The Studio C Christmas Show - Studio C

Narrator: The following presentation is brought to you in color! [jazzy Jingle Bells plays] Cast: ♪ Dashing through the snow, ♪ ♪ in a one horse open sleigh, ♪ ♪ o'er the fields we go, ♪ ♪ laughing all the way! ♪ ♪ Bells on bobtails ring, ♪ ♪ making spirits bright, ♪ ♪ what fun it is to ride and sing ♪ ♪ a sleighing song tonight! ♪ ♪ Oooh! ♪ - ♪ Jingle bells! ♪ - ♪ Jingle bells! ♪ - ♪ Jingle all the way-- ♪ deer! [all screaming] - ♪ Oh what fun it is to ride... ♪ - ♪ ...in a one horse open sleig

h. ♪ All: ♪ Hey! ♪ - ♪ Jingle bells! ♪ - ♪ Jingle bells! ♪ - ♪ Jingle all the-- ♪ it's the same deer! [all screaming] - ♪ Oh what fun it is to ride... ♪ - ♪ ...in a one horse open sleigh! ♪ - Look out! [all screaming] [crash] [whimsical twinkling] Narrator: It's the... Starring... - I'm a cast member! [giggles] [grunts] [Tori thuds] - You all remember Slappy, right? and... Get ready to have... All: A merry Christmas with Studio C! Narrator: The Studio C Christmas Special will be right back after

these messages. Austin: Okay, presents are wrapped, my parents are en route, what am I forgetting? - What about your present? ♪♪ - Are you kidding? Female Narrator: With the 2020 Lexus December to Remember sales event. - Merry Christmas-- - What is wrong with you?! You bought a car without talking to me! This is a decision we have to make as a couple! Where's my old Explorer? - Uh... traded it in? - You traded in my Explorer?! Ah, ah! - LED headlights! Female Narrator: Get the best deals of the

year on your favorite Lexus vehicles. - Wow, seat warmers! Seat warmers! [bow crinkling] Female Narrator: Payments start at just $480 a month, with a $25,000 down payment. [mechanical whirring] - Oh, baby, baby, you gotta help me! Baby help. Baby help! Female Narrator: Maybe just run it by your spouse before you buy a car. - ...on your video games! Our old car payment, our second mortgage! Have fun paying these with this thing! Female Narrator: Lexus, experience amazing. Terms and conditions l

ike APR 39 percent cost, which is way more than you can actually afford, but you'll never know, because I'm talking too fast for you to hear it, but you'll feel really cool in your brand-new Lexus! [Arvin knocking] Arvin: Grace! ♪♪ Narrator: We now return to the Studio C Christmas Special! Brought to you by: Fancy Bob's Gourmet Meat Sticks, the perfect stocking stuffer! [all laughing] Tori: You guys, I'm so stoked for our Christmas Special! [cheering] April: Tanner, what's wrong? [all gasp] [Tan

ner sighs] ♪♪ Tanner: It's just that, Christmas is inherently special, right? And this is our special episode, but guys, what if our special episode isn't... I don't know. [puffs air] Special enough? [all sigh] - He's right. Is our show gonna be special enough? Am I special enough? - I guess I'm special enough on a normal day, but now on a special day what about me, ya know? [dramatic sigh] I guess what I'm saying is, this is about me, right? Dalton: Guys, we're all special on this special episo

de of this special day! Special. [all clamor happily] Jessica: Excuse me, please! I've gotta get home, I've got things to do! [indistinct chattering] Excuse me! Jetta: After you. Garet: Merry Christmas. Jessica: I have dinner to make, I have gifts to wrap, I have to-- I've gotta life! Girl: Quit it! - I'm not touching you! - Mom, Hunter's annoying me! - Hunter, leave your sister alone. - I'm not even doing anything, she's lying, mom. [Girl grunting] [bells jingling] Jessica: Hello, little Christ

mas village. - Honey, could you clip my toenails? Jessica: Can you just wait a sec? - I have that big meeting tomorrow... Girl: Ah! Mom, make him stop! Quit it! - Hello, Christmas village, I'm sure everything is perfect and calm in your little world. I wish, I wish I lived in this Christmas village. [bell chimes] Creepy chorus: ♪ Be careful, be careful, ♪ ♪ be careful. ♪ [upbeat music] - Wow! Hello, perfect Christmas village family, look at me! I'm small and perfect like you! ♪ I am finally here

