The Sunscreen Scene | Dirty Grandpa | CLIP

You want me to do your back? Only if you promise to do my front first. Gladly. Hey. Hey. Hi, Professor. Well, there's the prettiest little girl on the beach. Thank you. I was actually talking to him. Yup! Immediately offensive. I'm going back to the hotel. Just try not to join the cast of Rent on the way back! So we got the Professor, you got the millionaire. How's the rest of the Gilligan's Island cast? We're good. Yeah? Yeah, everyone's good. Well, that's good. Copacetic on the island. How are

those washed-out pictures you're taking because you still have the lighting optimizer on? They're not... Where is that? Actually, it's really hypersensitive on the new 60D model. So you have to... - Wait. What is that? - Okay, nope. What are you doing? Give it back, Malibu Ken. No... What? You did it. You turned into one of those people. I turned into one of those people that gives a shit about something? Are you gonna chain yourself to a polar bear? Only if you let me borrow... What is this, a

beach sweater? Yeah. What, did you just come from skiing? Yeah, I skied in, just to see you save the world. One Jell-O shot at a time. High-five! You want me to do your back? Only if you promise to do my front first. Gladly. Oh. Whoops! That never usually happens. Really? It happens to me all the time. Well, guess who just took a shit in the water? Ow! We've been looking for you bitches all day. Where the fuck have you been? Uh, our car broke down in Orlando. Do you ever look at your cell phone

? Awesome. Who are these cunt punches? These are our friends that we met on the way down. Yeah. That's Cody and Brah. They're on the lacrosse team at Florida. This guy plays lacrosse? All-conference, brah! Yeah? Which one, the fucking Diabetes Conference? All right, we're about to boat race a bunch of those fucks from the University of Georgia up in the room. So... Oh, my God! University of Georgia! No way! You're a Hornet? Afraid so. Well, you guys should get in there then, Edward Jizzumhands.

Well, thank you. We will. Good, that's great. I'll see you up there. Oh, good. Well, you say we'll be there and on time. Sweet. I will. Yeah. Yeah, let's do that. No, we should. Let's do it now. Yeah, I'll see you up there. What... Come to the hotel. By the pool. Georgia sucks! Can we please just go? They've got boyfriends. Those meatdick fucks? They're not their boyfriends. They're just seniors, and they're all just terrified and speed-fucking each other before the ship goes down. Didn't you ev

er go on Spring Break? No, I didn't go to Spring Break, 'cause I was studying for law school. Besides, I can't chug alcohol anymore like I used to, Grandpa. I've developed, like, a gag reflex. A gag reflex? Yeah. You're chugging a beer, not taking down a horse cock, Jason. Come on. Go Hornets! Go Hornets, yeah... Hey, you know, one in three of these girls has herpes. Even if you can't see it. Oh, Jesus. Nut the fuck up. It's just a college party, you nance. Chill! Hey, here they are. I'm gonna g

et some beers. What about you, twinkle toes? You want some of dat drank? Some of dat purple drank? Some of dat purple-ass muthafuckin' pimp-dick drank? Who the fuck are you? It's a pretty rockin' party. Whoo. Who let the dogs out? Am I right? Sir, before we start, would you prefer if we gave you a spritzer to chug? Ah... Maybe a Pinot Noir? You're going down, old man. Nobody chugs like me. I bet. You've been chugging Brah's cum for years. Let's go. Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Go! Go! Chug!