The Squad: Chapter 2 | Fortnite Animation (ALL EPISODES)

[Music] oh man i just love this new chapter 2 map there's tons of new locations like salty springs and pleasant park all of those places were on the old map yeah but look i can fish oh boy a rusty can we're eating good tonight yeah look i'm a new voice actor so everybody can shut the [ __ ] up about it in the comments what got a bite mmm sushi but uh alive dude your lucky fish stick isn't around to see that ah don't speak so soon [Music] stand tight he's on an enemy squad nowadays um i think som

ething's wrong with fish stick you guys i think he's a bot [Music] uh someone want to put fishbot out of his misery roach are you really gonna carry him around all game yes dude unlimited fish meat all right hey check out that power plant let's see if anyone's over there i'll race ya i can swim like a dolphin wow this is a huge power plant well something's got to power the internet that's what these things do right whoa look at all this toxic waste why is it pink who cares i could swim in it wit

hout boats hitting me get him ball wrote you idiot that water is toxic relax nothing's gonna oh god oh god what's up guys oh no i've grown some sort of deformed baby head season seven was the best fortnight season oh god he's crazy uh oh see you guys let us know if you see any enemies up there big guy uh yeah actually looks like a squad heading our way i see him oh god that guy's definitely a bad guy he's got an eye patch let's hide in this dumpster it'll make sense because we're all complete ga

rbage at this game all right time to take out the trash that was corny where the hell is roach he should be helping us come on launch pad this one's gotta have one third time's a charm launch pads revolted damn it oh wow what the hell is he he's made of chug splash [Music] hey i've got that can that roach caught oh damn it now i'm gonna get tetanus huh well it looks like i'm the last one left oh a magic eight ball will we win the battle royale signs point to yes oh man the slurp factory if only

tanner were still here with us to see it what are you talking about him right here remind me why we're exploring this stupid place it's just gonna trigger tanner's addiction slam keg that can't be healthy hello any slurp up here [Music] what is that it's so creepy it's a stupid bear guys let's just kill it like we do everything all right i think we're all slurped up we can probably get out of here one more keg whoops i thought it would break [Music] oh wow what a charming little river oh man che

ck that out geez talk about pollution for real i bet all the fish in this river are super hard to kill let's head into the woods whoa an abandoned taxi creepy how do you know it's abandoned dude it's a taxi whoever owns this is definitely driving an uber right now check it out squad by that bridge look at them hiding under a bridge like a bunch of trolls i hate trolls always yelling in my lobby that one's running off on its own and right towards us aha stupid-ass hot dog let's be patient and hid

e in this bush over here it's big enough for all of us all right roach focus wait i see movement in my peripherals roach those are butterflies oh well i still want to kill him hot dog five o'clock boom throat punch ha now these are my douchey sunglasses wait a minute which skin are you i'm the new default in fact you should be the one wearing this jacket what well give it to me low on health need the bathing slurp sewer ah this is the first shower i've had in weeks gotcha take that global climat

e change oh damn you stupid realistic water physics everybody was slurping slurping usa roach get over here we need you to help us take out this last creepy bear dude you remember the creepy bear from that factory i hate creepy bears get back to the bush roach i repeat get back to george bush i name the bush george nope i'm doing the long range thing good night creepy cuddle zombie well mission accomplished stupid creepy bears think they can sneak up on me oh god come on guys we gotta jump now o

r else we're gonna have to drop with all the other people who aren't paying attention hmm players who are away from the game huh all right fam squad let's get this dub new tactic we all drop in different locations like idiots and wreak havoc on the map i don't like that idea of course you don't you need to be rezzed every 10 seconds i screw you i'll jump right now will you yeah you won't wanna bet sorry i agree with you guys he's annoying all right i'm out of here i'm gonna see the sights of gor

geous gorge oh i hear it's just gorgeous hmm should we go to dirty docks or sweetie sans i bet there's a lot of sweeties there if you know what i'm saying um you know it's sweaty sans right ew no thanks the world is my oyster speaking of oyster seafood sounds delicious right now oh boy two chests that chest belongs to the gnome army oh god uh eat it you stupid gnomes laugh now but the year of the gnome is upon us the gnomes will rise again finally no squad to hold me back i can pursue my lifelon

g dream crossing the entire island on a pogo stick [Music] hey man i really admire what you're doing thanks dude it's my dream just going for it you never know what day could be your last very inspirational my guy especially since for you that day is today it's my pogo stick now [Music] hello jeez the service here sucks back here where do they keep all the clam and cheese sandwiches oh no stupid trap in pain must eat frozen fish sticks until sweet death [Music] well i died doing what i loved yea

h i didn't last too long either what caroline how did you die lag 100 lag totally nothing i could have done hmm i wonder what anya ended up doing i think she might have stayed on the bus until the very end [Music] oh god i'm never drinking chug splash again where am i did we for real go on a slurp juice bender last night i woke up with 900 pounds of steel i must have harvested jeez i don't remember anything oh god my eyes i've gone blind oh god i can't believe that jesus i consider myself lucky

no injuries or any major surprises good morning sweetie who are you i'm alice your wife we got married last night what wow looks like tanner literally made a deal with the devil you hate to see it yep and you told me after this battle royale you'd move to hell with me and live there for eternity oh my god i still can't see okay there's gotta be something behind this huge stockpile of steel you've got what a girl can't collect some steel freeze dirtbags sheriff hopper this is probably just some b

