas chainsaw massacre. Ah, yeah. That's a great film. A classic.
- It is. It's the best. And the thing I like most
about it is that, well, most horror films, the characters
are just one-dimensional and at first, it seems like leatherface
is too, but then you realize he's not, he's a full
three-dimensional character, a real human being. In the scene
that moves closer in on him when he's sitting there thinking,
you can see how lonely and sad he truly is. He has a soul. -That's pre
tty deep. I guess you really do like that
movie. [Laughs] How's your wife feel about your closet
horror film obsession? -You married? You have kids? [Silence] No. No, I never had any kids. I would have liked at least one. [Chuckle] I used to see this lady every day. She came in with her eight kids. And she was as happy as heaven. What's one person's
heaven, is another person's hell. -I agree. Eight is a bit much.
- On your Facebook, I see that you have a little girl.
Brown eyes and golden brown
hair. She's adorable.
- You spilled coffee on your shirt. - God fucking damn it.
- I had a little girl. She's no longer. - I'm sorry to hear that. What happened?
- We were at a park a park her and I went to quite
a bit. She was playing around. And I was looking at my phone,
you know, looking down for quite a while and eventually
when I looked up, I didn't see her. I looked all over
for her, I just couldn't find her. A man from Arizona that was
there came over and helped me look for her, but just
couldn't find her. I asked the police and they couldn't or wouldn't
do anything. I looked for days and months and some
people were starting to say that she wasn't even my daughter.
- What you mean some people would say she wasn't even
your daughter? That doesn't even make sense. You know
what? I don't even want to know. Look, I'm sorry. Did they
eventually find her body? I'm sorry for your loss. How old
was she when she went missing? [Groaning sound] -Eleven. I have to live with
that burden and
guilt all the time. It tears me apart. It was all my fault. [Silence] -No it wasn't. Let's talk about something else. [Silence] -[Chuckle] Sure, let me
think of something, ok well. This kind of feels like a
first date question. What are your likes and dislikes? -[Laughs] Yeah, in
theory I guess it would be. - So what are your likes and dislikes?
- Oh, wow. More dislikes than likes, I guess. I'll
start with the dislikes. I hate burping, farting, people
picking their teeth in front of me with tho
se dental
floss things. I hate or dislike a lot. I just I mean that's
just a few, there's many, many others. My likes are, I like
to run. I love to run actually, you know. It's always gotten
me out of my head. It's always gotten me away from everything,
you know, made me feel good about myself. [Chuckle] [Humming sound] [Humming sound] [Humming sound] -So, yeah. -Shouldn't you let go of
the dislikes since you're going to die soon?
- What do you mean? You said, you're going to hear out my plead.
Are
you going to kill me no matter what I say? - My client wants me to
hear you out. And then make my decision.
- Are you going to kill me no matter what I say? - I see your point. Bad
choice of words on my part. I'm sorry. - Okay. So, how are you
basing your decision on whether to kill me or not? -I just am. -That is not an answer. [Silence] -There's not an answer for
everything and that's what makes life special. I can't give you
an answer. I will hear you out and then make my decision. -Off o
f what criteria are you basing your decision?
- I've already explained it to you. [Silence] This-this is fucking bullshit. -That's the first time I've heard you cuss. I like that. -Sorry, I just...
- Don't be sorry. There's nothing wrong with cussing. [Suspenseful music] [Suspenseful music] [Suspenseful music] [Heart beating] I could see through the
curtain, really weird weather we're having today. It'll be
dark and then sunny. And now a fog is coming in. Keeps
going back and forth. Really weird
weather we're having today. -One of those days I guess. - It's a little bit of fog
and a little bit of dark now. And die off.
- I really want to move out of this chair. - Don't move. Stay right there.
- You said that just how my dad used to say it. [Distorted sound] -What the hell was that? -I don't know. It sounded like something
from a boat, like a boat coming into harbor. - No, but didn't you
hear it? It sounded like a fire alarm somewhere else,
but it sounded like a distorted sound here. -
No, I didn't hear that
part. I just heard the crazy distorted sound.
- I could hear it. I could hear it really well. It's very strange.
- It's a strange day, weird weather, weird alarms, and
the wrong guy being abducted and pleading for his life.
- You're lying about something and I'm going to figure it out.
- No, you're not. -I'm not going to figure it out, huh?
- No, you're not going to figure out because there's nothing
to figure out. I'm not lying about anything.
- You're lying about somethi
ng. [Suspenseful music] - How can you say black lives don't matter?
