This 2000m Mountain Climb is a TUTORIAL

[Spiff] "This is Ymir's Shadow. The mountain I climbed in  my first Peaks of Yore video. Standing at an impressive 500 meters - half a kilometer tall. When I beat  it, I unlocked the actual two last mountains. In the game world these two mountains are unconquered. So  it's up to me to be the first. My plan was to make a video climbing the two of them, because so far  the game had a really smooth learning curve and I expected that after the 500 meter Ymir's Shadow, the  next two would be somethin

g like 1 km, then 1.5 or two. A longer climb but manageable given how much  I'd improved. That is not at all how it worked! The Great Bulwark is 2200 meters - about four times the  height, and towering over Ymir's Shadow, while introducing an entirely new mechanic in the  ice pickaxes. Which have both advantages and disadvantages to normal hands. But in my opinion  are generally harder. This may seem like an unreasonable step up, but it isn't even the half  of it. The Great Bulwark is actually t

he game's final tutorial - because the true final mountain  of Peaks of Yore is a gobsmacking 7500 meters. That's fifteen times taller than the mountain I thought was as  tough as it gets! I can't put both mountains in one video because I'm not done the Solemn Tempest  after about twenty hours of attempts. This video is all the Great Bulwark, which stands as the final  gate before you can attempt the Solemn Tempest. Straight off Ymir's Shadow I wasn't even ready  to attempt the Bulwark yet, bec

ause throughout playing the game I'd never really bothered with  getting collectibles, and never intended on 100%-ing the game. Well these collectibles are pretty  handy: giving more ropes, more coffee, more chalk, and general upgrades. Now having a bit of an  idea what I was getting into, I knew that I'd need most - if not all - the possible upgrades I  could get my hands on, to pull off the last two climbs. Double length ropes?" [Game] "Here, this is for you." [Spiff] "Now we're ready I think.

So I'm only missing...  six. I even went as far as unlocking a pipe that ups your general stats, by beating a bunch of  time trials on the bouldering levels. Now, I was mostly ready. She's so happy we're back chat!  Look at her! She's had a - a relatively boring couple weeks. This is it! This is the second last  mountain, it's a, it's a two mountain trip. And now we have pickaxes. And I got to learn how to  use these efficiently. Is this a new update? Yes! Actually. But, it's not that relevant.

This  mountain has been here. So it's not part of it. But this is an update of the game. They nerfed  some things, and did some other stuff, that I'm not 100% sure on. We do have like a billion - ropes now, so we should rope quite a bit I think. Oh let's go! I, I don't know how to get  here. Like, I - it's definitely not a mandatory coffee I feel like I'm missing something in  the way that you're supposed to leap. With pickaxes. Nice! Hell yeah. Which - yo! What? How was that  not ice? K I have

the rope! What do you think the play is here? I think the play is to rope. Primarily." [TTS] "Let's go climbing." [Spiff] "What - what decides - you just have to do the top of them I assume? Yeah okay.  I love this crunch. Oh, so satisfying. This is what I did in Iceland chat. It was pretty fun. You  know it's a little scary to be suspended 300 meters in the air but you get used to it. Yeah  sure? Hey you know what I did see ice! And I was with somebody who put a pickaxe in it.  So, that's clos

e enough! Ice in Iceland? Hey, it's not as icy as Greenland. Um, maybe this  way? I just don't think the - swing! The switch! Not good it's all over! Save it!  Save it! Rope! No! Do I know how claw machines are a scam? Yeah they  don't pick up the item because they have no oomph. Oh you're making one and it's not any  better? So maybe they never intended to scam us, and they just suck at making crane- or, claws.  I actually used a claw machine a couple weeks ago and yeah it was just, it was mise