! ♪ ♪ Small as a figurine. ♪ ♪ With all my little best friends, ♪ ♪ who are all so kind and clean. ♪ ♪ Christmas is all year round! ♪ [candy cane shatters] ♪ Hear them caroling. ♪ Beautiful! ♪ Snow perched on top of buildings, the-- ♪ Dalton: Ella? What are you doin' down there? - Glenn, shh! I'm singing. [music starts] ♪ Where do I begin? ♪ ♪ Beauty surrounds me-- ♪ - But how'd you get down there? - Glenn, I don't know, I heard voices, shh! ♪ Where do I-- ♪ Glenn: Voices? - Glenn, let me finish

! ♪ Where do I-- ♪ - Mom? How'd you get so small? - I just- it was voices! ♪ Where do I beg-- ♪ - What kind of voices? - Just voices, Hunter, there was a light! ♪ Where do I-- ♪ - Honey-- - Let me finish! ♪ Begin? ♪ - Mom-- - I'm not done! ♪ No need to hurry! ♪ - But the toenails! - Shush! - I-- - ♪ I've always wanted peace! ♪ - Who taught you that song? [growls] - Was it the voices? - Glenn! - Can you drive me to Roger's? - All of you, just let me SING! ♪ I am finally here, small as a figurine,

♪ ♪ with all my little best friends, ♪ ♪ who are all so kind and-- ♪ [dramatic gasp] - We heard the voices too! - I brought the nail clippers. [screams] [whimsical sparkle] Arvin: Guys, I've been thinkin', I'm embarrassed to ask this but, where do Christmas trees come from? - Well Arvin, when a mommy tree and a daddy tree love each other very much-- - Wait, what? - Garet, don't lie to him. Arvin, there's this giant tree stork. - A bird? Made of wood? - Yeah, but it's like a giant flying log, bu

t you know, it's got a beak and leaf feathers. - I don't know Tori, I'm pretty sure trees are just bushes that got too tall. - So a bush is a baby tree? April: Mm-hmm. - Really? I thought trees dropped seeds that then grow into new trees. ♪♪ All: Nah. - Well which one is it? - It's the tall bush thing. Tanner: That sounds right. [indistinct agreeing] ♪♪ - So, they think they can just hit me with their sleigh in the beginning of the special, and just get away with it? Well, we'll just see about t

hat. Mwahahaha! [evil laughter continues] Narrator: The Studio C Christmas Special will be right back after these messages. [melancholy music] - Hi, I'm Sarah McLachlan, every day millions of animals are mistreated, beaten, and forgotten. [gags] [gagging] Hi, I'm Sarah McLachlan, every day millions of animals-- are mistreated... [dog panting] Beaten, and forgotten. [dog huffs] [dog slobbering] These poor defenseless creatures are in need of your help. Hi. No, get- ah! You, you too could be a-- [

gags] Gimme another dog, a little- a little one. Your donation will go toward providing tender, loving homes where they'll be wrapped in the enveloping warmth [dog growling] of a caring heart. Will you be their hero? [dog growling] Without you, they could be left to die. [dog snarls] Ah, oh! [dog growling] No, Heidi! Oh, stop! No dog! Your donation will rescue neglected animals... and give them food, shelter-- [tree crashes] [crashing] Please call, right now. ♪ Times are hard, lights will fade,