- I'm not saying they don't matter. I'm
saying everyone's life matters, mine, yours, to the little bug on the wall.
- Of course, but it's not. That's not
what it's really about. I have black friends who tell me
they don't get it. They've never had that kind of trouble. So just
shut up. You don't know what you're talking about. Just shut up.
- Fine. No, you know what? It's not fine. All my
life, I've held my tongue. I've never st
ood up for
myself, nor have I been bold in giving my opinion because
I've been in fear of what others would think. Or what mean
comments they might say. So, I've held my tongue,
but I will not bite my tongue anymore. You are wrong, not
me. It is my opinion backed up with valid facts. So you shut
up. The black lives matter is about black people and
they're run-in over many, many, many decades with the police.
Run-ins that no other race can understand, that's what
black lives matter is about. And
if you don't like my opinion,
then you can shoot me right now because I'm not
going to be quiet any longer. Okay... good for you.
- And I'm fucking tired. [Silence] -[Laughs] [Sighs] It's been a long day.
- That's an under statement. Just please let me live and you're right,
everyone's lives matters. Look we all go through all
kinds of things, love, depression, friendship, breakups, depression,
work, everything, everything matters. Depression. -But you know, the native American indigenous people
got
the rawest deal of them all. - True. - More of them were killed
than any other race and they didn't get much.
- Some are happy with the land and casinos they got. -Some are but some aren't.
- And in the end, no one really cares about them. They
get pushed to the side because they bring no money to the
table in Hollywood. The asians have been the latest fad
from all the hate crimes from covid, as well as the blacks
from the police, and this, and that. But in the end, they matter
because they
bring money to the table in Hollywood.
Therefore, they matter. But the native American indigenous
people don't bring any money to the table. Therefore, they don't matter. They matter and things are getting
done for them. They took away the Washington redskins name
and the Cleveland Indians name. There's petitions to get rid
of Columbus day and make it indigenous peoples day.
- It's still not enough. Although, I guess it really never is.
- It has to start somewhere, right? Making a difference an
d change
and even radical change takes time. It takes a lot of
time. It's never easy. -Always a long time. And then
things get done and some things get better, but then other things
become worse. It's just this continuing cycle. It never
ends. When does it ever end? - I don't think it does ever really end.
- Yeah. But you're right about time. Time is
always fleeting. Time is of the essence. Once you were a
kid, then in a blink of an eye, you're in high school, then
the next thing you know, you'r
e burying your parents. And
then the next thing, you know, someone is burying you. -Yes, it goes by too quick.
I wish we lived on Neptune. [Silence] -Here's the space talk. I wondered when you were going to bring
it up, being an optics engineer and all. - I love outer space. As
an optics engineer, you don't necessarily have to love space.
- Who have you worked with? - I've worked with NASA
some, but mainly the department of defense. -Ever work with the CIA or FBI? -Very rarely, but yes. [Silence
] -Maybe that's what my
client wants with you. Maybe by killing you, I prevent
some secrets from getting out. -I doubt it. But maybe,
I work with radar now. What kind of math and
physics did you have to learn? - Ever hear of transformers? - The movie and the
physics. Yes. Maybe that's what you're lying about.
You're brilliant. Maybe you have some top secret that can end the world.
- I don't, I'm not that high up and I don't
have that kind of clearance. You know, I believe you but
you're lying ab
out something I can feel it. -I'm not.
- We'll see about that. Anyway, back to Neptune. So if we lived
there, then time wouldn't go by... -Well, according to theoretical
science fiction writers, a year on Neptune is equal to
165 years here on earth. So in theory, who knows.
- That's pretty amazing though. And when you're going up
into space, you're not really going up into it. You're
going to and from, correct? That's a whole another discussion.
We could talk days about space and theories. If yo
u let
me live, I'll talk to you about it for weeks.
- I'm standing up. I'm tired of sitting. -Your eye is red. I used to have a
boss once whose eye was always red. He used to tease me about
how out-of-whack my eyebrows were. He said I looked
like Albert Einstein. [Silence] -Do you believe in god? [Silence] -I don't know. Yes. No, I don't know. I mean, yes, I do. I think we
have to believe in something, that there's something better than this place.
