[ Door bangs ] I want
that bitch gone! Okay, that's seven door kicks,
Francine. You're ruining our door
and our game! When I'm pissed off,
I kick doors! That's the woman
you married, baby! And those neighbors
need to go! But you just had us
get them back. That was before I knew
Jessica was a weirdo, water-in-her-eggs,
sober nerd. Ah, she doesn't drink. She does not drink! I screwed up, okay? But now I get it. And I've been sober
all morning! Whose fault is that,
Francine? The neighbors! That's w
hose
fault it is! Hey, she is
starting to get it! Cheers to that! [ Cheering ] Cheers to that! [ Halfhearted cheering ] And cheers
to that. You may need to get
some help, Mrs. S. Help getting that family
out of here! [ Cheering ] [ Beeping ] That satellite is my ticket
back to Earth. Just gotta grab a solar panel
and steer it home -- [ Bang ] Wheeeee! ♪♪ How come we can't think
of anything? We've never had trouble
getting neighbors out before. Let's face it,
guys. We've got
schemer's block. I kn
ow
what we need! It's cocaine.
Yeah, definitely
cocaine. Cocaine! [ Teeth chattering ] I say we get rockets
and a buttload of duct tape and blast the neighbor's house
off our street! Love that!
Oh-ho, that's good! Steve, tell me
you got that down! I'm having trouble
keeping up, Dad. A-Are you sure I shouldn't
have just a little taste? Just give him
a gummer, Stan. You crazy?! Kid's got huge gums,
there won't be enough for us! What if I wear the neighbor's
house like a big hat with all the family
stuffed inside and just walk 'em out
of our neighborhood for good? Yessss,
Tuttle, yesss! These ideas are fire! Steve, are you getting down
all the fire? I'm doing my best! Now snap a pic --
God! The camera on this phone
is so [bleep] good! I can see, like,
chalk particles! Hurry, Stan!
We need to print that pic and execute the plan now,
while our highs are peaking. Oh!
Jessica has a printer. And I'm still connected
to her Wi-Fi! Bam!
Just texted you the plans. When we get over there,
Francine
will find the printer on the sly
and print one for everyone. We can all sign one,
and I'll get it framed! Oh, I love
the frame shop. People love me
at the frame shop. What am I doing
with my life? I should work
at the frame shop! [ Fingers drumming ] Okay, okay!
He's got the job! [ Cheering ] I gotta get
a picture. [ Beep ]
[ Gasps ] Oh, no! I just sent our plans
to the neighbor's printer! Back to
Cherry Streeeeet! With this piece
of satellite, I'll be able to steer any
passing meteor down to Ea
rth. Now to wait for a meteor... Hmm, let's see... Maybe some attention-grabbin'
ass wagglin'. [ Whooshing ] Wow, these meteors
are thirs-- [ Bang ]
...teeeeeee! Huell Howser:
So, you're the one responsible for baking all these pies. No, these are
rotisserie chickens. Wooooowww!
That's amazing! Even the boysenberry?! That's a cash register.
Wooooow! [ Whirring ]
Is somebody
printing something? [ Door bangs ]
Where's your printer?! Where's your printer,
where's your printer?! Ahhhhhhh! Everyone!
Get ready to execute! Aah!
[ Glass shatters ] We need to get
out of here, now! A little more west, aaand... that should put me down
in our pool. Tuttle:
Found the printer! [ Glass shatters ] Are they gonna
hurt us, Mom? No, Donald.
They must be on drugs. They need our help. [ Thumping ]
Francine: Jess-i-caaa! Half 'n half makes fluffier
scrambled e-ee-eggs! Francine, please! This isn't the real you! You've had too much caffeine!
Or sugar, maybe! Oh, God,
I hope it's not both! But we're not gonna
abandon you
in your time of need! As long as our house
is next to yours, we're gonna be with you
every step of the way! Roger:
Missed the pool. [ Explosion ] I did the math! Howdy, neighbors! [ Screaming ]
We're not your
neighbors anymore! Jake:
What she said! Aw, please tell me
you saved me a gummer.
Comments
"Missed the pool." That nonchalant delivery was perfect!👌🏾😂
"You've had too much caffeine or sugar, maybe! Oh God, I hope it's not both..." Love that we still get golden lines here and there
I love how Stan's character has changed from mister straight laced anti-drugs conservative to actively partaking and enjoying cocaine with his family and neighbors lol 😂
Roger being a kite is one of the best gags this show has had in a long time and I can't even begin to explain why
I love it when the whole family gets involved in crazy schemes like this! I bet the coke came from Del Monaco too.
this shows been on for nearly 20 years and I think this is the first time I'm hearing of them living on "cherry street" lmao
I’m glad that Steve is the only person of this group who didn’t do cocaine
At least they're high so they don't know they have an alien
Someone: Doesn't drink for any reason Francine: And I took that personally
“Ugh, please tell me you saved me a gummer!” 😅
Of course Steve’s not allowed to have coke because his gums are too big. 😂😂
Tuttle just pogo sticking his way up the neighbors stairs LMAO
American dad has always been Seth Mcfarlanes best show hands down
God they nail drug scenes unlike any show
2:00 🤣 Stan was hilarious in this scene.
Missed the pool... 💥 😂😂😂😂😂😂
I was expecting roger to crash and kill the neighbors 😂
Rodger just drove a meteor 3:33 proving he is the most overpowered character in the show
Klaus: We can all sign one, and I'll get it framed! Oh, I love the frame shop! People love me at the frame shop! What am I doing with my life? I should work at the frame shop!😃
so happy we are still getting new eps