ig misunderstanding nope we caught your girl destroying over a hundred cars a lot of them cop cars too that's how she got all this steel well there had to be a good reason right a roach are talking to a tree look sheriff i apologize for any harm that i caused but don't you have some sort of demogorgon to fight ha damn it gorgon this goes much farther than this nobody move are you with the rebellion these are the ones the ones from last night fish dick is that you you guys better come with us [Mu

sic] okay so a lighthouse what the hell does this have to do with anything follow us we're going up here's how your friend went blind wow roach must have looked directly into the spotlight and you were collecting steel to build an interstellar defense base defending from what [Music] all right on the count of three we're gonna blast our way in there one what happened did everything go according to the plan where's the cube take us to the cube dude you're like five seasons late oh man if it's me

y'all looking for you're gonna take me alive get up [Music] y'all monster zeke ass ain't ever gonna catch me oh sh hang on let's head to the lighthouse and shine it at the alien so it throws off their ship oh no i forgot i'm blind don't worry little kev i've got your back my visibility is compromised well yeah you've only got one eye great job sweetie jeez are you still here man i changed into my remedy skin and didn't even get to heal anybody actually [Music] i love seeing this snow on the grou

nd it's a winter wonderland hey mary hey [ __ ] you and your winter wonderland i can't believe i was adopted by this [ __ ] dumbass default squad oh mary hey roach check it out there's a bunch of shields and med kits on that canoe why don't you go over there and swim to them no way it's freezing out here it's chapter 2 and we're the only defaults without jackets uh oh a snowstorm is coming let's find shelter [Music] in here this abandoned and unmarked building will keep us safe oh man being insi

de sucks i want to go out and kill people hey maybe we can mess around with split screen oh okay this is uh interesting why the hell are those black squares wasting so much space ah nostalgia this is how multiplayer was hundreds of years ago alright looks like the snow storm is cleared oh wow we're at holly hedges finally some time to stop and smell the flowers take that space chimp 88. oh man that guy was definitely a bot holly head just seems like a nice place to hang out and wait to see which

way the storm takes us let's lay low i'm gonna put a wrap on my gun that way it'll be cute and deadly uh hey guys i see a fox out back ooh nature look at him exploring the hedges he's cute damn it i can't find the gun please god let me find a gun you think he's with a squad only one way to be safe the fox was a distraction as was my default you murdered you sacrificed your own teammate just to get high ground on a squad that's probably gonna murder you anyways yes i'm a very selfish teammate no

w eat snow losers ah yeah i love catching snowflakes [Music] damn it i hate not being able to use my legs [Music] well we're screwed come on guys it's just ice blocks on our feet we can get out of this we're gonna have to wait for these blocks to melt wait i've got an idea and so like i said this dumb default squad that has no business being alive whatsoever made their way to safety like the little they are but luckily for me and everyone else who hates them it wasn't that simple guys i don't th

ink all of us are gonna make it oh man i'm gonna die time to enjoy my last meal my comfort food a fish sandwich wait roach how many of those do you have wrote you genius everyone take a sandwich we're gonna get out of this wow would you believe that we just barely survived good thing i went fishing this morning oh wait never mind i robbed a market in retail row either way everything worked out [Music] oh boy dirty docks what a great location to um get brick and hop fences wait where's tanner yea

h i thought he jumped with us greetings um tanner indeed the government intercepted my fall and turned me into the ultimate war weapon great maybe now you won't get knocked in the first 10 minutes all right let's look for guns i wonder what could be inside these crates oh yeah that makes a lot of sense hey i bet there's some loot in that warehouse hmm rare sniper legendary shotgun ooh a hand cannon roach that can't be the gun you're going to choose sorry pals i don't care if it's a garbage weapo

n it just looks so cool whatever hey what's tanner doing up there i'm putting together a combat strategy we're armed now and it's time to march to infantry uh that's not usually how we do things yeah usually we just run around and shoot at things i like to snipe pine trees here tanner we got you a shotgun [Music] uh okay let's get out of here our lack of awareness and poor game management could lead to the storm sneaking up on us at any minute we should head straight inland i saw some apples in

the grass and i'm starting to get hungry you wouldn't like me when i'm hungry i don't like you now okay i'll harvest wood i'll harvest brick i'll harvest electricity right we're bound to find an enemy squad somewhere around here oh xp the real experience can only be acquired on the battlefield real honor and bravery can't just be found in the woods oh it's survivor metal heads up some bad guys up ahead jeez i swear every episode it's me finding the enemies do you guys even look around whoa it's

like a small army but there's only three of them who's giving the commands who cares i'm gonna take out the call of duty one and cannon don't fail me now oh my god sergeant lieutenant enemies ahead oh no they've got some sort of anthropomorphic fish fighter retreat we need a new battle tactic something that will defeat captain carp you guys they're coming for us to the empty steel bunker you mean the shipping crate no dude that thing is useless whatever just follow him we're gonna get knocked if