- But isn't that being greedy? I mean, we've
be
en given a great gift by being here and isn't that
like saying what else you got for me? - True. But that's in our
human nature too, to always want more. Or to want
something, just a little piece of the pie. I think for those
who have had a perfect life, then they probably just
see being here within itself as the gift. But for people who
have suffered greatly, I think they have to believe that
there's something better in the afterlife. I think most of
us need to believe that. I guess so but not
you, you've had a
great life. A great career, a beautiful wife. A daughter
which... I'm sorry, you never found her. But at least you
had her. That's more than I can say. I never even had any
kids. I would have even been fine if I had some, biologically. But I didn't even have that. I wouldn't have cared
if I ever met them or not. Because if I can't preserve
future generations with my last name, I would have had
least liked to preserve future generations through my DNA.
And I didn't even get to h
ave that. Also, you did porn.
You got to be with all those beautiful women with your
huge schlong, the envy of all of us small cocks. And you
played tennis professionally? Yes, you can die a happy man. -Thanks, but hopefully I won't have to die a happy man today.
- But if and when you die, you can die a happy man
knowing that you lived a fulfilled life. That's more than any of
us can say. What I think would be really cool is if we die
and we all got it wrong. You know, we thought god was
this or
that, but then we die and we get there and we're
like, wow, we all got it wrong. But this is much better. -Yeah. -I once knew a woman who had lupus, she suffered from
incredible pain. She didn't want to have children because
she didn't want to take the chance of transferring the lupus to
them. She stopped believing in god, because she didn't feel
like god answered her prayers. -That's really sad suffering
from that kind of physical pain, mental pain. I can understand that. -It's hard to keep th
e faith when you've suffered
great pain. But each person is different. Some who have
suffered just as great pain or who are molested as
kids, go on to live normal lives, have kids. And others
become the night stalker. Why some do and some
don't, we'll never really know. We can act like we have the answers, but
in the end, we don't have any of the answers. [Silence] -With science, they're always finding data that says this and that.
And then years go by, and they find data that says, 'no,
that or
iginal data is incorrect and this data is now correct.'
And then they find new data later on that crosses out that old
data. It's a never ending search to be right. Some are saying
years ago, that the next ice age would happen in 10,000
years. Now, they're saying the next ice age will happen
in the next 1,000 years. And even more recently the next
ice age, they're saying will happen in the next 300
years. So, what do you believe, right? What's even the
point of this conversation? - To figure stu
ff out. To figure it out,
literally and metaphorically and everything else in between.
- What if there's nothing to figure out.
- There's always something to figure out. Even when there's
nothing, there's something. - I don't even know where we're going with this.
- Look like you were going to move. Don't move.
Yeah, we're both tired. That's conversation for you. Always starts with
something and ends with something else. -My head hurts with all of this.
- Mine does too. -Question? Did you always
want to be a hitman? -There was a lot I would have liked to have
done with my life. Porn, tennis. Even optics engineering
would have been great. There's a lot I would have liked to
have done with my life and I envy you. You got to do it all. A person's testament is, how much they do for others
and you helped others a lot. You donated your time and
money to a lot of good causes. People will remember you.
People will remember you. What made you want to
get into optics engineering? -To work on a t
eam, the money, to work
with different people and to learn everything about everything.
But ultimately, what I do is for the greater good of all
humanity or at least our work works towards trying to make
the world a better place for everyone. I wanted to do
something that ultimately could help and inspire everyone
and I hope and pray our work ultimately does that. Do
you feel fulfilled with your job? -Not really. I would have liked
to have done anything else, but this is where I wound up.
Just f
lipping... being a hitman. Taking lives. I can't say
much about myself in this life, but I can say that I always
did my job to a tee and I can take pride in myself with that.
- How many people have you killed? - Oh, it's kind of uh, well,
let me ask you a question. What's your favorite fast food hamburger?
- Oh, no, no, no I never want to see another
hamburger the rest of my life. -[Chuckle] You've had one too many, huh?
- Oh, I just yeah. Well i-what's your favorite? - You know, it's funny
that
you mention it. I kind of hate fast food hamburgers
myself. I think I've had one too many as well.
- The fries I can love no matter what. -Oh, absolutely. You can never
hate the fries. All that grease. -It's funny. No matter how
much I hate the burgers, I can always love fries. I love ranch on mine.
- Oh, yeah. And lots of salt.
- My mouth is watering just thinking about it. All those fries sound
like heaven right now. - They do. They certainly do.