rable. I  can't imagine having anything get picked up by that claw. Is it randomized? That's  some claw machine lore I didn't know existed. Heh? Didn't I use that one before? Do these  have limited durability? I thought it was just the bottoms didn't work. MonkeS bro. How much ice  is in Iceland? Uh, not a lot. In fact, the first - we got there, and it was night time, and we had to  drive forty-five minutes from the international airport to Reykjavik which is where we were staying, and the  firs

t thing I noticed was like, how much - it was dark we couldn't see into the distance, but - how  much just, it looked like Saskatchewan. It was flat, snowy, and, uh, that's about it. Like lightly snowy. Like you could tell that it was only a couple degrees under zero. Now as it turns out Iceland has a lot more uh, mountains? Than Saskatchewan? Namely as well some glaciers? That's a big difference.  We had a guide for some ice caves, that you like, couldn't access with your own car. And she  had

a pickaxe. And she smacked the glacier ice. And said you want to taste it? And I said hell  yeah give me that ice! It was good it was like ice, but pure-er. Hey, is packed ice glacier ice?Like  in Minecraft? Because I was thinking to myself - I didn't want to say it because that would make me  seem like a bit of a loser to the guide I think - but yeah okay so I've eaten packed ice then? So  I had somebody who was giving me like, Iceland insider info. And, she said that the water  is good to drin

k. And and it was. I, I quite enjoyed their tap water. But man did the shower  water - oh shit what? What? What do I do? What do I do? Oh my gosh! This is not safe! It's coming  again! Ah! Okay we got to go! We got to go! What the fuck? This is unsafe. Why did you send  me here? They - The Climbing Association sent me here to die! Like this guy's too good  we got to take him off the map! I sent you a helpful vid over g-mail, watch it. No  no no no if it's about climbing this mountain, I have to

figure it out myself.  Not going to watch mountain climbing .exe tutorial. Like you're dead. You're concussed at  the very least." [TTS] "Did you see any volcanoes or hot springs?" [Spiff] "The big hot spring in Iceland, we went  for the last two days of our, of our trip. And like, the main road was closed, because lava had gone  over it. And it was, it was very funny to see how casual that was. Just like ah yeah going to have  to go around until they like, cut through the lava! After it dries,

or whatever! A minor inconvenience  in Iceland! Literally Minecraft. Yeah, I know yeah. They got to cut through that obsidian. Though I  learned that lava... like, it turns into different things... when it dries, depending on how - "dries" - cools -  depending on how fast it cools. So for the stuff at like the end of the stream, it turns into like,  lava glass. Which... isn't that hard to break through. It takes like, a hundred years of cooling for lava to  turn into like obsidian and stuff. So

not - Minecraft was a little bit off. As it would seem. This is fun!  I like this! Oh yeah I went snorkeling in an area that's between two tectonic plates. And it was cold.  I remember seeing that the snorkeling was going to be 2°, and I was like man that's not even freezing,  like I can handle that no problem. And then... in my dumbassery, I realized that, if it was under zero  it would no longer be water. So, that was actually about at as cold as water gets. There is no such  thing as negative

temperature water. They gave us suits, and, and face coverings. The water did though  get into our gloves, and onto our face. So my, little my little fingies were pretty chilly. It was about  half an hour in total and by the end - like it was, it's really hard to get the wet suit off, when it's  wet, so they kind of, they, they, they really got to tug on your gloves, and wowie does having your gloves  tugged on hurt, when your fingies are frozen. They're very chill about it being less than a mi

le from  an active volcano? Well the capital of Iceland - I don't know actually the numbers - but it's not too  far from a series of volcanoes that have been erupting a ton this year. Like really not that  far, like half an hour away. Driving. So - now mind you I don't think you can really live anywhere  on Iceland without being close to a volcano - but uh, it it really is just life. And like there was  this uh city, village, whatever, that kind of got Shreked by the most recent, uh, eruptions,