♪ ♪ but you, were always there. ♪ Narrator: We now return to the Studio C Christmas Special! Brought to you by, Fancy Bob's Gourmet Meat Sticks. Get 'em while they're room temperature! [all giggling] - Good riddance to them, fiddlesticks! - Say, what are you doin' there, strange old man? Jetta: Guys, that's Slappy. All: Who? - He's a cast member! All: Oh! [chattering] Tanner: We're best friends. - What are you doing Slappy? - I'm throwin' away this old Christmas music. I'm sick of the same songs

year after year. - All I Want for Christmas is Glue? - Overplayed! - Frosty the Broman? - No more! - Baby It's Warm and Humid Outside, a Tampa Bay Christmas? - Never again! - Feliz No Hablo Espanol? - I'm sick of 'em! Austin: I've never heard of any of these. - Wait, what's this one? Issa Mistletoe? - Oh, that's a good one, for the kids! - Oh, play it! Play it. Jetta: Well, okay! ♪♪ - Okay, you already know what's goin' on! - J-Frenzie on the track! - And MC MJ Crush, comin' at you live from th

e 801 aight! - You know we sick of the same old, same old Christmas album. - Boring! - So get ready to spread some holiday cheer, our way! - Ah ha, ha, ha. Both: Three, two, one, go! J-Frenzie: ♪ Jingle, jingle. ♪ - Jingle. J-Frenzie: ♪ J-jingle, jingle. ♪ MC MJ: Bells. J-Frenzie: ♪ Jingle all the way. ♪ MC MJ: Yah, yah, yah. J-Frenzie: ♪ Oh how fun, ♪ ♪ it is to ride, ♪ ♪ on a one horse open sleigh. ♪ MC MJ: Fast, fast, fast. J-Frenzie: ♪ Jingle, jingle. ♪ - Jingle. J-Frenzie: ♪ J-jingle, jingl

e. ♪ - Bells. - ♪ Jingle all the way. ♪ - Yah, yah, yah. - ♪ Oh how fun, ♪ ♪ it is to ride, ♪ ♪ on a one horse open sleigh. ♪ - Fast, fast, fast. ♪♪ - ♪ Put your hands up, ♪ ♪ joy to the world. ♪ ♪ To the all the lil' itty bitty boys and girls. ♪ - ♪ The time is here, ♪ ♪ so spread some cheer, ♪ ♪ and break it down now, ♪ ♪ oh, break it down. ♪ - ♪ You better come over don't act like a stranger. ♪ ♪ I got some presents here, ♪ ♪ I got 'em with my paper. ♪ - ♪ So sing it out. ♪ ♪ Oh, oh, sing it

out. ♪ ♪ From the heavens, ♪ ♪ gotta go and sing it out. ♪ - ♪ So sing it out, ♪ ♪ oh, oh, sing it out. ♪ ♪ From the heavens gotta go and sing it out! ♪ ♪♪ [breakdown of We Three Kings of Orient] ♪ What's up now. ♪ ♪ We da three kings of Orient. ♪ - You know it! - ♪ Bringin' swag up and we tired. ♪ [snoring] ♪ We traveled oh, so far. ♪ - Far! - ♪ Through fields, ♪ - Fields. - ♪ and fountains, ♪ - Splash. - ♪ through moor, ♪ - Land! - ♪ and mountains, ♪ [growls] ♪ we followin' that yonder star. ♪

- Lit, lit, lit. - Ho, ho, ho. Ho, ho, ho. ♪♪ Ho, ho, ho. You crazy for this one Santa, whoo! ♪ It's Christmastime, ♪ ♪ yeah, you know what it is! ♪ ♪ I wanna be your one and only, ♪ ♪ you're my only wish. ♪ - ♪ So gimme a kiss under the mistletoe, ♪ ♪ as the decorations shine and it starts to snow. ♪ MC MJ: ♪ So gimme a kiss under the mistletoe, ♪ ♪ as the decorations shine, as it starts to snow. ♪ J-Frenzie: ♪ So gimme a kiss under the mistletoe, ♪ ♪ as the decorations shine, and it starts to