- So, besides fries, what are your other likes
? - I love the beach. There
was this guy that I saw one time at the beach. He
went up to this pretty woman. And he started talking to
her. And at first, she wanted nothing to do with him. You
could tell by her body language, but after a while her body
language changed and she was really talking to him. She
was really liking him. After a while and I couldn't fathom
what he had said to her. They talked for about an
hour as I watched them, and he was going to get her number
at least and maybe even
go home with her that day. It
was amazing. I couldn't even imagine what he talked to
her about for an hour. I could never do something like that.
- I like the beach too. -Yeah. [Sniffs] I also like dogs. [Music] -Love dogs. [Music] Do you have any dogs? -I used to have one. -Oh, yeah, what kind? -I don't want to talk about it. I had one. She was great.
She was really special. - What were your favorite things about her?
- Everything, really. But if I had to choose my favorite it was the simple th
ings. I used to sit on the couch
and she would jump up with me. And lick my face ravenously
as if she wanted to eat it. It was the thing that
made me the most happy. -What happened to her? -I don't want to talk about it either.
- I understand. -But the other things I like
are looking at myself in the mirror no, I'm just kidding.
[Chuckle] Well, no, I mean, I mean we all kind of do, right? -What? -No, it's nothing. -No, tell me. What is it?
- It's just so strange that you mentioned that. -That I
mentioned the mirror? -Yeah. Because I don't have friends. I
don't talk to people. I just look in the mirror. Myself in that mirror
is my only friend. Talk to myself in the mirror, sometimes
with even a pocket mirror, too. - Bullshit, you're playing
this sad card on me, and it won't work with me buddy,
boy. You have a beautiful wife, a great life, a great job, tons
of friends, over a thousand friends on Facebook, 88
thousand friends on Twitter, over a hundred thousand friends
on Instagram, you'r
e liked, but not just like you're loved.
People adore you. People will miss you. So nice try on
playing the sad card. You got guts. I'll give you that,
but it won't work with me. -Thanks. [Music] [Music] [Music] - I wanted to ask you something. -Go ahead. -Do you feel tired? - I feel really tired. -Same here.
- I really need to pee. -You know the rules. -I know. [Breathing heavily] I'm going right now. [Groaning] [Inhales] The pause that refreshes.
- I don't see any water. -Well, I went. Might b
e on the chair. - I don't see any pee on
the chair or on your pants -Well, these are special work pants. Well they're nice-looking pants,
stain resistant, huh? Where can I get me a pair of pants like that?
- Well, if you work at dark launch, you can get some.
Or if you let me go, I'll get you some. - We'll see. They are
nice looking pants though. I could have sworn I've
seen them before. I could have swore, I've seen those pants before.
- I don't know what to tell you. Oh, that's
where I thought
I'd seen you. What? What? - For the last 35
minutes, I've been trying to figure out where I've seen you before.
- I doubt you've seen me before. - Oh, maybe it wasn't you.
But years ago at the mall, I saw this drop-dead gorgeous
blonde and there was this guy with her that looked like you. -[Laughs] Maybe it was me. No, it wasn't me. I wish. [Music] -She was so, she was so
beautiful. She was so beautiful. She was so beautiful. She was
so beautiful. She was so beautiful. [Music] I'm tired. I just
want to sit
here and rest for four minutes, rest and reflect.
- Four minutes, that's 240 seconds, 240 seconds doesn't seem
long. But are you sure? -I just want to rest and reflect for a bit. [Silence] -Well, it's your hour, if That's what you want,
that's what you'll get. - Yes. We'll start. Right. Now. [Music] [Music] [Music] [Suspenseful music] [Suspenseful music] [Suspenseful music] [Suspenseful music] [Suspenseful music] [Suspenseful music] [Suspenseful music] [Suspenseful music] [Suspensef
ul music] [Suspenseful music] [Silence] [Thriller sound] [Creepy sound] [Creepy sound] -Yeah, I've lived in so many
different places in my life, so many different places. [Creepy sound] [Creepy sound] Was I sleeping? -Yeah, you fell asleep. [Silence] [Silence] - How long did I sleep for?
- I don't know. About 10 seconds. - Oh. That's not too long.
- No, it's not. You look spooked. - I had a dream. Real short one.
- What happened? -There were these hands hands in a fog,
fog. They were reaching re
aching towards me.
- It's getting foggier outside. Keeps going back and forth. Really odd
weather we're having today. [Silence] This weather is weird. Like
this whole year and a half. You'd think we were in the
midst of a pandemic. [Chuckle] - You'd think, huh? [Chuckle] [Sniffs]
- You know, anyone that got covid? -Yeah. You? -I knew a couple that had
covid. One guy, I killed a little while ago, he had it. He said,
nothing happened. It was just minor allergies. It affects so
many people in so ma
ny different ways. Did you ever get covid?