and it's  like: that's life! Although, our tour guide on the, the one ice caves thing - she lives near - uh. At least we have this. Section. I don't think I'll ever be able to fall further than here. Our  two guide who lives near there um, she said they were very stupid people, for living there. So I  think it's a troubled area. That maybe it's a more of a matter of when not if. Nobody died it's  just, but you get your homes destroyed. I think two hundred people lost their homes recent- somewhat

recently  in Iceland? I was trying to learn a little bit of Icelandic while I was there, and uh I got caught up, for  multiple days, on this one letter that's in their alphabet. And I, I was stuck thinking that it was  an o, with like an x on top. Cuz that's what it looked like to me. And I was just, I was just so  confused. Trying to make it make sense with some of the words. Point is it's a D! I only realized that  when I saw the uppercase D. Yeah yeah yeah yeah. Uh Sola you got it that's the

one. I, I had no idea.  Well it's, it's pronounced D. At least I'm fairly certain. To give you an idea of um, some of the  struggles of, trying to say things in Icelandic. The biggest volcano - so like big tourist guy.  They just call it E15. Because it starts with an E and has fifteen letters. So they just kind of  gave up and were like, okay. I love how you just like - Ooh! Yeah somebody put it in chat. Aya... I'm  not even going to try. Big! Aya... jalajockel? My current theory is that, if t

here's something you can't  pronounce, people would rather you try and mess up, than just not even try. I think. Cuz at least you  get the satisfaction of them being like haha this dumbass. Haha! What is the prediction? Is it if I  fall to the bottom? If it is I think you're in fairly good hands. Maybe. Potentially good  hands! Because of that one ice section. I guess the only example I can think of, would be like  Saskatchewan? And yeah it's funny to hear people butcher it. I'd rather have them

  butcher it than just be like: oh it's too hard! Je ne peux pas! Ah! Oh yeah? Just the tip.  Okay well, at least I have the rope. Someone said Sasuke? When  pronouncing my name? SaskValleyCat? Hey, in Naruto is it Sasuke or Sasuke? I'm still going to  say sauce, because, I like to call him Mr Sauce. This is like - uh - that one Mario Party 8 mini  game that I hate! Coconut dodging! I hate that mini game, it's so luck based! I see Mr. Sauce, I  see someone say Saske. I prefer sauce because Mr. S

auce is a funny name. He's such a serious guy  and it makes him sound so unserious. Oh yeah good time to let go of the rope! No! Oh yeah I probably  could have been jumping this whole time hey? Mr. Sauce sounds like a name I'd give a cat? The balls  shouldn't spawn if I'm this far up it would look weird. So, believe it or not I gave up peeing  in swimming pools a long time ago. But I am well aware that there are grown ass men my age  that still pee in swimming pools. Now, when I went snorkeling

- I'd just like to make it clear  that I had no intention of peeing in my suit. However. Oh shit! The, the whatever - swim guide was  like: just so you know, it's called a wet suit. But it keeps you dry inside. So if you try to pee in  your wet suit, it's - you're just gonna like piss your pants, that you have on underneath the wet  suit. And that didn't even occur to me! Like - I'm I'm not a swimming pool pisser. I'm not. But if  I was, and I didn't get that warning? I may very well have spisse

d my wet suit. I just I don't  know - son of a dick. I don't know why it never occured to me! It's not like swimming trunks, you know? Story  went better than I thought it would? Yeah I know. The fall cut me off, and let your imaginations  run wild. I think this is like, an all of Europe thing, but holy crap does Iceland love their roundabouts. I've never had to drive so many rounda- bouts in my entire life. It's just roundabout after roundabout. Like going from point A to point B is like a twel

ve roundabout process. Like  Paige kind of made a game of counting how many roundabouts we'd have on our trip! Doing whatever we  were doing that day! Thank God there were no rounda- bouts bigger than two lanes. I have absolutely  zero concept of how you'd even manage that. The nice thing with the two-lane roundabouts even,  as well as like: even though it's two lanes, the exits were also two lanes. So, it's not like you  were stuck going in circles if you were on the inner lane, you could exit,