snow. ♪ MC MJ: ♪ So gimme a kiss under the mistletoe, ♪ ♪ as the decorations shine, as it starts to snow. ♪ Hey. Ah ha, ha, ha, merry Christmas everybody. - And a happy New Year. - Hey, and don't forget to leave some cookies for Santa, he's hungry. Haha. ♪♪ Austin: Guys! Look what I found! [Dalton sighs] - Austin, stop picking up garbage. [gasps] Guys! Look what I found! [excited chattering] It says there's a play tonight at the elementary school. [gasps] And guys! All: What? - There's the elem

entary school! All: Whoa! - That's the flyer that I just found-- - Austin. Please. Okay, everyone follow me! [all agreeing] ♪♪ - I'm still angry! And plotting something big... [evil laughter] Still angry! [continues evil laughter] [sighs] ♪♪ - Welcome. [audience laughter] As the writer slash director, slash producer slash art designer slash choreographer slash many other roles that will go greatly unappreciated... I wanted to make this piece something utterly unique, something that rises above t

he expected and tired tropes of theatre. Hence why you have found yourself in the cafeteria converted black box. This piece will challenge you. But it will do so in a way that all good art should. [audience laughter] You can clap for that. Clap for art that challenges, and confronts you! [hesitant clapping] Now prepare your bodies for the painful birth of a new theatrical experience! Prepare yourselves for, the West Forest Elementary holiday performance of Santa Finds a Puppy! [tapping out keys]

We take you now to the North Pole, where a little boy looks for his lost puppy. [chair squeaks] - Rex? Where are you Rex? Have you seen my puppy Rex? April: Aw! [giggles] [audience laughter] [pounds keys ominously] - I hate to interrupt, but how dare you people! You think art is adorable, hm?! If you're moved to cry, please, cry. If you're moved to laugh at the grotesque absurdity that is life, do so, but do not patronize my performers again! [audience laughter] [tapping out keys] We take you n

ow to a house down the lane, where Santa and Mrs. Claus enjoy a warm fireplace. [chair squeaks] [Ike sniffs] Ike: [softly] Ho ho ho, merry Christmas. Jetta: [quietly] Thank you, Santa. - Little louder, sweetie! [pounds keyboard] - Is there a braying donkey in the audience?! - Sorry, that's my baby up there, just wanted to make sure-- - Do not. Heckle. My artists. - What? No, no, I was-- - Art! Is what keeps these children alive. And you, you just pulled the plug on the hospital bed of art! Shame

on you, ma'am. April: I'm sorry! Austin: Shame, shame, shame, shame, shame! Your scene is over. She ruined it, it's done! [audience laughter] [tapping out keys] We take you now, to back behind the reindeer stable, where a lost puppy looks for its owner. [continues playing keys] [chair squeaks] Tori: Woof. Hi daddy! Hey daddy, hi! Hi dad! No, no daddy no, no picture! No picture daddy! [slams keys] [screaming] - What is going on? - Oh, is that annoying?! Well that's exactly what you're doing to t

hese artists! You have imprisoned their souls! You cruel, cruel man! - That's my daughter you maniac! - Oh, I'm the maniac! Oh! Oh, oh I didn't realize that I was the one ruining this performance! - You are! - No, you are! April: Boo! [all booing] Austin: Boo! Boo! [slamming keys] I boo you, Philistine hoard! Dalton: Excuse me! Please calm down! Quiet! April: Everyone, quiet, a loud man is speaking. - I'm a theatre critic from the big city. [audience laughter] I've seen a thousand plays, I've dr

owned in cliché art. I came here tonight because I was told I would see something new. I thought, "At an elementary school play, fat chance." But I'm a stubborn old cuss. Tonight, I saw performances that shocked me back into life. - Finally, yes, a man who appreciates art! - This! This is why I watch live theatre! That was bizarre, unsettling, provocative! My review, five stars! [gasping in disbelief] But you ma'am, your performance, wow! - Oh, me, no no, I was- I was not a part of the performan

