I would just stick my butt out the whole time and hopeโ You know what, I'm not gonna continue this joke. ๐ถ Music Intro ๐ถ I usually react to book-to-movie adaptations to try to keep it kinda relevant to my channel. But now, at this point, I've kind of given up on that. I saw the trailer for ๐๐ฐ๐ณ๐ฌ ๐๐ต a while ago. From what I gather, it seems to be a teen dance movie about a girl who wants to go to this prestigious university. But in order to have a higher chance of being accepted, she has t
o have her extracurriculars really boosted up. And she decides to boost them up by joining a dance crew. But then the dance crew won't allow her in because she ๐ด๐ถ๐ค๐ฌ๐ด at dancing. And so, she decides to rebel by making her own dance group. She enlists the help of her token minority best friend, Liza Koshy. They have a rag-tag team of dancersโ Who I guess aren't normally the type of people that you would expect to be in a dance crew? And they end up inviting Jordan Fisher to be their dance ins
tructor. The "underdog" dance team will probably have a dance off with the expert dance team. I don't know what the purpose of this movie is, other than showing how: If you are not good at something that doesn't belong to you, you somehow should still be entitled to star in it. Even though you ๐ฌ๐ฏ๐ฐ๐ธ ๐ฏ๐ฐ๐ต๐ฉ๐ช๐ฏ๐จ ๐ข๐ฃ๐ฐ๐ถ๐ต ๐ช๐ต and you're just using it to get an advance in your college degree, I guess? I don't know why that other dance team is considered evil for rejecting her when she lite
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y, Quinn, I don't accept your apology. [๐๐ถ๐ช๐ญ๐ญ๐ช๐ข๐ณ๐ฅ] Pack your things and clear out your locker. [๐๐ถ๐ช๐ฏ๐ฏ] We're in the same French class. [๐๐ถ๐ช๐ญ๐ญ๐ช๐ข๐ณ๐ฅ] Baby, you're canceled. This interaction is giving me way too many flashbacks to Book Twitter. [๐๐ถ๐ช๐ฏ๐ฏ] You're probably wondering, "Why Duke?" [๐๐ถ๐ช๐ฏ๐ฏ] "Why not Yale?" [๐๐ถ๐ช๐ฏ๐ฏ] My dad went there, soโ So she's only going to Duke because she has daddy issues? All her motivations always tie back to a man, doesn't it? [๐
๐ด. ๐๐ข๐ฎ๐ช๐ณ๐ฆ๐ป] I am looking for applicants that are change-makers, risk-takers. [๐๐ด. ๐๐ข๐ฎ๐ช๐ณ๐ฆ๐ป] Not applicants that just, like, can fill the box. She's basically saying, "Listen, we don't accept basic bitches over here." "You need to grow a personality in order to enter this university." [๐๐ด. ๐๐ข๐ฎ๐ช๐ณ๐ฆ๐ป] Well, this is just fascinating. [๐๐ด. ๐๐ข๐ฎ๐ช๐ณ๐ฆ๐ป] I had no idea you were part of the dance team. [๐๐ถ๐ช๐ฏ๐ฏ] I'm a con- I'm a contributor. [๐๐ด. ๐๐ข๐ฎ๐ช๐ณ๐ฆ๐ป] What's y
our style? [๐๐ถ๐ช๐ฏ๐ฏ] I'm sorry? [๐๐ด. ๐๐ข๐ฎ๐ช๐ณ๐ฆ๐ป] Your style of dance, honey. [๐๐ด. ๐๐ข๐ฎ๐ช๐ณ๐ฆ๐ป] Are you a breaker? [๐๐ด. ๐๐ข๐ฎ๐ช๐ณ๐ฆ๐ป] Are you a wall climber? [๐๐ด. ๐๐ข๐ฎ๐ช๐ณ๐ฆ๐ป] Are you into Zumba? My style is ๐๐ฆ๐๐ฅ๐ฆ๐ฃ๐๐ ๐๐ก๐ก๐ฃ๐ ๐ก๐ฃ๐๐๐ฅ๐๐ ๐. I do want to make a rant though: I do think that it is unfair for people to be evaluated on how basic they are compared to how special they are at such an early age. I think there's so much pressure that people face to not be
a Basic Bitchโข. And be the best at, like, all these things and be well-rounded. But it's like, when you're a teenager, ๐ฐ๐ง ๐ค๐ฐ๐ถ๐ณ๐ด๐ฆ you're gonna be a basic bitch. You don't know who you are yet. It's unrealistic to just expect for people to ๐ฌ๐ฏ๐ฐ๐ธ exactly what they want within the first 20 years of their life. Not everyone can figure it out right away. And it is kind of a bummer to punish people for being a basic bitch. Let people be basic. It's part of, like, your rite of passage to fig