otherwise I have no  idea how you get out? Like do you lane change in the roundabout? Actually, like two to Reykjavik, and  one to - do two to Reykjavik? I will bring out the map right now between Keflavik Airport and Reykjavik. I will absolutely fact check you on that. It is not two roundabouts. And, and some people like  they, they enter the roundabout and they just rip around. Sorry Loaf. Whereas I definitely took my time. So,  you know, people wouldn't be tailgating me on the road normally,

cuz I drove like a regular  human being, but they did get to tailgate position on roundabouts. I did probably give off  some pretty strong foreigner vibes on the rounda- bouts." [TTS] "Just have to see how TTS pronounces this.  Roundabout." [Spiff] "There we go! TTS has got that Canadian in it! It also had this interesting  traffic system - which I was actually a fan of - instead... no, it's specific to roundabouts that  I'm saying rooned. I just think it's a better word. Roundabout? Dry. Flavo

rless. Unexpressive. Roundabout! Exciting. Culturally significant to Canada. Fun. There are exactly a hundred and fifty-eight roundabouts in Iceland?  I believe it! Oh this is one of those. What was I even saying? Oh yeah the lights thing! So instead  of going from red to green, it goes red, and then red and yellow, and then green. So you get like a  warmup, to know when the light's going to be green. Which is sick! Because... sometimes, what I end up  doing here, is I'll watch the opposite ways

lights, cuz then I know that as their light goes yellow  and then red that mine will turn green soon. But in Iceland, it just says when your light's going  to turn green! It was cool! That's standard in Europe? Yeah! I, I didn't mind it at all. Question: I actually  didn't learn this throughout the whole trip and just uh, didn't test it - can you turn right at a  red light in Europe/Iceland? Okay you can't. Okay I didn't think so, cuz I was watching other  people and you couldn't. Okay. Wow. Yo

u're very, very, very passionate. Okay yeah cuz here it's like  red light - you're supposed to stop. But nobody's even going to bat an eye if you just turn right.  At a red light it's, it's really no issue at all. You can't in Quebec? No way! Left on red obviously  not, because there's incoming traffic. But uh, yeah especially when it's a two-lane road you can  absolutely turn right on a red light here. Yeah and I'm, I'm saying Iceland because driving on  the right side of the road. Obviously yo

u can't do that if you're driving on the left side of  the road. I, I probably wouldn't have rented a car if we were going somewhere that has to drive  on the um, left side of the road. I would just accidentally - you know, if you've been in stream  you know that I get distracted - and just, it's not even a me thing it's an everyone thing, but. I would  definitely end up driving on the right side of the road absentmindedly, accidentally. How much rope  do I have? I don't know. How much rope do I

have, I didn't see that one. Sixteen? Okay thank you. Oh hey  speaking of not having rope, I don't have stamina! Is that, is that a happy rock? I think it is. Nope,  well. We are falling!" [TTS] "What was your favorite meal? Plink." [Spiff] "Uh... we went to a restaurant called Tides in  Reykjavik. It was the most expensive of the trip. But it was my favorite. Besides that - cheaper places - there is a pub called like, The *something* Bastard, it was pretty sweet. No I didn't try reindeer.  Oh,

oh, my gosh, I almost forg- okay hold on hold on hold on hold on! No no no no! This is bad! Chat  this is bad! I keep passing out! Gimme that no! No! At least we have the ropes chat at  least we have the ropes. Uh, we went to the world's biggest penis museum. The pride of the capital  of Iceland! Yeah the origin story of this museum, was, the craziest thing. I, I don't remember it  word for word, but it was something like: when I was eleven, I got my first whale penis. Some local  fishermen gav

e it to me as a joke. And like I made it into a walking cane or something. It  was like: as I got older my fascination with penises grew. They didn't use penis though. They  used phal- phallow something? The, the scientific name for penises I guess? Phallological Museum or something?  Phallus? Yeah phallus. But the museum was Phallo- something. Uh, and like, it's  a family-owned museum like he's passed the penises on to his kids. Imagine inheriting... a penis museum from your dad. W inheritance?