- You know what? I don't remember if I did or not. I think I, I
don't think I did. I mean, I don't remember.
- Did you get vaccinated? -I remember I was going to, I think I did
get vaccinated. Yeah, but I think I did. - It's funny that you
say that because I killed a guy a few weeks after the
other one and he had it too. And he was hospitalized,
and he was having neurological problems and all kinds of stuff.
- Yeah, but I'm not having trouble rememberin
g stuff.
I just don't remember that. -Yeah but I mean, you know,
there's so many variants. It's just such a crazy disease.
- You didn't get vaccinated? -No, I don't, no. I mean in my
line of work, I'm more likely to get killed then by
dying from some disease. That's so weird. I can't remember.
- Well, I mean, you know, who knows? You probably had it and
you just don't remember. It's the neurological stuff. Did your wife get it?
- Let's talk about something else. -Well, when the authorities
found
the two guys that I had killed, they stated
that they had both died from covid. Now, how can you say
someone died from covid when you have a bullet through
the head, huh? Tell me that. I'm curious. I know you do a
lot of charity work at hospitals. Did you ever meet anyone?
You donate a lot of time and effort and money to the
hospitals and people love you. But did you ever meet anyone
with covid in the hospital? -Yeah. -Details. What was it like? I saw a man who had covid, he never smiled.
It wa
s horrible. It seems like most people that get it and die from it, already
had an underlying condition. But for a rare few who are
perfectly healthy, they get it and die from it, too.
- I hate hospitals in general. The times I've been there, it's
not the seeing that gets to me. -What you mean?
- I look at people and I'm fine. But it's the screams. It's
the screams that get to me. A lot of crazy things happen
in a hospital. Never fun to be in one. - No, it is not. But where
you're sitting is even
less fun. -Have you ever let anyone live?
- No, but no one has ever been given a proposition
like my client has given you. - Are you leaning towards yay or nay?
- Can't tell you that. -Can't or won't? -Both. It means what it means.
- Makes no sense. Who's your client?
- No, you don't get that information. Some stuff you don't want
to talk about and some stuff I don't want to talk about either. [Music] [Heartbeat] [Silence] [Heartbeat] [Silence] [Silence] [Heartbeat] [Silence] -Horror films, who
would have
thunk? You know, we never ask ourselves about a person's
story. We never say, "hey, what's that person story?
What's her story? Was she kind? Was she loved?" We don't
care about that stuff because we just keep doing what we want
to do. We're selfish and that's humanity for you. But you never
know about another person's story. Horror films. So
who's your favorite actor? Keanu Reeves. - I love it. What's your
favorite film with him? Guess. The John wick films.
- How did you know? -Hey,
I'm a hitman. I know these things. Keanu
Reeves though. He seems like a great person. I don't think
the Salem witch trials will go after him in this post humor era.
- But I mean, some of it needed to be done though.
- I agree, but there's a fine line too. And where does
it end? When does it stop? I could see it in the headlines
now. Professional athlete Steve stick was fired for
looking at someone weird years ago. -Who's Steve stick?
- I don't know, I'm just making up a name. - [Chuckle] That's
funny. But that part is true. Professional actress Mary
Milvac, she's fired from all further gigs due to inhaling the same
oxygen as a famous producer. -But I don't think they'll ever
go after Keanu Reeves. He's too cool. -You never know.
- True. I mean, I could see it now. Keanu Reeves is fired
from all further gigs because he said the F word occasionally
and it made some perfect sensitive poets feel uncomfortable.
- I hope that never happens to him. I like his films a lot.
The world needs Kea
nu Reeves. He's awesome.
- I agree. Penny for your thoughts. - Well, I don't want to die.
- Everyone's time comes at one point or another. One of the
true facts in this world. - But I don't want to die right now.
- Hey, no one does. It's the lotto of life. You can't predict it. But
when your time comes, it comes. -But I don't want to die.
You've got the wrong guy. -We'll see about that. [Humming] [Humming] -But I was also thinking about
a man I knew. He was always broke. Didn't have a family.
He
wasn't married. He didn't have any kids. He always thought
he was a badass, but he wasn't. He was shat on by everybody
in his life. I just want to help him. I want to help
him so bad. I want to help everyone. -Well, why didn't you help him?