ure out what you want. Or maybe people ๐ข๐ณ๐ฆ just basic and that's okay too. I don't know. Basic Bitchโข rights. [๐๐ข๐ด๐ฎ๐ช๐ฏ๐ฆ] I actually think I'm just as good as you are. [๐๐ถ๐ช๐ญ๐ญ๐ช๐ข๐ณ๐ฅ] Oh, really? [๐๐ข๐ด๐ฎ๐ช๐ฏ๐ฆ] Mmm...maybe better. *๐จ๐ข๐ด๐ฑ* Dance off? He's so talented! You know, I'm really rooting for him. *๐จ๐ข๐ด๐ฑ* He spins so fast! That was a cool flip. He ๐ฅ๐ฐ๐ฆ๐ด appear to be the best, objectively speaking. Based on this dance off, he ๐ช๐ด the superior one. [๐๐ถ๐ช๐ฏ๐ฏ] And
I would help you. [๐๐ถ๐ช๐ฏ๐ฏ] But guess what? [๐๐ถ๐ช๐ฏ๐ฏ] I have the exact opposite problem. [๐๐ถ๐ช๐ฏ๐ฏ] I have a 4.0 GPA. [๐๐ถ๐ช๐ฏ๐ฏ] And I need you to teach me how to dance. Ah, yes, the two genders: 4.0 GPA and being good at dancing. You gotta pick one or the other. When you're a teenager in a movie, you can't be good at more than one thing at a time. [๐๐ข๐ด๐ฎ๐ช๐ฏ๐ฆ] I hate that. [๐๐ข๐ด๐ฎ๐ช๐ฏ๐ฆ] Stop that right now. [๐๐ข๐ด๐ฎ๐ช๐ฏ๐ฆ] That is terrifying. [๐๐ข๐ด๐ฎ๐ช๐ฏ๐ฆ] Quinn, where are
your eyeballs going? [๐๐ข๐ด๐ฎ๐ช๐ฏ๐ฆ] Stop. [๐๐ถ๐ช๐ฏ๐ฏ] Not until you say yes. [๐๐ข๐ด๐ฎ๐ช๐ฏ๐ฆ] Quinn, stop. [๐๐ข๐ด๐ฎ๐ช๐ฏ๐ฆ] Stop, stop! [๐๐ข๐ด๐ฎ๐ช๐ฏ๐ฆ] Okay, fine! [๐๐ข๐ด๐ฎ๐ช๐ฏ๐ฆ] Fine, yes. [๐๐ถ๐ช๐ฏ๐ฏ] Yes? [๐๐ข๐ด๐ฎ๐ช๐ฏ๐ฆ] Yes! [๐๐ถ๐ช๐ฏ๐ฏ] Sorry, takes a second to get out of it. Okay! I never want to see that again. [๐๐ข๐ด๐ฎ๐ช๐ฏ๐ฆ] You in the Upside Down? Girl, you're gonna be in the Upside Down if you keep on hanging out with people like her. [๐๐ถ๐ช๐ญ๐ญ๐ช๐ข๐ณ๐ฅ] Ew, what are you doin
g here? [๐๐ถ๐ช๐ญ๐ญ๐ช๐ข๐ณ๐ฅ] I banished you. [๐๐ถ๐ช๐ญ๐ญ๐ช๐ข๐ณ๐ฅ] Trinity, can you sage the space? [๐๐ถ๐ช๐ฏ๐ฏ] Um... Listen, I'm gonna need that sage when I go to BookCon. Is she dancing or having a stroke? [๐๐ถ๐ช๐ฏ๐ฏ] You just need to sit back, relax, and let me do what I do best. [๐๐ข๐ด๐ฎ๐ช๐ฏ๐ฆ] Which is what? Stress me out? [๐๐ถ๐ช๐ฏ๐ฏ] No. Research and organization. Oh no, another point where I kinda relate to her. Overly preparing for something to make up for lack of talent. Aww, he's cu
te. You know, I'm glad he moved on to becoming a dance instructor after Lara Jean rejected him. [๐๐ถ๐ช๐ฏ๐ฏ] Are you Jake Taylor? [๐๐ข๐ฌ๐ฆ] Depends on who's asking. [๐๐ถ๐ช๐ฏ๐ฏ] I'm Quinn. [๐๐ถ๐ช๐ฏ๐ฏ] And, uh, I'm starting a dance team at Woodbright High. [๐๐ข๐ฌ๐ฆ] I'm not interested. [๐๐ถ๐ช๐ฏ๐ฏ] We have a very important ingredient for winning: a can-do spirit. [๐๐ข๐ฌ๐ฆ] Can-do spirit? [๐๐ถ๐ช๐ฏ๐ฏ] Mm-hm. [๐๐ข๐ฌ๐ฆ] What about skill? She has none! If someone has to describe their team by ha
ving "a can-do spirit". . .that means they don't have any talent. That's like saying you have a great personality. [๐๐ข๐ฌ๐ฆ] Look at you. [๐๐ข๐ฌ๐ฆ] The way you carry yourself, your posture. [๐๐ข๐ฌ๐ฆ] You're 100% not a dancer. He can tell! Oh my god, if he looked at meโ He would look at my ๐๐ถ๐ฏ๐ค๐ฉ๐ฃ๐ข๐ค๐ฌ ๐ฐ๐ง ๐๐ฐ๐ต๐ณ๐ฆ ๐๐ข๐ฎ๐ฆ ass and be like, "This bitch...has scoliosis." [๐๐ถ๐ช๐ฏ๐ฏ] I made flyers. ๐๐ค๐ช ๐ข๐๐๐ ๐๐ก๐ฎ๐๐ง๐จ ๐ฌ๐๐ฉ๐ ๐พ๐ค๐ข๐๐ ๐๐๐ฃ๐จ?! ๐คฎ This bitch right here. [๏ฟฝ