we're not moving sit tight soldiers we're safe in these barracks [Music] oh god get out of the crate okay everyone swim to shore uh-oh i guess he can't float can you believe tanner dragged us to this stupid fort crumpet so much history think of all the violence all the bots that were slaughtered here great can we maybe slaughter some people soon i really don't care about this lame location shush okay legend has it that below this war relic was an ancient hidden bunker who knows what could be hi

dden under here you're not actually gonna destroy a historical temple that could lead to some sort of evil legendary omen i'm a legendary omen this isn't about you oh who's gonna go down there hello who the hell are you why it's the father of time of course here to remind us that life moves too fast and we need to cherish one another ew will you get off of me i am master shifu if you are to win the battle royale you will need to venture deep into the snowy mountains and defeat the wukong you do

not have to raise your hand to ask questions uh yeah mr tifu what exactly are the wukong you're talking about you will be enlightened with all you need to know once you get to the cliffs of snow hey that's rhymed ah okay let's just get out of here [Music] did we have to climb this mountain right when they vaulted zip lines remind me why we came up here there's no loot there's no enemies well at least there's a bunch of slurp kegs that was our oxygen dumb ass i'll build a super tall fort so we ca

n see what's around us ah what a great island we live on it's so big you could drop just about anywhere and never find anybody hey what's that flag over there all right time to drop 19. drop 19. be gone flag this is our mountain now so like does this count as a victory royale or what what the do you guys hear that oh no monkey man oh god that one's got a rocket launcher [Music] no need to thank me just your everyday hero oh hey youtube's like bananas right we'll check 60 coordinates west that wa

y idiots [Music] and that's how i managed to save my life and resurrect my squad we went on to win the battle royale that day except for tanner who actually got killed by a trap 30 seconds later grandpa roach what's a sweat i'll tell you when you're older son why did your memory of so many sponsorships well grandpa needs to make his money too little scamp yeah but all the guns from that story were vaulted shut the [ __ ] up jimmy [Music] oh boy this looks like a great place to have a picnic uh y

eah except we don't have any food hey check it out a food truck you guys are my first customers all day well you're the business whiz who set up shop along the edge of an abandoned forest come on roach you're not the sharpest crayon in the shed either i don't know what you're talking about i just finessed a free pizza [Music] so then i said see you losers i'm dropping on my own yeah dude we know we were your squad mates [Music] wow that was actually pretty good i wish we had something to wash it

down with hey check it out it's a slurp truck tanner you're always drinking slurp he's always drinking slurp because he's always getting shot yeah i don't know something odd about that truck just stopped on the side of the road like that i'll go investigate detective roach on the move and now to cover my body in liquid goodness hey get the hell away from my truck screw your truck i need shields that's it we're going for a ride save me you idiots you [ __ ] think you could just run around breaki

ng open my slurp cakes and my trucks yes sir what no the answer is no you can't oh man that big chuggis guy kidnapped roach if only the gods would reintroduce some sort of mechanism that would allow us to gain high ground and a good vantage point someone up there likes us say goodbye to your tires chug boy damn it they're shooting my wheels aha i knew you wouldn't get away with this now they're gonna kill us both great shot think he could just put one through his head damn it don't worry i can d

o this please god just let me my truck that's it come here you little would you look at that everything worked out in the end and now this whole truck is ours to shield up with get him to the agency and crimes boy i sure hope none of you are wearing wires anyways cheers [Music] all right this is the yacht we're gonna go in there and steal midas golden drum gun i don't get it so does this golden drum gun kill people in one magic shot or yeah or does it have some sort of reloadability power so it

never runs out of ammo what no it's just gold and super cool now let's go oh god wow this guy's really got away with words scanning scanning ugly default boy detected stupid technology all right let's try this again soon we'll have bunkers all throughout the island all of them connected through secret underground tunnels what's wrong big guy not much of a drinker geez not even a courtesy sip huh what does your mouth not work or something what the you henchman get up jesus i've been set up whatev

er i'll just have to handle this myself wow peely cleans up nice yeah but it's not going to be nice cleaning peely up come on ollie let's get out of here oh cute dog can i give him a treat um sure damn you default squad always sticking your nose into things that aren't your business why can't you drop into the battle royale and let me commit my crimes in peace damn it he cloned himself now which midas do we kill let's just kill them all idiots hey he's on the hull of a ship come on just a little

closer don't move goldilocks all right you caught me but before you kill me i really have to use the bathroom sure whatever better luck next time rejects damn it he got away this is all your fault tanner what are you guys so upset about this yacht is ours now and it's gonna be a kick-ass summer [Music] okay the new season's fun and all but can't we just hang out where there aren't any henchmen please i agree when we were on that soccer field i was shot by like seven heavy snipers great roach fe

ll into the grotto well it's a small hole anybody could have missed it roach land on the big h what no that's a concrete helicopter pad oh i thought the h stood for healing like a healing pad i'm good ew why is this water green this is where i come to pee i see some douche bag bad guys down there look at them with their stupid backwards caps hey guys i'm gonna jump down this one and attack them from behind that's a giant fan blade i'm surfing on a nuclear weapon what could possibly go wrong you

know what you idiots have fun i'm out on this one now to find a way inside and get to whatever they're hiding that vault good luck i've been trying to hack into that vault for years are you are you in an air conditioning vent yes and i've just accessed the network soon i'll be able to infiltrate the shadowhence you give me your clothes now uh okay everybody look at frank in his underwear gearing up for a bloodbath huh yep you never know right okay thanks i don't even need this dumb ass outfit no

w that i have all these guns all right tanner be careful there's gonna be a motion tracking machine gun in the hallway i'll be fine hey where are you by the way uh i got a little carried away get in loser we're going looting [Music] hey there's my squad wow that guy's got a huge gun i know right why did they call it a minigun if it's big spare me these stupid questions please the weapons in that vault are mine [Music] where is he this is taking forever he'll be in here just be patient also there