ce. - Wait, what the- that was all real? [audience laughter] Your insane interruptions? - Yes. - I must amend my review. Cute kids, but lady you stink. [crowd cheering] - Noooo! [keys smashing] Narrator: Don't touch that dial! The Studio C Christmas Special will return after these messages! ♪♪ Tanner: Hey. Do you recognize where we are? - Oh my gosh, this is where we met! That's so romantic. - I love you so much. - I love you too. [sighs] Oh, ooh, it's a little chilly, maybe we should get to the

restaurant. - Oh, wait, Ellie, I wanted to ask you something. And I wanted to make sure it was right here. - Oh, my gosh, Bennet. - Ellie, I remember the first time I ever laid eyes on you, it was on this exact bridge, on a night so much like tonight. - Aw. - Except it was in the middle of July so it was so hot. - Ooh. - Basically the opposite of this weather. [giggling uncomfortably] Remember? - So uh, what were you gonna ask me? - Ellie, Ellie look it's snowing! - Oh, yay. - Here, let me just

, let me look at you. [whimpering] I know, I know I'm nervous too! I'm shaking, look at me, ah! [laughs] - Shaking! - Yeah! - So, mm, what was that thing you were gonna ask me? - Oh right, if we're doin' this, here we go. Ellie, when I think of you, [paper crinkling] I think of words like strong, independent, a little sassy, driven, smart, silly, you're so- oh look, you're being silly right now! - I'm being silly! - No give it back, no, ah. [laughs] No, oh no! It is a little cold, so. - Okay. -

Gonna keep it on. Empathetic, patient, a cool girl, groovy, oh hot stuff, great cook, my partner in crime. My co-pilot. A girl, a person, a human. [ice cracking] - Ah! - So, Ellie, I guess what I'm trying to ask you is... [grunting] - Jus ask me! - ...will... - Say it! - ...you... marry me? - Y- ye- yes. - Yes? - Uh-huh. - Yes! Yeah! She said yes! [Ellie crackling] This is just like I imagined it would be. Oh! I love you so much! [kiss] Whoa, my liss are stuck. Narrator: At Jared, we only sell o

ne piece of jewelry during the holidays. Tanner: My liss are stuck to yours. Narrator: The one that melts her heart. ♪♪ Narrator: This portion of the Fancy Bob Gourmet Meat Sticks Show is brought to you by the Studio C Christmas Special! Fancy Bob's, yum yum! [all laughing] Tori: I love this time of year, hanging out with friends, eating cookies, exchanging gifts! - We forgot to buy gifts! Matthew: What do you mean? We all bought our gifts for the Secret Santa. - Mm-mm, we all forgot to buy gift

s, okay? - Ike, how did you forget, the Secret Santa was your idea? - Yeah, and you made such a big deal about how good of a gift giver you are. - "No one out-gifts the Ikester" [all laughing] - Okay, we get it, we all messed up, together. Ooh, a store! I'm gonna pop in and buy my gift, but you guys are still on the hook for yours, okay? - Ike, that's a vegetable store, nobody wants a gift from there. - Hehe, off I-- [prolonged beep] Ike: And now, a brief interruption from network executive... [

phone beeps] Chuck: Chuck Meegan. Oh my, will Ike find a gift for everyone else in the group? Yeah, you're right, who cares. Hi everybody, my name is Chuck Meegan, you probably seen me on the various episodes. I'm in charge of this show, and many other shows on BYUtv, and I thought I would take this moment, this lull in the action of the Christmas Special, to find out from you, our viewer, what kind of shows you would like us to be making for next year. So I've got three here that I think I'd li

ke to know what you think, and you can vote on. So if you're ready I'm ready, let's put the first slide up. All right, this one is called "Crazy Bear Show," all right, this is a crazy bear here, he's a comical bear, he's not angry. He's very happy, and it's his hijinks with the Franklin family, that's Sandy, Bill, Reggie Jr., and Marge. Eh, on all the hijinks, as you can imagine, having a crazy bear living with you, that would be comical, quite comical. All right, if you like that one press "1".

