[Music] good evening and welcome to Jesse Waters prime
time tonight we are going to interview some old white guy with privilege what's so funny I don't get it all right Jesse
I think it's disgraceful the way the Congress are behaving and especially uh Marjorie Taylor
green I have to admit I didn't really listen but I agree with the old white guy and now
a very special event Americas Rocky Horror Picture Show variety show starring Marjory
Taylor green hit it Marjorie Marjorie Taylor green here I'
m gonna talk
about the debt sailing here Joe's little fantasy Michael Rainey was Ill The Day the Earth Stood
Still but he told us where we stand and Flash Gordon was there in silver underwear Claude
Rains was the Invisible Man then something went wrong for favorite and King Kong they
got caught in a Celluloid Jam from outer space and this is all of my search
around science fiction double feature doctor [Music] [Applause] see Androids fighting red and China Stars [Music] [Music] George Santos her
e uh I think I should
get a voice as much as anyone else I'm not convicted yet I knew Leo G Carroll was over
a barrel went to Rancho I took to the Hills and I really got hot when I saw Janet Scott
fighter traffic that's its poison and kills top that [ __ ] dirt on Andrew said proofs
gave him the ruins me too and passing the viewers lots of skills but When Worlds Collide
set George Powell to his pride I'm gonna give you some terrible Thrills like us science
fiction you sing it Matt Gates double f
eatures [Music] I used to be a musical director [Music] [Applause] [Music] and Francis stars in Forbidden planets [Music] pictures show I wanna go [Music] double feature picture shows by RKO
[Music] to the late night double feature Picture Show in the back road [Music] pictures all Ron DeSantis here and I'm running for president
I'm often compared to him but let me tell you I'm not scared of Donald Trump and the
Velvet Darkness of the Blackest Night Burning Bright there's a guiding star [Music]
no matter
what oh [Music] Who You Are alive [Music] alive [Music] foreign [Music] I like the way you screw up your face you
hit those high notes there Ron you're pretty good at that I must say Darkness must go down the river of night's
dreaming flow more fear slow Let the Sun and light
come streaming into my life [Music] into my life [Music] [Applause] [Music] burning in the fireplace [Music] in the Darkness of every body [Music] you might as well give up now Ron the sanctimonious
Jesse Waters h
ere again and how about that Vivek ramasha way whatever he's a great candidate
I mean he's conservative and he's brown I mean could we ask for anything better for
the party I don't think we could I mean if only Donald Trump was brown if Donald Trump
was brown he'd be unstoppable but we don't have a brown Donald Trump so what we have
is vivec go go team Vivek how do you do I see you met my faith oh handyman
now [Music] brought down because when you knocked you acted like he was more of a Candyman
[Music] my light up dead night alone sweet dreams last night [Music] [Music] that's not something [Music] we use your phone [Music] we don't want to be anywhere [Music] [Music] of our night it all seems all right
[Music] transsexuals [Music] [Applause] why don't you stay for the night or maybe
grab a bite and I could show you my favorite Obsession I've been making a man with blonde
hair and a tan and it's good for relieving my attention I'm just a sweet transvestite
[Music] [Music] [Applause] [
Music] or come up to the lab and let's see
uh what's on the slam I uh see you um shiver with anticipation but oh maybe the rain isn't
really to blame so I'll remove the cause but not the symptoms [Music] Rudy Giuliani here
and it seems that I I'm being sued by one of my old employees that may sound like a
serious thing but it's really not that bad the one who's really in trouble of course
is our colleague George Santos who's who's fairly indicted in New York I mean he's in
big big trouble aren't
you thank you Rooney it's so nice of you to say you know I don't
think this will affect me in any way shape or form tonight's the night we're gonna make
it happen other things has given this time and show me some affection
we're going for those Pleasures in the night I want to love you feel you wrap yourself
around me I want to squeeze you please you I just can't get enough and if you move real
slow slower Let It Go I'm so excited and I just can't hide it you know that's a brave
young man I'm a
bout to lose control and I think I like it don't you think so boss I'm