's a good chance he'll be in disguise it's all about camouflaging in there here he comes now look at you no longer a default i'm so proud oh my god he's gone mad go go go wow having a lawnmower race out here was a great idea roach will you get over here the race is about to start one second i'm just throwing some meat on the grill tanner where's your mower not to worry just got it shipped from amazon should be right here in this box aha see you losers he's scooting away get him [Music] think fas

t meow back to the chopper meow what the hell was that some sort of murderous kitten helicopter that was great meow we're definitely gonna win the battle royale meow what's wrong meow nothing sometimes i wonder if there's more to life than just flying around in this helicopter rare and murdering defaults hey you tear up right now okay i don't know sometimes i feel like i just enjoy the simpler things some yarn a nice cardboard box well there'll be plenty of time for that once we kill everyone on

the island meow all right there's got to be something in this house that'll help us kill those stupid cats hey what about this umbrella i can block their bullets and then boom impale those evil kitties i like it we're gonna get destroyed if we just attack a fully armored helicopter with an umbrella and some common weapons we need to think outside the box that's it box tanner do you still have the box from your scooter if it fits roach sits you're dead now cats [Music] all right meow let's keep

an eye out for more enemies see any down damn meow souls uh yeah there's a bunch of soccer skins just west of us drop down meow what the hell meow you said there were enemies down here all i see is a stupid box meow well i like the bucks okay meow i'm keeping it i'll finally feel like a real cat meow want some yarn with that box kitty oh god meow it's those defaults we came across earlier come on meow you think these dumb ass defaults can beat us he's dead okay you can quit stabbing him just wan

na make sure he doesn't have nine lives that one's getting away not so fast you furry dude you don't know how to fly one of these things how hard can it oh my god i'm gonna die he's got the high ground on us damn it if only we all weren't total garbage at building nothing will save you meow defaults would you look at that turns out i actually didn't know how to fly it technically you just flew around in a panic until you coincidentally crashed into our enemy but sure solid work roach but i still

don't know if that chopper would hold up against my scooter jesus christ i've never seen this level of destruction oh my god look at all those floppers there's only one group of idiots i know that can be responsible for this kind of chaos all right damn it i know it was you degenerates who blew up the rig so just save us the time and admit it now hey screw you agent fish dick sure we've gone a little crazy in the past but it's not fair to assume everything that gets destroyed or blown up is our

fault we've actually been really careful lately to minimize damages i did it told you kites could fly inside look agent at least give us a chance to go and check out the scene of the crime maybe we can help you solve it an assignment like this not for small fries like yourself roach do the honors please honors what put me down i swear i know what i'm having for lunch free boat in case anyone wants it wow this place is a wreck oh no all that oil is gonna kill thousands of fish didn't we just kil

l a fish like 20 seconds ago technically he was a federal agent phew okay good hey there's someone over by the rig let's check it out hey you drop the explosives wait it's not what it looks like well it looks like you just blew up an entire oil rig i didn't do this i'm just defending myself tell it to the judge missy and by judge i mean my burst assault rifle you can kill me but then it will come back for you too it what is it oh my god it's a giant travis scott he's coming right for us we're go

nna need to get our health up roach go grab some of those fish washed up on the shore die travis scott we're gonna need something big to take him down let's see we've got floppers slurp slurpfish wait a second what the heck is this he's too overpowered screw you travis scott everything you've released since astroworld is generic watered down pop rap hey travis want some goldfish and he's out like a light i'm so bored seriously when is season three gonna start hey there's an enemy right there kil

ling them could be fun i'm going inside come on season three has to be starting soon then we'll have fun again hey maybe a mysterious countdown will appear in the sky no no that's stupid i'd rather go back and play the old season three than just wait around like a jackass that's it what's it maybe we have to go back and kill the old season three for the new season three to begin that makes zero sense well there's nothing else to do there's something magical about this bus now i'm thinking that i

f we paint it blue it will take us back in time that is the stupidest it's working damn it wow look at this map no snow no sand oh boy a bunch of grassy hills to run around on how fun what the hell is this it's moisty meyer strange i've never been here before oh my god are you serious the squad dropped that moisty in season one what a stupid video cringe hey there's some season three sweats let's kill em so the new season three can start see you in hell three b's prepare to be killed by defaults

from the future ah what it's a jacket not a normal jacket a super cool chapter 2 upgrade uh sure whatever you say hey if these guys are really from the future maybe it makes sense to keep them around they can help us avoid danger good thinking we'd like to form an alliance with you defaults an alliance you say well in theory sounds great but you know the world ends soon it does i still get to make a sequel right we're not lying soon a monster is going to come and kill everybody on the map oh je