All right, here it is, this is show number two. It's called "Pencil," and it's about a pencil and the hijinks it gets into with the Franklin family, Marge, Bill, Reggie Jr., Sandy. That's the Franklin family. Uh, and this pencil I should mention, is magical, and it writes out your wishes. Uh, we haven't figured that part out yet, but the Pencicle is- the Pencil is comical. Just so you know. All right, if you like that one press "5". Now, all right here's the last one, and this is my personal fa

vorite, and I'm really hopin' you vote for this one. This is called "Binocular," uh, this is about a magical peering set of binoculars, uh, and its crazy hijinks with the Franklin family. That's Sandy, Bill, Reggie Jr., and Marge. Uh, and what makes this so amazing is that Binocular shows the Franklin family their dreams, but up close, and it's very silly and comical, and you can imagine all the things they get into. And if you can imagine some of those things, write them down and send them to m

e. Uh, and it's very comical, haven't really worked out all the details, whether it's CGI or animated, or using puppets, but I hate puppets. Anyway, if you like that show, go ahead and press "3" now, all right, well all votes are in and thank you very much for uh, pressing the various buttons. We're gonna tabulate all of those and then put the results in a drawer and never look at 'em again. Okay, let's get back to the Studio C Christmas Special. Wow, what excitement. What were they thinking. [p

rolonged beep] Ike: --Go! ♪♪ April: So what should we do while Ike is buying his last-minute gift? Matthew: Well we could brainstorm some new inventions for my notebook. I have one idea here that's close, but needs some polishing. Tanner: Soap for hair, Matthew, that's already a thing. - Food for dogs? Oh, Matthew. - I know! I know, it's a slippery slope. I mean, what's next, dog plates? A dog blender? Ooh, a dog blender. Jetta: No, don't write that down. Tanner: That's upsetting to think about.

Garet: Let me see this. Giving money to help people out? Matthew, that's already a thing, it's called charity. Matthew: No, imagine it, someone could stand outside a store, ring a bell to draw interest, and there'd be a bucket to throw money in. I don't know, maybe it's a pipe dream. [all sigh dreamily] [whimsical music] [bell ringing] [footsteps approaching] [bell ringing] [Jessica's bell ringing] [audience laughter] [Jessica's bell ringing] [Tori's bell ringing] [Jessica's bell ringing] [Tori

's bell ringing] [Jessica's bell ringing] [Tori's bell ringing] [Jessica's bell ringing] [Tori's bell ringing fancily] [Jessica's bell ringing] [Tori's bell ringing] [prolonged ringing] [both bells ringing] [extra bell ringing] [audience laughter] [fourth bell ringing] [ringing in harmony] [Tori continues] [audience laughter] [ringing in harmony] [Jessica continues] [Tori grunts] [ringing various bells] [Tori continues] [clattering] [audience laughter] [bells ringing] [Tori grunts] [audience lau

ghter] [ringing intensifies] [ringing intensifies] [ringing intensifies] [both panting] [bells ring to tune of Carol of the Bells] [audience laughter] [bells ring to tune of Carol of the Bells] [bells ring to tune of Carol of the Bells] [bells ring to tune of Carol of the Bells] [bells ring to tune of Carol of the Bells] [bells ring to tune of Carol of the Bells] [intense rock version of Carol of the Bells plays] ♪♪ ♪♪ ♪♪ [audience applause] [coins clatter] - Rematch? - Oh, you're on! [bells rin

g] - Hey guys, I just thought of something. [snow rustling] Do you think if Santa says "ho ho ho" in the forest, and no one's around to hear it, does it make a sound? Tanner: Yes. Dalton: No. - No. - Yes. - Yes. - Mm, no. - No. - Yes. - No. - Eh, no. - Great, thanks guys. [snow rustling] All joking aside, there's a really great Santa sketch in there. Go on, check it out. ♪♪ - Mommy, mommy look what I made! - Ah, good for you honey! Thank you so much for having this ornament making party, Diane.