๏ฟฝ๐ข๐ด๐ฎ๐ช๐ฏ๐ฆ] So there's this girl in my homeroom. It's an Asian girl. ๐ ๐ฌ๐ฏ๐ฆ๐ธ ๐ช๐ต! Dude, it's always a fucking Asian girl side character. Who has some kind of, like, alternative goth look to her. She just needs, like, a purple streak in her hair and then she's, like, the token Asian side character. [๐๐ข๐ด๐ฎ๐ช๐ฏ๐ฆ] Everybody calls this kid DJ Tapes because he makes the hottest mixtapes around. [๐๐ข๐ด๐ฎ๐ช๐ฏ๐ฆ] But what they don't know is that he's got some serious moves. [๐๐ข๐ด๐ฎ๐ช๐ฏ๐ฆ]
Yeah, this guy is supposed to be the best flipper in town. Dude, Liza Koshy is doing all the work and recruiting people. And what does Sabrina Carpenter do? Make a flyer? ๐๐ช๐ต๐ฉ ๐๐ฐ๐ฎ๐ช๐ค ๐๐ข๐ฏ๐ด? Did she print that from Microsoft Word? She didn't even use Photoshop? She didn't even use Canva? [๐๐ถ๐ช๐ฏ๐ฏ] Want to have to...show you everything at once, but... [๐๐ถ๐ช๐ฏ๐ฏ] Let's go for it, alright. [๐๐ถ๐ช๐ฏ๐ฏ] Alright, well, I still have the animations. [๐๐ถ๐ช๐ฏ๐ฏ] Whoo! If guys were actual
ly charmed by girls who are incompetent. . . I would have, like, a dozen boyfriends by now. I guarantee you, throughout the movie, she's gonna be, like, all bumbly and incompetent. And he's gonna be like, "๐ผ๐๐๐๐๐๐! ๐๐ฐ๐ธ ๐ฆ๐ฏ๐ฅ๐ฆ๐ข๐ณ๐ช๐ฏ๐จ." ๐๐ฐ, ๐ฃ๐ช๐ต๐ค๐ฉ! Get your shit together. [๐๐ข๐ฌ๐ฆ] Come here. [๐๐ข๐ฌ๐ฆ] Slow it down. [๐๐ข๐ฌ๐ฆ] Do you mind? See, this wouldn't work for me because I'm ๐ฆ๐น๐ต๐ณ๐ฆ๐ฎ๐ฆ๐ญ๐บ ticklish. If he even tried to put a hand on me, my fist would ๐๐๐ค๐ฅ๐๐๏ฟฝ
๏ฟฝ๐ฅ๐๐ง๐๐๐ช go to his face. Ugh! Maybe this is why I don't have sexual tension with my dancing instructor who finds my clumsiness endearing. *๐ด๐ช๐จ๐ฉ* *๐จ๐ข๐ด๐ฑ* [๐๐ถ๐ช๐ฏ๐ฏ] Are you okay? ๐๐ฉ ๐ฏ๐ฐ! [๐๐ข๐ฌ๐ฆ] I'm fine! [๐๐ข๐ฌ๐ฆ] I'm fine, I'm fine. Aww. Damn, things got really tough after Lara Jean rejected him. [๐๐ถ๐ช๐ฏ๐ฏ] I read about acupressure for your knee injury. [๐๐ถ๐ช๐ฏ๐ฏ] These points were recommended. [๐๐ข๐ฌ๐ฆ] Thanks. [๐๐ถ๐ช๐ฏ๐ฏ] Thank ๐บ๐ฐ๐ถ for the dance lesson. Alright,
now crack his knee. Then he'll be ๐ง๐ฐ๐ณ๐ค๐ฆ๐ฅ to teach you how to dance. [๐๐ข๐ด๐ฎ๐ช๐ฏ๐ฆ] Raven, you're doing our costumes. [๐๐ข๐ท๐ฆ๐ฏ] How do you guys feel about dead cheerleaders? Wait, I don't know. I kinda like dead cheerleaders as a concept. It could be like a really conceptual dance piece with, like, a story to it. We should listen to her. This looks like the poor man's version of Marvel ๐๐ถ๐ฏ๐ข๐ธ๐ข๐บ๐ด. ๐๐ฆ๐ฆ, ๐ ๐ง๐ถ๐ค๐ฌ๐ช๐ฏ๐จ ๐ฌ๐ฏ๐ฆ๐ธ ๐ช๐ต! I fucking knew it. She's gonna be an incom
petent bitch and he's just gonna look at her and smile. ๐๐ฉ๐บ ๐ข๐ณ๐ฆ ๐บ๐ฐ๐ถ ๐ด๐ฎ๐ช๐ญ๐ช๐ฏ๐จ? ๐๐ฐ๐ธ ๐ช๐ด ๐ต๐ฉ๐ข๐ต ๐ฆ๐ฏ๐ฅ๐ฆ๐ข๐ณ๐ช๐ฏ๐จ? Man, this shit is ridiculous. How could it be that easy? [๐๐ข๐ด๐ฎ๐ช๐ฏ๐ฆ] You think I don't see you staring at Jake like he's a pop quiz? Oooh. Maybe she wants him to pop her quiz. [๐๐ข๐ด๐ฎ๐ช๐ฏ๐ฆ] Oh, I did, didn't I? [๐๐ข๐ด๐ฎ๐ช๐ฏ๐ฆ] You must be Mr. Right. [๐๐ฉ๐ข๐ณ๐ญ๐ช๐ฆ] What are you thinking about in terms of firmness? [๐๐ข๐ด๐ฎ๐ช๐ฏ๐ฆ] So many things. [๐๐ข๐ด
๐ฎ๐ช๐ฏ๐ฆ] Would you mind? [๐๐ข๐ด๐ฎ๐ช๐ฏ๐ฆ] I want to test the spoon-worthiness. This feels inappropriate. He's just trying to do his job. ๐๐ฆ๐ข๐ท๐ฆ ๐ฉ๐ช๐ฎ ๐ข๐ญ๐ฐ๐ฏ๐ฆ. [๐๐ข๐ด๐ฎ๐ช๐ฏ๐ฆ] The firmness isโ [๐๐ฉ๐ข๐ณ๐ญ๐ช๐ฆ] The firmness of the bed is good. Like, if you imagine the scenario with the gender reversed. Super uncomfortable. Don't flirt with customer service workers, okay? They already have it hard enough. Especially during this epidemic. [๐๐ฐ๐ฃ๐ฃ๐บ] Who are we gonna perform for? [๐๐ถ๐ช๏ฟฝ