sus well what can we do there is one spot where i think he might be safe all right you'll be safe in here remember no matter what do not leave these barns thank you thank you so much kind defaults but what about yourselves well i guess we'll just have to put on a brave face and try to slay the evil monster oh my god okay you've had your fun but in reality that was kind of a move tanner oh relax that one guy was an astronaut he can kill a meteor wow can you believe we got a helicopter that means

statistically there's a chance we could actually maybe win possibly oh god we're going down hey i didn't know there was a boardwalk here yeah remember that's the ice cream shop that had tanner in the porta potty for over an hour i was trying to infiltrate the agency it was season one but nice try uh oh we've got company those guys look intense well nothing we can handle as long as we put together a tactical plan with precision timing and move shoebees sup surf bras where did he get that outfit j

ust went argo on some pearlies but the miso threw some mad chop on my backside i'm gonna smoke this narc hold on doesn't the ocean teach us to live in peace i don't know that seems kind of stupid roach what the hell are you doing and why do you have a flip phone it's 20 20. these guys are good i'm infiltrating check your pocket i left you a map get to the pink flamingo all right this dude's getting it let's blow his head off and then go loot the skate park skatepark hey how about we have a skate

off if i beat you i get to live okay the pink flamingo should be just about here ew roach wants us to hide out in this smelly rundown trailer hey why not lay low see what's on the old ass tv no responsibility alright dude you first drop in and show us what you got alright prepare to be impressed this should be fun ah yeah this is the life damn it tanner would you look for loot or something you're kind of just being a bum and where did you get that boom box we're supposed to lay low okay you kno

w that surfer gang is dangerous what if i get shot while getting mats or something [Applause] [Music] any day now bro [Music] come on roach you can do this uh-oh roach needs our help get in let's drive never mind these things don't drive oh god i hope knee pads protect against shotguns oh no the storm damn it i should have known the storm never closes on this garbage location wait a minute i think i hear a chest in that trailer what no there's no time what the heck it's just a boombox playing a

chess sound effect boy i'm so glad we got this boat makes getting around much easier we're nautical baby well no avoiding that hey i don't remember this lumber truck being here somebody's cutting down all the trees who would do such a thing let's search the perimeter what about the boat oh come on who needs a boat privilege much [Music] i don't remember the water being this high up hmm i remember it being right up to my nips let me check yep high tide that's more than high tide something's not r

ight here uh oh look up there what the heck is that a shark i told you there was no coked out beaver there could still be a coked out beaver hey finn face what the hell do you think you're doing don't mind me just building a large wooden ship to protect me when the flood comes flood well that would explain the water in the river rising and why he's hoarding all of that wood yes if you look right behind me you will see my magnificent wooden yacht uh that yacht looks like garbage it won't matter w

hat it looks like when i'm the last one alive on the island you see i'm gonna blow up the dam and the island will flood killing everybody and making me the winner of the battle royale joke's on you idiot we can swim yes but can you outswim sharks with freaking laser beams and once i light this dynamite this dam is as good as gone dynamite was vaulted you can't use it well then how can i be holding it oh well okay uh grenade will do that say goodbye to the damn think fast oh god i'm out of here d

on't fail me now glider oh no my unmarked bills all right i can rebuild a fort caroline you go res roach anya can you snipe this guy he's getting in his ugly ass boat man if only we had a boat of our own roach are you okay yeah luckily my spine was able to wrap around this tree heads up guys shark incoming i got this are you sure you should be doing that sure i grew up wrestling sharks on the farm a shark farm it's gonna take me forever to destroy this boat you know i probably should have attach

ed a sail or motor say goodbye to your boat chomp uh chum me i can't swim well another successful day on the island can you believe this guy thought a giant ark would save him just like in the bible um all of those other deadly laser sharks are gonna kill everybody just like in the bible man i don't know why we don't just hang out and enjoy the map more often always running around getting loot and killing people nice to just relax for once right and this house is perfect so far away from it all

i mean it would take forever to have to get to the center of the island good thing there's nothing forcibly rushing us towards the center i think we've all deserved a nice nap oh the storm don't panic don't panic don't panic we need wood maybe the tv will tell us something hello what's the news does anyone know the weather channel come on we gotta go okay the good news is the storm is far away but that means it's moving quickly this never would have happened if i just kept my office job good goo

d everything is uh starting to stabilize here what the wait wait wait wait can you can you hear me okay that was close we gotta stay on our feet the storm's gonna move again soon um guys i don't want to alarm anyone but it looks like we're about to witness a bloody battle between some teddy bears and some garden gnomes whoa i wonder how that happened i'll tell you how it happened generations of warfare a deep rooted hatred of one another that has grown bloodier and bloodier by the decade this la

nd was built on the backs of gnomes and our people have been marginalized put to the back in society it's time for a gnome revolution a-g-a-b all gnomes are bad that's it light the cannon oliver roll out the tanks reginald what that's not fair you get tanks and all i've got is this old-ass cannon from the 1850s would you idiots cut it out we're gonna have to start moving again come on let's get out of here okay time for a breather huh you can relax if you'd like but i'm gonna take this time to t

urn around and mock this slow stupid stuff roach is everything okay oh my god shoot at it what the heck we can just swim in the storm like this we're almost out of it keep swimming just keep swimming just keep swimming here we go we're gonna make it okay can someone please explain to me what it is we're doing here it's the party royale a party we're sure we were invited right i just wouldn't want to hey you're the man who killed all my best friends well this is awkward this'll be great okay it's