so excited oh he's pretty brave and I just can't fight it and he's gonna go to jail and memories will last a long long time George
I don't know why you got caught well have a good time baby don't you worry smarter about
these things and if we're still playing around boy that's just fine let's get excited oh
we just can't hide it no no no no no I'm about to lose control and I think I like it excited
and I just can't hide it Ge
orge you're joining a very exclusive Club
Rudy Giuliani was indicted Steve Bennett Roger Stone The Proud Boys The Oath Keepers and
of course yours truly I've been indicted it's very unfair very sad just ask anybody but
you you deserve this I think oh I wanna love you fail you wrap myself around you I want
to squeeze you please you we just can't get enough and if you move real slow I'll let
it go I'm so indicted oh and I just can't hide it oh no no no no I'm about to lose control
and I think I li
ke it oh yeah I'm so excited and I just can't hide no no no no no no I
know I know I know I don't be trouble be trouble I'm so indicted it's what you do just can't
hide it up it burn it up [Music] very soon I'm completely at a loss at what
I should do although I think it'll raise my popularity a fair bit and that's why I'm so
excited to get indicted this is George Santos saying follow your dreams at the end of the
rainbow there might be a pot of gold there might also be a jail cell it remains to
be
seen let's talk about George Santos What a Sad State of Affairs I mean George is really
in a lot of trouble and I mean what exactly did he do a little bit of lying a little bit
of thieving nothing too serious when you think about it in this next song the time warp one
of my favorites so I participated I'm doing a little bit of singing You're Gonna absolutely
love this let's do the time warp [Music] he's handsome [Music] when we're doing the time [Music] [Music] again [Music] [Music] to the r
ight with your hands on your
hips [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Music] station [Music] s [Applause] [Music] surprise [Music] [Music] [Applause] [Music] with your hands and your hips that really drives him [Music] [Applause]
yeah I think I got it Tim Scott here and I'm putting my name in for president for the Republican
nomination and we'll just see how that goes now I made it through the wilderness somehow
I made it through [Music] didn't know how lost I was until I found you I was beat incomplete
I've been had I was sad and blue but you made me feel yeah you may be shiny and new [Music]
Like a Virgin hey touch further very first time [Music] Like a Virgin when your heart
beats next to mine gonna give you all my love girl my fear is fading fast saving it all for you cause Only Love Can
last you're so fine and you're mine make me strong yeah you make me bold oh your love
fought out yeah you're long fought out was scared and cold Like a Virgin hey touch for the very first
time Like a Virgi
n when your heartbeat next to mine Tim Scott I don't know how you can
do all that version stuff it's very strange I think I've got a shot at being president
I mean I have as much chances vivec or Ron DeSantis I mean let's face it you're so fine
and you're mine I'll be yours till the end of time cause you make me feel yeah you made
me feel defeat pretty boring no sex like a virgin
hey I couldn't do it I'll tell you that my touch for the very first time I really am
a virgin Like a Virgin with your
heartbeat next to mine like a virgin oh like a virgin
feels so good inside when you hold me and your Heartbeats and you love me and if you
vote for me I'll do the best I can to put this country back together after Joe Biden's
debacle uh vote for Trump Trump is going to destroy the country we know he is so just
vote for me Tim Scott I do a lot more than just play the piano and I promise you there
won't be any scandals with porn stars that's easy for you to say George Santos here let's
uh wrap th
is up with a little song you sing it George science fiction you go for it there
George double feature when it called your church Frank has billed and I don't think
you should be singing here I lost his creature you could be going to jail Darkness has conquer
you're going to jail for sure [Applause] any minute now the servants gone
too say hi to Rudy when you get there uh distant planet [Music] double feature picture show I wanna
go [Music] at the late night double feature Picture Show [Music]
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