๏ฟฝ๐ฏ] We have our audience! Haven't they been through enough? They've probably been through wars, they've seen some shit. And now you gotta subject them to this. I just feel really bad for this old man. He's spending the last years of his life like this? It's just not right. At this point, you might as well just bury him peacefully. Take him out of his misery. If I were him, I would fake a heart attack just so that they could bury me in a casket so I don't have to see this shit. Yeah, just preten
d you're dead. *๐๐๐จ๐ฅ* ๐ธ ๐ ๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ข ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐. [๐๐ณ๐ช๐บ๐ข] Pretty sure the key to a live audience is keeping them alive. ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐. You know what, he's in a better place. It's for the best. Wait, so they're just gonna gloss it over and keep on practicing? Seeing a person die right in front of you is pretty traumatizing. No one's gonna go to therapy after this? Like. . .no one's gonna talk about what just happened? No one's gonna process it? I guess they'll process i
t through ๐๐๐๐๐. [๐๐ข๐ด๐ฎ๐ช๐ฏ๐ฆ] Feel free to just get loose. [๐๐ถ๐ช๐ฏ๐ฏ] Yep. [๐๐ข๐ด๐ฎ๐ช๐ฏ๐ฆ] Yeah! Dude, that's me when I go clubbing. I have too many things in common with this girl ๐ข๐ฏ๐ฅ ๐ ๐ฉ๐ข๐ต๐ฆ ๐ช๐ต. [๐๐ข๐ด๐ฎ๐ช๐ฏ๐ฆ] Why do we look like a bunch of dental hygienists? [๐๐ถ๐ช๐ฏ๐ฏ] What? They're uniforms! [๐๐ถ๐ช๐ฏ๐ฏ] I borrowed them from the nursing home. Oh my god, you know what they should do? They should do a dance number to the TLC song "No Scrubs". That would be so fucking f
unny. And people would laugh at it. It would be a bop. Also, there's tons of different remixes for "No Scrubs" too. So I bet you could find a really nice remix to make a dance to. Damn, maybe I should be their coach. Hmm. Maybe Jordan Fisher and I should collaborate. [๐๐ถ๐ช๐ญ๐ญ๐ช๐ข๐ณ๐ฅ] Trinity, I told you not to say anything. You know these are the kinda bitches that show up to class 20 minutes late with a Starbucks drink. I love that for them though. I still think "No Scrubs" would've been a
better song choice. We have a six, a five, and a five. Does that mean they made it? [๐๐ถ๐ช๐ฏ๐ฏ] It's between us and the next crew performing. [๐๐ถ๐ช๐ฏ๐ฏ] So if we beat them, then we're in. Maybe they'll have an accident. Maybe it'll be some dumb luck. [๐๐ข๐ด๐ฎ๐ช๐ฏ๐ฆ] Are you seeing what I'm seeing? *๐ด๐ค๐ข๐ฏ๐ฅ๐ข๐ญ๐ช๐ป๐ฆ๐ฅ ๐จ๐ข๐ด๐ฑ* [๐๐ถ๐ช๐ญ๐ญ๐ช๐ข๐ณ๐ฅ] Oh my god. I knew it! I knew it was because of dumb luck. But I didn't expect this. Damn, Rhysand who? [๐๐ถ๐ช๐ฏ๐ฏ] Maybe you can just hide me
in the back for Work It. Ooh, he's about to put it in the back. That's inappropriate. I shouldn't say that. That's cool. I like it when they showcase different types of bodies for dancers. Why couldn't ๐ต๐ฉ๐ฆ๐บ have been, like, the main characters instead? Yeah! What if they were the main characters instead? And they weren't accepted into the elite dance team because they didn't fit the conventional body types that people expect to be a dancer. But then they prove that they are just as goodโif
not even betterโthan everyone else. [๐๐ข๐ฌ๐ฆ] I miss dancing. [๐๐ถ๐ช๐ฏ๐ฏ] So why'd you give it up? [๐๐ข๐ฌ๐ฆ] 'Cause I wanted to be the best. Dude, I am the same way. Like, if I'm not automatically good at something. . . I don't even want to try it. [๐๐ข๐ฌ๐ฆ] That's because you can't learn to dance by reading a book. Hey, don't criticize her for using books as a defense mechanism. 'Cause that hits ๐ข ๐ญ๐ช๐ต๐ต๐ญ๐ฆ ๐ต๐ฐ๐ฐ ๐ค๐ญ๐ฐ๐ด๐ฆ to home. That's a really good sound quality coming out from yo