a peaceful lobby we won't get knocked so quick which means nobody will make fun of us you suck defaults hey look a paint gun hey you knock knock oh i love these uh who's there orange orange who damn it tanner orange are glad i didn't spray banana yes i am glad that would have completely ruined my suit good day to you sir look at this no shooting no building it's great people are just dancing in the street yes come dance with us um no don't you want to leave all your problems behind and feel fre

e this is cool and all but there's not really that much to do it's just a bunch of restaurants and some statues maybe if i focus nope nothing you guys it's supposed to be mellow and fun a social event plus the food doesn't seem that bad i got a dur burger what no grilled onions uh let's go check out the quadcrashers oh but i want to go to buccaneer bay we have plenty of time to do all of that before the major laser concert now let's go hold on i'm gonna change skins real quick wait you can just

change skins like that that's incredible yeah i'm gonna have to see this to believe it howdy y'all hmm just sounds like any with a cowboy accent but whatever let's go [Music] this is great last one across the finish line is a polar peak dragon egg oh sh way to go tanner you killed someone he looks like a pirate we must be close to buccaneer bay wait a second that's not a pirate that's the major laser the musician nice going he was supposed to have a concert tonight now who's gonna perform for hi

m don't worry you guys we've overcome bigger obstacles in the past i believe if we come together and believe in ourselves we can perform major lasers entire set i appreciate the sentiment roach but do you really think we have the skill and musicianship to fill in for a talent like major laser [Music] [Applause] [Music] finally a new map i can't believe it's actually here all right let's all jump together and stick close by ew it's literally just an island of floating garbage wait a second guys g

arbage sharks palm trees we're not on the fortnite map at all we've landed in florida would you relax i'm sure someone around here will fix all the devastation aquaman can you do something about this oh was actually just about to go water skiing kinda on vacation hey check it out it's fortilla i believe it's pronounced fortia add some spice to it would ya let's swim over there there's probably some decent loot all right let's split up that's the key to winning whoa check out this hunting rifle i

haven't seen one of these in years look at this somebody just abandoned a perfectly good toaster actually i'm a skin wow i know we're the defaults but you're literally a garbage skin sure sure make fun but you're going to get destroyed on here what are you talking about the wrath of the ocean is a mighty one now if you excuse me i like that guy i wonder what he meant by wrath of the ocean you defaults uh-oh pick your toughest fighter you'll 1v1 me and then if you lose you gotta get off my fort

you know i've got those very same pants we don't have any guns no guns harvesting tools only what about fishing rods they're a tool used for harvesting fish fine put forward your toughest fighter i really don't like these post-apocalyptic fight clubs roach you're the strongest physically yes but the weakest emotionally i'm constantly crying inside come on roach you've got 150 pounds on her yeah and once you win we'll hit the young thug concert at the boogie boat all right let's dance well roach

is as good as dead you're holding a hunting rifle you could literally save him right now wow way to go roach yeah how did you know that shark was right there you didn't see it tanner swam right by it on the way over here what that's florida for ya [Music] uh i think maybe that was a good guy whatever america's anyway [Applause] you know the 30 of the map that isn't underwater actually isn't that bad this new map is great look at this beautiful mushroom ah thanks bud you're not bad yourself take

some shield huh that's making me a little uncomfortable hey get back here friend can we go to caddy corner i want to see some kitties no way pool hopping at lazy lake i don't get it roach do you have to jump in every pool that doesn't belong to you yes yes i do i'll go with you buddy portobello hunt let's keep moving i got some healthy foods from the market back there everybody take some corn apple or banana i miss eating burgers and floppers these will keep you light on your feet you don't want

a dad bod do you heads up we've got an enemy running over that hill oh so hungry i'll take this one oh my god that fat man ate tanner that fat man is tanner jeez you ate one taco and you've got a dad bod it was worth it not to alarm anyone but we've got another solo heading into that gas station gas station they've got all kinds of junk food in there maybe we should go in and help him you guys go on in i'll keep watch if you hear me bang on this pot like so that means enemies are coming c roach

alarm don't move drop the jar of honey actually give it here you got a spoon um this is a jar of fireflies give it before i use this charged shotgun it holds three shots and only takes 20 minutes to fire if you're gonna kill me i'm taking you down as well oh god come on we've got to get out of here my dad bod it's too much for me to carry go save yourselves i'll save you guys [Music] oh on second thought i'm gonna go pool hopping pools not flammable tanner wake up well he's dead the storm is co

ming maybe there's still a way he can help us here it is the almighty trident beat it dude this trident is mine what the oh my gosh hey i don't mean to freak you out but i think i'm you from the past what so i'm a future version of you must be to be honest i'm just glad to see i'm still alive all right no more default pickaxe i don't think i've ever seen you once harvest materials true tactical combat is more my speciality sure it is hey guys get over here all right three two one ah much better

i feel like i could take on the sweatiest of sweats hey you guys hear that music um guys [Music] okay we're good so long as they keep their distance who the hell throws a stink bomb overpowered non-playable characters that's who ew that one is so ugly is that like a mutated aardvark these guys look tough let's head west that'll take us to a northbound trail we can follow eastwards to hide out in the south that makes literally you know what forget it i'm fine with that plan but can we leave tanne