- You got the money and the likeability. You got
the money and the heart. People love you. So why didn't you
help him? You could have helped... -Some people don't want
to be helped. Oh that's a load of bull. You could have helped
him. You could have gave him
money. You could have
introduced him to all your friends and all the women you know.
You could have made him a badass. That's just a load
of crap. I don't accept that. I don't accept that. I don't
accept that. I don't accept that. I don't accept that. [Silence] [Suspenseful music] [Groaning] I'm tired. -I'm sitting down again. I'm breathing hard. Why am
I breathing hard? Looks like the sun is coming out again.
Weird weather we're having today. Wouldn't you say?
- Yeah, weird weather. -Very weir
d. You're lying about something.
- If I was lying, which I'm not, what's your best guess?
- I've been trying to figure that out for the last 45
minutes now. I can usually figure it out. I just can't
figure it out this time. - Because I'm not. -Why am I breathing hard? [Suspenseful music] What was your childhood like?
- It was lonely. -Oh, yeah. Why is that? - I was afraid to go out
and meet people. Afraid to take risks. I pretty much
in my room the whole time. What did your room look like? - It
was small, kind of
like the wall behind you. -That's pretty small... And lonely. -It was. I was in that room so much,
even as the years went by, it didn't matter if I was at
work or the movies or wherever. I still saw myself in that
room, just in that room. Here's a question for you. Who's
more shallow men or women? - Both. [Suspenseful music] -I agree. On one end of the
shallow spectrum men are very shallow because most will try
to screw any woman possible. They don't care what that
girl looks
like. They will do anything possible to get
laid. Now, on the other end of the shallow spectrum, most
women want to find their ideal partner and they are extremely
picky on that ideal partner. Picky from the physical to
the personality, to even the type of shoes he wears. It is
equal, just on opposite spectrums of the shallow-o-meter. But,
where we meet together is, men want to be with beautiful
women and some women want to be with beautiful men.
- That reminds me of this one time years ago, I w
as trying out
online dating. I texted and spoke with this one woman
for almost two months. We hit it off real well. I thought
it might have even really gone somewhere. I thought she
might have even been the one. So right before we were
about to go meet, I forgot to tell her that I had grown out a
mustache and didn't look like my pictures anymore. So, I
told her and she simply texted back saying, "I'm sorry. I
don't like guys with facial hair. Goodbye." - I've had that happen
many times too thoug
h, I think most of us guys have. But
look in the end, you got the last laugh. You're married to
a beautiful blonde woman who loves you no matter what.
She doesn't care if you have facial hair or not. She's
definitely, most definitely more beautiful than that girl who
rejected you. So in the end, that's your middle finger to that bitch.
- Thanks. -I always love how the movies
never reflect real life. How a kid who screws an apple pie can
have a shot with a gorgeous foreign exchange student
babe.
[Laughs] It's every guys wet fantasy yet, it's never attainable.
It never happens in the real world. -Who knows? Maybe it does? -If only -anything is possible, right? -Yeah, I guess miracles do happen. Well my friend, time is almost up.
Any last words before the final verdict? -You got the wrong guy.
You've stated, I'm a good guy and that you're envious of me.
Which that may or may not score some points with you in the
end. But again, you said, just to be myself, which I have
been. But I do have
one final plea. I'm going to make two
points. I ask you to really hear me out. -Okay.
- The first point, I ask you to show me mercy, show me mercy. I
know you've shown mercy in your life, right? -I have many times.
- Okay, good. The second point. You said your client
leaves it up to you whether or not to kill me or let me live, correct?
- That is correct. -Okay, I will give you three
million dollars if you show me mercy and let me go. Now
just hear me out for a second. You wouldn't be disobeyin
g
what your client says as they are okay with your final
decision of letting me go. So, if you let me go, you will
still do the job for them that you were paid to do. And you
will also come out with an extra 3 million dollars.
- But I would be lying. -What is truth? - Pontius Pilate. [Chuckle]
- You wouldn't be lying. You just wouldn't tell them that part. I
mean if they asked then yes, you would be lying. But they
probably won't ask as they left the choice up to you.
- Well, I don't know. -They
might ask me why I let you go.
- Then tell them the truth, that you heard me out and you showed
me mercy based on what you heard. And you can just leave
the three million dollar part out of it. That's all.
- But I would have to tell them that you gave me three million
dollars. Remember, I haven't done much good with my
life. But I have always done my job to a tee. That is the
one thing I can pride myself on. - Then tell them that I
gave you three million dollars too. In the end, it's your decis
ion.
- I don't think they would look too kindly upon that.