ur phone. Uh, excuse me! If he did that, I'd be like, "Oh, what the fuck?" I would just stick my butt out the whole time and hopeโ You know what, I'm not gonna continue this joke. [๐๐ข๐ฌ๐ฆ] Look, it- it's no secret that you guys aren't the most... [๐๐ข๐ฌ๐ฆ] ...technically skilled dancers out there. Listen, it's no secret that you guys all suck ass. ๐๐ถ๐ต! I really want Sabrina's coochie soโ How is this necessary? What is- What is this doing for the plot? He looks like he auditioned for ๐๐ฆ๐ฆ
๐ฏ ๐๐ฐ๐ญ๐ง, but he didn't get a role. [๐๐ฉ๐ข๐ณ๐ญ๐ช๐ฆ] If you ever need anything, you just call me. This is just enabling people to harass customer service workers. ๐ฟ๐ค๐ฃ'๐ฉ ๐๐ค ๐ฉ๐๐๐ฉ. [๐๐ฆ๐ข๐ค๐ฉ๐ฆ๐ณ] Quinn, you can do better than this. Ah yes, the eternal struggle. Because now that she's good at dance, that means she can't be good at school work. Remember, you have to choose one of the two genders. [๐๐ถ๐ช๐ญ๐ญ๐ช๐ข๐ณ๐ฅ] You know you actually have to pay to use a dance studio, right? [๐๐ถ
๐ช๐ญ๐ญ๐ช๐ข๐ณ๐ฅ] Otherwise people get fired. ๐๐ฆ ๐จ๐ฐ๐ต ๐ง๐ช๐ณ๐ฆ๐ฅ?! โ๐ . The pink-haired guy took it too far. [๐๐ถ๐ช๐ฏ๐ฏ] Jake, everything's gonna be okay. [๐๐ข๐ฌ๐ฆ] How? Oh no! Dude, use your white privilege to help him out. Like, you just got this dude fired. Why would they even bother to sabotage this team when this team really shouldn't be a threat to them? Because they have ๐บ๐ฆ๐ข๐ณ๐ด of experience. And this is just, like, a rag-tag team of random kids that are starting to learn dance in
, like, two months. So, like, why even bother? [๐๐ข๐ณ๐ช๐ข] Ever since you started dancing, you have been completely off balance. Why does this always happen in, like, every dance movie? ๐๐ค๐ช ๐๐๐๐ฃ๐๐๐ ๐๐ซ๐๐ง ๐จ๐๐ฃ๐๐ ๐ฎ๐ค๐ช ๐จ๐ฉ๐๐ง๐ฉ๐๐ ๐๐๐ฃ๐๐๐ฃ๐! ๐๐ ๐ฆ'๐ฃ๐ ๐๐ ๐ฅ ๐ฅ๐๐ ๐ค๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ช๐๐ ๐ฃ๐. [๐๐ถ๐ช๐ฏ๐ฏ] I was on the team, somehow. [๐๐ข๐ณ๐ช๐ข] What are you talking about? [๐๐ถ๐ช๐ฏ๐ฏ] Even though I only do the lighting. [๐๐ถ๐ช๐ฏ๐ฏ] And so then Jas and I decided to make
our own team. [๐๐ข๐ณ๐ช๐ข] Stop. [๐๐ถ๐ช๐ฏ๐ฏ] And thenโ [๐๐ข๐ณ๐ช๐ข] I don't understand. [๐๐ข๐ณ๐ช๐ข] So is it over? [๐๐ข๐ณ๐ช๐ข] Is it- Is it done? Dude, the mom needs to chill out. Like, it's not that deep. [๐๐ถ๐ช๐ฏ๐ฏ] I'm really sorry, Mom. [๐๐ข๐ณ๐ช๐ข] Oh, man. Dude, she's acting like this shit is the ๐ฆ๐ฏ๐ฅ ๐ฐ๐ง ๐ต๐ฉ๐ฆ ๐ธ๐ฐ๐ณ๐ญ๐ฅ. [Jasmine] So you're just gonna quit on us? [๐๐ถ๐ช๐ฏ๐ฏ] I really need to get my grades up. [๐๐ถ๐ช๐ฏ๐ฏ] Plus, I'm the worst dancer on the team. [๐๐ถ๐ช๐ฏ๐ฏ] You
guys don't really need me andโ Alright, that's true. Bye! [๐๐ข๐ด๐ฎ๐ช๐ฏ๐ฆ] You know, for a second, I thought you actually cared and you weren't just using all of us. Wait you thought, at any point, that she ๐ธ๐ข๐ด๐ฏ'๐ต using all of you guys? The whole team was built upon her trying to get into college just to trick ๐ค๐ฃ๐ person. This wasn't even a sustainable plan in the first place. [๐๐ถ๐ช๐ฏ๐ฏ] Guys... That's okay. They can still dance even without her. I mean, she's right. She ๐ธ๐ข๐ด the wo