Yeah I mean it'd be sweet  but it would certainly be strange. Pickaxes don't get much air. Again I'm sure there's  tricks for that but, this is, this is Sploth versus mountain. Imagine your dad tragically  dying and discovering that you- well I'm sure it wasn't a surprise. Sure he didn't like drop  it on them at his death bed. There's a secret I've been holding from you for years. I actually  have the world's largest penis collection. Um but yeah it was, from animals all around the  world! From

mice, to men, to whales! To elephants! And if you like dry them and stuff, like yeah  there were some that were like walking canes. Which is... something, all right. I'll show you  some pics. I'm sure they'll be okay with TOS. They're not, like they're not still on the  animal, so they're a little less bad looking than it might sound. Can you compare them I need a  size scale? I didn't take pictures of that many. So I won't be able to show you that much variety. For  the most part I just enjoye

d. Well the best picture, and one of my favorite pictures from the trip,  is Paige beside a sperm whale penis. Because it's bigger than her! That is without a doubt one of  the best pictures I got the whole trip. Shit is huge. Yeah. And I sent it to my friends, and I said:  Paige beside the world's biggest penis, aside from Marcus's. Hahaha! Somebody asked about a happy rock  earlier? This is is a happy rock it's a, it's a rock that I can hold on to forever, with no  repercussions. Unless a boul

der falls on me I guess. Look down and hold W to latch yourself  and regain stamina. Please! I do actually know about that, I just don't need it you know? So  somebody asked if it was the world's biggest penis collection or world's biggest penis? It's the  collection. But I, I believe if I read it right, the current known record for world's biggest human  wang - he's still alive - but I think he's promised his package to the museum once he perishes. I  believe that's what it said? How big is it?

Dude they just had a picture of him straight up with  his willy out. It was big, it was you know it was, it was, you know is that your third arm or you just  excited to see me size. Third leg yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah. Third leg yeah. It wasn't as big as his leg. I  don't know how big it is chat I don't remember the measurements okay I just know it's big.  Check it out! Look at that thing! Isn't that wild? That's a big one! Another interesting fact  about the museum, is like, we didn't go to Ice

land and it was on our list of things that we were  planning to do. I didn't know it existed at the start of our trip. As we are getting to our  first flight, we like go to the desk, to the lady, to to get our boarding passes, and she's  like: oh goodie where are you guys going? And it's... and she's not an old lady but she's probably  like forty, if I'm guessing. And we're like oh we're going to Iceland. And she's like oh Iceland! You  got to check out the penis museum! A friend of mine told me

that there was this incredible museum  in Iceland! So that's how we learned about it in the first place. I love this lady's confidence - just  two total strangers. Just sharing her excitement about the world's largest phallological conversation. Or  world's largest phallological museum. And like they had a merch store. I got my one friend - sorry, it's  just, we're jumping from... it sorry, it just keeps - there's more to say. I bought my one friend, um... you  know those glasses that are like

glasses with a mustache? It's, it's glasses, but instead of a  mustache, there's just a dick. So that's what she's getting from me. I didn't tell her what it is,  but I did tell her that I got her something from the museum. The most expensive thing we were going  to do was this uh... helicopter ride that would go over the recently erupted volcano. But uh it never  happened and we got a refund, so. That's, that's sad, but it's okay. Yes a helicopter ride. What even,  what do you mean a helicopter

ride in quotation marks? Wh- what else would it be?" [TTS] "Spiff as a trial  mod, am I allowed out of the dungeon?" [Spiff] "There is no dungeon. Connor says otherwise? Well hold on, there's a  dungeon for Connor." [TTS] "He's lying, I'm chained there rn." [Spiff] "There's no dungeon for the mods. There! Wherever you are I hope you're  happy! I looked down, and I got my stamina back. And I, I, I cramped. I crumpled, and I cramped. No, Loaf got  pet. No no no. Paige's uh sister was coming in fo