- Oh, it gives them something to focus on, you know, Christmas Eve can be so hard on their little heads. - Oh, ain't that the truth, normally my Kenny's bouncin' off the walls eatin' meat sticks. Narrator: Fancy Bob Gourmet Meat Stick. [audience laughter] [phone chimes] - Hey! [claps] - Oh, it's time! Rick has a little surprise for the kids! - Ooh, what kind of surp-- Rick: Ho, ho, ho! Kids: Santa! - Merry Christmas Johnson family and friends! I thought I'd make a little appearance before things

got too busy at the North Pole! [kids chattering excitedly] - Oh, Diane, I wish you would've told me that Rick was dressing up as Santa. - Why? - Because Carl is-- - Ho, ho, ho! Merry Christmas! - Carl! Carl! - Just popping in to say hello before heading back to the North Pole! Rick: Ahem. Both: Uh-oh. - Mommy? - Oh, it looks like someone didn't realize the real Santa would be here. - Oh yes, that must be what happened. - Uh, good catch young lady. - So which one's the real Santa? Rick: Well, I

think... - It's definitely one of us. Carl: I could be. Rick: Me. Both: Or you! Rick: No... - Well there can only be one real Santa, so someone just needs to fess up so we can move on! - Okay, the real Santa-- Tanner: Ho, ho, ho y'all hahaha! Yeah man, I've been so dang busy up in the North Pole! Not too busy enough to come say hey-lo to my little munchkins! Hahahaha. - Three Santas? [kids crying] Austin: Oh, you go baby, my baby's the best Santa! - Nicky! - What! Just look at him swimmin' in t

hat suit, mm. Diane: Ugh. - There's only one Santa! - Yes! There's only one Santa, so please, someone, who's real? Tanner: It's me! I'm the real Santa. - You? - Whoo, you tell 'em baby! [growls] Whoo! - No, he can't be the one who knows if I've been naughty or nice. Carl: I think it'd be better if one of us is the real-- - No! It's me. Ho ho ho, and y'all are gettin' veneers for Chrimbas. Kids: No! Diane: Rick, do something! Jessica: Carl, do something! Both: I'm the real Santa! Eh! Oh. Ike: The

y're all saying they're the real Santa. Garet: Ho ho ho, merry Chri-- oh boy. - Four Santas?! [Tori thuds] - Oh, wake up! - Mommy, tell the real Santa I want an Xbox Series X. - What does it mean? What does it mean?! - Do I exist? Am I real? Ike: Somebody better start talking! - Okay, okay, none of us are the real Santa. - That's right kids. - WHOO! I won! I'm the real Thanta! [claps] - No, that's not true! - Whoo, my baby's Santa! - No he's not, Nicky. - Oh yeah, I'll prove it. Everybody follow

me to the roof! Get ready to bring my phone. - My baby's gonna fly! Whoo! Tanner: Wah-hoo! [distant thud] - I know you guys were worried about this special being special enough, but I think we nailed it. - We really did. - And I think we learned the true meaning of Christmas. Tanner: We sure did. Hey, I love you guys. All: We love you too! Garet: Now let's light this tree! [Austin giggles] Reindeer: Mwahahaha! - The deer from the beginning of the episode! - Oh, so you do remember me? - What do

you want? - Having a merry little Christmas, are we? - Yes, we were having a wonderful evening, thank you for asking! - Well I'm not having a lovely evening! [growls] Jetta: He's coming right for us! - We're trapped! Austin, run away, run away! [all screaming] [reindeer laughing evilly] [all screaming] [evil laughter] [screaming] [evil laughter] [screaming] [evil laughter] [screaming] [reindeer growls] Reindeer: You'll never get away! [all screaming] Ike: Oh, wait! - Mwahahaha! [clamoring] [snow