rst dancer. [๐๐ข๐ฌ๐ฆ] Everyone is counting on you. [๐๐ข๐ฌ๐ฆ] You can't bail on them. [๐๐ถ๐ช๐ฏ๐ฏ] You're lecturing me about quitting? ๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ฃ'๐ฉ ๐ฆ๐ช๐๐ฉ! ๐๐ ๐๐ค๐ฉ ๐๐๐ง๐๐! There's a fucking difference between the two. [๐๐ถ๐ช๐ฏ๐ฏ] I don't have time for dance anymore. [๐๐ถ๐ช๐ฏ๐ฏ] And I- I really don't have time for a boyfriend. ๏ผท๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝ ! Who said anything about ๐ฃ๐ฐ๐บ๐ง๐ณ๐ช๐ฆ๐ฏ๐ฅ? That's kinda presumptuous. Ma'am. [๐๐ถ๐ต๐ฉ๐ช๐ฆ] I love ๐๐ถ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ณ ๐๐บ๐ฆ. [๐๐ถ๐ต๐ฉ๐ช๐ฆ] It makes me cr
y every time. [๐๐ถ๐ต๐ฉ๐ช๐ฆ] I wish they'd come here. Oh, I like that show too! Oh my god, I wanna be her in the future. Just stuck in an old nursing home with no kids and no husband and ๐๐ ๐๐ ๐๐ช. 'Cause my life is equally as boring as Sabrina Carpenter's. [๐๐ถ๐ต๐ฉ๐ช๐ฆ] We all end up in the same place. [๐๐ถ๐ต๐ฉ๐ช๐ฆ] And the only memories we have are the ones that were, like, really fun. [๐๐ถ๐ต๐ฉ๐ช๐ฆ] You know, the times we spent with our friends. Well, jokes on you because I don't remembe
r ๐ข๐ฏ๐บ๐ต๐ฉ๐ช๐ฏ๐จ from my life. Not even last week. I don't remember any fun stuff that I do or the boring shit that I do. It's all just a blur. And that's on Depressionโข. It's at this point that I realize I'm even ๐ฎ๐ฐ๐ณ๐ฆ ๐ฃ๐ฐ๐ณ๐ช๐ฏ๐จ than the main character. Because if I were doing a mindless activity like that, I wouldn't be listening to music. I would be listening to an audiobook. And then after I finish the audiobook, I would be making YouTube videos about what I thought of the audiobooks
. You know, I'm really not trying to reflect on my life while watching a Netflix movie. So let's continue. [๐๐ถ๐ช๐ฏ๐ฏ] I thought that dancing would get me into Duke. [๐๐ถ๐ช๐ฏ๐ฏ] And Duke was gonna make me happy. [๐๐ถ๐ช๐ฏ๐ฏ] But dancing makes me really happy. Girl, you've been doing this for, like, two weeks. It's not that deep. [๐๐ข๐ฌ๐ฆ] Yeah. [๐๐ถ๐ช๐ฏ๐ฏ] Ready? [๐๐ข๐ฌ๐ฆ] Yeah. Wait, how does she know where he lives? But also. . . His apartment is really nice. He got money for a guy who h
as no job. Okay. I know they're dancing, but I keep on looking at his apartment. And I'm trying to guess how much it is. Because I'm pretty sure this must be a ๐ณ๐ฆ๐ข๐ญ๐ญ๐บ ๐ฆ๐น๐ฑ๐ฆ๐ฏ๐ด๐ช๐ท๐ฆ apartment. And I don't know how he can afford this as someone who used to be a dance instructor for children, and now doesn't have a job. What's going on? What's the secret here? [๐๐ถ๐ช๐ฏ๐ฏ] Welcome to your new rehearsal space. How would the workers even allow her to do this? Because, obviously, if you're
gonna practice for dancing, it's gonna be loud as fuck. 'Cause you're jumping around everywhere along with the music. This shit isn't allowed. Are we gonna get both of them fired? [๐๐ข๐ฌ๐ฆ] Okay, uh, here's the plan. [๐๐ข๐ฌ๐ฆ] In the next few weeks, you're all gonna be learning each other's styles, alright? Ooh, cultural appropriation? Alright, let's go. [๐๐ถ๐ช๐ฏ๐ฏ] Hey. [๐๐ข๐ด๐ฎ๐ช๐ฏ๐ฆ] Quinn, I am on the toilet! Wait, so how long did she wait for Liza Koshy to go into that specific bathroom
stall? Did she have to sit there the entire time, ๐ฉ๐ฐ๐ฑ๐ช๐ฏ๐จ that it was Liza? What if another person had came in instead of Liza? Like, how many times did she try to pull the "Hi" thing and it was the wrong person? Also, high school bathrooms are really smelly because they are ๐ท๐ฆ๐ณ๐บ ๐ฑ๐ฐ๐ฐ๐ณ๐ญ๐บ ๐ฎ๐ข๐ช๐ฏ๐ต๐ข๐ช๐ฏ๐ฆ๐ฅ. I don't know if this was worth it. I think she could've just texted her if she wanted to talk. *๐จ๐ข๐ด๐ฑ* That is ๐ฏ๐ฐ๐ต 20 seconds of hand washing! She didn't even use soap!