r a couple weeks and then my dad - who's a huge Loaf  fan - took care of her for the last week. Oh my gosh dude. Dude! Dammit, back to here! Ah! I need to  rope there I think. Point is, I bet Loaf got a ton of pets while my dad was taking  care of her. You should have that story on text-to-speech at your wedding. Hey, Julian  is my best man, so he - he's got a whole repertoire of embarrassing stories to pick  from. Yeah we have the wedding planned. Dude if we had if we didn't have the wedding  p

lanned, we wouldn't be having a wedding in five months. Bro's wearing like a - I don't  know, juggernaut suit to survive that. Oh my gosh! That one had some  oomph to it! Let's - not the double hit! Stop! I was getting bullied yeah. All right we have  to ditch the rope. We are going to place another one. And I don't think this is that much higher?  So I may start to, to rope like I have infinite ropes, pretty soon-ish. This probably going  to max me out. While hanging from a solid grip if you pr

ess five, you can see the height. Oh! Oh  and - does this point towards a collectible? I don't know if there's a collectible here. This  mountain is how - how high?" [TTS] "What was the weirdest experience in Iceland?" [Spiff] "At the Blue Lagoon, which is  like the prized tourist attraction. Uh it's like a spa, with natural water. When the water comes up  and cools, it creates this like mud, this like white mud, and the white mud's got a bunch of healing  stuff associated with it. So. I don't k

now quite how they get them, but they make them into masks.  Like, the cream that you put on your face and you let it dry there and - I'm sure many of you have  done masks. But uh they make the natural stuff - yeah silica, yeah - they make it into masks. And so  everyone around the spa is wearing these things. And then they just wash it off in the water. Now  the water itself has a ton of this mud that's just naturally occurring in it. But at the same time,  you can't help but think about the fa

ct that you are swimming in everyone's washed off masks. And  it said that, every forty-eight hours the water is fully cycled through. But what about the mud? You know  surely that builds up and sits at the bottom, right? I'm, I, they must have some sort of protocol, of uh,  cleaning out the mud. But, I really couldn't help but think, while I wade around this mud and pick up -  pick it up and play around with it - like am I just playing with people's face goop? And like, sometimes  there would b

e hairs in it. And me and Paige were just exploring the whole area, and we found this  like area where the water leaves. So that's where it cycles out. And there were a lot of hairs in  that section! Uh I - you know I'm not, I'm not one to get grossed up by much - but I left. I left that  section very quickly. So the nice thing was, uh like we spent two nights in not the Blue Lagoon Hotel  but the Silica Hotel. So it's, it's like five minutes away. And the nice thing about there is they have  th

eir own like mini lagoon, and like nobody's there it's, it's a lot smaller, but it's fairly private.  So I didn't really feel like uh I was swimming in other people's filth, while we were in there. But  the one day that we actually went to the proper Blue Lagoon Hot Springs felt kind of, kind of groaty. But  uh, yeah, overall it was very nice. But you asked what the weirdest thing was in Iceland - probably uh, swimming  in people's mud. Onto a pleasant story: when I was a kid my computer desktop

background was like this  black sand beach, and I didn't even think it was real. Like I thought it was just like edited. I was  like wow what a cool thing. And I, when I learned that it is real, and it is in fact in Iceland, I was  very excited! It was like a, like a childhood dream to visit a black sand beach that I otherwise  didn't realize it existed. So that was the most like personally rewarding part of the trip. Was  seeing that thing that as a kid I didn't think existed." [TTS] "Ah yes n