crunches] [reindeer huffs] Ike: I know how to fix this, I know what I have to do. Hey! Merry Christmas. [box thuds] - What? Is this for me? - Yes. Reindeer: I'll just try here with my stiff deer legs to-- [gasps] A carrot! You kids have taught me the true meaning of Christmas. I forgive you for your crimes, and will not be pressing charges. [cheering] - It's a Christmas miracle! - This is wonderful, and, we did it together. - Not everyone. - He's right, where's Slappy? - Hey, there's a telegram

here, it just came in! Quiet, quiet down everyone, quiet. "I know I was everyone's "favorite cast member, stop. "But I've accepted "a development deal at Netflix, stop. "Slip slap-a-roo, stop. "Hee haw and merry Christmas, Slappy." All: Yay! - Good for Slappy, the only cast member to be in all thirteen seasons. - Slip slap-a-roo. - To Slappy, the richest man in town. All: Yay! - Look everyone, they're about to light the tree! [ding] All: ♪ Should auld acquaintance be forgot, ♪ ♪ and never broug

ht to mind? ♪ ♪ Should auld acquaintance be forgot, ♪ ♪ and auld lang syne? ♪ ♪ For auld lang syne, my dear, ♪ ♪ for auld lang syne, ♪ ♪ we'll take a cup o' kindness yet, ♪ ♪ for auld lang syne. ♪ Merry Christmas and happy holidays! ♪♪ ♪♪ ♪♪ ♪♪ ♪♪ Man: Uh, what's goin' on here? - Well, [coughs] we're covering everyone in asbestos. Tanner: Having trouble breathing. - Very dangerous activity. ♪♪ [laughter] Matthew: I just wanna do, just a couple of free styles. Without, um, here take that- let me

take it. [laughing] Man: It's that good, huh? Jetta: They're really good. Man 2: Maddy makes 'em homemade. [hip hop Christmas music] April: ♪ It's Christmastime, ♪ ♪ yeah you know what it is-- ♪ [laughter] Jetta: ♪ So gimme a kiss under the mistletoe, ♪ ♪ as the decorations shine and it starts to snow. ♪ ♪ Gimme a kiss under the mistletoe-- ♪ [laughter] ♪ I said gimme a kiss under the mistletoe. ♪ ♪♪ [thuds] ♪♪ - Open your phone, call someone you have never called before, and tell 'em how great

this show is. - And if you don't like it, I hope your mother falls down a small flight of stairs. - Okay, Arvin, you can't say that. - I'm sorry. - But you should go to the BYUtv.org to watch more Studio C. [Arvin laughing squeakily] Man 3: Still rollin'. What was that? ♪♪ Tanner: It's actually stuck. - How do- how do we unstick it? Man 4: Oh! Tanner: No, keep rollin'! Roll! - That looks crazy. [laughter] Man 5: Is it really stuck? Tanner: Yeah it is, can we keep rolling? Can we seriously keep r

olling? Garet: Great, thanks guys. Hey, keep it down in there, we're trying to live in the snow! And-- [laughter] All joking aside, there's a really great Santa sketch in-- [loud sneeze] [laughter] [dog sneezes] [Tori laughs] [snapping and clapping] [dog huffs] [Tori laughs] - Sorry. You- you can make a- difference-- for an animal in need. [laughter] Please call, right now. Man 5: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! [tree crashing] - I forgive you for your crimes and will not be pressing charges. All: Yay!

Tori: It's a Christmas miracle! Garet: This is wonderful! And, we did it together! [laughter] Tori: That was it, Dalton and Tanner in tears. [laughter] ♪♪ [reindeer crashing] - There, and that's how you do a deer. ♪♪