This is how the coronavirus spreads. This is why schools should be shut down. We should do online schooling. [๐๐ฐ๐ฃ๐ฃ๐บ] You quit the Birds? [๐๐ข๐ท๐ฆ๐ฏ] Wait, so you're- so you're rejoining? [๐๐ข๐ด๐ฎ๐ช๐ฏ๐ฆ] You think I was just gonna let you guys win Work It without me? I will find it ๐๐ญ๐ฉ๐ง๐๐ข๐๐ก๐ฎ ๐๐๐ง๐ ๐ฉ๐ค ๐๐๐ก๐๐๐ซ๐ that they actually win Work It. 'Cause they've been practicing for, like, less than two months against an elite team that has corporate sponsorships. But it's oka
y. As long as they have fun. [๐๐ถ๐ช๐ฏ๐ฏ] Beyoncรฉ... [๐๐ถ๐ช๐ฏ๐ฏ] Queen Bey... [๐๐ถ๐ช๐ฏ๐ฏ] I pray that you make my feet swift tomorrow. Don't drag Beyoncรฉ into this. She doesn't deserve this. Dear Beyoncรฉ, let me continue culturally appropriating you in the name of dance. [๐๐ข๐ณ๐ช๐ข] What are you wearing? [๐๐ถ๐ช๐ฏ๐ฏ] These are clothes. [๐๐ถ๐ช๐ฏ๐ฏ] I'm going to the library. [๐๐ข๐ณ๐ช๐ข] Oh, since when do you dress like Shakira when you go to the library? ๐๐ฐ๐ธ ๐ฅ๐ข๐ณ๐ฆ ๐บ๐ฐ๐ถ ๐ช๐ฏ๐ด๐ถ๐ญ๐ต ๐
๐ฉ๐ข๐ฌ๐ช๐ณ๐ข ๐ญ๐ช๐ฌ๐ฆ ๐ต๐ฉ๐ข๐ต? She would never fucking dress that way. [๐๐ข๐ณ๐ช๐ข] You know what? I am upset. [๐๐ข๐ณ๐ช๐ข] Because we had a deal. [๐๐ข๐ณ๐ช๐ข] And you're not going anywhere right now. [๐๐ข๐ณ๐ช๐ข] You are grounded! Dude, the mom needs to chill out. Like, if she likes to dance, just let her dance. It's not that big of a deal. Why is she acting so pressed about this? Your husband is dead. Let it go. Don't try to funnel his dreams into your kid. That's on therapy. ๐๐ถ๐ฏ ๐ฉ๐ฆ๐ณ ๐ฐ
๐ท๐ฆ๐ณ! ๐๐ช๐ฃ ๐๐๐ง ๐ค๐ซ๐๐ง! Ooooh, he's so extra! I dig it though. ๐คฉ *๐๐๐จ๐ฅ* ๐คฉ ๐-๐ฅ๐ค๐ฅ?! What a multicultural choreography right there. So much diversity in the dancers and in the songs. I like this. This dancing is all over the place. There's, like, no theme, no cohesion. Their outfits don't even match. I gotta be honest, this kinda looks like KIDZ BOP: The Concert. Why is there a standing ovation? This was so all over the place. There was no theme to it. I wish they had gone with th
e dead cheerleaders. That would've been really badass. 9.3??! ๐๐๐๐ฎ ๐ฌ๐ค๐ฃ?!?! These bitches practiced for less than ๐ฉ๐ฌ๐ค ๐ข๐ค๐ฃ๐ฉ๐๐จ ๐ข๐ฏ๐ฅ ๐ต๐ฉ๐ฆ๐บ ๐ธ๐ฐ๐ฏ a competition? Compared to people that have been practicing dancing for ๐บ๐ฆ๐ข๐ณ๐ด? ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ช๐๐๐จ๐๐ฉ๐ฎ. [๐๐ถ๐ช๐ญ๐ญ๐ช๐ข๐ณ๐ฅ] Congrats. Dude, he danced ๐จ๐ค ๐ข๐ช๐๐ ๐๐๐ฉ๐ฉ๐๐ง than the rest of this dance team. Like, I don'tโ Okay, listen, I know he's an asshole. But this competition is not evaluating personality. It's based on
skill. He clearly has superior skills. The whole team did. They were well-coordinated, they had a theme, they were all in sync. These people were just all over the place. I don't understand. This is bullshit. This competition is rigged. ๐๐ถ๐ฅ๐ฆ, ๐ฉ๐ฆ'๐ด ๐ด๐ฐ ๐จ๐ฐ๐ฐ๐ฅ! He moves so fast, so smooth. He should've been the winner. Dude, come on. I don't know what was the point of this character. It was like they saw this random dude and they were like, "He needs a job." "Let's just put him in as, l
ike, a mattress worker." And everyone was like, "What is he gonna do?" Uh, I don't know, take a shirt off? Be sexually harassed by Liza Koshy? The movie's over. It was. . . as expected, I guess. I don't really have any conclusion to this other than: The other team should've won 'cause they were clearly superior. This shit doesn't make sense. Anyway, I'm gonna go ahead and sign off. Go ahead and unsubscribe from my channel. And good-bye! ๐ถ Music Outro ๐ถ