ine months of the Spiggatron. Have  fun with whatever you are doing and I hope you have a great time with it LMAO." [Spiff] "Wait a  second, what do you mean I can't put a rope down? Odd. Am I going to - I don't think I'm  going to top out yet. Oh! I was wrong. Thank God ropes exist? Yes, you're right, but  in that case... the rope actually held me back. What do you think of Toronto? It is probably  my least favorite place in Canada. Oh my gosh, oh my gosh." [TTS] "Hydration hour two. Drink some

thing and stay  healthy peeps." [Spiff] "It has readjusted. As someone who lives in Toronto it sucks? It's just like - where  I live it isn't that big, and Toronto is big, and everyone I interacted with was angry and impatient.  Mind you I was only at an airport, but. It was the least pleasant airport. In Toronto, actually, we  were trying to take a shuttle, because we had to spend the night at a hotel between our flights,  and we tried to take a shuttle from the airport to our hotel, which was

a kilometer away. We could  have walked it but we elected to take the shuttle. And we ended up waiting so long. Like forty-five minutes  for the shuttle that's taking us a kilometer. But in the meantime, um, Ubers were fighting with other  hotel's shuttles for parking space. Like this Uber came, parked in a hotel shuttle spot, and, just - I  guess their passenger didn't show up, so they're just taking forever. And the bus- the shuttles, did  not take it. They went behind the Uber, and just start

ed like spam honking. The Uber didn't move, and  so they went, it went, the bus went beside the Uber, and then when the Uber tried to leave finally  the bus cut it off! And was just like holding it hostage. While people are trying to get shuttle  to their hotel, these guys are having like a little battle. And then finally the shuttle moves away,  and the Uber speeds after it, and like holds down the, the horn, while tail getting the shit out of  the shuttle. Obviously we didn't see what happened

next, but - if the shuttle break checked it like they  would have had an accident. That was my welcome to Toronto. The hotel was fine. And like obviously it  was the fault of the, the Uber - but, it must happen a lot because those guys were absolutely not fucking  having it. Okay oh my gosh. We're getting there oh there's another ro- there's another rock there.  I'm still fairly loose on my rope so I think I could... Cool. Now to there. Okay. Nice! Really why? This rope is so  close why are you

booing me? Don't boo me! No I'm not worried about Help Wanted 2 as much  as Help Wanted 1 for the marathon. It's a much easier game. Ruin and Help Wanted 2 are really  easy. Kind of looks like Steel Wool had enough of people complaining about endos, and were like:  like we are never going to make a challenging section. That one crafts one that's like in the  dark and you got to use the flashlight I think is the hardest, and it, it does shiver my timbers  for sure. But besides that... like there

are multiple hard mini games in Help Wanted 1. It's so  windy up here and I'm scared! I know I'm not roped. It's just this kind of sucks as a rope spot,  because, there's so much space between the holds. That we're going to lose rope. Like we're going to  hit the end of our rope pretty fast. Which almost makes it not a valuable rope. I am left-handed yeah.  One nice thing about Help Wanted 2 I'm not 100% sure which mini games, but we don't have to do  all of them." [TTS] "What was your experien

ce with Don't Starve?" [Spiff] "Uh I only ever played solo. Like  I've known about the game since since its earliest form. Played it a bit. And then by  the time I got it on my own systems, uh, Reign of Giants was out. So that's what I spent the  most time on, was Reign of Giants. Then I spent a ton of time on Shipwrecked. Shipwrecked  I think is my favorite DLC ever. In the game. And then I played Hamlet! Hamlet was a ton of  fun! And that's it for single player content. Sorry Loaf you got to g

o I I need to focus. Since then,  Don't Starve has only done multiplayer content and... sorry chat you do not know where she was. She was  like pressing into my hand I had to she'll be back! I tried playing Don't Starve Together by  myself, but boss health is just so goddamn high. DST is a bit hard personally I quite enjoy the  high health? Yeah. If I was better at the game I would too. But I was simply not. Plus I played it  on an old laptop - cuz this is a long time ago and uh - my FPS wasn't