- But you don't know that. You just don't know. - Is that something I want to risk?
- I don't think you're risking anything.
They left the choice up to you. You're a badass
hitman. Whatever led to that final choice was up to you.
As they said, it was up to you. - True. - I'm just asking you to
please, please consider everything we've talked about today. I'm
asking you to consider the last two points I've made to you.
I ask you to please
consider it in your final decision.
- Okay, I'll consider it my final decision. -Thank you.
- Of course, ray. Okay I've made my final decision. -That quick.
- Yeah, why? -Whenever a jury comes back from deliberation that
quick, it's usually not a good verdict. -Got you. [Music] -You know. [Music] -I can't remember what you said, happened to your little girl.
Weird, isn't it. What happened to her? -I can't remember either.
- That's really weird. Neither of us can remember.
- I think we're just ti
red, it's been a long day. [Music] I think we're just tired, it's
been a long day. [Chuckle] - You can say that again.
- I think we're just tired, it's been a long day. -You can say that again.
- I think we're just tired, it's been a long day.
- I like you. I do. And I just want to say, it's been a
pleasure. You've been very, you've been very pleasant to talk
with. I'm jealous of your life. You've had the perfect life.
- Thanks. You're right. I do have the perfect life.
- You did have the perfec
t life. -You're going to kill me. You
really going to kill me? Why? I offered you extra money
and you'd still be within the confines of doing your job
correctly. So, why? That doesn't even make any sense. Is it
because you're jealous of my life? [Silence] - No, no, that's not it.
- Then why? It doesn't make any sense. I want to know why.
- There is no reason. Just cause. Sometimes, it's... Just your time. -That's not an answer just cause. That's not an answer.
- The world doesn't give answers. T
hings just happen and life
moves forward. I mean, there's answers for some things, but
other things have no answers. It just is. No it's your choice. -I don't accept that. There's so much, there's so much I still wanted to do.
- Oh, come on. You're the man with the perfect
life. You've traveled so much. [Music] [Music] [Music] You've done it all. You
have the perfect life. - Thanks. I really do, huh. I've never
really given it much thought. -Yeah, right. And your
beautiful wife, I mean, she went
with you everywhere. I saw
pictures of you guys smiling. Happy... in love. [Silence] I would have loved to have had that. [Silence] I mean, most people don't
get that kind of life. Most people they don't get stuff dedicated
to them. They don't get to help people. The way that
they would like to help people. You've gotten stuff dedicated
to you. You will not be forgotten the world loves you.
And you love the world. Your-your legacy will live on. [Silence] This is the end for you, my friend. [Sil
ence] -I don't accept it. I thought
you and me had an affinity that we were seeing eye to
eye. But now, I see that you're like the rest of the world.
[Chuckle] Mean, cruel, punishing. [Silence] You help and help and help
people, they just take advantage of your kindness instead of
appreciating your kindness. A mean and cruel world.
- You know, that's not true. -I know. - You had a good run.
- We're just not on the same page, so I dissociate from you now. Because what
you're doing isn't right. It
makes no sense. [Silence] I have regrets in life
and I should have done more and took more risks
and done this and that. But I don't remember those risk I
should've taken or those regrets now. I don't remember any of it now.
I only remember my good life. -Maybe as a kid you were
afraid. But you're no longer afraid. You take risks, you
have a beautiful wife. You are no longer afraid. [Silence] You have a beautiful wife. [Silence] And you had a beautiful little girl.
- You're right. You're right
about that. You're right. You're
right about that. You're right, you're right about that. [Silence] -It's nothing personal. -Yes, it is. It's always personal. That's just
something people say to make themselves feel better. I
mean, we both like for crying out loud. -I know. He's a badass. [Silence] I played by the rules. I did what I was supposed
to do. I played by the rules. -That doesn't matter in the
grand scheme of life. Sometimes you might be more safe. But not always.
- You got the wrong g
uy? -No, I have the right guy.
- You're the bad guy. You're just a bad guy.
- That's right. I'm the bad guy and you're the good guy. [Laughs] -You can't show me any mercy, whatsoever. You show me no mercy.
- That's right. No mercy. I love what I do. - I knew you were bad.
Were you ever going to hear me out or were you going
to kill me no matter what? [Silence] -That's right. No matter what you would
have said, I would have killed you anyway. I knew
from the beginning that I was going to kill you
.