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Only the Avatar can master all four elements: Good grades, dance ability, taste in fonts and memory retention โจ
Cindy: just pretend your dead Old man: dies Cindy: ๐ ๐ ๐
"If guys were actually charmed by girls who are incompetent, I would have like a dozen boyfriends by now" that hit me on a cellular level
Cindy: If I were him, I would fake a heart attack so they can bury me. Old men: dead Cindy: Surprised Pikachu Face
What sucks is that Jordan Fisher is extremely talented with acting, singing, AND dancing, and he's in this movie...yikes.
"she's only going to duke because she has daddy issues" called out
"Ah yes, the two genders. 4.0 gpa, and dancing." Laughs in nonbinary, who can do neither
โShe just needs a purple streak in her hair to be a token Asian characterโ says an Asian with purple hair.
I love that the main character who literally canโt dance is angry that the dance troupe full of incredibly talented dancers wonโt let her in.
"So what's your dance style?" The main character: "Using everyone to get something I want" :)
Me: * is a pre-professional dancer who dedicates basically her entire life and health (mental and physical) to dancing, does more than 17 hours of dancing a week, and still is not valued because dance is โeasyโ * Netflix: yo, imma realease a dance movie Me: gets excited we and our hard work may FINALLY get recognized The movie: yeah, so, this girl who doesnโt give a flying fuck about dancing is going to win over a very serious and talented dance team, even though she views dancing as only a way to get into college and the other team has been training for years. Me: ๐๐๐
They literally took the โshallow, selfish villainโ from all other singing/dancing movies and tried to make her look sympathetic.
cindy: โthis character is like the stereotypical asian goth, she only needs a purple streak in her hairโ cindy: has a purple streak in her hair
โGrow a personality to enter this university.โ If only my personality could make up for my grades.
Cindy: โyeah just pretend youโre deadโ actually dies Cindy: ๐ฑ๐ฑ I was only kiddingโ
I absolutely LOATHE when movies about dancing, singing, etc. have the โbadโ group be genuinely talented and hardworking, but the โgoodโ guys who barely commit and have no sense of professionalism end up winning anyways just because the โbadโ guys are a bit rude and cliquey. I like to call it โSharpayโs Dilemmaโ.
How dare her child have healthy passions that she truly cares about and spends her time doing instead of... you know, destructive pastimes and drugs.
"Overly preparing to make up for lack of talent" Bruh that hits too close to home
Do I think this movie is completely unrealistic? Yes. But you wanna know what I thought the MOST unrealistic part was? The fact that they expected me to believe that Sabrina Carpenter and Jordan Fisher had ANY chemistry. Like, it genuinely frustrated me the entire time. Also, just throwing this out there, but Bram from Love, Simon deserved batter.
My dude really died after watching teenagers dancing all violent and sexy and stuff. Imagine the last moments of your life is spent by having teens force you to watch their over exaggerated dance recital. That's sad. Rest in peace