that good, and like I used a mouse  pad often. It's just uh, I did not set myself up to succeed in DST." [TTS] "Run from it. You must fulfill your  promise and do the 100% FNAF marathon." [Spiff] "That is, that is so long from now. Like I know FNAF is going  to be - mainline FNAF content's going to still be coming out for, for years. Like I could see myself  doing the 100% marathon when it's done. When FNAF is, is over. Before then it is a absolutely insane  commitment that I don't really want t

o do. Right now. Well, I almost died. When's the Poppy Playtime  marathon? A couple people have asked me that. It would take like an hour! Wouldn't be very  exciting. I think I'm going to read the FNAF books after I finish my current zombies series.  I'm on the last book- or sorry, I just started the last book. So I finished the second last  one on our trip. So depending on how long it takes me to read. If this game had more goofy,  and less realism, it definitely would have made it into that li

ke: super popular for no reason  streamer rage game category. Was that the last rope? Shit. Maybe it was a mistake... treating  my ropes. Let's take that one back shall we? Oh God. It's too wimdy up here chat! My hands are sweating! It's pushing me away from  the mountain. These are unsafe climbing conditions! Ooh that's not a good one! Nice to make that but boy was I not confident with it. Yes now we hope that  everything - hey there's been no cru- cruxes on this mountain. That's a fun fact. I

mean  the whole thing's been a crux, but. So far? Imagine. So I'm definitely almost topped up here on rope  length. But like I'm not confident at all going for these rocks, so I'm going to try and get to them on  my current uh... oh no cruxes cuz unconquered! Oh true! I don't know if I can - I am not confident with  that jump at all. Nobody's deemed a section difficult they've all died trying to get up here.  Clutch rope? Well, kind of. I may have gotten that jump if I, if it weren't for the rop

e. But  I just, I don't want to, I, I, I think I can just barely - oh maybe I can't! I don't want to do  this jump without a rope man! No I don't think I can! Okay there's an ice patch underneath  it. So if I fall, whip out the pickaxes, and grab... Comme çi. Comme ça. Okay. No Loaf sorry you current- you're currently  banned from the lap, while I finish this mountain. You may return once the  mountain has uh - no Loaf, no. You can't I'm sorry. No I'm sorry! No! No you  don't. Dude it's so windy

at this point. I know Paige is still home. Don't act like you have nobody to hang out with. Okay. Back in business chat! None of these  have been - toughy, toughy, toughy scaries. So far. Okay this one might be a toughy, toughy scary. Toughy scary toughy scary! Mhm. My favorite part about this, is how it's  like, a warmup. Now, after this, you climb the real mountain. Oh there is a rock there  okay I couldn't really see it. Don't scare me like that David! No. Please just make the end easy.  For

my little heart! I don't want to jump! It's, it's a jump to the last rock. I thought I could! Oh my gosh.  How long was that? Like two and a half hours? My heart! Dude! It really started pounding on that last jump. Yeah exactly tutorial is done. Oh my gosh. Oh! Oh you know what, I  know why they do this. It's like: oh my gosh, somebody did conquer it, but then  they died at the top. So now I got to do this one if I really want to call myself  the first, you know? Let's put that flag down chat.

What a funny sound. The Great Bulwark of  the North. Seven thousand four hundred and eighteen feet. So apparently this one is three times the height? That's uh that's  quite something. Yeah three times the height apparently yeah. Quite insane! So this is  just the start? Yeah, yeah. It was, yeah. Dude I'm, I'm - I got to recover! I'm a little shaken! Let's get our stamp. Unconquered except for that dead guy. Okay, let's go to it, and then  I'm going to take a couple minutes, go to the washroom,

because - if I have to pee in the  middle of this mountain it's going to be bad news! We can't even see the top like the sun's  blocking it. Now we are truly, honestly, at the final mountain. Where falls aren't measured in  meters, but instead in kilometers. Miles, even. The tutorials are all complete. Time to finish them  off. It has been, and will, be quite the journey.