r behind he smells like one of roach's gym socks you leave my footwear out of this let's follow them we can't let them live i don't know that one was wearing scuba gear on land like would it really be that impressive killing an idiot like that whoa what happened to pleasant park it's completely flooded not a problem we can hide out here as long as nobody gives away our location baby well gg they went this way probably in one of these houses what how do you know what a house is we are a wild beas

t who use meteors as transportation i knew this scuba suit would come in handy oh no the water is rising again i thought the flood was over you're a bird can you fly us out of here no idiot this is just a mask nice work but you still smell like a stink bomb all right all right i'll change clothes wait isn't that just your scuba outfit from a while ago yeah that belonged to past tanner which means no respect for the dead [Music] oh man misty meadows maybe the most memorable mark on the map use mo

re m's in that sentence weirdo hey where's tanner he told me he was gonna drop at the authority what the authority is the most dangerous place on the map yeah and an idiot like tanner easily gets knocked anywhere yeah but even if we wanted to save him we couldn't get there in time [Music] getting losers we're going to save tanner oh but there's a green lambo over there just gonna huh [Music] i need to be careful if i'm gonna survive [Music] boy oh boy i just love road trips but um shouldn't i be

the one writing shotgun you know since shotgun i need to be up here in case we come across any distant enemies why don't you build some ramps for us to jump off of [Music] uh oh we're out of gas roach had the engine running while he was listening to juice world i can't help it i just love his emo trap melodies i still see your shadows in my room well we're not gonna make it now roach get out and push the car to the closest gas station i don't speak your native language please just kill me quick

and painless thank you friends so this is the authority huh you know it's one of those places that's always there but you never visit unless you want to be brutally murdered thanks for saving me guys i thought for sure you were gonna just run me over huh relax i practiced that move plenty of times on crash my test dummy oh that's right he's been repeatedly dismembered [Music] oh man what a great episode i just love the squad's wacky adventures when i grow up i want to be a default well good swe

etie because we're too poor to buy the battle pass whoa these things can drive through walls ah yes the battle bus operating at all hours of the night dropping our heroes off at their desired locations but even the bravest of heroes must take time to rest let's see what our friends are dreaming about [Music] yarg it'd be a pirate's life for me i even be using these old-fashioned shoot-ima jigs york these defaults be destroying me starboard side prepare to die matey oh no the stormy seas are appr

oaching i forgot me ship don't move well that was interesting let's see what's next [Music] all right a fresh start without those idiots holding me back all right this is annoying this is very annoying hey how much longer till we get off this island oh we never get off this island oh boy some xp [Music] oh no come back oh i'm sorry is [Music] that was weird come on you guys i bet there's some good loot up here wait a minute where's my squad you're the best squad mate ever bryce 3000 you're not s

o bad yourself roach hey you guys like tame impala hey check out that default running around on his own like an idiot good eye caroline i'll snipe him no scope let's go loot his body so there you have it friends a brief look at the dreams of our heroes [Music] okay so where are we dropping caddy corner everyone knows you need a decent gun to win so we're getting one looks like we got someone coming with us how's it going buddy uh hi i'm gonna kill you when we get down there um all right i'll see

ya jeez talk about a crap yard oh god get inside [Music] stupid alarms they can't see me if i don't hear them that doesn't make any sense all right let's just lay low until the gunfire settles down i think it's finally over aha for someone who can supposedly see the future eight ball did not fare too well hey did uh you guys notice he started with one gun then swapped it out for another is that a strategy we should be using don't need much of a strategy when you've got a sharpshooter like mysel

f on the squad relax you got one kill oh god garbage guards it's kit something tells me he's going to be a sharpshooter real combat expert okay maybe not well that solves one problem but we've got two cards coming this way fear not useless squad mates i have the shockwave launcher don't worry even though the blowback from the shock wave is somewhat devastating the weapon itself does no actual damage okay that makes me feel a bit better way to go now we can access kid's secret vault huh yarn i gu

ess we should have known you've gotta be kidding me okay roach can you explain why we're just running through this farm like a bunch of idiots we need to be looting and shooting we need a fortress of solitude this corn should do just fine welp this is some fortress of solitude don't worry guys i bet you there'll be action happening any second that's why i've got this wait a second what is this it's a pump shotgun they're back now where's my tactical shotgun it was vaulted dude what yeah oh well

pump is better anyway oh man our fortress roach where are you going i'm going to unvolve the tactical shotgun [Music] can we hurry up and find this vault i don't trust these new locations would you relax it's a perfectly normal neighborhood with perfectly normal houses i don't know that one looks kind of murdery what the heck i would not play soccer on this field maybe the vault is down there wait i've heard about this i think it has something to do with the lexus war don't you mean nexus war no

it's a war and the winner gets a lexus think fast defaults we need to get down there to access the vault we'll need wood to build down give me one second i am groot hey nice to meet you yeah well we made it down here but we need to kill doctor doom to get in his vault but he's got those green things maybe we just need some green things of our own all right that solves that problem but we still need to find my shotgun hey there's a supply drop maybe it's in there wait a second that's not a suppl