- You show no mercy fucking bastard. [Suspenseful music] -Any last words? [Suspenseful music] [Creepy sound] [Creepy sound] [Creepy sound] [Creepy sound] [Suspenseful music] -Yes, call your client. Maybe
they'll tell you they made a mistake and you got the wrong guy.
- I'm not gonna do that. - Why not? - Because it's not within
the confines of the job description. [Weird sound] [Phone rings] That might be the client answer the phone. - It is the client -answer the phone.
- No. -God dammit my l
ife depends on it. Answer the goddamn phone.
You always said you do your job to a tee. That's the
one thing you pride yourself on, doing your job. So do your
job and answer the goddamn phone, please! [Phone rings] [Suspenseful sound] [Suspenseful sound] -Yes, I see. Okay. Okay, I'll do that. You are one of the luckiest guys I
have ever met in my life. The client just told me they picked up the
right guy just a few minutes ago, and they killed him.
They want me to let you go and they've offered m
e an obscene
amount of money on top of what they're already
paying me, to let you go. - Ah, thank god. If you ever speak of this
day to anyone, the police your wife, anyone, I will
hunt you down and kill you. -What if the client doesn't pay you? -They will because my client knows I'll kill them if they don't. You're free to go. But you're lying about something. Go. If you don't go, I'll kill you.
- Okay. Okay, just let me get up. [Suspenseful music] [Groans] -Aah, that feels good
to get out of t
hat chair! [Suspenseful music] [Suspenseful music] -Go. [Suspenseful music] Hey, buddy boy, if you
don't leave in 5 seconds, I'm going to kill you. [Suspenseful music] [Silence] I said, leave right now. [Knife stabbing] [Silence] [Silence] -No, no, no, don't speak. Just
listen. Okay. Good. I only have two rules. Don't speak.
Just listen. I've been watching you for a long time. A long,
long time. The client you work for, works for me. Us
being here today has been a long time in the making.
Many y
ears ago, you did a hit on my house. Only you didn't
know it was my house. Your target was my dog sitter. A
man, who from the Hopi tribe... So, you killed him. You did
your job. You could have been done, but, you decided to kill
my dog, too. You killed my dog and you ripped her to pieces.
Her feet were so small. She was so tiny. Over the years, I
figured out it was you who killed her, and I've been planning
this moment ever since. Because even though what you did
was unforgivable, I was still wi
lling to give you a
chance and show you mercy. Because you see, it wasn't me
pleading for my life today. It was you pleading for yours and
you failed. You failed miserably. [Silence] [Humming sound] [Humming sound] [Humming sound] [Humming sound] [Humming sound] [Humming sound] [Humming sound] [Humming sound] -And that day when you were at
the... And that day when you were at the... And that day when you
were at the... And that day when you were at the... And you took your eyes off...
And you to
ok your eyes off... This is for her. [Music] [Silence] - Why don't you have blood on your hands?
- Because I was careful unlike you. You're either
a shitty hitman or you've gotten careless in your old age.
You should always, always look under the bed of any unknown room. [Silence] [Chainsaw sound] [Chainsaw sound] [Chainsaw sound] [Chainsaw sound] [Chainsaw sound] [Chainsaw sound] [Humming sound] [Humming sound] [Humming sound] [Humming sound] [Silence] [Chainsaw sound] [Chainsaw sound] [Chainsa
w sound] [Silence] [Weird sound] [Weird sound] -I got a job for you. Old white
abandoned building, bottom floor, second door on the
left. I'll pay you triple your usual rate. You're going
to find a lot of parts all over the place. Good. I'm leaving
now. Be here in an hour. Perfect. [Silence] [Intense music] [Intense music] [Intense music] [Intense music] [Silence] [Silence] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Mu
sic] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] -Wishes of words that I can't
define. The way the pail drops into the well. As I make a wish
flipping my dime in, hey, where's the calm. Hey, where's the calm. Living life of so much sin. I don't think I can ever win,
but that's okay cause I'm still here. Living my life
with so much fear. Hey... Where's the calm. Hey, where's
the calm. I used to have a best Friend. He betrayed me in
the end. But it wasn't for naught because in
the end, I learned
a lot. Hey, where's the calm. Hey, where's the calm. I kept my head up and kept
going, even when I did want it to end. Falling from grace
is not hard to do. It's only hard to be the best you. Hey,
where's the calm. Hey, where's the Calm. I know that I won't be
alone, when I say that I feel so alone. Wishes of words
that I can't define. The way the pail drops into the well.
Hey, where's the, hey, where's the hey, where's the calm. [End]
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