y drop it's a luxury sedan the lexus we won the war oh man this is all i've ever wanted what no what about your tact lexis baby [Music] well at least he's happy ah squad industries finally we're gonna have a cool job that will make us millions what is it exactly we do again doesn't matter we're not real superheroes sure we have the building and the weapons but no cool outfits hey guys we've got a stark bot incoming how's it going mr stop wait a second you guys aren't mr stark prepare to die don'

t worry i'll hack him just gotta knock you first buddy hold tight well did it work hi friends what do you say we go to a nice trip to upstate new york we can watch the beautiful leaves change color [Music] oh man don't you just love this fall fresh air no i hate fresh air i want to be inside check it out looks like a plane crashed not a plane a quinn jet a what one of those things that flies past the battle bus roach always tries to get him to honk oh no i hope mr stark wasn't in there mr stark

hey uh robot guy i don't know how to tell you this but i think mr stark's been dead he wasn't at industries when we showed up someone must have killed him before we got there but who oh god monkey actually it's kind of cute oh boy i get the stark rifle now i mean so sad what an untimely demise no starkbot maybe if i can just rewire him let's see bluewire with the red i hate technology welp he's not getting fixed tanner use that dead robot rifle to shoot down that evil monkey well that's not a se

ntence you hear every day nice work see now don't you feel like a superhero i don't know still don't have cool superhero outfits hey guys you'll never guess what's inside the ship you finally got your super cool hero outfit oh yeah the boundless set super cool this way i heard it over here come on sniff him out doggo doggo will track him down well never mind this is stupid you think wolverine is really in these woods he's gotta be we've looked virtually everywhere else oh my god a cake what's th

e three for a three musketeers bar struck the third either way we're gonna harvest it and make an awesome cake for it ouch welp we tried should have known we wouldn't find him especially with you guys in charge give me a break i found that sentinel in the graveyard it was a thousand-foot robot yeah and i found it let's check out what's in that cabin it's like that movie about the cabin in the woods ugh i can't remember what it's called though i don't get it it's just a dusty log cabin well we ca

n still harvest a crap ton of wood i'll start with the floors what the heck it's a secret underground bunker oh look at those cute little bears yeah they're cute but check that out okay that's creepy let's make sure it's not a trap no weapons or anything around it all right we're free to go wolverine dude we were looking for you for hours yes i was hiding behind that plant the entire time how very heroic of you and now to massacre all these teddy bears wolverine spinny thing no mr rain please co

me back oh man iron man aquaman i'll even take black manta somebody come save us yeah bad timing to bring this up but i really gotta go to the bathroom why didn't you just go at the flush factory that was seven seasons ago [Music] thank goodness thank you voyagers of course my friend now come with us and we will take you to our beautiful utopian world all you need to do is pledge your full allegiance to our leader and savior the apple corporation uh we'll just stay in here [Music] all right gren

ades all right an ar burst is better yeah if you can't aim hey roach what's the hall look like over there better than anyone could have imagined nothing but buggy bombs that's great but we can't win the battle royale by just running around the map with boogie bombs true but what if we had the entire map come to us all heroes are invited to the boogie bash extravaganza i'm inviting all the heroes and sweats who always knocked us once they're at the party boom i'll pop out and drop dozens of boogi

e bombs on them they'll be sitting ducks well dancing ducks you're gonna invite a ton of super overpowered heroes to our location attack them and expect to walk out of here alive welp let me know how that goes [Music] what the heck iron man you told us there were enemies in here [Music] oh you led us here so you can dance you trickster you oh well uh this is awkward what's wrong fan man no problem so long as we're all here strictly to dance speak for yourself now that we've found you you heroes

are dead we will return to being the only heroes on the island that's ridiculous venturion isn't even a real hero nobody move all you stupid superheroes are no match for us galactic warriors oh shut up you guys are responsible for some of the dumbest weapons in the battle royale he's right in fact i'm willing to put our differences aside so that we can beat these star losers what the what's going on it's donald duck my children are you got segments while you're he's right we're all owned by disn

ey we're all on the same side we shouldn't be fighting we should be working together putting our differences aside i'm actually owned by dc so come on roach boogie bomb em i can't this is too beautiful none of them deserve to die all right i gotta go take a dump real quick and then together we'll kill everyone left on the island oh and second thought get loaded up it's about to get murdery [Music] you're upset because you're upset because you and your best friend got trapped in an underground bu

nker and had a lot of fun until he got so hungry he turned you into a delicious smoothie forcing you to live inside of his body for a few days until [Music] well in that case i think forgiveness is the only answer really forgiving tanner will allow you to free yourself you should kill him john i know you need a lot of help but you can't keep busting into my sessions unannounced he should kill him you should turn yourself into a giant murderous robot and then you should kill him killing has heale

d every wound in my life killing isn't everything you know are you serious you could build a nice home and settle down building is for losers i play to win are you a winner or are you a loser ah fine do what you want [Music] [Music] [Music] tough night friend you've still got some fight left in you don't you you might be down but you're definitely not out [Music] welcome back you son of a banana [Music] [Music] i think you're ready so then i said see you losers i'm dropping on my own what the he

ll is that hey banana boy use this [Applause] you'll never win the battle royale you're you're just a stupid fruit whoa what the hell was that about oh nothing just catching up with an old friend [Music] [Applause] [Music] you